Update 08

Shaadi ki raunak lagi huyi thi. nidhi khub enjoy kar rahi thi. enjoy kare bhi kyon na aakhir uske devar raman ki shaadi jo thi. har taraf jashan ka maahol tha. gagan nidhi ke saath photos kheenchva raha tha. nidhi bhi khub hans hans kar pose de rahi thi.

“bahut achhe lag rahe ho tum dono.”unhe peeche se awaaj aayi.

“arey chacha ji aap. Mujhe laga aap nahi aayenge.” Gagan ne kaha.

Nidhi aur chacha ki nazre takrayi aur nidhi ne aankho hi aankho mein apni nafrat ka ijhaar kar diya.

“aata kyon ne beta. Tumhari shaadi mein to nahi aa paaya tha. raman ki shaadi mein to aana hi tha.”

“achha kiya jo aap aa gaye. Pita ji aapko dekh kar bahut khus honge.”gagan nidhi ko vahi chhod kar apne pita jagmohan ko bulane chala gaya.

“kaisi hai tu.” Chacha ne nidhi ke kaan mein kaha.

“tum yaha kya kar rahe ho dehati. Dur ki ristedari hai na tumhari....oh haan free ki rotiya todne ki aadat hai na tumhe isliye chale aaye yaha. Huh.” Nidhi ne tyoriya chaddha kar kaha.

“tu bilkul nahi badli meri rani. Ye sab chhod ye bata dubara kab degi mujhe. Yaha sirf tere liye hi aaya hun main. Nahi to mujhe shaadi vaadi mein jaane ka shonk nahi hai. Apni shaadi to huyi nahi...isliye dusro ki shaadi mein jaana achha nahi lagta mujhe.”

“agar tumne dubara koyi bhi aisi vaisi harkat ki mere saath to dekhna tumhara vo hasr karungi main ki jeendagi bhar yaad rakhoge.”

“hasr to maine kiya tha tumhari bechari choot ka. Khub jor jor se maari thi tere hi ghar mein. Aur tu apni marji se mere neeche padi thi.”

“apni marji se nahi padi thi. tumne mujhe daboch rakha tha.”

“hahaha....daboch nahi rakha tha meri rani maine bas tumhari bheedi choot mein apna mota lund phansa rakha tha. ab ye mat kahna ki tumhe maja nahi aaya tha. bade pyar se di thi tumne. Itne pyar se kisi ne nahi di mujhe hihihihihi.”

Nidhi use gaaliya bakne wali thi ki jagmohan uske sasur vaha aa gaye.

“arey raghav...kaise ho bhai. Beti raghav bachpan ka dost hai mera. Apne sage bhai se bhi jyada pyar karta hun main ise.” Jagmohan ne nidhi se kaha.

“jagmohan bahut achha intezaam kar rakha hai tumne bhai. Kya baat hai.”raghav ne kaha.

“haan aao...tumhe dusre mehmanon se milvata hun.” Raghav nidhi ki taraf dekhta huva jagmohan ke saath chala gaya.

Nidhi gagan ki talaash mein nikal padi, “kaha chale gaye ye mujhe akela chhod kar. Sahi maayno mein to inhone hi fansaya hai mujhe musibat mein.”

Raat ghir aayi thi. ghar mein har taraf chahal pahal thi. nidhi ko gagan kahi bhi deekhayi nahi de raha tha.

“inhe chatt par ghumna pasand hai. Chatt par jaakar dekhti hun.” Nidhi chatt ki taraf chal padi. Magar gagan chatt par bhi nazar nahi aaya. Shaadi ki bheed bhaad se chatt ka shaant mahaul nidhi ko achacha laga isliye usne kuch der vahi rukne ka faisla kiya. abhi koyi paanch minute hi huve the ki use seedhiyon se kisi ke upar aane ki awaaj sunayi di. Usne gaur kiya to vo saham gayi. “arey ye to kambakhat dehaati hai.” magar jab use kisi aur ki bhi awaaj sunayi di to use tassalli huyi ki sukar hai chacha akela upar nahi aa raha. koyi saath hoga to vo aisi aisi vaisi harkast nahi karega.

Chacha ne nidhi ko dekha aur bola, “arey nidhi beti tum akeli yaha kya kar rahi ho.” “kuch nahi chacha ji main bas yu hi tahalne ayi thi” nidhi ne tahjeeb se jawaab diya, varna to use gaaliya deti. Chacha ke saath koyi tha isliye use tahjeeb mein hi rahna tha.

“inse milo beti, ye mera bahut achacha dost hai, madhav. Mera langotiya yaar hai. aur madhav ye hai nidhi, mere bhatije gagan ki bahu.” raghav ne parichaya diya.

Nidhi ne madhav ko haath jod kar namaste kiya. madhav hatta katta aadmi tha. uske chehre ki moochein kisi chambal ke daaku ki yaad deelati thi. naak to aisi thi ki maano kisi ne suvar ki naak kaat kar uske chehre par chipka di ho. bilkul suvar jaisi hi shakal thi uski. Ranga kaala hone ke kaaran vo aur bhi bhayanak lag raha tha. kuch ajeeb si nazro se dekh raha tha vo nidhi ko. Itna azeeb ki nidhi bhi asahaz mahsus karne lagi aur usne fauran vaha se chalne ka faisla kar liya. “achcha chacha ji main chalti hun. mujhe kuch kaam hai.” nidhi bol kar chal padi.

“arey ruko to beti…kuch baat karni thi tumse.” Chacha ne peeche se awaaj di.

“kya baat karni hai mujhse. Mujhe koyi baat nahi karni. Is dehati ka dost to is se bhi do kadam aage lagta hai. kaise dekh raha tha mujhe, jaise ki mujhe kha jaayega. Suvar kahi ka. Aise logo ko bhagvaan insaan ka sharir kyon deta hai. suvar hi bana dete bhagvaan to achacha tha.” nidhi seedhiyon se utarte vakt soch rahi thi.

Nidhi seedhiyon se utar kar neeche aayi to use dhyaan aaya, “arey aaj to india-pakistan ka match hai. gagan jaroor raman ke kamre mein match dekh raha hoga.” Nidhi ne socha aur vo raman ke kamre ki taraf chal di. Use khud bhi match dekhne ka bahut shonk tha. vo aksar gagan ke saath ghar par hi match dekhti thi. dono saath baith kar soft drink aur popcorn ka aanand lete the. Nidhi raman ke kamre mein pahunchi to dang rah gayi. kamra khacha khach bhara tha. gagan khud khada ho kar match dekh raha tha. shaadi ka maahol tha. sabhi mehmaan aa chuke the. Aise mein india-pakistan ke match mein bheed kaise nahi hogi. Nidhi bhi gagan ke saath khadi ho gayi.

“wow….chhakka…” sahwaag ke chhkke pe nidhi taaliya peetne lagi. Uski taali seetiyon mein kahi kho si gayi. achanak nidhi ko apne nitambon par kisi ka haath mahsus huva. Nidhi ne gagan ko kahni maari jaise ki aankho hi aankho mein kah rahi ho ki mere nitamb mat chhedo. Magar thodi der baad nidhi ki saans gale mein atak gayi. ek haath nidhi ke nitambon par tha magar vo gagan ka haath nahi ho sakta tha, kyonki gagan ke dono haath uske sar par the, india ka wicket gir gaya tha. “hey bhagvaan ye gagan nahi koyi aur hai.” nidhi ne dheere se gardan peeche ghumayi to dang rah gayi. madhav uske peeche khada muskura raha tha. aur to aur usne nidhi ki taraf aankh bhi maar di. Nidhi to hairaan rah gayi. uski itni himmat kaise ho gayi ki itne logo ke saamne vo uske nitambon ko chhede. Bilkul raghav jaisa hi hai ye kamina. nidhi ka pati vahi uske saath hi khada hai magar use koyi farak nahi padta use to bas nidhi ki gaand hi deekhayi de rahi hai. kamre mein jaise aur koyi hai hi nahi. Ab itne logo ke saamne nidhi bole bhi to kya bole.

“lagta hai aaj bhi india haarega.” Madhav ne hanste huve kaha.

“aisa kaise kah sakte ho tum. Dafa ho jaao yaha se.” nidhi cheella kar boli.

Kamre mein upasthit sabhi log nidhi ki awaaj sun kar tv chhod kar uski taraf dekhne lage. Gagan bhi hairaan tha ki aakhir nidhi ne aise react kyon kiya.

“calm down nidhi, ye chacha ji ke dost hain. Aur ye sirf match hi to hai. aisa nahi bolte. Sorry bolo inhe.” Gagan ne kaha.

Ye khub hai. madhav nidhi ki gaand se khele sareaam aur sorry bole nidhi. Kya nidhi ko koyi bhi kabhi bhi chhed sakta hai. aisa nahi hoga. Nidhi kisi ko sorry nahi bolegi. Magar gagan ki baat taalne ka matlab tha ghar mein kalesh karna. Isliye nidhi ne kuch der ki chuppi ke baad madhav ko sorry bol diya.

“maaf kijiye…mujhse galti ho gayi.” nidhi ne bina peeche mude kaha.

“koyi baat nahi beta. Bado ka farz hai ki chhoto ki baat ki dil se na lagaaye.” Madhav ne kaha. Magar kisi ne bhi ye dhyaan nahi diya ki madhav ka daayan haath kahaan hai. madhav ka daayan haath nidhi ke nitamb ke daayein bhaag ko daboch raha tha. lekin sabko uska haath nahi deekhayi de raha tha. sirf uska muh deekh raha tha jis se vo badi badi baate kar raha tha.

Nidhi bebas si vahi khadi rahi. Agar us vakt vaha se chal deti to gagan ko lagta ki vo us se naraaj ho kar chali gayi. vo na jaane kya sochta ki kyon chali gayi nidhi. Vo vahi khadi rahi. Madhav baari baai se nidhi ke nitambon ki dono golaeeyon ko naapta raha. kabhi sahlata aur kabhi masalta aur kabhi chutki bhi maarta. Nidhi ke liye cricket match khatam ho chuka tha. uska dhyaan puri tarah uske peeche khade suvar par tha jo badi besharmi se bheed bhare kamre mein uske nitambon ka maja le raha tha.

nidhi ab gusse se tilmila rahi thi. “kaise koi mere sath aisa kar sakta hai.” Usne phir zor se nidhi ki gaand ko dabaya..magar is baar nidhi ne uska hath pakad liya. Nidhi ke mulayam haath ko apne mardana haath par mahsus karke woh shayad aur uttejit ho gaya aur usne nidhi ke kaan mein kaha laga, “kya baat hai meri rani. Sach mein bahut mulayam gaand hai tumhari. Zee karta hai ki bas is gaand se khelta rahun.” Ye sunte hi nidhi bokhla gayi aur usne zorse uske hatho ko noch diya..aur peeche mud ke kaha, “khun pee jaaungi tera agar dubara kuch bole to.” wo phir shant ho gaya aur uska chehra utar gaya. khushi hui nidhi ko apni bahaduri pe ki usne use khudki manmani nahi karne di.

Magar na jaane kaha se nidhi ko achanak vo din yaad aa gaya jab uske paanv mein moch aa gayi thi aur chacha uski moch utaar raha tha. Shayad madhav ki harkaton ke kaaran use chacha ki kartootein yaad aa rahi thi. Khaaskar nidhi ke man mein vo scene ek picture ki bhaanti daud gaya jab nidhi ke nitamb chacha ki nazro ke saamne nange the aur chacha uski moch utaarne ke bahaane na jaane uske bekasoor nitambon ke saath kya kya kar raha tha.

ye picture us din ke vaakye ko bahut achache se bayaan kar rahi hai. Yahi picture nidhi ki aankhon mein ghum rahi thi. Chacha ka mota tagda lund, nidhi ki maasum gaand ke dwar par dastak de raha tha jabki nidhi pair ki moch se pareshaan chacha ke neeche padi karaah rahi thi. Badi muskil se taala tha us din nidhi ne raghav ko nahi to vo kambakhat uski gaand maar hi leta. Kahi ye madhav nidhi ki gaand ke peeche to nahi hai. Ye khyaal aate hi nidhi vartmaan mein aa gayi. “Nahi nahi main aisa hargiz nahi hone dungi. Main dubara kisi dehaati ke changul mein nahi phasungi. Is suvar ke to bilkul bhi nahi.”

achanak logon ka jamawara aur hone laga. bheed ki wajah se nidhi ko aur peeche khisakna pada magar tabhi use jor ka jhatka laga. Ek bahut hi kathor si cheez nidhi ke nitambon ki daraar mein phans gayi. Jaise hi nidhi ko khyaal aaya ki ye is suvar ka lund hai vo fauran kuch is tarah se hili ki madhav ka lund uske nitambon ki daraar se hat jaaye. Magar is sab ke dauraan madhav shayad phir se mood mein aa gaya aur usne ek baar phir nidhi ke nitambon ki golayi ko apne majboot haathon mein thaam liya aur nidhi ke kaano mein bola, “agar ye saree na pahni hoti tumne to mera lund teri gaand mein ghus jaata. Sach mein bada maja aata mujhe. Degi na tu mujhe gaand. Raghav ko to tune sirf chut hi di hai, mujhe gaand bhi deni padegi.”

Ye sab sunte hi nidhi saham gayi... use ye sab kaise pata chal gaya. man hi man mein nidhi chacha ko kosne lagi. ab vo thodi ghabra bhi gayi. Agar chacha wali baat kisi aur ko pata chal gayi to vo barbaad ho jaayegi.

Nidhi ko khoya dekh, mauke ka fayda uthaate huve madhav ne nidhi ki saree thodi upar utha di…aur uske kano mein bola, “chal kahi tanhaayi mein chalte hain. Puri tassalli karunga teri. Raghav se bhi jyada maja dunga tujhe.” Nidhi gusse mein peeche mudi aur dheere se boli, “tum jaise suvar se main baat tak karna pasand nahi karti.”

“baat mat karna meri jaan, bas soori ki tarah is suvar ko apne upar chaddhne dena. Baaki main dekh lunga.” Nidhi se use phir se ghoor kar dekha. Uske chehre par ghinoni muskaan thi.

who ab had paar kar raha tha…who nidhi ke kaano mein lagatar ashleel baatein kar raha th achanak vo bola ki tum nahi janana chahti ki chacha ne tumhare bare mein kya kya bola hai. Ye shun kar nidhi ab utsuk ho gayi jaanane ko. Madhav ne dheere se kaha, “usne kaha ki tumne bahut achche se di thi use, kya ye sach hai.” Ye sunte hi nidhi ka khoon khaul gaya. “ bakwaas hai yeh” nidhi ne dheere se gusse mein kaha. “theek hai gussa kyun hoti ho..main bas wahi kah raha hun jo usne kaha…aur nahi janana chahti ki kya kaha usne tumhare baare mein.”

“Mujhe kuch nahi sunana. Apni bakwaas band karo” nidhi ne kaha. Magar madhav chup nahi huva.

“raghav kah raha tha ki une tumhari chuchiyon ko choosa tha aur tumhe bada maja aaya tha. Kah raha tha ki tumhare angoor sakht ho gaye the uske muh mein. Aur to aur vo kah raha tha ki usne tumhari gaand mein bhi apna paani chhoda tha. Samajh mein nahi aata ki bina gaand maare usne tumhaari gaand mein paani kaise chhod diya. Bataao na ye kaise kiya usne.” “usne moch utaarte vakt chalaaki ki thi mere saath.” Fauran nidhi ke muh se nikla. Magar phir vo pachtayi ki vo is suvar ke sawal ka jawab kyon de baithi. Sach to ye tha ki madhav ki baatein kuch ajeeb sa asar kar rahi thi nidhi par.

“jo bhi ho tumhari gaand ne raghav ke lund ka paani to piya tha na. Haye kaash koyi hamein bhi apni gaand mein yu paani chhodne de to maja aa jaaye.” Madhav ne nidhi ke nitambo ki daraar par haath pheerate huve kaha.

ye sab sun kar nidhi ki to saans atak gayi. na chahte hue bhi uske sharir mein kapkapi mach gayi.

kisi ko aas paas bhanak bhi nahi ho rahi thi ki kya chal raha tha nidhi aur madhav ke beech. log match dekhne mein magan the. Nidhi ka sharir to madhav ke haathon ka khilona banta ja raha tha, magar usne ab tak apna deemagi santoolan nahi khoya tha. “bahut ho gaya mujhe yaha se chalna chaahiye ab. Is suvar ko aur moka nahi dena chaahiye mujhe.” nidhi ne man hi man faisla kiya aur vaha se chal di. Madhav ka chahra latak gaya. “ arey beti kaha ja rahi ho. ab to india ke jeetne ke chance lag rahe hain. Ruko na.”

gagan ne bhi nidhi ko rukne ko kaha. “ nahi chacha ji mujhe kuch kaam hai. aap dekhiye match main chalti hun.” kyonki gagan dekh raha tha nidhi ki taraf isliye use tahjib se baat karni padi.

Nidhi ko kamre se nikalte hi bathroom jaane ka pressure feel huva. Magar ye kya sabhi bathroom vyast the. Itni bheed thi mehmano ki aise mein bathroom ka khaali milna muskil tha. magar nidhi ka pet phata ja raha tha. sirf dau hi toilet the ghar mein. use samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya kare aur kya na kare. Vo pet pakde bechain si ghum rahi thi. achanak use khyaal aaya ki ghar ke chatt par jo store room hai usme ja kar kisi dabbe vagaira mein shushu kar legi aur baad mein use fenk degi. Par ye sab karna use kuch ajeeb sa lag raha tha, isliye uske kadam chatt ki taraf nahi badh paaye. Magar toilet mein jo koyi bhi tha vo nikalne ka naam hi nahi le raha tha. majboor ho kar nidhi ko chatt ki taraf kadam badhane hi pade.

Chatt par bana ye store room thasa thas bhara huva tha. ghar ka saara bekaar samaan yahi rakha huva tha. tuti huyi kursiyan, purani almira, purana bade wala sandook sab isi kamre mein pade the. mujhe theek to nahi lag raha tha ye sab karna magar main kya karti mera pet phata ja raha tha. main dabe paanv kamre mein ghuss gayi. magar jab darvaaja band karne lagi to mujhe jor ka jhatka laga. Darvaja bhi store mein rakhe samaan ki tarah purana ho chuka tha aur uski kundi tuti huyi thi. matlab ki main darvaja jhuka to sakti thi magar ander se use lock nahi kar sakti thi. ab main karun bhi to kya karun. maine kamre mein charo taraf nazar daudayi. Kamre mein purani almira thi. uske saath sandook bhi rakha tha. mujhe khyaal aaya ki inke peeche baith kar araam se shushu kiya ja sakta hai. ye khyaal aate hi raahat ki ek lahar mere tan badan mein daud gayi. maine chupke se baahar jhaank kar dekha. Baahar koyi nahi tha. maine darvaaja pura jhuka diya aur ek purana sa dabba utha liya jismein baith kar main araam se pee kar sakti thi. dibbe ko lekar main almira ke peeche chali gayi. maine apni saree upar uthayi, peticot ko bhi upar sarkaya aur apni panti neeche sarka kar theek dabbe ke upar apne nitambo ko jhuka diya.

Pesab karne mein main itna kho gayi ki mujhe dhyaan hi nahi raha ki koyi kamre mein aa gaya hai. darasal mujhe mere pesab ki awaaj mein kuch sunayi hi nahi diya aur aane wala vaise bhi dabe paanv aaya tha.

“haaye re kya mast gaand hai teri. Kon sa saabun lagaadi ho is par jo ye aise dudh ki tarah chamak rahi hai.” mere to pairo ke neeche se jamin nikal gayi ye sun kar.

“t..t…tum, tum yaha kya kar rahe ho.” main turant khadi ho gayi. kambakhat ne mujhe puri tarah karne bhi nahi diya tha.

“main to husn ka deedar kar raha hun meri rani, par ye bataao ki tum yaha kya kar rahi ho. tumhara moot store mein hi nikalta hai kya.” Madhav besharmi se bola.

mujhse se ye bardast nahi huva aur maine aage badh kar ek tamacha jad diya madhav ke muh par. “tum samajhte kya ho khud ko. Dafa ho jaao yaha se.”

Ek pal ko to madhav ki aankho ke aage seetare ghum gaye. phir kuch sambhal kar vo bola, “jitni jor se tune ye tamacha maara hai na, utni hi jor se teri gaand na maari to mera naam madhav nahi.”

main use kuch bolne hi wali thi ki mujhe store ke baahar kuch logo ki awaaj sunayi di. meri to saans hi atak gayi. hey bhagvaan ab kya hoga. Logo ne mujhe is suvar ke saath dekh liya to meri jeendagi barbaad ho jaayegi. na jaane log kya kya samjhenge.

“lagta hai kuch log tahalne ke liye upar aa gaye hain.” Madhav ne kaha.

“shhh chup raho tum koyi sun lega.” maine dheere se kaha.

“kitna achcha moka diya hai bhagvaan ne hamein. Hamein is moke ko ganvana nahi chaahiye.” Madhav ne dheere se kaha.

“kya matlab hai tumhara.”

“dekho na store room mein hum akele hain. Darvaja band hai. kuch bhi ho sakta hai.” madhav ne nashili awaaj mein kaha. Uski baaton mein hawas saaf deekhayi de rahi thi.

“tumhe bilkul sharam nahi aati mere saath aisi behuda baate karte huve. Kya tumhe nahi pata ki main sharif ghar ki bahu hun. aisi baate shobha nahi deti tumhe.”

“naatak mat kar mujhe sab pata hai tere baare mein.” madhav ne kaha.

“tumhe kuch nahi pata. Chupchap khade raho nahi to log sun laenge.” Maine aankhe deekhate huve kaha.

“to sun lene do mera kya jaata hai. jo bigdega tera hi bigdega.”

Uski baat mein dam tha. mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya karun. Upar se main abhi thoda hi pesab kar paayi thi aur pressure phir se badhne laga tha. ab to aur bhi musibat ho gayi thi. na main baahar ja sakti thi na hi ander rah sakti thi. magar mera pressure badhta hi ja raha tha. aakhir mujhe bolna hi pada, “tum thoda ghumoge.”

“kyon ghumu main.”

“ghum jao please mera pet phata ja raha hai.”

“pet phata ja raha hai par kyon, jyada kha liya tha kya.”

“baate mat banao, ek to ain vakt par aa kar mujhe tok diya ab baate bana rahe ho, thoda ghum jaaoge to kya bigad jaayega tumhara.”

“mere saamne kar legi moot to tera kya bigad jaayega. Vaise bhi teri gaand main dekh hi chuka hun. kar le jyada sharma mat.”

Main sharam se paani paani ho gayi. “narak mein jaaoge tum, tumhe sharam nahi aati.” Maine nazre jhuka kar kaha.

“mujhe to nahi aati par tum bahut sharma rahi ho.”

“Ghum jaao na please” maine makhan lagaate huve kaha kyonki mera pet phata ja raha tha.

“achacha theek hai main ghum jaata hun. kar le araam se.” vo ghum kar khada ho gaya.

“peeche mat mudna.” Maine dabbe ko sarkaate huve kaha. Maine araam se tassali se kiya pesab magar meri nazre usi par tiki thi. jab mere pesaab ki aahat band ho gayi to vo turant ghum gaya. maine badi jaldi ki saree neeche karne ki magar phir bhi usne meri gulabi yoni dekh hi li.”

“hi raam kya phaanke hain teri choot ki, khane ka man kar raha hai.” usne besharmi se aankh maarte huve kaha.

Main to sharam se paani paani ho gayi. mujhse kuch bhi bole nahi ban raha tha. meri laakh koshiso ke baavjud usne meri yoni dekh hi li thi aur ab aisi baate kar raha tha. saath hi saath vo besharmi se apni pant mein tane huve tambu ko sahla raha tha. mera to sharam se chehra laal ho gaya tha. agar baahar log na hote to turant vaha se chali jaati main.

“ek baar ek angrejan ki li thi maine. Uski choot ki phaanke bhi bilkul teri choot jaisi thi. bilkul gori chitti. Ek bhi baal nahi tha uski choot par.”

Main to aur bhi sharam se laal ho gayi. anjane mein mere muh se nikal gaya, “angrej kaha mili tumhe.”

“gaanv mein aayi thi vo apne pati ke saath. Uska pati koyi kya kahte hain recharach kar raha tha.”

“recharch nahi research.”

“haan haan kuch aisa hi. Main anpadh ganvar kya jaanu ye sab. Jo bhi ho bahut maja diya tha uski gulabi choot ne. teri choot ne uski yaad dila di aaj.”

Mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki koyi angrez ladki is suvar ke chakkar mein aa sakti hai. khair mujhe koyi matlab nahi tha in baaton se.

“yaar mujhe bhi pesaab aaya huva hai. main kya karun ab.”

“thodi der ruk jaao. log jaate hi honge.”

“mujhe nahi lagta ki koyi hilega yaha se abhi. Mera bhi pet phata ja raha hai. main karne ja raha hun is dabbe mein.” kahte huve usne apni zip khol li. Kahi mujhe uska aujar na dikh jaaye isliye main turant ghum gayi. usne araam se baith kar dabbe mein pesaab kiya.

“ab hamare pesaab mil gaye aapas mein. kaash ke teri choot se mera lund bhi mil jaaye aise hi hihihihi.”

Main to hairan rah gayi uski baat par. Vo moot kar khada ho gaya. main bhi vaapis ghum gayi. mujhe lag raha tha ki kahi vo apna ling baahar hi nikaale na khada ho. magar sukar hai vo ander tha. magar usne ander se hi tambu bana rakha tha uski pant mein. use dekh kar yahi lagta tha ki pant ke peeche koyi bhaari bharkam cheez hai.

“kaho to nikaal lun baahar.” Usne besharmi se tambu ko sahlate huve kaha.

Maine turant sharam se apni nazre ghuma li.

“lagta hai tu dekhna chaahti hain mere laude ko magar kahne se sharma rahi hai. le nikaal raha hun tere liye main ise.” Aur usne apni zip kholni shuru kar di.

“nahi nahi aisa kuch nahi hai. main to aise hi bas.”

“aise hi bas kya? Bolo nahi to nikaal lunga.”

“hairaan thi itne bade tambu ko dekh kar.” mujhe bolna hi pada.

“lund bada ho to aisa hi tambu banta hai hihihihi.” Aur usne ek jhatke mein apne ling ko meri aankho ke saamne jhula diya. Phir maine jo dekha meri to aankhe phati ki phati rah gayi. maine sapne mein bhi itne bade aur mote ling ki kalpana nahi ki thi. abhi tak mujhe chacha ka hi bada lagta tha. magar ab mere saamne chacha ke ling se bhi bada aur mota ling jhul raha tha. vo bilkul visaalkay rakshas ki tarah mere saamne tana tha jaise ki mujhe kha jaayega. Uska supada kuch jyada hi mota tha. chacha ke supade se bhi mota. Ling ke base ke neeche uske aand latak rahe the jo ki baalon se ghire the.

“dekha rah gayi na dang. Jo bhi dekhta hai dang rah jaata hai. vo angrez bhi dang rah gayi thi dekh kar hihihihi bilkul teri tarah.”

Aur main sakpaka gayi aur khud ko kosane lagi ki kyon main uske us ko yu dekh rahi thi. maine uske ling se nazre hata li.

“tu to bura maan gayi. dekh na jee bhar ke ye tere liye hi to khada hai.”

Maine uski taraf dekhna sahi nahi samjha kyonki mujhe kuch kuch ho raha tha. main abhi bhi hairan thi ki aakhir kisi ka itna bada kaise ho sakta hai. maine bachpan mein ek baar ek gadhe ko dekha tha jo ki ek gadhi par chadhne ki koshis kar raha tha. uska mota aur lamba ling aaj phir meri nazro mein daud gaya. yu madhav bhi us gadhe se kam nazar nahi aa raha tha.

“hi raam ye mere ander ghusa to meri to jaan nikal jaayegi.” maine socha maga phir mujhe laga chii mujhe aisi gandi baate nahi sochni chaahiye.

“deekha na apni choot ki phaanke. Dekh main bhi to tujhe deekha raha hun.”

“main tumhari tarah besharam nahi ho sakti hun. aur maine to tumhe nahi kaha deekhane ko. Vaapis ander kar lo ise.” Magar ye bolte huve bhi meri nazre baar baar uske vishalkay ling par ja rahi thi baar baar.

“khud to baar baar dekh rahi hai mere laude ko aur mujhe kuch bhi nahi deekhana chaahti. Theek hai main ja raha hun baahar.” Usne ling ko vaapis pant mein daala aur chalne laga.

“ruko kaha ja rahe ho. apni nahi to meri to chinta karo. mera ghar barbaad ho jaayega.” Main gidgidayi.

“mujhe kya mil raha hai yaha khade ho kar kuch bhi to nahi. Tum to maje se mere lund ke nazare le rahi ho par mujhe kya mil raha hai.”

“dekho mujhe koyi nazara lene ka shonk nahi hai. tum chupchap khade raho bas.”

“nahi mujhe tumhe nanga dekhna hai, nahi to main ja raha hun.”

Ye sun kar meri to sharam ke maare jaan nikal gayi aur us par gussa bhi aaya.

“ye kya kah rahe ho. baahar itne log ghum rahe hain aur tumhe ye sab sujh raha hai.”

“chinta mat karo vaise bhi hum is almira ke peeche hain. Ander koyi jhankega bi to baahar se jhank kar hi chala jaayega, kyonki use lagega ki keval store room hai.”

“haan par main ye nahi kar sakti, aur kyon karun main ye sab?”

“na karo main ja raha hun.”

Ab main musibat mein phans gayi. na na karte ban raha tha na haan karte. Vo dheere dheere darvaje tak pahunch gaya. maine dheere se awaaj lagayi ruko. Vo turant mud kar aa gaya.

“kya faisla kiya tumne?”

“theek hai tum dekh lo jo dekhna hai mera. Par isme kapde utaarne ki kya jaroorat hai.”

“jaroorat hai, bina kapde utre aurat khubsurat nahi lagti hihihi.”

Main to sharam se mar gayi.

“ab jaldi karo nahi to main sharam se mar jaaunga.

“kya tumne angrez ko bhi aise hi fansaya tha. maine use baaton mein lagane ki kosish ki.

“pahle apna blouse utaro phir batata hun.”

“utaar dungi par vaada karo tum chuvoge nahi.”

“theek hai vaada karta hun.”

Main sahmi se khadi rahi uske saamne. Meri taange aur haath kaanp rahe the. Maine kabhi aisa nahi kiya tha. gagan ke saamne bhi nahi. Gagan hi mere kapde utarta tha. magar aaj mujhe kuch utaarne pad rahe the vo bhi majboori mein.

“soch kya rahi hai jaldi kar.” vo bola aur apni zip kholne laga. Usne phir se apne lambe aur mote ling ko baahar nikaal liya.

Maine kaanpte haathi se apne blouse ke hook khole aur dheere dheere use sarkane lagi. Uski aankhe meri chaatti se hi chipki thi. main to sharam se mari ja rahi thi. maine dheere dheere blouse utaar diya. Mere dudh jaise ubhaar uski aankho ke saamne the. Maine bra nahi pahni thi blouse ke neeche kyonki blouse already bra ka kaam kar raha tha. uski to aankhe chamak uthi mere ubhar dekh kar. uttejit to main bhi thi thoda thoda aur ye uttejna mere tane huve ubharon se saaf jhaalak rahi thi. vo bhi ise bhaanp gaya aur bola.

“tu bhi garam ho rahi hai meri tarah. Dekh kaise tani huyi hain teri chuchiyan.” Vo apne ling ke supade ko sahlane laga. Uska supada uske precum ke kaaran chamak utha tha. main to sharam se mari ja rahi thi.

“chalo ab ye saree bhi utaro.”

“Dekho baahar log hain, saree utarni jaroori hai kya.”

“haan jaroori hai meri jaan tum nahi samjhogi. Utaaro jaldi nahi to main chala.”

meri dukhti rag ab uske haath mein thi. marti kya na karti mujhe saree utaarni padi. Mere haath kaanp rahe the. Ab maine saree utaar kar ek taraf rakh di. Ab main sirf paticot mein thi.

“chal ye bhi utaar ab.”

Main saham uthi. Puri nangi hone ka dar sata raha tha mujhe. uske saath store mein nanga hona khatre se khali nahi tha. maine use baat mein uljhane ki koshis ki.

“tumhara ye mujhe ghode ki yaad dilaata hai.” maine kaha.

“maine ek baar ghodi ki bhi maar rakhi hai hihihihi.”

“kya bol rahe ho jhut?” main to hairan hi rah gayi.

“haan tab tak koyi aurat nahi mili thi. badi muskil se ghusane diya tha saali ne.”

“usne laat nahi maari tumhe?” maine utsukta mein pucha.

“nahi uski choot mein ungli kar kar ke maine use garam kar diya tha aur use mujhe chupchap deni hi padi.”

“usi ke saath shaadi kar leni chaahiye thi tumhe sirf vo hi le sakti hai itna bada.” Mere muh se achanak nikal gaya.

“kyon tu nahi le sakti kya?”

Main to sharam se paani paani ho gayi.

“chal utaar ab ye peticot bhi aur panty bhi.”

ab samajh mein nahi aa raha tha ki use kis baat mein uljhaun. “utaarti hai ki nahi ya main jaaun.” Vo bola.
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