Update 01
Maa bohot sundar hein aur utni hi bholi bhi hein. Pta ni aisa q hai qki aamtor par sundar ladkiya apni growing life mai ladko aur mardon ka chedna aur commentbazi itna experience karti hein ki unko inki pehchan acche se ho jati hai. Shyad mummy ko pehchan ni qki wo ek acchi family aur acchi society mai grow up hui. Girls college aur college gai. college aur college chodne aur lene hamesha ghar se koi na koi jata tha. Aur wo bhi apne ghar walo ki baate manti thi. So kabhi awara ladko se interaction ni hua na kisi se relationship. Shyad isiliye shadi ke baad jab mummy ka flirtatious ladko aur tharki mardo se pala padta to wo unke tricks ko samajh ni pati. Mummy ke is bholepan ka sabji wale, doodhwala, bhikhari, auto driver, naukar, aise log khoob fayda uthate. Mummy bohot kind, komal hriday aur frank/sach bolne wali bhi thi. Unka dil logon ko, khaskar gareeb logon ko, dukh mai dekhkar ekdum pighal jata tha aur wo koshish karti thi unka dukh dur karne ki.
Mummy ki age 38 thi. Figure 36, 28, 38. Mummy zyadatar saadi pehenti thi with low cut blouse aur saree bhi naabhi k neeche bandhti thi.
Ek din mummy sabji lene market gyi. Wo aamtorpar ek hi sabjiwale se sabji leti thi. Uske pas har tarah ki sabji aur fal rehta tha. Unhe dekhkar sabjiwal khush ho jata hai, par dikhata ni aur bolta hai
Sabjiwala: Aaiye memsaab aaiye. Aaj bade dino baad aapne is pyare se chehre k darshan karwaye. Kya humse koi galti ho gyi ya humne sabji kharab de di jo aap apne is sabjiwale se naraaz ho gyi?
Mummy: aare ni, mai apne is sabjiwale se kaise naraaz ho sakti hun. Aapki sabzi hi to mai din raat khati hun. Aur jiska khati hun usse naraz kaise ho sakti hun.
Sabjiwala: Ni madam mujhe vishwas ni, warna aap itne dino baad ni aati. Aapne zaroor apne is sabjiwale ko chodkar kisi dusre sabjiwale ko apna liya hai. Kisi dusre ki sabji ab aap apne muh mai daalti ho.
Mummy ko bura lag rha tha ki sabjiwala unko galat samajh rha hai. Wo apni begunahi sabit karna chahti hai.
Mummy: Are ni mene kisi dusre sabjiwale ko ni apnaya hai. Keval aap hi mere sabjiwale ho. Keval aapki hi sabji mai muh mai daalti hun. Kisi dusre ki sabji to mai dekhti bhi nahi.
Sabjiwala: Theek hai madam aap kehti ho to mai maan leti hun. Par aap mujhe promise kijiye ki aaj se aap keval meri hi sabji aur fal apne muh mai daalengi. Kavel mera hi kela, muli, baingan aapke hothon ko chuega.
Mummy (shukr karte hue ki sabjiwala ab unse naraaz ni aur maan rha hai): Hanji mai promise karti hun ki aaj k baad keval aur keval aapki hi sabjiyan aur fal mai apne muh mai daalungi. Keval aapka hi kela, muli aur baingan khaungi. Ab to khush?
Sabjiwala (smile karte hue): Ji. Par ye to bataiye ki aap itne din aai q ni.
Mummy (Glad ki sabjiwala ab unse thoda khush hai): Wo hum log ek rishtedaar k yaha shadi mai gaye the kuch din k liye.
Sabjiwala: Madam agar aap yun hi shadiyon aur partiyon mai jaati rahengi to hamara dhandha kaise chalega?
Mummy (sar jhukate hue): Sorry
Mummy ko sabjiwale ki baat sahi lag rhi thi ki agar sab shadi parties mai khane lage to inki dukaan kaise chalegi.
Sabjiwala: Chaliye koi baat nahi. Ye bataiye aaj kya lengi?
Mummy: Wahi soch rhi hun. Ab shadi se aaye hein to kuch din accha hi khane ka man karega.
Sabjiwala: Shadiyon mai to khane k bohot saare item hote hein. App aisa kijiye kai saari sabjiyan aur fal le jaiye. Fir jo man kare wo khalena.
Mummy ko uski baat theek lagti hai. Aur sabjiwala kai sari sabjiyan aur fal pack kar deta hai, jisse do pure bade polythene bags bhar jaate hein. Ek loki/ghiya tha bada sa jo pack mai ni aa rha tha. Mummy use paise deti hein aur dono bag apne dono hatho mai utha leti hein. Kafi bhaari the. Mummy ghiya ko dekhti hein aur puchti hein ab ye kaise le jaaun mere dono hath to bhar gaye aur aur wazan mujhese nahi uthega.
Sabjiwala ghiya haath mai lekar uthta hai. Mummy k saamne jata hai. Mummy ne red color ki saree pehni hui thi. Sabziwala bina kuch bole saree ka pallu hta deta hai. Mummy ka blouse aur usme 4 inch ki cleavage sabjiwale ke saamne aa jati hai. Mummy ko kuch samajh ni aata ye kya kar rha hai, unke haath bhi full the. Sabjiwala ghiya ka piche wala hissa cleavage se sata deta hai aur dheere dheere upar se pressure lagate hue ghiya ko andar daal deta hai. Ghiya bde smoothly andar chala jaata hai. Mummy k bade bade boobs mai ghiya itna andar chala jata hai ki uska upar ka 1/4 hissa hi baahar dikh rha tha. Halaki isse mummy ka blouse zaroor full tight ho gya. Sabjiwala wapas pallu blouse par set kar deta hai jisse ghiya ka baahar nikla bhag dhak jata hai aur mummy se kehta hai
Sabjiwala: Lijiye, ho gya problem ka solution. Ab aap aaram se saara saman ghar le ja sakti hein.
Mummy mudkar ghar chalne lagti hein. Ghar zyada dur nahi tha market se isliye mummy paidal hi aati jati thi. Raste mein mummy soch rhi thi ki ye kaafi ajeeb sa solution nikala sabjiwale ne loki le jaane ka. Par shyad aur koi rasta bhi nahi tha. Loki kaafi badi thi aur packet mai aa nhi rahi thi aur mere dono haath bhi bhar gye the. To iske alawa kiya bhi kya ja sakta tha. Ye sochte hue mummy loki ko boobs mai dabaye ghar aa jati hein.
Doodhwala to daily subah aata tha to usko abtak pta chl chuka tha ki mummy bholi hein. Wo bhi aksar yun hi mummy k maze le jata tha aur mummy ko pta bhi ni chlta tha. Ek din wo roz ki tarah subah 6 baje aata hai aur bell bajata hai. Aamtorpar mummy ki neend halki hoti hai aur wo ek bar ki awaz sunte hi uth jaati hein par pichli raat wo shyad der se soi thi to aaj aankh ni khuli. Doodhwala 3-4 bar bell bajata hai aur akhiri bar zor se lambi bajata hai tab jakar mummy ki aankh khulti hai. Mummy ko ehsas hota hai ki aaj unko late ho gya gate kholne mai aur wo fatafat uthti hein aur bartan lekar gate par daudkar jati hein. Mummy ne shirt aur pajame wala ladies nightsuit pehna tha jisme shirt ka upar ka button raat mai khul gya tha. Is jaldbazi mai unko dhyan ni rehta aur wo button khula hi reh jata hai jisse unki kaafi cleavage nazar aa rhi thi. Baal bhi bikhre hue the. Aur pajame ka naada bhi baahar nikla hua tha. Isi haalat mai wo gate kholti hein.
Doodhwala: Kya memsaab kitna time lga diye. Kabse mai apki baja rha hun.
Mummy: Meri kya baja rahe ho?
Doodhwala: Bell memsab. Itna bajane par bhi aap ni uthi.
Mummy: Han pta ni kaisi aankh lag gyi thi. Tumhare itna bajane par bhi ni uth payi.
Doodhwala: Par mera time to khoti hua na memsaab. Mujhe aur jagah bhi doodh dena hota hai.
Mummy ko pachtawa hota hai ki unki wajah se doodhwale ka kuch nuksaan ho gya.
Mummy: Mujhe maaf kardo. Aage se mai jaldi aaya karungi.
Doodhwala: Mujhe maloom hai aap aurton ka. Pehle aap log apna shringar karti ho, baal wagerah sawarti ho, tab jaake kuch aur karti ho. Chahe dusre ka kitna bhi time waste q na ho.
Mummy: Aisi baat ni hai. Mai to ghanti ki awaz sunte hi daudte hue tumhare paas aai. Dekho maine baal bhi ni saware.
Doodhwala ab mummy ko upar se niche tak dekhta hai. Mummy use aisa karte dekhti hein. Wo sochti hein ki ye mujhe analyze aur judge kar rha ki mai sach bol rhi hun ya nahi. Wo umeed karti hein ki ye meri baat ka vishwas karle ki maine sachme khud ko sawarne mai time waste ni kiya. Aur bus khade hue usko khudko dekhne deti hein.
Finally doodhwala bolta hai
Doodhwala: Theek hai memsaab aapki haalat dekhkar lag to rha hai ki aapne sawarne mai time waste ni kiya. Jaise ki aapka naada bahar aaya hai aur shirt ka button khula hua hai.
Uske aisa kehne par mummy neeche dekhti hai to pati hai ki sachme unke pajame ka naada bahar hai aur shirt mai se cleavage dikh rhi hai. mummy unko theek karna chahti thi par fir unko lagta hai ki ye hi to unka point prove kar rhe hein. Ve inhe theek karengi to unka argument kamzor ho jayga. Aur mummy kehti hein
Mummy: Han dekhlo. Mera nada bhi baahar nikla hua hai aur shirt ka button bhi dekhlo khula hai. (aisa kehte hue mummy pehle apne naade ko aur fir apni shirt ko khule button area par se pakadkar hilakar dikhati hein jisse unka cleavage thoda aur dikh jata hai). To tum kaise keh sakte ho ki maine sawarne mai time lagaya?
Doodhwala: Theek hai madam mai maan leta hun ki aaj aapne sawane mai time ni lagaya, par kal to lagayngi aur mera time waste karengi.
Mummy ab apne arguments mai beh chuki thi aur apni baat puri tarah se saabit kar dena chahti thi.
Mummy: Ni mai kal bhi ni lagaungi. Dekhna aage se mai tumhari ghanti sunte hi jaisi jis halat mai bistar se uthungi waisi hi daudi daudi tumhare paas aaungi. Tumhara bilkul time waste nahi karungi.
Doodhwala (man hi man khush hote hue): Ok memsab dekhte hein. Aaj itna time to nikal gya ab doodh le lo.
Doodhwala hamesha apna doodh ka dabba apne ghutno tak hi uthata tha jisse mummy ko kaafi jhukna padta tha bartan mai doodh lene k liye. Mummy ne ekbaar ispar pucha bhi to wo kehta madam is umar mai itna hi uth pata hai mujse, bhaari hai dabba. Mummy ko uspar daya aa jati hai aur wo fir kabhi question ni karti is cheez par. Aaj bhi mummy ko bartan lekar kaafi jhukna pada aur aaj to unka ek button bhi khula tha to doodhwale ko khub mast darshan hue mummy k boobs k.
Ek din mummy ko mall jana tha kapdo ki shopping k liye. Wo naha dhokar saj dhajkar tayyar ho jati hein jaane k liye. Wo ek mast cream color ki saree pehenti hein with tight low cut blouse. Saree thodi transparent thi, koi dhyan se dekhe to usko pallu mai se kafi cleavage dikh sakti thi. saree navel se neeche bandhi hone k karan pet aur kamar full dikh rhe the. Hothon par red lipstick. Mummy k hoth bade bade aur full the jinpar lipstick lagakar unka face bohot kamuk lagta tha. Wo agar honth thode khol kar slow motion mai kisi mard ki aankhon mai dekh le to uska wahi nikal jaye.
Aise tayyar hokar mummy ghar se bahar main road par aati hein aur auto dekhne lagti hein. Kaafi wait karne par bhi koi khaali auto ni aata. Mummy thoda pareshan ho jaati hein. Finally ek auto aata hai aur mummy usko kaafi hath dekar rokti hein.
Mummy: Are auto wale bhaiya, ruko!
Auto wala mummy ko dekhkar fat se auto unke pas rokta hai, par usko mummy jaisi aurat k muh se bhaiya sunkar accha ni lga. Wo mummy se kehta hai
Auto wala: Mai apka bhaiya ni hun. Mai aap jaisi modern aurat ko behenji kehne lagu to aapko kaisa lagega?
Mummy ko thodi sharmindgi hoti hai
Mummy: I'm sorry auto wale ji. Par mujhe samajh ni aaya mai aur kya kahun. Mujhe derogatory words like "ae driver, ae auto" kehna accha ni lagta aap logo k liye.
Auto wala samajh jata hai ki mummy kaafi kind aur komal hriday hein
Auto wala: Mujhe ye dekhkar accha lga ki aap hum jaise logo ki respect karti ho. Madam mai amitabh bachchan ka fan hun aur Mard movie meri favorite hai. Jaise usme Amitabh apne ko "Mard tange wala" bulate hein mai bhi apne aapko "Mard auto wala" bulata hun. Aap bhi mujhe yahii bula sakti hein.
Mummy uski baat par smile karti hein. mummy ko ye interesting lagta hai ki ye auto wala apna title ek movie se le rha hai aur gareeb hote hue bhi khudko amitabh bachchan se compare kar rha hai.
Mummy: Theek hai Mard Auto Wale ji, mai bhi aapko yahi bulaungi.
Autowala: Aapne mera title to puch liya par apna ni bataya.
Mummy: Ji mera naam Sheetal hai.
Autowala: Sheetal ji mene aapka naam ni title pucha hai. Jaise mera Mard auto wala hai, waise.
Mummy: Mera to aise koi title ni. Mujhe to koi gaadi bhi chalani ni aati.
Autowala: Koi baat ni madam, mai aapko title de deta hun - "Aurat pretty lips wali"
Mummy: Accha theek hai. Mera titlekaran to aapne kar diya ab ye batao kya mujhe bithakar le chaloge?
Autowala: Bilkul madam aapko bithakar le chalenge. Aapko bithane k liye to har koi hamesha tayyar rahega.
Mummy: Rehne do. kabse khadi wait kar rhi thi, kisi ne mujko ni bithaya.
Autowala: Ye unki badkismati thi. Shyad aapke bhagya mai mere sath baitha hi likha hai. Mai aapko hamesha bithakar rakhunga madam, kabhi aapko khada ni rehne dunga.
Mummy: Mai bhi tayyar hun Mard ji hamesha aapke sath baithne k liye. Lekin aisa kaise hoga?
Autowala: Madam aap mujhe apna number de dijiye. Mai aapko miss call karta hun aur aap mera number save kar lijiye. Mera ghar paas hi mai hai. Jab bhi aapka baithne ka man kare aap mujhe call kar dena mai aa jaunga aapko bithane k liye.
Mummy usko apna number de deti hein aur wo unko miss call marta hai. Mummy uska number save kar leti hein "Mard auto wala" k naam se. Autowala bhi mummy ka number unko diye title se save karta hai but change k saath. Usne mummy ka naam save kiya "Sheetal sexy lips wali". Fir wo mummy ko auto mai baithne ko kehta hai, mummy piche baith jaati hein ar wo dono chl padte hein. Chlte hue autowala puchta hai
Autowala: Kha chlna chahti ho madam?
Mummy: Kuch kapde lene the to soch rhi hun mall chlti hun
Autowala: Apne liye kapde lene hein?
Mummy: Han apne liye lene hein
Autowala: Vaise agar aap bura na maanein to mall mai kapde utne khaas ni milte. Unki fitting hi ni aati, khaskar aap jaisi figure ki aurat k liye jo normally saree pehenti hein. Mall mai cheeze mehngi milti hein aur sahi bhi ni aati.
Mummy ko pta thi ye baat. Wo jab bhi mall se saree blouse ya suit salvar ya kabhi kabhar lehnga choli laati thi to wo kabhi fit ni aate the aur unko fir tailor k chakkar katne padte the uska kharch aur jhanjhat alag.
Mummy: Baat to aapki sahi lekin kar bhi kya sakte hein. Sab malls mai aisa hi hota hai.
Autowala: Madam mai ek dukan janta hun. Mere janne wale ki hai. Ladies garments ki hi hai. Wha aapko kaafi sasti sariyan mil jaygi. Wo khud hi tailor bhi hai so koi bhi fitting issue ho free mai fix ho jata hai. Aap kahe to wha chl sakte hein.
Mummy ko uska proposal accha lga. Lekin jab wo autowale se us dukaan ki location puchti hai to unhe pta chlta hai ki ye dukan to ek slum area mai hai jo unki colony k bagal mai hi hai. Wha se colony ka naala bhi guzarta hai. Mummy sochti hein ki wha kaisi hi saree milti hogi. Ab mummy ka man ni tha wha jaane ka lekin wo ye autowale ko bolkar uska dil ni dukhana chahti thi, so wo bolti hein
Mummy: Ji aapka proposal bohot accha hai lekin mujhe mall se much dusri cheeze bhi leni hein to aaj aap mujhe mall hi le chaliye. aapki dukaan par mai fir kabhi zaroor aaungi.
Ye baat sach bhi thi, mummy ko aur bhi cheezein leni thi mall se.
Wo log mall pohch jate hein. Jaate hue auto wala bolta hai
Autowala: Madam apne is auto wale ko yaad rakhiye ga. Jab bhi aapko baithkar jana ho mujhe call kar dijiyega.
Mummy: Don't worry, mai aapko yaad rakhungi Mard Auto Wale ji.
Aur smile dekar chli jaati hein.
Mummy ki age 38 thi. Figure 36, 28, 38. Mummy zyadatar saadi pehenti thi with low cut blouse aur saree bhi naabhi k neeche bandhti thi.
Ek din mummy sabji lene market gyi. Wo aamtorpar ek hi sabjiwale se sabji leti thi. Uske pas har tarah ki sabji aur fal rehta tha. Unhe dekhkar sabjiwal khush ho jata hai, par dikhata ni aur bolta hai
Sabjiwala: Aaiye memsaab aaiye. Aaj bade dino baad aapne is pyare se chehre k darshan karwaye. Kya humse koi galti ho gyi ya humne sabji kharab de di jo aap apne is sabjiwale se naraaz ho gyi?
Mummy: aare ni, mai apne is sabjiwale se kaise naraaz ho sakti hun. Aapki sabzi hi to mai din raat khati hun. Aur jiska khati hun usse naraz kaise ho sakti hun.
Sabjiwala: Ni madam mujhe vishwas ni, warna aap itne dino baad ni aati. Aapne zaroor apne is sabjiwale ko chodkar kisi dusre sabjiwale ko apna liya hai. Kisi dusre ki sabji ab aap apne muh mai daalti ho.
Mummy ko bura lag rha tha ki sabjiwala unko galat samajh rha hai. Wo apni begunahi sabit karna chahti hai.
Mummy: Are ni mene kisi dusre sabjiwale ko ni apnaya hai. Keval aap hi mere sabjiwale ho. Keval aapki hi sabji mai muh mai daalti hun. Kisi dusre ki sabji to mai dekhti bhi nahi.
Sabjiwala: Theek hai madam aap kehti ho to mai maan leti hun. Par aap mujhe promise kijiye ki aaj se aap keval meri hi sabji aur fal apne muh mai daalengi. Kavel mera hi kela, muli, baingan aapke hothon ko chuega.
Mummy (shukr karte hue ki sabjiwala ab unse naraaz ni aur maan rha hai): Hanji mai promise karti hun ki aaj k baad keval aur keval aapki hi sabjiyan aur fal mai apne muh mai daalungi. Keval aapka hi kela, muli aur baingan khaungi. Ab to khush?
Sabjiwala (smile karte hue): Ji. Par ye to bataiye ki aap itne din aai q ni.
Mummy (Glad ki sabjiwala ab unse thoda khush hai): Wo hum log ek rishtedaar k yaha shadi mai gaye the kuch din k liye.
Sabjiwala: Madam agar aap yun hi shadiyon aur partiyon mai jaati rahengi to hamara dhandha kaise chalega?
Mummy (sar jhukate hue): Sorry
Mummy ko sabjiwale ki baat sahi lag rhi thi ki agar sab shadi parties mai khane lage to inki dukaan kaise chalegi.
Sabjiwala: Chaliye koi baat nahi. Ye bataiye aaj kya lengi?
Mummy: Wahi soch rhi hun. Ab shadi se aaye hein to kuch din accha hi khane ka man karega.
Sabjiwala: Shadiyon mai to khane k bohot saare item hote hein. App aisa kijiye kai saari sabjiyan aur fal le jaiye. Fir jo man kare wo khalena.
Mummy ko uski baat theek lagti hai. Aur sabjiwala kai sari sabjiyan aur fal pack kar deta hai, jisse do pure bade polythene bags bhar jaate hein. Ek loki/ghiya tha bada sa jo pack mai ni aa rha tha. Mummy use paise deti hein aur dono bag apne dono hatho mai utha leti hein. Kafi bhaari the. Mummy ghiya ko dekhti hein aur puchti hein ab ye kaise le jaaun mere dono hath to bhar gaye aur aur wazan mujhese nahi uthega.
Sabjiwala ghiya haath mai lekar uthta hai. Mummy k saamne jata hai. Mummy ne red color ki saree pehni hui thi. Sabziwala bina kuch bole saree ka pallu hta deta hai. Mummy ka blouse aur usme 4 inch ki cleavage sabjiwale ke saamne aa jati hai. Mummy ko kuch samajh ni aata ye kya kar rha hai, unke haath bhi full the. Sabjiwala ghiya ka piche wala hissa cleavage se sata deta hai aur dheere dheere upar se pressure lagate hue ghiya ko andar daal deta hai. Ghiya bde smoothly andar chala jaata hai. Mummy k bade bade boobs mai ghiya itna andar chala jata hai ki uska upar ka 1/4 hissa hi baahar dikh rha tha. Halaki isse mummy ka blouse zaroor full tight ho gya. Sabjiwala wapas pallu blouse par set kar deta hai jisse ghiya ka baahar nikla bhag dhak jata hai aur mummy se kehta hai
Sabjiwala: Lijiye, ho gya problem ka solution. Ab aap aaram se saara saman ghar le ja sakti hein.
Mummy mudkar ghar chalne lagti hein. Ghar zyada dur nahi tha market se isliye mummy paidal hi aati jati thi. Raste mein mummy soch rhi thi ki ye kaafi ajeeb sa solution nikala sabjiwale ne loki le jaane ka. Par shyad aur koi rasta bhi nahi tha. Loki kaafi badi thi aur packet mai aa nhi rahi thi aur mere dono haath bhi bhar gye the. To iske alawa kiya bhi kya ja sakta tha. Ye sochte hue mummy loki ko boobs mai dabaye ghar aa jati hein.
Doodhwala to daily subah aata tha to usko abtak pta chl chuka tha ki mummy bholi hein. Wo bhi aksar yun hi mummy k maze le jata tha aur mummy ko pta bhi ni chlta tha. Ek din wo roz ki tarah subah 6 baje aata hai aur bell bajata hai. Aamtorpar mummy ki neend halki hoti hai aur wo ek bar ki awaz sunte hi uth jaati hein par pichli raat wo shyad der se soi thi to aaj aankh ni khuli. Doodhwala 3-4 bar bell bajata hai aur akhiri bar zor se lambi bajata hai tab jakar mummy ki aankh khulti hai. Mummy ko ehsas hota hai ki aaj unko late ho gya gate kholne mai aur wo fatafat uthti hein aur bartan lekar gate par daudkar jati hein. Mummy ne shirt aur pajame wala ladies nightsuit pehna tha jisme shirt ka upar ka button raat mai khul gya tha. Is jaldbazi mai unko dhyan ni rehta aur wo button khula hi reh jata hai jisse unki kaafi cleavage nazar aa rhi thi. Baal bhi bikhre hue the. Aur pajame ka naada bhi baahar nikla hua tha. Isi haalat mai wo gate kholti hein.
Doodhwala: Kya memsaab kitna time lga diye. Kabse mai apki baja rha hun.
Mummy: Meri kya baja rahe ho?
Doodhwala: Bell memsab. Itna bajane par bhi aap ni uthi.
Mummy: Han pta ni kaisi aankh lag gyi thi. Tumhare itna bajane par bhi ni uth payi.
Doodhwala: Par mera time to khoti hua na memsaab. Mujhe aur jagah bhi doodh dena hota hai.
Mummy ko pachtawa hota hai ki unki wajah se doodhwale ka kuch nuksaan ho gya.
Mummy: Mujhe maaf kardo. Aage se mai jaldi aaya karungi.
Doodhwala: Mujhe maloom hai aap aurton ka. Pehle aap log apna shringar karti ho, baal wagerah sawarti ho, tab jaake kuch aur karti ho. Chahe dusre ka kitna bhi time waste q na ho.
Mummy: Aisi baat ni hai. Mai to ghanti ki awaz sunte hi daudte hue tumhare paas aai. Dekho maine baal bhi ni saware.
Doodhwala ab mummy ko upar se niche tak dekhta hai. Mummy use aisa karte dekhti hein. Wo sochti hein ki ye mujhe analyze aur judge kar rha ki mai sach bol rhi hun ya nahi. Wo umeed karti hein ki ye meri baat ka vishwas karle ki maine sachme khud ko sawarne mai time waste ni kiya. Aur bus khade hue usko khudko dekhne deti hein.
Finally doodhwala bolta hai
Doodhwala: Theek hai memsaab aapki haalat dekhkar lag to rha hai ki aapne sawarne mai time waste ni kiya. Jaise ki aapka naada bahar aaya hai aur shirt ka button khula hua hai.
Uske aisa kehne par mummy neeche dekhti hai to pati hai ki sachme unke pajame ka naada bahar hai aur shirt mai se cleavage dikh rhi hai. mummy unko theek karna chahti thi par fir unko lagta hai ki ye hi to unka point prove kar rhe hein. Ve inhe theek karengi to unka argument kamzor ho jayga. Aur mummy kehti hein
Mummy: Han dekhlo. Mera nada bhi baahar nikla hua hai aur shirt ka button bhi dekhlo khula hai. (aisa kehte hue mummy pehle apne naade ko aur fir apni shirt ko khule button area par se pakadkar hilakar dikhati hein jisse unka cleavage thoda aur dikh jata hai). To tum kaise keh sakte ho ki maine sawarne mai time lagaya?
Doodhwala: Theek hai madam mai maan leta hun ki aaj aapne sawane mai time ni lagaya, par kal to lagayngi aur mera time waste karengi.
Mummy ab apne arguments mai beh chuki thi aur apni baat puri tarah se saabit kar dena chahti thi.
Mummy: Ni mai kal bhi ni lagaungi. Dekhna aage se mai tumhari ghanti sunte hi jaisi jis halat mai bistar se uthungi waisi hi daudi daudi tumhare paas aaungi. Tumhara bilkul time waste nahi karungi.
Doodhwala (man hi man khush hote hue): Ok memsab dekhte hein. Aaj itna time to nikal gya ab doodh le lo.
Doodhwala hamesha apna doodh ka dabba apne ghutno tak hi uthata tha jisse mummy ko kaafi jhukna padta tha bartan mai doodh lene k liye. Mummy ne ekbaar ispar pucha bhi to wo kehta madam is umar mai itna hi uth pata hai mujse, bhaari hai dabba. Mummy ko uspar daya aa jati hai aur wo fir kabhi question ni karti is cheez par. Aaj bhi mummy ko bartan lekar kaafi jhukna pada aur aaj to unka ek button bhi khula tha to doodhwale ko khub mast darshan hue mummy k boobs k.
Ek din mummy ko mall jana tha kapdo ki shopping k liye. Wo naha dhokar saj dhajkar tayyar ho jati hein jaane k liye. Wo ek mast cream color ki saree pehenti hein with tight low cut blouse. Saree thodi transparent thi, koi dhyan se dekhe to usko pallu mai se kafi cleavage dikh sakti thi. saree navel se neeche bandhi hone k karan pet aur kamar full dikh rhe the. Hothon par red lipstick. Mummy k hoth bade bade aur full the jinpar lipstick lagakar unka face bohot kamuk lagta tha. Wo agar honth thode khol kar slow motion mai kisi mard ki aankhon mai dekh le to uska wahi nikal jaye.
Aise tayyar hokar mummy ghar se bahar main road par aati hein aur auto dekhne lagti hein. Kaafi wait karne par bhi koi khaali auto ni aata. Mummy thoda pareshan ho jaati hein. Finally ek auto aata hai aur mummy usko kaafi hath dekar rokti hein.
Mummy: Are auto wale bhaiya, ruko!
Auto wala mummy ko dekhkar fat se auto unke pas rokta hai, par usko mummy jaisi aurat k muh se bhaiya sunkar accha ni lga. Wo mummy se kehta hai
Auto wala: Mai apka bhaiya ni hun. Mai aap jaisi modern aurat ko behenji kehne lagu to aapko kaisa lagega?
Mummy ko thodi sharmindgi hoti hai
Mummy: I'm sorry auto wale ji. Par mujhe samajh ni aaya mai aur kya kahun. Mujhe derogatory words like "ae driver, ae auto" kehna accha ni lagta aap logo k liye.
Auto wala samajh jata hai ki mummy kaafi kind aur komal hriday hein
Auto wala: Mujhe ye dekhkar accha lga ki aap hum jaise logo ki respect karti ho. Madam mai amitabh bachchan ka fan hun aur Mard movie meri favorite hai. Jaise usme Amitabh apne ko "Mard tange wala" bulate hein mai bhi apne aapko "Mard auto wala" bulata hun. Aap bhi mujhe yahii bula sakti hein.
Mummy uski baat par smile karti hein. mummy ko ye interesting lagta hai ki ye auto wala apna title ek movie se le rha hai aur gareeb hote hue bhi khudko amitabh bachchan se compare kar rha hai.
Mummy: Theek hai Mard Auto Wale ji, mai bhi aapko yahi bulaungi.
Autowala: Aapne mera title to puch liya par apna ni bataya.
Mummy: Ji mera naam Sheetal hai.
Autowala: Sheetal ji mene aapka naam ni title pucha hai. Jaise mera Mard auto wala hai, waise.
Mummy: Mera to aise koi title ni. Mujhe to koi gaadi bhi chalani ni aati.
Autowala: Koi baat ni madam, mai aapko title de deta hun - "Aurat pretty lips wali"
Mummy: Accha theek hai. Mera titlekaran to aapne kar diya ab ye batao kya mujhe bithakar le chaloge?
Autowala: Bilkul madam aapko bithakar le chalenge. Aapko bithane k liye to har koi hamesha tayyar rahega.
Mummy: Rehne do. kabse khadi wait kar rhi thi, kisi ne mujko ni bithaya.
Autowala: Ye unki badkismati thi. Shyad aapke bhagya mai mere sath baitha hi likha hai. Mai aapko hamesha bithakar rakhunga madam, kabhi aapko khada ni rehne dunga.
Mummy: Mai bhi tayyar hun Mard ji hamesha aapke sath baithne k liye. Lekin aisa kaise hoga?
Autowala: Madam aap mujhe apna number de dijiye. Mai aapko miss call karta hun aur aap mera number save kar lijiye. Mera ghar paas hi mai hai. Jab bhi aapka baithne ka man kare aap mujhe call kar dena mai aa jaunga aapko bithane k liye.
Mummy usko apna number de deti hein aur wo unko miss call marta hai. Mummy uska number save kar leti hein "Mard auto wala" k naam se. Autowala bhi mummy ka number unko diye title se save karta hai but change k saath. Usne mummy ka naam save kiya "Sheetal sexy lips wali". Fir wo mummy ko auto mai baithne ko kehta hai, mummy piche baith jaati hein ar wo dono chl padte hein. Chlte hue autowala puchta hai
Autowala: Kha chlna chahti ho madam?
Mummy: Kuch kapde lene the to soch rhi hun mall chlti hun
Autowala: Apne liye kapde lene hein?
Mummy: Han apne liye lene hein
Autowala: Vaise agar aap bura na maanein to mall mai kapde utne khaas ni milte. Unki fitting hi ni aati, khaskar aap jaisi figure ki aurat k liye jo normally saree pehenti hein. Mall mai cheeze mehngi milti hein aur sahi bhi ni aati.
Mummy ko pta thi ye baat. Wo jab bhi mall se saree blouse ya suit salvar ya kabhi kabhar lehnga choli laati thi to wo kabhi fit ni aate the aur unko fir tailor k chakkar katne padte the uska kharch aur jhanjhat alag.
Mummy: Baat to aapki sahi lekin kar bhi kya sakte hein. Sab malls mai aisa hi hota hai.
Autowala: Madam mai ek dukan janta hun. Mere janne wale ki hai. Ladies garments ki hi hai. Wha aapko kaafi sasti sariyan mil jaygi. Wo khud hi tailor bhi hai so koi bhi fitting issue ho free mai fix ho jata hai. Aap kahe to wha chl sakte hein.
Mummy ko uska proposal accha lga. Lekin jab wo autowale se us dukaan ki location puchti hai to unhe pta chlta hai ki ye dukan to ek slum area mai hai jo unki colony k bagal mai hi hai. Wha se colony ka naala bhi guzarta hai. Mummy sochti hein ki wha kaisi hi saree milti hogi. Ab mummy ka man ni tha wha jaane ka lekin wo ye autowale ko bolkar uska dil ni dukhana chahti thi, so wo bolti hein
Mummy: Ji aapka proposal bohot accha hai lekin mujhe mall se much dusri cheeze bhi leni hein to aaj aap mujhe mall hi le chaliye. aapki dukaan par mai fir kabhi zaroor aaungi.
Ye baat sach bhi thi, mummy ko aur bhi cheezein leni thi mall se.
Wo log mall pohch jate hein. Jaate hue auto wala bolta hai
Autowala: Madam apne is auto wale ko yaad rakhiye ga. Jab bhi aapko baithkar jana ho mujhe call kar dijiyega.
Mummy: Don't worry, mai aapko yaad rakhungi Mard Auto Wale ji.
Aur smile dekar chli jaati hein.