Episode 57


Par jaisa ki shuru me hi bataya gaya ki philhaal baat ho rahi hai Shabana khan ki to neha aur vikram ki mulakaat ka vishleshan hum baad me karenge.

Shabana raat ke sannate me dhamu ke kamre ki taraf chali ja rahi thi ye jante hue ki aaj raat use phir Lalu aur uske dosto ki barbarta jhelni pad sakti hai par iske alawa uske paas koi chara bhi nahi tha. Wo dhamu ke kamre ke kareeb pahuchi hi thi ki andhere me raste me pade ek patthar par padne se wo ladkhada gai aur seedha dhamu ke kamre ke darwaaze se ja bhidi jisse darwaaze me zor ki awaaz hui aur andar so rahe dhamu ki neend khul gai. Darwaaze par hui is tez awaaz ko sun Dhamu darwaaze ki taraf lapka aur darwaaza kholte hi shabana ko saamne gira dekh khush bhi hua aur chintit bhi. Khush isliye ki uski dulhan uske saamne thi jise pure din se usne dekha hi nahi aur chintit isliye ki wo giri padi hai use chot lag gai hogi.

Achanak se darwaaza khulne aur dhamu ke bahar aane se shabana bhi shock ho gai. Usne aas paas nazar daudai ki lalu aur uske dost use dekh to nahi rahe kahi is baat par wo use aur saza to nahi denge ki usne dhamu ko jaga diya par use koi nazar nahi aa raha tha. Idhar dhamu uska haal chal poochne uske kareeb aa gaya.
Dhamu: Are tum yaha par kya mujhse milne aai thi aur tum gir kaise gai tumhe chot lag gai hogi na. Ruko mai kisise dawai lekar aata hu.
Shabana baat ka batangad nahi banana chahti thi isliye usne use rok liya.
Shabana: Nahi nahi thehro kahi mat jao mai theek hu theek hu mai mujhe chot nahi lagi.

Shabana ne khade hone ki koshish ki par uske pair me dard tha par dhamu kuchh overreact na kare isliye usne apna dard bardasht kar liya.
Dhamu: Nahi lagi chot sachhi.
Shabana: Ha dekho mai khadi hu.
Par pair par dabaav padne par uska dard chehre par aa hi gaya.
Dhamu: Nahi tumhe dard ho raha mai janta hu tum isliye nahi bata rahi na ki kahi doctor tumhe injection na laga de. Mai bhi injection se darta hu par itni raat me injection thodi na lagega buddhu.
Shabana: Nahi sach me mai theek hu bilkul theek hu. Tum chinta na karo.
Dhamu: Kaise chinta na karu mai to tumhara dulha hu na bapu kehte hai apni dulhan ki raksha karna dulhe ka farz hota hai to tumhari raksha karna to mera farz hai na.

Dhamu ka ye maaoom pyar dekh kar shabana ki aankho me aansu aa gae ki ek mandbuddhi uske dard ko samjhta hai uski fiqr karta hai aur uske pati aur Lalu aur dosto jaise mard jo khud ko dimag se theek kehte hai use sirf ek bachha paida karne ki machine aur ek maza karne ki cheez samajhte hai uske dard uske aansuo me unhe maza ata hai. Dimagi roop se pagal kaun hai ye masoom insaan ya wo vichhipt log aur duniya ise pagal kehti hai. Aansu shabana ki aankho se nikal rahe the par dard dhamu ki aankho me nazar aa raha tha.
Dhamu: Tumhe dard ho raha tabhi tum ro rahi ho na.
Shabana: Nahi tumse baat karke to mera sara dard door ho gaya.
Dhamu: Nahi tum jhoot bol rahi ho jab mai gir padta hu to mujhe bhi bahut dard hota hai.

Dhamu ka nishchhal pyar dekh kar Shabana use gale laga leti hai aur uske balo ko pyar se sehlane lagta hai. Shabana uske gale lagkar phoot phoot kar ro padi jaise kal raat ka sara dard jo subah se uske andar bhara pada tha aasuo ke sahare uski aankho se bahar aa raha tha. Subah se shayad use yahi chahiye tha ek nischhal pyar dulaar aur fiqr se bhara ehsaas jisne uske andar dabe hue dard ko bahar la diya uske sookh chuke aasuo ko bahar aane ka rasta dikha diya.

Shabana Dhamu ko apni baho me jakde wahi lobby me baithi thi ki tabhi uske jeewan ka wo bura sapna Lallan Singh urf LALU uske peeche akar khada ho gaya. Shabana ko is tarah dhamu ke gale lagkar phoot phoot kar rote dekh use bahut gussa aa raha tha par dhamu ki maujoodgi me wo kuch ulta seedha bhi nahi kar sakta tha isliye usne apne gusse ko kuchh pal ke liye pee liya aur khud ko normal karte hue unke paas aa gaya.

Lalu: Are kya hua shabana jee aap ro kyu rahi hai dhamu bhaiya kya hua apki dulhan ko.
Ekdum se apne peeche Lalu ki awaaz sun kar Shabana sehem gai.
Dhamu: Are Lalu dekho na ye gir gai hai inhe chot lag gai hai kitna ro rahi hai.
Lalu: Oho ye to bada bura hua Dhamu bhaiya par aap chinta na karo na mai huna ab itni raat me doctor sahab ki clinic to band ho gai hogi par koi baat nahi mujhe doctor sahab ka ghar pata hai mai inko waha le jata hu aur aur inko dard ki dawa dilwa dunga phir ye nahi roegi.
Dhamu: Tum inhe doctor sahab ke yaha le jaoge par inko injection to nahi lagwaoge na.
Lalu: Nahi nahi Dhamu bhaiya bilkul nahi mai doctor se mana kar dunga ki inko injection na lagae.

Shabana ka dil ki dhadkane zor zor se chal rahi thi kyuki wo janti thi ki lalu use kaha le ja raha hai aur kyu par ye baat wo chah kar bhi dhamu ko nahi bata sakti thi.
Dhamu: Ek kaam karta hu mai bhi chalta hu sath me kahi tum bhool gae aur doctor ne injection laga diya.
Shabana bhi man hi man chahti ki dhamu uske saath rahe kyuki shayad dhamu ki maujoodgi wo log uske sath wo sab na kar pae. Dhamu ke roop me us doobti ko ek tinke ka sahara tha. Wahi lalu jald se jald is dhamu naam ki afat se peecha chhudana chahta tha par yaha wo gusse se kaam nahi le sakta tha kyuki dhamu vikram ka bada bhai tha.

Lalu: Are nahi nahi bhaiya aap yahi ruko wo kya hai agar jada log gae to doctor sahab gussa karenge ab unka ghar hai na wo bhi itni raat me aram kar rahe honge wo to apki dulhan ko dard ho raha ha to isliye maine kaha mai unke yaha le jata hu.
Dhamu: Par tum yaad rakhoge na ki wo injection na lagae.
Lalu: Pakka mai yaad rakhunga promise.
Dhamu: Theek hai le jao aur dawa dila kar jaldi ana aur achhi dawa dilana.
Lalu: Pakka pakka shabana jee hum chale Doctor sahab ke paas.

Na ichha hote hue bhi shabana ko uske saath chalne ko majboor hona pada. Us tinke ne bhi uska saath chhod diya tha. Lalu Shabana ka hath thame use haweli ki gate ki taraf le chala aur shabana mudkar bus dhamu ko dekh rahi thi ki kash use uski halat ka ehsaas ho jae par dhamu ko itni samajh kaha thi.
Lalu shabana se fusfusate hue: Saali kutiya ek number rundi hai bada chipak rahi thi us pagle ke sath. Kal raat mere dosto ke bade bade lndo se man nahi bhara tera. Chal abhi chal kar teri sari garmi utaar denge. Kal mai rest par tha mere dosto ne tera band bajaya tha aaj raat hum charo milkar tujhe chodenge. Tere har chhed ka bhosda bana denge.

Shabana ka badan thar thar kaap raha tha par kuchh bolne ki ya virodh karne ki usme himmat nahi thi. Lalu use lekar haweli se bahar nikal aya aur use lekar servany quarter ki taraf se jane wale ek raste par le chala. Idhar dhamu ko rehreh kar yahi chinta satae ja rahi thi ki kahi doctor uski dulhan ko injection na laga de. Wo isi chinta me pareshan tha ki tabhi use khayal aya ki abhi kuchh din pehle uske chot lagi thi tab vikram ne uske ek cream lagai thi jisse uski chot sahi ho gai thi aur dard bhi nahi hua tha wo cream ab bhi uske kamre ki almaari me rakhi thi agar wo cream se shabana ka dard theek ho jae to use doctor ke yaha jane ki zarurat hi nahi padegi. Wo apne kamre me rakhi almaari me wo cream dhoondne laga aur jald hi use wo cream mil bhi gai.

Dhamu wo cream lekar bahar jis taraf shabana gai thi us taraf daud pada. Haweli ke gate ke bahar charo taraf andhera tha par door servant quarter ke paas jal rahe bulb me use jate hue Lalu aur Shabana ka aks nazar aa gaya. Wo usi taraf unke peeche daud pada. Lalu Shabana ko lekar tez tez kadmo se aage bada ja raha tha. Servant quarter ke peeche kuchh doori par Malkhan singh ki Gaushala bani tha jaha unki kuchh paltu gae bandhi rehti thi jinse shaadi ke dauraan doodh milta rahe aur Lakhan singh ka ghoda Badal bhi wahi bandh tha. Lalu shabana ko lekar us gaushala ki taraf chal pada. Dhamu jab tak servant quattak pahucha Lalu Shabana ko lekar Gaushala ke andar jaa chuka tha.

Dhamu un dono ko idhar udhar dekhne laga ki tabhi uska pair sadak ke kinare sote ek kutte ki pooch par pada aur kutta baukhla kar uth baitha aur dhamu par bhaukne laga, is achanak hui ghatna se dhamu ghabra gaya aur wapas haweli ki taraf daud pada par kutta bhi uske peeche daud pada. Servant quarter me so rahe naukro ne bhi kutte ke bhaukne aur kisi ke daudne ki awaaz suni jise sunkar unki neend khul gai. Unhe laga ki kahi koi chor to nahi aa gaya.
Ramu kaka: Are zara bahar nikal kar dekho ye kutta kis par bhauk raha hai. Kahi koi chor to nahi hai
Kallu: Malkhan singh ki haweli me itne logo ki maujoodgi me kaun himmat karega yaha aane ki.
Ramu Kaka: Shaadi ka ghar hai chori ke liye bahut kuchh hai yaha isliye choro ki himmat ka kuchh na kaho. Bahar jakar dekho.
Kallu: Kya kaka aap bhi aae chhotu zara dekh bahar jakar.
Ramu kaka: Are us bachhe ko kaha bhej rahe ho tum log jakar dekho itne mushtande mushtande ho ek chor ko jakar nahi dekh sakte. Kallu Bhola Kanhaiya chalo tum teeno dekho jakar bahar.
Kallu: Jate hai jate hai kaka kya tum bhi sone nahi dete.

Kallu (wo waiter), Bhola ( Labour ), aur Kanhaiya ( Electrician ) teeno bahar dekhne aae. Bahar dhamu haafta hua dauda jaa raha tha kutta ab bhi uske peeche tha. Dhamu kabhi gardna ghuma kar apne peeche daudte kutte ko dekhta to kabhi saamne haweli ki taraf. Daudte daudte achanak wo haweli ke gate se bahar aa rahe ek shaksha se ja takraya par isse pehle wo bhadbhadakar girta us shaksha ne use tham liya. Dhamu ne aankhe khol kar us shaksha ko dekha wo aur koi nahi uska apna chhota bhai Vikram tha jo isi samay neha se milne ke liye tayaar hokar haweli se bahar aya tha aur achanak saamne se aate dhamu se ja takraya. Dhamu ko itni raat me yu haweli ke bahar dekh Vikram shock reh gaya. Vikram ki ek ghudki me kutta waha se nau do gyarah ho gaya. Dhamu ke thoda realx hone ke baad Vikram ne usse is waqt yaha hone ka karan poocha.

Vikram: Dhamu bhai aap is waqt yaha kya kar rahr ho.
Dhamu: Wo na wo na dulhan gir gai thi usko chot lag gai thi mai to mai to use ye cream dene ja raha tha taki doctor use injection na laga de.
Vikram: Dulhan gir gai thi doctor injection kya keh rahe hai aap. Kaun dulhan Shobha ki baat kar rahe hai.
Dhamu: Nahi nahi shobha nahi tumhari dulhan nahi meri dulhan gir gai thi.
Vikram: Aapki dulhan aapki dulhan kaun hai. Kiski baat kar rahe ho.
Dhamu: Are wo hai na gori gori si khoob sundar si.
Vikram: Gori gori si khoob sundar si kaun kiski baat kar rahe ho.
Dhamu: Are wo jo sheher se aai hai.
Vikram: Sheher se aai hai Shobha ki saheliya unme se kisi ki baat kar rahe ho.
Dhamu: Haha wahi wahi.

Dhamu ki baat sunkar vikram soch me pad gaya ki bhaiya kiski baat kar rahe hai shobha ki saheliyo me se char vineeta garima neetu aarti to haweli me hai hi nahi. Sirf neha aur shabana hi hai yaha unme se shabana to seedhi saadhi hai itni raat me bahar aaegi nahi to kya ye neha ki baat kar rahe hai par ye neha ko apni dulhan ko kyu keh rahe hai. Zaroor usne inke saath bhi flirt kara hoga. Wo isi type ki hai har baat me fantasy dhoondti hai ek kum dimaag wale insaan ke sath flirt karne me bhi use fantasy lagi hogi. Par dhamu bhaiya ye kyu keh rahe ki wo gir gai doctor use injection laga dega.

Vikram: Dhamu bhai wo kaha gir gai aur kaun sa doctor use injection laga dega.
Dhamu: Are wo doctor jiske paas Lalu le gaya hai wahi.
Lalu ka naam aate Vikram ka maatha thanak gaya ki zaroor Lalu ki niyat Neha par kharab ho gai hogi aur neha to hai hi is type ki wo bhi maza karne uske saath chaldi hogi. Par sala mujhe yaha bula kar khud lalu ke sath chali gai.
Vikram: Wo log kidhar gae hai bhai.
Dhamu: Wo us taraf.
Vikram dhamu ko lekar usi taraf chal diya jidhar Lalu Shabana ko lekar gaya tha par uske dimaag me ab bhi yahi tha ki Dhamu Neha ki baat kar raha tha Shabana ka to khayal bhi uske zehen me nahi tha.
Servant Quarter ke saamne khade Kallu Bhola Kanhaiya ne jab Vikram aur Dhamu ko dekha to hath jod kar khade ho gae.
Kallu: Kya hua chhote maalik itni raat me aap yaha.
Vikram: Tehel raha tha aur bade bhaiya kutte se dar gae koi baat nahi hai tum log jai jakar so jao.
Kallu: Jee chhote maalik.

Vikram Dhmau ko lekar aage bad gaya aur wo teeno wapas servant quarter ki taraf mude ki mudte mudte kallu ki nazar bheema ki jhopdi ke peeche bani jhadiyo par padi aur usne ek saya un jhadiyo ke jhurmut me dekha deeldaul se wo saya ek auart ka tha. Dhyan se dekhne par jab kallu ne uski chal dhal aur tight tight chhote kapdo ko dekha to unhe dekhte hi wo samajh gaya ki wo saya kiska hai.
Kanhaiya: Aae kallu kya hua chal andar ye udhar jhadiyo ki taraf kya dekh raha hai.
Kallu: Hai ha wo kuchh nahi koi khargosh tha udhar, ha tum log chalo andar mai jara moot kar ata hu

Kanhiya aur Bhola andar chlae gae aur Kallu un jhadiyo ki taraf chal diya. Bheema bhi use us taraf jaate dekh raha tha par uske chhoti jaat hone ki wajah se naukar use jada muh nahi lagate the isliye usne bhi kuchh na poocha.

Idhar Gaushala me Lalu ne Shabana ko lakar apne dosto ke saamne patak diya jo waha sharab ki mehfil sajae baithe the. Aur shabana ko dekhkar apne lund ragadne lage. Sabse pehle Kundan ne balo se kheechkar shabana ko uthaya aur use apni baho me jakad kar uski gaand masalne laga. Peeche se Lalu ne bhi shabana ko apni baho me jakad liya aur doodh masalne laga. Aise me Dev aur Pratap kyu peeche rehte wo bhi apne peg khatam karke shabana par toot pade koi uskr honth choos raha tha koi kamar. Shabana ke badan se khelte khelte charo ne sharab ki bottle utha li aur sharab peete hue shabana ke badan par toot pade. Shabana ek baar phir un vehshi darindo ke saamne bebas lachaar thi, Rehem ki koi umeed na hote hue bhi shabana haath jod kar unse rehem ki bheek maang rahi thi par uska yu gidgidana to un hawas ke bhooke bhediyo ko aur sukoon de raha tha. Uske badan ko choomte hue wo shabana ko jagah jagah kaat rahe the shabana dard se tadap rahi thi aur wo sab has rahe the.

Bachne ki sari umeede to shabana ne chhod di thi par jab insaan sari umeede chhod deta hai tab hi umeed ki halki si lau use jeene ki nai wajah dedeti hai. Shabana ki wahi umeed usi taraf aa rahi thi, Dhamu apne bhai Vikram ko lekar servant quarter ke peeche aa gaya jaha se wapas lauta tha. Udhar Neha talab ke paas pahuch gai thi aur ab Vikram ka intezaar kar rahi thi, Kallu us baag me pahuch gaya tha aur andhere me yaha waha neha ko dhoond raha tha. Talab ke paas pahuch kar Neha ne Vikram ko call lagaya, apne phone par Neha ka call dekh Vikram chaunk gaya ki agar ye Lalu ke sath hai to mujhe call kyu kar rahi hai kya threesome karna chahti hai. Ye jannne ke liye Vikram ne phone uthaya.

Neha: Mai yaha pahuch gai hu tum kab tak aaoge.
Vikram: Kaha pahuch gai ho.
Neha: Talab ke paas aur kaha yahi milne wale the na hum.
Vikram: Tum Lalu ke sath nahi gai ho.
Neha: Lalu ke sath nahi to mai kyu jaungi uske sath aur kaha. Tum ye batao tum kitni der me aaoge mujhe yaha akele dar lag raha hai.
Neha lalu ke sath nahi hai ye sunkar vikram soch me doob gaya ki phir wo kise le gaya kisi ko le bhi gaya hai ki kahi dhamu bhaiya ne koi sapna to nahi dekha.
Vikram: Ha ata hu thodi der me ata hu.
Itna kehkar vikram ne phone rakh diya.
Vikram: Dhamu bhai Lalu to kahi dikh nahi raha apne koi sapna to nahi dekha.
Dhamu: Wo sahi me unko doctor ke paas le gaya tha ye dekho mai ye cream bhi laya tha.
Vikram: Kisko le gaya tha.
Dhamu: Meri dulhan ko.
Vikram: Kaun aapki dulhan naam kya hai uska.
Dhamu: Wo to nahi pata wo sheher se aai hai gori gori sundar si dulhan.

Vikram ne Lalu ka number dial kara par phone switchoff tha.
Vikram: Dekhiye dhamu bhai yaha to koi dikh nahi raha ab pata nahi wo kaha gaya hai abhi hum wapas chalte hai kal lalu se baat karenge.
Dhamu: Par doctor ne unke injection laga diya to.
Vikram: Par is waqt uss kaha dhoonde andhere me abhi raat bahut ho gai hai wapas chalte hai.
Dhamu: Theek hai.
Idhar gaushala me un charo ne shabana ki salwaar khol kar neeche sarka di thi. Girne ki wajah se shabana ke ghutne se khoon beh raha tha usse theek se khada bhi nahi hua ja raha tha par uska behta khoon dekhkar bhi unka dil nahi paseej raha tha. Shabana ke aanso beh rahe the par aur us gaushala me bandhe jaanwaro ko us par daya aa rahi thi khaskar Badal apne paav patak patak kar hinhina raha tha khud ko azaad karne ki koshish kar rah tha par un patthar dil logo par koi farq nahi pad raha tha. Par badal ka yu zor zor se hinhinane ki awaaz sunkar vikram ke wapas lautte paav ruk gae.
Vikram: Ye badal itni raat me kyu hinhina raha hai, Dhamu bhai ek kaam kariye aap wapas laut jaiye mai zara badal ko dekh kar ata hu. Aur jakar aram kariye dubara apne kamre se mat nikal jaiyega apni dulhan ko dhoondne. Hum dono bhai kal subah apki dulhan ko dekhenge ok.
Dhamu: Theek hai.

Aur shabana ki wo aakhiri umeed Dhmau bhi wapas haweli ki taraf chala gaya par Vikram ke kadam ek baar phir us gaushala ki taraf chal diye. Par ab Kya wakai koi umeed thi bhi kya vikram wakai umeed ke layak tha jo shaksha khud ladkibaaz ho ayaash ho apni nai byahta biwi ko dhoka dekar usiki saheli ke sath ayashi karne ja raha ho kya wakai wo bharose ke layak tha. Wo to khud Lalu aur uske dosto ke sath ladkibaazi ka shaukeen raha hai kya wo shabana ko bachane ke liye apne hi dosto ke khilaaf jaega ya shabana ka bepanaah husn ko dekh kar uska bhi imaan dol jaega. Kya aaj Vikram ke roop me shabana ko ek maseeha milne wala tha ya kal raat ki tarah aaj raat bhi shabana ke saath vehshiyat ka nanga naach hone wala tha ya kuchh usse bhi badttar hone wala tha aur uske gunehgaaro ki suchi me ek aur naam shamil hone wala tha.

Kallu us aam ke baagh ke andhere me neha ko dhoond raha tha, Aur Neha talaab ke paas vikram ka intezaar kar rahi thi, Aur Vikram us gaushala ki taraf bada chala ja raha tha, Aur us gaushala me ek baar phir Shabana un char hawas ke bhooke bhediyo ke beech bebas lachaar si phasi hui thi. Gaushala ke paas pahuch kar vikram ko andar se kuchh awaaze ati sunai di aur wo bade sadhe kadmo ae ahista ahista gaushala ki deewar ke paas pahuch aur wahi deewar me bane ek jharokhe se jyohi usne andar jhak kar dekha andar ka manzar dekh kar uske hosh ud gae. Andar uske charo dost Lalu Dev Kundan aur Pratap kisi ladki ko adhnangi halat me apni giraft me jakde hue the. Us ladki ka chehra uske hatte katte dosto ke beech chhupa tha par wo aurat unke changul se chootne ki bharsak koshish kar rahi thi. Aur jaise hi vikram ki nazar us auart ke chehre par padi uske pairo tale zameen nikal gai. Wo shabana thi jise aaj tak usne behad pak zaheen mahila ke roop me dekha tha jo is waqt adhnangi halat me uske dosto ke beech apni asmat ko bachane ki nakaam koshish kar rahi thi.

Vikram ki nazre jab uski nangi jaangho par padi to use uske ghutno se behta khoon bhi nazar aya jise dekhkar wo samajh gaya ki ye jo kuchh ho raha hai uski marzi ke khilaaf ho raha hai aur uske dost uski izzat loot rahe hai. Vikram tezi se gaushala ke darwaaze ke paas aya use haath se dhakela par wo andar se band tha. Vikram ne peeche hatke ek zordaar laat us darwaaze par maari, vikram ki ek hi mazdoot laat me darwaaza jhaad se khul gaya aur vikram gaushala ke andar aa gaya. Achanak se darwaaza khulne ko awaaz ne sabko chauka diya Lalu Kundan Dev Pratap aur Shabana sab chaunk pade, aur jab sabki nazar gaushala ke andar aae Vikram par padi to Kundan Dev Pratap hadbada gae aur shabana ko chhod kar peeche hat gae, vikram ko dekh kar shock Lalu bhi ho gaha par usne Shabana ka haath nahi chhoda. Aur shabana ke man me ek umeed ki kiran jagi ki shayad Vikram use in darindo se bacha le.

Kundan Dev Pratap ghabra rahe the ki pata nahi Vikram ab kaise react karega par Lalu ko pata tha ki Vikram ko kaise handle karna hai.
Lalu: Aao mere yaar aakhir tumhe pata chal hi gaya. (Apne dosto ke ghabrae chehre dekh kar) Are tum log isse dar rahe ho ye apna jigri hai bhai hai apna isse darne ki kya zarurat. Bhai samjha inhe muh dekh inke kaise hawaiya udi padi hai inki. Waise manna padega bhai kamal ki kutte wali naak hai teri kahi bui kisi chaukas maal ki thukai ho tu soonhgte hue pahuch hi jata hai.

Vikram khamosh khada Lalu ki saari baate sun raha tha uske chehra ekdum bhavshoonya tha na khushi ki smile na gussa isliye uske andar ke bhaav ke andaza lagana mushkil tha.
Lalu: Bhai tu chup kyu khada hai bol mere bhai achha samjha samajh gaya samajh gaya samajh gaya apna bhai gussa hai ki humne akele akele maza kara aur ise invite bhi nahi kara. Ha bhai sorry ye galti to hai apni iske liye hum sab kaan pakad kar maafi mangte hai. Aai salo galti kya mere akele ki thi salo tum teeno ne bhi to is rundi ke saath maze kare hai chalo sorry bolo apne yaar ko kaan pakad kar.

Dev Kundan Pratap bhi Vikram ki taraf se koi gusse ki pratikriya na dekh ab thoda relax ho gae the.
Dev Kundan Pratap: Sorry Vikram Bhai maaf kardo.
Doosri taraf Shabana ko bhi Vikram ke chehre par koi gussa na dekh yahi lagne laga ki Vikram bhi apne doato jaisa hi hai aur wo bhi uski mazboori ka fayda uthayega aaj apne dosto ke saath milkar wo bhi uska bang karega. Jabki Vikram sirf Shabana ki aankho se behte aansu aur uske ghutno se behta khoon dekh raha tha.
Lalu: Sirf maafi se kchh nahi hoga ab aaj raat is rundi ko koi haath bhi nahi lagaega. Aaj raat ye sirf apne yaar ki hai aur aaj sirf Vikram iski thukai karega. Vikram ja chod de is run..............

Lalu bus itna hi bol paya tha ki Vikram ka ek zordaar ghoosa uske muh par pada. Ghoosa itna zabardarst ki Lalu 360° angle ghoom kar zameen par shabana ke pairo par jakar gira. Ek pal ke liye uske sir ghoom gaya. Dev Kundan Pratap jo thoda relax ho gar the Vikram ke ye badle hue tevaar dekh shabana ko chhod kar do kadam peeche hat gae. Shabana ko bhi ek umeed ki kiran nazara aai aur usne bhi apna salwar upar karke uska naada bandh liya.

Lalu dubara utha kar khada hua par is baar uski aankho me gussa aur hontho se behta halka sa khoon tha.
Lalu: Sale tune mujhpar haath uthaya apne bachpan ke dost par haath uthaya. Wo bhi sale is do take ki run.....
Itne par hi phir ek tez tamacha Lalu ke gaal par pada.
Lalu gusse me cheekhte hue vikram ke muh ke ekdum nazdeek akar: Haaaae Vikram ( gusse me lalu ka seena upar neeche ho raha tha ) sale tu dost hai is liye lihaaj kar raha hu. Aur tu kya khud ko bada mahaan dikha raha hai sale bhool gaya tu bhi humare jaisa hai. Aaj bada mahapurush ban raha hai jab humare sath milkar rundibaazi karta tha tab ye mahanta kaha chali gai thi. Aur tu iske liye mujhe maar raga hai na iski dost wo sali neha ke sath tera kys chal raha hai na sab pata hai apne ko. Aaj bhi ye raat me saj dhaj kar usise milne aya hai na.

Lalu ki ye baat sun Vikram shock ho gaya ki ise is bare me kaise pata par usse jada shock shabana ko laga ki Neha jo uski itni madad kar rahi thi apni hi saheli ke pati ke sath affair kar rahi hai.

Vikram ne ek zor ka dhakka Lalu ke seene par mara aur ab tak khamosh khade vikram ne apni zuban ko khola.
Vikram: Sale tu apne sath meri tulna kar raha hai sale vikram singh tere jaisa nahi hai. Ha vikram ayash hai ladkibaazi karta hai kai rudiyo ko bhi choda hai aur ha Neha ke sath bhi maine sex kara hai par maine aaj tak kabhi kisi ladki ka bang nahi kara uski marzi ke khilaaf uske sath zabardasti nahi kari hai. Neha bhi apni marzi se mere paas khud chal kar aai thi mai nahi gaya tha uske paas. To salo tum sab khud ko mere sath compare na karo.
Lalu tali bajate hue: Ooooo tab to tum mahaan ho shaktimaan ho gyani ho antaryami ho mai to kehta hu tum purush hi nahi ho mahapurush ho mahapurush. But sun le bhai mai kameena nahi mahakameena hu aur agle do din tak ye sali meri rundi bankar rahegi. Tum iske sath maze karne hai to ab bhi humare sath aaja warna about turn hokar yaha se bahar nikal ja.

Lalu ne shabana ki taraf ghoomkar usko baalo se pakadne ke liye uski taraf haath badaya par is baar Vikram ne aage bad kar uske bade hue haatho ko beech me rok diya. Aur uske haatho ko neeche jhatak kar shabana ka haath tham kar use le kar chal diya. Lalu ne apne dosto ki taraf dekha jo dare hue khade the aur unke saamne vikram is tarah shabana ko le ja raha tha jisse lalu unke saamne vikram se kamjor saabit ho raha tha. Aur ye baat lalu ke behad insulting thi aur upar se wo sharab ke nashe me bhi tha jis wajah se wo tari sudbudh me nahi tha. Aise me vikram ka yu uski bezzati kar ke shabana ko le jana uski bardasht ke bahar tha aur usne bhi aage bad kar shabana ka doosra haath tham liya. Shabana ek hath pakad kar vikram use bachakar bahar le ja raha tha to uska hath pakad kar lalu use jane de raha tha. Baat ab un dono ki zid aur ego ki ho gai thi aur is zid aur ego ki ladai ne un bachpan ke jigri dosto ko ek doosre ke saamne khada kar diya tha.

Vikram: Dekh lalu haath chhod de aur chala ja yaha se mai bewajah tujhse jhagda nahi karna chahta.
Lalu: Jhagda to tu kar chuka aur tu bhi sun le mai in chutiyo ki tarah tujhse darta nahi hu na tere baap se darta hu to mujhe ye apna attitude mat dikhaiyo.
Vikram: Dubara mere apne beech bhool kar bui mere baap ko mat lana warna mai bhool jaunga ki tu kabhi mera dost tha.
Lalu: Abe Ooe Bhali chahta hai to ab tu yaha se kalti maar kar chalta ban aur ha dost hai isliye do baar tera hath uthana bardasht kar liya abki baar galti se bhi haath uthaya na to yahi gayo ke gobar me zinda gaad dunga tereko samjha.
Vikram: Tu mujhe gadega chal aa to aa ho hi jae.

Vikram aur Lalu Shabana ke hath chhod kar ek dooare ke aamne saamne akar khade ho gae.
Vikram: Akela aaega ya tere ye chooze bhi aaenge.
Lalu: Wo to sale hinjde hai par tere liye mai akela hi kaafi hu.
Do jigri dost ek doosre se bhid gae par use sahi maene me bhidna nahi kaha ja sakta tha kyuki Vikram ki enormous muscle power ke saamne Lalu kahi tikta nazar nahi aa raha tha.

Vikram ne Lalu ke chehre par tabadtod ghooso ki barsat kardi. Dev Kundan Pratap door khade apne leader ko kutte pitte dekh rahi thi. Par unme itni himmat nahi thi ki aage bad kar Vikram ko rok sake. Us gaushala me Vikram Lalu ka wahi haal kar raha tha jo Brock Lesnar WWE Ring me apne opponent ka karta hai. Vikram ne Lalu ko apni bhujao me utha liya aur use gayo ke gobar me le jakar patak diya. Lalu me ab itni takat bhi nahi bachi thi ki wo uthkar khada bhi ho sake. Lalu kl peetnr ke baad Vikram un teeno ki taraf mukhatib hua.
Vikram: Tum teeno ke dil me bhi bhidne ki koi hasrat bachi ho to aao tum log bhi apni apni hasrate puri karlo.
Teeno: Nahi nahi Vikram bhai bhala hum aapse kaise lad sakte hai bhala cheeti haathi ka kya mukabla.

Vikram phir Shabana se mukhatib hua
Vikram: Ye log apko yaha tak le aae to aap cheekhi chillai kyi nahi.

Shabana nazre jhuka kar: Ye log mujhe blackmail kar rahe the mere gande gande video ke sahare.
Vikram: Kaise gande video.
Shabana: Lalu ne dangal wale din jab sab chale gae the tab dhamu jee ko misguide karke mujhe nasheela colddrink pila diya aur phir dhamu jee ko mere sath galat harakt karne ke liye misguide kara aur apne mobile ke zariya uska pura video bana liya.
Vikram: Kya kaha is kamine ne apni ghatiya harkato me mere masoom bhai ka istemaal kara isilye wo dulhan dulhan kar raha tha.
Shabana: Mujhe to pata bhi na chalta ki uske peeche iska haath hai par dance party wali raat jab maine sabke saamne ise jhapad maar diya to uska badla lene ke liye isne mera bang kara aur uska bhi video bana liya. Aur mujhe dhamki di ki dhamu ke video ka sahara lekar ye sabke samne mujhe hi characterless sabit kar dega aur wo video mere maa baap ke muhalle me chalwa dega meri behno ki zindagi barbaad kar dega. Aise me mujhe iski baat manne ko majboor hona pada. Kal raat ye mujhe apne farmhouse legae waha iske in teeno dosto ne mera bang kara.

Vikram ki aankho me khoon utar aya tha wo gusse me Dev Kundan Pratap ko ghoor raha tha.
Vikram: Aapke sath itna sab hota raha aur apne kisi ko khabar tak nahi lagne di. Par Neha ko kaise iska pata nahi chala wo to apke sath apke kamre me rehti thi jab ye sab ho raha tha tab wo kaha thi.
Tab Shabana ne Vikram ko apni aur Dhamu ki wo sari baate bata di. Jise sunkar wo shabana par bhi baras pada.
Vikram: Aapka dimaag kharab ho gaya hai kya aap kaise dhamu bhaiya ki masoomiyat ke sath unki feelings ke sath is tarah khel sakti hai apne ek baat bhi socha ki jab aap yaha se chali jaegi tab wo kaise apka jana bardasht kar paenge. Aur neha ne bhi isme apka sath diya disgusting aap apne swarth ke liye is had tak gir gai.
Shabana ki ankhe aasuo se bhar gai.
Shabana rote hue: Mai janti hu maine jo gunaah kiya uski koi maafi nahi aur shayad ye usi gunaah ki saza hai jo mujhe mil rahi hai.
Vikram: Jo apne kiya wo behad galat hai par uska ye matalba nahi ki in logo ko apke sath zabardasti karne ka haq mil jata hai, Ye bhi galat hai.

Vikram ne ek baar phir apni nazre un teeno ki taraf tedi kari.
Vikram: Inke jitne bhi video banae hai sare agle 10 minute me mujhe mere saamne chahiye aur dhyan rakhna saare video agar ek bhi video bach gaya aur baad me galti se bhi kahi se bhi leak ho gaya to leak chahe kahi se bhi ho tum sab nahi bachoge. To jaldi se wo video mere haath me lakar rakhdo.
Dev: Lata hu lata hu mai sare video lekar ata hu.
Dev waha se bhag kar apne kamre me gaya aur waha se 10 minute ke andar sare video wali pendrives lakar vikram ko de di. Vikram ne shabana ke saamne hi un sari pen drive ko apne joote se kuchal kar tod diya.
Vikram: Sirf itna kaafi nahi hai mujhe tum charo ke mobile chahiye.
Dev: Mobile kyu bhai.
Vikram ne ek baar phir apni nazar tedi ki.
Dev: Dete hai na bhai dete hai.
Dev ne apna Kundan Paratp aur gobar me gire pade Lalu ka mobile lakar Vikram ko de diya. Vikram ne unke saamne unke mobiles ko apne jooto se kuchal kuchal kar tukde tukde kar diya.
Vikram: Ab jao yaha se abhi isi waqt is haweli ko chhod kar dafa ho jao tumhara saman tumhare ghar pahucha diya jaega aur apne is leader ko bhi utha kar le jao jo mujhe zinda gobar me gaad raha tha. Jao yaha se.

Dev Kundan Pratap chupchap gobar me pade Lalu ko uthakar waha se nikal liye aur gaadi me baithkar waha se door nikal liye.
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