Update 38
Main Nind Me Hi Thi Ki Tabhi Shaizan Ka Masg Aaya Ki Ab to Try Karo Baat Karne Ki 1:00 Baj Gaya Hai Ab to Sab so Gaye Honge
I Reply- Sab Ka to Pata Nahi Lekin Main Lagbhag so Gayi Thi
Msg Dene Ke Fauran Bad Hi Uska Phone Aaya
Me – Hello
He – Yes Kya Hua Baat Karo Na
Me – Abhi Nahi Ruko Dekh Lun Zara Ki Sab so Gaye Ya Nahi
He – Ok Dekh Lo Fir Msg Do
Mobile Rakh Kar Main Bahar Aa Gayi Aur Shahnaz Ke Room Me Gayi Dekha Shahnaz so Chuki Thi
Maine Us Ke Room Ki Light Off Ki Aur Wapas Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Maine Shaizan Ko Msg Diya – Yes U May Call Now
Fauran Hi Uska Phone Aaya Maine Phone Uthaya
Hello I Said
He – Yes Kaisi Ho Dear
Me – Fine Thanks , Aap?
He – Thik Thak Aur Batao Kya Ho Raha Hai
Me – Kuch Nahi Bas so Gayi Thi
He – Aur Sab Log so Gaye
Me – Han so Gaye
He – Aur Kuch Bataiye Anything New?
Me – Kuch Naya Nahi Hai Bas Meri Sister Ka Exam Shuru Hone Wala Hai March Se
He – Ok Achi Bat Hi Mera Bhi Exam February Last Se Shuru Hone Wala Hai
Me – Ok
He – Aur Aapki Sister Kaisi Hai
Me – Thik Hai
He – Aur Bataiye Aap Ne Mere Msg Pe Itna Gussa Kyun Dikhaya
Me – Mujhe Nahi Pasand Hai to Kyun Bhej Rahe the Isliye
He – Hmmm Mujhe Lagta Hai Aap Ko Kuch Problem Hai
Me – Kaisi Problem
He – Kuch to Hai Muje Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise Aap Ne Apne Bare Me Bahut Kuch Chupa Rakha Hai Mujh Se
Me – Aisa Nahi Hai , Aur Aap Ko Aisa Kyun Lagta Hai
Us Roz Aap Kah Rahe the Ki Main Dusron Ke Khyal Me Khud Ka Khyal Nahi Rakhti
He – Haan Ye to Hai Bahut Si Aisi Baten Hai Jo Maine Point Ki Hain Aap Ke Bare Me
Me – Kya Bataiye
He – Haan Lekin Kuch Baton Me Sure Nahi Hun Kyunki Abhi Aap Ko Dekha Nahi Hai Ek Bar Agar Aap Ka Face Dekh Lun to Bahut Kuch Bata Sakta Hun
Me – Ghuma Firakar Ye Kahna Chahte Ho Ki Ab Mujh Se Milna Hai
He – Hmmm Bahut Samajahdar Hain Aap , to Bataiye Mulaqat Hogi Ya Nahi
Me – Nahi
He – Kyun
Me – Aap Bahut Door Hain Aur Main Kisi Se Milti Bhi Nahi Hun
He – Doori Koi Problem Nahi Hai Aap Kahiye Main Aap Ke City Me Aa Jaunga
Me – Waah Kya Kahna Aap Ka Aur Milenge Kaise
He – Kahin Bhi Idhar Udhar Market Park Hotel Wotel
Me – Main Kahin Ghumti Nahi Hun Ok Aur Ye Shaher Itna Bada Nahi Hai
Main Kisi Ko Janu Ya Janu Ye Dusri Baat Hai Lekin Mujhe Har Koii Janta Hai Aur Sidhi Si Baat Ye Hai Ki Main Milna Hi Nahi Chahungi
He – Good Seedhi Baat Acha Laga Sunkar Kabhi Mere Shahar Aana Hua Hai Aap Ka
Me – Han 1-2 Baar Kahin Jate Hue Aap Ke City Se Train Reservation Tha Jiski Wajah Se Jana Para
He – Good , Matlab Chance Ho Sakta Hai Ki Aap Yahan Ayen Aur Mujh Se Mulaqat Ho Jaye
Me – Pata Nahi
He – Leave that Ye Mazak Tha Aur Kuch Nahi
Me – Ok
He – Mera Kahna Ye Hai Ki Maine Aap Se Bat Karke Aap Ke Bare Me Jo Socha Hai
Wo Ye Hai Ki Aap Kisi Ko Apna Ham Khyal Nahi Banana Chahti Is Liye Aap Har Kisi Ki Baat Ke Khilaf Jati Hain
Main Sure to Abhi Nahi Hun Lekin Ye Sach Hai Ki Agar Aap Ko Ek Baar Dekhunga to Sir Sahi Sahi Bata Dunga Aap Ko Ki Aap Kya Ho
Me – Thik Hai
He – Jo Maine Kaha Kya Ye Sahi Hai
Me – Nahi
He – Ok – Aur Bataiye Kuch
Me – Kya
He – Jo Aap Ka Dil Chahe
Me – Kuch Bhi Sunane Ko Nahi Hai Aap Bataiye
He – Hmmm Acha Us Din Aap Ko Maza Aaya Tha
Me – Us Din Ki Bat Aap Ko Bata Di Thi Ek Baat 10 Baar Kahna Zaruri Hai Kya
He – Offff to Naraz Kyun Ho Rahi Ho
Me – Naraz Nahi Ho Rahi Aap Ko Bata Rahi Hun
He – Ok , Acha Ye Bataiye Ki Us Din Jo Aap Ko Bataya Tha Fir Aap Ne Waisa Kiya
Me – Matlab ! Kaisa
He – I Mean Bina Kapron Ke Soyi Fir
Me – Nahi
He – Acha Aur Pari Ko Kuch Pyar Kiya Jaise Us Din Hua Tha
Me – Nahi
He – Kyun
Me – Bas Nahi Kya Har Waqt Isi Ko Socha Jata Hai
He – Nahi Lekin Fir Bhi Intrest to Hota Hai Kuch Khud Ko Satisfy Kerne Me
Me – Nahi Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai Maine Bataya Ki Main in Sab Baton Me Dhyan Hi Nahi Lagati
Aur Mere Pas Khali Rahne Ka Waqt Hi Nahi Hai Ye Khurafati Khyal Tab Aate Hain Jab Koi Free Hota Hai
He – Hmmmm Good Acha Us Din Waqai Tum Ne Ungli Nahi Ki Thi
Me – Nahi
He – Baad Me to Dil Kiya Hoga Aur Tum Ne Finguring Ki Hogi
Me – Shut Up
He – Aap Ki Har Baat Na Bas Nahi Nahi Aap Ke Upar Ek Joke Yaad Aaya Bilkul Sahi Baithta Hai Aap Ke Upar
Me – Mujhe Koi Joke Nahi Sun Na Tumhara Samjhe
He – Suniye to Ek Sachayi Hai
Ek Larka Ne Apni Mom Se Pucha Maa Maa Main Dunia Me Kaise Aaya
Mom – Beta Mai Tarace Pe Daal Saf Kar Rahi Thi Aur Cheel (kite )aayi Aur Tum Ko Meri Goud Me Dal Gayi
Larka – Aur Didi Kaise Aayi
Mom- Tab Mai Chawal Saaf Kar Rahi Thi Cheel Ayi Aur Didi Ko Dal Gayi
Larka – Aur Aap Kaise Aayi
Mom – Meri Maa Genhu Saaf Kar Rahi Thi Cheel Aayi Aur Mujhe Fenk Gayi
Larka Irritate Hote Hue
Mom Hamare Khandaan Me Chudayi Ka Riwaj Nahi Hai Kya
(ye Sunkar Main Kuch Nahi Boli)
He – Kaisa Laga
Me – Bahut Wahiyat
He – Wo to Mujhe Pata Hai Lekin Ye Aap Par Fit Baithta Hai
Me – Bakwas Band Karo Warna Mai Phone Rakhun
He – Arey Nahi Nai Sorry Dear
Me – Har Bat Me Sorry Aur Fir Wahi Karne Lagte Ho
He – Acha Tumko Sex Me Boys Me Bilkul Intrest Nahi Hai Kahin Tum Lesbian to Nahi Ho
Me – Ye Kya Hota
He – Tumko Iska Matlab Nahi Pata
Me – Nahi
He – Arey Ja Do Larkiyan Apas Me Sex Karti Hain to Us Relation Ko Lesbian Kahte Hain
Aur Jab Do Boy Apas Me Karte Hain to Usko Gay Kahte Hain
Me – Disgusting – Main to Nahi Karti Lekin Tum Kya Ye Bhi Karte Ho
He – Hmmm Bas Do Bar Kiya Hai
Me – Chi Chi Kitne Gande Ho Tum
He – Ganda Hone Ki Kya Baat Hai Sab Kuch Enjoy Karna Chahta Hun
Me – Bakwaas
He – Bakwas Nahi Kar Raha Hun Sach Bata Raha Hun Main so Saaf Saaf Bolta Hun Ek Dum Khuli Kitaab Hun
Me – Besharmi Ki Jeeti Jagti Missal Ho
He- Thik Hai Jaisa Aap Samajh Len , Aap Ne Hand Free Lagaya Hua Hai
Me – Nahi
He – Handfree Connect Kar Lo
Me – Ok Wait
(aur Maine Hand Free Connect Kar Liya )
He – Kar Liya
Me – Yes Kar Liya
He – Ok Ye Batao Room Lock Hai Ya Nahi
Me – Nahi Kyun
He – to Lock Kar Lo Na
Me – Thik Hai Kar Rahi Hun
(aur Main Tahalti Hui Darwaze Tak Gayi Aur Room Lock Kar Liya )
Me – Yes Kar Liya
He – Ok Ab Apne Kapre Nikal Do
Me – Kyun
He – Jo Kah Raha Hun Wo Karo Na
Me – Ok Wait Karo
(aur Maine Apni Salwar Aur Kurta Utar Diya Fir Bra and Panty Bhi Nikal Dii Aur Bilkul Barahna Halat Me Aa Gayi )
He – Ho Gayi
Me – Wait
He – Ok
Me – Yes Ho Gayi
He – Hmmm Kaisi Lag Rahi Ho Aaj
Me – Pata Nahi Aur Han Koi Bakwas Mat Karna
He – Ok , Main to Bakwas Karta Hi Nahi
Me – Pata Hai
He – Ab Let Jao Apne Bistar Me
Me – Ok
(aur Main Apne Bistar Me Lat Gayi)
He – Main Bhi Apne Bistar Me Hun Aur Bilkul Nanga Nanga Leta Hun Main to Jag Raha Hun Lekin Pappu so Gaya Hai Thak Gaya Hai Bechara Aur Pari Ka Kya Haal Hai ?
Me – Shut up Fir Shuru Ki Apni Bak Bak
He – Ok Dear Naraz Kyun Hoti Ho Pappu Pari Ko Salam Kar Raha Hai
Me – Kambakht Maloon
He – Wow Ye Tumhari Pyari Pyari Sharafat Bhari Galiyan Kitni Achi Lagti Hain
Mera to Dil Karta Hai Tum Yunhi Kahti Raho Aur Main Sunta Rahun
Me – Stop That
He – Acha Tum Kuch Bhi Bolti Raho Please Main Tum Ko Sunna Chahta Hun Bolo Bolo Kuch Bhi Bolo Chahe Galiyan Hi Do Lekin Bolo
(uske Israr Pe Main Kafi Der Bolti Rahi Aur Wo Sunta Raha Sunte Rahne Ke Baad Wo Bola)
He – Waaah Waah Maza Aa Gaya Aap Ki Awaz Ne Meri Rooh Tak Ko Taro Taza Kar Diya
Me – Koi Mila Nahi Kya Bewakuf Banana Ke Liye
He – Aap Agar Yahi Sochti Ho to Soch Sakti Ho
Me – Ok
He – Haan to Kuch Baat Karen Mazedaar
Me – Ok
He – Kya Baat Karun Bataiye
I Reply- Sab Ka to Pata Nahi Lekin Main Lagbhag so Gayi Thi
Msg Dene Ke Fauran Bad Hi Uska Phone Aaya
Me – Hello
He – Yes Kya Hua Baat Karo Na
Me – Abhi Nahi Ruko Dekh Lun Zara Ki Sab so Gaye Ya Nahi
He – Ok Dekh Lo Fir Msg Do
Mobile Rakh Kar Main Bahar Aa Gayi Aur Shahnaz Ke Room Me Gayi Dekha Shahnaz so Chuki Thi
Maine Us Ke Room Ki Light Off Ki Aur Wapas Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Maine Shaizan Ko Msg Diya – Yes U May Call Now
Fauran Hi Uska Phone Aaya Maine Phone Uthaya
Hello I Said
He – Yes Kaisi Ho Dear
Me – Fine Thanks , Aap?
He – Thik Thak Aur Batao Kya Ho Raha Hai
Me – Kuch Nahi Bas so Gayi Thi
He – Aur Sab Log so Gaye
Me – Han so Gaye
He – Aur Kuch Bataiye Anything New?
Me – Kuch Naya Nahi Hai Bas Meri Sister Ka Exam Shuru Hone Wala Hai March Se
He – Ok Achi Bat Hi Mera Bhi Exam February Last Se Shuru Hone Wala Hai
Me – Ok
He – Aur Aapki Sister Kaisi Hai
Me – Thik Hai
He – Aur Bataiye Aap Ne Mere Msg Pe Itna Gussa Kyun Dikhaya
Me – Mujhe Nahi Pasand Hai to Kyun Bhej Rahe the Isliye
He – Hmmm Mujhe Lagta Hai Aap Ko Kuch Problem Hai
Me – Kaisi Problem
He – Kuch to Hai Muje Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise Aap Ne Apne Bare Me Bahut Kuch Chupa Rakha Hai Mujh Se
Me – Aisa Nahi Hai , Aur Aap Ko Aisa Kyun Lagta Hai
Us Roz Aap Kah Rahe the Ki Main Dusron Ke Khyal Me Khud Ka Khyal Nahi Rakhti
He – Haan Ye to Hai Bahut Si Aisi Baten Hai Jo Maine Point Ki Hain Aap Ke Bare Me
Me – Kya Bataiye
He – Haan Lekin Kuch Baton Me Sure Nahi Hun Kyunki Abhi Aap Ko Dekha Nahi Hai Ek Bar Agar Aap Ka Face Dekh Lun to Bahut Kuch Bata Sakta Hun
Me – Ghuma Firakar Ye Kahna Chahte Ho Ki Ab Mujh Se Milna Hai
He – Hmmm Bahut Samajahdar Hain Aap , to Bataiye Mulaqat Hogi Ya Nahi
Me – Nahi
He – Kyun
Me – Aap Bahut Door Hain Aur Main Kisi Se Milti Bhi Nahi Hun
He – Doori Koi Problem Nahi Hai Aap Kahiye Main Aap Ke City Me Aa Jaunga
Me – Waah Kya Kahna Aap Ka Aur Milenge Kaise
He – Kahin Bhi Idhar Udhar Market Park Hotel Wotel
Me – Main Kahin Ghumti Nahi Hun Ok Aur Ye Shaher Itna Bada Nahi Hai
Main Kisi Ko Janu Ya Janu Ye Dusri Baat Hai Lekin Mujhe Har Koii Janta Hai Aur Sidhi Si Baat Ye Hai Ki Main Milna Hi Nahi Chahungi
He – Good Seedhi Baat Acha Laga Sunkar Kabhi Mere Shahar Aana Hua Hai Aap Ka
Me – Han 1-2 Baar Kahin Jate Hue Aap Ke City Se Train Reservation Tha Jiski Wajah Se Jana Para
He – Good , Matlab Chance Ho Sakta Hai Ki Aap Yahan Ayen Aur Mujh Se Mulaqat Ho Jaye
Me – Pata Nahi
He – Leave that Ye Mazak Tha Aur Kuch Nahi
Me – Ok
He – Mera Kahna Ye Hai Ki Maine Aap Se Bat Karke Aap Ke Bare Me Jo Socha Hai
Wo Ye Hai Ki Aap Kisi Ko Apna Ham Khyal Nahi Banana Chahti Is Liye Aap Har Kisi Ki Baat Ke Khilaf Jati Hain
Main Sure to Abhi Nahi Hun Lekin Ye Sach Hai Ki Agar Aap Ko Ek Baar Dekhunga to Sir Sahi Sahi Bata Dunga Aap Ko Ki Aap Kya Ho
Me – Thik Hai
He – Jo Maine Kaha Kya Ye Sahi Hai
Me – Nahi
He – Ok – Aur Bataiye Kuch
Me – Kya
He – Jo Aap Ka Dil Chahe
Me – Kuch Bhi Sunane Ko Nahi Hai Aap Bataiye
He – Hmmm Acha Us Din Aap Ko Maza Aaya Tha
Me – Us Din Ki Bat Aap Ko Bata Di Thi Ek Baat 10 Baar Kahna Zaruri Hai Kya
He – Offff to Naraz Kyun Ho Rahi Ho
Me – Naraz Nahi Ho Rahi Aap Ko Bata Rahi Hun
He – Ok , Acha Ye Bataiye Ki Us Din Jo Aap Ko Bataya Tha Fir Aap Ne Waisa Kiya
Me – Matlab ! Kaisa
He – I Mean Bina Kapron Ke Soyi Fir
Me – Nahi
He – Acha Aur Pari Ko Kuch Pyar Kiya Jaise Us Din Hua Tha
Me – Nahi
He – Kyun
Me – Bas Nahi Kya Har Waqt Isi Ko Socha Jata Hai
He – Nahi Lekin Fir Bhi Intrest to Hota Hai Kuch Khud Ko Satisfy Kerne Me
Me – Nahi Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai Maine Bataya Ki Main in Sab Baton Me Dhyan Hi Nahi Lagati
Aur Mere Pas Khali Rahne Ka Waqt Hi Nahi Hai Ye Khurafati Khyal Tab Aate Hain Jab Koi Free Hota Hai
He – Hmmmm Good Acha Us Din Waqai Tum Ne Ungli Nahi Ki Thi
Me – Nahi
He – Baad Me to Dil Kiya Hoga Aur Tum Ne Finguring Ki Hogi
Me – Shut Up
He – Aap Ki Har Baat Na Bas Nahi Nahi Aap Ke Upar Ek Joke Yaad Aaya Bilkul Sahi Baithta Hai Aap Ke Upar
Me – Mujhe Koi Joke Nahi Sun Na Tumhara Samjhe
He – Suniye to Ek Sachayi Hai
Ek Larka Ne Apni Mom Se Pucha Maa Maa Main Dunia Me Kaise Aaya
Mom – Beta Mai Tarace Pe Daal Saf Kar Rahi Thi Aur Cheel (kite )aayi Aur Tum Ko Meri Goud Me Dal Gayi
Larka – Aur Didi Kaise Aayi
Mom- Tab Mai Chawal Saaf Kar Rahi Thi Cheel Ayi Aur Didi Ko Dal Gayi
Larka – Aur Aap Kaise Aayi
Mom – Meri Maa Genhu Saaf Kar Rahi Thi Cheel Aayi Aur Mujhe Fenk Gayi
Larka Irritate Hote Hue
Mom Hamare Khandaan Me Chudayi Ka Riwaj Nahi Hai Kya
(ye Sunkar Main Kuch Nahi Boli)
He – Kaisa Laga
Me – Bahut Wahiyat
He – Wo to Mujhe Pata Hai Lekin Ye Aap Par Fit Baithta Hai
Me – Bakwas Band Karo Warna Mai Phone Rakhun
He – Arey Nahi Nai Sorry Dear
Me – Har Bat Me Sorry Aur Fir Wahi Karne Lagte Ho
He – Acha Tumko Sex Me Boys Me Bilkul Intrest Nahi Hai Kahin Tum Lesbian to Nahi Ho
Me – Ye Kya Hota
He – Tumko Iska Matlab Nahi Pata
Me – Nahi
He – Arey Ja Do Larkiyan Apas Me Sex Karti Hain to Us Relation Ko Lesbian Kahte Hain
Aur Jab Do Boy Apas Me Karte Hain to Usko Gay Kahte Hain
Me – Disgusting – Main to Nahi Karti Lekin Tum Kya Ye Bhi Karte Ho
He – Hmmm Bas Do Bar Kiya Hai
Me – Chi Chi Kitne Gande Ho Tum
He – Ganda Hone Ki Kya Baat Hai Sab Kuch Enjoy Karna Chahta Hun
Me – Bakwaas
He – Bakwas Nahi Kar Raha Hun Sach Bata Raha Hun Main so Saaf Saaf Bolta Hun Ek Dum Khuli Kitaab Hun
Me – Besharmi Ki Jeeti Jagti Missal Ho
He- Thik Hai Jaisa Aap Samajh Len , Aap Ne Hand Free Lagaya Hua Hai
Me – Nahi
He – Handfree Connect Kar Lo
Me – Ok Wait
(aur Maine Hand Free Connect Kar Liya )
He – Kar Liya
Me – Yes Kar Liya
He – Ok Ye Batao Room Lock Hai Ya Nahi
Me – Nahi Kyun
He – to Lock Kar Lo Na
Me – Thik Hai Kar Rahi Hun
(aur Main Tahalti Hui Darwaze Tak Gayi Aur Room Lock Kar Liya )
Me – Yes Kar Liya
He – Ok Ab Apne Kapre Nikal Do
Me – Kyun
He – Jo Kah Raha Hun Wo Karo Na
Me – Ok Wait Karo
(aur Maine Apni Salwar Aur Kurta Utar Diya Fir Bra and Panty Bhi Nikal Dii Aur Bilkul Barahna Halat Me Aa Gayi )
He – Ho Gayi
Me – Wait
He – Ok
Me – Yes Ho Gayi
He – Hmmm Kaisi Lag Rahi Ho Aaj
Me – Pata Nahi Aur Han Koi Bakwas Mat Karna
He – Ok , Main to Bakwas Karta Hi Nahi
Me – Pata Hai
He – Ab Let Jao Apne Bistar Me
Me – Ok
(aur Main Apne Bistar Me Lat Gayi)
He – Main Bhi Apne Bistar Me Hun Aur Bilkul Nanga Nanga Leta Hun Main to Jag Raha Hun Lekin Pappu so Gaya Hai Thak Gaya Hai Bechara Aur Pari Ka Kya Haal Hai ?
Me – Shut up Fir Shuru Ki Apni Bak Bak
He – Ok Dear Naraz Kyun Hoti Ho Pappu Pari Ko Salam Kar Raha Hai
Me – Kambakht Maloon
He – Wow Ye Tumhari Pyari Pyari Sharafat Bhari Galiyan Kitni Achi Lagti Hain
Mera to Dil Karta Hai Tum Yunhi Kahti Raho Aur Main Sunta Rahun
Me – Stop That
He – Acha Tum Kuch Bhi Bolti Raho Please Main Tum Ko Sunna Chahta Hun Bolo Bolo Kuch Bhi Bolo Chahe Galiyan Hi Do Lekin Bolo
(uske Israr Pe Main Kafi Der Bolti Rahi Aur Wo Sunta Raha Sunte Rahne Ke Baad Wo Bola)
He – Waaah Waah Maza Aa Gaya Aap Ki Awaz Ne Meri Rooh Tak Ko Taro Taza Kar Diya
Me – Koi Mila Nahi Kya Bewakuf Banana Ke Liye
He – Aap Agar Yahi Sochti Ho to Soch Sakti Ho
Me – Ok
He – Haan to Kuch Baat Karen Mazedaar
Me – Ok
He – Kya Baat Karun Bataiye
