Episode 31


Kabristaan

Suryoday hone ko tha aghori yog ke madhyam se apni uttejna ko kabu kar chuka tha ki achanak uske mobile jo usne lakhan vineeta ko puja ki vidhi samjhane ke liye rakha tha me laga alarm baj utha. Yani lakhan vineeta ko agle grah ki puja ki vidhiya samjhane ka samay ho gaya tha aur ye vidhi suryoday se pehle samjhana zaroori tha. Aghori ne bina der kiye lakhan ke number par call laga di.

KAKATUA KE JUNGLE

Us blowjob ke baad badi mushkil se vineeta aur lakhan ki aankh lagi thi aur wo kuchh ghante hi so pae the ki achanak se unke phone ki ghanti baj uthi. Phone ki ghanti se achanak vineeta aur lakhan ki aankh khul gai. Lakhan ne turant wo phone recieve kara doosri taraf Aghori tha.

Aghori: Aap dono uth gae. (Aghori ne jaanboojh kar kal raat ki vidhi ke bare me nahi poocha kyuki wo kal raat ke bare me pooch kar lakhan ko sharminda nahi karna chahta tha.)
Lakhan: Pranaam Baba jee phone ki ghanti ki awaaz se hum dono uth gae par itni subah subah apne call kara abhi to suraj bhi nahi nikla.
Aghori: Mai janta hu ki abhi suraj bhi nahi nikla aur isiliye maine apko abhi call kari kyuki aaj ki puja ki pehli vidhi aapko suryoday ke samay hi puri karni hai.

Lakhan: Aisa kya karna hai hume baba aur aaj kis grah ki puja karni hai hume.
Aghori: Aaj aapko aise do graho ki puja karni hai jo grahmala ka hissa na hote hue bhi grehmala aur manushaya ke bhagya se anivarya roop se jude hai. Jinka humari kundali me shesh garho ki tarah ek mehtvapoorna sthan hai aur jo humare bhoot bhavishya vartamaan teeno samaykaalo ko prabhavit karte hai. Humare jeevan se andhakaar ko door karke ue apne prakash se roshan karte hai.
Lakhan: Aap surya ki baat kar rahe hai.

Aghori: Sahi samjhe Surya Grehmala ka mukhiya sabhi greh upgreh jiske charo or chakkar lagate hai. Jo duniya ko apne prakash se roshan karta hai. Aaj Suryoday se suryast tak apko Surya puja ki sari vidhiya puri karni hai. Aur unme se pehli vidhi apko suryoday ke samay hi karni hai Suryanamaskar aur Jal Samarpan jisme apko apni ardhangini ke sath surya ko jal ka arghya dena hai wo bhi puri tarah shuddh hokar shuddha vastra dhaean karke. Abhi mai jada vistaar se nahi bataunga kyuki usme suryoday ka samay nikal jaega. Isliye aap dono sheeghrta se snan karke apne vastro me se shuddh vastra dharan karle jaise aapko yaha aane par uplabhd karae gae the. Aur suryoday ke samay surya ko namaskar karte hue use gangajal ka arghya chadae. Jab tak aap log snan karke bahar aaenge gangajal se bhara kamandal aapke liye bahar rakh diya jaega.
Lakhan: Jee baba
Aghori: Aage ki vidhi mai aapko suryoday ke baad bataunga.
Lakhan: Jee

Itna keh kar aghori ne phone rakh diya. Kal raat ki ghatnao ko bhulate hue lakhan vineeta ne bhi aage badne ka nishchay kara. Aur chupchap apne kapdo me se kuchh kapde uthakar baari baari se nahakar aa gae.

Lakhan vineeta jab tayaar hokar bahar aae to bahar humesha ki tarah gangajal se bhara ek kamandal darwaaze par rakha tha. Lakhan singh ne wo kamandal utha liya aur wo dono suryoday ka intezaar karne lage. Sheeghra hi pedo ke peeche se surya uday hota nazar aane laga.

Lakhan Vineeta ne us ugte hue surya ko pranaam karke uska aashirwaad liya aur prarthana ki ye surya un dono ke jeewan ke andhakaar ko apne prakash se roshan kar de apni pareshaaniyo ka saamna karke ki urja pradaan kare. Surya namaskaar ke baad lakhan vineeta ne sammalit roop se us kamandal me bhare gangajal se surya ko arghya samarpit kara. Surya puja ki pehli vidhi puri karne ke baad lakhan ne aghori ko phone kara.

Lakhan: Baba suryoday ho gaya hai aur humne surya devta ko jal samarpit karne ki pratham vidhi bhi puri karli hai.
Aghori: Uttam aap dono kal Uranus Neptune ki kathin vidhiya puri karli to unki tulna me aaj ki vidhiya apke liye saral hai. Aaj aapko duniya ko prakash dene wale do dev graho ki puja karni hai. Dev grah isliye kyuki grehmala ka hissa na hote hue bhi humare jeevan me inka khaas sthan hai. Jinme se ek hai Surya, waise to surya ka prakash sadaiv vidyamaan rehta hai par prithvi ke ghoomne ki wajah se iske prakash ka swaroop badalta rehta hai. Suryast ke pashchat ek anya Nakshatra ke madhyam se prithvi ko surya ka prakash milta hai jo humara dusra dev grah hai jise hum Chandrma kehte hai. Jo raatri me surya ko prakash ko sheetal karke safed roop me dharti ko andhere me nahi doobne deta hai. Aur aaj apko prakash ke inhi do srorto Surya aur Chnadra ki puja karni hai. Kintu Chand ka astitva suryast ke baad hi saamne ata hai isliye Chand ki puja ki vidhiya aapko suryast ke baad hi karni hai isliye unke baare me mai tab hi bataunga. Philhaal aap dono ko SURYA ki puja sampann karni hai. Jiska pratham charan apne abhi abhi pura kara.

Lakhan: Jee baba hume kya karna hoga.

Aghori: Surya jise greek mythology me manav swaroop me APOLLO ke naam se jana jata hai. Surya ki puja aap log yaha nahi karenge balki balki humare us ashram me karenge jaha se ab tak apko samay samay par samagri uplabdh karai jati rahi hai. Surya ko nyay ka devta mana jata hai aur use Utsav nratya sangit aur khel ki pratiyogitaye bahit prasidh hai. Videsho me bhi Surya ko prasann karne ke liye utsav ka ayojan kiya jata hai jisme tarah tarah ki pratiyogita ayojit ki jati hai nratya sangit kiya jata hai. Isliye aaj is Dev grah ko prasann karne ke liye waha ek utsav ka ayojan kiya gaya hai. Pratham charan aap dono ne pura kar liya hai ab doosre charan me utsav sthal pa 101 yagya vediyo par samuhik roop se surya ko peasann karne ke liye yagya kara jaega yagya ke pashchaat us utsav me teen charan ki ek pratiyogita hogi jinme aap bhi pratibhag karenge chatthe charan me naach gaa kar surya ko prasann kara jaega. Aur phir saatve charan me unhi 101 vediyo me 101 jodo ka vivaah karaya jaega jisme vyay hone wala dhan aapse shuruaat me liya gaya tha. Aake pariwaar ne kai kanyao hi hatya ka jo paap kiya tha wo 101 kanyayo ke is samhuki vivaah se milne wale punya se kafi had tak nasht ho jaega isliye aaj ki ye Surya puja kafi mehetvapoorna hai. Suryast ke baad Chandra puja ke bare me apko bataunga philhaal aap dono bahar intezaar kare sheeghra hi apko lene ek rath aaega jo aapko utsav wali jagah le jaega jaha is puja ke agle 6 charan pure kiye jaenge.
Lakhan: Jee baba

Vineeta Lakhan bhi nishchint the ki Surya puja me unhe koi aisa kaam nahi karna pad raha jiske liye wo puri tarah tayaar na ho. Aur pichhle teen din se duniya se puri tarah kata hua jeevan jeene ke baad aaj is utsav ki wajah se unhe thoda mood sahai karne aur relax hone bhi mauka milega, Ye utsav unhe kal raat ke anubhav se bahar nikalne me bhi madad karega. Vineeta Lakhan wahi bahar rath ka intezaar karne lage. Jald hi unhe rath ke paiyo ki awaaze sunai di aur pedo ke jhurmut se nikal kar ek rath unke saamne aa khada hua.

Rath me 2 safed ghode lage the aur rath bhi behad sundar tha. Rath shayad isiliye bheja gaya kyuki Surya dev ka vahan bhi rath hai jisme 7 ghode lage hote hai.

Rath vahak: Ashram se aap dono ke liye ye rath bheja gaya hai aap dono is par baith jae.
Vineeta lakhan dono rath par savaar ho gae aur rath pathreele raasto me sarpat daudta hua ashram ki taraf bad chala. Aur kuchh ghanto ke safar ke baad lakhan vineeta us ashram me pahuch gae jaha Surya Dev ko prasann karne ke liye us utsav ka ayojan kiya gaya tha. Utsav sthal ko bahut sundar tareeke se sajaya gaya tha. Maidaan me ek jagah ek vishaal shamiyana laga tha jkske andar 101 hawan kund bane the jaha shuruaat me hawan kiya jana tha aur ant me inhi me 101 jodo ki shaadi honi thi.

Maidaan ke ek kone 7 rath khade the ab unme kya hona tha pata nahi shayad unka sambandh us pratiyogita se ho sakta hai. Maidaan ke beech me koi vishaal murti rakhi thi jo ek kesariya rang ke kapde se dhaki thi. Waha kaafi bheed thi ye shayad aaj vivaah bandhan me bandhne wale wo jode aur unke pariwaar wale honge. Ek kone me dhol nagade wale nritya sangeet wale kalakaar bhi maujood the. Lakhan vineeta waha utsav ki shobha ko nihaar hi rahe the ki unhone dekha ki ashram se pujariyo ka ek dal ek vridh saadhu ke netratva me unki taraf aa raha tha. Jab wo saadhu unke sameep pahuch to lakhan vineeta ne rath se utarkar unhe pranaam kara.

Vridh saadu: Yashashvi bhav ab tak apko apke ghar ke bahar jo bhi bakse milte the wo humare yaha se hi bhijwae jate the. Mujhe aap logo ki puja ke bare me bata diya gaya tha isliye aapki puja prarambh hone ke pehle din se bhi pehle se hum is utsav ki tayaari kar rahe the. Aaj aapse prapt dhan se kai gareeb kanyayo ka vivaah sampann hoga jiska punya pratap apke pure pariwaar ko milega. Aapke pariwaar ne kainkanyayo ko paida hote hi maar diya par aaj aapki wajah se yaha aaj 100 gareeb kanyayo ka ghar basega unki unke pariwaar ki duae to apko milegi hi jinse us shraap ka asar kum ho jaega.
Lakhan: Pujari jee mujhe nahi pata tha wo dhan is mahaan kaam ke liye liya ja raha hai warna mai aur dhan de deta. Aur mai aaj pran leta hu sirf isi varsh nahi har varsh isi tarah gareeb kanyayayo ka vivaah karwaunga. Par pujari jee mera ek sawaal hai.

Saadhu: Nisankoch poochiye.
Lakhan: Aghori baba ne bataya tha ki yaha 101 ki shaadi hogi waha un vediyo par bhi antim ank 101 dikh raha aur aap keh rahe ki 100 jode hai shayad aap 101 ki jagah 100 bol gae.
Saadhu: Ji nahi mai sahi bola aap se mile dhan se yaha 100 gareeb kanyayo hi vivaah hoga.
Lakhan: Phir wo 101vi jodi.
Saadhu: Wo 101vi jodi is waqt mere saamne khadi hai.

Lakhan Vineeta ashcharya se ek doosre ko dekhne lage.
Lakhan: Par pujari jee humara vivaah to ho chuka hai.
Saadhu: Mai janta hu apka vivaah ho chuka hai par vivaah kab aur kin paristhitiyo me hua isse aap dono bhi bhali bhaati parichit hai. Us waqt majboori me koi doosra upay na hone ki wajah se anan fanan me aap dono ki shaadi sampann kara di gai thi. Par us waqt us shaadi ke liye na vineeta jee tayaar thi na hi shayad aap khud. Balki agar mai sahi hu to usse pehle aap dono ek doosre ko jante tak nahi the bus achanak se majboori vash aap dono ko ek doosre ke saath vivaah bandhan me bandhna pada.

Lakhan: Jee baba maine jis stree ko bulaya tha uska accident..
Saadhu: Mujhe pata hai ye sab par vivaah humare jeevan ke 16 sanskaaro me sabse aham sanskaar hai aur itni badi puja me he sanskaar ko bus ek aupcharikta ke roop me nahi kiya ja sakta. Isiliye aaj apke saamne wo avsar dubara aya hai jab aap is vivaah sanskaar ek aupcharikta ki tarah nahi balki dil se kar sakte hai. Teen din se aap dono sirf ek doosre ke sampark me hai aise me zahir hai aap dono ek doosre ko bhali bhati samajh gae honge. Ek doosre ke prati apke man me kuchh achhe kuch bure bhaav bhi ban gae honge. Mai yaha prem bhaav ki baat kar raha.

Saadhu ki baat sunkar vineeta lakhan dono sakpaka gae ki ye saadhu kya bol gae.

Saadhu: Aap log meri baat ka galat arth na nikale mai janta hu ye pehle se shaadishuda hai aur mai inki shaadishuda life par kuchh tippani kar bhi nahi raha. Aur yaha prem shabd se mera tatparya premi premika ka prem nahi. Prem shabd bahut gehra hai use ek rishte me seemit mat kariye. Aap apni bete apne bahu ke liye ye puja kar rahe hai yani aap unse prem karte hai vineeta jee apni saheli ke liye ye kar rahi hai yani unhe unse prem hai. Par kya yahi prem aapke beech hai yahi aaj apko nirnay karna hai. Chahe to aaj bhi aap dono aupcharik shaadi kar sakte hai kisi ko kuchh pata nahi chalega ya aaj ke din kuchh pal ke liye apne bete bahu apne pariwaar apni saheli apni pichhli zindagi ko bhula kar sachhe man se sachhe dil se is shaadi ki rasmo ko pura kare. Do din baad to waise bhi aapko is shaadi se mukt kar diya jaega par aane wale do din aapke is prem bhav ki kadi pariksha lene wale hai kyuki 72 ghante se aap dono sath hai aur 72 ghante bahut hote agar itne waqt me bhi apke man me ekdoosre ke liye apnepan ki feeling nahi utpann hui to aane wale do din apke liye bahut mushkil been wale hai. Isliye aaj in 100 jodo ke sath apki shaadi us prem bhav ko jagane ki ye antim koshish hai taki aapke agle do din asani se beet jae. Kyuki agar agle do din bhi aap ye puja majboori me karenge to shayad aap is puja ko pura na kar pae isiliye aaj apki dubara shaadi karwa kar apko aur avsar diya ja raha hai. Ab aap dono khud vichaar kar le ki aapko kya karna hai.

Saadhu ki prem par kahi gai ye baate vineeta aur lakhan ko andar tak jhakjhor gai kyuki ye sach tha ki in teeno dino me unke man ek doosre ke prati bhavo me kafi parivartan aa chuka tha par ab bhi wo asmanjas me the ki kya ye sirf apnapan hai ya kuchh aur. Par iska nirnay to unhe khud karna tha. Aur agle do din me kya kya hone wala hai ki prem bhav ki pariksha hogi. Wo dono ye soch hi rahe the ki saadhu ne phir unhe pukara.
Saadhu: Lakhan jee vineeta jee kis soch me doob gae dekhiye vivaah is puja ka antim charan hai usse pehle kafi waqt milega apko sochne ke liye philhaal samuhik yagya ka samay ho raha hai agar aap log tayaar ho to yagya sthal ki tarag chale.
Lakhan Vineeta: Jee jee bilkul chalte hai.

Lakhan Vineeta saadhuo ke dal ke peeche yagya sthal ki taraf chal diye. Yagya sthal ka pandaal logo se khachakhach bhara tha. Pandaal me charo taraf line se 100 hawan kund bane the aur beech me ek bada hawan kund bana tha jaha pradhan pujari ko yagya karna tha. Aur shayad isi vedi par vineeta ko ek baar phir lakhan singh ke sath vivaah bandhan me bandhna tha. Pradhan pujari lakhan vineeta ke sath us badi vedi ke sameep akar khada ho gaya aur unke kehne par log baki hawan kundo ke ird gird baith gae. Lakhan vineeta aur pradhan pujari bhi pandaal ke madhya me bani yagya vedi ke ird gird baith gae.

Sabhi 101 yagya vediyo ko ek sath agni se prajwalit kar diya gaya. Aur pura pandaal OM SURYAY NAMAH ke jaap se goonjaymaan ho utha. Lakhan Vineeta bhi hath jod ka Om Suryay Namah ka jaap karte hue bhagwaan surya dev se is puja me apna aashirwaad dene ki prarthana karne lage. Par kahi na kahi un dono ke man us pujari ki baato se ek ajeeb sa antardvand chal raha tha ki kya wakai unke man ek doosre ke prati prem ka bhav utpann ho gaya hai ya sirf apnepan ka. Teen din pehle jo shaadi unke liye ek majboori me ki gai aupcharikta thi kya 72 ghante ek doosre ke saath guzarne ke baad ek doosre ke sukh dukh baatne ke baad kya ab bhi wo shaadi unke liye aupcharikta hai. Kya aaj jab wo dubara shaadi ki wo rasme puri karnege tab bhi unke man me wahi bhaav rehnege jo teen din pehle the ya aaj ki shaadi unke man nai ichhao ke beej ke ankurit hone ki wajah banne wali thi.

Haweli me

Shobha jab subah so kar uthi to wo ek nai soch ke sath uthi. Raat bhar uske dimaag me yahi chalta raha ki vikram jo usse chahta hai kya wakai wo itna galat hai. Wo ye soch hi rahi thi ki achanak uske darwaaze par kisiki dastak hui.
Shobha: Kaun hai.
Darwaaze par: Bhabhi mai Reena aapki nanad. (Reena Vikram ki badi behen Lakhan singh ki sagi beti iska aur iske pati Mangal Singh ka parichay Intro update me diya gaya tha)
Shobha: Ha didi aai. (Shobha ne turant darwaaza khola). Aaiye na didi kuchh kaam to mujhe bula leti.

Reena: Are kaam kaisa bus aise hi baithe baithe bor ho rahi thi, shaadi me aai hui aurto ne to gossip karke kaan kha liye. Unhe waqt dene ke chakkar apni bhabhi se do ghadi baat karne ka mauka hi nahi mila.
Shobha: Sach kaha didi.
Reena: Aur batao mera bhai tumhe pareshan to nahi karta na.
Shobha murjhate hue: Nahi didi aisa kuchh nahi.
Reena: Tumhare chehre ke bhaav aur baate mel nahi kha rahi. Agar koi baat ho to khulkar mujhe batao.
Shobha: Nahi didi koi baat nahi hai.
Reena: Theek hai shayad abhi tum mujhe apna nahi samajhti isliye mujhse kuchh share nahi karna chahti theek hai agar nahi batana chahti to mai chalti hu.
Shobha: Are didi rukiye aisa mat kahiye aapse nahi kahungi to kise kahungi. Vikram ke ghar me aap hi to akeli aurat hai.
Reena: Tabhi to keh rahi hu batao mujhe kya baat hai agar vikram ne kuchh kaha hai to batao. Vikram ko mai tumse behtar janti hu.

Shobha ko samajh nahi aa raha tha ki Reena ko kya batae agar wo ye kahegi ki wo vikram ke sath ek baar milan kar chuki hai aur dubara uske sath milan ke liye tadap rahi hai to wo use sex ke liye desperate samjhegi. Aur agar unhe ye pata chala ki mere aur vikarm ke beech already sab kuchh ho chuka hai to pata nahi kaise react karengi. Shobha kya kahe ye soch hi rahi thi ki Reena khud bol padi.
Reena: Kya shaadi ke baad bhi vikram ke sath milan na ho pane ki taqleef hai.
Shobha to ekdum se us baat par hadbada gai. Aur uski hadbadahat dekh reena samajh gai ki yahi baat hai.
Reena: Hmm matlab yahi baat hai are chinta kyu karti ho laado raani bus do din ki baat hai uske baad to puri zindagi tumhe saath hi rehna hai jo chaho wo karna koi rokne wala nahi hoga. Aur agar phir milne ka aur thoda bahut karne ka man kare to chori chhupe mil liya karo logo se nazre bacha kar iska bhi apna alag maza hai. Duniya se chhup kar apne premi se milne jana. Haye so romantic.

Shobha sharmate hue: Kya bhabhi aap bhi.
Reena: Are sharmati kyu ho meri laado mai aisi hi hu bindaas. Shaadi se pehle mai bhi tumhari tarah badi sharmeeli thi par ab shaadi ke baad tumhare nandoi jee ne mujhse aise aise kaam karwae ki kya batau pakka besharam bana diya mujhe.
Shobha haste hue: Aisa kya karwate hai.
Reena: Ab wo sab phir kabhi bataungi wo sab bata kar abhi mai tumhari uttejna nahi badana chahti. Tumhare aur vikram ke milan me laga barrier hat jane do phir tumhe pura trained kar dungi. Par tab tak in do dino ko khul kar jee lo meri laado kyuki ye do din tumhe dubara nahi milenge. Do din baad to waise bhi tumhari ek patni ki life shuru ho jaegi. Bhale hi apas me kuchh na karo par apas me chhup kar mil to sakti ho thodi bahut chumma chati to allowed hai.

Shobha jhepte hue: Kya didi aap bhi na badi badmaash ho.
Reena: Are sach keh rahi hu shaadi ko teen din ho chuke hai par is nigodi puja ki wajah se tum dono mil nahi paa rahe, mera bhai to bechara bhara baitha hoga aur tum aise sharma rahi ho.
Shobha: Apke bhai unke baare me to kuchh kaho hi nahi.
Reena: Kyu aisa kyu keh rahi kuchh kaha kya usne.

Shobha: Unhe to mujhme interest hi nahi hai. Unhe to mujhse jada interest meri saheli Neha me hai.
Reena: Neha kaun wo dubli patli si jo chhote chhote kapde pehenti hai.
Shobha: Ha wahi keh rahe the tum uske jaise kapde kyu nahi pehenti chhote chhote humesha ye saadi pehne rehti ho.
Reena: Ab bura na manna par tumne apni us friend ko yaha bulakar bahut badi galti ki hai. Sirf vikram kya gaanv ke sare mardo ke dimaag kharab kar diye. Tumhare nandoi jee bhi fultu latto hai tumhari saheli par mujhe keh rahe the aise kapde pehenne ko.
Shobha: Phir aapne kya kaha apko to bada gussa aya hoga.

Reena: Kyu isme gussa kaisa ab bhai tumhari saheli ne yaha sari aurato ke liye competition khada kar diya hai to ab use face to karna hi padega. Aur mere pati ne hi kaha hai mujhe chhote kapde pehenne ko apne pati ke liye itna nahi kar sakti. Agar mai tumhari saheli ki tarah tayaar hokar unke saamne jaungi to humari sex life me ek naya rang bhar jaega hum aur achhe se enjoy kar sakenge. Biwi ghar ki daal hoti aur roj roj ghar ki daal khakar insaan bor ho jata isliye samay samay par ghar me hi paneer ki sabzi banate rehna chahiye warna aadmi bahar paneer khane ki adat daal lega. Ab tumhara case thoda ulta hai tumne pehle hi apne pati ke saamne paneer tikka pesh kar diya to ab use ghar ki daal me kaise interest paida hoga. Vikram ke nazariye se bhi socho.

Reena ki baato ne shobha ko sochne par majboor kar diya.
Shobha: Par mai waise kapde kaise pehen sakti hu log kya kahenge ki lakhan singh ki bahu aise kapde pehenti hai.
Reena: To tumhe kaunsa logo ko dikhane hai. Mai bhi to pehnugi apne pati ke liye. Tum bhi try karo apne pati ke saamne pehno uske saath kahi ghoomne jao tab pehno apne bedroom me pehno kahi akele me usse milne jao tab pehno.
Shobha: Par aise kapdo me mujhe sharam aati hai bada khula khula sa lagta hai.
Reena: Dekho shobha agar tum yuhi sharmati rahogi to tunhara pati tumhare haath se nikal jaega. Apne pati ko apne paas rakhne ke liye use apni taraf akarshit karna use rijhana bahut zaroori hota hai. Tumhe kya lagta hai wo neha tumse zada khoobsurat hai. Nahi wo tumhari khoobsurati ke aage kuchh nahi bus wo aise chhote chhote kapde pehenti hai ki mard uski taraf khiche chale jate hai.

Reena: AB KHULI MITHAI KE UPAR TO WAISE BHI MAKKHIYA JADA BHINBHINATI HAI. Agar tum uske jaise kapde pehen lo to wo tumhare saamne paani kum chai hai. Tumhe aise kapdo me dekh do minute me tumhare pati ke dimaag se us neha ka fitoor utar jaega.

Shobha: To kya mujhe waise kapde pehnne chahiye.
Reena: Zaroor pehenne chahiye, mai jab apne liye waise kapde mangaungi tab tumhare liye bhi manga dungi. Balki agar abhi in do dino me vikram ko apna wo roop dikha sako to dikha do. Abhi papa jee bhi yaha nahi hai aur wo karamjali neha bhi yaha hai to vikram jab tumhe uske jaise kapdo me dekhega aur jab tumhe aur neha ko compare karega tab use pata chalega ki uski biwi ke saamne wo neha kuchh bhi nahi. Aur tumhara level ek jhatke me Neha se upar ho jaega.

Shobha: Par abhi to mere paas aise kapde nahi hai aapke paas hai.
Reena: Nahi re abhi to nahi hai bhala shaadi me koi aise kapde lata hai kya. Par teri saheli ke paas to hai kapde usise maang le koi achhi si sexy si dress.
Shobha: Usse kya keh kar maangu ki mera pati mujhe uske jaisa banne ko keh raha hai isliye uske jaise kapde chahiye. Kitni bezzati feel hogi mujhe uske saamne.

Reena: Ha ye baat to hai, to ek kaam kar na jab wo kamre me na ho to chupke se uske kamre me jakar uske kapdo me se koi sexy si dress nikal la aur ek baar Vikram ko apne is kamuk roop ke darshan karwakar wo dress wapas se uske kapdo me rakh dena. Use pata bhi nahi chalega aur tumhara kaam bhi ho jaega.
Shobha: Matlab chori karu wo bhi kapdo ki.
Reena: Chori nahi karni vikram ke dimaag se neha ki hottness ka parda utarna hai and bhabhi jaan Ishq aur Jung me sab jayaz hai Everything is fair in Love and War. Agar tumhe hotness ke mamle neha ke saamne khud ko bees sabit karna hai to tumhe ye karna hi hoga.
Shobha: Aap sahi keh rahi ho mujhe ye karna hi hoga. Par mai unke paas jaau ya une apne paas bulau.
Reena: Jana to philhaal tujhe hi hoga kyuki tujhe khud ko sabit karna hai par din me mat jana ek to log jaag rahe honge to tujhe chhote kapde pehen kar jane me sharam lagegi. Raat me jana jab sab so jae tab sahi time hoga tab tu jakar vikram ko apne husn ke jalwe dikha kar ek baar me hi flat kar dena. Par tab tu us neha ki kisi hot dress ka jugad kar le.

Shobha: Wo jugad mai kar lungi, thank you didi shaadi ke baad mai bada dar rahi thi par aapse baat karke bahut achha laga sachme.
Reena: Mujhe bhi tumse baat karke bahut achha laga. Chalo ab mai chali hu koi bhi problem ho to mujhe call kar lena. Mai tumhe guide kar dugi.
Shobha: Jee

Reena bahar aai shobha bhi use bahar tak chhodne aai. Bahar neeche haweli ke saamne khule maidaan me vikram apne jeeja mangal aur chachiya sasur abhilakh ke saath khada chai pee raha tha. Reena aur shobha dono ki nazar un par padi vikram ne haweli me upar chajje par khadi shobha ko dekhha aur ek smile paas kardi.

Reena: Dekh tera pati aur mere pati dono khade hai. Achha sun use abhi kuchh mat batana raat me ekdum se surprise dena. Surprise ka apna alag maza hai. Par dhyan rakhna limit cross mat karna samajh rahi ho na.
Shobha: Jee (Ab shobha unhe kya batati ki pehle hi limit cross kar chuki par wo to yahi samajhti thi ki usne wo sab vikram ke sath hi kara hai wo bhi is baat se anjaan thi ki ye sab usne apne pati ke sath nahi balki baap ke sath kara tha)

Shobha ko achhe se guide karke Reena waha se chali gai. Vikram chor nazro se shobha ko dekh leta tha kyuki use ab bhi lag raha tha ki kal usne jo kuchh kaha uski wajah se shobha gussa hogi. Shobha ne jhoote gusse ka dikhava karte hue apni peeth uski taraf karli par man hi man usne faisla kar liya tha bus dekhna ye tha ki uska ye faisla uski aur vikram ki shaadishuda zindagi ko kis raaste par le jane wala tha.​
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