Update 32
He – Ye Mujhe Nahi Pata
Me – Docter Itni Educated High Society Se Taluk Rakhne Wali Aur Apne Husband Ko Dhokha De Rahi Ha
I
He – Huuunnnnnh Fir Aap Dhikhe Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hain Kaisa Dhokha Wo Apne Husband Se Door Hai
To Kya Karegi Apni Physical Needs Ke Liye Agar Wo Kuch Kar Rahi Hai to Isme Bura Kya Hai
Aur Ye Log Isko Bura Nahi Samajhte Maine Aap Ko Bataya Tha Fir Bhi Aap Wahi Baat Kar Rhi Hain
Me – Kya Kahna Need Ka Ki Wasna Me Andha Ho Jaye Koi
He – Aisa Nahi Hai Ab Uska Husband Bhi to Wahan Karta Hi Hoga
Me – Kaise Kah Sakte Ho Ho Sakta Hai Wo Aisa Na Ho
He – Ye Aap Soch Rahi Hain Jabki Aisa Nahi Hai Wo Khud Apni Wife Ko Batata Hai
Broadminded Log Ye Sqab Baten Chupate Nahi Hain Hum Logon Ke Liye Ye Part of Life Hai Baki Kamo Ki Tarah Ye Bhi
Me – Hmmm Ho Sakta Hai
He – Ab Sab Log Aap Ki Tarah Nahi Hote Ki Puri Umar Bita Den Aur Kuch Pata Hi Na Ho
Me – Mai Jaisi Hun Waisi Hi Thik Hun
He – Ok
Me – Acha Un Dono Ko Pata Hai Ki Tumhare Dono Se Relation Hain
He – Bhabi Ko Pata Hai Ki Uski Nand Ko Bhi Mai Lekin Nand Ko Nahi Pata
Me – Ok – Lekin Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Jab Unko Pata Chalega to Aapki Kya Izzat Rahegi Un Logon Ki Nazar Me
He – Jo Izzat Hai Wahi Rahegi Kyunki Nand Ho Ya Bhabi Kisi Ka Mujh Se Pyar Wyar Ka Chakkar Nahi Hai
Aur Haan Us Larki Ka Bhi Boy Frind Hai Uske Munh Ko Pahle Se Taste Laga Hua Hai Is Liye Mee Sath Bhi Kar Rhi Hai
Me – Kyun
He – Sirf Taste Change Karne Ke Liye
Me – how Disgusting
He – Reality Yahi Hai Aaj Kal Yahi Ho Raha Hai Tabhi to Main Aap Se Kahta Hun Ki Aap Bahut Seedhi Ho
Me – Lekin Tumko Zara Bhi Ye Ahsas Nahi Hota Ki Jo Tum Kar Rhe Ho Wo Ghalat Hai
He – Nahi Mai Kuch Ghalat Nahi Kar Raha Kyunki Main Kisi Ko Koi Dhikha Nahi De Raha
Kisi Ka Ghalat Faida Nahi Utha Raha Aur Ek Baat Aur Bata Dun Aap Ko Koi Kisi Se
Zabardasti Nahi Kar Sakta Main Jiske Sath Bhi Karta Hun Uski Apni Marzi Se
Me – Ok Thik Hai Tumhari Life Hai Tum Jano Tumhara Kaam Jane Mujhe Kya
He – Hmmm Bat to Aapki Bhi Sahi Hai , Lekin Is Bare Me Soch Kar Pareshan Na Ho Aap Kyunki Ye Yahan Ka Life Style Hai
Me – Kuch Bhi Ho Mujhe Kya , Acha Ab Phone Rakhti Hun Mujhe Puri Rat Nahi Kharab Karni Aapki Bakwas Baton Me
He – Aap to Bewajah Naraz Ho Gayi
Me – Nahi Mai Naraz Nahi Hun Main Kyu Naraz Hone Lagi
He – to Baat Kariye Na Itne Dino Ke Baad Baat Kar Rahe Hain Aur Aap Ne Hi Pucha to Maine Bata Diya
Warna Main Kisi Aur Ki Baat Karta Hi Nahi Lekin Aap Ko Sab Batana Chahta Tha Is Liye Bata Diya
Me – Thik Hai Lekin Mujhe Ye Tumhara Roop Bilkul Nahi Acha Laga
He – Dekhiye Wo Aap Ka Sochna Apni Jagah Sahi Hai Lekin Agar Main Chahta to Aap Ko Kuch Nahi Batata
Aur Apne Ko Acha Hi Acha Kahta Aur Aap Ko Pata Bhi Nahi Chalta Kyunki Aap Mujhe Janti to Hain Nahi
Lekin Maine Sab Bataya Kyunki Mujhe Nahi Acha Lagta Ki Main Jhuth Bolun
Me – Ok
He – Aur Haan Ye Bhi Dhyan Rakhiye Ki Agar Aap Real Me Kisi Ki Friend Ho to Sirf Uski Achaiyon Ko Hi Nahi Accept Karna Chahiye
Uski Kamiyon Ko Bi Accept Karna Chahiye Ab Dekhiye Aap Meri Friend Hain Aur Mujhe Pata Chale Ki Aap Me Koi Kam Hai
To Kya Main Uski Bina Par Friendship Khatam Kar Dunga Main to Asisa Kabhi Nahi Kar Sakta Achayi Hai to Mera Friend Burayi Hai to Bhi Mera Friend
Me – Nice – Lekin Agar Kamiyan Hain to Unko Door Karne Ki Bhi Koshish Karni Chahiye Ya Nahi
He – Haan Bilkul Kyu Nahi – Acha Kuch Apne Bare Bare Me Bataiye Kuch Intresting
Me – Mere Bare Me Kuch Intresting Nahi Hai
He – Acha Ek Baat Puchun Lekin Aap Naaraz Na Hon To
Me – Han Pucho
He – Lekin Aap Naraaz Bikul Nahi Hongi Ye Samajh Liye
Me – Thik Hai Koi Narazgi Nahi Hogi Pucho
He – Aap Ne Bataya Ki Ap Virgin Ho Lekin Kya Aap Ne Abhi Tak Kisi Ko Sex Karte Dekha Hai
Me – Nahi (maine Dekha to Tha Lekin Main Batana Nahi Chahti Thi )
He - Ok
Me – Acha Ab Tak Aapke Kitni Female Se Relation Rahe Hain
He – Hmm 4-5
Me – Be Definet 4 Ya 5
He – Aaj Tak 5 Ab Kal Ka Pata Nahi
Me – Ok Abhi Tak 5 Aur Age Kitne Honge Ap Ko Khud Pata Nahi Ye Insane Ka Kaam Hai Kabhi Socha Hai Agar Koi Rog Lag Gaya to Kya Hoga ?
He – Arey Ab Itne Bewakuf Bhi Nahi Hun Ye Sab to Pata Hain
Me – Agar Koi Lady Ko Koi Problem Ho Gayi to Tum Kya Kar Loge Married Life to Unki Disturb Hogi
He – Ye Sab Kuch Nahi Hoga Aap Tension Na Lo Sab Ko Itna Ilm Hai Aur Puri Surakhsha Ka Dhyan Rakhte Hain Hum Log , Medical Field Se Hain
Me – Waah Kya Kahna Aap Logon Ka , Sab Ke Sab Ek Jaise Ho
He – Haan Sab Ke Sab Ek Jaise Hain Kyunki Sab Ki Apni Need Hain Unke Sab Ko Kuch a Kuch to Karna Hota Hai
Me – Ye Bakwas Bat Hai Physical Need Ki Kya Bat Karte Ho Wo Kya Sirf Tum Logon Ki Hi Hain Aur Kisi Ki Nahi
Aisa Aap Is Liye Kah Rahe Ho Kyunki Aap Apne Ghalat Kaam Ko Sahi Sabit Karna Chahte Ho
Aur Unko Need Ka Naam De Rahe Ho Lekin in Se Ghalat Sahi Nahi Ho Jata
Mr. Shaizan Tum Pappu Ho Aur Pappu Hi Rahoge Ye Tumse Doguni Age Ki Aurten Tumko Gumrah Kar Rahi Hain Aur Tum Khushi Se Ho Rahe Ho
Aur Agar Bat Physical Need Ki Karo to Main Bhi Ek Lady Hun Lekin Aaj Tak Ye Sab Janti Bhi Nahi
Kya Meri Needs Nahi Hain Lekin Iska Matlab Ye Nahi Ki Idhar Udhar Munh Marti Phirun
He - Sahi Kaha Aap Ne Lekin Need Insan Ki Hoti Hain Aur Aap Apne Ko Beech Me Kyun La Rahi Hain
Jahan Insan Ka Zikar Hua Kare Wahan Apne Ko Mat Gina Karo
Me – Matlab Kya Hai Tumhara
He – Matlab Yahi Hai Ki Tumhare Andar Insano Ke Jaisi Koi Aadat Hai Koi
Need Jo Aam Insan Ki Hoti Hai Tum Me Nahi Hai Jot Um Se Pucho Bas Ek Hi Jawab Hota Hai
Nahi Nahi Nahi to Ye Kya Hai , Ya Tum Koi Rooh Ho Ya Bhoot Ya Fir Farishta , Insano Me Apne Ko Mat Gino
Me – Shut up Bahut Ho Gaya,
Na Hi Main Jin Bhut Hun Aur Na Hi Farishta Main Sirf Ek Am Insaan Hun Aur Koshish Karti Hun Ki Insaniyat Ke Raaste Pe Chala Jaye
He – (bahut Slow Awaz Me ) Lagta to Nahi
Me – Ye Bhun Se Kaya Kaha Zara Zor Se Kaho
He – Kuch Nahi Main Kah Raha Tha Ki Aap Insaan Ho Lekin Umar Ka Bhi Kuch Taqaza Hota Hai
Ab Aap 38 Year Ki Ho Buddhi Ho Chuki Ho to Aap Me Ye Sab Baten Nahi Hongi Na
Aap Ki Desires Khatam Ho Chuki Hain Burhape Me Koi Feeling Nahi Hoti Lekin Ab Hum Jawan Logon Me Ye Sab to Hoga Hi Na
Ab Hum Aap Ki Tarah Baith Ke Ibadat to Nahi Kar Sakte Ye Aap Ka Kam Hi Aap Karo Jab Hum Aap Ki Tarah Budhe Ho Jayenge to Hum Bhi Aise Hi Baten Karenge
(uski Baat Sunkar Main Aag Bagoola Ho Gayi )
Me - Khabardarr Jo Mujhe Budhi Kaha to Bewakuf Jahil Nalayak Phone Rakh Do Aur Aaj Ke Baad Kabhi Baat Mat Karna Samjhe Badtameez
He – Ooh Sorry Sorry Sorry Please Phone Mat Katiyega I Am Sorry Wo Maine Aise Hi Kah Diya Tha
Me – Kyun Kah Diya
He – Wo Is Liye Ki Agar Kisi Bhi Larki Ko Budhi Kaho to Wo Bardasht Nahi Karegi Isliye Maine Socha Ki Aap Ko Ye Kahunga to Aap Khud Bata Dogi Ki Aap Budhi Nahi Ho Aur Aap Ki Age Kya Hai
Me – to Pata Chal Gayi Meri Age
He – Yes Aap 38 Ki Hi Ho Lekin Jawan Aur Virgin
Me – Aur Khabardar Jo Dubara Aisi Baat Kii to , Main Buddhi Nahi Hun
He – Jee Bilkul , Aap Kadiyal Jawan Hain Aur Bilkul Apne Maqbool Fida Husain Ki Tarah Jawan Hain
Me – Kameene Badtamiz
(ye Kahkar Maine Phone Kat Diya ) Usne Fir Call Kiya Maine Nahi Uthaya Main Toilet Chali Gayi Aur Jab Wapas Ayi to Dekha Uski 5-6 Miss Cal Thi Aur Ek Msg Bhi Tha
Msg Me Likha Tha Plz Baat Karo Na I Am Sorry Bas Main to Mazak Kar Raha Tha Aap Bura Maan Gayi
Please Baat Karo Na Naraz Mat Ho Mujhe Maf Kar Do I Am Really Sorry Usne Fir Call Ki Maine Phone Uthaya
Me – Haan Bolo Kya Kahna Hai (main Sakht Lahje Me Boli)
He – Kuch Nahi Aap to Dara Rahi Hain Apni Awaz Se
Me – Dekho Bahut Badtamizi Kar Li Tumne Ab Phone Rakho Mujhe Baat Nahi Karni
He – I Am Saying Sorry Lo Acha Ab Main Bed Se Uthkar Zamin Pe Kahara Ho Gaya Hun
Aur Kaan Pakar Kar Uthak Baithak Kar Raha Hun Ab to Maaf Kar Do
Me – Mujhe Kya Pata Kar Rahe Ho Ya Jhuth Bol Rahe Ho
He – Arey Aap Ko Mere Uthne Baithne Ki Wajah Se Awaz to Badly Hui Pata Chal Rahi Rahi Hogi Na
Me – Haan
He – to Ab Maaf Kar Diye Dekhiye Sardi Bahut Hai Main Kanp Raha Hun Kyunki Mai Nude Sota Hun Isliye Bahut Thandak Lag Rahi Hai
Me – Abhi Aur Utho Baitho Aur Ginti Bhi Gino
He – Really Aap Teacher Hi Ho, Acha Lo – 1 –2 –3 –4---5 –6
Me – Bas Bas Ab Bistar Me Jao Warna Jam Jaoge
He – Thank You
Me – Tum Baghair Kapron Ke Kyu Let Jate Ho
He – Bahut Acha Lagta Hai Bahut Relax Feel Hota Hai Bahut Halka
Me – Acha, Lekin Ye to Garmi Me Hona Chahiye Abhi to Kafi Thand Hai
He – Thandhak Me to Aur Maza Aata Hai
Me – Matlab
He – Kuch Nahi , Aap Kabhi Kapre Utar Kar Soyi Hain
Me – Fir Shuru Ho Gaye Badtamizi Se Baz Nahi Aoge
He – Oooh God Kahan Jaun Main ,
Ab Is Me Kya Badtamizi Hai Har Koi Kapre Pahanta Bhi Hai Badalta Bhi Hai Kabhi Kabhi Bilkul Utar Bhi Deta Hai
Ab Ye Puchna Ghalat to Nahi Hai
Me – Hmm Nahi Main Hamesha Pure Kapre Hi Pahanti Hun
He – Aap Kya Pahan Ke Soti Ho
Me – Salwar Suit
He – Aayen ! Kyun Nighty Ya Gown Kyu Nahi Pahanti
Me – Nahi Pahanti Bas Meri Marzi
He – Ok , Acha Kabhi Kisi Waqt Baghair Kapron Ke Rahi Hain Aap
Me – Han Jab Nahati Hun Tab
He – (bahut Zor Hanste Hue) Arey Us Ke Alawa
Me – Nahi
He – Acha Ek Bat Kahun Lekin Aap Bura Bahut Jaldi Manti Hain Is Liye Dar Lagta Hai
Me – to Wahiyaat Baten Kyun Karte Ho
He – Boliye
Me – Haan Kaho
He – Lekin Bura Bilkul Nahi Manengi Aap
Me – Thik Hai Nahi Manungi Bolo
He – Ek New Experience Karna Chahengi
Me – Kya Bolo
He – Aap Bhi Apne Kapre Utar Kar Dekho Kaisa Feel Hota Hai Itni Thandi Raat Me
Me – No , Sharam Nahi Aati Bewakuf Aisi Baat Karte Hue
He – Arey Isme Sharam Ki Kya Bat Hai Aap Ko Koi Dekh to Nahi Raha Na
Me – Nahi Dekh Raha Lekin Fir Bhi Bat to Kar Rhi Hun a Tumse
He – Oooh Aap Bhi Na , Dekho Ek Practical Hai Kar Ke Dekho Ki Kaisa Feel Hota Hai
Acha Tumhara Room Lock Hai Ya Nahi ?
Me – Nahi
He – to Utho Aur Pahle Apna Room Lock Kar Lo
Me – Ok
Me – Docter Itni Educated High Society Se Taluk Rakhne Wali Aur Apne Husband Ko Dhokha De Rahi Ha
I
He – Huuunnnnnh Fir Aap Dhikhe Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hain Kaisa Dhokha Wo Apne Husband Se Door Hai
To Kya Karegi Apni Physical Needs Ke Liye Agar Wo Kuch Kar Rahi Hai to Isme Bura Kya Hai
Aur Ye Log Isko Bura Nahi Samajhte Maine Aap Ko Bataya Tha Fir Bhi Aap Wahi Baat Kar Rhi Hain
Me – Kya Kahna Need Ka Ki Wasna Me Andha Ho Jaye Koi
He – Aisa Nahi Hai Ab Uska Husband Bhi to Wahan Karta Hi Hoga
Me – Kaise Kah Sakte Ho Ho Sakta Hai Wo Aisa Na Ho
He – Ye Aap Soch Rahi Hain Jabki Aisa Nahi Hai Wo Khud Apni Wife Ko Batata Hai
Broadminded Log Ye Sqab Baten Chupate Nahi Hain Hum Logon Ke Liye Ye Part of Life Hai Baki Kamo Ki Tarah Ye Bhi
Me – Hmmm Ho Sakta Hai
He – Ab Sab Log Aap Ki Tarah Nahi Hote Ki Puri Umar Bita Den Aur Kuch Pata Hi Na Ho
Me – Mai Jaisi Hun Waisi Hi Thik Hun
He – Ok
Me – Acha Un Dono Ko Pata Hai Ki Tumhare Dono Se Relation Hain
He – Bhabi Ko Pata Hai Ki Uski Nand Ko Bhi Mai Lekin Nand Ko Nahi Pata
Me – Ok – Lekin Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Jab Unko Pata Chalega to Aapki Kya Izzat Rahegi Un Logon Ki Nazar Me
He – Jo Izzat Hai Wahi Rahegi Kyunki Nand Ho Ya Bhabi Kisi Ka Mujh Se Pyar Wyar Ka Chakkar Nahi Hai
Aur Haan Us Larki Ka Bhi Boy Frind Hai Uske Munh Ko Pahle Se Taste Laga Hua Hai Is Liye Mee Sath Bhi Kar Rhi Hai
Me – Kyun
He – Sirf Taste Change Karne Ke Liye
Me – how Disgusting
He – Reality Yahi Hai Aaj Kal Yahi Ho Raha Hai Tabhi to Main Aap Se Kahta Hun Ki Aap Bahut Seedhi Ho
Me – Lekin Tumko Zara Bhi Ye Ahsas Nahi Hota Ki Jo Tum Kar Rhe Ho Wo Ghalat Hai
He – Nahi Mai Kuch Ghalat Nahi Kar Raha Kyunki Main Kisi Ko Koi Dhikha Nahi De Raha
Kisi Ka Ghalat Faida Nahi Utha Raha Aur Ek Baat Aur Bata Dun Aap Ko Koi Kisi Se
Zabardasti Nahi Kar Sakta Main Jiske Sath Bhi Karta Hun Uski Apni Marzi Se
Me – Ok Thik Hai Tumhari Life Hai Tum Jano Tumhara Kaam Jane Mujhe Kya
He – Hmmm Bat to Aapki Bhi Sahi Hai , Lekin Is Bare Me Soch Kar Pareshan Na Ho Aap Kyunki Ye Yahan Ka Life Style Hai
Me – Kuch Bhi Ho Mujhe Kya , Acha Ab Phone Rakhti Hun Mujhe Puri Rat Nahi Kharab Karni Aapki Bakwas Baton Me
He – Aap to Bewajah Naraz Ho Gayi
Me – Nahi Mai Naraz Nahi Hun Main Kyu Naraz Hone Lagi
He – to Baat Kariye Na Itne Dino Ke Baad Baat Kar Rahe Hain Aur Aap Ne Hi Pucha to Maine Bata Diya
Warna Main Kisi Aur Ki Baat Karta Hi Nahi Lekin Aap Ko Sab Batana Chahta Tha Is Liye Bata Diya
Me – Thik Hai Lekin Mujhe Ye Tumhara Roop Bilkul Nahi Acha Laga
He – Dekhiye Wo Aap Ka Sochna Apni Jagah Sahi Hai Lekin Agar Main Chahta to Aap Ko Kuch Nahi Batata
Aur Apne Ko Acha Hi Acha Kahta Aur Aap Ko Pata Bhi Nahi Chalta Kyunki Aap Mujhe Janti to Hain Nahi
Lekin Maine Sab Bataya Kyunki Mujhe Nahi Acha Lagta Ki Main Jhuth Bolun
Me – Ok
He – Aur Haan Ye Bhi Dhyan Rakhiye Ki Agar Aap Real Me Kisi Ki Friend Ho to Sirf Uski Achaiyon Ko Hi Nahi Accept Karna Chahiye
Uski Kamiyon Ko Bi Accept Karna Chahiye Ab Dekhiye Aap Meri Friend Hain Aur Mujhe Pata Chale Ki Aap Me Koi Kam Hai
To Kya Main Uski Bina Par Friendship Khatam Kar Dunga Main to Asisa Kabhi Nahi Kar Sakta Achayi Hai to Mera Friend Burayi Hai to Bhi Mera Friend
Me – Nice – Lekin Agar Kamiyan Hain to Unko Door Karne Ki Bhi Koshish Karni Chahiye Ya Nahi
He – Haan Bilkul Kyu Nahi – Acha Kuch Apne Bare Bare Me Bataiye Kuch Intresting
Me – Mere Bare Me Kuch Intresting Nahi Hai
He – Acha Ek Baat Puchun Lekin Aap Naaraz Na Hon To
Me – Han Pucho
He – Lekin Aap Naraaz Bikul Nahi Hongi Ye Samajh Liye
Me – Thik Hai Koi Narazgi Nahi Hogi Pucho
He – Aap Ne Bataya Ki Ap Virgin Ho Lekin Kya Aap Ne Abhi Tak Kisi Ko Sex Karte Dekha Hai
Me – Nahi (maine Dekha to Tha Lekin Main Batana Nahi Chahti Thi )
He - Ok
Me – Acha Ab Tak Aapke Kitni Female Se Relation Rahe Hain
He – Hmm 4-5
Me – Be Definet 4 Ya 5
He – Aaj Tak 5 Ab Kal Ka Pata Nahi
Me – Ok Abhi Tak 5 Aur Age Kitne Honge Ap Ko Khud Pata Nahi Ye Insane Ka Kaam Hai Kabhi Socha Hai Agar Koi Rog Lag Gaya to Kya Hoga ?
He – Arey Ab Itne Bewakuf Bhi Nahi Hun Ye Sab to Pata Hain
Me – Agar Koi Lady Ko Koi Problem Ho Gayi to Tum Kya Kar Loge Married Life to Unki Disturb Hogi
He – Ye Sab Kuch Nahi Hoga Aap Tension Na Lo Sab Ko Itna Ilm Hai Aur Puri Surakhsha Ka Dhyan Rakhte Hain Hum Log , Medical Field Se Hain
Me – Waah Kya Kahna Aap Logon Ka , Sab Ke Sab Ek Jaise Ho
He – Haan Sab Ke Sab Ek Jaise Hain Kyunki Sab Ki Apni Need Hain Unke Sab Ko Kuch a Kuch to Karna Hota Hai
Me – Ye Bakwas Bat Hai Physical Need Ki Kya Bat Karte Ho Wo Kya Sirf Tum Logon Ki Hi Hain Aur Kisi Ki Nahi
Aisa Aap Is Liye Kah Rahe Ho Kyunki Aap Apne Ghalat Kaam Ko Sahi Sabit Karna Chahte Ho
Aur Unko Need Ka Naam De Rahe Ho Lekin in Se Ghalat Sahi Nahi Ho Jata
Mr. Shaizan Tum Pappu Ho Aur Pappu Hi Rahoge Ye Tumse Doguni Age Ki Aurten Tumko Gumrah Kar Rahi Hain Aur Tum Khushi Se Ho Rahe Ho
Aur Agar Bat Physical Need Ki Karo to Main Bhi Ek Lady Hun Lekin Aaj Tak Ye Sab Janti Bhi Nahi
Kya Meri Needs Nahi Hain Lekin Iska Matlab Ye Nahi Ki Idhar Udhar Munh Marti Phirun
He - Sahi Kaha Aap Ne Lekin Need Insan Ki Hoti Hain Aur Aap Apne Ko Beech Me Kyun La Rahi Hain
Jahan Insan Ka Zikar Hua Kare Wahan Apne Ko Mat Gina Karo
Me – Matlab Kya Hai Tumhara
He – Matlab Yahi Hai Ki Tumhare Andar Insano Ke Jaisi Koi Aadat Hai Koi
Need Jo Aam Insan Ki Hoti Hai Tum Me Nahi Hai Jot Um Se Pucho Bas Ek Hi Jawab Hota Hai
Nahi Nahi Nahi to Ye Kya Hai , Ya Tum Koi Rooh Ho Ya Bhoot Ya Fir Farishta , Insano Me Apne Ko Mat Gino
Me – Shut up Bahut Ho Gaya,
Na Hi Main Jin Bhut Hun Aur Na Hi Farishta Main Sirf Ek Am Insaan Hun Aur Koshish Karti Hun Ki Insaniyat Ke Raaste Pe Chala Jaye
He – (bahut Slow Awaz Me ) Lagta to Nahi
Me – Ye Bhun Se Kaya Kaha Zara Zor Se Kaho
He – Kuch Nahi Main Kah Raha Tha Ki Aap Insaan Ho Lekin Umar Ka Bhi Kuch Taqaza Hota Hai
Ab Aap 38 Year Ki Ho Buddhi Ho Chuki Ho to Aap Me Ye Sab Baten Nahi Hongi Na
Aap Ki Desires Khatam Ho Chuki Hain Burhape Me Koi Feeling Nahi Hoti Lekin Ab Hum Jawan Logon Me Ye Sab to Hoga Hi Na
Ab Hum Aap Ki Tarah Baith Ke Ibadat to Nahi Kar Sakte Ye Aap Ka Kam Hi Aap Karo Jab Hum Aap Ki Tarah Budhe Ho Jayenge to Hum Bhi Aise Hi Baten Karenge
(uski Baat Sunkar Main Aag Bagoola Ho Gayi )
Me - Khabardarr Jo Mujhe Budhi Kaha to Bewakuf Jahil Nalayak Phone Rakh Do Aur Aaj Ke Baad Kabhi Baat Mat Karna Samjhe Badtameez
He – Ooh Sorry Sorry Sorry Please Phone Mat Katiyega I Am Sorry Wo Maine Aise Hi Kah Diya Tha
Me – Kyun Kah Diya
He – Wo Is Liye Ki Agar Kisi Bhi Larki Ko Budhi Kaho to Wo Bardasht Nahi Karegi Isliye Maine Socha Ki Aap Ko Ye Kahunga to Aap Khud Bata Dogi Ki Aap Budhi Nahi Ho Aur Aap Ki Age Kya Hai
Me – to Pata Chal Gayi Meri Age
He – Yes Aap 38 Ki Hi Ho Lekin Jawan Aur Virgin
Me – Aur Khabardar Jo Dubara Aisi Baat Kii to , Main Buddhi Nahi Hun
He – Jee Bilkul , Aap Kadiyal Jawan Hain Aur Bilkul Apne Maqbool Fida Husain Ki Tarah Jawan Hain
Me – Kameene Badtamiz
(ye Kahkar Maine Phone Kat Diya ) Usne Fir Call Kiya Maine Nahi Uthaya Main Toilet Chali Gayi Aur Jab Wapas Ayi to Dekha Uski 5-6 Miss Cal Thi Aur Ek Msg Bhi Tha
Msg Me Likha Tha Plz Baat Karo Na I Am Sorry Bas Main to Mazak Kar Raha Tha Aap Bura Maan Gayi
Please Baat Karo Na Naraz Mat Ho Mujhe Maf Kar Do I Am Really Sorry Usne Fir Call Ki Maine Phone Uthaya
Me – Haan Bolo Kya Kahna Hai (main Sakht Lahje Me Boli)
He – Kuch Nahi Aap to Dara Rahi Hain Apni Awaz Se
Me – Dekho Bahut Badtamizi Kar Li Tumne Ab Phone Rakho Mujhe Baat Nahi Karni
He – I Am Saying Sorry Lo Acha Ab Main Bed Se Uthkar Zamin Pe Kahara Ho Gaya Hun
Aur Kaan Pakar Kar Uthak Baithak Kar Raha Hun Ab to Maaf Kar Do
Me – Mujhe Kya Pata Kar Rahe Ho Ya Jhuth Bol Rahe Ho
He – Arey Aap Ko Mere Uthne Baithne Ki Wajah Se Awaz to Badly Hui Pata Chal Rahi Rahi Hogi Na
Me – Haan
He – to Ab Maaf Kar Diye Dekhiye Sardi Bahut Hai Main Kanp Raha Hun Kyunki Mai Nude Sota Hun Isliye Bahut Thandak Lag Rahi Hai
Me – Abhi Aur Utho Baitho Aur Ginti Bhi Gino
He – Really Aap Teacher Hi Ho, Acha Lo – 1 –2 –3 –4---5 –6
Me – Bas Bas Ab Bistar Me Jao Warna Jam Jaoge
He – Thank You
Me – Tum Baghair Kapron Ke Kyu Let Jate Ho
He – Bahut Acha Lagta Hai Bahut Relax Feel Hota Hai Bahut Halka
Me – Acha, Lekin Ye to Garmi Me Hona Chahiye Abhi to Kafi Thand Hai
He – Thandhak Me to Aur Maza Aata Hai
Me – Matlab
He – Kuch Nahi , Aap Kabhi Kapre Utar Kar Soyi Hain
Me – Fir Shuru Ho Gaye Badtamizi Se Baz Nahi Aoge
He – Oooh God Kahan Jaun Main ,
Ab Is Me Kya Badtamizi Hai Har Koi Kapre Pahanta Bhi Hai Badalta Bhi Hai Kabhi Kabhi Bilkul Utar Bhi Deta Hai
Ab Ye Puchna Ghalat to Nahi Hai
Me – Hmm Nahi Main Hamesha Pure Kapre Hi Pahanti Hun
He – Aap Kya Pahan Ke Soti Ho
Me – Salwar Suit
He – Aayen ! Kyun Nighty Ya Gown Kyu Nahi Pahanti
Me – Nahi Pahanti Bas Meri Marzi
He – Ok , Acha Kabhi Kisi Waqt Baghair Kapron Ke Rahi Hain Aap
Me – Han Jab Nahati Hun Tab
He – (bahut Zor Hanste Hue) Arey Us Ke Alawa
Me – Nahi
He – Acha Ek Bat Kahun Lekin Aap Bura Bahut Jaldi Manti Hain Is Liye Dar Lagta Hai
Me – to Wahiyaat Baten Kyun Karte Ho
He – Boliye
Me – Haan Kaho
He – Lekin Bura Bilkul Nahi Manengi Aap
Me – Thik Hai Nahi Manungi Bolo
He – Ek New Experience Karna Chahengi
Me – Kya Bolo
He – Aap Bhi Apne Kapre Utar Kar Dekho Kaisa Feel Hota Hai Itni Thandi Raat Me
Me – No , Sharam Nahi Aati Bewakuf Aisi Baat Karte Hue
He – Arey Isme Sharam Ki Kya Bat Hai Aap Ko Koi Dekh to Nahi Raha Na
Me – Nahi Dekh Raha Lekin Fir Bhi Bat to Kar Rhi Hun a Tumse
He – Oooh Aap Bhi Na , Dekho Ek Practical Hai Kar Ke Dekho Ki Kaisa Feel Hota Hai
Acha Tumhara Room Lock Hai Ya Nahi ?
Me – Nahi
He – to Utho Aur Pahle Apna Room Lock Kar Lo
Me – Ok
