Update 08
Ye Sab Kya Ho Raha Hai Aaj Tak Ye Sabmaine Sape Me Bhi Nahi Socha Tha Ur Ab in Sab Wahiyat
Aur Gandi Chizon Ko Asliyat Me Dekhnapar Raha Hai Yahi Sochte Sochte Mujhenind Aa Gayi Aur
Subah Der Se Uthi Kyunki Sunday Tha Aurshahnaz Ko College Nahi Jana Tha Islie Main Soti Rahi
Jab Ankh Khuli to 9:30 Baje the Maine Roz Ke Kamo Ke Baad Chai Banayi Aur Piaur Fir Shahnaz
Ko Jagaya , Sardi Me Waise Bhi Bahutnind Ati Hai Wo Ankhe Malti Hui Uthimaine Kaha 10:30 Baj
Gaye Hain Shahzadi Sahiba Ab Uth Jaiye
Oooh Bibi You Are so Sweet Ilove You Ye Kahte Hue Usne Mere Gale Bahendali Aur Mere
Cheek Pe Kiss Kiya Aur Uth Kar Bathroom Me Chali Gayi , Hum Donone Nashta Kiya Chai Pi Fir
Main Baith Kar Tv Dekhne Lagi 12:00 Baje the Ki Door Bell Baji Main Uth Kargate Pe Gayi Mere
Piche Shahnaz Bhi Uchakti Kudti Chaliayi Maine Dekha Ki Chachi Aayi Hain Uur Sath Me Amroz
Tha Maine Gate Khola Wo Andar Aa Gayi Shahnaz Ko Dekhte Hi Amroz Uske Paas Aa
Gaya Aur Uske Baal Khinchne Laga Humlog Andar Aa Gaye , Chachi Ko Chai Pani Karakar Maine
Pucha Yun Achanak Aap Kaise Aur Batayabhi Nahi Phone Bhi Nahi Kiya Sab Thik to Hai
Han Sab Thik Hai – Wo Boli Razia Bhabi Ke Yahan Shadi Me Aana Tha Aurbahut Dino Se Aayi Bhi Nahi Thi Isliye Pahle Se Aa Gayi Aur Rukungi
Ye Sunkar Shahnaz to Bahut Khushhui , Ye to Bahut Acha Hai Aur Unclekahan Hain – Maine Pucha
Wo Kal Jhansi Gaye Hain Kuch Kaam Sekuch Din Ke Baad Wapas Aayenge – Aunty Boli
Fir Hum Log Baten Karte Rahe Aurdopahar Ko Lunch Kiya , Seema Aayichachi Ne Kuch Der Us Se Baten Ki Aur Fir Wo Parhkar Chali Gayi
Sham Ko Shahnaz Amroz Ko Lekar Bahar Gayi
Aur Har Waqt Ghar Se Bahr Rahta Tha Puri Colony Me Tahal Kar Sabko Apna
Introduction Diya Karta Tha Raat Ho Gayi Maine Dinner Ka Intezam Kiyahum Sab Ne
Dinner Kiya Aur Sone Chale Gaye Amroz Baar Baar Shahnaz Ke Pas Hi Bhag Jata Tha
Amroz Aur Shahnaz Ke so Jane Ke Bad Aunty Mere Room Me Aagayi Aur Baten Karne Lagi Kafi Der Tak Baten Karne Ke
Baad Aunty Sone Chali Gayi Aur Main Bhiso Gayi Subah Main Uthi Roz Ke Kaam Kebaad
Breakfast Taiyar Kiya Aur Hum Sab Ne Nashta Kiya Aurshahnaz Ke Sath College Chali Gayi Jahan
Maine Bhi Class Ki Aur Hum Dono Sath Hiwapas Aaye Ghar Aakar Maine Lunch Taiyarkiya Kuch
Chizen Aunty Ne Bana Ke Rakhi Thi Bakimaine Aakar Kar Liya Aur Hum Ne Lunch Kiya Lunch Ke
Baad Main Aunty Se Baten Kar Rhi Thiaur Shahnaz Apne Room Me Chali Gayi Thi
Tabhi Seema Aa Gyi Aur Wo Hum Dono Konamaste Karke Apni Books Lekar Parhne Lagi Thori Der
Tak Usko Parhane Ke Baad Main Chaibanane Chali Gayi Aur Aunty Seema Se Baten Karne Lagi
Wo Dono Kya Baten Kar Rahi Thin Mujhenahi Pata Main Chai Banakar Layi Aur Humteeno Ne Pi
Aur 6:00 Baje Seema Chali Gayi
Uske Jane Ke Baad Chachi Ne Kaha Itnider Tak Isko Parhati Ho , Haan Aunty – Maine Kaha
Aur Maine Aunty Ko Bataya Ki Main Kyu Parhati Hun Maine Seema Ki Studyke Baare Me Sab
Bataya Aunty Ko Ye Tum Bahut Acha Kaam Kar Rahi Ho – Aunty Nemujh Se Kaha
Raat Ho Gayi Hum Ne Dinner Kiya Aur Humlog Sone Ki Taiyari Karne Lage Kal Ki Tarah Aaj Bhi
Aunty Amroz Ke so Jane Ke Bad Mere Kamre Meaa Gayi Aur Hum Dono Baten Karne Lage
Aaj Aunty Ne Us Din Ki Ghatna Ke Bareme Baat Ki Aunty Ne Kaha Kya Ho Gaya Tha Jo Tum Ne Apne
Uncle Ko Be Izzat Kiya Maine Aunty Kosab Bataya “main Hairan Thi Ki Uncle Ne Is Bare Me Aunty
Ko Bhi Bata Diya “
Aapkouncle Ne Is Bare Me Bataya – Maine Pucha
Haan to Aur Kaun Batayega – Wo Boli Hum Log Pati Patni Se Kahin Zyada Ek Achedost Hain Aur Ek Dusre Se Kuch Nahi Chupate
Lekin Ghalti to Uncle Ki Hain Na Auntyus Bechari Ke Sath Unhone Bang Kiya Agar Wo Complaint
Kar Deti to Aap Janti Ho Hum Log Kitniproblem Me Aa Sakte the Aur Kitni Badnami Ho Sakti Thi
Hamari Ye Uncle Ne Kyu Nahi Socha –maine Kaha
Ooooh Beta Tum Bahut Seedhi Aur Bahutbholi Ho Tum Sirf Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakhti Ho Kabhi
Bekar Me Ghar Se Bahar Bhi Nahi Jatiisliye Jo Kuch Tumhari Life Me Hai Aur Tumhare Ghar Me Hai
Tum Us Ko Hi Zindagi Samajhti Ho Lekin My Dear Tumko Abhi Nahi Pata Ki Isduniya Me Kya Kya
Hota Hai Aur Dunia Kahan Pahunch Chukihai Agar Main Kahun Ki Tum Nadan Ho to Ye Ghalat Nahi
Hoga – Aunty Ne Kaha , Aur Aage Boltehue Wo Boli Ki Kya Kaha Tumne Ki Uncle Ne Uska Bang Kiya
Lekin Shayad Tum Nahi Janti Ki Jab Koilarki Khud Hi Chudasi Ho Aur Kisi Admi Se Chudwaye to Wo
Bang Nahi Hota – Aunty Boli
Aunty Ke Munh Se Ye Word Sunkar Merepairon Ke Niche Se Zamin Nikal Gayi Main Hairan Rah
Gayi Ki Aunty Kya Bol Rahi Hain , Maineaunty Se Kaha Aunty Please Mind Your Language Aap Kya
Bak Rhi Ho Aap Ko Bilkul Sharam Nahi Aarahi – Maine Kaha
Haan Bilkul Sharm Nahi Aa Rahi Ekchinal Aurat Ki Aulad Ke Liye Tumne Mere Pati Ko Itna Be Izzat
Kiya Us Samay Tum Ye Bhul Gayi Ki Wotumhare Uncle Hai – Wo Boli
Mujhe Achi Tarah Yad Tha Aur Isi Wajahse Un Ko Sirf Be Izzat Kiya Agar Wo Mere Uncle Na Hote To
Shayad Un Ko Yahan Se Security Officer Lejati Itna to Aap Janti Hain Na Mere Bareme – Maine Kaha Aur
Aap Ko Koi Haq Nahi Hai Kisi Ko Galidene Ka Main Janti Hun Un Dono Maa Beti Ka Kusoor Sirf Itna
Hai Ki Wo Ghareeb Hain Aur Dulatmandlog Ye Chahte Hain Ki Ghareb Un Ke Hisab Se Jiyen Jo Wo
Kahen Wo Ghareeb Karen Sirf Itni Baathai
Zyada Emotinal Hone Ki Zarurat Nahi Haiaur Is Dunia Ke Sare Ghareebon Ki Tum Thekedar Nahi Ho
Samjhi – Aunty Boli Aunty Bahut Gusse Se Baat Kar Rahi Thin Aajse Pahle Maine Aunty Ko Is Tarah Baat Karte Kabhi Nahi Dekha Tha
Main Kuch Nahi Boli Aur Khamosh Rahi
Aunty Apne Room Me Jane Ke Liye Uthiaur Jate Jate Bolin Ki Kal Dekhna Main Tumko Us Larki Ki Hi
Zuban Se Sab Sunaungi Bas Tum Waisa Karogi Jaisa Main Kahungi Samjhi Aur Ye Kahkar Aunty
Apne Room Me Chali Gayi
Unke Jane Ke Baad Main Bahut Nervousthi Kafi Der Apni Ankhon Ko Nam Kiye Hue Leti Rahi Aur Fir
Najane Kab so Gyi
Roz Ki Tarah Subah Main Uthi Aur Apnesare Kam Niptaye Sab Ko Chai Pilayi Aur Nashta Banaya
Sab Ne Nashta Kiya Aur 10:00 Baje Mainshahnaz Ko College Chorne Ke Liye Gayi Mujhe Class
Nahi Karni Thi Isliye Usko Chor Karmain Wapas Aa Gayi
Main Wapas Ayi to Aunty Nahakar Apne Bal Sukha Rahi Thimai Aakar Baith Gayi Aunty Chai Banakar Le Ayi Aur Hum Dono Pine Lage
Tumne Apni Scooter Khan Khari Ki Hai -Aunty Apni Chai Khatam Karte Hue Boli
Jee Wo Ghar Ke Andar Khari Hai – Mainejawab Diya
Aur Sema Kab Ayegi – Wo Boli
Jee Abhi Aati Hogi Ye to Us Ke Upar Haiwo Jab Aa Jati Hai Main Usko Parha Deti Hun – Maine Kaha
Hmmm Mmm – Aur Wo Kuch Nahi Boli
Aunty Aap Kya Karna Chahti Hain Dekhiyemere Khyal Se Kisi Ko Pareshan Karne Se Koi Fayda Nahi Hai
Aur Uncle to Intehai Darjaapne Meyar Se Gir Hi Chuke the Ab Aap Aisa Kuch Mat Kariyega Jis Se Main Aap Sebhi Nafrat Karne Lagun
Yahan Baat Aap Ke Khyal Ki Nahi Hai , Aur Kaun Kitna Apne Meyar Se Gira Ye Kaun Taye Karega
Kuch Baton Me Insan Ka Meyar Kho Jata Hai Lekin Ye Tum Nahi Samjhogi Ye Baten Insan Samajhte Hain Aap Ke Jaise Farishte Nahiaur Rahi Baat Nafrat Ki to Tum Mujh Se Bhi Kar Sakti Ho
Jab Tum Apne Uncle Se Nafrat Kar Ssaktiho to Main Kya Hun Main to Unki Wife Un Pahle Wo Hain Main Nahi
Lekin Aaj Jo Maine Kaha Wo Karne Do Baki Sarizindagi Tum Mujh Se Nafrat Karna Ye
Kahkar Wo Khari Ho Gayi Aur Mera Hathpakarkar Boli Aao Main Unke Sath Lounge Se Bahar Aa
Gayi
Bahar Aakar Unhone Kaha Ki Apni Scootygarage Me Kar Ke Iska Gate Band Kar Do Maine Waisa
Hi Kiya Jaisa Unhone Kaha Aur Uske Baad Hum Dono Andar Aa Gaye Main Apne Room Me Chali
Gayi Aur Jakar Let Gayi Tabhi Door Belbaji Main Uth Kar Aayi Aunty Ne Pucha Kya Seema Hogi
Maine Kaha – Haan Ho Sakti Hai Aunty Ne Apne Room Ki Khirki Se Bahar Jhnkkar Dekha Aur Awaz
Di Kaun Hai - Jee Main Seema – Gate Par Se Awaz Ayi
Aunty Ne Mujh Se Kaha Dekho Tum Shahnazke Room Me Jao Aur Door Andar Se Lock Kar Lo Khirki
Ko Halka Sa Kholkar Parde Ke Piche Sebas Suno Aur Dekho Ye Kahkar Wo Gate Pechali Gayi Aur
Main Room Me Aa Gayi Aur Room Lock Karliya Maine Khirki Ka Palla Halka Sa Khola Aur Parda Gira Liya Aur Aaram Se Sofepe Baith Gayi
Tabhi Aunty Aur Seema Lounge Me Aa Gayi
Aunty Didi Ne to Kaha Tha Ki Unki Classaaj Nahi Hai to Didi Kahan Rah Gayi – Seema Ne Pucha
Pata Nahi Beta Mujhe Kya Malum Ho Saktahai Ki Class Me Baith Gayi Ho Aur Shahnaz Ke Sath Hi
Aaye – Aunty Boli
Acha Aap Phone Karke Dekho Pata Tochale Kahan Hain
Uske Phone Ka Naam Lete Hi Maine Apnamobile Off Kar Diya Kyunki Mera Cell Silent Par Nahi Tha
Aunty Phone Milakar Boli Switch Off Hai
Ooooh Acha to Mai Ja Rahi Hun Jab Didi Aayengi to Mai Aa Jaungi Ye Kahte Hue Seema Uth Kar
Khari Ho Gayi
Arey Ruko Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Baitho Abhiaati Hogi Tumhari Didi Ruko Main Chaibanati Hun
Tumhare Liye Ye Kahkar Aunty Kitchen Mechali Gayi Aur Seema Wahin Sofe Pe Baithgayi
Ye Ho Kya Raha Hai Kya Karna Chahtihain Aunty - Maine Socha Aur Mai Baithi Un Dono Ki Baten
Sun Rahi Thi Jaisa Aunty Ne Mujh Sekaha Tha
Aunty Chai Le Aayi Aur Wo Dono Chaipine Lagi , Ye Aunty Kitni Chai Piti Hain Abhi Mere Sath Pi Thi Fir Pine Lagi –main Barbarayi
Chai Khatam Karke Wo Dono Baten Karnelagin
Aunty- Aur Bato Seema Kya Hal Hai Kaisachal Raha Hai Sab
Seema - Sab Thik Hai Bahut Barhya
Aunty – Aur Batao Kya Karti Ho Tum
Seema – Bas Kuch Khas Nahi Ghar Me Ammaka Hath Batati Hun Sab Kamo Me Aur Parhayi Karti Hun
Autny – Hmm Good Kis College Me Parhtiho
Seema – Jee Mai College Me Nahi Parhtididi Ne Mera Inter Ka Private Form Bharawaya Hai Aur
Didi Ke Pas Hi Mai Parhti Hun Parhayithik Chal Rahi Hai
Aunty – Good Lekin Yaaar Seema Colegeka Apna Alag Maza Hai Wo Ghumna Firna Mauj Masti
Larkon Ke Sath Muhe to Wo Din Bahut Yadaate Hain
Seema – Jee Wo to Hai Lekin Main Ne 10thke Baad Drop Kar Diya Tha Isliye Private Parh Rahi Hun
Inter Ke Baad College Jaungi Tabcollege Ke Maze Lungi
Aunty – Hmm Iska Matlab Tumko Maze Lenapasand Hai Acha Batao Ab Tak Kya Kya Maze Kiye Hain Tumne
Sema – Aunty Ye Sab Aap Kya Puch Rahihain Koi Maze Waze Nahi Kiye
Aunty – Ooh Dear Sharmao Nahi Batado Ab to Hum Aur Tum Dost Hain
Seema – Hanste Hue Aap Aur Hum Dostkaise ? Aap to Mujh Se Bahut Bari Hai Aur Didi Ki Chachi Hain
Aunty – Arey to Kya Hua Kya Hum Log Dost Nahi Ho Sakte Tumko Dekh Kar Mujhe Apnistudent Life Yaad Aa Gayi Kitne Larke Ghumte the Aage Piche
Seema – Acha Really Fir Aap Kya Kartithi
Aunty - Kuch Nahi Yar Bas Thora Timepas Waise Main Apni Saheliyon Ke Sath Zyada Maze Leti Thi
Bas Kabhi Kabhi Boys Se Thora Upar Semaza Le Leti Thi Taki Hum Logon Ke Piche Larke Deewane Rahen
Seema – Sharmakar Niche Dekhte Hue Iskamatlab Aap to Bahut Pahunchi Hui Chiz Hai Aur Chupi Rustam Bhi
Aunty – Chupi Rustam Kahan Hai Bhai Aapke Samne to Hum Khule Rustam Hai
Ye Kahkar Wo Dono Khub Tez Tez Hansnelagi , Mai Chupchap Unki Bewakufi Bhari Gandi Baten Sun Rahi Thi
Aunty –acha Batao Tumhara Koi Boyfriend Hai
Seema – Nahi Hai
Aunty – Acha Koi Lover Jo Tumko Chahtaho Ya Tum Usko ?
Seema – No , Aisa Koi Nahi Hai Abhi Tak
Aunty– Chalo Man Liya Koi Nahi Hai Lekin Koi Time Paas to Hoga Mauj Masti Wala
Seema – Irritate Hote Hue Bataya Na Nahi Hai Aaap to Piche Par Gayi Ho
Aunty – Kya Karun Tumhara Pichwara Itnaghazab Ka Hai Ki Piche Parne Ko Majbur Ho Gayi Main
Seema – Sharmakar Aaj Aap Ko Kya Huahai Aisi Baten Kyu Kar Rahi Hai
Aunty – Wo Kya Hai Na Ki Tum Itni Hot Hki Tum Ko Dekh Kar Kuch Kuch Hone Lagta Hai Jab Mera Ye Haal Hai to Larkon Kakya Hota Hoga , Tum Mujhe Bata Nahi Rahi Ho
Seema – Nahi Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai
Aunty Uthkar Seema Ke Pas Baith Gayi Aur Boli Dekho Seema Mai Itni Bari Yunhi Dhup Menahi Ho Gayi
Agar Tumhara Kisi Se Koi Masla Nahi Hai to Ye Tumhari Chuchiyankyun Itni Jaldi Itni Bari Bari Ho Gayi Hai
Ye Kahte Hue Aunty Ne Seema Ki Breast Pe Apnahath Rakh Diya
Seema – Ghbrakar Pahlu Badalte Hue Jeewo Wo Kuch Nahi
Aunty – Ghabrao Nahi Yaar Mai to Ekfrind Ki Tarah Tumse Baat Kar Rahi Hun Tum Pata Nahi Kya
Soch Rahi Ho Ye Kahte Hue Aunty Uskibreast Ko Sahlane Lagi
Seema – Siski Lete Hue Ooh Aunty Pleaseye Mat Kariye
Aur Gandi Chizon Ko Asliyat Me Dekhnapar Raha Hai Yahi Sochte Sochte Mujhenind Aa Gayi Aur
Subah Der Se Uthi Kyunki Sunday Tha Aurshahnaz Ko College Nahi Jana Tha Islie Main Soti Rahi
Jab Ankh Khuli to 9:30 Baje the Maine Roz Ke Kamo Ke Baad Chai Banayi Aur Piaur Fir Shahnaz
Ko Jagaya , Sardi Me Waise Bhi Bahutnind Ati Hai Wo Ankhe Malti Hui Uthimaine Kaha 10:30 Baj
Gaye Hain Shahzadi Sahiba Ab Uth Jaiye
Oooh Bibi You Are so Sweet Ilove You Ye Kahte Hue Usne Mere Gale Bahendali Aur Mere
Cheek Pe Kiss Kiya Aur Uth Kar Bathroom Me Chali Gayi , Hum Donone Nashta Kiya Chai Pi Fir
Main Baith Kar Tv Dekhne Lagi 12:00 Baje the Ki Door Bell Baji Main Uth Kargate Pe Gayi Mere
Piche Shahnaz Bhi Uchakti Kudti Chaliayi Maine Dekha Ki Chachi Aayi Hain Uur Sath Me Amroz
Tha Maine Gate Khola Wo Andar Aa Gayi Shahnaz Ko Dekhte Hi Amroz Uske Paas Aa
Gaya Aur Uske Baal Khinchne Laga Humlog Andar Aa Gaye , Chachi Ko Chai Pani Karakar Maine
Pucha Yun Achanak Aap Kaise Aur Batayabhi Nahi Phone Bhi Nahi Kiya Sab Thik to Hai
Han Sab Thik Hai – Wo Boli Razia Bhabi Ke Yahan Shadi Me Aana Tha Aurbahut Dino Se Aayi Bhi Nahi Thi Isliye Pahle Se Aa Gayi Aur Rukungi
Ye Sunkar Shahnaz to Bahut Khushhui , Ye to Bahut Acha Hai Aur Unclekahan Hain – Maine Pucha
Wo Kal Jhansi Gaye Hain Kuch Kaam Sekuch Din Ke Baad Wapas Aayenge – Aunty Boli
Fir Hum Log Baten Karte Rahe Aurdopahar Ko Lunch Kiya , Seema Aayichachi Ne Kuch Der Us Se Baten Ki Aur Fir Wo Parhkar Chali Gayi
Sham Ko Shahnaz Amroz Ko Lekar Bahar Gayi
Aur Har Waqt Ghar Se Bahr Rahta Tha Puri Colony Me Tahal Kar Sabko Apna
Introduction Diya Karta Tha Raat Ho Gayi Maine Dinner Ka Intezam Kiyahum Sab Ne
Dinner Kiya Aur Sone Chale Gaye Amroz Baar Baar Shahnaz Ke Pas Hi Bhag Jata Tha
Amroz Aur Shahnaz Ke so Jane Ke Bad Aunty Mere Room Me Aagayi Aur Baten Karne Lagi Kafi Der Tak Baten Karne Ke
Baad Aunty Sone Chali Gayi Aur Main Bhiso Gayi Subah Main Uthi Roz Ke Kaam Kebaad
Breakfast Taiyar Kiya Aur Hum Sab Ne Nashta Kiya Aurshahnaz Ke Sath College Chali Gayi Jahan
Maine Bhi Class Ki Aur Hum Dono Sath Hiwapas Aaye Ghar Aakar Maine Lunch Taiyarkiya Kuch
Chizen Aunty Ne Bana Ke Rakhi Thi Bakimaine Aakar Kar Liya Aur Hum Ne Lunch Kiya Lunch Ke
Baad Main Aunty Se Baten Kar Rhi Thiaur Shahnaz Apne Room Me Chali Gayi Thi
Tabhi Seema Aa Gyi Aur Wo Hum Dono Konamaste Karke Apni Books Lekar Parhne Lagi Thori Der
Tak Usko Parhane Ke Baad Main Chaibanane Chali Gayi Aur Aunty Seema Se Baten Karne Lagi
Wo Dono Kya Baten Kar Rahi Thin Mujhenahi Pata Main Chai Banakar Layi Aur Humteeno Ne Pi
Aur 6:00 Baje Seema Chali Gayi
Uske Jane Ke Baad Chachi Ne Kaha Itnider Tak Isko Parhati Ho , Haan Aunty – Maine Kaha
Aur Maine Aunty Ko Bataya Ki Main Kyu Parhati Hun Maine Seema Ki Studyke Baare Me Sab
Bataya Aunty Ko Ye Tum Bahut Acha Kaam Kar Rahi Ho – Aunty Nemujh Se Kaha
Raat Ho Gayi Hum Ne Dinner Kiya Aur Humlog Sone Ki Taiyari Karne Lage Kal Ki Tarah Aaj Bhi
Aunty Amroz Ke so Jane Ke Bad Mere Kamre Meaa Gayi Aur Hum Dono Baten Karne Lage
Aaj Aunty Ne Us Din Ki Ghatna Ke Bareme Baat Ki Aunty Ne Kaha Kya Ho Gaya Tha Jo Tum Ne Apne
Uncle Ko Be Izzat Kiya Maine Aunty Kosab Bataya “main Hairan Thi Ki Uncle Ne Is Bare Me Aunty
Ko Bhi Bata Diya “
Aapkouncle Ne Is Bare Me Bataya – Maine Pucha
Haan to Aur Kaun Batayega – Wo Boli Hum Log Pati Patni Se Kahin Zyada Ek Achedost Hain Aur Ek Dusre Se Kuch Nahi Chupate
Lekin Ghalti to Uncle Ki Hain Na Auntyus Bechari Ke Sath Unhone Bang Kiya Agar Wo Complaint
Kar Deti to Aap Janti Ho Hum Log Kitniproblem Me Aa Sakte the Aur Kitni Badnami Ho Sakti Thi
Hamari Ye Uncle Ne Kyu Nahi Socha –maine Kaha
Ooooh Beta Tum Bahut Seedhi Aur Bahutbholi Ho Tum Sirf Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakhti Ho Kabhi
Bekar Me Ghar Se Bahar Bhi Nahi Jatiisliye Jo Kuch Tumhari Life Me Hai Aur Tumhare Ghar Me Hai
Tum Us Ko Hi Zindagi Samajhti Ho Lekin My Dear Tumko Abhi Nahi Pata Ki Isduniya Me Kya Kya
Hota Hai Aur Dunia Kahan Pahunch Chukihai Agar Main Kahun Ki Tum Nadan Ho to Ye Ghalat Nahi
Hoga – Aunty Ne Kaha , Aur Aage Boltehue Wo Boli Ki Kya Kaha Tumne Ki Uncle Ne Uska Bang Kiya
Lekin Shayad Tum Nahi Janti Ki Jab Koilarki Khud Hi Chudasi Ho Aur Kisi Admi Se Chudwaye to Wo
Bang Nahi Hota – Aunty Boli
Aunty Ke Munh Se Ye Word Sunkar Merepairon Ke Niche Se Zamin Nikal Gayi Main Hairan Rah
Gayi Ki Aunty Kya Bol Rahi Hain , Maineaunty Se Kaha Aunty Please Mind Your Language Aap Kya
Bak Rhi Ho Aap Ko Bilkul Sharam Nahi Aarahi – Maine Kaha
Haan Bilkul Sharm Nahi Aa Rahi Ekchinal Aurat Ki Aulad Ke Liye Tumne Mere Pati Ko Itna Be Izzat
Kiya Us Samay Tum Ye Bhul Gayi Ki Wotumhare Uncle Hai – Wo Boli
Mujhe Achi Tarah Yad Tha Aur Isi Wajahse Un Ko Sirf Be Izzat Kiya Agar Wo Mere Uncle Na Hote To
Shayad Un Ko Yahan Se Security Officer Lejati Itna to Aap Janti Hain Na Mere Bareme – Maine Kaha Aur
Aap Ko Koi Haq Nahi Hai Kisi Ko Galidene Ka Main Janti Hun Un Dono Maa Beti Ka Kusoor Sirf Itna
Hai Ki Wo Ghareeb Hain Aur Dulatmandlog Ye Chahte Hain Ki Ghareb Un Ke Hisab Se Jiyen Jo Wo
Kahen Wo Ghareeb Karen Sirf Itni Baathai
Zyada Emotinal Hone Ki Zarurat Nahi Haiaur Is Dunia Ke Sare Ghareebon Ki Tum Thekedar Nahi Ho
Samjhi – Aunty Boli Aunty Bahut Gusse Se Baat Kar Rahi Thin Aajse Pahle Maine Aunty Ko Is Tarah Baat Karte Kabhi Nahi Dekha Tha
Main Kuch Nahi Boli Aur Khamosh Rahi
Aunty Apne Room Me Jane Ke Liye Uthiaur Jate Jate Bolin Ki Kal Dekhna Main Tumko Us Larki Ki Hi
Zuban Se Sab Sunaungi Bas Tum Waisa Karogi Jaisa Main Kahungi Samjhi Aur Ye Kahkar Aunty
Apne Room Me Chali Gayi
Unke Jane Ke Baad Main Bahut Nervousthi Kafi Der Apni Ankhon Ko Nam Kiye Hue Leti Rahi Aur Fir
Najane Kab so Gyi
Roz Ki Tarah Subah Main Uthi Aur Apnesare Kam Niptaye Sab Ko Chai Pilayi Aur Nashta Banaya
Sab Ne Nashta Kiya Aur 10:00 Baje Mainshahnaz Ko College Chorne Ke Liye Gayi Mujhe Class
Nahi Karni Thi Isliye Usko Chor Karmain Wapas Aa Gayi
Main Wapas Ayi to Aunty Nahakar Apne Bal Sukha Rahi Thimai Aakar Baith Gayi Aunty Chai Banakar Le Ayi Aur Hum Dono Pine Lage
Tumne Apni Scooter Khan Khari Ki Hai -Aunty Apni Chai Khatam Karte Hue Boli
Jee Wo Ghar Ke Andar Khari Hai – Mainejawab Diya
Aur Sema Kab Ayegi – Wo Boli
Jee Abhi Aati Hogi Ye to Us Ke Upar Haiwo Jab Aa Jati Hai Main Usko Parha Deti Hun – Maine Kaha
Hmmm Mmm – Aur Wo Kuch Nahi Boli
Aunty Aap Kya Karna Chahti Hain Dekhiyemere Khyal Se Kisi Ko Pareshan Karne Se Koi Fayda Nahi Hai
Aur Uncle to Intehai Darjaapne Meyar Se Gir Hi Chuke the Ab Aap Aisa Kuch Mat Kariyega Jis Se Main Aap Sebhi Nafrat Karne Lagun
Yahan Baat Aap Ke Khyal Ki Nahi Hai , Aur Kaun Kitna Apne Meyar Se Gira Ye Kaun Taye Karega
Kuch Baton Me Insan Ka Meyar Kho Jata Hai Lekin Ye Tum Nahi Samjhogi Ye Baten Insan Samajhte Hain Aap Ke Jaise Farishte Nahiaur Rahi Baat Nafrat Ki to Tum Mujh Se Bhi Kar Sakti Ho
Jab Tum Apne Uncle Se Nafrat Kar Ssaktiho to Main Kya Hun Main to Unki Wife Un Pahle Wo Hain Main Nahi
Lekin Aaj Jo Maine Kaha Wo Karne Do Baki Sarizindagi Tum Mujh Se Nafrat Karna Ye
Kahkar Wo Khari Ho Gayi Aur Mera Hathpakarkar Boli Aao Main Unke Sath Lounge Se Bahar Aa
Gayi
Bahar Aakar Unhone Kaha Ki Apni Scootygarage Me Kar Ke Iska Gate Band Kar Do Maine Waisa
Hi Kiya Jaisa Unhone Kaha Aur Uske Baad Hum Dono Andar Aa Gaye Main Apne Room Me Chali
Gayi Aur Jakar Let Gayi Tabhi Door Belbaji Main Uth Kar Aayi Aunty Ne Pucha Kya Seema Hogi
Maine Kaha – Haan Ho Sakti Hai Aunty Ne Apne Room Ki Khirki Se Bahar Jhnkkar Dekha Aur Awaz
Di Kaun Hai - Jee Main Seema – Gate Par Se Awaz Ayi
Aunty Ne Mujh Se Kaha Dekho Tum Shahnazke Room Me Jao Aur Door Andar Se Lock Kar Lo Khirki
Ko Halka Sa Kholkar Parde Ke Piche Sebas Suno Aur Dekho Ye Kahkar Wo Gate Pechali Gayi Aur
Main Room Me Aa Gayi Aur Room Lock Karliya Maine Khirki Ka Palla Halka Sa Khola Aur Parda Gira Liya Aur Aaram Se Sofepe Baith Gayi
Tabhi Aunty Aur Seema Lounge Me Aa Gayi
Aunty Didi Ne to Kaha Tha Ki Unki Classaaj Nahi Hai to Didi Kahan Rah Gayi – Seema Ne Pucha
Pata Nahi Beta Mujhe Kya Malum Ho Saktahai Ki Class Me Baith Gayi Ho Aur Shahnaz Ke Sath Hi
Aaye – Aunty Boli
Acha Aap Phone Karke Dekho Pata Tochale Kahan Hain
Uske Phone Ka Naam Lete Hi Maine Apnamobile Off Kar Diya Kyunki Mera Cell Silent Par Nahi Tha
Aunty Phone Milakar Boli Switch Off Hai
Ooooh Acha to Mai Ja Rahi Hun Jab Didi Aayengi to Mai Aa Jaungi Ye Kahte Hue Seema Uth Kar
Khari Ho Gayi
Arey Ruko Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Baitho Abhiaati Hogi Tumhari Didi Ruko Main Chaibanati Hun
Tumhare Liye Ye Kahkar Aunty Kitchen Mechali Gayi Aur Seema Wahin Sofe Pe Baithgayi
Ye Ho Kya Raha Hai Kya Karna Chahtihain Aunty - Maine Socha Aur Mai Baithi Un Dono Ki Baten
Sun Rahi Thi Jaisa Aunty Ne Mujh Sekaha Tha
Aunty Chai Le Aayi Aur Wo Dono Chaipine Lagi , Ye Aunty Kitni Chai Piti Hain Abhi Mere Sath Pi Thi Fir Pine Lagi –main Barbarayi
Chai Khatam Karke Wo Dono Baten Karnelagin
Aunty- Aur Bato Seema Kya Hal Hai Kaisachal Raha Hai Sab
Seema - Sab Thik Hai Bahut Barhya
Aunty – Aur Batao Kya Karti Ho Tum
Seema – Bas Kuch Khas Nahi Ghar Me Ammaka Hath Batati Hun Sab Kamo Me Aur Parhayi Karti Hun
Autny – Hmm Good Kis College Me Parhtiho
Seema – Jee Mai College Me Nahi Parhtididi Ne Mera Inter Ka Private Form Bharawaya Hai Aur
Didi Ke Pas Hi Mai Parhti Hun Parhayithik Chal Rahi Hai
Aunty – Good Lekin Yaaar Seema Colegeka Apna Alag Maza Hai Wo Ghumna Firna Mauj Masti
Larkon Ke Sath Muhe to Wo Din Bahut Yadaate Hain
Seema – Jee Wo to Hai Lekin Main Ne 10thke Baad Drop Kar Diya Tha Isliye Private Parh Rahi Hun
Inter Ke Baad College Jaungi Tabcollege Ke Maze Lungi
Aunty – Hmm Iska Matlab Tumko Maze Lenapasand Hai Acha Batao Ab Tak Kya Kya Maze Kiye Hain Tumne
Sema – Aunty Ye Sab Aap Kya Puch Rahihain Koi Maze Waze Nahi Kiye
Aunty – Ooh Dear Sharmao Nahi Batado Ab to Hum Aur Tum Dost Hain
Seema – Hanste Hue Aap Aur Hum Dostkaise ? Aap to Mujh Se Bahut Bari Hai Aur Didi Ki Chachi Hain
Aunty – Arey to Kya Hua Kya Hum Log Dost Nahi Ho Sakte Tumko Dekh Kar Mujhe Apnistudent Life Yaad Aa Gayi Kitne Larke Ghumte the Aage Piche
Seema – Acha Really Fir Aap Kya Kartithi
Aunty - Kuch Nahi Yar Bas Thora Timepas Waise Main Apni Saheliyon Ke Sath Zyada Maze Leti Thi
Bas Kabhi Kabhi Boys Se Thora Upar Semaza Le Leti Thi Taki Hum Logon Ke Piche Larke Deewane Rahen
Seema – Sharmakar Niche Dekhte Hue Iskamatlab Aap to Bahut Pahunchi Hui Chiz Hai Aur Chupi Rustam Bhi
Aunty – Chupi Rustam Kahan Hai Bhai Aapke Samne to Hum Khule Rustam Hai
Ye Kahkar Wo Dono Khub Tez Tez Hansnelagi , Mai Chupchap Unki Bewakufi Bhari Gandi Baten Sun Rahi Thi
Aunty –acha Batao Tumhara Koi Boyfriend Hai
Seema – Nahi Hai
Aunty – Acha Koi Lover Jo Tumko Chahtaho Ya Tum Usko ?
Seema – No , Aisa Koi Nahi Hai Abhi Tak
Aunty– Chalo Man Liya Koi Nahi Hai Lekin Koi Time Paas to Hoga Mauj Masti Wala
Seema – Irritate Hote Hue Bataya Na Nahi Hai Aaap to Piche Par Gayi Ho
Aunty – Kya Karun Tumhara Pichwara Itnaghazab Ka Hai Ki Piche Parne Ko Majbur Ho Gayi Main
Seema – Sharmakar Aaj Aap Ko Kya Huahai Aisi Baten Kyu Kar Rahi Hai
Aunty – Wo Kya Hai Na Ki Tum Itni Hot Hki Tum Ko Dekh Kar Kuch Kuch Hone Lagta Hai Jab Mera Ye Haal Hai to Larkon Kakya Hota Hoga , Tum Mujhe Bata Nahi Rahi Ho
Seema – Nahi Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai
Aunty Uthkar Seema Ke Pas Baith Gayi Aur Boli Dekho Seema Mai Itni Bari Yunhi Dhup Menahi Ho Gayi
Agar Tumhara Kisi Se Koi Masla Nahi Hai to Ye Tumhari Chuchiyankyun Itni Jaldi Itni Bari Bari Ho Gayi Hai
Ye Kahte Hue Aunty Ne Seema Ki Breast Pe Apnahath Rakh Diya
Seema – Ghbrakar Pahlu Badalte Hue Jeewo Wo Kuch Nahi
Aunty – Ghabrao Nahi Yaar Mai to Ekfrind Ki Tarah Tumse Baat Kar Rahi Hun Tum Pata Nahi Kya
Soch Rahi Ho Ye Kahte Hue Aunty Uskibreast Ko Sahlane Lagi
Seema – Siski Lete Hue Ooh Aunty Pleaseye Mat Kariye
