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Last Part Me Aap Padh Rahe Thhe Kee Shahin Ke Aakishan Hotel Ke Uss Ke Suit Me Hum Teeno Nange Thhe . Ek Khubsurat Aurat Dusri Khubsurat Aurat Shahin Kee Nangi Jawani Se Khel Rahi Thee , Uska Bur Chus Rahi Thee . Aur Mai Ne Jindgi Me Pahli Baar Kisee Ke Gaand Me Lawda Pela .
Shahin Ne Vasu Se Gaand Marwaane Ka Rate Puchha to Vasu Ne Promptly Jabaab Dia .
“ Jitna Tum Meri Beti Mridula Ko Deti Ho Uss Se Kam Se Kam 2 Guna Jyada Lungi . “
Mai Pahli Baar Hee Kisee Kee Gaand Maar Raha Thaa Wo Bhee Apne Department Head Mr Mukherjee Ke Khubsurat Gharwali Ka . Jaisa Mai Ne Socha Thaa Uska Ulta Hua . Vasu Mujhse Naaraz Nahi Huee . Kuchh Hee Der Gaand Marwane Kee Masti Me Wo Masti Bhari Siskaria Maarne Lagi .
Vasu Kee Gaand Maar Kar Mujhe to Bahut Hee Jyada Maza Aa Hee Raha Thaa Shahin Bhee Bahut Garna Gaee Thee
Shahin —— Kutia , Meri Bur Chusti Rah , Chat-Ti Rah Nahi to Teri Gaand Me Jo Lawda Ghusa Hai Usse Apni Bur Me Le Lungi .
Vasu —- Madam , Buss Thoda Sa Aur Wait Karo , Apna Yaar Hum Dono Ko Pura Khush Kar Dega . Vinod , Raja Bahut Hee Badhia Lug Raha Hai Tujhse Gaand Karwane Me . Uss Kutia Kee Pillee Mridula Ko Ghar Aane Do , Uss Betichod Ke Saamne Tum Se Mai Bhee Gaand Marwaungi Aur Uss Kutia Kee Gaand Me Tera Lawda Pelungi .
Shahin —— Tumko Muft Me Vinod Se Ya Dusre Se Jitna Chudwana Hai , Gaand Marwana Hai Marwao . Mera Dhandha Chaupat Karne Par Kyo Tuli Hai . Mridula Ek Baar Vinod Se Chudwa Legi to Wo Phir Kisee Aur Se Nahi Chudwayegi . Mujhe Nahi Maalum Kee Tumhari Beti Yanha Aati Hai Kee Nahi . Mai Ne Kabhi Tumhari Betio Ko Dekha Hee Nahi Phir Kaise Pahchanungi .
Khair , Eisee Hee Baate Karte Huye Mai Ne 15-20 Minute Basu Kee Gaand Me Lawda Pela Aur Gaand Se Lawda Baahar Khinch Ussee Pose Me Chodne Laga. Dono Aurate Apne Apne Bachpan Se Lekar Jawani Tak Kee Sachchi Jhuthi Kahania Sunati Rahi .
Vasu Ne Phir Wohi Baat Duhraaw Kee Uss Ke Baap Se 15-16 Saal Bade Umra Ke Aadmi Ne Usse Teen Saal Tak Apna Rakhail Bana Kar Rakha Aur Phir Apni Bade Bahan Kee Bete Se Uski Shaadi Karwa Dee . Shadi Ke Baad Vasu Ne Sirf Mujhse Hee Chudwaya Hai . Shahin Ne Kaha Kee Uski Virginity Uss Ke Ek Chahere Bhai Ne Lee . Uss Ke Saath Kuchh Mahino Ke Riste Ke Baad Dur Ke Riste Ke Ek Chacha Ne Usse Rakhail Bana Kar Nahi Rakha Lekin Wo Khud Uss Kee Gharwali Bann Kar Rahi . Kareeb Teen Saal Tak Usse Khub Choda Aur Uss Ke Baad Apne Hee Bete Se Shadi Karwa Dee . Shadi Ke Baad Bhee Usse Chodta Raha . Uss Ke Husband Rafiq Ke Saamne Bhee Wo Sasur Se Khul Kar Chudwati Thee . Teen Saal Pahle Uss Ke Sasur Ka Death Ho Gaya . Aur Uss Ke Baad Uss Ne Mujhse Se Hee Chudwana Shuru Kia .
Shahin —— Vasu , Tum Logo Ne Rafiq Ko Dekha Hai . Yanha Kee Sabhi Aurate Mujhse Nafrat Karti Hai Lekin Rafiq Kee Dost Hai . Rafiq Ka Baap Uss Se Bhee Jyada Khubsurat Aur Bahut Hee Badhia Personality Ka Aadmi Thaa . Mujhe Lagta Thaa Kee Mansur , Mere Sasur Se Jyada Chudai Ka Maza Aur Koi Nahi De Sakta Lekin Iss Bahanchod Ne Pahli Hee Chudai Se Mujhe Apna Randi Bana Lia Hai . Mai Kisee Bhee Kimat Par Vinod Ko Apne Se Dur Nahi Honne Dungi . Tum Jitna Chahe Iss Se Chudwao Lekin Kabhi Vinod Ko Mujhse Dur Karne Ka Sochna Bhee Mut .
Vasu —— Begam, Mujhe Bhee Vinod Bahut Pasand Hai Lekin Mai Iss Saandh Ka Dhakka Daily Nahi Bardasht Kar Sakti . Aaj Chauthe Din Lagaatar Chod Raha Hai . Ab Isse 4-5 Din Baad Hee Andar Lungi .
Shahin —— Aur Mai Vinod Se Din Me 4-5 Baar Chudwa Sakti Hu . Mere Liye Iss Hotel Me Dhandha Karogi? . Abhi A, B Aur C Type Se Kul Milakar 15 Aurate Aur 5 Betia Yanha Dhandha Karti Hai . Tumne Kabhi Suna Kee Koi Randi Hai . Mai Apni Aurato Ko Kabhi Badnaam Honne Nahi Dungi . Vinod to Tumhara Hai Hee , Kabhi Kabhi Dusre Mardo Ka Bhee Maza Lo . Tum Ne Khud Kaha Kee Teen Saal Tak Kisee Kee Rakhail Thee . Jab Tumhare Paas Samay Ho Yanha Aakar Dusre Dusre Mardo Ka Maza Bhee Lo Aur Kamai Bhee Karo .
Vasu —— Tum Khud Kyo Nahi Dhandha Karti ?
Shahin —— Ek to Mai Apne Hee Hotel Me Ya Apne Meena Bazar Me Dhandha Nahi Kar Sakti , Dusra Mujhe Kabhi Naa Dhandha Karne Ka Mann Kia Maa Hee Kisee Se Chudwane Ka . Pahli Chudai Thee Iss Liye Chachere Bhai Se Kuchh Din Chudwaya Lekin ,. ' Kasam Vasu , Chudai Ka Maza Mere Sasur Ne Dia . 18 Saalo Tak Wo Mujhe Lagaataar Chodta Raha . Tum Nahi Maanogi Kaee Kaee Din Lagataar Mai Ghar Me Nangi Rahti Thee . Jee Karta Thaa Kee Sasur 24 Ghanta Meri Bur Me Lawda Ghusaye Rahe , Meri Maarta Rahe . Lekin Mard Thaa . Kitna Chod Paata . Kisee Kisee Din 24 Ghanta Me Hum Ne 8-9 Baar Chudai Kee . Aur Jab Waisa Badhia Chodne Wala Marr Gaya Tab Bhee Meri Bur Me Kisee Dusre Lawda Ke Liye Khujli Nahi Huee . Rafiq Jaisa Bhee Chodta Hai , Mahina Me 2-3 Baar Uss Se Chudwa Kar Khush Thee . Lekin Iss Vinod Ne Phir Meri Jindgi Gulzar Kar Dee Hai . Koi Kitni Bhee Kimat De Mai Kabhi Dhandha Nahi Karungi
Shahin Ke Ek Ek Shabd Me Honesty Thee . Mujhe to Uss Kee Baate Sachchi Lagi Hee Shayad Vasu Ko Bhee Shahin Kee Baate Pasand Aaee .
Vasu —- Shahin , Maalum Nahi Tumhe Maalum Hai Kee Nahi Sirf a Type Me Rahne Wali Aurato Ne Hee Nahi Apne B Aur C Type Kee Bhee Kaee Aurate Gm Se Chudwati Hai Aur Abhi Tak Kisee Ne Nahi Kaha Kee Wo Admi Badhia Chudai Karta Hai . Uss Harami Kee Pahunch Bahut Upar Tak Hai . Mera Gharwala Bhee Indirectly Mujhe Gm Aur Dusre Director Se Chudwane Kahta Hai . Lekin Mai Khud Ex Chairman Kee Rakhail Rah Chuki Hu , Koi Mere Paas Nahi Aata Hai . Prasun Kee Bahan Kee Beti Shyamla Chairman Kee Beti Hai , Iss Liye Bhee Koi Mujhe Chodne Kee Himmat Nahi Kar Sakta Hai . Lekin Jab Se Vinod Ne Kaha Kee Hamaare Management Ke Ghar Kee Aurate Aur Unki Kaee Betia Bhee Dhandha Karti Hai to Purani Rakhail Vasundhara Jaag Gaee Hai . Mai Bhee Dhandha Karungi .
Dono Aurato Ne Masal Masal Kar Mera Lawda Tight Kar Dia Thaa . Iss Baar Mai Ne Shahin Ko Vasu Ke Jaangho Ke Beech Bithaya . Jaisa Vasu Ne Kia Thaa Shahin Bhee Vasu Ke Saath Lesbian Masti Lene Lagi . Maj Peechhe Se Shahin Ko Chodne Laga .
Bahut Der Kee Chudai Huee .
Shahin —— Bahanchod Kitna Chodega . Vasu Pahle Se Hee Teri Kutia Hai Usse Dikhane Kee Jarurat Nahi Kee Tu Kaisa Chudai Karta Hai 2-2 Baar Jhad Gaee Yaar , Tere Lund Ne Saara Ras Chus Lia , Ya to Juldi Se Pani Gira Ya Phir Lawda Nikal , Mai Chus Deti Hu .
Vasu —— Tum Ne Apne Gharwala Ka Lawda Bahut Chusa Hai Mujhe Apni Bur Ke Andar Ke Maal Ka Swad Lene De , Vinod Mujhe Lawda Chusa . Dekhu to Sahi Iss Randio Kee Maalkin Kee Bur Ka Swad Kaisa Hai .
Mai Ne Lawda Shahin Ke Bur Se Baahar Nikala . Shahin Bagal Me Let Gaee Aur Vasu Uth Kar Baithi . Shahin Dekhti Rahi Aur Vasu Ne Lawda Ko Root Se Pakad Kar Charo Taraf Se Chata Aur Uss Ke Baad Chusne Lagi Dono Haatho Se Lawda Ko Milking Karti Huee Itni Teji Se Chusne Lagi Kee Mai Jyada Der Bardaast Nahi Kar Paaya . Mai Jhadne Laga Aur Vasu Ne Lund Ko Apni Muh Me Dabaaye Rakha . Thodi Der Baad Vasu Ne Lawda Mouth Se Baahar Nikala . Uss Ne Apna Mouth Khola . Hum Dono Ne Dekha Kee Vasu Ke Jeebh Par Cum Ka Thick Layer Hai . Humey Dikhate Huye , Chubhla Ye Huye Vasu Saara Cum Gatak Gaee .
Shahin —— Oh My God , Vasu Tere Sirf Iss Kaam Ke Liye Loag Tujhe 20-30 Hazar Khushi Khushi Denge . Mai Ne Ab Tak Lund Ke Ras Ka Ek Boond Bhee Nahi Andar Lia Hai Aur Tu Pura Gatak Gaee .
Vasu —- Mere Liye Yah Koi Naee Baat Nahi Hai . Mera Pahla Admi , Jiski Mai Rakhail Thee , Wo Kareeb Kareeb Daily Kam Se Kam Ek Baar Lawda Ka Ras Pilata Hee Thaa
Shahin — Ab Samjhi , Teri Khubsurti Aur Jawani Ka Raaj Kya Hai . Janha Tak Mujhe Maalum Hai , Meri Koi Bhee Randi Lawda Ka Ras Nahi Pitee Hai .
Vasu —- Mai Perungi , Mujhe Iss Hotel Kee Randio Ka Album Dekhna Hai . Mujhe Dikhao .
Vasundhara Ne Achanak Baat Ko Palat Dia .
Kuchh Pal to Shahin Chup Rahi .
Shahin ——- Tu Khud Ek Randi Hai Phir Randio Kee Photo Dekh Kar Kya Karogi . Unn Me Se Bahut See Randio Ko Tum Jaanti Ho , Society Me Sabko Badnaam Karogi .
Vasu ——- Shahin Begam , Jab Unn Randio Ko Dhandha Karne Ke Baad Bhee Society Me , Club Me Ghumne Phirne Me Sharam Nahi Aati Hai to Phir Unhe Kaun Budnaam Kar Sakta Hai . Ek Mere Husband Kee Bahan Kee Beti Shyamla Ya Uss Ke Jaisee Ek Do Aur Sati Savitri Ko Chhod Kar A, B Ya C Type Me Eisee Koi Aurat Nahi Hai Jo Gm, Directors Ya Chairman Ke Saath Nahi Sotee Hai . Peechhli Baar Jab Chairman Aaya Thaa to A Type Me Rahne Wali Sabhi 12 Aurate Aur Dusri 7 Aurate , Kul Milakar 19 Aurato Ne Ek Dusre Ke Saamne Uss Videshi Chairman Ka Lawda Chusa Thaa . Kitno Ko Chod Paya Hoga Wohi Jaane . Begam Biswas Rakho , Mai Kisee Ka Naam Kanhi Nahi Lungi . Agar Meri Betio Ka Bhee Photo Hoga Tab Bhee Apni Betio Se Nahi Kahungi Kee We Dhandha Bund Kar De
Shahin Kuchh Der Vasu Ko Ghurti Rahi .
Shahin —— Ek Shart Par Album Dikhaungi ?
Vasu —— Kya Shart ?
Shahin —— Tum Mere Liye Dhandha Karo Chahe Naa Karo Tum Apni Ek Topless Photo Uss Album Me Lagaane Dogi . Mera Manager Abhi Tumhara Photo Lega . Mera Biswas Karo , Maj Khud Marr Jaaungi Lekin Meri Koi Randi Kabhi Badnaam Nahi Hogi . Manager Bhee Photo Ka Koi Bhee Copy Nahi Rakhta Hai .
Vasu Dhandha Karne Ke Liye Betaab Thee .
Vasu —— Topless Hee Kyo , Meri Nangi Photo Apne Album Me Hee Nahi Hotel Ke Diwal Par Bhee Taang Do . Tumhara Hotel Chamak Uthega . Mazak Nahi Kar Rahi , Mai Ab Khud Apni Khubsurti Kee Numaish Karna Chahti Hu . Album Dikhao .
Mai —— Begam , Iss Gareeb Par Bhee Raham Karo . Tum Dono Khunkhar Sherni Ne Iss Bakre Ko Pura Chus Lia , Kuchh Khilao Pilao Yaar !
Shahin —— Mera Manager Anwar Aayega . Uss Ke Saamne Bhee Hum Teeno Eise Hee Nange Rahenge .
Shahin Ne Phone Receiver Uthaka Utha Kar Ek Number Dial Kia .
Shahin —— Anwar , Teen Glass Special Drink Aur Jo Bhee Garam Garam Snacks Taiyar Hai Lekar Mere Room Me Aao . Saath Me Hotel Ka Special Album Lekar Aana Mut Bhulna . Aur Mere Room Me Sirf Tum Hee Aaoge , Koi Waiter Ya Dusra Koi Nahi . Aur Haa Apna Camera Bhee Lekar Aana .
Anwar Shayad Iss Call Ka Pahle Se Hee Wait Kar Raha Thaa . 10 Minute Baad Hee Door Par Knock Hua Loud Awaj Aaee .
“ Madam , Mai Anwar . “
“ Andar Aa Jaao “
Jis Admi Se Maine Reception Me Baat Kee Thee Wohi Tie Pahna Hua Aadmi Ek Bada Saa Tray Aur Kandha Par Ek Bag Taange Huye Andar Ghusa .
Shahin —- Darwaza Bund Kar Do .
Anwar Ne Tray Ko Side Table Par Rakh Door Bund Kia Aur Hum Teeno Ko Drink Ka Ek Ek Glass Dia . Hum Teeno Nange Thhe Lekin Uss Ne Koi Comment Nahi Kia .
Anwar —- Ye Chaurasia Seth Ka Beta Roj Pareshan Karta Hai . Aaj Wo 2 Lakh Nagad Le Kar Aaya Thaa . Aap Ke Saath 2 Ghanta Gujarna Chahta Hai .
Hum Teeno Tired Thhe . 2-3 Ghunt Me Hee Humne Glass Khali Kar Dia .
Shahin —- Anwar , Uss Matherchod Ko Phone Lagao Aur Jab Tak Mai Uss Se Baat Karti Hu Tum Iss Khubsurat Aurat Ka Photo Lo Aur Batao Kee Iss Maal Ko Loag Kitna Denge .
Anwar Ne Room Se Hee Phone Lagaya .
Anwar —- Ramesh ( Chaurasia ) Seth , Hamari Madam Khud Aap Se Baat Karengi .
Uss Ne Shahin Ko Receiver Dia .
Shahin —- Hello Ramesh , Mai Shahin Bol Rahi Hu .
Vasu Ne Ek Baar Bhee Resist Nahi Kia. Akbar Ne Uss Ke Ang Ang Ko Chhua . Chuchio Ko Dabaya , Chuttaro Ko Dabaya , Pubic Area Ko Masalte Huye Apne Ek Hath Ka Middle Finger Bur Me Pela Aur Jitna Andar Ghusa Sakta Thaa Ghusaya . 4-5 Baar Middle Finger Se Chodne Ke Baad 2 Angulia Aur Baad Me 3 Angulio Ko Ek Saath Ghusa Kar 2-3 Minute Choda . Uss Ke Baad Uss Ne Bag Se Ek Camera Nikala Aur Vasu Ko Straight Khada Kar , Dono Legs Ko Phaila Kar , Sofa Par Bitha Kar , Sofa Par Lita Kar , Alag Alag Pose Me Kaee Photo Lia . Photo Shoot Ke Baad Vasu Bhee Anwar Ke Saath Sofa Par Baith Kar Album Dekhne Lagi .
Mujhe Album Dekhne Me Koi Dilchaspi Nahi Thee . Mai Shahin Ke Jaangho Ko Sahlate Uski Baate Sunn Raha Thaa .
Shahin —— Harami , Matherchod Mai Ne Tujhse Khud Kaha Thaa Kee Tu Agar Mujhe Apni Saari Property Bhee De Dega to Bhee Tumse Nahi Chudwaungi . Lekin Teri Samajh Me Kuchh Baat Aati Hee Nahi . .. Ab Agar Tum Ne Mere Baare Me , Mujhe Chodne Ke Baare Me Anwar Ya Kisee Aur Se Baat Bhee Kee to Yaad Rakh Teri Sudha Aur Chanda Dono Ko Aalishan Hotel Me Nahi Meena Bazaar Me Nanga Nachwaungi . Ek Ek Rupya Me Dhandha Karwaungi …
Saamne Waale Ne Kuchh Kaha Hoga ..
Shahin —— Bebkuf Itni Aurato Ko Chodta Hai Phir Bhee Tujhe Ab Tak Maalum Nahi Hua Kee Aurat Kee Jawani Ka Asal Maza Lene Ke Liye Uss Aurat Ka Khubsurat Hona Jaruri Nahi Hai . Hamaare Meena Bazar Kee Heroin Koi Khubsurat Aurat Nahi Bahut Hee Sadharan Rup- Rang Kee Aurat Hai . Sirf 2 Hazaar Leti Hai , Ek Baar Usse Chod Le , Mujhe Bhul Jaayega …
Saamne Waale Ne Phir Kuchh Kaha Hoga .
Shahin —— Theek Hai Beta , Tujhe Rupya Lutaane Ka Hee Shauk Hai to Parso , Somvaar Ko Teen Baje Yanha Aa Jaana . Ek Eisee Khubsurat Haseena Milegi Jisse Dekhte Hee Tera Lawda Pani Chhor Dega . 2 Lakh Uska Aur 25 Hazaar Hamara Commission Lekar Teen Baje Aa Jaana . Wo to Tujhe Pura Khush Kar Hee Degi Lekin Agar Uss Ne Mujhse Ye Kaha Kee Tum Usse Thanda Nahi Kar Paaye to ,. ' Kasam Sudha Ko Yanha Laakar Tere Saamne Uss Se Tab Tak Dhandha Karwaungi Jab Tak Hamari Puree Kimat Wasool Nahi Ho Jaayegi . Beta Kuchh Soch Mut . Utni Badha Maal Tujhe Phir Kanhi Nahi Milegi . Somvaar 3 Baje Sawa 2 Lakh Ke Saath Aa Jana . 2 Ghanta Me Hee Wo Tujhe Jannat Ka Maza Degi . Uss 2 Ghanta Me Tu Uss Ke Saath Jo Bhee Karna Chahega Karne Degi . Ho Sakta Hai Kee Agle Din Se Uski Kimat Aur Badh Jaaye Aur Yaad Rakh Ab Meri Chudai Ke Baare Me Sochna Bhee Mut .
Shahin Ne Receiver Cradle Par Rakh Dia .
Shahin ——- Anwar , Mai Dekh Rahi Thee , Tumne Badhia Se Maal Ko Parakh Lia Hai , Kya Rate Lagaate Ho Meri Iss Maal Kee ?
Anwar Ne Vasu Kee Chuchi Ko Dubaara Dabaya .
Anwar —— Mai Iss Aurat Ko Thanda Nahi Kar Sakta . Lekin Mai Ek Puree Raat Iss Haseena Ke Saath Gujarna Chahta Hu . Ek Lakh Dunga . Dusre Customer Ke Liye 2 Ghanta Ka Ek Lakh . Jitna Yasmin Leti Hai Uss Se Doguna Dilwa Dunga . Sach Madam , Aaj Pahli Baar Mujhe Laga Kee 40-42 Saal Kee Aurat Bhee 20-21 Saal Kee Yasmin Se Jyada Maza Degi
Vasu —— Anwar Khade Ho Jaao . Tu Kyo Bolta Hai Kee Tu Mujhe Thanda Nahi Kar Sakta Hai . Lawda Khada Nahi Hota Hai Kya ?
Anwar Khada Ho Gaya . Vasu Ne Uske Trouser Aur Underwear Ko Khinch Kar Knee Se Neeche Kar Dia . Vasu Ne Apna Haath Anwar Ke Lawda Par Rakh Dia .
Vasu —- Kis Ne Kaata Tera Lawda ? Teri Maa Ne !
Shahin —— Maa Ne Nahi , Apni Sagi Chhoti Bahan Naaz Ne . Ye Naaz Ka Saga Bhai Hai , Bada Bhai . Uss Kutia Ko Pyar Se Patata to Wo Shayad Chudwa Leti Lekin Iss Harami Ne Apni Bahan Ko Jabardasti Choda Wo Bhee Tab Jab Woh Soo Rahi Thee Aur Chudai Ke Baad Jab Ye Uski Bagal Me Soo Raha Thaa, Naaz Ne Lawda Kaat Kar Kutto Ko Khila Dia . Mai Ne Kisee Tarah Se Iska Ilaaz Karwaya, Iski Jaan Bachai . Ab Iss Ke Paas Sab Kuchh Hai Lekin Tumhari Jaisee Maal Ko Bhee Chod Nahi Paayega . Anwar Ke Jaisa Aurato Kee Pahchan Kisee Aur Ko Nahi Ho Sakti . Anwar , Somvaar Ko Teen Baje Ramesh Iss Apni Naee Randi Ko Chodne Aa Raha Hai . Uss Haraami Se Pura Rupya Lene Ke Baad Hee Usse Maal Ke Paas Bhejna . Randi Ko 2 Lakh Aur Apna Commission 25 Hazaar . Vasu Madam , Aaj Se Abhi Se Tumhara Naam Rambha Hai . Kisee Bhee Client Ko , Hotel Staff Ko Apna Asal Naam Mut Batana . Teen Baje Se Pahle Aa Jaana Chudai Ke Baad Anwar Tumhe Ghar Pahuncha Dega .
Anwar —— Rambha Madam , Iss Hotel Me Kisee Randi Ne 50 Hazaar Se Jyada Nahi Kamaya Aur Wo Ramesh Bina Aap Ko Dekhe 2 Lakh Dene Ko Taiyar Hai . Aap Ka Saara Photo Negative Ke Saath Madam Ke Paas Pahunch Jaayega . Aap Jo Chahengi Wohi Photo Album Me Lagega Baaki Sab Aap Ko Wapas Mil Jaayega . Rambha Mere Request Ko Dhyan Me Rakhiyega .
Anwar Ne Bejhijhak Dono Chuchio Ko Dabaya , Chuchio Ko Dabaate Huye Hontho Ko Chusa.
Anwar ——- Madam , Daily Koi Na Koi Yasmin Ke Liye Puchhta Hai . Kab Aayegi Yasmin . ? Ramesh Ke Babuji Usse Puree Raat Saath Rakhna Chahte Hai . Juldi Bulaaeeye Usse . Humey Bhee Uss Se Bahut Commission Milta Hai .
Shahin —- Wo to Apne Samay Par Hee Aayegi Aur Wo Raat Bhar Baahar Nahi Rahegi . Mai Ne Tumse Jis Vinod Mishra Ke Liye Kaha Thaa Wo Yahi Hai . Ye Jab Bhee Jis Kisee Bhee Maal Ke Saath Aaye , Inka Pura Dhyan Rakhna , Yahi Room Dena . Samajh Lo Kee Mere Saath Saath Ye Bhee Tum Logo Ke Maalik Hai . Aur Haa , Tum Agar Inn
Ke Saath Aaee Huee Maal Ko Apni Hotel Ka Randi Bana Sakte Ho to Saahab Tumhe Nahi Rokenge .
Anwar —— Agar Ye Saahab Aap Dono Jaisee Garma Garam Maal Ko Thanda Kar Sakte Hai to Baaki Sabhi Aurate Inse Bahut Khush Rahegi . Vinod Sahab , Hamaare Yanha Jitni Bhee Aurate Aati Hai Unn Me Se Adha Se Jyada Pyasi Hee Hotel Se Wapas Jaati Hai , Unhe Koi Badhia Chodne Wala Nahi Milta . Aap Chodenge Unhe ?
Mai Samajh Gaya Kee Wo Mujhse Kya Chahta Hai ?
Mai —. Anwar Ji , Mera Lawda Bikri Ke Liye Nahi Hai . Jab Itni Badhia 2 Aurate Mere Paas Hai to Phir Mai Kyo Kissa Aur Ko Dekhu . Mai Kisee Kimat Par Apne Ko Nahi Bechunga .
Anwar Ne Meri Baat Suni . Wo Vasundhara Ko Dekh Paagal Sa Ho Gaya Thaa . Teesri Baar Vasu Kee Chuchi Ko Daba Kar , Hontho Ko Chum Kar Baahar Chala Gaya.
Vasu Ne Door Andar Se Bund Kia
Vasu —- to Tum Logo Ne Meri Beti Ka Naam Yasmin Rakha Hai . Mujhe Biswas Nahi Ho Raha Hai Kee Uss Kutia Kee Itni Demand Hai Yanha . Mridula Agar Puree Raat Kisee Customer Ke Saath Rahna Chahti Hai to Mai Naa Usse Rokungi Naa Hee Puchungi Kee Wo Raat Bhar Kis Ke Saath Thee . Dhandha Karna Hee Hai to Phir Badhia Se Ek Asli Randi Jaisa Kyo Na Kare ! . Agar Mera Gharwala Kabhi Baahar Gaya to Mai Bhee Apne Customer Ke Saath Raat Bhar Rahungi . Lekin Puree Raat Ka Kam Se Kam 3 Lakh , Wo Bhee Pura Advance .
Mai Ne Mann Hee Mann Socha ,
“ Kaisa Bhee Haalat Kyo Naa Ho Ek Randi Hanesha Randi Hee Rahti Hai . “
Dono Shahin Aur Vasu Ne Apne Kapde Pahna , Burqua Pahna Aur Dono Car Se Chale Gaye . Mai Paidal Hee Hotel Se Nikla Aur Jab Anu Ke Ghar Pahuncha to Shaam Ka 6 Buj Gaya Thaa .
Raste Bhar Mai Sirf Vasundhara Ke Baare Me Hee Sochta Raha . 2 Din Pahle Tak Vasu Ke Liye Mere Dil Me Bahut Ijjat Thee . Pahle Randi Ban-Ne Kee Uski Desire Aur Uss Din Hotel Ke Manager Anwar Ke Saath Uski Harquat Ko Dekh Kar Vasu Ke Liye Jo Thodi Bhee Ijjat Bachi Thee Wo Sab Khatam Ho Gaya . Lekin Mai Khud Uss Aurat Se Dur Nahi Ho Sakta Thaa . Ek Lakh Rupya Ke Badle Mai Ne Apne Ko Uska Gulaam Bana Lia Thaa . Ek Baar to Mann Kia Kee Shahin Se Ek Lakh Maang Kar Vasu Ko De Du . Lekin Mere Andar Ke Vinod Ne Kaha Kee Agar Mujhe Iss Factory Me Rahna Hai to Mai Vasundhara Se Jhagda Nahi Kar Sakta Thaa .
Finally Decide Kia ,
“ Saali Dhandha Karti Hai to Karti Rahe , Usse to Chodunga Hee Uski Dono Betio Ko Bhee Chodunga . “
Rasta Me Mai Ne Anu Ke Liye 2 Chockolate Khareed Lia Tha .
Knock Karne Par Anu Ne Darwaza Khola Aur Uska Muskurata Chehra Dekh Kar Dil Khush Ho Gaya . Vasundhara Dilo Dimaag Se Gaayab Ho Gaee .
Anu —- Ya to Teri Kismat Hee Bahut Badhia Hai Ya Phir Mera Hee Din Kharab Hai .
Mai —- Madam , Tumhari Kismat Ke Baare Me Maalum Nahi , Lekin Har Baar Jab Anupama Mishra Mujhe Dekh Kar Iss Tarah Muskurati Hai to Meri Kishmat Aur Bhee Badhia Ho Jaati Hai . Rani , Apna Chocolate Lo .
Anu Ne Dono Chocolate Lia .
Anu —— Aur Mera Teesra Chocolate ?
Mai —- 5 Saal Ke Baad , Apni Suhag Raat Ko Khilaunga .
anu —- Apna Chehra Dekha Hai , Koi Bandariya Hee Tumse Shadi Karegi . Sikha Ke Baare Me Kuchh Socha ? Kab Khilaoge Usse ? Andar Aao .
Mai Andar Ghusa Aur Anu Ne Mere Peechhe Door Bund Kar Dia . Ghar Me Kisee Aur Kee Awaj Nahi Aa Rahi Thee . Mai Muskuraya . Mai Ne Kuchh Kaha Nahi Lekin Yah Dekh Bahut Khush Hua Kee Anu Ghar Me Akeli Hai .
Anu Ka Sixth Sense . Wo Samajh Gaee Kee Ghar Me Akela Dekh Mai Bahut Khush Hu .
Anu —- Ek Sharif Ladke Jaisa Yanha Chup Chap Baitho . Ghar Me Akela Dekh Mujhe Hath Lagaane Kee Koshish Bhee Kee to Yaad Rakho .. Jindgi Bhar Jail Me Chakki Peeste Rahoge . Sikha Ko Kela Khilane Ka Shauk , Shauk Hee Rah Jaayega . Waise Wo Tere Kele Kee Bahut Taarif Kar Rahi Thee . Kab Khilaoge Usse ?
Mal —— Anu , Dusre Ladke Hai , Tumhara Bhaiya Hai , Usse Bolo Na Iss Kaam Ke Liye . Mujhe Tumhari Saheli Ko Haath Lagana Badhia Nahi Lug Raha Hai .
Anu —- Jyada Sharif Mut Bano . Sirf Sikha Hee Nahi , Agar Sikha Ne Tumhari Badhia Reporting Kee to Uss Ke Jaisee Bahut See Jawan Ladkiyo Kee Pyas Tumhe Bujhani Paregi . Kab Khilaoge Usse ?
Mai Ne Dhyan Se Uss Ke Chehre Ko Dekha . Anu Mazaak Nahi Kar Rahi Thee . Wo Chahti Thee Kee 18 Saal Kee Uski Padosan Ko Mai Chodu .
Mai —— Sikha Ko Bolo Kee Kal 2 Baje Din Me Aalishan Hotel Pahunch Jaaye .
Anu —— Nahi , Koi Chhutti Ke Din Nahi , Wo Class Bunk Kar Hee Tumhare Saath Jaayegi .
Mai —- Sombaar Se Mera Dophar Ka Shift Hai .
Anu —— Mujhe Maalum Hai . Sikha College Jaane Ke Badle Hotel Chali Jaayegi . Tum Usse Nahi Pahchan Paaoge , Wo Tumhe Pahchan Legi . 10 Baje Hotel Pahunch Jaana .
Iss Anu Kee Baate Sunkar Mujhe Laga Kee Anu Nahi Shahin Madam Hee Mujhe Order De Rahi Hai.
Mai —- Anu Madam Kee Jo Aagya .
Anu —- 2 Minute Me Aati Hu .
2 Minute Baad Wo Wapas Aaee .
Anu —— Tumhe Mamta Didi Kee Kasam , Kuchh Bhee Ho Jaaye Naa Tum Kuchh Bologe Naa Hee Mujhe Haath Lagaoge . Kasam Khao Mujhe Haath Nahi Lagaoge .
Mai —- Mamta Kee Kasam Naa Kuchh Bolunga Na Hee Tumhe Hath Lagaunga .
Anu —- Abhi 6.10 Hua Hai Aur Ab Jab Tak Mai Naa Bolu Tum Naa Kuchh Bologe Aur Naa Hee Mujhe Haath Lagaoge . Apna Time Ab Shuru Hota Hai .
Anu Ne Meri Aankho Par Kala Kapde Ka Ek Mota Patta Baandh Dia .
Shahin Ne Vasu Se Gaand Marwaane Ka Rate Puchha to Vasu Ne Promptly Jabaab Dia .
“ Jitna Tum Meri Beti Mridula Ko Deti Ho Uss Se Kam Se Kam 2 Guna Jyada Lungi . “
Mai Pahli Baar Hee Kisee Kee Gaand Maar Raha Thaa Wo Bhee Apne Department Head Mr Mukherjee Ke Khubsurat Gharwali Ka . Jaisa Mai Ne Socha Thaa Uska Ulta Hua . Vasu Mujhse Naaraz Nahi Huee . Kuchh Hee Der Gaand Marwane Kee Masti Me Wo Masti Bhari Siskaria Maarne Lagi .
Vasu Kee Gaand Maar Kar Mujhe to Bahut Hee Jyada Maza Aa Hee Raha Thaa Shahin Bhee Bahut Garna Gaee Thee
Shahin —— Kutia , Meri Bur Chusti Rah , Chat-Ti Rah Nahi to Teri Gaand Me Jo Lawda Ghusa Hai Usse Apni Bur Me Le Lungi .
Vasu —- Madam , Buss Thoda Sa Aur Wait Karo , Apna Yaar Hum Dono Ko Pura Khush Kar Dega . Vinod , Raja Bahut Hee Badhia Lug Raha Hai Tujhse Gaand Karwane Me . Uss Kutia Kee Pillee Mridula Ko Ghar Aane Do , Uss Betichod Ke Saamne Tum Se Mai Bhee Gaand Marwaungi Aur Uss Kutia Kee Gaand Me Tera Lawda Pelungi .
Shahin —— Tumko Muft Me Vinod Se Ya Dusre Se Jitna Chudwana Hai , Gaand Marwana Hai Marwao . Mera Dhandha Chaupat Karne Par Kyo Tuli Hai . Mridula Ek Baar Vinod Se Chudwa Legi to Wo Phir Kisee Aur Se Nahi Chudwayegi . Mujhe Nahi Maalum Kee Tumhari Beti Yanha Aati Hai Kee Nahi . Mai Ne Kabhi Tumhari Betio Ko Dekha Hee Nahi Phir Kaise Pahchanungi .
Khair , Eisee Hee Baate Karte Huye Mai Ne 15-20 Minute Basu Kee Gaand Me Lawda Pela Aur Gaand Se Lawda Baahar Khinch Ussee Pose Me Chodne Laga. Dono Aurate Apne Apne Bachpan Se Lekar Jawani Tak Kee Sachchi Jhuthi Kahania Sunati Rahi .
Vasu Ne Phir Wohi Baat Duhraaw Kee Uss Ke Baap Se 15-16 Saal Bade Umra Ke Aadmi Ne Usse Teen Saal Tak Apna Rakhail Bana Kar Rakha Aur Phir Apni Bade Bahan Kee Bete Se Uski Shaadi Karwa Dee . Shadi Ke Baad Vasu Ne Sirf Mujhse Hee Chudwaya Hai . Shahin Ne Kaha Kee Uski Virginity Uss Ke Ek Chahere Bhai Ne Lee . Uss Ke Saath Kuchh Mahino Ke Riste Ke Baad Dur Ke Riste Ke Ek Chacha Ne Usse Rakhail Bana Kar Nahi Rakha Lekin Wo Khud Uss Kee Gharwali Bann Kar Rahi . Kareeb Teen Saal Tak Usse Khub Choda Aur Uss Ke Baad Apne Hee Bete Se Shadi Karwa Dee . Shadi Ke Baad Bhee Usse Chodta Raha . Uss Ke Husband Rafiq Ke Saamne Bhee Wo Sasur Se Khul Kar Chudwati Thee . Teen Saal Pahle Uss Ke Sasur Ka Death Ho Gaya . Aur Uss Ke Baad Uss Ne Mujhse Se Hee Chudwana Shuru Kia .
Shahin —— Vasu , Tum Logo Ne Rafiq Ko Dekha Hai . Yanha Kee Sabhi Aurate Mujhse Nafrat Karti Hai Lekin Rafiq Kee Dost Hai . Rafiq Ka Baap Uss Se Bhee Jyada Khubsurat Aur Bahut Hee Badhia Personality Ka Aadmi Thaa . Mujhe Lagta Thaa Kee Mansur , Mere Sasur Se Jyada Chudai Ka Maza Aur Koi Nahi De Sakta Lekin Iss Bahanchod Ne Pahli Hee Chudai Se Mujhe Apna Randi Bana Lia Hai . Mai Kisee Bhee Kimat Par Vinod Ko Apne Se Dur Nahi Honne Dungi . Tum Jitna Chahe Iss Se Chudwao Lekin Kabhi Vinod Ko Mujhse Dur Karne Ka Sochna Bhee Mut .
Vasu —— Begam, Mujhe Bhee Vinod Bahut Pasand Hai Lekin Mai Iss Saandh Ka Dhakka Daily Nahi Bardasht Kar Sakti . Aaj Chauthe Din Lagaatar Chod Raha Hai . Ab Isse 4-5 Din Baad Hee Andar Lungi .
Shahin —— Aur Mai Vinod Se Din Me 4-5 Baar Chudwa Sakti Hu . Mere Liye Iss Hotel Me Dhandha Karogi? . Abhi A, B Aur C Type Se Kul Milakar 15 Aurate Aur 5 Betia Yanha Dhandha Karti Hai . Tumne Kabhi Suna Kee Koi Randi Hai . Mai Apni Aurato Ko Kabhi Badnaam Honne Nahi Dungi . Vinod to Tumhara Hai Hee , Kabhi Kabhi Dusre Mardo Ka Bhee Maza Lo . Tum Ne Khud Kaha Kee Teen Saal Tak Kisee Kee Rakhail Thee . Jab Tumhare Paas Samay Ho Yanha Aakar Dusre Dusre Mardo Ka Maza Bhee Lo Aur Kamai Bhee Karo .
Vasu —— Tum Khud Kyo Nahi Dhandha Karti ?
Shahin —— Ek to Mai Apne Hee Hotel Me Ya Apne Meena Bazar Me Dhandha Nahi Kar Sakti , Dusra Mujhe Kabhi Naa Dhandha Karne Ka Mann Kia Maa Hee Kisee Se Chudwane Ka . Pahli Chudai Thee Iss Liye Chachere Bhai Se Kuchh Din Chudwaya Lekin ,. ' Kasam Vasu , Chudai Ka Maza Mere Sasur Ne Dia . 18 Saalo Tak Wo Mujhe Lagaataar Chodta Raha . Tum Nahi Maanogi Kaee Kaee Din Lagataar Mai Ghar Me Nangi Rahti Thee . Jee Karta Thaa Kee Sasur 24 Ghanta Meri Bur Me Lawda Ghusaye Rahe , Meri Maarta Rahe . Lekin Mard Thaa . Kitna Chod Paata . Kisee Kisee Din 24 Ghanta Me Hum Ne 8-9 Baar Chudai Kee . Aur Jab Waisa Badhia Chodne Wala Marr Gaya Tab Bhee Meri Bur Me Kisee Dusre Lawda Ke Liye Khujli Nahi Huee . Rafiq Jaisa Bhee Chodta Hai , Mahina Me 2-3 Baar Uss Se Chudwa Kar Khush Thee . Lekin Iss Vinod Ne Phir Meri Jindgi Gulzar Kar Dee Hai . Koi Kitni Bhee Kimat De Mai Kabhi Dhandha Nahi Karungi
Shahin Ke Ek Ek Shabd Me Honesty Thee . Mujhe to Uss Kee Baate Sachchi Lagi Hee Shayad Vasu Ko Bhee Shahin Kee Baate Pasand Aaee .
Vasu —- Shahin , Maalum Nahi Tumhe Maalum Hai Kee Nahi Sirf a Type Me Rahne Wali Aurato Ne Hee Nahi Apne B Aur C Type Kee Bhee Kaee Aurate Gm Se Chudwati Hai Aur Abhi Tak Kisee Ne Nahi Kaha Kee Wo Admi Badhia Chudai Karta Hai . Uss Harami Kee Pahunch Bahut Upar Tak Hai . Mera Gharwala Bhee Indirectly Mujhe Gm Aur Dusre Director Se Chudwane Kahta Hai . Lekin Mai Khud Ex Chairman Kee Rakhail Rah Chuki Hu , Koi Mere Paas Nahi Aata Hai . Prasun Kee Bahan Kee Beti Shyamla Chairman Kee Beti Hai , Iss Liye Bhee Koi Mujhe Chodne Kee Himmat Nahi Kar Sakta Hai . Lekin Jab Se Vinod Ne Kaha Kee Hamaare Management Ke Ghar Kee Aurate Aur Unki Kaee Betia Bhee Dhandha Karti Hai to Purani Rakhail Vasundhara Jaag Gaee Hai . Mai Bhee Dhandha Karungi .
Dono Aurato Ne Masal Masal Kar Mera Lawda Tight Kar Dia Thaa . Iss Baar Mai Ne Shahin Ko Vasu Ke Jaangho Ke Beech Bithaya . Jaisa Vasu Ne Kia Thaa Shahin Bhee Vasu Ke Saath Lesbian Masti Lene Lagi . Maj Peechhe Se Shahin Ko Chodne Laga .
Bahut Der Kee Chudai Huee .
Shahin —— Bahanchod Kitna Chodega . Vasu Pahle Se Hee Teri Kutia Hai Usse Dikhane Kee Jarurat Nahi Kee Tu Kaisa Chudai Karta Hai 2-2 Baar Jhad Gaee Yaar , Tere Lund Ne Saara Ras Chus Lia , Ya to Juldi Se Pani Gira Ya Phir Lawda Nikal , Mai Chus Deti Hu .
Vasu —— Tum Ne Apne Gharwala Ka Lawda Bahut Chusa Hai Mujhe Apni Bur Ke Andar Ke Maal Ka Swad Lene De , Vinod Mujhe Lawda Chusa . Dekhu to Sahi Iss Randio Kee Maalkin Kee Bur Ka Swad Kaisa Hai .
Mai Ne Lawda Shahin Ke Bur Se Baahar Nikala . Shahin Bagal Me Let Gaee Aur Vasu Uth Kar Baithi . Shahin Dekhti Rahi Aur Vasu Ne Lawda Ko Root Se Pakad Kar Charo Taraf Se Chata Aur Uss Ke Baad Chusne Lagi Dono Haatho Se Lawda Ko Milking Karti Huee Itni Teji Se Chusne Lagi Kee Mai Jyada Der Bardaast Nahi Kar Paaya . Mai Jhadne Laga Aur Vasu Ne Lund Ko Apni Muh Me Dabaaye Rakha . Thodi Der Baad Vasu Ne Lawda Mouth Se Baahar Nikala . Uss Ne Apna Mouth Khola . Hum Dono Ne Dekha Kee Vasu Ke Jeebh Par Cum Ka Thick Layer Hai . Humey Dikhate Huye , Chubhla Ye Huye Vasu Saara Cum Gatak Gaee .
Shahin —— Oh My God , Vasu Tere Sirf Iss Kaam Ke Liye Loag Tujhe 20-30 Hazar Khushi Khushi Denge . Mai Ne Ab Tak Lund Ke Ras Ka Ek Boond Bhee Nahi Andar Lia Hai Aur Tu Pura Gatak Gaee .
Vasu —- Mere Liye Yah Koi Naee Baat Nahi Hai . Mera Pahla Admi , Jiski Mai Rakhail Thee , Wo Kareeb Kareeb Daily Kam Se Kam Ek Baar Lawda Ka Ras Pilata Hee Thaa
Shahin — Ab Samjhi , Teri Khubsurti Aur Jawani Ka Raaj Kya Hai . Janha Tak Mujhe Maalum Hai , Meri Koi Bhee Randi Lawda Ka Ras Nahi Pitee Hai .
Vasu —- Mai Perungi , Mujhe Iss Hotel Kee Randio Ka Album Dekhna Hai . Mujhe Dikhao .
Vasundhara Ne Achanak Baat Ko Palat Dia .
Kuchh Pal to Shahin Chup Rahi .
Shahin ——- Tu Khud Ek Randi Hai Phir Randio Kee Photo Dekh Kar Kya Karogi . Unn Me Se Bahut See Randio Ko Tum Jaanti Ho , Society Me Sabko Badnaam Karogi .
Vasu ——- Shahin Begam , Jab Unn Randio Ko Dhandha Karne Ke Baad Bhee Society Me , Club Me Ghumne Phirne Me Sharam Nahi Aati Hai to Phir Unhe Kaun Budnaam Kar Sakta Hai . Ek Mere Husband Kee Bahan Kee Beti Shyamla Ya Uss Ke Jaisee Ek Do Aur Sati Savitri Ko Chhod Kar A, B Ya C Type Me Eisee Koi Aurat Nahi Hai Jo Gm, Directors Ya Chairman Ke Saath Nahi Sotee Hai . Peechhli Baar Jab Chairman Aaya Thaa to A Type Me Rahne Wali Sabhi 12 Aurate Aur Dusri 7 Aurate , Kul Milakar 19 Aurato Ne Ek Dusre Ke Saamne Uss Videshi Chairman Ka Lawda Chusa Thaa . Kitno Ko Chod Paya Hoga Wohi Jaane . Begam Biswas Rakho , Mai Kisee Ka Naam Kanhi Nahi Lungi . Agar Meri Betio Ka Bhee Photo Hoga Tab Bhee Apni Betio Se Nahi Kahungi Kee We Dhandha Bund Kar De
Shahin Kuchh Der Vasu Ko Ghurti Rahi .
Shahin —— Ek Shart Par Album Dikhaungi ?
Vasu —— Kya Shart ?
Shahin —— Tum Mere Liye Dhandha Karo Chahe Naa Karo Tum Apni Ek Topless Photo Uss Album Me Lagaane Dogi . Mera Manager Abhi Tumhara Photo Lega . Mera Biswas Karo , Maj Khud Marr Jaaungi Lekin Meri Koi Randi Kabhi Badnaam Nahi Hogi . Manager Bhee Photo Ka Koi Bhee Copy Nahi Rakhta Hai .
Vasu Dhandha Karne Ke Liye Betaab Thee .
Vasu —— Topless Hee Kyo , Meri Nangi Photo Apne Album Me Hee Nahi Hotel Ke Diwal Par Bhee Taang Do . Tumhara Hotel Chamak Uthega . Mazak Nahi Kar Rahi , Mai Ab Khud Apni Khubsurti Kee Numaish Karna Chahti Hu . Album Dikhao .
Mai —— Begam , Iss Gareeb Par Bhee Raham Karo . Tum Dono Khunkhar Sherni Ne Iss Bakre Ko Pura Chus Lia , Kuchh Khilao Pilao Yaar !
Shahin —— Mera Manager Anwar Aayega . Uss Ke Saamne Bhee Hum Teeno Eise Hee Nange Rahenge .
Shahin Ne Phone Receiver Uthaka Utha Kar Ek Number Dial Kia .
Shahin —— Anwar , Teen Glass Special Drink Aur Jo Bhee Garam Garam Snacks Taiyar Hai Lekar Mere Room Me Aao . Saath Me Hotel Ka Special Album Lekar Aana Mut Bhulna . Aur Mere Room Me Sirf Tum Hee Aaoge , Koi Waiter Ya Dusra Koi Nahi . Aur Haa Apna Camera Bhee Lekar Aana .
Anwar Shayad Iss Call Ka Pahle Se Hee Wait Kar Raha Thaa . 10 Minute Baad Hee Door Par Knock Hua Loud Awaj Aaee .
“ Madam , Mai Anwar . “
“ Andar Aa Jaao “
Jis Admi Se Maine Reception Me Baat Kee Thee Wohi Tie Pahna Hua Aadmi Ek Bada Saa Tray Aur Kandha Par Ek Bag Taange Huye Andar Ghusa .
Shahin —- Darwaza Bund Kar Do .
Anwar Ne Tray Ko Side Table Par Rakh Door Bund Kia Aur Hum Teeno Ko Drink Ka Ek Ek Glass Dia . Hum Teeno Nange Thhe Lekin Uss Ne Koi Comment Nahi Kia .
Anwar —- Ye Chaurasia Seth Ka Beta Roj Pareshan Karta Hai . Aaj Wo 2 Lakh Nagad Le Kar Aaya Thaa . Aap Ke Saath 2 Ghanta Gujarna Chahta Hai .
Hum Teeno Tired Thhe . 2-3 Ghunt Me Hee Humne Glass Khali Kar Dia .
Shahin —- Anwar , Uss Matherchod Ko Phone Lagao Aur Jab Tak Mai Uss Se Baat Karti Hu Tum Iss Khubsurat Aurat Ka Photo Lo Aur Batao Kee Iss Maal Ko Loag Kitna Denge .
Anwar Ne Room Se Hee Phone Lagaya .
Anwar —- Ramesh ( Chaurasia ) Seth , Hamari Madam Khud Aap Se Baat Karengi .
Uss Ne Shahin Ko Receiver Dia .
Shahin —- Hello Ramesh , Mai Shahin Bol Rahi Hu .
Vasu Ne Ek Baar Bhee Resist Nahi Kia. Akbar Ne Uss Ke Ang Ang Ko Chhua . Chuchio Ko Dabaya , Chuttaro Ko Dabaya , Pubic Area Ko Masalte Huye Apne Ek Hath Ka Middle Finger Bur Me Pela Aur Jitna Andar Ghusa Sakta Thaa Ghusaya . 4-5 Baar Middle Finger Se Chodne Ke Baad 2 Angulia Aur Baad Me 3 Angulio Ko Ek Saath Ghusa Kar 2-3 Minute Choda . Uss Ke Baad Uss Ne Bag Se Ek Camera Nikala Aur Vasu Ko Straight Khada Kar , Dono Legs Ko Phaila Kar , Sofa Par Bitha Kar , Sofa Par Lita Kar , Alag Alag Pose Me Kaee Photo Lia . Photo Shoot Ke Baad Vasu Bhee Anwar Ke Saath Sofa Par Baith Kar Album Dekhne Lagi .
Mujhe Album Dekhne Me Koi Dilchaspi Nahi Thee . Mai Shahin Ke Jaangho Ko Sahlate Uski Baate Sunn Raha Thaa .
Shahin —— Harami , Matherchod Mai Ne Tujhse Khud Kaha Thaa Kee Tu Agar Mujhe Apni Saari Property Bhee De Dega to Bhee Tumse Nahi Chudwaungi . Lekin Teri Samajh Me Kuchh Baat Aati Hee Nahi . .. Ab Agar Tum Ne Mere Baare Me , Mujhe Chodne Ke Baare Me Anwar Ya Kisee Aur Se Baat Bhee Kee to Yaad Rakh Teri Sudha Aur Chanda Dono Ko Aalishan Hotel Me Nahi Meena Bazaar Me Nanga Nachwaungi . Ek Ek Rupya Me Dhandha Karwaungi …
Saamne Waale Ne Kuchh Kaha Hoga ..
Shahin —— Bebkuf Itni Aurato Ko Chodta Hai Phir Bhee Tujhe Ab Tak Maalum Nahi Hua Kee Aurat Kee Jawani Ka Asal Maza Lene Ke Liye Uss Aurat Ka Khubsurat Hona Jaruri Nahi Hai . Hamaare Meena Bazar Kee Heroin Koi Khubsurat Aurat Nahi Bahut Hee Sadharan Rup- Rang Kee Aurat Hai . Sirf 2 Hazaar Leti Hai , Ek Baar Usse Chod Le , Mujhe Bhul Jaayega …
Saamne Waale Ne Phir Kuchh Kaha Hoga .
Shahin —— Theek Hai Beta , Tujhe Rupya Lutaane Ka Hee Shauk Hai to Parso , Somvaar Ko Teen Baje Yanha Aa Jaana . Ek Eisee Khubsurat Haseena Milegi Jisse Dekhte Hee Tera Lawda Pani Chhor Dega . 2 Lakh Uska Aur 25 Hazaar Hamara Commission Lekar Teen Baje Aa Jaana . Wo to Tujhe Pura Khush Kar Hee Degi Lekin Agar Uss Ne Mujhse Ye Kaha Kee Tum Usse Thanda Nahi Kar Paaye to ,. ' Kasam Sudha Ko Yanha Laakar Tere Saamne Uss Se Tab Tak Dhandha Karwaungi Jab Tak Hamari Puree Kimat Wasool Nahi Ho Jaayegi . Beta Kuchh Soch Mut . Utni Badha Maal Tujhe Phir Kanhi Nahi Milegi . Somvaar 3 Baje Sawa 2 Lakh Ke Saath Aa Jana . 2 Ghanta Me Hee Wo Tujhe Jannat Ka Maza Degi . Uss 2 Ghanta Me Tu Uss Ke Saath Jo Bhee Karna Chahega Karne Degi . Ho Sakta Hai Kee Agle Din Se Uski Kimat Aur Badh Jaaye Aur Yaad Rakh Ab Meri Chudai Ke Baare Me Sochna Bhee Mut .
Shahin Ne Receiver Cradle Par Rakh Dia .
Shahin ——- Anwar , Mai Dekh Rahi Thee , Tumne Badhia Se Maal Ko Parakh Lia Hai , Kya Rate Lagaate Ho Meri Iss Maal Kee ?
Anwar Ne Vasu Kee Chuchi Ko Dubaara Dabaya .
Anwar —— Mai Iss Aurat Ko Thanda Nahi Kar Sakta . Lekin Mai Ek Puree Raat Iss Haseena Ke Saath Gujarna Chahta Hu . Ek Lakh Dunga . Dusre Customer Ke Liye 2 Ghanta Ka Ek Lakh . Jitna Yasmin Leti Hai Uss Se Doguna Dilwa Dunga . Sach Madam , Aaj Pahli Baar Mujhe Laga Kee 40-42 Saal Kee Aurat Bhee 20-21 Saal Kee Yasmin Se Jyada Maza Degi
Vasu —— Anwar Khade Ho Jaao . Tu Kyo Bolta Hai Kee Tu Mujhe Thanda Nahi Kar Sakta Hai . Lawda Khada Nahi Hota Hai Kya ?
Anwar Khada Ho Gaya . Vasu Ne Uske Trouser Aur Underwear Ko Khinch Kar Knee Se Neeche Kar Dia . Vasu Ne Apna Haath Anwar Ke Lawda Par Rakh Dia .
Vasu —- Kis Ne Kaata Tera Lawda ? Teri Maa Ne !
Shahin —— Maa Ne Nahi , Apni Sagi Chhoti Bahan Naaz Ne . Ye Naaz Ka Saga Bhai Hai , Bada Bhai . Uss Kutia Ko Pyar Se Patata to Wo Shayad Chudwa Leti Lekin Iss Harami Ne Apni Bahan Ko Jabardasti Choda Wo Bhee Tab Jab Woh Soo Rahi Thee Aur Chudai Ke Baad Jab Ye Uski Bagal Me Soo Raha Thaa, Naaz Ne Lawda Kaat Kar Kutto Ko Khila Dia . Mai Ne Kisee Tarah Se Iska Ilaaz Karwaya, Iski Jaan Bachai . Ab Iss Ke Paas Sab Kuchh Hai Lekin Tumhari Jaisee Maal Ko Bhee Chod Nahi Paayega . Anwar Ke Jaisa Aurato Kee Pahchan Kisee Aur Ko Nahi Ho Sakti . Anwar , Somvaar Ko Teen Baje Ramesh Iss Apni Naee Randi Ko Chodne Aa Raha Hai . Uss Haraami Se Pura Rupya Lene Ke Baad Hee Usse Maal Ke Paas Bhejna . Randi Ko 2 Lakh Aur Apna Commission 25 Hazaar . Vasu Madam , Aaj Se Abhi Se Tumhara Naam Rambha Hai . Kisee Bhee Client Ko , Hotel Staff Ko Apna Asal Naam Mut Batana . Teen Baje Se Pahle Aa Jaana Chudai Ke Baad Anwar Tumhe Ghar Pahuncha Dega .
Anwar —— Rambha Madam , Iss Hotel Me Kisee Randi Ne 50 Hazaar Se Jyada Nahi Kamaya Aur Wo Ramesh Bina Aap Ko Dekhe 2 Lakh Dene Ko Taiyar Hai . Aap Ka Saara Photo Negative Ke Saath Madam Ke Paas Pahunch Jaayega . Aap Jo Chahengi Wohi Photo Album Me Lagega Baaki Sab Aap Ko Wapas Mil Jaayega . Rambha Mere Request Ko Dhyan Me Rakhiyega .
Anwar Ne Bejhijhak Dono Chuchio Ko Dabaya , Chuchio Ko Dabaate Huye Hontho Ko Chusa.
Anwar ——- Madam , Daily Koi Na Koi Yasmin Ke Liye Puchhta Hai . Kab Aayegi Yasmin . ? Ramesh Ke Babuji Usse Puree Raat Saath Rakhna Chahte Hai . Juldi Bulaaeeye Usse . Humey Bhee Uss Se Bahut Commission Milta Hai .
Shahin —- Wo to Apne Samay Par Hee Aayegi Aur Wo Raat Bhar Baahar Nahi Rahegi . Mai Ne Tumse Jis Vinod Mishra Ke Liye Kaha Thaa Wo Yahi Hai . Ye Jab Bhee Jis Kisee Bhee Maal Ke Saath Aaye , Inka Pura Dhyan Rakhna , Yahi Room Dena . Samajh Lo Kee Mere Saath Saath Ye Bhee Tum Logo Ke Maalik Hai . Aur Haa , Tum Agar Inn
Ke Saath Aaee Huee Maal Ko Apni Hotel Ka Randi Bana Sakte Ho to Saahab Tumhe Nahi Rokenge .
Anwar —— Agar Ye Saahab Aap Dono Jaisee Garma Garam Maal Ko Thanda Kar Sakte Hai to Baaki Sabhi Aurate Inse Bahut Khush Rahegi . Vinod Sahab , Hamaare Yanha Jitni Bhee Aurate Aati Hai Unn Me Se Adha Se Jyada Pyasi Hee Hotel Se Wapas Jaati Hai , Unhe Koi Badhia Chodne Wala Nahi Milta . Aap Chodenge Unhe ?
Mai Samajh Gaya Kee Wo Mujhse Kya Chahta Hai ?
Mai —. Anwar Ji , Mera Lawda Bikri Ke Liye Nahi Hai . Jab Itni Badhia 2 Aurate Mere Paas Hai to Phir Mai Kyo Kissa Aur Ko Dekhu . Mai Kisee Kimat Par Apne Ko Nahi Bechunga .
Anwar Ne Meri Baat Suni . Wo Vasundhara Ko Dekh Paagal Sa Ho Gaya Thaa . Teesri Baar Vasu Kee Chuchi Ko Daba Kar , Hontho Ko Chum Kar Baahar Chala Gaya.
Vasu Ne Door Andar Se Bund Kia
Vasu —- to Tum Logo Ne Meri Beti Ka Naam Yasmin Rakha Hai . Mujhe Biswas Nahi Ho Raha Hai Kee Uss Kutia Kee Itni Demand Hai Yanha . Mridula Agar Puree Raat Kisee Customer Ke Saath Rahna Chahti Hai to Mai Naa Usse Rokungi Naa Hee Puchungi Kee Wo Raat Bhar Kis Ke Saath Thee . Dhandha Karna Hee Hai to Phir Badhia Se Ek Asli Randi Jaisa Kyo Na Kare ! . Agar Mera Gharwala Kabhi Baahar Gaya to Mai Bhee Apne Customer Ke Saath Raat Bhar Rahungi . Lekin Puree Raat Ka Kam Se Kam 3 Lakh , Wo Bhee Pura Advance .
Mai Ne Mann Hee Mann Socha ,
“ Kaisa Bhee Haalat Kyo Naa Ho Ek Randi Hanesha Randi Hee Rahti Hai . “
Dono Shahin Aur Vasu Ne Apne Kapde Pahna , Burqua Pahna Aur Dono Car Se Chale Gaye . Mai Paidal Hee Hotel Se Nikla Aur Jab Anu Ke Ghar Pahuncha to Shaam Ka 6 Buj Gaya Thaa .
Raste Bhar Mai Sirf Vasundhara Ke Baare Me Hee Sochta Raha . 2 Din Pahle Tak Vasu Ke Liye Mere Dil Me Bahut Ijjat Thee . Pahle Randi Ban-Ne Kee Uski Desire Aur Uss Din Hotel Ke Manager Anwar Ke Saath Uski Harquat Ko Dekh Kar Vasu Ke Liye Jo Thodi Bhee Ijjat Bachi Thee Wo Sab Khatam Ho Gaya . Lekin Mai Khud Uss Aurat Se Dur Nahi Ho Sakta Thaa . Ek Lakh Rupya Ke Badle Mai Ne Apne Ko Uska Gulaam Bana Lia Thaa . Ek Baar to Mann Kia Kee Shahin Se Ek Lakh Maang Kar Vasu Ko De Du . Lekin Mere Andar Ke Vinod Ne Kaha Kee Agar Mujhe Iss Factory Me Rahna Hai to Mai Vasundhara Se Jhagda Nahi Kar Sakta Thaa .
Finally Decide Kia ,
“ Saali Dhandha Karti Hai to Karti Rahe , Usse to Chodunga Hee Uski Dono Betio Ko Bhee Chodunga . “
Rasta Me Mai Ne Anu Ke Liye 2 Chockolate Khareed Lia Tha .
Knock Karne Par Anu Ne Darwaza Khola Aur Uska Muskurata Chehra Dekh Kar Dil Khush Ho Gaya . Vasundhara Dilo Dimaag Se Gaayab Ho Gaee .
Anu —- Ya to Teri Kismat Hee Bahut Badhia Hai Ya Phir Mera Hee Din Kharab Hai .
Mai —- Madam , Tumhari Kismat Ke Baare Me Maalum Nahi , Lekin Har Baar Jab Anupama Mishra Mujhe Dekh Kar Iss Tarah Muskurati Hai to Meri Kishmat Aur Bhee Badhia Ho Jaati Hai . Rani , Apna Chocolate Lo .
Anu Ne Dono Chocolate Lia .
Anu —— Aur Mera Teesra Chocolate ?
Mai —- 5 Saal Ke Baad , Apni Suhag Raat Ko Khilaunga .
anu —- Apna Chehra Dekha Hai , Koi Bandariya Hee Tumse Shadi Karegi . Sikha Ke Baare Me Kuchh Socha ? Kab Khilaoge Usse ? Andar Aao .
Mai Andar Ghusa Aur Anu Ne Mere Peechhe Door Bund Kar Dia . Ghar Me Kisee Aur Kee Awaj Nahi Aa Rahi Thee . Mai Muskuraya . Mai Ne Kuchh Kaha Nahi Lekin Yah Dekh Bahut Khush Hua Kee Anu Ghar Me Akeli Hai .
Anu Ka Sixth Sense . Wo Samajh Gaee Kee Ghar Me Akela Dekh Mai Bahut Khush Hu .
Anu —- Ek Sharif Ladke Jaisa Yanha Chup Chap Baitho . Ghar Me Akela Dekh Mujhe Hath Lagaane Kee Koshish Bhee Kee to Yaad Rakho .. Jindgi Bhar Jail Me Chakki Peeste Rahoge . Sikha Ko Kela Khilane Ka Shauk , Shauk Hee Rah Jaayega . Waise Wo Tere Kele Kee Bahut Taarif Kar Rahi Thee . Kab Khilaoge Usse ?
Mal —— Anu , Dusre Ladke Hai , Tumhara Bhaiya Hai , Usse Bolo Na Iss Kaam Ke Liye . Mujhe Tumhari Saheli Ko Haath Lagana Badhia Nahi Lug Raha Hai .
Anu —- Jyada Sharif Mut Bano . Sirf Sikha Hee Nahi , Agar Sikha Ne Tumhari Badhia Reporting Kee to Uss Ke Jaisee Bahut See Jawan Ladkiyo Kee Pyas Tumhe Bujhani Paregi . Kab Khilaoge Usse ?
Mai Ne Dhyan Se Uss Ke Chehre Ko Dekha . Anu Mazaak Nahi Kar Rahi Thee . Wo Chahti Thee Kee 18 Saal Kee Uski Padosan Ko Mai Chodu .
Mai —— Sikha Ko Bolo Kee Kal 2 Baje Din Me Aalishan Hotel Pahunch Jaaye .
Anu —— Nahi , Koi Chhutti Ke Din Nahi , Wo Class Bunk Kar Hee Tumhare Saath Jaayegi .
Mai —- Sombaar Se Mera Dophar Ka Shift Hai .
Anu —— Mujhe Maalum Hai . Sikha College Jaane Ke Badle Hotel Chali Jaayegi . Tum Usse Nahi Pahchan Paaoge , Wo Tumhe Pahchan Legi . 10 Baje Hotel Pahunch Jaana .
Iss Anu Kee Baate Sunkar Mujhe Laga Kee Anu Nahi Shahin Madam Hee Mujhe Order De Rahi Hai.
Mai —- Anu Madam Kee Jo Aagya .
Anu —- 2 Minute Me Aati Hu .
2 Minute Baad Wo Wapas Aaee .
Anu —— Tumhe Mamta Didi Kee Kasam , Kuchh Bhee Ho Jaaye Naa Tum Kuchh Bologe Naa Hee Mujhe Haath Lagaoge . Kasam Khao Mujhe Haath Nahi Lagaoge .
Mai —- Mamta Kee Kasam Naa Kuchh Bolunga Na Hee Tumhe Hath Lagaunga .
Anu —- Abhi 6.10 Hua Hai Aur Ab Jab Tak Mai Naa Bolu Tum Naa Kuchh Bologe Aur Naa Hee Mujhe Haath Lagaoge . Apna Time Ab Shuru Hota Hai .
Anu Ne Meri Aankho Par Kala Kapde Ka Ek Mota Patta Baandh Dia .
