Update 36
He – Ab Kaisa Lag Raha Hai
Me – Aisa Lag Raha Hai Jaise Hawaon Me Ud Rahi Hun
He – Maza a Raha Hai
Me – Bahut , Aaahh Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai
He – Kya Ho Raha Hai
Me – Bahut Ajeeb Lag Raha Hai Niche Ke Hisse Me Ek Ajeeb Sa Pressure Feel Ho Raha Hai Tangon Me Kamar Me Dard Sa Ho Raha Hai
He – Good , Ab Aise Hi Karti Raho Apni Ungliyan Pari Me Upar Niche Tez Tez Karo Aur Dusre Hath Se Breast Ko Sahlati Raho Khoob Rub Karo
Me – Aaaaaahhh Haaaaaahhhhaa Yes Kar Rahi Hun
He – Kaisa Lag Raha Hai
Me – Haaaa Laaaag Raha Hai Marne Wali Hun Jan Nikalne Wali Hai
He – Good Ab Tumko Zindagi Ka Ek Acha Maza Milne Wala Hai Aise Hi Karti Raho
Me – Haaan Kar Rahi Hun
He – Bahut Achi Aur Lajawab Pari Hai Tumhari
Me – Yesss Yessss
He – Karti Raho Main Tumhare Kandhe Pe Hath Rakh Raha Hun Karti Raho
Me – Yes Haan Kar Rahi Hun
He – Ab Feel Karo Ki Ki Pari Me Tumhari Ungliyan Nahi Hain Meri Hain Aur Tumhari Brest Pe Bhi Main Sahla Raha Hun
Me – Hmmmmmm Yeeeessss Ooooohhhh Yeeeeee
(mera Ye Soch Ke Jism Aur Akarne Laga )
He – Kaisa Feel Ho Raha Hai
Me – Bahut Acha Bahut Acha Main Ud Rahi Hun Haan Aise Hi
He – Yes Karti Raho Aur Feel Karo Ki Main Hun
Me – Yessssss Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(aisa Lagne Laga Ki Meri Jaan Ab Bahar Nikal Aayegi )
He – Ab Kaisa Lag Raha Hai Pari Ko
Me – Baas Jaan Si Nikalne Wali Hai
He – Nikal Jane Do
Me – Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeee Kyaaaaaaaa Ho Rahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haiiiiiiiiiii
Maarrrrrrrrrrrr Jaungiiiii Maiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(maine Apne Hath Jahan the Wahin Par Kas Liye Aur Tange Akar Gayi Maine Tange Failane Ki Koshish Ki to Chair Apne Aap Piche Ho Gayi)
He – Kya Hua Dear
Me – Hunh Hunh Hunh Aaah Aah Yeee
He – Ooooh Awaz Nahi Nikal Rahi Sanse Nahi Sambhal Rhi Hai Bas Aise Hi Raho 2 Minute Relax Ho Jaogi
(kuch Der Tak Meri Sanse Bahtu Tez Tez Tak Chalti Rahi Fir Thori Der Ke Baad Thamne Lagi )
Maine Apni Tange Dresser Se Uteri Aur Khari Hone Lagi Lekin Main Khari Na Rah Saki Aur Fir Kursi Pe Baith Gayi
Me – Aaahhhhhh
He – Kya Hua
Me – Kuch Nahi
He – Kaisa Feel Ho Raha Hai
Me -Bahut Halka
He – Niche Ka Kya Haal Hai Pari Ka
Me – Gandi Ho Gayi Hai Aur Hath Bhi Ganda Ho Gya
He – Good , Ye Aaj Pahli Baar Hua
Me – Yes Pahli Baar
He – Amazing Yar Kaisa Laga Jis Waqt Tumhara Pani Nikal
Me – Bahut Acha
He – Maza Aaya
Me – Haaan
He – Mera Bhi Tisri Baar Nikal Gaya Tumhare Maze Ke Liye Mera Pappu Pareshan Ho Gaya Aaaj
Me – Ok
He – 5:00 Baj Gaya Hai
Me – Ooooh Mai Toilet Ja Rahi Hun
He – Main Bhi Aaun
Me – Shut Up
He – Acha Chalo Ab Baat Khatam Karte Hain Bas Kuch Baten Aur
Me – Haan
He – to Kaisa Laga Ye Aaj Ka Naya Exprnce
Me – Bahut Acha
He – Maza Aaya
Me – Haan Bahut
He - Good to Fir Kab Baat Karogi
Me – Kah Nahi Sakti Kal Se College Khul Jayega Sister Ka to Subah Subah Uthna Parega
He – Chalo Koi Baat Nahi Agar Kana Chahogi to Time Bhi Mil Jayega
Me - Ok
He – to Ab Aap Mujhe Kya Kahengi Maine Jo Aaj Aap Ko Diya
Me – Kuch Nahi
He – Ok Next Time Jab Baat Hogi to Koi Aur Exprnce Dunga Aap Ko
Me – Kya
He – Hmmm Main Aap Ko Apni Puri Sex Life Ke Bare Me Bataunga
Me – Ok
He – Waise Ain Aap Ko Thank You Kahna Chatha Hun Thank You Gul
Me – Kis Baat Ke Liye Thanks
He – 36 Dd 34 42 Batane Ke Liye , Kitni Sharafat Se Bata Diya Agar Main Aise Aap Se Puchta Ki Ap Ka Figure Kya Hai to Shayad Mujhe Kaat Hi Leti
Me – Hmmmm Tum Bahut Kameene Ho
He – Thank You
Me – Bahut Shtir Makkar Badtameez
He –thank You
Me – Ye Tareef Nahi Hai
He – Jo Bhi Hai Uske Liye Thank You
Me – Kitne Besharam Ho Tum
He – Kya Ab Bhi Kahogi Ki Main Pappu Hun
Me – Hmm Pappu to Tum Ho Aur Pappu Rahoge Bhi
He - Kyun
Me – Ye Tum Ko Ek Din Khud Pata Chal Jayega
He – Acha Ab Aap Soyengi
Me – Ab Sone Ka Time Kahan Hai
He – Koi Baat Nahi Thora Sa Aaram Kar Lena Please Aur Abhi Toilet Se Aake Dudh Me Coffee Dalkar Pee Lena Samjhi
Me – Ok
He – Aur Haan Agar Abhi Bed Pe Jana to Nangi Hi Rahna Aur Fir Se Sab Kuch Yad Karna
Me – Shup Up
He – Ok Aur Haan Sab Se Zaruri Baat
Me – Kya
He – Pari Ka Khyal Rakhna Meri Taraf Se Usko Kiss Karna
Me – Chup Raho Kitne Gande Ho
He – Ok Bye Ab Rakhta Hun Phone
Me – Bye
Maine Phone Band Kiya Aur Hand Free Hata Di Main Aise Hi Nangi Nangi Uth Kar Toilet Chali Gayi
Mai Toilet Me Gayi to Mujhe Thandak Ka Zabardast Ahsas Hone Laga
Abhi Kuch Der Pahle Jahan Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Wahin Ab Mujhe Sardi Legen Lagi Thi
Aur Main Thandhak Ki Wajah Se Hil Rahi Thi Pani Chute Hi Mujhe Fir Carent Sa Laga
Maine Geezer on Kiya Aur Garam Pani Se Apni Pari Ka Munh Dhone Lagi Khoob Achi Tarah Se Saf Karne Ke Baad Main Wapas Bed Pe a Gayi
Maine Towel Lapeta Aur Room Se Bahar Aa Kar Shahnaz Ko Dekha Wo so Rahi Thi Main Wapas Apne Room Me Aa Gayi Aur Towel Hata Kar Kapre Pahanne Lagi
Tabhi Mujhe Khyal Aaya Shaizan Ne Kaha Tha Ki Agar Bed Pe Jana to Nangi Hi Letna
Main Yunhi Bed Pe Aakar Let Gayi Aur Lihaaf Odh Liya Kuch Hi Palon Me Muhe Nind Aa Gayi
Main so Kar Uthi to 10:30 Baja Tha Main Jaldi Se Uthi
Main Scoh Rahi Ki Aaj Kitni Der Tak Soti Rahi Yahi Sochete Hue Jaldi Jaldi Kapre Pahanne Lagi
Aaj Se Pahle Itni Bhyanak Neend Mujhe Nahi Aayi Thi Main Soch Rahi Thi Ye Kya Hua
Main Bahar Aayi Aur Dkha Shahnaz Nahi Dikhi Main Uske Room Me Gayi to Dekha Wo Bhi so Rahi Thi
Maine Shahnaz Ko Bahut Hi Pyar Se Jagaya Gudiya Rani Ab Uth Jaiye
Hmmm Bibbi Sone Do Na – Wo Karwat Badalte Hue Boli
Dekho 10 30 Baja Hai – Main Boli
Time Sunkar Wo Fauran Uth Gayi
Itni Der Ho Gay Bibbi Aap Ne Mujhe Jagaya Kyu Nahi – Wo Boli
Maine Socha Aaj so Lene Dun Kal Se to College Hai Aap Ka Is Liye Nahi Uthaya – Main Boli
To Main Fir so Jaun – Wo Boli
Nahi Ab Uth Jaao Warna Pani Daal Dungi- Main Boli
Ooooh Bibbi Wo Angrayi Leti Hui Uthi Aur Bathroom Me Chali Gayi
Main Bahar Aa Gayi Aur Kitchen Me Chali Gayi
Aur Baki Ka Din Yunh Ghar Pe Hi Routine Work Me Beet Gaya
Raat Ko Dinner Ke Bad Main Apne Room Me Aayi Aur Ek Book Parhni Shuru Kar Dii
Lekin Mera Dhyan Baar Baar Kal Ki Bat Par Jar Aha Tha Main Ne Book Rkh Dii Aur Sochene Lagi
Ki Maine Aaj Tak Kisi Se Is Tarah Ki Kya Koi Aur Bat Bhi Nahi Ki
Aur Ye Shaizan Kab Aur Kaise Aa Gaya Aur Is Se Kitna Free Hokar Main Is Tarah Ki Baten Kar Gayi
Ye Sab Kyun Hua Dhai Sau Gram Ka Larka 20 Saal Ka Kaise Usne Mujhe Apne Lafzon Me Bandh Liya
Aur Main Uski Har Baat Ko Tasleem Karti Rahi
Kya Main Ne Ye Ghalat Kiya Shayad Mujhe Nahi Karna Chahiye Tha Mujhe Apni Limits Me Hi Rahna Chahiye
Dusre Hi Pal Main Sochne Lagi Ki Maine Kuch Ghalat to Kiya Nahi
Sirf Baat Cheet Hi to Kii Hai Ab Baat Cheet Ka Mauzun Badal Gaya to Ye Ghalat to Nahi Hai
Main Kal Hui Baat Cheet Par Ghaur Karne Lagi Har Baat Ko Yaad Karte Hue Main Fir Kuch Ajeeb Sa Feel Karne Lagi
Aur Apne Aap Hi Mera Hath Meri Janghon Ke Beech Pahunch Gaya
Aur Sab Sochne Ke Baad Maine Khud Se Kaha
Nahi Kuch Ghalat Nahi Kiya
And Now Personally Speaking Jo Kuch Bhi Tha Bahut Acha Tha
Me – Aisa Lag Raha Hai Jaise Hawaon Me Ud Rahi Hun
He – Maza a Raha Hai
Me – Bahut , Aaahh Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai
He – Kya Ho Raha Hai
Me – Bahut Ajeeb Lag Raha Hai Niche Ke Hisse Me Ek Ajeeb Sa Pressure Feel Ho Raha Hai Tangon Me Kamar Me Dard Sa Ho Raha Hai
He – Good , Ab Aise Hi Karti Raho Apni Ungliyan Pari Me Upar Niche Tez Tez Karo Aur Dusre Hath Se Breast Ko Sahlati Raho Khoob Rub Karo
Me – Aaaaaahhh Haaaaaahhhhaa Yes Kar Rahi Hun
He – Kaisa Lag Raha Hai
Me – Haaaa Laaaag Raha Hai Marne Wali Hun Jan Nikalne Wali Hai
He – Good Ab Tumko Zindagi Ka Ek Acha Maza Milne Wala Hai Aise Hi Karti Raho
Me – Haaan Kar Rahi Hun
He – Bahut Achi Aur Lajawab Pari Hai Tumhari
Me – Yesss Yessss
He – Karti Raho Main Tumhare Kandhe Pe Hath Rakh Raha Hun Karti Raho
Me – Yes Haan Kar Rahi Hun
He – Ab Feel Karo Ki Ki Pari Me Tumhari Ungliyan Nahi Hain Meri Hain Aur Tumhari Brest Pe Bhi Main Sahla Raha Hun
Me – Hmmmmmm Yeeeessss Ooooohhhh Yeeeeee
(mera Ye Soch Ke Jism Aur Akarne Laga )
He – Kaisa Feel Ho Raha Hai
Me – Bahut Acha Bahut Acha Main Ud Rahi Hun Haan Aise Hi
He – Yes Karti Raho Aur Feel Karo Ki Main Hun
Me – Yessssss Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(aisa Lagne Laga Ki Meri Jaan Ab Bahar Nikal Aayegi )
He – Ab Kaisa Lag Raha Hai Pari Ko
Me – Baas Jaan Si Nikalne Wali Hai
He – Nikal Jane Do
Me – Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeee Kyaaaaaaaa Ho Rahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haiiiiiiiiiii
Maarrrrrrrrrrrr Jaungiiiii Maiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(maine Apne Hath Jahan the Wahin Par Kas Liye Aur Tange Akar Gayi Maine Tange Failane Ki Koshish Ki to Chair Apne Aap Piche Ho Gayi)
He – Kya Hua Dear
Me – Hunh Hunh Hunh Aaah Aah Yeee
He – Ooooh Awaz Nahi Nikal Rahi Sanse Nahi Sambhal Rhi Hai Bas Aise Hi Raho 2 Minute Relax Ho Jaogi
(kuch Der Tak Meri Sanse Bahtu Tez Tez Tak Chalti Rahi Fir Thori Der Ke Baad Thamne Lagi )
Maine Apni Tange Dresser Se Uteri Aur Khari Hone Lagi Lekin Main Khari Na Rah Saki Aur Fir Kursi Pe Baith Gayi
Me – Aaahhhhhh
He – Kya Hua
Me – Kuch Nahi
He – Kaisa Feel Ho Raha Hai
Me -Bahut Halka
He – Niche Ka Kya Haal Hai Pari Ka
Me – Gandi Ho Gayi Hai Aur Hath Bhi Ganda Ho Gya
He – Good , Ye Aaj Pahli Baar Hua
Me – Yes Pahli Baar
He – Amazing Yar Kaisa Laga Jis Waqt Tumhara Pani Nikal
Me – Bahut Acha
He – Maza Aaya
Me – Haaan
He – Mera Bhi Tisri Baar Nikal Gaya Tumhare Maze Ke Liye Mera Pappu Pareshan Ho Gaya Aaaj
Me – Ok
He – 5:00 Baj Gaya Hai
Me – Ooooh Mai Toilet Ja Rahi Hun
He – Main Bhi Aaun
Me – Shut Up
He – Acha Chalo Ab Baat Khatam Karte Hain Bas Kuch Baten Aur
Me – Haan
He – to Kaisa Laga Ye Aaj Ka Naya Exprnce
Me – Bahut Acha
He – Maza Aaya
Me – Haan Bahut
He - Good to Fir Kab Baat Karogi
Me – Kah Nahi Sakti Kal Se College Khul Jayega Sister Ka to Subah Subah Uthna Parega
He – Chalo Koi Baat Nahi Agar Kana Chahogi to Time Bhi Mil Jayega
Me - Ok
He – to Ab Aap Mujhe Kya Kahengi Maine Jo Aaj Aap Ko Diya
Me – Kuch Nahi
He – Ok Next Time Jab Baat Hogi to Koi Aur Exprnce Dunga Aap Ko
Me – Kya
He – Hmmm Main Aap Ko Apni Puri Sex Life Ke Bare Me Bataunga
Me – Ok
He – Waise Ain Aap Ko Thank You Kahna Chatha Hun Thank You Gul
Me – Kis Baat Ke Liye Thanks
He – 36 Dd 34 42 Batane Ke Liye , Kitni Sharafat Se Bata Diya Agar Main Aise Aap Se Puchta Ki Ap Ka Figure Kya Hai to Shayad Mujhe Kaat Hi Leti
Me – Hmmmm Tum Bahut Kameene Ho
He – Thank You
Me – Bahut Shtir Makkar Badtameez
He –thank You
Me – Ye Tareef Nahi Hai
He – Jo Bhi Hai Uske Liye Thank You
Me – Kitne Besharam Ho Tum
He – Kya Ab Bhi Kahogi Ki Main Pappu Hun
Me – Hmm Pappu to Tum Ho Aur Pappu Rahoge Bhi
He - Kyun
Me – Ye Tum Ko Ek Din Khud Pata Chal Jayega
He – Acha Ab Aap Soyengi
Me – Ab Sone Ka Time Kahan Hai
He – Koi Baat Nahi Thora Sa Aaram Kar Lena Please Aur Abhi Toilet Se Aake Dudh Me Coffee Dalkar Pee Lena Samjhi
Me – Ok
He – Aur Haan Agar Abhi Bed Pe Jana to Nangi Hi Rahna Aur Fir Se Sab Kuch Yad Karna
Me – Shup Up
He – Ok Aur Haan Sab Se Zaruri Baat
Me – Kya
He – Pari Ka Khyal Rakhna Meri Taraf Se Usko Kiss Karna
Me – Chup Raho Kitne Gande Ho
He – Ok Bye Ab Rakhta Hun Phone
Me – Bye
Maine Phone Band Kiya Aur Hand Free Hata Di Main Aise Hi Nangi Nangi Uth Kar Toilet Chali Gayi
Mai Toilet Me Gayi to Mujhe Thandak Ka Zabardast Ahsas Hone Laga
Abhi Kuch Der Pahle Jahan Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Wahin Ab Mujhe Sardi Legen Lagi Thi
Aur Main Thandhak Ki Wajah Se Hil Rahi Thi Pani Chute Hi Mujhe Fir Carent Sa Laga
Maine Geezer on Kiya Aur Garam Pani Se Apni Pari Ka Munh Dhone Lagi Khoob Achi Tarah Se Saf Karne Ke Baad Main Wapas Bed Pe a Gayi
Maine Towel Lapeta Aur Room Se Bahar Aa Kar Shahnaz Ko Dekha Wo so Rahi Thi Main Wapas Apne Room Me Aa Gayi Aur Towel Hata Kar Kapre Pahanne Lagi
Tabhi Mujhe Khyal Aaya Shaizan Ne Kaha Tha Ki Agar Bed Pe Jana to Nangi Hi Letna
Main Yunhi Bed Pe Aakar Let Gayi Aur Lihaaf Odh Liya Kuch Hi Palon Me Muhe Nind Aa Gayi
Main so Kar Uthi to 10:30 Baja Tha Main Jaldi Se Uthi
Main Scoh Rahi Ki Aaj Kitni Der Tak Soti Rahi Yahi Sochete Hue Jaldi Jaldi Kapre Pahanne Lagi
Aaj Se Pahle Itni Bhyanak Neend Mujhe Nahi Aayi Thi Main Soch Rahi Thi Ye Kya Hua
Main Bahar Aayi Aur Dkha Shahnaz Nahi Dikhi Main Uske Room Me Gayi to Dekha Wo Bhi so Rahi Thi
Maine Shahnaz Ko Bahut Hi Pyar Se Jagaya Gudiya Rani Ab Uth Jaiye
Hmmm Bibbi Sone Do Na – Wo Karwat Badalte Hue Boli
Dekho 10 30 Baja Hai – Main Boli
Time Sunkar Wo Fauran Uth Gayi
Itni Der Ho Gay Bibbi Aap Ne Mujhe Jagaya Kyu Nahi – Wo Boli
Maine Socha Aaj so Lene Dun Kal Se to College Hai Aap Ka Is Liye Nahi Uthaya – Main Boli
To Main Fir so Jaun – Wo Boli
Nahi Ab Uth Jaao Warna Pani Daal Dungi- Main Boli
Ooooh Bibbi Wo Angrayi Leti Hui Uthi Aur Bathroom Me Chali Gayi
Main Bahar Aa Gayi Aur Kitchen Me Chali Gayi
Aur Baki Ka Din Yunh Ghar Pe Hi Routine Work Me Beet Gaya
Raat Ko Dinner Ke Bad Main Apne Room Me Aayi Aur Ek Book Parhni Shuru Kar Dii
Lekin Mera Dhyan Baar Baar Kal Ki Bat Par Jar Aha Tha Main Ne Book Rkh Dii Aur Sochene Lagi
Ki Maine Aaj Tak Kisi Se Is Tarah Ki Kya Koi Aur Bat Bhi Nahi Ki
Aur Ye Shaizan Kab Aur Kaise Aa Gaya Aur Is Se Kitna Free Hokar Main Is Tarah Ki Baten Kar Gayi
Ye Sab Kyun Hua Dhai Sau Gram Ka Larka 20 Saal Ka Kaise Usne Mujhe Apne Lafzon Me Bandh Liya
Aur Main Uski Har Baat Ko Tasleem Karti Rahi
Kya Main Ne Ye Ghalat Kiya Shayad Mujhe Nahi Karna Chahiye Tha Mujhe Apni Limits Me Hi Rahna Chahiye
Dusre Hi Pal Main Sochne Lagi Ki Maine Kuch Ghalat to Kiya Nahi
Sirf Baat Cheet Hi to Kii Hai Ab Baat Cheet Ka Mauzun Badal Gaya to Ye Ghalat to Nahi Hai
Main Kal Hui Baat Cheet Par Ghaur Karne Lagi Har Baat Ko Yaad Karte Hue Main Fir Kuch Ajeeb Sa Feel Karne Lagi
Aur Apne Aap Hi Mera Hath Meri Janghon Ke Beech Pahunch Gaya
Aur Sab Sochne Ke Baad Maine Khud Se Kaha
Nahi Kuch Ghalat Nahi Kiya
And Now Personally Speaking Jo Kuch Bhi Tha Bahut Acha Tha
