Update 03
Agle 3-4 din mummy sabji lene ni aayi. Sabziwale ko yad aa rhi thi mummy ki. Wo mummy k whatsapp par message karta hai
Sabziwala: Madam kya hua aap 3-4 din se aayi ni
Mummy: Ji wo pair mai thodi chot lag gyi thi. To chala ni ja rha tha. Isliye mai sabzi bhi gali mai aane wale rehdiwale se le li. I'm sorry Mohansingh ji maine apna promise toda.
Sabziwale ka naam mohansingh tha.
Sabziwala: Ye kaisi baat kar rhi hein aap madam. Balki mujhe to narazgi hai aapne mujhe ni bataya, mai sabzi aapke ghar bhijwa deta. Aap mujhe bus list aur address message kar dijiye, mai lekar aata hun aapke ghar.
Mummy: Are aap q takleef karte hein mere liye
Sabziwale: Madam aap hamari itni purani grahak hein. aapki seva se hame khushi milegi takleef ni. Aap bus list bhej diya kijiye. Aage se mai ya mera koi aadmi aapke ghar aa jaya karega saman lekar. Wo kya kehte hein ajkal... han free home delivery.
Mummy uske kehne par maan jati hein aur list bhej deti hein. Aadhe ghante mein sabziwala pohch jata hai mummy k ghar aur sabzi aur fruits de deta hai. Sath hi ye bhi kehta hai ki aage se unko jo bhi mangana ho wo bus whatsapp par message kardein.
Do din baad mummy ko fir kuch sabziyan mangani thi to wo sabziwale k bataye anusaar use message kar deti hein. Lekin is baar sabziyan lekar mohansingh ni aata balki ek young ladka aata hai. Mummy puchti hai wo kon hai to wo batata hai ki uska naam Rahul hai aur wo mohansingh k liye kaam karta hai aur unhone hi use bheja hai. Mummy usko andar bulati hein aur use paise dekar sabziyon ka packet le leti hein. Lekin wo jata ni. Mummy puchti hein to wo kehta hai madam kuch aur bhi hai aap maalik se puch lijiye. Mummy Sabziwale ko puchne hi wali thi ki udhar se sabziwale ka hi message mummy k pas aa jata hai
Sabziwala: Madam mai ek ladke ko bhej rha hun aapki sabziyan lekar. Jab wo aapko sabziyan de de to ek selfie le lena jisme aap, wo ladka aur sabziyan teeno hon. Aur mujhe bhej dena. Ye ensure karne k liye hai ki wo ladka sara samaan theek se deliver kar rha hai aur kuch idhar udhar ni kar rha ya chura ni rha. Mujhe umeed hai aap samjhengi.
Mummy ko bhi sabzi wale ki baat shi lagti hai ki wo bus delivery verify kar rhe hein aur apne worker ko control mai rakh rhe hein. So wo selfie k liye ready ho jaati hein. Mummy us ladke ko apne pass bulati hein, ek hath mein sabzi ka bag le leti hein dusre mai phone aur selfie lene ki koshish karti hein. Ab jaisa maine bataya mummy phone vagerah zyada to chalati ni thi so unhe selfie lene k pose bhi ni aate the. Unhe to bus ek do hi pose aate the jo autowale ne sikhaye the. So mummy waisa hi karti hein. Wo mobile ko upar utha leti hein jisse again unka pallu sarak jata hai aur ek blouse cup full expose ho jata hai. Is bar mummy ne apni hi ek saree pehni thi jiske sath as usual deep neck blouse tha. To is baar blouse cup k saath cleavage bhi thodi expose ho jati hai. As you know selfie upar se lene par zyada width ni cover hoti isliye mummy us ladke ko aur paas bula leti hein. Ab wo ladka mummy k bilkul kareeb tha, uske kandhe mummy k kandon se touch ho rhe the. Mummy dusre hath mai li hui sabzi ki thaili ko aur upar utha leti hein aur jab teeno frame mai aa jate hein to wo selfie le leti hein. Mummy wo selfie sabziwale ko bhej deti hein aur ladka chla jata hai.
Aage se har baar jab ladka aata hai mummy ko uske sath selfie bhejni padti hai. Pics mai aisa lagta hai mano ladka har bar mummy ka aur physically kareeb aata jata hai. Ek baar to wo itna kareeb aa gya ki sabziyan hi dhak gyi aur mummy ko ko kehna pda
Mummy: Are Rahul, sabziyan to aane do picture mai.
Rahul: Madam app sabziyon ko aur upar kar lijiye
Mummy sabziyan aur upar karti hein aur apne boobs k aage le aati hein jisse unki cleavage chip jati hai. Rahul ka dhyan phone mai tha. Wo jab ye dekhta hai to mummy se kehta hai "Madam sabziyon ko thoda left le jaiye." Mummy le jati hein. "Thoda aur". Mummy aur le jati hein. Unka dhyan sabziyon par tha. Fir jab mummy ki cleavage dobara dikhne lag jati hai to Rahul kehta hai "han madam ab theek picture aa rhi hai. Ab le lijiye selfie."
Ek din mummy ek conservative saree pehni hui thi with short neck blouse. Us din jab wo ladka sabzi lekar aaya aur wo log selfie lene lage to wo kehta hai
"Are madam ye kaisi saree pehn rakhi hai aapne. Isme to aapki mere sath pic bilkul bhi acchi ni aaygi."
"Q kya kharabi hai isme"
"madam picture se hi pta chl rha hai. Dekhiye kaisi saadhi si picture aa rhi hai."
"To kya pehnun mai?
"Vaisi hi jaisi aap daily pehenti hein. Unme aap acchi lagti hein aur hum dono ki sath mai pic bhi acchi aati hai."
Mummy ko wo ladka cute lag rha tha, Unke bete ki umr ka tha. Uski baaton ko mummy playful roop mai leti hein
"Accha theek hai. Aaj khich lete hein kal se jaisi tumhe pasand hai vaisi pehnungi. Ok?"
Kabhi kabhi jab mummy fal mangwati thi to wo ladka apne samne mummy ko fal chakhne ko bolta tha ye kehkar ki dekh lijiye fal meethe to hein aur acchi quality k to hein. Mummy ko apne samne Angoor, kela, strawberry khilwata tha aur unki khate hue photo bhi leta tha ye kehkar ki aapke expressions se maalik ko pta chalega ki fal acche hein aur aapko pasand aaye. Mummy ko fal khate hue expression bhi dene padte the. Mummy k mote mote lips in falon ko gol shape mai dabaye hue bohot sexy lagte the.
Ye kela khate hue mummy k expression utne acche ni the isliye sabjiwala samajh gya mummy ko ye kele pasand ni aaye. Agli bar usne bade aur mote kele bhijwaye jo mushkil se mummy k muh mai aa rhe the. Par Mummy ne unhe khate waqt camera mai dekhte hue apne chehre aur ankhon mai khusi k expression diye warna unko lga sabjiwala agli baar aur bade kele bhijwa dega.
Ek din mummy chat par kaam kar rhi thi. Tabhi dekhti hein ki ghar ki pichli deewar par koi aadmi peshab kar rha hai. Mummy kehti hein
Mummy: Bhaisab hamari deewar par peshab q kar rhe ho.
Aadmi upar mummy ko dekhta hai, lekin na apna land andar karta na peshab karna band karta aur aise hi bolta hai
Aadmi: Mai peshab ni kar rha moot rha hun
Mummy: Are apke peshab se hamari deewar gandi ho jaygi.
Aadmi: Pehli baat mai peshab ni kar rha, wo aap bade log karte honge. Mai to mootata hun. Aur mere mootne se apka ghar ganda ho rha hai to isme apki galti hai.
Mummy: Hamari galti? Bhaisab peshab...(abtak mummy samajh chuki thi) I mean... Moot aap rhe ho hamari sampatti par aur keh rhe ho hamari galti?
Aadmi: Jee han. Aap ameer logon ne itne ghar buildingein bna di hein, itna concrete ka jungle khada kar diya hai ki gareeb k pas mootne tak ki jagah ni bachi. To mai kha jaake mutun. Aap log to apna bathroom flush kar dete ho, wo sewer mai jata hai aur sewer ka naala hamare jhuggi se hokar jaata hai. Apne apni gandgi hamare ghar chodi isliye mai bhi apni gandgi apke ghar chhodunga. Lo!! (Aur ek tez dhar chod deta hai)
Mummy uske land se nikalti tez dhar dekh rhi thi. lekin unke man mai kuch aur chl rha tha. Mummy ko uski bohot si baatein samajh ni aayi lekin ek baat samajh aa gyi ki ye aadmi ameeron aur bade logon se bohot nafrat karta hai. Zaroor kisi aise insan ne use gehri thais pohchai hogi. Mummy ko uske prati sahanubhuti hoti hai.
Mummy: dekho, sab log ek jaise ni hote. Humne ye ghar badi mehnat se banwaya hai. Hame ni pta tha hamare ghar se ganda pani naale se hote hue aapki basti se guzarta hai. Please yha peshab... i mean, please yha mat mutiye.
Aadmi: To kha jaun mootne
Mummy: Aap hmare ghar k andar moot lijiye. I mean hamare bathroom mai.
Mummy use ghar bulakar usse kuch baat karne ka moka bhi chahti thi ki uski pareshani aur nafrat ka kuch hal nikalein.
Aadmi: Mai tum logon k ghar k andar ni aana chahta. Warna mere jaane k bad kahogi kitna ganda aadmi tha saare ghar mai badbu faila di, farsh par mitti faila di, bathroom ganda kar diya. Kya yun tum logo se beizzat hone k liye mai tumhare ghar mai mootun?
Mummy: Nahi aisa bilkul bhi nhi hoga bhaisab. Mai wada karti hun mai aisa bilkul ni sochungi. Ye to mere liye sobhagya ki baat hogi k aap hamare ghar mai aayein aur mootein. Please hamare ghar mai mootiye. Mai vinti karti hun aapse.
Finally Aadmi maan jata hai aur apna bacha kucha peshab ghar k andar bathrrom mai karta hai. Bathroom se Bahar aata hai to mummy samne hi khadi thi
Aadmi: wah kya ghar hote hein tum ameero k. Ekdum chakachak.
Mummy: ji kha chakachak. Inhe chakachak rakhne mai kamar toot jati hai. Itna kaam rehta hai saaf safai ka. Vaise bhaisab aap karte kya hein?
Aadmi: meri halat dekhkar lagta hai mai kuch karta hun. (Aadmi ne bus ek phati shirt aur phati dhoti pehn rakhi thi. Neeche ghisi hui chappal. Bikhre gande baal) ye ameeron ki duniya hai. Jab chahe kaam dete hein jab chahe nikaal dete hein.
Ye sunkar mummy ko aur bura lagta hai uske liye. Mummy usko kuch kaam dena chahti hein ki kuch kamayga to behtar hoga uske liye. Mummy ko zaroorat bhi thi ek helper/nokar ki aur mummy kafi time se soch rhi thi ek naukar ya naukraani rakhne ki.
Mummy: aap chahe to hamare ghar kaam kar sakte hein. Jaisa maine bataya bohot kaam rehta hai, mujse to akele kiya ni jata.
Aadmi: aap chahti ho mai aapka nokar banu. Aap bade logo ki gulami karun. Aap mujhe nokar banakar mujhe kaam dekar ehsan karna chahti hein. Mai aap logo ka nokar kabhi ni banunga.
Mummy (jhat se kuch sochte hue): are ni nokar ni. Madadgaar. Jaisa maine bataya mujse itna kaam ni hota, bhaari saman ni uthaya jata. Mujhe isme madad chahiye. Kya ek bade ghar ki aurat ko aapse madad chahiye aur wo aapse madad maang rhi hai to aap uski madad ni karoge?
Aadmi (kafi sochne k baad): Aapka baat mujhe acchi lagi. Kisi bade ghar k vyakti ko meri madad chahiye ho to mai uspar ye ehsan zaroor karunga. Lekin aapke yha madad karne ki meri kuch sharte hongi.
Mummy: ji bataiye
Aadmi:
1) Mere rehne, kapde pehnne, jeene k tareeke mai koi hastakshep ni karega. Mai jaise rehte aaya hun vaise hi rahunga.
2) mera khana aap banayngi, mujhe khana banana ni aata. Mai to thele, dhabe walo se maang kar khata hun.
3) Har subah aap chai nashta mere kamre mai layngi aur mere sath nashta karengi. Aapko us din ghar mai jin jin kaamom mai mada ki zaroorat ho mujhe nashta karte hue bta dena mai badme kar dunga.
Mummy uski sab sharte maan jati hein. Mummy uski madad karne aur nafrat kam karne k liye desperate thi. Usko ghar k bagal mai servant quarter diya jata hai rehne k liye. Asal mai wo ek store room hi tha. Simple chota sa karma. Ab har roz subah mummy jati hai servant quarter mai. Wo gate par kundi ni lagata, uske paas khone k liye kuch ni tha. Mummy hi use jagati hai, chai nashta deti hai aur uske sath uske palang par baithkar nashta karti hein. Nashta karte hue wo use bta deti hein aaj use kya kya kaam karna hai ("kin kin kamo mai aapki madad chaiye" - to use mummy's words). Wo pehle apni fati shirt aur lungi pehnkar sota tha. Kuch time mai lungi mai sone lga. Aur kuch time baad keval kacche mai. Finally usne kaccha bhi utar diya aur yun hi sone lga. Mummy roz subah use nanga hi sote dekhti aur jagati. Wo nanga hi chai nashta karta mummy k samne. Usse pehle toilet jata aur hath bhi ni dhota. Lekin kuch keh ni sakte the qki uski shart thi lifestyle wali. Ek bar mummy keh bhi deti hein
Mummy: Tum bina kapdo k q sote ho? Kuch pehn q ni lete?
Aadmi: Madam maine aapse kha tha mere jeenay k tareeke mai hastakshep ni karengi
Mummy (quickly): Are ni mai hastakshep ni kar rhi bus puch rhi hun
Aadmi: Fir theek hai. Mujhe garmi lagti hai kapdo mai sote hue
Mummy: Mai fan lagwa deti hun aapke room mai
Aadmi: Ni mujhe ye fan shan ki aadat ni daalni. Mujhe prakartik rup se jeena pasand hai. Kal aap mujhe nikal dengi ya mai chhod kar chla jaunga to fir mujhe bina fan k hi jeena padega fir q aadat bigadu
Ab iska kya jawab deti mummy. Wo chup ho jaati hein aur roz subah usko aur uske lambe mote land ko nanga dekhti hein, uske nange k samne baithkar nashta karti hein.
Mummy chai ni peeti thi keval nashta mai kuch khati thi to wo usi ki plate se kha leti thi jaise namkeen, pakode. Kai bar wo toilet se aane k bad khate waqt khud apne hath se plate se pakoda, biscuit mummy ko pakdata tha. Mummy bechari ye sochkar ki mna karne par uski heen bhavna aur badh jaygi uske gande harho se wo pakoda le leti thi aur kha bhi leti thi.
Wo peshab karne yahi wahi bahar jata tha qki quarter mai toilet ni tha. Mummy use ghar k bathroom use karne ko kehti hai. Wo kehta hai usse roka ni jata isiliye us din bhi ghar k piche kar rha tha agar ghar ka bathroom use karega to koi rok tok ya der ni honi chahiye wha. Mom agreed. Ek din mummy nha rhi thi wo bathroom k darwaze par aa jata hai aur knock karta hai. Mummy ko samajh ni aata kya karein. Wo aur zor se knock karta hai. Mummy ko uska na rok paane ka issue aur uski bathroom wali condition yaad thi. Mummy hadbadi mai ek sari ki layer lapet leti hein, without bra blouse, aur uske liye gate khol deti hein. Wo andar akar toilet mai peshab karne lagta hai. Mummy bus use dekhe ja rhi thi. Aisa lag rha tha maano mummy ka usko nanga dekhna aur yha tak ki peshab karte dekhna aam si baat ho gyi ho. Jab ho jata hai to Bina hath doye ya pani daale jaane lagta hai. Uska abhi bhi tapak rha tha. Mummy ye dekh rhi thi. Mummy kehti hai apka tapak rha hai aise to bahar ganda ho jayga please ise jhaad lijiye. Wo mummy k samne khade ho jhadne lagta hai jisse kuch chite mummy par bhi gir jaati hein aur chala jata hai. Mummy sochti hein uff bechara kitna nasamajh insan hai. Gareebi aur na padhlikh pane ki wajah se khud ko saaf suthra rakhna aur basic manners bhi ni seekh paya. Mai isko sabhya banaungi. Fir mummy khud ko jha chite giri thi wha paani se saaf karti hein, aur toilet mai bhi paani dalkar uska peshab saaf karti hein.
Mummy k samjhane par bhi wo aksar yun hi bathroom se tapkaata hua chla jata tha aur fir mummy ko uska peshab saaf karna padta tha. Aur toilet mai paani to wo kabhi daalta hi nhi tha. Wo bhi mummy hi uske jaane k bad dalti thi.
Sabziwala: Madam kya hua aap 3-4 din se aayi ni
Mummy: Ji wo pair mai thodi chot lag gyi thi. To chala ni ja rha tha. Isliye mai sabzi bhi gali mai aane wale rehdiwale se le li. I'm sorry Mohansingh ji maine apna promise toda.
Sabziwale ka naam mohansingh tha.
Sabziwala: Ye kaisi baat kar rhi hein aap madam. Balki mujhe to narazgi hai aapne mujhe ni bataya, mai sabzi aapke ghar bhijwa deta. Aap mujhe bus list aur address message kar dijiye, mai lekar aata hun aapke ghar.
Mummy: Are aap q takleef karte hein mere liye
Sabziwale: Madam aap hamari itni purani grahak hein. aapki seva se hame khushi milegi takleef ni. Aap bus list bhej diya kijiye. Aage se mai ya mera koi aadmi aapke ghar aa jaya karega saman lekar. Wo kya kehte hein ajkal... han free home delivery.
Mummy uske kehne par maan jati hein aur list bhej deti hein. Aadhe ghante mein sabziwala pohch jata hai mummy k ghar aur sabzi aur fruits de deta hai. Sath hi ye bhi kehta hai ki aage se unko jo bhi mangana ho wo bus whatsapp par message kardein.
Do din baad mummy ko fir kuch sabziyan mangani thi to wo sabziwale k bataye anusaar use message kar deti hein. Lekin is baar sabziyan lekar mohansingh ni aata balki ek young ladka aata hai. Mummy puchti hai wo kon hai to wo batata hai ki uska naam Rahul hai aur wo mohansingh k liye kaam karta hai aur unhone hi use bheja hai. Mummy usko andar bulati hein aur use paise dekar sabziyon ka packet le leti hein. Lekin wo jata ni. Mummy puchti hein to wo kehta hai madam kuch aur bhi hai aap maalik se puch lijiye. Mummy Sabziwale ko puchne hi wali thi ki udhar se sabziwale ka hi message mummy k pas aa jata hai
Sabziwala: Madam mai ek ladke ko bhej rha hun aapki sabziyan lekar. Jab wo aapko sabziyan de de to ek selfie le lena jisme aap, wo ladka aur sabziyan teeno hon. Aur mujhe bhej dena. Ye ensure karne k liye hai ki wo ladka sara samaan theek se deliver kar rha hai aur kuch idhar udhar ni kar rha ya chura ni rha. Mujhe umeed hai aap samjhengi.
Mummy ko bhi sabzi wale ki baat shi lagti hai ki wo bus delivery verify kar rhe hein aur apne worker ko control mai rakh rhe hein. So wo selfie k liye ready ho jaati hein. Mummy us ladke ko apne pass bulati hein, ek hath mein sabzi ka bag le leti hein dusre mai phone aur selfie lene ki koshish karti hein. Ab jaisa maine bataya mummy phone vagerah zyada to chalati ni thi so unhe selfie lene k pose bhi ni aate the. Unhe to bus ek do hi pose aate the jo autowale ne sikhaye the. So mummy waisa hi karti hein. Wo mobile ko upar utha leti hein jisse again unka pallu sarak jata hai aur ek blouse cup full expose ho jata hai. Is bar mummy ne apni hi ek saree pehni thi jiske sath as usual deep neck blouse tha. To is baar blouse cup k saath cleavage bhi thodi expose ho jati hai. As you know selfie upar se lene par zyada width ni cover hoti isliye mummy us ladke ko aur paas bula leti hein. Ab wo ladka mummy k bilkul kareeb tha, uske kandhe mummy k kandon se touch ho rhe the. Mummy dusre hath mai li hui sabzi ki thaili ko aur upar utha leti hein aur jab teeno frame mai aa jate hein to wo selfie le leti hein. Mummy wo selfie sabziwale ko bhej deti hein aur ladka chla jata hai.
Aage se har baar jab ladka aata hai mummy ko uske sath selfie bhejni padti hai. Pics mai aisa lagta hai mano ladka har bar mummy ka aur physically kareeb aata jata hai. Ek baar to wo itna kareeb aa gya ki sabziyan hi dhak gyi aur mummy ko ko kehna pda
Mummy: Are Rahul, sabziyan to aane do picture mai.
Rahul: Madam app sabziyon ko aur upar kar lijiye
Mummy sabziyan aur upar karti hein aur apne boobs k aage le aati hein jisse unki cleavage chip jati hai. Rahul ka dhyan phone mai tha. Wo jab ye dekhta hai to mummy se kehta hai "Madam sabziyon ko thoda left le jaiye." Mummy le jati hein. "Thoda aur". Mummy aur le jati hein. Unka dhyan sabziyon par tha. Fir jab mummy ki cleavage dobara dikhne lag jati hai to Rahul kehta hai "han madam ab theek picture aa rhi hai. Ab le lijiye selfie."
Ek din mummy ek conservative saree pehni hui thi with short neck blouse. Us din jab wo ladka sabzi lekar aaya aur wo log selfie lene lage to wo kehta hai
"Are madam ye kaisi saree pehn rakhi hai aapne. Isme to aapki mere sath pic bilkul bhi acchi ni aaygi."
"Q kya kharabi hai isme"
"madam picture se hi pta chl rha hai. Dekhiye kaisi saadhi si picture aa rhi hai."
"To kya pehnun mai?
"Vaisi hi jaisi aap daily pehenti hein. Unme aap acchi lagti hein aur hum dono ki sath mai pic bhi acchi aati hai."
Mummy ko wo ladka cute lag rha tha, Unke bete ki umr ka tha. Uski baaton ko mummy playful roop mai leti hein
"Accha theek hai. Aaj khich lete hein kal se jaisi tumhe pasand hai vaisi pehnungi. Ok?"
Kabhi kabhi jab mummy fal mangwati thi to wo ladka apne samne mummy ko fal chakhne ko bolta tha ye kehkar ki dekh lijiye fal meethe to hein aur acchi quality k to hein. Mummy ko apne samne Angoor, kela, strawberry khilwata tha aur unki khate hue photo bhi leta tha ye kehkar ki aapke expressions se maalik ko pta chalega ki fal acche hein aur aapko pasand aaye. Mummy ko fal khate hue expression bhi dene padte the. Mummy k mote mote lips in falon ko gol shape mai dabaye hue bohot sexy lagte the.
Ye kela khate hue mummy k expression utne acche ni the isliye sabjiwala samajh gya mummy ko ye kele pasand ni aaye. Agli bar usne bade aur mote kele bhijwaye jo mushkil se mummy k muh mai aa rhe the. Par Mummy ne unhe khate waqt camera mai dekhte hue apne chehre aur ankhon mai khusi k expression diye warna unko lga sabjiwala agli baar aur bade kele bhijwa dega.
Ek din mummy chat par kaam kar rhi thi. Tabhi dekhti hein ki ghar ki pichli deewar par koi aadmi peshab kar rha hai. Mummy kehti hein
Mummy: Bhaisab hamari deewar par peshab q kar rhe ho.
Aadmi upar mummy ko dekhta hai, lekin na apna land andar karta na peshab karna band karta aur aise hi bolta hai
Aadmi: Mai peshab ni kar rha moot rha hun
Mummy: Are apke peshab se hamari deewar gandi ho jaygi.
Aadmi: Pehli baat mai peshab ni kar rha, wo aap bade log karte honge. Mai to mootata hun. Aur mere mootne se apka ghar ganda ho rha hai to isme apki galti hai.
Mummy: Hamari galti? Bhaisab peshab...(abtak mummy samajh chuki thi) I mean... Moot aap rhe ho hamari sampatti par aur keh rhe ho hamari galti?
Aadmi: Jee han. Aap ameer logon ne itne ghar buildingein bna di hein, itna concrete ka jungle khada kar diya hai ki gareeb k pas mootne tak ki jagah ni bachi. To mai kha jaake mutun. Aap log to apna bathroom flush kar dete ho, wo sewer mai jata hai aur sewer ka naala hamare jhuggi se hokar jaata hai. Apne apni gandgi hamare ghar chodi isliye mai bhi apni gandgi apke ghar chhodunga. Lo!! (Aur ek tez dhar chod deta hai)
Mummy uske land se nikalti tez dhar dekh rhi thi. lekin unke man mai kuch aur chl rha tha. Mummy ko uski bohot si baatein samajh ni aayi lekin ek baat samajh aa gyi ki ye aadmi ameeron aur bade logon se bohot nafrat karta hai. Zaroor kisi aise insan ne use gehri thais pohchai hogi. Mummy ko uske prati sahanubhuti hoti hai.
Mummy: dekho, sab log ek jaise ni hote. Humne ye ghar badi mehnat se banwaya hai. Hame ni pta tha hamare ghar se ganda pani naale se hote hue aapki basti se guzarta hai. Please yha peshab... i mean, please yha mat mutiye.
Aadmi: To kha jaun mootne
Mummy: Aap hmare ghar k andar moot lijiye. I mean hamare bathroom mai.
Mummy use ghar bulakar usse kuch baat karne ka moka bhi chahti thi ki uski pareshani aur nafrat ka kuch hal nikalein.
Aadmi: Mai tum logon k ghar k andar ni aana chahta. Warna mere jaane k bad kahogi kitna ganda aadmi tha saare ghar mai badbu faila di, farsh par mitti faila di, bathroom ganda kar diya. Kya yun tum logo se beizzat hone k liye mai tumhare ghar mai mootun?
Mummy: Nahi aisa bilkul bhi nhi hoga bhaisab. Mai wada karti hun mai aisa bilkul ni sochungi. Ye to mere liye sobhagya ki baat hogi k aap hamare ghar mai aayein aur mootein. Please hamare ghar mai mootiye. Mai vinti karti hun aapse.
Finally Aadmi maan jata hai aur apna bacha kucha peshab ghar k andar bathrrom mai karta hai. Bathroom se Bahar aata hai to mummy samne hi khadi thi
Aadmi: wah kya ghar hote hein tum ameero k. Ekdum chakachak.
Mummy: ji kha chakachak. Inhe chakachak rakhne mai kamar toot jati hai. Itna kaam rehta hai saaf safai ka. Vaise bhaisab aap karte kya hein?
Aadmi: meri halat dekhkar lagta hai mai kuch karta hun. (Aadmi ne bus ek phati shirt aur phati dhoti pehn rakhi thi. Neeche ghisi hui chappal. Bikhre gande baal) ye ameeron ki duniya hai. Jab chahe kaam dete hein jab chahe nikaal dete hein.
Ye sunkar mummy ko aur bura lagta hai uske liye. Mummy usko kuch kaam dena chahti hein ki kuch kamayga to behtar hoga uske liye. Mummy ko zaroorat bhi thi ek helper/nokar ki aur mummy kafi time se soch rhi thi ek naukar ya naukraani rakhne ki.
Mummy: aap chahe to hamare ghar kaam kar sakte hein. Jaisa maine bataya bohot kaam rehta hai, mujse to akele kiya ni jata.
Aadmi: aap chahti ho mai aapka nokar banu. Aap bade logo ki gulami karun. Aap mujhe nokar banakar mujhe kaam dekar ehsan karna chahti hein. Mai aap logo ka nokar kabhi ni banunga.
Mummy (jhat se kuch sochte hue): are ni nokar ni. Madadgaar. Jaisa maine bataya mujse itna kaam ni hota, bhaari saman ni uthaya jata. Mujhe isme madad chahiye. Kya ek bade ghar ki aurat ko aapse madad chahiye aur wo aapse madad maang rhi hai to aap uski madad ni karoge?
Aadmi (kafi sochne k baad): Aapka baat mujhe acchi lagi. Kisi bade ghar k vyakti ko meri madad chahiye ho to mai uspar ye ehsan zaroor karunga. Lekin aapke yha madad karne ki meri kuch sharte hongi.
Mummy: ji bataiye
Aadmi:
1) Mere rehne, kapde pehnne, jeene k tareeke mai koi hastakshep ni karega. Mai jaise rehte aaya hun vaise hi rahunga.
2) mera khana aap banayngi, mujhe khana banana ni aata. Mai to thele, dhabe walo se maang kar khata hun.
3) Har subah aap chai nashta mere kamre mai layngi aur mere sath nashta karengi. Aapko us din ghar mai jin jin kaamom mai mada ki zaroorat ho mujhe nashta karte hue bta dena mai badme kar dunga.
Mummy uski sab sharte maan jati hein. Mummy uski madad karne aur nafrat kam karne k liye desperate thi. Usko ghar k bagal mai servant quarter diya jata hai rehne k liye. Asal mai wo ek store room hi tha. Simple chota sa karma. Ab har roz subah mummy jati hai servant quarter mai. Wo gate par kundi ni lagata, uske paas khone k liye kuch ni tha. Mummy hi use jagati hai, chai nashta deti hai aur uske sath uske palang par baithkar nashta karti hein. Nashta karte hue wo use bta deti hein aaj use kya kya kaam karna hai ("kin kin kamo mai aapki madad chaiye" - to use mummy's words). Wo pehle apni fati shirt aur lungi pehnkar sota tha. Kuch time mai lungi mai sone lga. Aur kuch time baad keval kacche mai. Finally usne kaccha bhi utar diya aur yun hi sone lga. Mummy roz subah use nanga hi sote dekhti aur jagati. Wo nanga hi chai nashta karta mummy k samne. Usse pehle toilet jata aur hath bhi ni dhota. Lekin kuch keh ni sakte the qki uski shart thi lifestyle wali. Ek bar mummy keh bhi deti hein
Mummy: Tum bina kapdo k q sote ho? Kuch pehn q ni lete?
Aadmi: Madam maine aapse kha tha mere jeenay k tareeke mai hastakshep ni karengi
Mummy (quickly): Are ni mai hastakshep ni kar rhi bus puch rhi hun
Aadmi: Fir theek hai. Mujhe garmi lagti hai kapdo mai sote hue
Mummy: Mai fan lagwa deti hun aapke room mai
Aadmi: Ni mujhe ye fan shan ki aadat ni daalni. Mujhe prakartik rup se jeena pasand hai. Kal aap mujhe nikal dengi ya mai chhod kar chla jaunga to fir mujhe bina fan k hi jeena padega fir q aadat bigadu
Ab iska kya jawab deti mummy. Wo chup ho jaati hein aur roz subah usko aur uske lambe mote land ko nanga dekhti hein, uske nange k samne baithkar nashta karti hein.
Mummy chai ni peeti thi keval nashta mai kuch khati thi to wo usi ki plate se kha leti thi jaise namkeen, pakode. Kai bar wo toilet se aane k bad khate waqt khud apne hath se plate se pakoda, biscuit mummy ko pakdata tha. Mummy bechari ye sochkar ki mna karne par uski heen bhavna aur badh jaygi uske gande harho se wo pakoda le leti thi aur kha bhi leti thi.
Wo peshab karne yahi wahi bahar jata tha qki quarter mai toilet ni tha. Mummy use ghar k bathroom use karne ko kehti hai. Wo kehta hai usse roka ni jata isiliye us din bhi ghar k piche kar rha tha agar ghar ka bathroom use karega to koi rok tok ya der ni honi chahiye wha. Mom agreed. Ek din mummy nha rhi thi wo bathroom k darwaze par aa jata hai aur knock karta hai. Mummy ko samajh ni aata kya karein. Wo aur zor se knock karta hai. Mummy ko uska na rok paane ka issue aur uski bathroom wali condition yaad thi. Mummy hadbadi mai ek sari ki layer lapet leti hein, without bra blouse, aur uske liye gate khol deti hein. Wo andar akar toilet mai peshab karne lagta hai. Mummy bus use dekhe ja rhi thi. Aisa lag rha tha maano mummy ka usko nanga dekhna aur yha tak ki peshab karte dekhna aam si baat ho gyi ho. Jab ho jata hai to Bina hath doye ya pani daale jaane lagta hai. Uska abhi bhi tapak rha tha. Mummy ye dekh rhi thi. Mummy kehti hai apka tapak rha hai aise to bahar ganda ho jayga please ise jhaad lijiye. Wo mummy k samne khade ho jhadne lagta hai jisse kuch chite mummy par bhi gir jaati hein aur chala jata hai. Mummy sochti hein uff bechara kitna nasamajh insan hai. Gareebi aur na padhlikh pane ki wajah se khud ko saaf suthra rakhna aur basic manners bhi ni seekh paya. Mai isko sabhya banaungi. Fir mummy khud ko jha chite giri thi wha paani se saaf karti hein, aur toilet mai bhi paani dalkar uska peshab saaf karti hein.
Mummy k samjhane par bhi wo aksar yun hi bathroom se tapkaata hua chla jata tha aur fir mummy ko uska peshab saaf karna padta tha. Aur toilet mai paani to wo kabhi daalta hi nhi tha. Wo bhi mummy hi uske jaane k bad dalti thi.
