Update 35

He – Kyun

Me – Arey Main Baal Nahi Rakhti Mujhe Gandagi Se Bahut Nafrat Hai Main Hamesha Saaf Rakhti Hun

He – Good Bahut Acha , Ab Apne Hathon Ko Apni Belly Pe Rakho

Me – Yes

He – Ab Aankhen Band Ka Lo

Me – Yes Band Kar Lii

He – Ab Apne Hathon Rould Karo Aur Sahlao Lekin Aankhen Mat Kholna

Me – Ok Kar Rahi Hun

He – Ab Aise Hi Ankhen Band Kiya Hue Ye Socho Ki Ye Haath Jo Tumko Sahla Rahe Hain

Ye Tumhare Apne Nahi Hain Maine Tumhare Peeche Khara Hun Aur Sahla Raha Hun

(maine Ek Pal Ko Imagine Kiya Lekin Fauran Apni Janghon Ke Beech Zabardast Jhanjhanahat Mahsus Kii Aur Maine Ankhen Khol Dii )

Me – Nahi

He – Kya Hua Aankhen Kyu Khol Dii

Me – Tumko Kaise Pata

(jawab Me Wo Sirf Hansa )

He – Soch Ke Hi Jhatka Laga

Me – Shayad

He – Haaan Ya Naa

Me –haan – Ab Please Ye Band Karo Warna Mera Heart Fail Ho Jayega

He – Nahi Hoga , Batao Kaisa Lag Raha Hai Ye New Experience

Me – Main Kuch Nahi Kah Sakti

He – Acha Ab Apne Dono Hathon Ko Kamar Pe Rakho Aur Dhere Dhere Aage Ki Taraf Jhuko Aaine Ke Samne

(main Kamar Pe Hath Rakh Ke Aage Ki Taraf Jhuke Lagi Aaine Me Mujhe Apni Breast Ke Beech Se Meri Jangho Tak Ka Nazara Dikh Raha Tha )

Me – Yes Dekh Rahi Hun

He – Feel Karo Main Bhi Dekh Raha Hun Tum Ko

Me – Ok

He – Ab Apne Hath Kamar Se Hata Kar Brest Pe Cross Kar Ke Rakho

Me – Yes Main Hatho Ko Rakh Liya

He – Ab Kya Dikh Raha Hai

Me – Bata Nahi Sakti

He – Hmm Niche Ka Hissa Upar Aa Gaya Chuchi Me Chut Dikh Rahi Hai

Me – Please Ye Alfaaz Mat Bolo Main Kayi Baar Kah Chuki Hun

He – Ok , Lekin Ye Word Bolne Me Kya Problem Hai

Me – Mujhe Nahi Ache Lagti Ye Ghatiya Language

He – Ok but I Like Aur Mere Sath Zyadatar Aurten Bistar Pe Yahi Wording Use Karti Hain

Me – Thik Hai Karti Hongi Lekin Mujhe Nahi Pasand Hai

He – Ok Koi Baat Nahi , Acha Ab Seedhi Khari Ho Jaao

Me – Yes Khari Ho Gayi

He – Ab Apne Hatho Ko Apni Jangho Pe Rakho Aur Ghutno Tak Sahlao Niche Se Upar Aur Upar Se Niche

(main Apne Apne Hathon Ko Jangho Pe Rakh Liye Aur Sahlane Lagi Ab Meri Sannse Bahut Tez Ho Rahi Thi )

Me – Yes Sahla Rhi Hun

He – Good Ab Ghtno Tak Sahlate Hue Hath Le Jaao Aur Ghutno Ke Pas Se Hatho Ko Piche Le Jaao

Aur Sahlate Hue Apne Chutar Tak Le Jao Fir Jangho Pe Lao Aur Ghutno Se Hokar Chutar Tak Sahlao

(main Waisa Hi Karne Lagi Ab Meri Sanse Thamne Ka Naam Nahi Le Rahi Thi )

Me – Yeeeessss Kaar Rahiiiii Hunnn

He – Kya Huaaa Any Problem

Me – Nahi Bahut Ajeeb Lag Raha Hai

He – Haan Garmi Bahut Hai Aaj

Me – Haan Bahut Garami Hai

He – Tumne Pankha Nahi Chalaya Hua Hai

Me – Nahi

He - Kyun

(tabhi Achanak Mujhe Khyal Aaya Ki Ye Kya Puch Raha Hai Aur Mai Kya Kah Rahi Hun Sardi Ka Mausam Tha Lekin Mujhe Paseena Aa Raha Tha Pata Nahi Kyun )

Me – Sardi Ke Mausam Me Pankha Kaun Chalata Hai

He – Abhi to Tum Ne Kaha Ki Garmi Hai

Me – Please Meri Kuch Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha Ye Sab Kya Ho Raha Hai Mujhe Kyun Pagal Kar Rahe Ho

He – Hmmm Pagal Nahi Kar Raha Hun Aapko Maza Dila Raha Hun

Me – Hmmmm

He – Acha Maza a Raha Hai Sahlane Me Is Tarah

Me – Hun

He – Ok , Ab Dressing Chair Pe Baith Jaiye Bilkul Aaine Ke Paas Hoke

(yes Maine Dressing Chair Pe Baithte Hue Kaha Aur Main Baithgayi)

He – Good Aap Ke Pas Lipstick Hai

Me – Nahi Main Lipstick Nahi Use Karti Mujhe Bshut Zyada Make up Hi Pasand Nahi

He – Good, Koi Bat Nahi Acha Aaj Sab Kuch Naya Naya Lag Raha Hai Na

Me – Haan Mere Liye to Ye Sab Naya Hi Hai

He – Acha Ab Apni Tange Dresser Pe Rakh Lo Aaine Ke Dono Taraf Failakar

Me – Kyun

He – Karo Na Aur Plz Ye Kyu Kyu Mat Karo

Me – Ok (aur Main Apni Tange Dresser Pe Rakh Ke Baith Gayi)

He – Aaine Ke Pas Ho Ya Dur

Me – Bahut Paas Hun

He – Tumhare Ghutne Kahan Hain

Me – Meri Heel Aaine Ke Dono Taraf Hain Aur Ghutne Mure Hue Hain Meri Kohniyon Ke Pas Tak

He – Good , Aaine Me Kya Dikh Raha Hai

Me – Pata Nahi – Jo Dikh Raha Hai Tum Ko Maloom Hai Fir Kyun Pooch Rahe Ho

He – Batao Na Time Kam Hai Jaldi Batao

Me – Peshab Ki Jagah Dikh Rahi Hai

He – Naam Kya Hai Us Jagah Ka

Me – Please Ye Sab Baaten Mat Pucho Kisko Nahi Pata Fir Bhi Puch Rahe Ho

He – Arey in Baton Me Jo Maza Aata Hai Wo Shayad Aap Nahi Janti Is Liye Kah Rahi Hain

Ab Jaldi Se Naam Bataiye Aur Jo Main Puch Raha Hun Uska Jawab Do Sawal Ke Badle Sawal Mat Karo

Me – Ok Thik Hai

He – Batao

Me – Vagina , Sharam Gaah Kahte Hain

He – Hmmm (fir Hansne Laga )

Me – Hans Kyu Rae Ho

He – Tumhari Is Baat Pe Ek Joke Yaad Aa Gaya Suno

Ek Aurat Rickshe Se Ja Rahi Thi Tabhi Rickshaw Disbalnce Hua Aur Wo Aurat Gir Gayi

Aurat Ulti Giri Sir Niche Pair Upar Is Position Me Uski Saree Upar Ho Gayi Aur Usne Panty Nahi Pahni Hui Thi

, Aurat Bahut Tezi Se Uthi Aur Rickshe Wale Se Boli Dekhi Meri Furti

Rickshe Wala Bola – Acha to Aap Is Ko Furti Kahti Ho Hamare Yahan Is Ko Chut Kahte Hain

(ye Joke Sunakar Wo Hansne Laga Main Bhi Muskurane Lagi Thi)

Me – Very Funny

He – Acha Joke Tha ?

Me – Bahut Hi Ghatiya Tha

He – Ok to Aaine Jo Dikh Raha Hai Kaisa Lag Raha Hai

Me – Bata Nahi Sakti

He – Hmm Ab Apna Ek Hath Apni Chut Pe Rakho Aur Batao Kaisi Hai

Me – Pahle to Apni Zaban Ko Lagam Do

He – Ok Sorry Yaar Lekin Tum Ko Acha Nahi Lagta to Mat Kaho Lekin Mai Jo Kah Raha Hun Wo Kahne Do

Me – Agar Chahte Ho Ki Main Baat Karun to Ye Sab Nahi , Mujhe Bilkul Nahi Pasand

He – Thik Hai Nahi Pasand Lekin Ye Batao Jo Abhi Kar Rahi Ho Kya Aaj Se Pahle Yeh Sahi Laga Tha Kabhi ?

Ab Aaj Ye Experience Kiya to Acha Laga Thik Isi Tarah Ye Word Bhi Ache Lagne Lagenge Bas Mujhe Use Karne Do

Me – Mere Khyal Se Koi Bhi Educated Lady Is Tarah Ke Kalam Ko Pasand Nahi Karegi

He – Ye Sahi Nahi Hai Sab Pasand Karti Hain

Me- Nahi Ho Sakta Bahas Mat Karo , Acha Tumhari Docter Aise Baat Karti Hai

He – Hmmmm Zyada to Nahi Lekin Mujhe Mana Bhi Nahi Karti Aur Jab Main Bahut Kahta Hun Kayi Baar Wo Is Tarah Ke Word Use Karti Hai

Me – Haan Dekho Jab Tum Bahut Zyada Kahte Hoge to Hi Wo Zabardasti Aisa Karti Hai Tumhari Wajah Se

He – to Mujhe Bolne Do Tum Mat Bolo Ye Sab

Me – Thik Hai Jo Chahe Bako Lekin Mujhe Ye Pasand Nahi

He – Thank You Thank You Permition Dene Ke Liye

(jawab Me Main Kuch Nahi Boli)

He – Haan to Batao

Me – Kya

He – Pari Pe Hath Rakho

Me – Pari Kya ?

He – Chut Kah Raha Hun to Aap Ko Acha Nahi Lag Raha Is Liye Aapki Us Ka Naam Pari Rakh Diya Hogi Bhi Wo Pari Jaisi , Ab Aap Samajh Gayi Pari Kya

Me – Yes Pari Mean Vagina , Sharam Gaah

He – Yes – Acha Baal Hain Tumhari Ke

Me – Nahi , Maine Bataya Ki Main Saaf Rakhti Hun

He – Kitne Din Me Saaf Karti Ho

Me – 2 Time in A Week 1 Baar to Bahut Hi Zaruri Hai Agar 2 Baa Na Kar Payi

He – Very Good Muhe Saaf Saaf Achi Lagti Hai

Me – Ok

He – Hath Rakha

Me – Yes Rakha Hua Hai

He – Kaisa Lag Raha Hai

Me – Bahut Garam Hai

He – Hmm Geeli Hai

Me – Haan Thori Thori Geeli Hai

He – Good , Kabhi Ungli Kii Hai Andar

Me – Nahi I Don’t Like that Ungli Kya Tinka Bhi Andar Nahi Kiya Aaj Tak

He – Really?

Me – Yes

He – Amazing Yaar Kya Larki Ho Tum Maan Gaye

Me – Ok

He – Acha Ab Dhire Dhire Apni Pari Ko Sahlaao

Me – Ok (main Apne Hath Se Sahlane Lagi Ukharti Hui Sanse Jo Thamne Lagi Thi Ek Fir Tez Hone Lagi )

He – Kaisa Lag Raha Hai

Me – Haaannnnn Bahut Ajeeb Lag Raha Hai

He – Ab Tum Apni Ek Ungli Aur Anguthe Se Uske Lips Ko Halke Halke Se Kholo

Me – Yess (main Waise Hi Karne Lagi )

He – Kaisa Lag Raha Hai

Me – Bahut Dikkat Ho Rahi Hai Baut Tight Hai Is Tara Kholne Me Dard Ho Raha Hai

He – Wowwwww Amazing Nice Pari Waqayi Virgin Bahut Khush Naseeb Pappu Hoga Jo Is Ke Darwaze Ko Kholega

Me – Shut Up

He – Acha Apni Us Ke Beech Ke Dane Pe Ungli Rakho

Me – Yes Rakh Lii Ab Batao

(main Ungli Rakh Kar Boli Ungli Rakhte Hi Mere Jism Me Carent Sa Daudne Laga )

He – Ab Apni Ungli Ko Halke Se Dabaoo Aur Us Dane Ko Sahlaao

(main Thik Waisa Hi Karne Lagi Aur Mere Munh Se Siskiyan Chutne Lagi Aur Ungli Geeli Hone Lagi )

Me – Yes Kar Rahi Hun

He – Kaisa Lag Raha Hai

Me – Jo Lag Raha Hai Wo Bata Nahi Sakti

He – Hmmmm Good Iska Matlab Ab Bahut Zyada Maza Aa Raha Hai

Me – Hun

He – Ab Apni Charo Ungliyon Ko Mila Kar Pari Ke Darar Pe Rakho

Me – Yes (main Apni Ungliyon Ko Darar Pe Rakha to Kanpkapi Sii Lagne Lagi Aur Mujhe Paseena Aa Raha Tha )

He – Ab Ungliyon Ko Upar Se Niche Aur Niche Se Upar Darar Me Ragro

Me – Haaaa Aaaah Yeeee Ragaar Rahi Hun

He – Kya Hua Kaisa Lag Raha Hai

Me – Bahut Achaa

He – Ab Apni Ek Ungli Dhire Se Andar Daloo

Me – Nahi Main Ye Nahi Karungi

He – Karo to Yar Dekho Mera Pappu Itni Der Me 2 Baar Pani Chor Chukka Hai Aur Ab Fir Akar Raha Hai Gussa Kar Raha Tumhari Pari Pe

Me – Karne Do Gussa

He – Acha Na Karo Ungli Ab Aise Hi Karti Raho

Me – Yes Kar Rhi Hun

He – Kaisa Lag Raha Hai

Me – Bahut Acha (is Waqt Meri Ungliyan Bheeg Chuki Thi Aur Mujhe Aisa Lag Raha Tha Jaise Ki Main Hawa Me Parwaz Kar Rahi Hun Meri Sanse Andhiyon Ki Manind Chal Rahi Thi)

He – Left Hand Se Rub Kar Rahi Ho Right Se

Me – Right Se

He – Good Right Se Karti Raho Aur Aur Left Hand Apni Brest Pe Rakh Lo Aur Usko Bhi Sahlaao

Me – Yes (maine Apne Left Hand Se Apni Brest Ko Sahlane Lagi Aisa Karne Se Mujhe Aur Bhi Zyada Ajeeb Feel Hone Laga)​
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