Update 30
He – Haan Ye Age to Mauj Masti Ki Hi Hai Abhi to Expirence Le Raha Hun
Aunty Bhabhi Se Jab Khoob Tajurba Ho Jayega to Shadi Karunga
Me – to Married Auraten Kyun Larkiyan Nahi Milti Kya
He – Larkiyan Mujhe Achi Nahi Lagti Unke Nakhre Bahut Hote Hain
Pahle Unke Aage Peeche Tahlo Aur Kaam Bhi Aasani Se Nahi Lagwati
Fir Kuch Garbar Ho Gayi to Aur Museebat Aur Doosri Baat Ye Hai Ki Mai Ahinsa Wadi Hun
Khoon Kharaba Mujhe Pasand Nahi Is Liye Larkiyon Se Khas Kar Kunwari Larkiyon Se Door Rahta Hun,
Aur Married Aurton Ke Sath Koi Problem Nahi Koi Nakhre Nahi , Unke Paas Lience Hota Hai , Koi Garbar Ka Bhi Dar Nahi Bas Maza Hi Maza Aur Tajurbe Ka Tajurba
Me – Waah Kya Bat Hai Ahinsa Wadi – Hunh , , Aur Kaam Lagana Matlab ?
He – (hanste Hue ) Arey Yaar Sexual Relation Isko Kaam Lagwana Dena Lena Bolte Hain
Me – Kya Language Hai
He – Arey Abhi Aap Ne Language Kahan Suni Hai Sun Logi to Maza Aa Jayega
Me – Shut up -Mujhe Nahi Sun Ni Ok
He – Ok
Me – Acha Wo Kaun Hain Jinke Sath Tumhare Relation Hain – I Mean Wo Aurten Apone Husband Ke Sath Hain
He – Hmmm Kuch Sath Hain Kuch Ke Husband Bahar Rahte Hain Sabke Bare Me Kabhi Aur Bataunga
Me – Ok
He – Acha Ab Baat Ko Khatam Karen Kyunki Meri Kal Ek Business Party Se Opointment Hai Us Se Milna Bahut Zaruri Hai to Kuch Prepration Karni Hai
Me – Thik Hai Zaruri Kaam Bhi Hai Aur Time Bhi Barbad Kar Rahe Ho Apna Aur Dusre Ka Bhi Mujhe Bhi Sona Hai Mujhe Jaldi Uthna Hota Hai
He – Kitne Baje Uthti Hain Ap
Me – Yahi 4:00 Ya 4:30 Baje Tak
He—hmm to Ab Kya Uthengi Aap Abhi 5:00 Baja Hai
Me – What ( Maine Tezi Lihaf Hataya Aur Table Lamp on Kiya Time Dekha to Waqayi 5 Baja Tha ) Tum Bahut Kameene Ho Meri Puri Raat Kharab Kar Di
He – Acha Ye Dekhiye Ki Time Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chala Itni Achi Achi Baten Ho Gayi Aap Se Aur Aap Ko Bhi Acha Laga Na
Me – Hmmm Agar Acha Nahi Lagta to Baaten Karti Hi Kyun Lekin Time Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chala
He – Kyun Kya Apke Room Ki Light Off Hai
Me – Off Thi Abhi on Ki Hai
He – Ok Bahut Acha Laga Aap Se Baat Karke Maine Aj Tak Kayi Auraton Ke Saath Sex Kiya
Bahut Baar Puri Raat Bhi Bitayi Lekin Aaj Tak Itna Acha Kisi Aurat Ke Jism Ke Sath Khelkar Nahi Laga
Jitna Acha Aap Se Baat Karke Laga Aur Mujhe Time Ka Pura Pata Tha Lekin Fir Bhi Raat Ghuzar Gayi
Me – Bas Bas Baten Mat Banaiye Ab
He – Nahi Baten Nahi Bana Raha Main Jo Bolta Hun Wo Sach Bolta Hun
Jhuthi Baten Banana Mujhe Nahi Aata Aur Aap Ne Mujh Se Baat Ki
Us Ke Liye Thank You Very Much Main Is Raat Ko Kabhi Nahi Bhuloonga
Me – Welcome
He – to Fir Kab Bat Hogi Aap Se
Me – Pata Nahi
He – Arey Aisa Kyun Kah Rahi Hain Kya Ab Mujh Se Bat Nahi Karengi
Me – Ye to Maine Nahi Kaha
He – Acha to Iska Matlab Bat Karengi Thank You Thank You
Me – Thik Hai Ab Baat Ko Khatam Karen Plz
He – Ok Ok Good Night
Me – Good Morning
He – (hanste Hue ) Jee Good Morning Bye
Me – Bye
Fir Maine Phone Rakh Diya Aur Uth Kar Toilet Gayi Fir Main Sochne Lagi Ki Ab Uth Jaun Ya so Jaun Aur Isi Pashopesh Me Kafi Der Tak Leti Rahi
6:30 Baje Main Uthi Aur Apne Kam Me Busy Ho Gayi Fir Shahnaz Jag Gayi Aur Naste Karne Ke Baad Hum Dono College Nikal Gaye
College Ka Mahaul Kal Ki Tarah Hi Tha Thandhak Pure Zor Se Ho Rahi Thi
Main Chuzi Ke Sath Bahut Der Tak Baten Karti Rahi Aur Shahnaz Bhi Mere Sath Thi
Chuzi Apne Nature Ke Mutabik Bas Comedy Hi Kar Rahi Thi Aur Hum Log Khoob Hans Rahe The
Fir Usi Roz Madam Ne Bataya Ki Mara College Bhi 10 January Tak Ke Liye Band Ho Gaya Hai
Hum Log Ghar Wapas Aa Gaye Au Raise Hi Kayi Din Ghar Par Hi Beete Bas Apna Kaam Parhayi Likhayi Aur Kuch Nahi
Seema Bhi College Na Jane Ki Wajah Se Ghar Aa Jati Thi
Aise Hi Time Beeta Aur December Khatam Hone a Gaya
Aaj December Ki 31 Thi Last Day of Year 2005
College Band Tha Is Liye Chuzi Ne Mujhe Milne Ko Kaha Main Aur Shahnaz Sham Ko Market Gaye
Chuzi Bhi Sath Me Thi Bhayanak Thand Hone Ke Baad Bhi Market Me Bahut Chahel Pahel Thi New Year Ki Wajah Se
Maine Thori Shoping Kii Shahnaz Ne Kuch Dress Purchase Kii Apne Liye Aur Mere Seema Ke Liye Bhi
Chuzi Boli Aur Mujhe Bhi to Kuch Dilao Na
Arey Tum Kaho Na Kya Lena Hai Main Le Dungi – Maine Kaha
Nahi Dear Kuch Nahi Lena Bas Main to Dekh Rhi Thi Kit Um Kya Reply Karogi – Wo Boli
Nahi Aisa Nahi Hai Ab to Kuch Lena Hi Parega -Shahnaz Boli
Haan Ab Shahnaz Kah Rahi Hai to Lena Hi Parega Princess Ki Baat Koi Nahi Taal Sakta – Main Boli
Ok Thik Hai Main Ye Dress Lungi – Wo Boli – Aur Usne Apne Liye Ek T Shirt Aur Lower Liya
Kafi Der Tak Hum Log Market Me Hi Ghumte Rahe Aur Hum Teeno Ne Fir Bahr Hi Dinner Kiya
Fir Chuzi Ke Ghar Chale Gaye Kafi Dino Ke Bad Uske Ghar Walon Se Milke Bahut Acha Laga
Aur Fir Hum Log Wahan Se Wapas Aa Gaye Chuzi Ke Papa Hum Logon Ko Road Tak Chorne Aaye
Unko Namaste Bolkar Hum Log Kaanpte Hue Ghar Aa Gaye
Ghar Aakar Hum Dono Ne Eke K Cup Coffe Pee Aur Apne Apne Room Me Jakar Bistar Me Ghus Gaye
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Raat Ko 12:00 Baje Shahnaz Zarur Aayegi Mujhe Wish Karne Ye Uska Tareeka Tha Mujhe Surprisingly Wish Karne Ka
Shaizan Ko Mai Mana Karna Chahti Thi Ki Mujhe Call Mat Karna Lekin Us Ne Pahle Hi Bata Diya Ki Wo Aj Raat New Year Party Me Rahega Apne Friends Ke Sath
Main Apne Bistar Me Dubki Leti Thi Aur Abhi Maine Change Bhi Nahi Kiya Tha
Kafi Der Ke Bad Main Uthi Aur Change Kiya Time Dekha 11:00 Baja Tha Main
Change Karke Wapas Bed Pe Aa Gayi Mujhe Nind Aa Rahi Thi Lekin Pata Tha Ki Abhi Thori Der Ke Baad Koi Sone Nahi Dega
Aur Waisqa Hi Hua Jaise Hi 12 :00 Baja Dharam Se Mere Room Ka Door Khula
Aur Light on Ho Gayi Shahnaz Room Me Aayi Aur Boli - Happy New Year Bibbi
Ye Same to You My Dear Main Usko Gale Lagate Hue Boli God Bless You New Year Me Aap Ko Bahut Sari Khushiyan Milen
Thank You Bibbi Ye Kahti Hui Usne Mera Hath Pakar Kar Kheencha Aur Bahar Le Aayi
Lounge Me Sab Lights on Thi Aur Jaise Hi Main Aayi to Ek Blast Ki Awaz Hui
Main Shahnaz Ke Sath Bahar Gate Pe Aayi to Dekha Sab Log Apne Gate Ke Bahar Khare The
Main Bhi Gate Se Bahar Aayi to Sab Ne Mujhe Wish Karna Shuru Kar Diya Maine Bhi Sabko Wish Kiya
Last Me Guard Hareesh Bhi Aaya Aur Usne Bhi Sabko Wish Kiya Sab Ne Usko New Year Ki Tip Dii Wo Bahut Khush Tha
Razia Aunty Surjeet Aunty Khoob Aatishbazi Kar Rahi Thi Bachon Ke Sath
Kafi Der Tak Yahi Sab Chalta Raha Maine Uncle Aur Aunty Ko Phone Kiya Aur Unko Wishes Dii
Fir Maine Dekha Ki Seema Bhi Apni Mom Ke Saath Aa Gayi Usko Dekh Kar Mujhe Bahut Khushi Hui
Main Aunty Ko Wish Kiya Aur Unhone Bahut Duaayen Hum Dono Bahno Ko Dii Fir Main Un Logon Ke Sath Hi Ghar Ke Andar Aa Gayi
Aur Is Mauke Par Maine Sab Ko Mithayi Khilayi New Year Ka Isteqbaal Mithaas Se Kiya Hum Logon Ne Aur Fir Aunty Aur Seema Chali Gayin
Aur Hum Log Apne Apne Room Me Aagaye Maine Dekha Shaizan Ne New Year Ke Kafi Msg Bheje the Maine Bhi Usko Reply Me Wish Kiya Aur so Gayi
Next Day – 01-01-06
Naya Saal Shuru Ho Gaya Aur Zindagi Ka Ek Saal Aur Beet Gaya
Kuch Apni Yaden Dekar Meri Shelf Me Ek Dairy Aur Barh Gayi Thi Jis Ke Panno Me Year 2005 Band Ho Ke Rah Gaya Tha
Aaj Ka Din Ba Logon Ki Mubarakbaad Lete Aur Dusron Ko Mubarakbad Dete Hue Hi Ghuzar Gaya
Aaj Mujhe Apni Ek Friend Ki Bahut Yaad Aayi Bushra Iftekhar Wo Kabhi Mere Ghar Me Rahi Thi Kuch Month
Uski Mom Bhi Docter Thi Aur Meri Mom Ki Achi Friend Thi Lekin Ab Uska Koi Contact Number Mere Pas Nahi Tha
Pata Nahi Kyu Aaj Bahut Miss Kiya Maine Us Ko Isi Tarah Naye Saal Ka Pahla Din Hansi Khushi Ghuzar Gaya
Next Day Bhi Main Ghar Pae Hi Rahi Sara Din Baghair Kisi Kaam Ke Hum Logon Ko Kahin Aane Jaane Aur Ghumne Firne Ki Aadat Nahi Thi
Sham Ko Seema Aa Gayi Aur Kafi Der Tak Hum Log Study Karte Rahe
Raat Ko Dinner Ke Baaad Main Apne Room Me Aagayi Maine Change Karke Apne Bed Pe Aayi
Aur Lihaaf Orh Liya Thandak Ke Mausam Me Lihaaf Ke Andar Dubakne Ka Apne Alag Hi Maza Hai
Thori Der Tak Yunhi Lete Rahne Ke Baad Main Eek Book Le Li Aur Adhleti Halat Me Hi Parhne Lagi
Aur Kafi Der Tak Parhti Rahi Kafi Der Ke Bad Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi
Maine Book Rakh Di Aur Mibile Me Time Dekha 1:00 Bajne Wala Tha Mere Mobile Par Koi Bhi Msg Nahi Tha
Main Sochne Lagi Ki Is Waqt Shaizan Ka Koi Masg Kyu Nahi Aaya Lekin Main Usko Msg Nahi Karna Chahti Thi
Maine Mobile Rakh Kar Sone Ki Koshish Karne Lagi Tabhi Molile Pe Sms Ring Aayi
Maine Mobile Dekha Ek Sath Kayi Msg Aaye the Us Ke Main Fauran Uske Msg Parhne Lagi
Msg Tha
Teacher- Lofer Aur Offer Me Kya Fark Hai
Student- Simple Mam Agar Main Aapko I Love You Bolun to Lofer Aur Agar Aap Mujhe I Love You Bolo to Offer
Next Was –
1 Larki Ne Coin Dalkar Apna Weight Kiya
58 Kg. Sandle Uteri 57 Kg
Jacket Utari 55 Kg , Fir Duppata Utara 54 Kg. – Aur Coin Khatam Ho Gaye
Ek Bhikhar Bola Tu Chalu Rakh Coin Main Dalta Hun
Ek Aur Msh Tha
Raat Itni Tanha Kyun Hoti Hai , Jinhe Pana Ho Mushkil Muhabbat Unhi Se Kyun Hoti Hai
Good Night
Agar Aap Jag Rahi Hon to Please Reply Kariye
Maine Koi Reply Nahi Kiya Aur so Gayi
Main Subah 4:00 Baje Jag Gayi
Main Uth Kar Toilet Gayi Aur Aakar Fir Let Gayi
Thandak Ki Wajah Se Bistar Chorne Ka Mood Bilkul Nahi Ho Raha Tha
Maine Shaizan Ko Msg Kiya
Zindagi Me Mushkile Tamam Hai
Phir Bhi Labon Pe Ek Muskan Hai , Kyunki Jeena Jab Har Haal Me Hai
To Fir Muskura Ke Jeene Me Kya Nuksaan Hai
Good Morning
Maine Ek Aur Msg Sends Kiya.
Aye Khuda Is Se Pahle Ki Maut Hame Ruswa Kar De
Tu Hamare Jism Aur Hamari Rooh Ko Acha Kar De
Ye Jo Halat Hai Hamari Humne Hi Banayi Hai
Jaisa Tu Chahta Hai Mujhe Ab Waisa Kar De
Hamare Har Faisle Me Teri Raza Shamil Ho
Jo Tera Hukum Ho Wo Hi Hamara Irada Kar De
Hum Me Jo Beemar Hain Unko Tu Acha Kar De
Aur Jo Be Ilm Hain Unko Ghaib Se Kuch Ilm Ata Kar De
Good Morning
Main Soch Rahi Thi Ki Wo Is Waqt so Raha Hoga Lekin Fauran Hi Uska Reply Aaya
Aameen Aameen Very Nice Dua
Tumhare Is Msg Ne Rula Diya
Good Morning 2 U
Usne Fir Msg Kiya , Aap Jag Gayi Bahut Jaldi Subah Ho Gayi Aapki
I Reply - Yes Maine Bataya Tha Ki Main Jaldi Uthti Hun Aur Aaj Aap Bhi Jaldi Jag Gaye
He Reply – Main Sota Hi Nahi Hun to Jagauga Kya
Kya Is Waqt Aap Se Baat Ho Sakti Hai ?
I Reply – Nahi Ye Koi Bat Karne Ka Waqt Hai Subah Ho Gayi Hai Aur Mere Ghar Me Sab Log Uth Chuke Hain
He Said – Ok Dear Take Your Time Have a Good Day
Thanks and Same to You – I Reply
Uske Baad Main Uth Gayi Aur Apne Kaam Me Busy Ho Gayi Sab Kaam Niptaye Aur Fir Shahnaz Ko Jagaya
Shahnaz Uth Nahi Rahi Thi Boli Sone Do Na Bibbi College to Jana Nahi Hai Fir Kyun Utha Rahi Ho
Ab Uth Jao Bahut Der Ho Gayi Hai Aur Main Akele Bore Ho Rahi Hun Abhi Uth Jao Fir so Jana – Main Boli
Wo Mere Gale Me Bahen Dalkar Uthti Hui Boli – Mei Pyari Sweet Bibbi I Love You
Yes Mujhe Pata Hai Ab Sharafat Se Uth Jaiye – Main Boli
Ok Bibbi Kahkar Wo Yhti Jamhaiyan Leti Hui Bathroom Me Chali Gyi
Main Bahr Aakar Sofe Pe Baith Gayi Aur News Paper Dekhne Lagi
Thori Der Ke Baad Shahnaz Bhi Aa Gayi
Main Usko Chai Banakar Dete Hue Boli Lijiye Shahzadi Chai Piye
Usne Chai Ka Cup Le Liya Aur Khamoshi Se Peene Lagi Chai Khatam Karke Wo Boli
Main Aap Ki Shahzadi Hun ?
Jee – Maine Jawab Diya
To Jao Jaldi Se Mere Liye Nashta Lekar Aao Har Waqt Baithi Rahti Ho Kamchor – Wo Tez Awaz Me Boli
Maine News Paper Role Kar Ke Uske Pair Pe Mara Wo Tezi Se Hansti Hui Bhag Gayi
Main Uthkar Kitchen Me Chali Gayi Aur Nashta Taiyar Karne Lagi
Tabhi Peeche Se Shanaz Ayi Aur Boli Bibbi Kya Bana Rahi Ho
Nashta Bana Rahi Hun Aap Ke Liye Shahzadi – Main Boli
Wo He He Karke Hansne Lagi
Bibbi Aaj Witer Special Veg Pulao Banaiye Na – Wo Apne Kandhon Ko Left to Right Right to Left Hilat Hue Boli
Kyu – Maine Kaha
Banaiye Na Bibbi Please Wo Aur Zyada Hilte Hue Boli
Acha Bibbi Din Me Chuzi Aur Seema Ko Bhi Bula Liye Na Pulao Party Karte Hain – Wo Boli
Kis Khushi Me – Main Boli
Sardi Ki Khushi Me Itni Achi Thandak Ho Rahi Hai Aap Ka Pyara Mausam Hai
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Hmm – Aur Aap Ye Chizi Seema Ka Naam Kyu Le Rahi Hain Wo Dono Aap Se Badi Hain
Didi Nahi Bol Sakti Hain Aap , Bahut Badtameez Hoti Ja Rahi Hain Aaj Kal – Main Boli
Sorry Bibbi – Lekin Seema to Khud Mujhe Choti Didi Kahti Hain- Wo Boli
Haan Wo Kahti Hai Kyunki Unki Maa Ne Unko Sikhaya Hai Wo Hum Logon Ki Izzat Karti Hain
Lekin Iska Matlab Ye to Ahi Ki Aap Us Se Badi Ho Gayi Hai –main Boli
I Am Sorry Bibbi Main Ab Yaad Rkhungi – Wo Boli
Its Ok –chalo Nasta Karte Hain – Main Boli
Aur Fir Hum Dono Nashta Karne Lage
Nashte Ke Baad Hum Dono Pas Ke Hi Market Gaye Aur Kuch Purchasing Kii Fir Wapsi Par Sema Ko Ane Ko Kah Diya Ghar Aakar Maine Chuzi Ko Bhi Bol Diya
Dopahr Ko Chuzi Bhi a Gayi Aur Hum Log Baten Karte Rahe Chuzi Ne Khoob Dhmal Kiya
Pura Din Yunhi Hansi Me Beeta Gaya Hum Logon Shahnaz Ki Pasand Ka Lunch Kiya Aur Sham Ko Fir Chuzi Chali Gayi
Chuzi Ke Jane Ke Baad Bhi Seema Hamare Sath Hi Rahi Aur Wo Dinner Kar Ke Gayi
Seema Ke Jane Ke Baad Maine Gate Lock Kiya Aur Andar Aa Gayi Aatish Daan Ko Thanda Karke Main Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Aur Shahnaz Apne Room Me Chali Gayi
Change Kane Ke Baad Main Bistar Me Aa Gyi Aur Ek Book Lekar Parhne Lagi
Kafi Der Tak Parhayi Karne Ke Baad Mujhe Nind Ane Lagi Kyunki Din Me Bhi Bilkul Aaram Nahi Kiya Tha Din Bhar Yunhi Beet Gaya Tha
Maine Light Off Ki Aur Let Gayi Thori Der Ke Baad Mobile Pe Sms Ring Aane Lagi Main Samajh Gayi Ki Insan so Rahe Hai to Shaitan Jag Gaya Hai
Maine Mobile Dekha 12 :00 Baj Rahe the Aur Shaizan Ke Bahut Saare Msg Aa Aaye The
Waise to Tamam Msg the Lekin Kuch Msg Is Tarah the Aap Bhi Parhiye
Santa Banta Car Me Bomb Fit Kar Rahe The
Santa – Yar Agar Ye Fit Karte Karte Fat Gaya to Fir?
Banta – Don’t Worry Yaar Mere Paas Ek Aur Bhi Hai
Many Time I Loose My Best Friends
Bcoz – I Am Unable to Expres how Special They Are to Me
So – This Msg Is for My Sweet Friend Whome I Never Want to Loose
Ek Aur Msg Tha –
Kuch Is Tarah Aap Humse Door Jarahe Ho , Melo Tak Na Aap Hame Nazar Aa Rahe Ho
Muddat Se Na Bheja Koi Sandesh Aapne , Majburi Hai Ya Aap Hame Bhula Rahe Ho
Good Night
Maine Reply Me Ek Msg Kiya –
Apne Kirdaar Pe Itna to Yaqen Hai Hamen
Ki
Koi Chor to Sakta Hai Par Bhula Nahi Sakta
Goog Night
Aunty Bhabhi Se Jab Khoob Tajurba Ho Jayega to Shadi Karunga
Me – to Married Auraten Kyun Larkiyan Nahi Milti Kya
He – Larkiyan Mujhe Achi Nahi Lagti Unke Nakhre Bahut Hote Hain
Pahle Unke Aage Peeche Tahlo Aur Kaam Bhi Aasani Se Nahi Lagwati
Fir Kuch Garbar Ho Gayi to Aur Museebat Aur Doosri Baat Ye Hai Ki Mai Ahinsa Wadi Hun
Khoon Kharaba Mujhe Pasand Nahi Is Liye Larkiyon Se Khas Kar Kunwari Larkiyon Se Door Rahta Hun,
Aur Married Aurton Ke Sath Koi Problem Nahi Koi Nakhre Nahi , Unke Paas Lience Hota Hai , Koi Garbar Ka Bhi Dar Nahi Bas Maza Hi Maza Aur Tajurbe Ka Tajurba
Me – Waah Kya Bat Hai Ahinsa Wadi – Hunh , , Aur Kaam Lagana Matlab ?
He – (hanste Hue ) Arey Yaar Sexual Relation Isko Kaam Lagwana Dena Lena Bolte Hain
Me – Kya Language Hai
He – Arey Abhi Aap Ne Language Kahan Suni Hai Sun Logi to Maza Aa Jayega
Me – Shut up -Mujhe Nahi Sun Ni Ok
He – Ok
Me – Acha Wo Kaun Hain Jinke Sath Tumhare Relation Hain – I Mean Wo Aurten Apone Husband Ke Sath Hain
He – Hmmm Kuch Sath Hain Kuch Ke Husband Bahar Rahte Hain Sabke Bare Me Kabhi Aur Bataunga
Me – Ok
He – Acha Ab Baat Ko Khatam Karen Kyunki Meri Kal Ek Business Party Se Opointment Hai Us Se Milna Bahut Zaruri Hai to Kuch Prepration Karni Hai
Me – Thik Hai Zaruri Kaam Bhi Hai Aur Time Bhi Barbad Kar Rahe Ho Apna Aur Dusre Ka Bhi Mujhe Bhi Sona Hai Mujhe Jaldi Uthna Hota Hai
He – Kitne Baje Uthti Hain Ap
Me – Yahi 4:00 Ya 4:30 Baje Tak
He—hmm to Ab Kya Uthengi Aap Abhi 5:00 Baja Hai
Me – What ( Maine Tezi Lihaf Hataya Aur Table Lamp on Kiya Time Dekha to Waqayi 5 Baja Tha ) Tum Bahut Kameene Ho Meri Puri Raat Kharab Kar Di
He – Acha Ye Dekhiye Ki Time Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chala Itni Achi Achi Baten Ho Gayi Aap Se Aur Aap Ko Bhi Acha Laga Na
Me – Hmmm Agar Acha Nahi Lagta to Baaten Karti Hi Kyun Lekin Time Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chala
He – Kyun Kya Apke Room Ki Light Off Hai
Me – Off Thi Abhi on Ki Hai
He – Ok Bahut Acha Laga Aap Se Baat Karke Maine Aj Tak Kayi Auraton Ke Saath Sex Kiya
Bahut Baar Puri Raat Bhi Bitayi Lekin Aaj Tak Itna Acha Kisi Aurat Ke Jism Ke Sath Khelkar Nahi Laga
Jitna Acha Aap Se Baat Karke Laga Aur Mujhe Time Ka Pura Pata Tha Lekin Fir Bhi Raat Ghuzar Gayi
Me – Bas Bas Baten Mat Banaiye Ab
He – Nahi Baten Nahi Bana Raha Main Jo Bolta Hun Wo Sach Bolta Hun
Jhuthi Baten Banana Mujhe Nahi Aata Aur Aap Ne Mujh Se Baat Ki
Us Ke Liye Thank You Very Much Main Is Raat Ko Kabhi Nahi Bhuloonga
Me – Welcome
He – to Fir Kab Bat Hogi Aap Se
Me – Pata Nahi
He – Arey Aisa Kyun Kah Rahi Hain Kya Ab Mujh Se Bat Nahi Karengi
Me – Ye to Maine Nahi Kaha
He – Acha to Iska Matlab Bat Karengi Thank You Thank You
Me – Thik Hai Ab Baat Ko Khatam Karen Plz
He – Ok Ok Good Night
Me – Good Morning
He – (hanste Hue ) Jee Good Morning Bye
Me – Bye
Fir Maine Phone Rakh Diya Aur Uth Kar Toilet Gayi Fir Main Sochne Lagi Ki Ab Uth Jaun Ya so Jaun Aur Isi Pashopesh Me Kafi Der Tak Leti Rahi
6:30 Baje Main Uthi Aur Apne Kam Me Busy Ho Gayi Fir Shahnaz Jag Gayi Aur Naste Karne Ke Baad Hum Dono College Nikal Gaye
College Ka Mahaul Kal Ki Tarah Hi Tha Thandhak Pure Zor Se Ho Rahi Thi
Main Chuzi Ke Sath Bahut Der Tak Baten Karti Rahi Aur Shahnaz Bhi Mere Sath Thi
Chuzi Apne Nature Ke Mutabik Bas Comedy Hi Kar Rahi Thi Aur Hum Log Khoob Hans Rahe The
Fir Usi Roz Madam Ne Bataya Ki Mara College Bhi 10 January Tak Ke Liye Band Ho Gaya Hai
Hum Log Ghar Wapas Aa Gaye Au Raise Hi Kayi Din Ghar Par Hi Beete Bas Apna Kaam Parhayi Likhayi Aur Kuch Nahi
Seema Bhi College Na Jane Ki Wajah Se Ghar Aa Jati Thi
Aise Hi Time Beeta Aur December Khatam Hone a Gaya
Aaj December Ki 31 Thi Last Day of Year 2005
College Band Tha Is Liye Chuzi Ne Mujhe Milne Ko Kaha Main Aur Shahnaz Sham Ko Market Gaye
Chuzi Bhi Sath Me Thi Bhayanak Thand Hone Ke Baad Bhi Market Me Bahut Chahel Pahel Thi New Year Ki Wajah Se
Maine Thori Shoping Kii Shahnaz Ne Kuch Dress Purchase Kii Apne Liye Aur Mere Seema Ke Liye Bhi
Chuzi Boli Aur Mujhe Bhi to Kuch Dilao Na
Arey Tum Kaho Na Kya Lena Hai Main Le Dungi – Maine Kaha
Nahi Dear Kuch Nahi Lena Bas Main to Dekh Rhi Thi Kit Um Kya Reply Karogi – Wo Boli
Nahi Aisa Nahi Hai Ab to Kuch Lena Hi Parega -Shahnaz Boli
Haan Ab Shahnaz Kah Rahi Hai to Lena Hi Parega Princess Ki Baat Koi Nahi Taal Sakta – Main Boli
Ok Thik Hai Main Ye Dress Lungi – Wo Boli – Aur Usne Apne Liye Ek T Shirt Aur Lower Liya
Kafi Der Tak Hum Log Market Me Hi Ghumte Rahe Aur Hum Teeno Ne Fir Bahr Hi Dinner Kiya
Fir Chuzi Ke Ghar Chale Gaye Kafi Dino Ke Bad Uske Ghar Walon Se Milke Bahut Acha Laga
Aur Fir Hum Log Wahan Se Wapas Aa Gaye Chuzi Ke Papa Hum Logon Ko Road Tak Chorne Aaye
Unko Namaste Bolkar Hum Log Kaanpte Hue Ghar Aa Gaye
Ghar Aakar Hum Dono Ne Eke K Cup Coffe Pee Aur Apne Apne Room Me Jakar Bistar Me Ghus Gaye
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Raat Ko 12:00 Baje Shahnaz Zarur Aayegi Mujhe Wish Karne Ye Uska Tareeka Tha Mujhe Surprisingly Wish Karne Ka
Shaizan Ko Mai Mana Karna Chahti Thi Ki Mujhe Call Mat Karna Lekin Us Ne Pahle Hi Bata Diya Ki Wo Aj Raat New Year Party Me Rahega Apne Friends Ke Sath
Main Apne Bistar Me Dubki Leti Thi Aur Abhi Maine Change Bhi Nahi Kiya Tha
Kafi Der Ke Bad Main Uthi Aur Change Kiya Time Dekha 11:00 Baja Tha Main
Change Karke Wapas Bed Pe Aa Gayi Mujhe Nind Aa Rahi Thi Lekin Pata Tha Ki Abhi Thori Der Ke Baad Koi Sone Nahi Dega
Aur Waisqa Hi Hua Jaise Hi 12 :00 Baja Dharam Se Mere Room Ka Door Khula
Aur Light on Ho Gayi Shahnaz Room Me Aayi Aur Boli - Happy New Year Bibbi
Ye Same to You My Dear Main Usko Gale Lagate Hue Boli God Bless You New Year Me Aap Ko Bahut Sari Khushiyan Milen
Thank You Bibbi Ye Kahti Hui Usne Mera Hath Pakar Kar Kheencha Aur Bahar Le Aayi
Lounge Me Sab Lights on Thi Aur Jaise Hi Main Aayi to Ek Blast Ki Awaz Hui
Main Shahnaz Ke Sath Bahar Gate Pe Aayi to Dekha Sab Log Apne Gate Ke Bahar Khare The
Main Bhi Gate Se Bahar Aayi to Sab Ne Mujhe Wish Karna Shuru Kar Diya Maine Bhi Sabko Wish Kiya
Last Me Guard Hareesh Bhi Aaya Aur Usne Bhi Sabko Wish Kiya Sab Ne Usko New Year Ki Tip Dii Wo Bahut Khush Tha
Razia Aunty Surjeet Aunty Khoob Aatishbazi Kar Rahi Thi Bachon Ke Sath
Kafi Der Tak Yahi Sab Chalta Raha Maine Uncle Aur Aunty Ko Phone Kiya Aur Unko Wishes Dii
Fir Maine Dekha Ki Seema Bhi Apni Mom Ke Saath Aa Gayi Usko Dekh Kar Mujhe Bahut Khushi Hui
Main Aunty Ko Wish Kiya Aur Unhone Bahut Duaayen Hum Dono Bahno Ko Dii Fir Main Un Logon Ke Sath Hi Ghar Ke Andar Aa Gayi
Aur Is Mauke Par Maine Sab Ko Mithayi Khilayi New Year Ka Isteqbaal Mithaas Se Kiya Hum Logon Ne Aur Fir Aunty Aur Seema Chali Gayin
Aur Hum Log Apne Apne Room Me Aagaye Maine Dekha Shaizan Ne New Year Ke Kafi Msg Bheje the Maine Bhi Usko Reply Me Wish Kiya Aur so Gayi
Next Day – 01-01-06
Naya Saal Shuru Ho Gaya Aur Zindagi Ka Ek Saal Aur Beet Gaya
Kuch Apni Yaden Dekar Meri Shelf Me Ek Dairy Aur Barh Gayi Thi Jis Ke Panno Me Year 2005 Band Ho Ke Rah Gaya Tha
Aaj Ka Din Ba Logon Ki Mubarakbaad Lete Aur Dusron Ko Mubarakbad Dete Hue Hi Ghuzar Gaya
Aaj Mujhe Apni Ek Friend Ki Bahut Yaad Aayi Bushra Iftekhar Wo Kabhi Mere Ghar Me Rahi Thi Kuch Month
Uski Mom Bhi Docter Thi Aur Meri Mom Ki Achi Friend Thi Lekin Ab Uska Koi Contact Number Mere Pas Nahi Tha
Pata Nahi Kyu Aaj Bahut Miss Kiya Maine Us Ko Isi Tarah Naye Saal Ka Pahla Din Hansi Khushi Ghuzar Gaya
Next Day Bhi Main Ghar Pae Hi Rahi Sara Din Baghair Kisi Kaam Ke Hum Logon Ko Kahin Aane Jaane Aur Ghumne Firne Ki Aadat Nahi Thi
Sham Ko Seema Aa Gayi Aur Kafi Der Tak Hum Log Study Karte Rahe
Raat Ko Dinner Ke Baaad Main Apne Room Me Aagayi Maine Change Karke Apne Bed Pe Aayi
Aur Lihaaf Orh Liya Thandak Ke Mausam Me Lihaaf Ke Andar Dubakne Ka Apne Alag Hi Maza Hai
Thori Der Tak Yunhi Lete Rahne Ke Baad Main Eek Book Le Li Aur Adhleti Halat Me Hi Parhne Lagi
Aur Kafi Der Tak Parhti Rahi Kafi Der Ke Bad Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi
Maine Book Rakh Di Aur Mibile Me Time Dekha 1:00 Bajne Wala Tha Mere Mobile Par Koi Bhi Msg Nahi Tha
Main Sochne Lagi Ki Is Waqt Shaizan Ka Koi Masg Kyu Nahi Aaya Lekin Main Usko Msg Nahi Karna Chahti Thi
Maine Mobile Rakh Kar Sone Ki Koshish Karne Lagi Tabhi Molile Pe Sms Ring Aayi
Maine Mobile Dekha Ek Sath Kayi Msg Aaye the Us Ke Main Fauran Uske Msg Parhne Lagi
Msg Tha
Teacher- Lofer Aur Offer Me Kya Fark Hai
Student- Simple Mam Agar Main Aapko I Love You Bolun to Lofer Aur Agar Aap Mujhe I Love You Bolo to Offer
Next Was –
1 Larki Ne Coin Dalkar Apna Weight Kiya
58 Kg. Sandle Uteri 57 Kg
Jacket Utari 55 Kg , Fir Duppata Utara 54 Kg. – Aur Coin Khatam Ho Gaye
Ek Bhikhar Bola Tu Chalu Rakh Coin Main Dalta Hun
Ek Aur Msh Tha
Raat Itni Tanha Kyun Hoti Hai , Jinhe Pana Ho Mushkil Muhabbat Unhi Se Kyun Hoti Hai
Good Night
Agar Aap Jag Rahi Hon to Please Reply Kariye
Maine Koi Reply Nahi Kiya Aur so Gayi
Main Subah 4:00 Baje Jag Gayi
Main Uth Kar Toilet Gayi Aur Aakar Fir Let Gayi
Thandak Ki Wajah Se Bistar Chorne Ka Mood Bilkul Nahi Ho Raha Tha
Maine Shaizan Ko Msg Kiya
Zindagi Me Mushkile Tamam Hai
Phir Bhi Labon Pe Ek Muskan Hai , Kyunki Jeena Jab Har Haal Me Hai
To Fir Muskura Ke Jeene Me Kya Nuksaan Hai
Good Morning
Maine Ek Aur Msg Sends Kiya.
Aye Khuda Is Se Pahle Ki Maut Hame Ruswa Kar De
Tu Hamare Jism Aur Hamari Rooh Ko Acha Kar De
Ye Jo Halat Hai Hamari Humne Hi Banayi Hai
Jaisa Tu Chahta Hai Mujhe Ab Waisa Kar De
Hamare Har Faisle Me Teri Raza Shamil Ho
Jo Tera Hukum Ho Wo Hi Hamara Irada Kar De
Hum Me Jo Beemar Hain Unko Tu Acha Kar De
Aur Jo Be Ilm Hain Unko Ghaib Se Kuch Ilm Ata Kar De
Good Morning
Main Soch Rahi Thi Ki Wo Is Waqt so Raha Hoga Lekin Fauran Hi Uska Reply Aaya
Aameen Aameen Very Nice Dua
Tumhare Is Msg Ne Rula Diya
Good Morning 2 U
Usne Fir Msg Kiya , Aap Jag Gayi Bahut Jaldi Subah Ho Gayi Aapki
I Reply - Yes Maine Bataya Tha Ki Main Jaldi Uthti Hun Aur Aaj Aap Bhi Jaldi Jag Gaye
He Reply – Main Sota Hi Nahi Hun to Jagauga Kya
Kya Is Waqt Aap Se Baat Ho Sakti Hai ?
I Reply – Nahi Ye Koi Bat Karne Ka Waqt Hai Subah Ho Gayi Hai Aur Mere Ghar Me Sab Log Uth Chuke Hain
He Said – Ok Dear Take Your Time Have a Good Day
Thanks and Same to You – I Reply
Uske Baad Main Uth Gayi Aur Apne Kaam Me Busy Ho Gayi Sab Kaam Niptaye Aur Fir Shahnaz Ko Jagaya
Shahnaz Uth Nahi Rahi Thi Boli Sone Do Na Bibbi College to Jana Nahi Hai Fir Kyun Utha Rahi Ho
Ab Uth Jao Bahut Der Ho Gayi Hai Aur Main Akele Bore Ho Rahi Hun Abhi Uth Jao Fir so Jana – Main Boli
Wo Mere Gale Me Bahen Dalkar Uthti Hui Boli – Mei Pyari Sweet Bibbi I Love You
Yes Mujhe Pata Hai Ab Sharafat Se Uth Jaiye – Main Boli
Ok Bibbi Kahkar Wo Yhti Jamhaiyan Leti Hui Bathroom Me Chali Gyi
Main Bahr Aakar Sofe Pe Baith Gayi Aur News Paper Dekhne Lagi
Thori Der Ke Baad Shahnaz Bhi Aa Gayi
Main Usko Chai Banakar Dete Hue Boli Lijiye Shahzadi Chai Piye
Usne Chai Ka Cup Le Liya Aur Khamoshi Se Peene Lagi Chai Khatam Karke Wo Boli
Main Aap Ki Shahzadi Hun ?
Jee – Maine Jawab Diya
To Jao Jaldi Se Mere Liye Nashta Lekar Aao Har Waqt Baithi Rahti Ho Kamchor – Wo Tez Awaz Me Boli
Maine News Paper Role Kar Ke Uske Pair Pe Mara Wo Tezi Se Hansti Hui Bhag Gayi
Main Uthkar Kitchen Me Chali Gayi Aur Nashta Taiyar Karne Lagi
Tabhi Peeche Se Shanaz Ayi Aur Boli Bibbi Kya Bana Rahi Ho
Nashta Bana Rahi Hun Aap Ke Liye Shahzadi – Main Boli
Wo He He Karke Hansne Lagi
Bibbi Aaj Witer Special Veg Pulao Banaiye Na – Wo Apne Kandhon Ko Left to Right Right to Left Hilat Hue Boli
Kyu – Maine Kaha
Banaiye Na Bibbi Please Wo Aur Zyada Hilte Hue Boli
Acha Bibbi Din Me Chuzi Aur Seema Ko Bhi Bula Liye Na Pulao Party Karte Hain – Wo Boli
Kis Khushi Me – Main Boli
Sardi Ki Khushi Me Itni Achi Thandak Ho Rahi Hai Aap Ka Pyara Mausam Hai
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Hmm – Aur Aap Ye Chizi Seema Ka Naam Kyu Le Rahi Hain Wo Dono Aap Se Badi Hain
Didi Nahi Bol Sakti Hain Aap , Bahut Badtameez Hoti Ja Rahi Hain Aaj Kal – Main Boli
Sorry Bibbi – Lekin Seema to Khud Mujhe Choti Didi Kahti Hain- Wo Boli
Haan Wo Kahti Hai Kyunki Unki Maa Ne Unko Sikhaya Hai Wo Hum Logon Ki Izzat Karti Hain
Lekin Iska Matlab Ye to Ahi Ki Aap Us Se Badi Ho Gayi Hai –main Boli
I Am Sorry Bibbi Main Ab Yaad Rkhungi – Wo Boli
Its Ok –chalo Nasta Karte Hain – Main Boli
Aur Fir Hum Dono Nashta Karne Lage
Nashte Ke Baad Hum Dono Pas Ke Hi Market Gaye Aur Kuch Purchasing Kii Fir Wapsi Par Sema Ko Ane Ko Kah Diya Ghar Aakar Maine Chuzi Ko Bhi Bol Diya
Dopahr Ko Chuzi Bhi a Gayi Aur Hum Log Baten Karte Rahe Chuzi Ne Khoob Dhmal Kiya
Pura Din Yunhi Hansi Me Beeta Gaya Hum Logon Shahnaz Ki Pasand Ka Lunch Kiya Aur Sham Ko Fir Chuzi Chali Gayi
Chuzi Ke Jane Ke Baad Bhi Seema Hamare Sath Hi Rahi Aur Wo Dinner Kar Ke Gayi
Seema Ke Jane Ke Baad Maine Gate Lock Kiya Aur Andar Aa Gayi Aatish Daan Ko Thanda Karke Main Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Aur Shahnaz Apne Room Me Chali Gayi
Change Kane Ke Baad Main Bistar Me Aa Gyi Aur Ek Book Lekar Parhne Lagi
Kafi Der Tak Parhayi Karne Ke Baad Mujhe Nind Ane Lagi Kyunki Din Me Bhi Bilkul Aaram Nahi Kiya Tha Din Bhar Yunhi Beet Gaya Tha
Maine Light Off Ki Aur Let Gayi Thori Der Ke Baad Mobile Pe Sms Ring Aane Lagi Main Samajh Gayi Ki Insan so Rahe Hai to Shaitan Jag Gaya Hai
Maine Mobile Dekha 12 :00 Baj Rahe the Aur Shaizan Ke Bahut Saare Msg Aa Aaye The
Waise to Tamam Msg the Lekin Kuch Msg Is Tarah the Aap Bhi Parhiye
Santa Banta Car Me Bomb Fit Kar Rahe The
Santa – Yar Agar Ye Fit Karte Karte Fat Gaya to Fir?
Banta – Don’t Worry Yaar Mere Paas Ek Aur Bhi Hai
Many Time I Loose My Best Friends
Bcoz – I Am Unable to Expres how Special They Are to Me
So – This Msg Is for My Sweet Friend Whome I Never Want to Loose
Ek Aur Msg Tha –
Kuch Is Tarah Aap Humse Door Jarahe Ho , Melo Tak Na Aap Hame Nazar Aa Rahe Ho
Muddat Se Na Bheja Koi Sandesh Aapne , Majburi Hai Ya Aap Hame Bhula Rahe Ho
Good Night
Maine Reply Me Ek Msg Kiya –
Apne Kirdaar Pe Itna to Yaqen Hai Hamen
Ki
Koi Chor to Sakta Hai Par Bhula Nahi Sakta
Goog Night
