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He Send a Msg and Request Me to Talk with Him
Lekin Maine Maine Mana Kar Diya Aur so Gayi Subah Main Uthi Aur Wahi Fir Apn Kaam Kuch Khaas Nahi Kuch Naya Nahi
Collehge Ki Chuttiyan 10 Se Barhkar 15 Ho Gyi Thi Ab College 16 Ko Khulana Tha
Aur Ye Ghar Pe Din Bhar Ka Rahna Thora Acha Nahi Lag Raha Tha Apne Bana Hua Routine Bigar Jata Hai Jo Mujhe Pasand Nahi Tha
Bas Yunhi Sardi Ko Enjoy Karte Hue Kayi Din Beet Gaye
Is Beech Pichle Kayi Mahino Me Bahut Bar Maine Piche Jubgle Me Dekha Lekin Mujhe Koi Nahi Dikha to Mujhe Laga Shayad Ab Ye Log Yahan Nahi Aate Hain
Main Soch Rahi Thi Chalo Acha Hua
Aur Shaizan Ke Masg Aate Rahte the Aur Sms Ke Zariye Hi Baat Ho Rahi Thi
Kayi Bar Usne Baat Karne Ko Kaha Lekin Main Ne Nahi Kii Kyunki Jab Main Sone Lagti Thi Tabhi Wo Baat Karne Ko Kahta Tha
Is Par Wo Naraz Hoakar Msg Karna Band Kar Deta Tha Main Sochti Thi Chalo Acha Hua
Ye Bin Bulayi Museebat to Dafan Ho Lekin Wo Fir 1-2 Din Ke Baad Khud Hi Karne Lagta Tha
Main Bhi Sochti Thi Ki Kya Hai Wo ? Kya Mane Rakhta Hai Wo Meri Zindagi Me?
Kuch Bhi to Nahi , Bas Yunhi Oont Patang Msg Krke Hansane Ki Hi Koshish Karta Hai
Kuch Bhi to Nahi Chahta Mujh Se Wo Kuch Mera Nuksan Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Sirf Baat Hi to Karna Chahta Hai
To Mujhe Kar Lena Chahiye Kyunki Na Wo Yahan Hai Na Hi Mujh Se Milna Chahta Hai
To Fir Mujhe Bat Karni Chahiye Kahin Wo Ye Na Soche Ki Main Takabbur Me Mubtela Hun
Saturday 14 January 2006
Bas College Khulne Hi Wala Tha Hum Log Apni Study Par Pura Dhayan De Rahe The
Itne Dino Me Shahnaz Aur Seema Dono Ko Hi Maine Apni Stdy Pe Pura Dhyan Dene Ki Hidayat De Rakhi Thi
Aaj Din Me Razia Aunty Ne Apne Yahan Bulaya Tha Aur Lunch Hum Dono Ne Unke Sath Hi Kiya
Unhone Bataya Ki Nausheen Maa Ban Gayi Hai Maine Un Ko Mubarak Baad Di
Aur Nausheen Ko Bh Phone Kiya Us Se Bahut Der Tak Baat Hoti Rahi Last Me Usne Kaha Ki Ammi Ka Khyal Rakhna Aur Fir Phone Band Kar Diya Razia Aunty Ke Yahan Se Hum Log Sham Ko Wapas Aaye
Thori Der Tak Tv Dekhte Rahe Aur Fir Dinner Taiyar Kiya Dinner Kiya Aur Fir Sone Ki Taiyari Karne Lage
Apne Room Me Jakar Change Kiya Aur Adat Ke Mutabiq Ek Book Lekar Bistar Me Aa Gayi
Aur Parhte Parhte Jab Nind Apni Bahen Failakar Aghosh Me Lene Lagi Tab Maine Book Rakhkar Light Off Kar Di Aur Let Gayi
Letne Ke Kafi Der Baad Mobile Pe Sms Ring Aayi Main Nind Me Thi Maine Phone Nahi Dekha
Lekin Mobile Pe Msg Aate Hi Ja Rahe the Maine Uthkar Mobile Dekha to Msg Shaizan Ke Hi The
Ek Msg Tha
Hasrate Deedar Ki Khatir Us Ke Mohalle Me Mobile Recharge Ki Dukan Khol Lii
Magar Yahan to Har Roz Ek Naya Shakhs Us Ke Number Par 100 Ka Recharge Karwa Jata Hai
Is Ke Alawa Jo Msg the Wo Yunhi the Ki how Ru? – What Ru Doing ?
Please Talk to Me if You Have Time – Are You Awake ?
Maine Uko Reply Kiya Koi Tumhari Hi Tarah Hogi Jo Uske Mobile Sab Log Recharge Karwa Jate Hain Jaao Tum Bhi Karao
He Send – Ooh Aap Jag Rahi Hain Thanks for Reply Kya Ho Raha Hai
I Reply – Kuch Nahi Ho Raha Main so Gayi Thi Lekintumhare Msg Ne Jaga Diya Aur Koi Kaam Nahi Hai Tumhare Paas Please Mujhe Raat Me Disturb Mat Kiya Karo
He Send – Ooh Sorry Lekin Aj Kitne Dino Ke Baad Aap Disturb Hui Hain Jab Disturb Kar Hi Diya to Baat Karen
I Reply – Abhi Nahi
He Send – Ok Miss Call Dena Tab Call Karunga
Main Uthkar Bahar Aayi Aur Shahnaz Ko Dekha Wo so Gayi Thi Maine Uske Room Ke Door Band Kiya Aur Bahar Aa Gayi
Maine Munh Dhoya Aur Kitchen Me Jakar Ek Cup Chai Banayi Aur Lekar Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Aur Chai Peete Hue Usko Miss Call Di
Usne Fauran Hi Call Back Kii Maine Phone Uthaya
He – Hello
Me – Yes
He – Kya Ho Raha ?
Me – Chai Pee Rahi Hun
He – Itni Raat Ko Chai Sab Thik to Hai
Me – Yes Sab Thik Hai Nind Se Jaga Diya to Chai to Piyungi Khus to Shaitano Ki Tarah Jagte Ho Aur Dusron Ko Bhi Nahi Sone Dete
He – Kya Karun Aap Se Bat Karne Ka Bahut Dil Chahta Hai Lekin Aap Baat Hi Nahi Karti
Bahut Dino Ke Baad Aaj Aap Baat Kar Rahi Hain Aur Kah Rahi Hain Ki Sone Nahi Dete
Acha Ye Sab Choriye Ye Bataiye Kaisa Raha New Year Kahan Aur Kaise Celebrate Kiya ?
Me – Kahin Nahi Bas Ghar Pe Hi Rahi Mainghar Pe Hi Celebrate Karti Hun Family Ke Sath
He – Wow Ye to Bahut Achi Baat Hai Kisne Wish Kiya Sab Se Pahle Aap Ko
Me – Meri Sister Ne Hamesha Sab Se Pahle Wahi Wish Karti Hai Baki Sab Baad Me
He – Good, Lekin Morning Me Wish Karti Hai Ya Rat Ko Hi
Me – Jaise Hi 12 Bajta Hai Wo Wish Karne Aa Jati Hai Aur Mer Puri Colony Me Sab Log
Apne Ghar Se Bahar Aa Jate Hain Aur Jashan Ka Mahaul Ho Jata Hai Sab Aise Hi Celebrate Karte Hain
He – Wow Baht Acha Hai Aap Logon Ka System
Me – Aur Aap Bataiye Aap Ne Kya Kiya Kahan Busy The
He – Fir Aap Aap Shuru Kar Diya , Tum Qaide Se Nahi Bol Pati Ho
Me – Qaide Se Hi Bol Rhi Hun Aur Mujhe Tum Tum Kah Ke Baat Karte Ho Jab Ki Main Aap Se Bahut Badi Hun
He – Oooh I Am Sorry Mam Main to Bhool Gaya Ki Lecturer Se Baat Kar Raha Hun
Me – Ok Aage Se Yaad Rakhna
He – Thik Hai Lekin Mujhe Aap Aap Mat Kahiyega Samjhi
Me – Thik Hai Bewakuf Jahil
He – Good , Haan to New Year Pe Main Apne Friends Ke Sath Tha Saturday Night Thi
Is Liye Jamkar Dhamal Hua Aur Next Day Sunday Tha Is Liye Din Me Kuch Khas Doston Ke Sath Celebrate Kiya Jinko Raat Me Nahi Wish Kar Sakta Tha
Me – Ok , Khas Dost Wahi Hongi Married Lady Jinko Raat Me Wish Karte to Joote Par Jate Tumhare
He – Nahi Jote Nahi Lekin Ab Mujhe Nahi Pata Nahi Ki Kaun Kaha Hai Aur Kis Ke Sath Hai Is Liye Nahi
Me - Acha Computer Pe Ho Ya Kahin Aur ?
He – Nahi Aaj Kaam Khatam Ho Gaya Tab Aap Ko Msg Kiya Tha
Me – Ok – Acha Ye Batao Ki Sote Kyun Nahi Ho
He – Hmmm Ye Mat Pucho
Me – Kyun Koi Personal Bat Hai to Mat Batao
He – Personal to Hai Lekin Aap Ko to Bata Sakta Hun Kyunki Aap Se to Mai Sab Kuch Share Karta Hun
Me – Ok to Fir Batao Kya Baat Hai
He – Sona Chahta Hun Lekin so Nahi Pata
Me – Kyun?
He - Khwab Janti Hain Aap ?
Me – Yes Khwab Kaun Nahi Janta Sapne Dream Wahi Na
He - Yes Aap Dekhti Hain Khwab ?
Me- Hmmm Khwab Ka Kya Hai Wo to So Jane Ke Baad Aate Hi Hain
He- Jee Sahi Kaha so Jane Ke Baad Aate Hain Lekin Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Khwab Bahut Haseen Hote Hain
Me – Haan Wo to Hai
He – Jab Koi Bahut Acha Khwab Dekh Rahe Ho Aur Nind Toot Jaye to Kitna Bura Lagta Hai
Bas Yahi Sochte Hain Ki Fir Se so Jayen Aur Wahi Khwab Dubara Aa Jaye
Me – Jee Bilkul Sahi Kaha Aisa Bhi Hota Hai
He – Han to Aisa Hi Ek Khwab Maine Bhi Dekha Tha Bahut Haseen Nihayat Hi Khubsurat Fir Nind Toot Gayi Aur Bahut Afsos Hua
Us Khwab Ke Toot Jane Ka Koshish Ki Fir Sone Ki Lekin Nind Nahi Aayi Fir Maine Sona
Chor Diya Ki Kahin Fir Koi Aur Haseen Khwab Na Aaye Aur Wo Bhi Toote Aur Fir Dukh Ho Is Liye Sota Hi Nahi Hun Aur Khwabon Se Darta Hun
Me – Hmmm Samajh Gayi Sab Kuch Samajh Me Aa Raha Hai
He – Bahut Acha Hai Jo Aap Ki Samajh Me Aa Raha Hai
Me – to Tumhari Age 20 Hai Aur Tum Bba Kar Rahe Ho ?
He – Yes
Me – Aur Abhi Thik Se Kuch Kar Bhi Nahi Paye Ho Aur Khwab Bhi Dekh Liya Aur Wo Toot Bhi Gaya Aur Nind Bhi Chali Gayi
He – Haan
Me – to Thik Hua Na
He – Kyun (chaunkte Hue )
Me- Kyunki Jab Waqt Se Pahle Aur Apne Sin Se Bade Khwab Dekhoge to Unka Tootna Lazmi Hai
Na Ab Tumhara Khwab Toota to Tum Khud Zimmedar Ho Koi Aur Nahi Kyunki Aap Ne Khud Kaha Ki Haseen Aur Khoobsurat Khwab
He – Jee
Me – Ab Agar Wo Toot Gaya to Iska Matlab Aap Ne Jis Waqt Wo Khwab Dekha
Us Waqt Aap Zahni Taur Par Us Khwab Dekhne Layak Nahi The
Aur Us Khwab Ke Liye Jitna Aapko Qualified Hona Chahiye Utne Qualified Bhi Aap Nahi the Kya Main Sahi Kah Rahi Hun?
He – Shayad, Kahti Jaaiye
Me – to Jab Aap Kisi Bhi Aitbar Se Us Khwab Ke Layak the Hi Nahi to Kyun Dekh Liya Wo Khwab
Mr. Shaizan Har Khwab Ki Ek Tabeer Hoti Hai Agar Khwab Hai to Uski Tabeer Bhi Zaruri Hai
Aur Aise Haseen Khwab Jiska Aap Ne Zikar Kiya Wo Tabhi Dekhne Chahiye Jab Unki Tabeer Likhne Ki Khud Aap Me Zahni Ilmi Mali Har Tazrah Ki Salahiyet Ho Tabhi Aise Khwab Dekhne Chahiye
Aap Ki Ghalti Ki Aap Ne Waqt Se Pahle Khwab Dekha
He –hmmmm
Me – Aur Khwab Wo Nahi Jo Aap Sote Hue Dekh Le Aur Wo Jagne Pe Toot Jaye
Khwab Dekna Hai to Jagti Aankhon Se Koi Khwab Dekhne Ki Koshish Karo Aur Usko Sach Karne Ki Fikar Kabhi Tum Ko Sone Hi Na De
Ye Kya Baat Hui Ki Khwab Dekha Aur Toot Gaya Ab Sone Se Dar Lag Raha Bakwaas
Itna Kah Ke Main Chup Ho Gayi Aur Wo Bhi Kafi Der Tk Chup Raha
Me – Hello Kya Hua Bol Kyun Nahi Rahe Ho
He - Kya Bolun Bolti to Band Kar Di Aap Ne – Acha Sach Sach Bataiye Ki Aap Lecturer Hi Hain Na
Me – Nahi Main House Keeper Hun
He – Yaqeen Nahi Hota
Me – Tumhari Marzi
He – Acha Mai to Kahunga Ki Aap Kyun Ghar Me Pari Ho Jao Kahin Kisi College Me Parhao
Please Bahut Acha Rahega Kyun Apne Knowledge Ko Ghun Laga Rahi Hain Aap
Me – Aap Ko Lagta Hai Aisa Jab Ki Mujhe Koi Ilm Nahi Hai Main to Abhi Khud Ek Talib E Ilm Hun
He – Lagta to Nahi Ab Dekhiye Isi Khwab Pe Na Hi Maine Khul Ke Kuch Kaha Aur Na Hi Aap Ne
Lekin Puri Baal Ki Khaal Nikal Kar Mujhe Pani Me Dalkar Fatke Bhi Lagaye Aur Nichor Kar Taar Pe Bhi Dal Diya
Me – Acha
He – Haan Aur Us Ke Upar Kanta Bhi Laga Diya
Me – Bas Bas Bahut Ho Gaya
He – Haa Lekin Maine Sahi Kaha Hai Ki Aap Ko Zarur Parhana Chahiye
Me – Ok
He – Aur Bataiye New Year Pe Kuch Khas Raha Ya Nahi
Me – Kuch Khas Nahi Bas Bahut Acha Raha Apni Family Ke Sath
He – Hmm Good to Har Muke Par Apni Family Ke Hi Sath Rahti Hain
Me – Yes – Aur Aap Bataiye Aap Ka New Year Pe Khas Kya Raha
He – Hamara to Sab Kuch Hi Khas Tha Apne Friends Ke Sath Party Me Raha Ek Resort
Me Der Rat Tak Masti Hoti Rahi Aur Next Day Apni Ek Friend Ke Ghar Gaya Tha to Din Me Uske Sath Lunch Kiya Uske Hi Ghar Pe
Me – Apni Friend Kaun Hai ?
He – Hai Ek Docter Hai Married Hai Bahut Beautiful Hai
Me – Docter Hai Married Hai Beautiful Bhi Hai to Aap Ke Sath Kyun Hai Tum Apne Aap Ko Samajhte Kya Ho
He – Arey Main Kya Samajhta Hun Wo Meri Friend Hai
Me – Aur Uska Husband
He – Wo Bhi Docter Hai Lekin Wo America Me Hai Aaj Kal Neuro Surgen Hai Yahan Se Mch Karne Ke Bad America Gaya Hua Hai
Me – Aur Apni Wife Ko Ap Ke Liye Chor Gaya Very Funny
He – Nahi Uski Wife Bhi Apni Study Kar Rahi Hai Wo Dm Kar Rahi Hai
July Me Uska D Mcomplete Ho Jayega Aur Wo Bhi America Chali Jayegi Apne Husband Ke Pas
Me – to Unki Family Me Aur Koi Nahi Hai
He – Wo Dono Husband Wife Hi Yahan Rahte the Lekin Last Year Uski Sister in Law Bhi Yahan Aa Gayi Ab Wo Dono Rahti Hain Nand Aur Bhabi
Me – Acha Aur Aap Se Kaise Dosti Ho Gayi
He – Arey Mera to Kaam Hi Isi Field Ka Hai to Milna Julna Rahta Hi Hai Unke Bahut Se
Kaam Mere Zariye Hote Aaye Hain Is Liye Achi Dosti Ho Gayi Pahle to Sirf Bhabi Se Thi Ab to Nand Se Bhi Ho Gayi
Me – Wah Waah Kya Kahna Aapka Bahut Achi Bat Hai
He – Haan Wo Hai
Me – Abhi Aaj Kal Kitni Aurton Se Tumhare Relation Hain Inko Tum Dosti Kahte Ho
He – Aaj Kal to Bas Docter Se Hi Hain 2-3 Baar Unki Nand Se Bhi Sex Kiya
Me – Kitni Ghalat Baat Hai Uske Husband Ko Pata Hai
Lekin Maine Maine Mana Kar Diya Aur so Gayi Subah Main Uthi Aur Wahi Fir Apn Kaam Kuch Khaas Nahi Kuch Naya Nahi
Collehge Ki Chuttiyan 10 Se Barhkar 15 Ho Gyi Thi Ab College 16 Ko Khulana Tha
Aur Ye Ghar Pe Din Bhar Ka Rahna Thora Acha Nahi Lag Raha Tha Apne Bana Hua Routine Bigar Jata Hai Jo Mujhe Pasand Nahi Tha
Bas Yunhi Sardi Ko Enjoy Karte Hue Kayi Din Beet Gaye
Is Beech Pichle Kayi Mahino Me Bahut Bar Maine Piche Jubgle Me Dekha Lekin Mujhe Koi Nahi Dikha to Mujhe Laga Shayad Ab Ye Log Yahan Nahi Aate Hain
Main Soch Rahi Thi Chalo Acha Hua
Aur Shaizan Ke Masg Aate Rahte the Aur Sms Ke Zariye Hi Baat Ho Rahi Thi
Kayi Bar Usne Baat Karne Ko Kaha Lekin Main Ne Nahi Kii Kyunki Jab Main Sone Lagti Thi Tabhi Wo Baat Karne Ko Kahta Tha
Is Par Wo Naraz Hoakar Msg Karna Band Kar Deta Tha Main Sochti Thi Chalo Acha Hua
Ye Bin Bulayi Museebat to Dafan Ho Lekin Wo Fir 1-2 Din Ke Baad Khud Hi Karne Lagta Tha
Main Bhi Sochti Thi Ki Kya Hai Wo ? Kya Mane Rakhta Hai Wo Meri Zindagi Me?
Kuch Bhi to Nahi , Bas Yunhi Oont Patang Msg Krke Hansane Ki Hi Koshish Karta Hai
Kuch Bhi to Nahi Chahta Mujh Se Wo Kuch Mera Nuksan Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Sirf Baat Hi to Karna Chahta Hai
To Mujhe Kar Lena Chahiye Kyunki Na Wo Yahan Hai Na Hi Mujh Se Milna Chahta Hai
To Fir Mujhe Bat Karni Chahiye Kahin Wo Ye Na Soche Ki Main Takabbur Me Mubtela Hun
Saturday 14 January 2006
Bas College Khulne Hi Wala Tha Hum Log Apni Study Par Pura Dhayan De Rahe The
Itne Dino Me Shahnaz Aur Seema Dono Ko Hi Maine Apni Stdy Pe Pura Dhyan Dene Ki Hidayat De Rakhi Thi
Aaj Din Me Razia Aunty Ne Apne Yahan Bulaya Tha Aur Lunch Hum Dono Ne Unke Sath Hi Kiya
Unhone Bataya Ki Nausheen Maa Ban Gayi Hai Maine Un Ko Mubarak Baad Di
Aur Nausheen Ko Bh Phone Kiya Us Se Bahut Der Tak Baat Hoti Rahi Last Me Usne Kaha Ki Ammi Ka Khyal Rakhna Aur Fir Phone Band Kar Diya Razia Aunty Ke Yahan Se Hum Log Sham Ko Wapas Aaye
Thori Der Tak Tv Dekhte Rahe Aur Fir Dinner Taiyar Kiya Dinner Kiya Aur Fir Sone Ki Taiyari Karne Lage
Apne Room Me Jakar Change Kiya Aur Adat Ke Mutabiq Ek Book Lekar Bistar Me Aa Gayi
Aur Parhte Parhte Jab Nind Apni Bahen Failakar Aghosh Me Lene Lagi Tab Maine Book Rakhkar Light Off Kar Di Aur Let Gayi
Letne Ke Kafi Der Baad Mobile Pe Sms Ring Aayi Main Nind Me Thi Maine Phone Nahi Dekha
Lekin Mobile Pe Msg Aate Hi Ja Rahe the Maine Uthkar Mobile Dekha to Msg Shaizan Ke Hi The
Ek Msg Tha
Hasrate Deedar Ki Khatir Us Ke Mohalle Me Mobile Recharge Ki Dukan Khol Lii
Magar Yahan to Har Roz Ek Naya Shakhs Us Ke Number Par 100 Ka Recharge Karwa Jata Hai
Is Ke Alawa Jo Msg the Wo Yunhi the Ki how Ru? – What Ru Doing ?
Please Talk to Me if You Have Time – Are You Awake ?
Maine Uko Reply Kiya Koi Tumhari Hi Tarah Hogi Jo Uske Mobile Sab Log Recharge Karwa Jate Hain Jaao Tum Bhi Karao
He Send – Ooh Aap Jag Rahi Hain Thanks for Reply Kya Ho Raha Hai
I Reply – Kuch Nahi Ho Raha Main so Gayi Thi Lekintumhare Msg Ne Jaga Diya Aur Koi Kaam Nahi Hai Tumhare Paas Please Mujhe Raat Me Disturb Mat Kiya Karo
He Send – Ooh Sorry Lekin Aj Kitne Dino Ke Baad Aap Disturb Hui Hain Jab Disturb Kar Hi Diya to Baat Karen
I Reply – Abhi Nahi
He Send – Ok Miss Call Dena Tab Call Karunga
Main Uthkar Bahar Aayi Aur Shahnaz Ko Dekha Wo so Gayi Thi Maine Uske Room Ke Door Band Kiya Aur Bahar Aa Gayi
Maine Munh Dhoya Aur Kitchen Me Jakar Ek Cup Chai Banayi Aur Lekar Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Aur Chai Peete Hue Usko Miss Call Di
Usne Fauran Hi Call Back Kii Maine Phone Uthaya
He – Hello
Me – Yes
He – Kya Ho Raha ?
Me – Chai Pee Rahi Hun
He – Itni Raat Ko Chai Sab Thik to Hai
Me – Yes Sab Thik Hai Nind Se Jaga Diya to Chai to Piyungi Khus to Shaitano Ki Tarah Jagte Ho Aur Dusron Ko Bhi Nahi Sone Dete
He – Kya Karun Aap Se Bat Karne Ka Bahut Dil Chahta Hai Lekin Aap Baat Hi Nahi Karti
Bahut Dino Ke Baad Aaj Aap Baat Kar Rahi Hain Aur Kah Rahi Hain Ki Sone Nahi Dete
Acha Ye Sab Choriye Ye Bataiye Kaisa Raha New Year Kahan Aur Kaise Celebrate Kiya ?
Me – Kahin Nahi Bas Ghar Pe Hi Rahi Mainghar Pe Hi Celebrate Karti Hun Family Ke Sath
He – Wow Ye to Bahut Achi Baat Hai Kisne Wish Kiya Sab Se Pahle Aap Ko
Me – Meri Sister Ne Hamesha Sab Se Pahle Wahi Wish Karti Hai Baki Sab Baad Me
He – Good, Lekin Morning Me Wish Karti Hai Ya Rat Ko Hi
Me – Jaise Hi 12 Bajta Hai Wo Wish Karne Aa Jati Hai Aur Mer Puri Colony Me Sab Log
Apne Ghar Se Bahar Aa Jate Hain Aur Jashan Ka Mahaul Ho Jata Hai Sab Aise Hi Celebrate Karte Hain
He – Wow Baht Acha Hai Aap Logon Ka System
Me – Aur Aap Bataiye Aap Ne Kya Kiya Kahan Busy The
He – Fir Aap Aap Shuru Kar Diya , Tum Qaide Se Nahi Bol Pati Ho
Me – Qaide Se Hi Bol Rhi Hun Aur Mujhe Tum Tum Kah Ke Baat Karte Ho Jab Ki Main Aap Se Bahut Badi Hun
He – Oooh I Am Sorry Mam Main to Bhool Gaya Ki Lecturer Se Baat Kar Raha Hun
Me – Ok Aage Se Yaad Rakhna
He – Thik Hai Lekin Mujhe Aap Aap Mat Kahiyega Samjhi
Me – Thik Hai Bewakuf Jahil
He – Good , Haan to New Year Pe Main Apne Friends Ke Sath Tha Saturday Night Thi
Is Liye Jamkar Dhamal Hua Aur Next Day Sunday Tha Is Liye Din Me Kuch Khas Doston Ke Sath Celebrate Kiya Jinko Raat Me Nahi Wish Kar Sakta Tha
Me – Ok , Khas Dost Wahi Hongi Married Lady Jinko Raat Me Wish Karte to Joote Par Jate Tumhare
He – Nahi Jote Nahi Lekin Ab Mujhe Nahi Pata Nahi Ki Kaun Kaha Hai Aur Kis Ke Sath Hai Is Liye Nahi
Me - Acha Computer Pe Ho Ya Kahin Aur ?
He – Nahi Aaj Kaam Khatam Ho Gaya Tab Aap Ko Msg Kiya Tha
Me – Ok – Acha Ye Batao Ki Sote Kyun Nahi Ho
He – Hmmm Ye Mat Pucho
Me – Kyun Koi Personal Bat Hai to Mat Batao
He – Personal to Hai Lekin Aap Ko to Bata Sakta Hun Kyunki Aap Se to Mai Sab Kuch Share Karta Hun
Me – Ok to Fir Batao Kya Baat Hai
He – Sona Chahta Hun Lekin so Nahi Pata
Me – Kyun?
He - Khwab Janti Hain Aap ?
Me – Yes Khwab Kaun Nahi Janta Sapne Dream Wahi Na
He - Yes Aap Dekhti Hain Khwab ?
Me- Hmmm Khwab Ka Kya Hai Wo to So Jane Ke Baad Aate Hi Hain
He- Jee Sahi Kaha so Jane Ke Baad Aate Hain Lekin Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Khwab Bahut Haseen Hote Hain
Me – Haan Wo to Hai
He – Jab Koi Bahut Acha Khwab Dekh Rahe Ho Aur Nind Toot Jaye to Kitna Bura Lagta Hai
Bas Yahi Sochte Hain Ki Fir Se so Jayen Aur Wahi Khwab Dubara Aa Jaye
Me – Jee Bilkul Sahi Kaha Aisa Bhi Hota Hai
He – Han to Aisa Hi Ek Khwab Maine Bhi Dekha Tha Bahut Haseen Nihayat Hi Khubsurat Fir Nind Toot Gayi Aur Bahut Afsos Hua
Us Khwab Ke Toot Jane Ka Koshish Ki Fir Sone Ki Lekin Nind Nahi Aayi Fir Maine Sona
Chor Diya Ki Kahin Fir Koi Aur Haseen Khwab Na Aaye Aur Wo Bhi Toote Aur Fir Dukh Ho Is Liye Sota Hi Nahi Hun Aur Khwabon Se Darta Hun
Me – Hmmm Samajh Gayi Sab Kuch Samajh Me Aa Raha Hai
He – Bahut Acha Hai Jo Aap Ki Samajh Me Aa Raha Hai
Me – to Tumhari Age 20 Hai Aur Tum Bba Kar Rahe Ho ?
He – Yes
Me – Aur Abhi Thik Se Kuch Kar Bhi Nahi Paye Ho Aur Khwab Bhi Dekh Liya Aur Wo Toot Bhi Gaya Aur Nind Bhi Chali Gayi
He – Haan
Me – to Thik Hua Na
He – Kyun (chaunkte Hue )
Me- Kyunki Jab Waqt Se Pahle Aur Apne Sin Se Bade Khwab Dekhoge to Unka Tootna Lazmi Hai
Na Ab Tumhara Khwab Toota to Tum Khud Zimmedar Ho Koi Aur Nahi Kyunki Aap Ne Khud Kaha Ki Haseen Aur Khoobsurat Khwab
He – Jee
Me – Ab Agar Wo Toot Gaya to Iska Matlab Aap Ne Jis Waqt Wo Khwab Dekha
Us Waqt Aap Zahni Taur Par Us Khwab Dekhne Layak Nahi The
Aur Us Khwab Ke Liye Jitna Aapko Qualified Hona Chahiye Utne Qualified Bhi Aap Nahi the Kya Main Sahi Kah Rahi Hun?
He – Shayad, Kahti Jaaiye
Me – to Jab Aap Kisi Bhi Aitbar Se Us Khwab Ke Layak the Hi Nahi to Kyun Dekh Liya Wo Khwab
Mr. Shaizan Har Khwab Ki Ek Tabeer Hoti Hai Agar Khwab Hai to Uski Tabeer Bhi Zaruri Hai
Aur Aise Haseen Khwab Jiska Aap Ne Zikar Kiya Wo Tabhi Dekhne Chahiye Jab Unki Tabeer Likhne Ki Khud Aap Me Zahni Ilmi Mali Har Tazrah Ki Salahiyet Ho Tabhi Aise Khwab Dekhne Chahiye
Aap Ki Ghalti Ki Aap Ne Waqt Se Pahle Khwab Dekha
He –hmmmm
Me – Aur Khwab Wo Nahi Jo Aap Sote Hue Dekh Le Aur Wo Jagne Pe Toot Jaye
Khwab Dekna Hai to Jagti Aankhon Se Koi Khwab Dekhne Ki Koshish Karo Aur Usko Sach Karne Ki Fikar Kabhi Tum Ko Sone Hi Na De
Ye Kya Baat Hui Ki Khwab Dekha Aur Toot Gaya Ab Sone Se Dar Lag Raha Bakwaas
Itna Kah Ke Main Chup Ho Gayi Aur Wo Bhi Kafi Der Tk Chup Raha
Me – Hello Kya Hua Bol Kyun Nahi Rahe Ho
He - Kya Bolun Bolti to Band Kar Di Aap Ne – Acha Sach Sach Bataiye Ki Aap Lecturer Hi Hain Na
Me – Nahi Main House Keeper Hun
He – Yaqeen Nahi Hota
Me – Tumhari Marzi
He – Acha Mai to Kahunga Ki Aap Kyun Ghar Me Pari Ho Jao Kahin Kisi College Me Parhao
Please Bahut Acha Rahega Kyun Apne Knowledge Ko Ghun Laga Rahi Hain Aap
Me – Aap Ko Lagta Hai Aisa Jab Ki Mujhe Koi Ilm Nahi Hai Main to Abhi Khud Ek Talib E Ilm Hun
He – Lagta to Nahi Ab Dekhiye Isi Khwab Pe Na Hi Maine Khul Ke Kuch Kaha Aur Na Hi Aap Ne
Lekin Puri Baal Ki Khaal Nikal Kar Mujhe Pani Me Dalkar Fatke Bhi Lagaye Aur Nichor Kar Taar Pe Bhi Dal Diya
Me – Acha
He – Haan Aur Us Ke Upar Kanta Bhi Laga Diya
Me – Bas Bas Bahut Ho Gaya
He – Haa Lekin Maine Sahi Kaha Hai Ki Aap Ko Zarur Parhana Chahiye
Me – Ok
He – Aur Bataiye New Year Pe Kuch Khas Raha Ya Nahi
Me – Kuch Khas Nahi Bas Bahut Acha Raha Apni Family Ke Sath
He – Hmm Good to Har Muke Par Apni Family Ke Hi Sath Rahti Hain
Me – Yes – Aur Aap Bataiye Aap Ka New Year Pe Khas Kya Raha
He – Hamara to Sab Kuch Hi Khas Tha Apne Friends Ke Sath Party Me Raha Ek Resort
Me Der Rat Tak Masti Hoti Rahi Aur Next Day Apni Ek Friend Ke Ghar Gaya Tha to Din Me Uske Sath Lunch Kiya Uske Hi Ghar Pe
Me – Apni Friend Kaun Hai ?
He – Hai Ek Docter Hai Married Hai Bahut Beautiful Hai
Me – Docter Hai Married Hai Beautiful Bhi Hai to Aap Ke Sath Kyun Hai Tum Apne Aap Ko Samajhte Kya Ho
He – Arey Main Kya Samajhta Hun Wo Meri Friend Hai
Me – Aur Uska Husband
He – Wo Bhi Docter Hai Lekin Wo America Me Hai Aaj Kal Neuro Surgen Hai Yahan Se Mch Karne Ke Bad America Gaya Hua Hai
Me – Aur Apni Wife Ko Ap Ke Liye Chor Gaya Very Funny
He – Nahi Uski Wife Bhi Apni Study Kar Rahi Hai Wo Dm Kar Rahi Hai
July Me Uska D Mcomplete Ho Jayega Aur Wo Bhi America Chali Jayegi Apne Husband Ke Pas
Me – to Unki Family Me Aur Koi Nahi Hai
He – Wo Dono Husband Wife Hi Yahan Rahte the Lekin Last Year Uski Sister in Law Bhi Yahan Aa Gayi Ab Wo Dono Rahti Hain Nand Aur Bhabi
Me – Acha Aur Aap Se Kaise Dosti Ho Gayi
He – Arey Mera to Kaam Hi Isi Field Ka Hai to Milna Julna Rahta Hi Hai Unke Bahut Se
Kaam Mere Zariye Hote Aaye Hain Is Liye Achi Dosti Ho Gayi Pahle to Sirf Bhabi Se Thi Ab to Nand Se Bhi Ho Gayi
Me – Wah Waah Kya Kahna Aapka Bahut Achi Bat Hai
He – Haan Wo Hai
Me – Abhi Aaj Kal Kitni Aurton Se Tumhare Relation Hain Inko Tum Dosti Kahte Ho
He – Aaj Kal to Bas Docter Se Hi Hain 2-3 Baar Unki Nand Se Bhi Sex Kiya
Me – Kitni Ghalat Baat Hai Uske Husband Ko Pata Hai
