Update 28
Us Ne Bahut Se Msg Bheje the Lekin Kuch Msg Mujhe Ache Lage
Beta – Papa Aap Jise Mujhe Marte Ho Waise Hi Dada Jib Hi Aap Ko Marte the Kya?
Papa – Haan Bilkul
Beta – to Ye Khandani Kameenapan Kab Kab Tak Chalega
Next –
Mor Morni Ko Kiss Kar Raha Tha
Morni Us Ko Rok Kar Idhar Udhar Dekhne Lagi
Mor – Kya Hua Jan
Morni - Dekh Rahi Hun Ki Aas Paas Discovery Channel Wale to Nahi Hai Mms Bana Lete Hain Saale
Majboori Me Nahi Dil Kare to Yaad Karna – Duniya Se Fursat Mile to Bat Karna
Dua Hai Ki Duniya Ki Har Khushi Mile Ap Ko - Fir Bhi Ankh Bhar Aaye to Hamen Yad Karna
Good Night
Always Try to Spend Few Second for Your Friends Even You Are Busy , B Coz One Day You Can Get Free Time but Not Your Friends Back
Aage Ek Msg Aur Tha
Aap Ko to Doston Ki Yaad Ati Nahi Hai Ek Hum Hi Hain Jo Sabko Yaad Kar Lete Hain
Good Night
Itne Sare Msg Ke Jawab Mein Main Eek Msg Diya
Kis Kis Ko Yaad Kijiye Kis Kis Pe Roiye Aaram Hai Zaruri Munh Dhak Ke Soiye
Good Night
Tabhi Fir Uska Ek Msg Aaya Likha Tha
Yaad Agar Kisike Kahne Se Aaye
To Kya Yaad Hai
Yaad to Wo Hai Jise
Bata Nahi Sakte Jata Nahi Sakte
Aur Aa Jaye to Mita Nahi Sakte
Abhi Jag Rahji Ho
Yes – I Reply
Aur Kya Ho Raha Hai Sab so Gaye Hain Ya Jag Rahe Hain – He Msg
Pata Nahi Itni Sardi Hai Ho Sakta Hai so Gaye Hon - I Reply
To Bat Karengi Aap –
Nahi – Maine Kaha
Oooh Try Kariye Dekh Liye Agar Sab so Gaye Hon to Bat Kariye Na Time Bhi Bahut Ho Gaya Hai Ab Koi Jag Nahi Raha Hoga Itni Sardi Me – Usne Fir Msg Diya
Thik Hai Main Dekhungi Fir Msg Kar Dungi – Main Ne Reply Kiya
Thik Hai Lekin Zarur Msg Kariyega Main Aaj Apse Baat Zarur Karunga Bahut Din Se Baat Nahi Hui Hai – He Said
Ok Thik Hai – Maine Reply Me Kaha
Fir Main Uth Kar Bahar Aayi Aur Kitchen Me Jakar Chai Banayi Aur Cup Lekar Bahar a Gayi
Maine Socha Shahnaz so Rahi Hai Warna Kitchen Ki Awaz Sunkar Bahar Zarur Aati
Maine Cup Table Pe Rakha Aur Uske Room Me Gayi Dekha Wo English Ki 3 Bani Hui Be Khabar so Rahi Thi
Maine Us Ko Fir Se Lihaaf Udha Diya Aur Door Bnd Kar Ke Bahar Aa Gayi Apna Cup Liya Aur Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Thandak Kafi Ho Rahi Thi Aur Is Waqt Sirf Salwar Suit Me Thi Main to Kafi Ehsas Ho Rha Tha
Thandak Ka Main Jaldi Se Bistar Me Aa Gayi Aur Lihaf Orh Kar Baith Gayi Aur Maza Se Gram Garam Chai Ki Chuskiyan Lene Lagi
Maine Chai Peete Hue Shaiza Ko Msg Kiya
Hi , What R U Doing
Reply Me Us Ne Call Kiya Maine Phone Uthaya
Hello – I Said
He- Hello Kaisi Hain Aap
Me – Main Thik Hun Aap Bataiye Kyun Bat Karna Chah Rahe The
He – Bas Yunhi Bahut Din Ho Gaye Aap Ki Pyari Awaz Nahi Suni
Me- Aur Koi Kaam Nah Hai Tumhare Pas Raat Ko Hi Kyu Pareshan Karte Ho
He- Kaam to Bahut Hai Lekin Kam Ke Liye Pura Din Hai Aur Raat Apni Hai
Me – Raat Aram Ke Liye Hai to Kyun Jag Kar Apni Sehat Ko Nuksab Pahunchate Ho Sote Kab Ho
He – Hmmmm so Bhi Leta Hun Kabhi Kabhi
Me – Kabhi Kabhi
He – Yes
Fir Thori Der Tak Wo Khamosh Raha Main Kayi Baten Kahi Lekin Koi Jawab Nahi Diya
Me – Bol Kyu Nahi Rahe Hain Aap Bat Nahi Karni to Phone Band Karun
He – Nahi Aisa Mat Kariye Mai to Bas Aap Ki Awaz Sun Raha Tha Jo Kano Se Hokar Mere Dil Me Utar Rahi Hai
Me – Acha Bakwas Band Karo
He – Thik Hai Meri Baten to Aap Ko Hamesha Hi Bakwas Lagti Hain
Me – Ye Tumhari Taraf Se Awaz Kaisi a Rahi Hai
He – Kaisi Awaz Aa Rahi Hai
Me – Ajeb Si Kit Pit Kit Pit Ki Awaz Aa Rahi Hai
He – Ooh Wo Main Cpmputer per Baith Hua Hun Key Board Ki Awaz Aa Rahi Hai
Me- Itni Raat Ko Computer Pe Kya Kar Rahe Ho Aur Agar Computer Pe Ho to Bat
Kaise Kar Rahe Ho
He – Maine Kan Me Hand Free Lagaya Hua Hai Aur Hath Computer Pe Chal Rahe Hai Bahut Kaam Hota Hai
Apni Study Ka Aur Work Ka Din Bhar to Pahle College Fir Kaam Me Beet Jata Hai Ghar Aakar Bhi Bahut Sara Kaam Karna Hota Hai
Me – Kitni Der Tak Chalta Hai Ye Kam Aap Ka
He – Har Din Alag Lag Hota Hai Kabhi Kabhi 3-4 Baj Jata Hai Aur Waise to 2 Baje Tak to Roz Hi Computer Pe Rahta Hun
Me – Acha to Aap Apna Kaam Karte Hain Aur Dusron Ko Faltu Me Pareshan Karte Hain
He– Hehe He He Pareshan to Nahi Karta Bas Kabhi Kabhi Baat Kar Leta Hun
Me – Acha Subah Kitne Baje Uthte Hain Aap
He – Main Subah 8 Baje Ghar Chord Eta Hun Har Haal Me
Me – to Fir Sote Kab Hain Aap
He – Kaha Na Ki Kabhi Kabhi so Leta Hun
Me – Kyun Kabhi Kabhi Kyun
He – Pata Nahi Kyun , Main Suntan Hun Ki Sona Bhi Chahiye to Ajeb Lagta Hai , Shayad Nind Se Hi Dar Gaya Hun
Me – Bekar Ki Philosophy Mat Jhariye Pappu Aisa Koi Nahi Hai Jisko Nind Na Aaye Samjhe
He – Thik Kah Rahi Hain Aap Lekin Raat Ke Kisi Bhi Waqt Kabhi Bhi Bas Ek Masg Kar Ke Dekhiyega Bas Aapko Pata Chal Jayega Ki Mai so Raha Hun Ya Nahi Fauran Hi Aap Ko Reply Milega
Me – Arey Beta Pappu Mujhe Bewakuf Mat Banaiye Computer Mobile Ka Itna Knowledge Hai to Kuch System Bana Rakha Hoga Aap Ne
He – Acha Thik Masg Na Karke Call Kar Liyega Tab to Pata Chal Jayega Aur Mujhe Ye Pappu Pappu Mat Kahiye Mai Koi Pappu Nahi Hun
Me – Kyu Pappu Abhi Pappu Hi to Ho
He – Nahi Mai Pappu Nahi Hun Kyunki Mera Pappu Bhi Bada Ho Gaya Hai
Me – Matlab Tumhara Pappu?
He – Choriye Aap Nahi Samjhengi , Aur Ye Aap Aap Kar Ke Kyu Bat Karti Hai Tum Kaho Na Mujhe Tum Acha Lagta Hai Hum Dost Hain to Ye Formality Kyu
Me – Ye Formality Aur Dikhawe Se Mujhe Sakht Nafrat Hai Aur Rahi Bat Ki to Mujhe Acha Lagta Hai Ki Baat Saleke Aur Thzeeb Aur Tameez Se Ki Jaye
He – Hmmm Acha Hai Acha Hai Lekin Dosto Me Ye Mujhe Acha Nahi Lagta Main Samajhta Hun Ki Is Aap Janab Ke Chakkar Me Hum Khul Kar Baaten Bhi Nahi Kar Pate
Me – Ab Aisa Aap Ka Sochna Hai Mera Nahi
He – Acha Agar Aap Ko Mere Pe Gussa Aaye Aur Galiyan Dene Paren to Bhi Kya Aap Janab Se Dengi Jaise Aap Ki Maa Kii . Aap Ki Bahan Kii. Ap Kamine .. Aap Ki Amaa Ki ..
Me – Bakwas Mat Karo Samjhe
He – Han to Fir Normal Way Me Baat Kariye Aur Ye Aap Janab Band Kar Diye
Me – Thik Hai Pata Nahi Kahan Se Badtamizon Se Pala Par Gaya
He – He He He He – Ye Badtamizi Nahi Hai Is Ko Hi Nazdiki Bolte Hain Hum Doston Me Aur Jo Aap Janab Karta Hai to Lagta Hai Ki Wo Bahri Aadmi Hai
Me – Waah Kya Baat Hai Aap Logon Ki , to Aap Apne Dosto Se Kis Andaz Me Baat Karte Hain
He – Hmmm Main Aapko Ek Msg Send Kar Raha Hun Dekh Liye Mere Dost Log Kaise Hain
Me – Ok Send Karo
Usne Msg Diya
Boy- Aj Accident Hua Uff Marte Marte Bacha Hun
Dad – Tumhari Hi Ghalti Hogi Hawa Me to Chalte Ho
Maa- Beta Thik to Ho Na ?
Bahan – Kahin Chot to Nahi Aayi Bhai ?
Bhai – Dhayan Se Chalaya Karo Bhai
Lover – Tum Ko Mera Zara Bhi Khyal Nahi Kuch Ho Jata Agar Tumko To
Friends – Ooh Shit Fatihe Ka Pulaao Milte Milte Rah Gaya
Me – Hmmm Maine Parh Liya Masg to Ye Hai Aap Ki Dosti
He – Han Dost to Hote Hi Kamine Hain Bach Jao to Marne Ki Dua Karenge Marne Lago to Saale Aake Gher Lenge Aur Dam Nahi Nikalne Denge
Me – Nice Friendship Acha Ab Mujhe Sona Hai Bahut Time Ho Gaya Hai Aur Bahut Bat Bhi Ho Gayi Aap Se
He – Abhi to 1:20 Hua Hai Kahan Bahut Time Hua Hai
Me – Mere Liye Bahut Time Ho Gaya Hai Mujhe Subah Jaldi Uthna Hota Hai Ok
He – Thik Hai Bas Thori Der Aur Baat Karo Na Plz Ab Mera Kaam Bhi Khatam Ho Gaya Hai Aur Ab Sirf Baat Thori Der Please
Me – Thik Hai Lekin Ab Kya Bat Karni Hai
He – Wait Mujhe Ab Bed Pe Jana Hai Baithe Baithe Terha Ho Gaya Hun
Me – Ok
He – Yes Ab Main Bed Pe Hun Razayi Ke Andar
Me – Ok to Kahiye Kya Kah Rahe the Aap
He – Fir Aap
Me – Arey Thik Hai
He –aadat Se Majboor Ho
Me – Acha Yeh Bataiye Ki Nind Kyun Nahi Aati Hai Aapko Agar Nind Na Aane Ki Beemari
Hai to Uska Ilaj Kariye
Beta – Papa Aap Jise Mujhe Marte Ho Waise Hi Dada Jib Hi Aap Ko Marte the Kya?
Papa – Haan Bilkul
Beta – to Ye Khandani Kameenapan Kab Kab Tak Chalega
Next –
Mor Morni Ko Kiss Kar Raha Tha
Morni Us Ko Rok Kar Idhar Udhar Dekhne Lagi
Mor – Kya Hua Jan
Morni - Dekh Rahi Hun Ki Aas Paas Discovery Channel Wale to Nahi Hai Mms Bana Lete Hain Saale
Majboori Me Nahi Dil Kare to Yaad Karna – Duniya Se Fursat Mile to Bat Karna
Dua Hai Ki Duniya Ki Har Khushi Mile Ap Ko - Fir Bhi Ankh Bhar Aaye to Hamen Yad Karna
Good Night
Always Try to Spend Few Second for Your Friends Even You Are Busy , B Coz One Day You Can Get Free Time but Not Your Friends Back
Aage Ek Msg Aur Tha
Aap Ko to Doston Ki Yaad Ati Nahi Hai Ek Hum Hi Hain Jo Sabko Yaad Kar Lete Hain
Good Night
Itne Sare Msg Ke Jawab Mein Main Eek Msg Diya
Kis Kis Ko Yaad Kijiye Kis Kis Pe Roiye Aaram Hai Zaruri Munh Dhak Ke Soiye
Good Night
Tabhi Fir Uska Ek Msg Aaya Likha Tha
Yaad Agar Kisike Kahne Se Aaye
To Kya Yaad Hai
Yaad to Wo Hai Jise
Bata Nahi Sakte Jata Nahi Sakte
Aur Aa Jaye to Mita Nahi Sakte
Abhi Jag Rahji Ho
Yes – I Reply
Aur Kya Ho Raha Hai Sab so Gaye Hain Ya Jag Rahe Hain – He Msg
Pata Nahi Itni Sardi Hai Ho Sakta Hai so Gaye Hon - I Reply
To Bat Karengi Aap –
Nahi – Maine Kaha
Oooh Try Kariye Dekh Liye Agar Sab so Gaye Hon to Bat Kariye Na Time Bhi Bahut Ho Gaya Hai Ab Koi Jag Nahi Raha Hoga Itni Sardi Me – Usne Fir Msg Diya
Thik Hai Main Dekhungi Fir Msg Kar Dungi – Main Ne Reply Kiya
Thik Hai Lekin Zarur Msg Kariyega Main Aaj Apse Baat Zarur Karunga Bahut Din Se Baat Nahi Hui Hai – He Said
Ok Thik Hai – Maine Reply Me Kaha
Fir Main Uth Kar Bahar Aayi Aur Kitchen Me Jakar Chai Banayi Aur Cup Lekar Bahar a Gayi
Maine Socha Shahnaz so Rahi Hai Warna Kitchen Ki Awaz Sunkar Bahar Zarur Aati
Maine Cup Table Pe Rakha Aur Uske Room Me Gayi Dekha Wo English Ki 3 Bani Hui Be Khabar so Rahi Thi
Maine Us Ko Fir Se Lihaaf Udha Diya Aur Door Bnd Kar Ke Bahar Aa Gayi Apna Cup Liya Aur Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Thandak Kafi Ho Rahi Thi Aur Is Waqt Sirf Salwar Suit Me Thi Main to Kafi Ehsas Ho Rha Tha
Thandak Ka Main Jaldi Se Bistar Me Aa Gayi Aur Lihaf Orh Kar Baith Gayi Aur Maza Se Gram Garam Chai Ki Chuskiyan Lene Lagi
Maine Chai Peete Hue Shaiza Ko Msg Kiya
Hi , What R U Doing
Reply Me Us Ne Call Kiya Maine Phone Uthaya
Hello – I Said
He- Hello Kaisi Hain Aap
Me – Main Thik Hun Aap Bataiye Kyun Bat Karna Chah Rahe The
He – Bas Yunhi Bahut Din Ho Gaye Aap Ki Pyari Awaz Nahi Suni
Me- Aur Koi Kaam Nah Hai Tumhare Pas Raat Ko Hi Kyu Pareshan Karte Ho
He- Kaam to Bahut Hai Lekin Kam Ke Liye Pura Din Hai Aur Raat Apni Hai
Me – Raat Aram Ke Liye Hai to Kyun Jag Kar Apni Sehat Ko Nuksab Pahunchate Ho Sote Kab Ho
He – Hmmmm so Bhi Leta Hun Kabhi Kabhi
Me – Kabhi Kabhi
He – Yes
Fir Thori Der Tak Wo Khamosh Raha Main Kayi Baten Kahi Lekin Koi Jawab Nahi Diya
Me – Bol Kyu Nahi Rahe Hain Aap Bat Nahi Karni to Phone Band Karun
He – Nahi Aisa Mat Kariye Mai to Bas Aap Ki Awaz Sun Raha Tha Jo Kano Se Hokar Mere Dil Me Utar Rahi Hai
Me – Acha Bakwas Band Karo
He – Thik Hai Meri Baten to Aap Ko Hamesha Hi Bakwas Lagti Hain
Me – Ye Tumhari Taraf Se Awaz Kaisi a Rahi Hai
He – Kaisi Awaz Aa Rahi Hai
Me – Ajeb Si Kit Pit Kit Pit Ki Awaz Aa Rahi Hai
He – Ooh Wo Main Cpmputer per Baith Hua Hun Key Board Ki Awaz Aa Rahi Hai
Me- Itni Raat Ko Computer Pe Kya Kar Rahe Ho Aur Agar Computer Pe Ho to Bat
Kaise Kar Rahe Ho
He – Maine Kan Me Hand Free Lagaya Hua Hai Aur Hath Computer Pe Chal Rahe Hai Bahut Kaam Hota Hai
Apni Study Ka Aur Work Ka Din Bhar to Pahle College Fir Kaam Me Beet Jata Hai Ghar Aakar Bhi Bahut Sara Kaam Karna Hota Hai
Me – Kitni Der Tak Chalta Hai Ye Kam Aap Ka
He – Har Din Alag Lag Hota Hai Kabhi Kabhi 3-4 Baj Jata Hai Aur Waise to 2 Baje Tak to Roz Hi Computer Pe Rahta Hun
Me – Acha to Aap Apna Kaam Karte Hain Aur Dusron Ko Faltu Me Pareshan Karte Hain
He– Hehe He He Pareshan to Nahi Karta Bas Kabhi Kabhi Baat Kar Leta Hun
Me – Acha Subah Kitne Baje Uthte Hain Aap
He – Main Subah 8 Baje Ghar Chord Eta Hun Har Haal Me
Me – to Fir Sote Kab Hain Aap
He – Kaha Na Ki Kabhi Kabhi so Leta Hun
Me – Kyun Kabhi Kabhi Kyun
He – Pata Nahi Kyun , Main Suntan Hun Ki Sona Bhi Chahiye to Ajeb Lagta Hai , Shayad Nind Se Hi Dar Gaya Hun
Me – Bekar Ki Philosophy Mat Jhariye Pappu Aisa Koi Nahi Hai Jisko Nind Na Aaye Samjhe
He – Thik Kah Rahi Hain Aap Lekin Raat Ke Kisi Bhi Waqt Kabhi Bhi Bas Ek Masg Kar Ke Dekhiyega Bas Aapko Pata Chal Jayega Ki Mai so Raha Hun Ya Nahi Fauran Hi Aap Ko Reply Milega
Me – Arey Beta Pappu Mujhe Bewakuf Mat Banaiye Computer Mobile Ka Itna Knowledge Hai to Kuch System Bana Rakha Hoga Aap Ne
He – Acha Thik Masg Na Karke Call Kar Liyega Tab to Pata Chal Jayega Aur Mujhe Ye Pappu Pappu Mat Kahiye Mai Koi Pappu Nahi Hun
Me – Kyu Pappu Abhi Pappu Hi to Ho
He – Nahi Mai Pappu Nahi Hun Kyunki Mera Pappu Bhi Bada Ho Gaya Hai
Me – Matlab Tumhara Pappu?
He – Choriye Aap Nahi Samjhengi , Aur Ye Aap Aap Kar Ke Kyu Bat Karti Hai Tum Kaho Na Mujhe Tum Acha Lagta Hai Hum Dost Hain to Ye Formality Kyu
Me – Ye Formality Aur Dikhawe Se Mujhe Sakht Nafrat Hai Aur Rahi Bat Ki to Mujhe Acha Lagta Hai Ki Baat Saleke Aur Thzeeb Aur Tameez Se Ki Jaye
He – Hmmm Acha Hai Acha Hai Lekin Dosto Me Ye Mujhe Acha Nahi Lagta Main Samajhta Hun Ki Is Aap Janab Ke Chakkar Me Hum Khul Kar Baaten Bhi Nahi Kar Pate
Me – Ab Aisa Aap Ka Sochna Hai Mera Nahi
He – Acha Agar Aap Ko Mere Pe Gussa Aaye Aur Galiyan Dene Paren to Bhi Kya Aap Janab Se Dengi Jaise Aap Ki Maa Kii . Aap Ki Bahan Kii. Ap Kamine .. Aap Ki Amaa Ki ..
Me – Bakwas Mat Karo Samjhe
He – Han to Fir Normal Way Me Baat Kariye Aur Ye Aap Janab Band Kar Diye
Me – Thik Hai Pata Nahi Kahan Se Badtamizon Se Pala Par Gaya
He – He He He He – Ye Badtamizi Nahi Hai Is Ko Hi Nazdiki Bolte Hain Hum Doston Me Aur Jo Aap Janab Karta Hai to Lagta Hai Ki Wo Bahri Aadmi Hai
Me – Waah Kya Baat Hai Aap Logon Ki , to Aap Apne Dosto Se Kis Andaz Me Baat Karte Hain
He – Hmmm Main Aapko Ek Msg Send Kar Raha Hun Dekh Liye Mere Dost Log Kaise Hain
Me – Ok Send Karo
Usne Msg Diya
Boy- Aj Accident Hua Uff Marte Marte Bacha Hun
Dad – Tumhari Hi Ghalti Hogi Hawa Me to Chalte Ho
Maa- Beta Thik to Ho Na ?
Bahan – Kahin Chot to Nahi Aayi Bhai ?
Bhai – Dhayan Se Chalaya Karo Bhai
Lover – Tum Ko Mera Zara Bhi Khyal Nahi Kuch Ho Jata Agar Tumko To
Friends – Ooh Shit Fatihe Ka Pulaao Milte Milte Rah Gaya
Me – Hmmm Maine Parh Liya Masg to Ye Hai Aap Ki Dosti
He – Han Dost to Hote Hi Kamine Hain Bach Jao to Marne Ki Dua Karenge Marne Lago to Saale Aake Gher Lenge Aur Dam Nahi Nikalne Denge
Me – Nice Friendship Acha Ab Mujhe Sona Hai Bahut Time Ho Gaya Hai Aur Bahut Bat Bhi Ho Gayi Aap Se
He – Abhi to 1:20 Hua Hai Kahan Bahut Time Hua Hai
Me – Mere Liye Bahut Time Ho Gaya Hai Mujhe Subah Jaldi Uthna Hota Hai Ok
He – Thik Hai Bas Thori Der Aur Baat Karo Na Plz Ab Mera Kaam Bhi Khatam Ho Gaya Hai Aur Ab Sirf Baat Thori Der Please
Me – Thik Hai Lekin Ab Kya Bat Karni Hai
He – Wait Mujhe Ab Bed Pe Jana Hai Baithe Baithe Terha Ho Gaya Hun
Me – Ok
He – Yes Ab Main Bed Pe Hun Razayi Ke Andar
Me – Ok to Kahiye Kya Kah Rahe the Aap
He – Fir Aap
Me – Arey Thik Hai
He –aadat Se Majboor Ho
Me – Acha Yeh Bataiye Ki Nind Kyun Nahi Aati Hai Aapko Agar Nind Na Aane Ki Beemari
Hai to Uska Ilaj Kariye
