Episode 53


LAKHAN SINGH KI KOTHI

Raatri ne apni dastak dedi thi jisse zahir tha ki kahani ka ye aathva din bhi apni samapti ki taraf agrasar tha. Aur idhar Garima ke tan badan me vaasna ki aag lagi hui thi jeetu ne uski maalish to behad kamuk ki par wo uski vaasna ki aag ko hawa dekar bina bujhae hi khud thanda hokar chala gaya aur Garima ko waise hi vaasna ki aag me jalta chhod gaya. Aur yaha gaanv me Garima ek ankaha sa Lockdown jhel rahi thi jaha na uski saheliya tha na uska pariwaar na uski parichit jagah ledekar thi to ek badi si kothi me ek 20 by 15 ka kamra ek 55 saal ka buddha rasoiya aur uska 18 saal ka jawan beta jo baar baar aisi paristhitiya utpann kar dete the ki Garima chah kar bhi us uttejna ke janjaal se nikal nahi pati thi din raat apne akelepan ke mahaul me bus yahi sab sochti rehti thi aur is uttejna ke daldal me dhasti ja rahi dhasti hi ja rahi thi.

Kuchh yahi haal garima ka is waqt bhi tha. Jeetu use garam to kar gaya par us garmi ko thanda kare bina chale gaya aur ab to use hariya ka bhi sahara nahi tha jisne use is hawas ke daldal me kheecha tha uske paas agar koi option tha bus bihari kaka jinhe subah usne jhidak kar kamre se bhaga diya tha. Wo ab unke bare me hi soch rahi thi kya aaj raat phir wo uske khane me neend ki goliya milaenge kya aaj raat phir wo chupke se uske kamre me aaenge par kya aaj bhi uske upar muth maarke hi chale jaenge. Nahi aaj mai unke saamne neend se jaag jaungi ya neend me hi unhe khud ko chodne ko majboor kar doongi. Par agar maine wo neend ki goli mila khana kha liya to mai so jaungi ek kaam karti hu wo khana kamre me le aati hu aur yaha khaungi hi nahi unhe yahi lagega ki mai neend me hu pichhli baar ki tarah. Hmm ye sahi rahega.

Idhar neeche khana ban to chuka tha par kaka ki garima ko awaaz dene ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi. Kaka soch rahe the ki kal raat me use chod diya ab kis muh se beti kahe. Unhone jeetu se garima ko awaaz lagane ko kaha hi tha ki upar seediyo se garima aati nazar aai. Garima apna attitude barkarar rakha aur kaka ki taraf dekha bhi nahi.
Garima: Mujhe plate me khana lagakar de dijiye mai apnr kamre me khaungi.
Kaka ne bhi chupchap khane ki plate lagakar garima ko pakda di aur garima khana lekar wapas mudi hi thi ki jeetu ne use awaaz dekar rok liya.
Jeetu: Garima di
Garima: Hmm kya hai
Jeetu: Wo darasal Hariya kaka ka phone aya tha wo kal shaam ko wapas aaenge aur wo lakdi ka pul bhi ban gaya hai to unhone apko tayaar rehne ko kaha hai wo kal shaam ko apko lene aaenge apko shaadi wali jagah me le jane ke liye.
Garima: Hmm theek hai.

Hariya ke wapas aane ki khabar sunkar garima khushi se bhar uthi par ye sunkar ki kal hi hariya use uski saheliyo ke paas chhod aaega wo thoda maayus bhi ho gai kyuki jab wo kal shaam hi aaega aur seedha haweli ki taraf chal dega to use uska saath samay bitane ka mauka hi nahi mil paega. Aur ye sochte hue bhi uska dil dhakk kar gaya ki aaj ki raat uski is kothi me aakhiri raat hai. Yahi sab sochte hue eo khane ki thaali lekar apne kamre me aa gai. Uske man me ankeko khayal aa rahe the ki chuki ye kaka ke liye bhi uske saath aakhiri raat hai to wo bhi iska bharpoor fayda utjane ki koshish karenge aur nishchit unhone aaj bhi uske khane me neend ki gloiya milai hogi. Par wo is raat ko kewal sone me barbaad nahi karna chahti thi isliye usne khana bina khae plate ko bistar ke neeche chhupa diya aur raat gehri hone ka intezaar karne lagi jab kaka har raat ki tarah wo almaari sarka kar uske kamre me aaenge.

Garima ka ek ek pal badi mushkil se beet raha tha wo neeche ho rahi khatpat ki awaaze sunne ke liye darwaaze par kaan lagae hue thi aur unke thamne ka intezaar kar rahi thi. Neeche khatpat ki awaaze ruk gai thi shayad jeetu khana kha kar bahar bane servant quarter me chala gaya tha aue ab kothi me wo aur Kaka hi the. Ab shayad kisi bhi pal kaka uske kamre me aate hi honge. Jab bade zor ki bhook lagi ho aur pizza order kare to 30 min ka intezaar bhi bada bhari lagta hai kuchh yahi haal garima ka tha uski chut ko bade zor ki bhook lagi thi use umeed thi ki jald hi wo 55 saal ka lund uski bhook shant karne aata hoga par ye intezaar usse bardasht nahi ho raha tha. Wo darwaaze par kaan laga kar bahar ki ahat ko sunne ka prayatn kar rahi thi ki shayad use kaka ke kadmo ki ahat sunai pad jae par bahar ekdum khamoshi chhai hui thi.

Garima ka sabra ab jawab de raha tha wo kabhi us almari ki taraf jakar uske peeche ki ahat ko sunne ka prayatna karti to kabhi darwaaze se neeche ki ahato ko sunne ka par har taraf sannata pasra tha. Pura din to usne jaise taise kaat liya kyuki use umeed thi ki har raat ki tarah aaj bhi kaka uske upar muth maarne to aaenge hi par ab use samajh aa raha tha ki aaj jis tarah usne kaka ko jhada hai ki wo neend ki goliya tak khane ko majboor ho gae the aise me shayad ab wo nahi aane wale. Par wo aisa kaise kar sakte hai ye jante hue ki aaj raat ke baad unhe dubara mere saath kuchb karne ka mauka nahi milne wala shayad galti meri hi thi maine hi sakhti ka kuchh jada natak kar diya agar aisa na hota to shayad aaj kj raat ko hum yaadgaar bana dete. Par ab wo kar bhi kya sakti thi jo hona tha wo to ho chuka tha is waqt itni raat me to wo jeetu ko bhi nahi bula sakti thi aur agar bulati bhi to kya pata subah ki tarah apne inexperience ki wajah use dubara garam karke khud jhad jata use to is waqt ek anubhavi lund chahiye tha jo uski garmi ko thanda kar sake aur ye kaam sirf Bihari kaka hi kar sakte the.

Par har beette pal aur bahar chhai khamoshi se clear hota ja raha tha ki bihari kaka ab aaj raat uske kamre me nahi aane wale aur shayad aaj uske khane me neend ki goliya bhi nahi milai gai hai. Usne bistar ke neeche rakhi khane ki plate nikali aur usme rakhi har sabzi ko thoda thoda chakh kar dekha swaad se to kuchh andaza lagana mushkil tha ki usme koi dawa mili hai ki nahi par thoda thoda chakne ke baad usne plate dubara neeche sarka di aur bistar par letkar intezaar karne lagi ki kya use sir bhari bhari lag raha hai kya use neend aa rahi hai. Par aaj raat to uski aankho se neend jaise udan chhu ho gai thi isse saaf zahir tha ki kaka ne aaj ke khane me neend ki goli nahi milai hai aur jab neend ki goli nahi milai to zahir hai unka aaj raat uske kamre me aane ka bhi koi irada nahi. Isliye aaj use pyasa hi rehna hoga isliye paristhiti se samjhota karte hue wo chupchap bistar par let gai aur aankhe band karke jabardasti sone ki jhoothi koshish karne lagi.

Par garima ko aankh band karke lete hue kuchh pal ki use apne stano par kisi ke hontho ki garam garam saanse mehooss hui garima samajh gai ki akhiri uska intezaar khatam hua aur uske andar jal rahi aag ko thanda karne bihari kaka aa hi gae usne sari sharmo haya ko taak par rakhte hue bihari kaka ko kas kar apni baho me jakad liya aur uske sir ko apne seene par dabane lagi. Wo bihari kaka ka sir apne seene par dabae ja rahi dabae ja rahi thi par bihari kaka chupchap baithe thethe.

Usse unki ye khamoshi bardasht nahi ho rahi thi wo chah rahi thi ki bihari kaka us par toot pade uske badan ko raund kar rakh de par bihari kaka to jaise jad ho gae the. Jab garima se aur bardasht na hua to usne aankhe khol hi di aur wo ye dekh kar shock reh gai ki wo apni kamukta ki aag me itni der se ek takiya ko apne seene se dabae bihari kaka ke khwaab dekh rahe thi. Bihari kaka to kamre me kahi the hi nahi wo jal bin machhli ki tarah tadap uthi aur ek baar phir bistar par karwate badalte hue khud ko kisi tarah sulane ki bharsak koshish karne lagi.

Par jab pet ko bade zor ki bhook lagi ho to insaan laakh koshish kar le use neend nahi aati to chut ki bhook bhi bhook hoti hai wo bhi pet ki bhook se kisi maene me kum nahi hoti. Aur is waqt Garima ki chut ko bade zor se lund ki bhook lagi thi aur wo lund bhi uski pahuch ke daere me tha bus kuchh seediyo bhar ki doori par aur philhaal uske aur us lund ke beech me koi badha bhi nahi thi agar koi badha thi wo uski khud ki ichhashakti ki kya usme khud se neeche jakar apne se dugni umar ke buddhe aadmi se chudai ke liye poochne ki ichhashakti shakti hai. Uske shareer me vaasna ki aag lagi thi kal Hariya ke aane ki khabar ne bhi uski bechaini ko vada diya tha. Uske man me vichaar to aneko aa rahe the, Ya to wo kal raat ki ghatna ko kaka par daalte hue khud ko unki nazro me paak saaf rakhte hue chupchap sone ki koshish karte hue is raat ko yuhi kaat sakti thi aur yaha se jane ke baad ye afsos kar sakti hai ki wo us aakhiri raat ko khulkar enjoy nahi kar pai. Ya kuchh pal ke liye apni izzar ko kinare rakh kar yaha apni is aakhiri raat ko khul kar enjoy kar sakti thi par faisla use hi karna aur jald se jald karna tha.

Ye ek housewife ke seduction ki kahaani thi jis seduction ke daldal me Garima ne apne kadam rakh diye wo daldal use apne andar kheech raha tha garima chah kar bhi isse nahi nikal sakti thi. Ye ek aisa andhera rasta tha jaha jane ka to raasta tha par wapsi ka koi rasta nahi tha. Garima ko bhi is vaasna ke daldal ke bahar aane ka raasta nahi soojh raha tha wo bus khud ko justify karne me lagi thi ki agar ek raat mai ek buddhe ke saath uske saamne khud ko zahir karke sex kar lungi to kya ho jaega hariya ke saath bhi to kara tha. Aur waise bhi us bechare ki to biwi bhi nahi hai kitna tadapta hoga apni biwi ke saath kuchh pyar bhare pal bitane ke liye agar mai ek raat ke liye uski biwi ki kumi poori kar dungi to isme galat kya hai ye to bade punya ka kaam hoga. Aur waise bhi bhagwaan ne aurat ko banaya kyu tha mard ke liye hi na mard ki kaam ichhao ki purti ke liye. To agar ek mard kaam vaasna ke liye tadap raha hai aur mere paas mauka hai ki mai uski madad kar sakti hu to aisa na karna paap hoga. Ek aurat hone ke nate mera farz hai ek mard ki hawas ko mitana. Aurat bani hi mard ke neeche sone ke liye hai to agar mai ye karungi to ye galat kaise hoga.

Garima ne aaj ki raat ko khul kar jeene ka man bana liya tha agar pyasa kue ke paas nahi aa raha tha to ab kue ko hi pyase ke paas jana padega yani agar kaka nere paas nahi aa rahe the to ab mujhe hi unke paas jana hoga. Garima ne Hariya ki biwi ke kapdo me se ek sexy si ghaghra choli nikal li jisme ghaghra kuchh chhota aur tight tha ghutno se khuchh neeche tak aur choli bhi behad tight aur peeche se ek dhaage ke sahare bandhi. Garima ne apne pehne hue kapde utar kar ye ghaghra choli pehen li. Yu to neeche jakar use apni chaddi utarwai hi thi par chudai se pehle chaddi sarakwane ka apna alag hi maza hai isliye usne ek kasi hui chaddi bhi pehen li jisme uski phooli hui chut aur peeche gaand ka ek ek kataav saaf nazar aa raha tha.

Garima ne khud ko aaine me dekha choli itni jada tight thi ki usme se garime ke bade bade stano ke cleavage ubhar bhar bahar niklr pad rahe the aur andar bra ki gairmaujoodgi me un stano ke nipple bhi choli ke andar se hi apne akar aur sthan ka ehsaas kara rahe the. Choli aur ghaghre ke beech uska pet puri tarah khula tha khud ko jada kamuk banane ke liye usnr ghaghra thoda neeche se bandha tha taki uski kaka ko uski nabhi aur kamar ke spaaht darshan ho jae.Choli ke upar se ek chunri bhi daal li taki kaka ko ekdum se aisa na lage ki wo jaanboojh kar badan dikhau kapde pehen kar aai hai.

Makeup ka jada samaan to garima ke paas tha nahi aur jo hariya ki biwi ka thoda bahut tha bhi wo bhi garima ne lagana theek nahi samjha kyuki itni raat me makeup kaun karta hai yadi wo pura makeup karke kaka ke paas jaegi to aisa lagega ki ek tavayaf apne grahak ko khush karne ke liye saj dhaj kar uske paas aai hai. Bus apni kamukta badane ke liya usne apne balo ko khol liya. Khule lambe balo aur is kasi hui ghaghra choli me garima gaanv ki kisi alhad gadrae badan wale bhabhi jaisi hi lag rahi thi. Garima us 56 saal ke buddhe rasoiya ke paas jane ko puri yarah tayaar thi hariya ke sath jo kuchh bhi hua uske liya kahi na kahi garima ko benefit of doubt diya ja sakta tha ki pehli raat hariya ne uski behoshi ka laabh uthkar use nanga karke uske raat guzari, phir uski jaagh me ek keeda chipak aur us keede ka zeher chooste chooste hariya ke honth uski chut tak pahuch gae, uske baad wo to achhe man se hariya ki malush karne gai thi par waha behek kar hariya ke sath sambhog kar baithi aur us khandahar me bhi hariya ne hi pehle karte hue use behkne ko majboor kara par jo kuchh garima ne kaka ke sath kara aur karne ja rahi thi usme to sandeh ki bhi koi gunzaish nahi thi ye to spasht roop se uski vaasna ka pratifal tha.

Par ab jo bhi ho aaj garima ne apni thodi bahut bachi khuchi maryada ki lakshman rekha ko bhi paar kar diya aur aahista se apne kamre ka darwaaza khol kar bahar aa gai. Bahar ekdum sannata pasra hua tha kitchen me halka halka nightbulb jal raha tha kaka har raat kitchen me hi chadar bichhakar sote hai. Ab us 32 varshiya shaadishuda mahila aue 56 varsiya buddhe rasoiyo ke beech chand seediyo ka fasla tha. Garima ne ahista ahista bina awaaz kiye seediyo se neeche utarna shuru kar diya Par ye neeche jati seediya apne saath garima ka charitra bhi neeche le rahi thi ab dekhna ye tha ki vaasna ke unmaad me jalti is housewife ka charitra ki kis seema tak neeche jane wala tha.

Garima dheeme dheeme seedhiya utar rahi thi, uske har neeche jate kadam ke saath uska bacha khucha charitra bhi neeche jata ja raha tha. Garima seediya utar kar seedha kitchen ki taraf bad chali. Kitchen ke darwaze par pahuch kar usne andar jhak kar dekha andar bihari kaka farsh par chadar bichhae apne sir par ek haath rakhe aankho ko band kare lete hue the. Wo so rahe the ya nahi ye to nahi kaha ja sakta tha par aaj subah ki ghatna ke baad unke armaan zaroor so gae the ab samay tha un armano ko wapas jagane ka. Ek 32 saal ki mahila 56 saal ke buddhe ko apna sab kuchh saupne ja rahi thi kaafi kuchh to wo kal raat hi saup chuki thi par tab bhi ek cheez bachi thi uska samman kyuki kal raat jo bhi hua wo usne un bhang ke ladduo ka avran od kar kara par aaj to wo aavran bhi nahi tha. Kal to usne ek 12-13 saal ki garima ka swang rach karke apne hawas ki aag shant karli par aaj jo karna tha wo is 32 varshiya garima ko khud karna tha.

Kitchen ke gate par pahuch kar garima ne darwaaze par ek tez khatkhat ki jise sun kar bihari kaka ki neend toot gai aur unki gardan swatah hi awaz ki disha me ghoom gai aur kitchen ke darwaaze par garima ko yu khade dekh wo hadbada kar uth baithe.
Kaka- Memsaab aap yaha, k k kuchh kaam tha.
Garima- Memsaab Bitiya se seedha Memsaab.
Kaka ne sharm se apni nazre jhuka li- Kya kare memsaab bitiya kehne ka haq to hum kho diye hai kal raat jo hum aapke saath kiye uske liye upar wala hume kabhi maaf nahi karega.
Garima- Isiliye aap uparwale ka kaam aaj khud karne wale the un neend ki goliyo ko khakar.
Kaka- Aur kya karte kaha muh chhupate apna mana apne bhang ke laddu kha liye the par hum to hosh me the hum kaise behek gae.
Garima- Par behoshi ka asar to aap par bhi tha subah aap mere bhi baad uthe isse saaf hai ki aapne bhi wo bhang ke laddu khae the warna agar aap raat me mere sath wo sab karke yaha aa jate to mujhe kuchb pata chalta hi nahi. Par aap bhi wahi so gae isse saaf zahir hai ki aap bhi nashe me the.

Garima ki baat sunkar to kaka ka muh khula ka khula reh gaya unhe to apni safai me kuchh jawab nahi soojh raha tha yaha to khud victim hu muzrim ki pairvi karne laga.
Kaka- Ha bitiya shayad yahi hua hoga humne bhi tumhare sath wo bhang ka laddu kha liya hoga aur bhang ke nashe me hume yaad nahi aya. Ha aisa hi hua hoga.
Garima- Memsaab se phir Bitiya achha hai, Par bhang ke nashe me hone ke bawjood bhi aapne wo sab to kara na mere sath. Aur insaan nashe me wahi sab karta hai jo wo actual me karna chahte hai to matlab ye sab karna chahte the tabhi bhang ke nashe ne apko ye sab karne ko majboor kiya.
Garima ki baat sunkar Kaka ek baar phir sakpaka gae unhe to laga tha garima unke prati thoda naram ho rahi hai par achanak se badle tevar ne phir se unki bolti band kardi. Wo to badi jaldi memsaab se dubara bitiya par aa gae the garima ne phir se unhe backfoot par dhakel diya.

Kaka: Memsaab wo mai mai wo.....
Garima: Pehle aap decide kar lijiye ki aap mujhe kya bulana chahte hai jo apka dil sach me chahta hai wo bulaiye mujhe. Ye memsaab bitya memsaab karke khud ko aur mujhe confuse na kariye.
Ab kaka kahe to tab jab unhe kuchh samajh aa raha ho wo to garima ke tevar ko samajh hi nahi pa rahe the ki wo tevar uske paksha me hai ya vipaksha me.
Garima: Mai samajh sakti hu ki patni ke chale jane ke baad itne saalo tak patni ke bina jeena pada aapko. Din ka ujala to kaam ki bhag daud aur jeetu aur baki logo ke beech kat jata hoga par raat ki khamoshi aur akelapan apko bechain kar dete honge. Aap apni patni ko bahut miss karte honge aur aise bhang ke nashe me mainapke paas aai to mujhme hi apko apni biwi nazar aai hogi aur apni biwi ke dhoke me aap mere sath wo sab kar baithe.
Garima ki baat sunkar Kaka ki phir se jaan me jaan aai ki haa ye baat chal jaegi.

Kaka: Ha ha bitiya bilkul yahi hua tha (rote hue) bahut yaad karte hai hum apni nirmala ko, jeetu ko janam dete hi hume chhod kar chali gai. Jeetu bahut chhota tha to dusri shaadi kaise kar lete pura jeewan akele hi guzaar diya kal raat bhang ke nashe me jab tum humare paas aai to hum tohka hi apni nirmala samajh liye aur uu sab kar baithe. Humse bahut badi galti hui gai humka maaf kardo.
Garima: Agar gussa hoti to itni raat me yu akele me aapke paas na baithe hoti.
Kaka: Matlab kal raat jo hua uske liye aap mujhse gussa nahi ho.
Garima: Kal raat ke liye to nahi par aaj subah jo hua uske liye zaroor gussa hu.
Kaka: Jee mai kuchh samjha nahi.
Garima: Are mana nashe ki halat me aap behek gae aur mujhe apni patni samajh kar wo sab kar baithe par itni si baat par aap apni jaan dene nikal pade.
Kaka: Aapse itna bura bhala sunne ke baad aur kya karta kuchh samah nahi aya mujhe.
Garima: Manti hu mai gussa hui par us condition me mai aur kya react karti par mera gussa thanda hone ke baad apko mujhr sari baat samjhne ki koshish karni chahiye na ki apni jaan lene ki. Ab dekhiye na apko bachane ke chakkar me mai seediyo se gir padi.

Kaka ko ab thoda relax feel ho raha tha ki garima ne kal raat ke liye use maaf kar diya. Warna wo to subah se isi dar me tha ki kahi wo is bare me lakhan singh se na bata de.

Kaka: Mujhe maaf kar dijiye meri wajah se apko chot lagi.
Garima: Ab maafi mang rahe hai subha se to ek baar bhi poochne nahi aae ki kaisi hai chot dard to nahi ho raha.
Kaka: Aisa nahi hai bitiya man to bada kar raha tha poochne ka par himmat nahi ho rahi thi tumhare saamne aane ki. Par maine jeetu ko bheja tha tumhare paas lekar maalish ke liye.
Garima: Mujhe chot jeetu ki wajah ss nahi lagi thi apki wajah se lagi thi apko poochne ana chahiye tha.
Kaka: Ha ana to chahiye tha meri galti hai par ab pooch leta hu ab sahi hai na chot jeetu ne achhe se maalish kardi thi na.
Garima: Ha jaha jaha wo kar sakta tha aur mai karwa sakti thi waha waha kardi thi par wo bhi ek jawan ladka hai ab har jagah usse maalish nahi karwa sakti na.
Kaka: Jee mai samjha nahi
Garima: Are seedi se mai kulho ke bal giri thi to waha bhi dhamak lagi thi par ab usse waha par maalish nahi karwa sakti thi na to kewal kamar kamar ki karwa li thi.

Bihari kaka to waise bhi garima ke kulho ke kuchh jada hi deewane the. Pehli baar garima ke kulho ko uske peticote ke upar se hi dekh kar wo apni dhoti me hi jhad gae the. Aise me garima ke muh se uske kulho ka zikra sun kar unke zehen me wahi drashya taza ho gaya. Aur wo sochne lage ki kaash unhe garima ke kulho ki maalish karne ka mauka mil jata. Par unhe kya pata tha ki 24 ghanto me ek pal aisa hota hai jab aap upar wale se jo mango mil jata hai aur shayad ye wahi pal tha.
Garima: Kya sochne lage aap.
Kaka: Ha hmm kuchh nahi kuchh bhi to nahi.
Garima: Waise aap bura na mano to ek baat kahu.
Kaka: Ha bilkul mai kyu bura manuga.
Garima: Ab jeeti se to mai apne kulho ki maalish nahi karwa sakti thi par ab aap to mujhe bina kapdo ke dekh hi chuke ho bhale hi nashe me dekha ho par dekha to hai to kya aap mere kulho ki maalish kar sakte ho.

Kaka ko apne kano par yakeen nahi ho raha tha ki jo unhone suna wo sach hai. Abhi chand second pehle unhone upawale se ye wish mangi aur 4G se bhi tez speed se uparwale ne wo wish puri bhi kardi. Par kaka ko ab bhi ye ek mazak lag raha tha.
Kaka halke halke haste hue: Kya mazak kar rahi ho aap.
Garima serious hote hua: Apko kyu lag raha mai mazak kar rahi hu mai serious hu. Mere koolhe ab bhi dard kar rahe hai aur jeetu se yaha maalish nahi karwana chahti aur khud kar nahi pa rahi to mujhe apka khayal aya. Par agar apko koi dikkat hai to koi baat nahi kal raat tak ki baat hai kal mai apni saheliyo ke paas pahuch jaungi unse karwa lungi.
Achanak kaka ko haath ya laddu haatho se nikalta mehsoos hua to usne use lapak kar use pakad liya.

Kaka: Are nahi nahi bitiya aisi baat nahi hai mai mana kaha kar raha hu bus mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha mai ye kaise karunga.
Garima: Jaise kal wo sab kara tha.
Kaka: Jee matlab
Garima: Are matlab ab mera kuchh apse kaha chhupa sab kuchh to aap kal hi dekh chuke ho to mai kitchen ki slabe ke paas peticote upar karke khadi ho jaungi aur aap mere peeche baith kar meri chaddi thoda neeche sarka ke mere kulho par maalish kar dena. Agar apko dikkat na ho to.
Garima ka erotic proposal sunkar hi kaka ka khoon unki naso me tez tez daudne laga. Unka ling dhoti ke andar apna akaar bada kar apne maun samarthan ke sanket dene laga. Aur apne thook ko gatakte hue bihari kaka ne sir hilakar apni sehmati zahir kar di. Garima bhi man hi man apni chalaki par muska di aur sochne lagi ki tu mana bhi kaise karta tharki buddhe meri gaand
dekhkar to tu dhoti me hi jhad gaya tha to bhala ye mauka kaise chhodta. Tu bhi kamal hai garima subah bete se gaand masalwai aur baap teri gaand masalne ko vyakul hua ja raha hai.

Kaka fauran lapak kar kitchen me wo tel ki sheeshi dhoondne lage aur garima uth kar kitchen slabe ke paas akar khadi ho gai. Bihari Kaka badhawas se kitchen ke saaman me wo tel wali seeshi dhoond rahe the. Jab insaan jada hi excited hita hai to uska dimag kaam karna band kar deta hai kuchh yahi sthiti is bihari kaka ki thi jo din bhar kitchen me kaam karne wale insaan ko bhi ek tel ki sheeshi dhoondni pad rahi thi. Unki furti aur tezi dekhte hi ban rahi thi wo badi mushkil se apni khushi ko chhupane ka prayas kar rahe the par unki aankhe unki khushi ko zahir kar hi de rahi thi.

Garima ko bhi unki is vyakulta aur bhagam bhag par badi hasi aa rahi thi.

Aakhirkar wo tel ki sheeshi dhoond kar kaka use lekar garima ke paas le aae. Garima bhi ek halki si smile dete hue palat kar unki taraf peeth karke khadi ho gai aue kaka ek katori me tel lekar apne tezi se dhadakte dil ke saath uske peeche uske pairo ke paas zameen par baith gae.

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Garima kitchen ki slabe ki taraf muh kare khadi aur bihari kaka uske peeche zameen par pairo ke paas baithe the aur dhadakte dil ke saath garima ke apna ghaghra uthane ka intezaar kar rahe the. Kya wakai garima unke saamne apna ghaghra upar kar degi unhe ab bhi is baat par yakeen nahi ho raha tha. Kahi garima unke sath mazak to nahi kar rahi unhe test to nahi kar rahi par mana bhi wo kar nahi sakte the kyuki agar kahi ye baat sach hui to bewajah ye haath aya sunahra mauka unke haath se nikal jaega. Yahi sochte hue wo garima ke agle kadam ka intezaar kar hi rahe the ki garima ne haule haule apne haath neeche ki taraf lejakar apne ghaghre ke nichle chhor ko apne dono haatho me tham liya. Kuchh pal yuhi khadi rahi yu jhuke hone uski phoole hue kulho ka sudaul akaar uske ghaghre me se saaf nazar aa raha tha.

Garima ka yu jhuke hue khade rehna kaka ko shashankit kar raha tha ki kahi usne apna irada badal to nahi diya. Wo ye sab soch hi rahe the ki garima ke haath dubara upar ki taraf jane lage aur sirf haath hi nahi un haatho me thama uska ghaghra bhi uske haatho ke sath upar hota ja raha tha aur garima mansal jaanghe har beette pal ke sath bihari kaka ke saamne nangi hoti ja rahi thi. Ghaghra behad ahista ahista apna ghaghra upar karti gai karti gai jab tak ghaghra uski chaddi ke upar nahi pahuch gai. Garima ka ghaghra puri tarah upar uth chuka tha aur uski kasi hui kali chaddi jo bamushkil uske chaude bhari kulho ki dhak pane ki nakam koshish kar rahi thi ab kaka ke saamne puri tarah beparda tha. Kaka ko apni aankho par yakeen nahi ho raha tha ki garima ne vastav me apna ghaghra utha diya. Yu to unhone kal raat hi garima ki nangi chut dekhi bhi thi aur chodu bhi thi par aaj ki baat kuchh alag hi thi kyuki jab aurat apni marzi se apna badan dikhati hai to alag excitement hota hai. Kal garima ne jo kuchh kara nashe me kara par aaj usne sab kuchh jante boojhte soch samajh kar apna ghaghra uthaya tha.

Kaka apalak se garima ki us kali chaddi aur unme se thoda thoda idhar udhar se jhakte uske bade bads kulho ko hi nihaar rahe the. Wo kis kaam se garima ke peeche baithe the garima ne kyu apna ghaghra upar kara ye baat unke dhyan se hi utar gai aur shayad unhe dhyan aati bhi nahi agar garima khud unhe na tokti.
Garima: Kaka O bihari kaka kya hua aap to chupchap baithe hai maalish nahi karni kya.
Kaka to jaise kisi neend se jaage: Ha hmm hai ha ha karta hu karta hu.
Kaka ne katori se thoda tel apne haatho me liya aur use apne haatho me chupad kar apne hath garima ke kulho ki taraf bada diye. Aur chaddi ke kinare se bahar nikle kulho ke hisso par hi maalish karne lage. Par garima ne to unhe apne kulho ka poorna deedar karane ka faisla kar liya tha.
Garima: Bihari kaka maalish kya meri chaddi ke upar se hi kar doge.
Kaka: Hai kya jee
Garima: Jee maalish kya chaddi ke upar se hi kar doge chaddi to neeche karo meri mai ghaghra pakde hu nahi to mai hi kar deti to abhi aap hi kardo taki achhe se maalish kar sako.

Kaka ne dhadakte dil ke sath garima ki chaddi ke siro ko dono taraf se tham liya. Garima badi kushalta se bihari kaka ko apne triya charitra ke darshan kara rahi thi. Bihari kaka ne bhi garima ki baat mante hue apna thook gatakte hue garima ki chaddi ko neeche sarkana shuru kar diya aur use neeche karte gae karte gae jab uske kulhe puri tarah nange nahi ho gae aur garima ki chaddi uske ghutno tak neeche kar di.

Ab garima ke bade bade kulhe unke saamne puri tarah nange the jinpar bihari kaka pehle din se fida the. Bihari kaka ka man to kar raha tha ki aapn chehra aage un bade bade tarboozo ko apne daanto me bhar le unhe upar se neeche tak chat le par kahi aisa karne se garima naraz na ho jae aur jo kuchh mil raha hai wo bhi haath se nikal jae yahi soch kar unhone apni bhavnao ko kabu me rakha. Aur apne haatho me dubara dher sara tel malkar garima ke kulho par haule haule maalish karna shuru kardi.

Apne chutado ki naram tvacha par kaka ke khurdure jhurridaar haatho ka sparsh garima ko alag hi anand ki anubhuti kara raha tha. Usne apni aankho ko band karke kitchen slabe ko kaskar tham liya par kaka ka yu haule haule uske kulho ko dabana use gawara nahi thi wo to chahti thi ki kaka uske chutado ko masal kar rakh de.
Garima: Kaka aisa lag raha hai jaise aap meri kulho ki maalish nahi kar rah waha cream laga rahe hai. Thoda zor lagaiye taki mujhe bhi kuchh aram mile mera dard door ho.
Kaka: Theek hai bitiya.
Kaka ne apne haatho ki pakad garima ke kulho par mazboot kardi aur apne haatho ki giraft me lekar garima ke kulho kl kas kas kar masalne dabane lage. Kaka ke yu takat lagane se Garima ko ab jada maza aa raha tha.

Garima (man me): Kya baat hai buddhe badi takat hai tere haatho me chinta na kar aaj raat bhar me teri sari takat nichod kar rakh dungi. Kal raat to tere man me ek dar tha jis wajah se tu puri takat nahi laga paya par aaj tera sara dar door karke tujhe puri takat se chodne ko majboor kar dungi taki tu bhi maza le aur mujhe bhi is gaanv me meri aakhiri raat me bharpoor maza aae. Aur ab bhi bitiya keh raha hai agar teri koi beti hoti to kya uske chutad bhi aise masalta tharki buddhe.
Garima chupchap waha khade khade ek 56 saal ke buddhe se apane kulhe masalwa rahi thi aur bihatri kaka bhi puri tabiyat se apne kaam me lage the par isse aage badne ki unme himmat nahi thi. Par garima to aaj puri tayaari se aai thi aur ab samay tha is khel ko uske doosre charan me le jane ka aur iske liye kya karna tha wo garima ne soch liya tha.

Garima: Bihari Kaka aapse ek baat poochu.
Kaka: Ha ha bitiya poocho mai kyu bura manuga.
Garima: Jeetu ne bataya tha apni maa ki bare me ki wahut sundar aur gori chitti thi aue mai to samanya si hu koi bahut jada sundar bhi nahi hu phir kal raat aap mujhe apni biwi kaise samajh baithe.
Kaka: Kisne kaha aapse ki aap sundar nahi koi aankh ka andha hi hoga.
Garima: Mere pati kehte hai ki unke liye badi khoobsurat khoobsurat ladkiyo ke rishte aae the par unke maa baap ne mujhe pasand kara.
Kaka: Are nahi nahi bitiya wo mazak me kehte honge aap to bala ki khoobsurat ho shayad humaar biwi se bhi jada khoobsurat.
Garima: Nahi mazak to aap kar rahe ho.
Kaka: Nahi bitiya hum sach keh rahe hai ganga maiya ki saugandh.
Garima ne jaanboojh kar aisa kaha tha kyuki wo janti thi aisa kehne par kaka usne husna ki tareef karne se khud ko rok nahi paenge. Kaka se apne husna ki tareef karwane ke kaab garima ne apna agla paitra chala.

Garima: Achha kaka kya mujhme aur aapki biwi me koi samanta thi jo aap mujhe apni biwi samajh baithe sach sach bataiyega.
Kaka: Ha bitiya tumhara deel daul bahut kuchh humaar biwi jaisa hi hai.
Garima: Deel daul se apka matlab zara khulkar bataiye kya kya milta hai humara jhijhakiye mat jab apse kal raat ke liye gussa nahi hu to ye baat to khud mai pooch rahi hu iska kyu bura manugi.
Kaka: Bitiya uska badan bhi tumhaar tarah gadraya hua tha.
Garima: Gadraya badan kya hota hai.
Garima ki baate kaka ka dhyan uske gadrae badan ki taraf akarshit kar rahi thi aur kahi na kahi kaka ko uttejit kar rahi thi aur wo uttejna garima ke kulho par padte uske haatho ke dabaav se saaf pata chal rahi thi.

Kaka: Ab kya batae hum bitiya kaise batae.
Garima: Bataiye na humne kaha na hum bura nahi manege gadraya badan kaisa hota hai.
Kaka: Jab aurat ke har ang par charbi bharpoor ho to use hi gadraya badan kehte hai.
Garima: Matlab mota yani mai aur apki biwi mote the.
Kaka: Na itna mota ki bhadda lage aur na itna patla ki kisi ang ko haatho me lo haddiya tak pakad me aa jae. Gadraya Badan to wo hota hai ki kisi bhi ang ko haatho me lo to aisa ehsaas ho koi gudgudi cheez pakdi hai na ki haddi ka dhacha.
Garima: Ye to rahi overaal badan ki baat par koi vishesh ang aisa nahi tha jo humara ek jaisa ho.
Kaka: Aapki kamar bilkul humaar biwi ki tarah mansal gudgudi aur chikni hai uski kamar me bhi aise hi do do bal padte the.
Garima jaanboojh kar ka ko apne har ang ki tareef karne ko majboor karke unka dhyan apne apne ek ek ang par le ja rahi thi.

Garima: Aur
Kaka bhi ab josh me aa chuka tha: Aur apki ye moti moti bhari bhari jaanghe humari biwi ki jaanghe bhi apke jaisi bhari bhari thi.
Ye batate batate kaka ka dhyan swatah hi garima ki jaangho par pahuch gaya.
Garima: Aur
Kaka: Aur aapki hasi bilkul humari biwi jaisi hai sundar si pyari si.
Garima: Aur kuchh hia humme jo apko apki biwi ki yaad dilata hai.
Kaka kuchh pal ko chup ho gaya, garima bhi samajh gai ki ab wo jin ango ke bare batana chah rahe unke bare me bolne se hichkicha rahe hai.
Garima: Maine aapse kaha nai khul kar kahiye mai yaha aapse khul kar baat kar rahi hu aapke samne yu khul kar khadi hu aur ap ab bhi hichak rahe hai. Mai yaha sirf apke andar ka guilt door karne aai hu sach me isliye khul kar boliye.
Kaka: Apke choochi mera matlab hai ki apke ye bhari bhari stan humaar biwi ke bhi ye bahut bade bade the.

Garima apne stano ki tareef sun kar sharma gai.
Garima halka halka haste hue: Achha to inhe choochiya kehte hai ye to hume aaj pata chala hum to inhe boobs ya doodh hi kehte the.
Garima ka yu khul kar baat karna kaka ko bhi ab thoda frank kara raha tha. Garima ke kitchen me aane par jo dar kaka ke man me tha wo ab thoda thoda door ho raha tha. Par puri tarah khulne ki ab bhi usme himmat nahi thi.
Garima: Kya koi aur ang bacha humara jo apko apki biwi ki yaad dilata hai.
Kaka: Jee ek jagah aur hai.
Garima: To wo bhi bata dijiye.
Kaka: Apke ye koolhe ye mote mote bade bade koolhe humaar biwi ke koolhe bhi pure gaanv me sabse bade the hum to shaadi se pehle uske koolho ka size dekhkar use pasand kar liye the.
Itna kehte kehte kaka ek pal ko behek sa gaya aur apna chehra garima ke koolho ke nazdeek le gaya aur ek gehri saas lete hue uske koolho se aati mehek ko soonghne laga. Garima ko bhi kaka ki saso ki garmahat apne koolho par mehsoos ho rahi thi. Garim ko bhi isme badi kinky feeling aa rahi thi par usne apni bhavnao par kabu rakha aur ye zahir nahi hone diya ki use pata chal gaya ki kaka uski gaand soongh raha hai.

Garima: To apko mote koolhe wali aurte achhi lagti hai.
Kaka: Behad
Bihari Kaka puri tarah garima ki koolho ki mahek me magan the aur isi maganta me wo haami bhar gae. Par jab unhe apne jawab ka ehsaas hua ki wo kya bol gae to ekdum sakpaka gae.
Kaka: Jee mera matlab hai ki mai wo keh raha tha ki aisa nahi hai wo darasal bus apka deel daul humaar biwi jaisa tha to bus wo......
Garima: Jee mai samajh gai ki mai uparse neeche tak apko biwi ki yaad dilati hu isiliye aap wo sab kar baithe.
Kaka: Jee jee ha ha yahi baat hai.
Garima: Chaliye jo hua so hua uske liye na puri tarah aap doshi hai na mai hum dono nashe me the aur nashe me hum wo sab kar baithe par mujhe khushi hai ki nashe me hi sahi meri wajah se aap jis biwi ko din raat yaad karte hai ek raat ke liye hi sahi apko uske saath hone ka ehsaas mila. Shayad isilye wo sab hua.
Kaka: Phir bhi hum bahut sharminda hai kal raat jo hua.
Garima: Chaliye hum yaha itni raat me aae hi isliye thi ki aapki sharmindagi aur dar ko door kar sake aur mujhe lagta hai ab mujhse yu khul kar baat karke aap achha feel kar rahe honge.
Kaka: Jee

Ab Bihari Kaka kya batate ki uske chutado ko masalte hue wo kya kya feel kar rahe the. Wo to apni imagination me uski gaand me lund bhi pel diye the.
Garima: Waise ab mere koolho ka dard bhi theek lag raha hai to mai apna ghaghra neeche kar leti hu.
Kaka ke dil par to jaise vajrapaat ho gaya. Unka bus chalta to saari raat yuhi garima ke koolho ko masalte rehte par ab garima ne fullstop laga diya to bechare kar bhi kya sakte the. Beman se unhone apne haath peechhe kheech liye aue garima ne apna ghaghra neeche karke apni chaddi ko upar chada liya. Khud ko theek karke garima bihari kaka ki taraf palti jo ab bhi neeche zameen par baithe the.
Garima smile karte hue: Ab apne man me koi sharmindagi mat rakhiyega na ye sochiyega ki mere man me apke liye koi bura bhav hai mai ab apko samajh gai hu. Aur ha kal raat humare beech jo bhi hua wo sirf humare beech me rahega mai us bare me kisi se kuchh nahi kahungi apni saheliyo ya apne ghar pe bhi nahi.

Kaka uthkar garima ke saamne haath jodkar khade ho gae : Jee bahut bahut shukriya apka dil sach me bahut bada hai.
Garima: Aur koolhe bhi aapki biwi ki tarah aap hi ne to bataya na. (Khilkhila kar haste hue)
Kaka thoda jhepte hue: Kya aap bhi.
Garima: Achha ab hum chalte hai ap bhi aram kariye aur apni biwi ko itna mat yaad kara kariye duniya me aur bhi cheeze hai unme dil lagaiye.
Kaka: Ab kya kare bitiya din to kat jata hai par raat me akelepan me nirmala yaad aa hi jati hai. Ye akelapan cheez hi aisi hai kya kar sakte hai. Ab ye akelapan to humari maut ke sath hi jaega.
Garima: Mai samajh sakti hu aap kitna akela mehsoos karte honge. Kash mai apki kuchh madad kar sakti. Chaliye ap aram kariye mai bhi chalti hu.
Kaka ko bhi beman se haa karni padi. Kaka ko good night kehkar garima waha se chal di aur kamre se bahar nikal gai aur bechare apna khada lund ragadte hue use peeche apni gaand matkate hue jate dekhte reh gae.

Par garima ek anubhavi mahila thi wo bhale hi neha ki tarah kheli khai nahi hui thi par yaha aane ke baad uska mardo ki jin hawas bhari nazro aur niyat se samna hua usne chand dino me hi use mardo ka expert bana diya tha. Aur wo samajh gai thi wasna ki chingari ko jitna hawa di jae stree purush me milan ki aag utna hi bad jati hai uske hariya ke case me bhi yahi hua tha hariya ne bhi uski wasna ko itna bada diya tha wo usse milan karne se khud ko rok nahi pai. Aur yahi ab wo bihari kaka ke sath kar rahi thi. Bihari kaka to bechare man masos kar wapas apni chatai par akar let gae aur garima ko yaad kar karke hi apna lund masalne lage. Par garima seediyo se wapas jane ki bajae darwaaze ki jhirri se unhe apna lund masalte dekh rahi thi.
Garima man me: Bihari kaka kai raat mere khane me neend ki goli milkar sirf mere pet par lund khad kar chale jate the na aur mujhe wo maza mehsoos bhi nahi karne dete the uski itni saza to jhelni hi hogi. Par chinta na kare saza ke baad maza bhi bharpoor milega. Ab samay aa gaya hai apna final step lene ka.

Garima apna aakhiri vaar karne ko tayaar thi kya chal raha tha uske dimaag me. Ek taraf to wo kaka ko uttejit karke tadapne ki saza me chhod kar chaldi ab kis tarah wo kaka ki is saza ko maza me badalne wali thi wo to Garima aur Bihari Kaka ke milan ke is aakhiri update me pata chalne wala tha. Pichhle teen charan me usne kaka ke wasna roopi jis lohe ko garam kara tha ab samay tha us par apni kamukta ke lohe ki antim chot karne ki. Jitna buildup hona tha ho chuka tha jitna intezaar hona tha ho chuka tha ab samay tha ek bade update ka Bihari kaka aur Garima ke milan ka.
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