Update 39
Me- Mujhe Nahi Pata Baat Karne Ko Aap Kah Rahe the Main Nahi
He – Thik Hai Lekin Aaj Bataiye Ki Kya Karun Main Wahi Karunga
Me – Hmm Phone Rakh Do Aur Chup Chap so Jaao
He – Kya ! Nahi Ye to Bilkul Nahi Hoga Itne Dino Ke Baad Aj Bat Kar Rahi Ho to Kaise Phone Rakh Dun
Me – Thik Hai to Mera Dimagh Mat Khao
He – Ok Acha Suno Mai Aap Ko Apni Kahani Sonata Hun
Bahut Hi Sort Me Kyunki Detail Batane Ka Waqt Nahi Hai Detail Me Jaunga to Kal Ki Sham Ho Jayegi
Me – Ok
He – Han Mere Ghar Me Mere Mom Dad Ke Alawa Meri Ek Elder Sister Hai Jo Mujh Se 8 Sal Badi Hai Jab Wo 19 Ki Thi to Papa Ne Us Ki Shadi Kar Di
Me – Kyun Bahut Jaldi Shadi Kar Di
He – Haan Kar Dii Papa Ke Ek Dost the Wo Mere Papa Ko Bahut Mante The
Aur Meri Sister Ko Bahut Chahte the Unki Tabiyat Thik Nahi Rahti Thi Is Liye Unhone Chaha Ki Apni Zindagi Me Hi Meri Sister Ko Apni Bahu Bana Len Isliye Unhone Jaldi Shadi Kar Di Aur Aap Ko Pata Hai
Me – Kya
He – Shadi Ke Baad Mere Sister Aur Uska Husband Dono Sath College Jate The
Me – Waah Kya Kahna
He – Hum Log Ek Town Area Ke Rahne Wale Hain Papa Govt. Employee Hain Mere Town Se Mile Hue Kayi Ganv Me Hamari Pushtani Kheti Badi Aur Bagh Hain
Jo Ki Bahut Hain Hamari Kheti Badi Papa Khud to Dekhte Nahi the Is Liye Papa Ke Ek
Bahut Hi Bharose Ke Admi Hain Suresh Jee Jinko Main Uncle Kahta Hun Wo Dekhte Hain Us Ke Alawa Dusre 3 Ganv Ki Kheti Badi Ek Bua Jee Hain Wo Dekhti Hain
Me – Bua Jee
He – Haan Wo Mere Relation Me to Nahi Hain Lekin Suresh Uncle Ki Bahan Hain
Suresh Uncle Ki Family Hamare Ghar Se Dada Pardada Ke Zamane Se Judi Hui Hai Wo Sab Hamare Ghar Ki Zimedariyon Ko Sambhalte Aye Hain
Me – Ok
Suresh Uncle Ke Ek Chote Bhai Hain Asheesh Jo Ki Parhayi Kar Rahe The
Uske Alawa Suresh Uncle Ki Wife Aur Unka Ek Bata Hai Uncle Ka Beta Bhi Parhayi Kar Raha Tha
Aur Bua Ki Ek Larki Hi Thi Jo Mujh Se Bahut Badi Hai Aaaj Unki Age 41 Year Hai Aur Ab Bua Ki Death Ho Chuki Hai
Bua Se Aur Unki Larki Se Main Bahut Hi Zyada Close Raha Hun
Main Apne Town Se Kabhi Kabhi Ganv Chala Jata Tha Uncle Ke Sath Aur Kheton Baghon Me Khoob Ghumta Tha
Zyadatar Chuttiyan Wahi Bitata Tha Fir Uncle Ke Yahan Se Bua Jee Ke Yahan Chala Jata Tha
Jab Bhi Mujhe 1-2 Din Ki Chutti Hoti to Main Wahin Jata Tha Mujhe Bahut Acha Lagta Tha
Aise Hi Ek Baar Summer Vacation Me Main Pahle Suresh Uncle Wale Apne Farm Par Gaya Jahan Kayi Beeghon Me Faili Meri Kheti Thi Aur Aam Ke Aur Amrood Ke Bagh The
Us Waqt Khet Ke Kuch Hisse Me Bas Garmiyon Ki Kuch Sabziyan Lagi Hui Thi Uske Alawa Kharbooza Aur Kheera Tha Kharbooze Me Koi Dilchaspi Nahi Thi Aur Na Hi Maine Kabhi Kharbuza Khaya Tha
Me – Really
He – Yes Kyun?
Me – Main Bhi Kharbuza Nahi Khati
He- Arey Waah Kya Baat Hai
He – Let Me Continue , to Main Kah Raha Tha Ki Mujh Se Suresh Uncle Aur Unki Wife Jinko Main Aunty Khata Tha
Lekin Wo Kahti Thi Hamka Ye Anti Panti Mat Kaha Karau Chachi Kahu
To Is Liye Main Unko Chachi Kahne Laga Tha Wo Dono Mujh Se Bahut Pareshan Hote the Kyunki Main Khet Me Jata to Har Chiz Torne Lagta Tha
Jaise Sabziyan Kache Aam Jis Par Wo Log Mujhe Mana Karte the Dantte Bhi The
Hamare Kheton Ke Pas Se Hi Ek Badi Si Nahar Nikli Hui Thi Jis Se Sab Log Apne Kheton Ki Sinchayi Karte The
Waise Mere Farm Pe Tube Well Tha Lekin Jab Tak Nahar Me Pani Rahta Tha to Log Nahar Ko Hi Use Karte The
Me - Ok
He - Aise Hi Ek Din Uncle Aam Ke Bagh Me Mazduron Ke Sath Kuch Kaam Karwa Rahe the Main Bagh Me Gaya Aur Tahalta Raha
Fir Main Khet Me Aya Aur Kakriyan Tor Kar Khane Laga Aur Fenkne Bhi Laga Fir Main Kakri Liye Hue Khet Se Nahar Ki Taraf Chal Diya
Nahar Ke Paas Jab Main Pahuncha to Mujhe Bahut Si Aurton Ke Bolne Aur Hansne Ki Awaz Sunayi Di
Main Ruk Gaya Maine Chupke Se Dekhne Ki Koshish Kii
Thori Si Koshish Ke Baad Main Dekhne Me Kmyab Raha Maine Dekha Nahar Ke Kinare
Peron Ki Chaon Me Kuch Aurten Khana Kha Rahi Thi Aur Kuch Naha Rahi Thin Wahan Par Koi Admi Nahi Tha
Tabhi 3 Larkiyan Pani Se Nikli Aur Apne Badan Ko Ponchne Lagi Aur Kapre Pahan Kar Wo Bhi Un Aurton Ke Pas Jakar Khana Khane Lagi
Meri Samajh Me Itna to Aa Gaya Ki Ye Sab Kheton Me Aane Wali Aurten Hain Aur Dopahar Me Ye Yahin Nahati Hain Aur Khana Khati Hain
Garmi Bahut Thi Mera Bhi Mood Ho Raha Tha Ki Main Bhi Nahar Me Naha Loon Lekin Itni Aurton Ke Beech Main Himmat Nahi Kar Saka
Tabhi 4-5 Aurten Jo Meri Taraf Peeth Kiye Hue Naha Rahi Thin Unka Sirf Sar Pani Ke Bahar Tha
Wo Ab Meri Taraf Munh Karke Pani Se Bahar Aa Rahi Thin Maine Dekha Wo Log Meri Hi Taraaf Aa Rahi Thin Aur Unme Ek Meri Chachi Bhi Thi
Unko Dekh Kar Mera Khoon Sookhne Laga Main Soch Raha Tha Ki Ye Idhar Kyun Aa Rahi Hain Tabhi Meri Nazar Mujh Se Kuch Door Pe Rkhe Hue Kapron Par Gayi
Meri Hawa Kharab Hone Lagi Ki Ye Log to Yahin Aayengi Ye Soch Kar Main Wahan Se Tezi Se Hat Gaya Aur Kuch Hi Door Par Ek Dusri Patwar Ki Jhari Ke Peeche Baith Gaya
Me – Fir Kya Hua
He – Bata Raha Hun , Fir Wo Log Pani Se Bhar Aane Lagi Aur Unka Upar Ka Hissa Pani Se Bahar Dikh Raha Tha
Maine Sab Aurton Ko Dekha Lekin Meri Nazar Chachi Par Hi Thi
Chachi Ka Pani Me Bhiga Hua Face Aur Unke Bade Bade Dudh Bahut Ache Lag Rahe The
Tabhi Wo Sab Pani Ke Bahar Aa Gayin Aur Apne Kapron Ke Pas Pahunch Gayi Aur Apne Kapron Se Apna Badan Ponchne Lagi Un Me Se Ek Aurat Kali Thi Aur Ek Evrg Rang Kit Hi Aur Baki Ki Teen Bahhut Gori Thi
Main Apni Chachi Ko Dekh Raha Tha Unki Pith Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazar Chachi Ke Bade Bade Chutar Pe Thi Unke Kale Kale Baal Peeth Par Faile Hue The
Tabhi Chachi Mudi Aur Unka Face Mere Samne Ho Gaya Maine Dekha Chachi Apne Bade Baade Dudhon Ko Kapre Se Ragar Rahi Thi
Unka Pet Sapat Tha Aur Bhari Hui Jange Jinke Beech Kele Balon Me Ghiri Hui Pari Dikh Rahi Thi
Itni Aurton Ko Nanga Dekha Kar Meri Sanse Bahut Tez Chalne Lagi Main Chachi Ko Dekh Raha Tha
Din Ki Roshni Me Unka Gora Badan Khub Chamak Raha Tha
Wo Log Apas Me Bahut Slow Voice Me Kuch Bat Karti Thi Aur Fir Sab Bahut Tez Hansti Thi
Tabhi Ek Aurat Chachi Ke Pas Aakar Kahri Ho Gayi Wo Bhi Apne Ko Ponch Rahi Thi
Lekin Uski Pari Bahut Saaf Saaf Thi Bina Balon Ke
Tabhi Chachi Ne Uski Pari Pe Hath Karh Kar Dhire Se Kuch Kaha Aur Baki Ki Aurten Thahaka Lagakar Hansne Lagi
Meri Halat Kharab Ho Rahi Thi Mera Pappu Pant Me Akar Raha Tha Maine Apni Zip Khol Kar Pappu Ko Bahr Kar Liya
Pappu Sar Utha Raha Tha Bahut Guse Me Uska Chehr Laal Ho Raha Tha Mere Sath Pappu Bhai Bhi Chachi Ki Taraf Ghurne Lage
Maine Dusri Taraf Dekha Jahan Kuch Aur Aurten Apne Kapre Utar Rahi Thi
Kapre Nikla Kar Sab Pani Ke Andar Chali Gayi Unko Kapre Nikalta Dekh Kar Mera Pappu Aur Sansane Laga
Main Apne Pappu Ko Hath Me Lekar Hilane Laga Main Tab Tak Sex Nahi Kiya Tha
Lekin Internet Pe Bahut Kuch Dekha Hua Tha Aur Apne Hath Se Khud Ko Shant Kar Leta Tha
Me – Hmmm
He – Main Apne Pappu Ko Hath Me Liye Tha Maine Dekha Ki Ek Auratne Chachi Ke Hips Pe Hath Marker Kuch Kaha Aur Wo Fir Sab Hansne Lagin
Mera Dimagh Kharab Ho Raha Tha Mera Dil Kar Raha Tha Bas Daurkar Un Me Kisi Ke Lipat Jaunn Aur Kaam Laga Dun
Tabhi Mujhe Kisi Ne Pukara Maine Udhar Hi Dekha Ki Kahin Chachi Ne to Mujhe Nahi Dekha Liya Lekin Aisa Nahi Tha
Tabhi Mujhe Fir Aawaz Aayi Shaz Kahan Ho Yaar
Main Samajh Gaya Mujhe Uncle Ka Larka Dundh Raha Tha Tabhi Wo Mujhe Dikha Maine Uski Taraf Ek Dhela Fenka to Usne Mujhe Dekha
Maine Usko Chup Rahne Ka Ishara Kiya Aur Ishare Se Hi Apne Pas Bulaya Wo Aa Gaya
Mera Pappu Mere Hath Me Dekhakar Wo Hairat Se Bola Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho
Maine Us Ko Fir Chup Rahne Ko Kaha Aur Main Us Se Bola Udhar Dekho
Wo Dekhne Laga
Arey Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho Meri Mammi Bhi Hain Wahan Par – Wo Bola
Abe to Tum Apni Mammi Ko Kyun Dekho Baki Sab Ko Dekho Na
Wo Bola Nahi Ye Thik Nahi Hai Bhai Mammi Ya Papa Ko Pata Chal Gaya to Bahut Mar Padegi
Aur Agar Kisi Aur Aurat Ne Dekh Liya to Bahut Badi Musibat Ho Jayegi Tum Nahi Jante
Yahan Koi Aadmi Larka Nahi Aa Sakta – Wo Bola
Aur Isi Liye Main Tum Ko Dhundhta Hua Aaya Hun Ki Kahin Tum Idhar Na Aa Jao
Wo Dekho Wo Mujhe Door Ki Taraf Ishara Karke Bola Wahan Ek Pathar Dekh Rahe Ho
Yes – Main Bola
Ab Udhar Dekho Wo Dusri Taraf Dikhata Hua Bola , Yes
Dono Taraf Pathar Pe Likha Hua Hai Ki Aage Admiyon Ka Jana Mana Hai
Ok – Main Bola Fir Yahan Ke Log Apne Kheton Me Pani Kaise Dete Hain Kya Wo Bhi Aurten Hi Karti Hain
Nahi Pani Ke Liye Aadmi Raat Se Subah Tak Yahan Rahte Hain Suraj Doobne Se Suraj Nikalne Tak Admi
Suraj Nikalne Se Suraj Dubne Tak Admi Nahi Aa Sakta – Wo Bola
Kya Bekaar Ka Kanoon Hai
Haan Aur Agar Din Me Koi Admi Aaya to Panchayat Usko Saza Deti Hai
Maine Usko Chup Rahne Ko Kaha Aur Us Se Bola Ki Dekho Un Logon Ko Bas
Wo Bhi Dekhne Laga Main Us Se Bahut Gandi Gandi Baten Karne Laga Un Aurton Ke Bare Me
Usko Baton Me Hi Bahut Maza Aane Laga -Bilkul Aap Ki Tarah
Me – Matlab
He – Matlab Jaise Ki Abhi Aap Ko Meri Baton Se Maza Aa Raha Hai
He - Fir Maine Us Se Kaha Ki Inme Sekisi Ek Ko Bulao Yar Lee Jaye Uski
Pagal Ho Gaye Ho Kya – Wo Bola Yahan Se Chalo Agar Kisi Ne Awaz Sun Lii to Thik Nahi Hoga
Tumne Kisi Aurat Ki Lee Kabhi – Maine Pucha
Nahi – Us Ne Kaha
Maine Apna Hath Pant Ke Upar Se Hi Uske Pappu Pe Rakh Diya Aur Sahlane Laga Usko Maza Aane Laga
Maine Fir Uski Hip Ko Sahlana Shuru Kar Diya Aur Uska Hath Pakarkar Apne Pappu Pe Rakh Liya Aur Us Ko Kaha Ki Isko Hilao Wo Hilane Laga
Mujhe Bahut Maza Aa Raha Tha Main Us Ko Lekar Wahan Se Hat Gaya Aur Dusri Taraf Chal Diya
Main Us Ko Lekar Ek Jagah Gaya Wahan Par Kathal Aur Shareefe Ke Bahut Se Ped the Aisa Samjho Ki Wo Shareefe Ka Ek Chota Sa Bagh Tha Aam Ke Bagh Ki Taraf Chacha the Is Liye Main Wahan Nahi Gaya Aur Amrood Ki Belt Wahan Sekafi Doori Par Thi
Wahan Pahunch Kar Maine Jaldi Se Apni Pant Utarkar per Pe Dal Di Aur Underwear Bhi Nikal Diya Aur Fir Se Apna Pappu Usko Pakra Diya
Wo Pakar Kar Upar Niche Karne Laga
Maine Uski Pant Utar Dii Aur Underwear Bhi Nikal Di Ab Wo Bhi Nanga Tha Main Uske Piche Aa Gaya Aur Uske Chutar Sahlane Laga
Maine Us Se Pucha Kaisa Lag Raha Hai
Acha Lag Raha Hai Wo Bola
Uske Gore Gore Chutar Dekh Kar Pappu to Zor Zor Ke Jhatke Khane Laga Tha
Kuch Der Aise Hi Kerne Ke Baad Maine Us Ko Kaha Ki Jaldi Jhuk Ja Ghora Ban Jaa Wo Ban Gaya
Main Apne Ghutno Pe Khara Ho Gaya Aur Uske Chutar Failakar Uska Ched Dekha
Uska Ched Dekh Kar Main to Control Hi Nahi Kar Saka Aur Dher Sa Thuk Nikalkar Uski Gand Pe Lagaya Aur Apna Pappu Ko Rakh Kar Ek Halka Sa Push Kiya
Pappu Ne Andar Jane Ki Jagah Bana Lii Lekin Wo Bahut Tez Chillane Laga
Chup Rah Main Us Se Bola Kisi Ne Sun Liya Aur Aakar Dekh Liya to Soch Lo Kya Haal Hoga – Main Us Se Bola
Wo Dar Gaya Lekin Bola Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai Dheere Dheere Kar Saale
Fir Main Ruk Gaya Aur Bahut Dhere Dheere Aage Piche Hone Laga Aur Us Se Bola Ki Ab Koi Awaz Mat Karna
Kuch Der Me Hi Pappu Pura Andar Ja Chukka Tha Pappu Ki Yahi to Quality Hai
Ki Bas Darwaza Dikha Do Andar Jane Ki Jagah to Wo Apne Aap Bana Kar Andar Chala Jata Hai
(uskli Baton Se Mujhe Ab Gudgudi Hone Lagi Thi Main Apne Hath Apne Pet Pe Fer Rahi Thi)
He- Aur Fir Hamesha Khule Aasman Ke Niche Rahne Wale Bechare Beghar Pappu Ko Pahli Baar Kisi Ghar Me Jagah Mili Thi
Isliye Wo Adnar Pahunch Kar Khushi Se Koodne Laga
(uski in Baton Me Mujhe Hansi Aayi Aur Main Boli)
Me -Kya Kya Bolte Ho
He – Matlab ?
Me – Matlab Itni Ghuma Firkar Baten Karna , Ye Sab Kaha Se Seekhi Hai Ye Khurafat Itni Si Age Me
He – (hanste Hue )bas Seekh Liya Ap Ko Acha Laga Na
Me – Pata Nahi
He – Haan Bataogi Hi Nahi, Han to Mai Kah Raha Tha Ki Pappu Andar Jakar Khushi Se Koodne Laga
Mujhe Bahut Maza Aa Raha Tha Main Ne Uski Kamar Pakar Kar Dhakke Lagane Shuru Kar Diye
Aur Thori Der Tak Aise Hi Dhakke Lagan Eke Baad Main Us Ke Andar Hi Jhar Gaya
He – Thik Hai Lekin Aaj Bataiye Ki Kya Karun Main Wahi Karunga
Me – Hmm Phone Rakh Do Aur Chup Chap so Jaao
He – Kya ! Nahi Ye to Bilkul Nahi Hoga Itne Dino Ke Baad Aj Bat Kar Rahi Ho to Kaise Phone Rakh Dun
Me – Thik Hai to Mera Dimagh Mat Khao
He – Ok Acha Suno Mai Aap Ko Apni Kahani Sonata Hun
Bahut Hi Sort Me Kyunki Detail Batane Ka Waqt Nahi Hai Detail Me Jaunga to Kal Ki Sham Ho Jayegi
Me – Ok
He – Han Mere Ghar Me Mere Mom Dad Ke Alawa Meri Ek Elder Sister Hai Jo Mujh Se 8 Sal Badi Hai Jab Wo 19 Ki Thi to Papa Ne Us Ki Shadi Kar Di
Me – Kyun Bahut Jaldi Shadi Kar Di
He – Haan Kar Dii Papa Ke Ek Dost the Wo Mere Papa Ko Bahut Mante The
Aur Meri Sister Ko Bahut Chahte the Unki Tabiyat Thik Nahi Rahti Thi Is Liye Unhone Chaha Ki Apni Zindagi Me Hi Meri Sister Ko Apni Bahu Bana Len Isliye Unhone Jaldi Shadi Kar Di Aur Aap Ko Pata Hai
Me – Kya
He – Shadi Ke Baad Mere Sister Aur Uska Husband Dono Sath College Jate The
Me – Waah Kya Kahna
He – Hum Log Ek Town Area Ke Rahne Wale Hain Papa Govt. Employee Hain Mere Town Se Mile Hue Kayi Ganv Me Hamari Pushtani Kheti Badi Aur Bagh Hain
Jo Ki Bahut Hain Hamari Kheti Badi Papa Khud to Dekhte Nahi the Is Liye Papa Ke Ek
Bahut Hi Bharose Ke Admi Hain Suresh Jee Jinko Main Uncle Kahta Hun Wo Dekhte Hain Us Ke Alawa Dusre 3 Ganv Ki Kheti Badi Ek Bua Jee Hain Wo Dekhti Hain
Me – Bua Jee
He – Haan Wo Mere Relation Me to Nahi Hain Lekin Suresh Uncle Ki Bahan Hain
Suresh Uncle Ki Family Hamare Ghar Se Dada Pardada Ke Zamane Se Judi Hui Hai Wo Sab Hamare Ghar Ki Zimedariyon Ko Sambhalte Aye Hain
Me – Ok
Suresh Uncle Ke Ek Chote Bhai Hain Asheesh Jo Ki Parhayi Kar Rahe The
Uske Alawa Suresh Uncle Ki Wife Aur Unka Ek Bata Hai Uncle Ka Beta Bhi Parhayi Kar Raha Tha
Aur Bua Ki Ek Larki Hi Thi Jo Mujh Se Bahut Badi Hai Aaaj Unki Age 41 Year Hai Aur Ab Bua Ki Death Ho Chuki Hai
Bua Se Aur Unki Larki Se Main Bahut Hi Zyada Close Raha Hun
Main Apne Town Se Kabhi Kabhi Ganv Chala Jata Tha Uncle Ke Sath Aur Kheton Baghon Me Khoob Ghumta Tha
Zyadatar Chuttiyan Wahi Bitata Tha Fir Uncle Ke Yahan Se Bua Jee Ke Yahan Chala Jata Tha
Jab Bhi Mujhe 1-2 Din Ki Chutti Hoti to Main Wahin Jata Tha Mujhe Bahut Acha Lagta Tha
Aise Hi Ek Baar Summer Vacation Me Main Pahle Suresh Uncle Wale Apne Farm Par Gaya Jahan Kayi Beeghon Me Faili Meri Kheti Thi Aur Aam Ke Aur Amrood Ke Bagh The
Us Waqt Khet Ke Kuch Hisse Me Bas Garmiyon Ki Kuch Sabziyan Lagi Hui Thi Uske Alawa Kharbooza Aur Kheera Tha Kharbooze Me Koi Dilchaspi Nahi Thi Aur Na Hi Maine Kabhi Kharbuza Khaya Tha
Me – Really
He – Yes Kyun?
Me – Main Bhi Kharbuza Nahi Khati
He- Arey Waah Kya Baat Hai
He – Let Me Continue , to Main Kah Raha Tha Ki Mujh Se Suresh Uncle Aur Unki Wife Jinko Main Aunty Khata Tha
Lekin Wo Kahti Thi Hamka Ye Anti Panti Mat Kaha Karau Chachi Kahu
To Is Liye Main Unko Chachi Kahne Laga Tha Wo Dono Mujh Se Bahut Pareshan Hote the Kyunki Main Khet Me Jata to Har Chiz Torne Lagta Tha
Jaise Sabziyan Kache Aam Jis Par Wo Log Mujhe Mana Karte the Dantte Bhi The
Hamare Kheton Ke Pas Se Hi Ek Badi Si Nahar Nikli Hui Thi Jis Se Sab Log Apne Kheton Ki Sinchayi Karte The
Waise Mere Farm Pe Tube Well Tha Lekin Jab Tak Nahar Me Pani Rahta Tha to Log Nahar Ko Hi Use Karte The
Me - Ok
He - Aise Hi Ek Din Uncle Aam Ke Bagh Me Mazduron Ke Sath Kuch Kaam Karwa Rahe the Main Bagh Me Gaya Aur Tahalta Raha
Fir Main Khet Me Aya Aur Kakriyan Tor Kar Khane Laga Aur Fenkne Bhi Laga Fir Main Kakri Liye Hue Khet Se Nahar Ki Taraf Chal Diya
Nahar Ke Paas Jab Main Pahuncha to Mujhe Bahut Si Aurton Ke Bolne Aur Hansne Ki Awaz Sunayi Di
Main Ruk Gaya Maine Chupke Se Dekhne Ki Koshish Kii
Thori Si Koshish Ke Baad Main Dekhne Me Kmyab Raha Maine Dekha Nahar Ke Kinare
Peron Ki Chaon Me Kuch Aurten Khana Kha Rahi Thi Aur Kuch Naha Rahi Thin Wahan Par Koi Admi Nahi Tha
Tabhi 3 Larkiyan Pani Se Nikli Aur Apne Badan Ko Ponchne Lagi Aur Kapre Pahan Kar Wo Bhi Un Aurton Ke Pas Jakar Khana Khane Lagi
Meri Samajh Me Itna to Aa Gaya Ki Ye Sab Kheton Me Aane Wali Aurten Hain Aur Dopahar Me Ye Yahin Nahati Hain Aur Khana Khati Hain
Garmi Bahut Thi Mera Bhi Mood Ho Raha Tha Ki Main Bhi Nahar Me Naha Loon Lekin Itni Aurton Ke Beech Main Himmat Nahi Kar Saka
Tabhi 4-5 Aurten Jo Meri Taraf Peeth Kiye Hue Naha Rahi Thin Unka Sirf Sar Pani Ke Bahar Tha
Wo Ab Meri Taraf Munh Karke Pani Se Bahar Aa Rahi Thin Maine Dekha Wo Log Meri Hi Taraaf Aa Rahi Thin Aur Unme Ek Meri Chachi Bhi Thi
Unko Dekh Kar Mera Khoon Sookhne Laga Main Soch Raha Tha Ki Ye Idhar Kyun Aa Rahi Hain Tabhi Meri Nazar Mujh Se Kuch Door Pe Rkhe Hue Kapron Par Gayi
Meri Hawa Kharab Hone Lagi Ki Ye Log to Yahin Aayengi Ye Soch Kar Main Wahan Se Tezi Se Hat Gaya Aur Kuch Hi Door Par Ek Dusri Patwar Ki Jhari Ke Peeche Baith Gaya
Me – Fir Kya Hua
He – Bata Raha Hun , Fir Wo Log Pani Se Bhar Aane Lagi Aur Unka Upar Ka Hissa Pani Se Bahar Dikh Raha Tha
Maine Sab Aurton Ko Dekha Lekin Meri Nazar Chachi Par Hi Thi
Chachi Ka Pani Me Bhiga Hua Face Aur Unke Bade Bade Dudh Bahut Ache Lag Rahe The
Tabhi Wo Sab Pani Ke Bahar Aa Gayin Aur Apne Kapron Ke Pas Pahunch Gayi Aur Apne Kapron Se Apna Badan Ponchne Lagi Un Me Se Ek Aurat Kali Thi Aur Ek Evrg Rang Kit Hi Aur Baki Ki Teen Bahhut Gori Thi
Main Apni Chachi Ko Dekh Raha Tha Unki Pith Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazar Chachi Ke Bade Bade Chutar Pe Thi Unke Kale Kale Baal Peeth Par Faile Hue The
Tabhi Chachi Mudi Aur Unka Face Mere Samne Ho Gaya Maine Dekha Chachi Apne Bade Baade Dudhon Ko Kapre Se Ragar Rahi Thi
Unka Pet Sapat Tha Aur Bhari Hui Jange Jinke Beech Kele Balon Me Ghiri Hui Pari Dikh Rahi Thi
Itni Aurton Ko Nanga Dekha Kar Meri Sanse Bahut Tez Chalne Lagi Main Chachi Ko Dekh Raha Tha
Din Ki Roshni Me Unka Gora Badan Khub Chamak Raha Tha
Wo Log Apas Me Bahut Slow Voice Me Kuch Bat Karti Thi Aur Fir Sab Bahut Tez Hansti Thi
Tabhi Ek Aurat Chachi Ke Pas Aakar Kahri Ho Gayi Wo Bhi Apne Ko Ponch Rahi Thi
Lekin Uski Pari Bahut Saaf Saaf Thi Bina Balon Ke
Tabhi Chachi Ne Uski Pari Pe Hath Karh Kar Dhire Se Kuch Kaha Aur Baki Ki Aurten Thahaka Lagakar Hansne Lagi
Meri Halat Kharab Ho Rahi Thi Mera Pappu Pant Me Akar Raha Tha Maine Apni Zip Khol Kar Pappu Ko Bahr Kar Liya
Pappu Sar Utha Raha Tha Bahut Guse Me Uska Chehr Laal Ho Raha Tha Mere Sath Pappu Bhai Bhi Chachi Ki Taraf Ghurne Lage
Maine Dusri Taraf Dekha Jahan Kuch Aur Aurten Apne Kapre Utar Rahi Thi
Kapre Nikla Kar Sab Pani Ke Andar Chali Gayi Unko Kapre Nikalta Dekh Kar Mera Pappu Aur Sansane Laga
Main Apne Pappu Ko Hath Me Lekar Hilane Laga Main Tab Tak Sex Nahi Kiya Tha
Lekin Internet Pe Bahut Kuch Dekha Hua Tha Aur Apne Hath Se Khud Ko Shant Kar Leta Tha
Me – Hmmm
He – Main Apne Pappu Ko Hath Me Liye Tha Maine Dekha Ki Ek Auratne Chachi Ke Hips Pe Hath Marker Kuch Kaha Aur Wo Fir Sab Hansne Lagin
Mera Dimagh Kharab Ho Raha Tha Mera Dil Kar Raha Tha Bas Daurkar Un Me Kisi Ke Lipat Jaunn Aur Kaam Laga Dun
Tabhi Mujhe Kisi Ne Pukara Maine Udhar Hi Dekha Ki Kahin Chachi Ne to Mujhe Nahi Dekha Liya Lekin Aisa Nahi Tha
Tabhi Mujhe Fir Aawaz Aayi Shaz Kahan Ho Yaar
Main Samajh Gaya Mujhe Uncle Ka Larka Dundh Raha Tha Tabhi Wo Mujhe Dikha Maine Uski Taraf Ek Dhela Fenka to Usne Mujhe Dekha
Maine Usko Chup Rahne Ka Ishara Kiya Aur Ishare Se Hi Apne Pas Bulaya Wo Aa Gaya
Mera Pappu Mere Hath Me Dekhakar Wo Hairat Se Bola Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho
Maine Us Ko Fir Chup Rahne Ko Kaha Aur Main Us Se Bola Udhar Dekho
Wo Dekhne Laga
Arey Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho Meri Mammi Bhi Hain Wahan Par – Wo Bola
Abe to Tum Apni Mammi Ko Kyun Dekho Baki Sab Ko Dekho Na
Wo Bola Nahi Ye Thik Nahi Hai Bhai Mammi Ya Papa Ko Pata Chal Gaya to Bahut Mar Padegi
Aur Agar Kisi Aur Aurat Ne Dekh Liya to Bahut Badi Musibat Ho Jayegi Tum Nahi Jante
Yahan Koi Aadmi Larka Nahi Aa Sakta – Wo Bola
Aur Isi Liye Main Tum Ko Dhundhta Hua Aaya Hun Ki Kahin Tum Idhar Na Aa Jao
Wo Dekho Wo Mujhe Door Ki Taraf Ishara Karke Bola Wahan Ek Pathar Dekh Rahe Ho
Yes – Main Bola
Ab Udhar Dekho Wo Dusri Taraf Dikhata Hua Bola , Yes
Dono Taraf Pathar Pe Likha Hua Hai Ki Aage Admiyon Ka Jana Mana Hai
Ok – Main Bola Fir Yahan Ke Log Apne Kheton Me Pani Kaise Dete Hain Kya Wo Bhi Aurten Hi Karti Hain
Nahi Pani Ke Liye Aadmi Raat Se Subah Tak Yahan Rahte Hain Suraj Doobne Se Suraj Nikalne Tak Admi
Suraj Nikalne Se Suraj Dubne Tak Admi Nahi Aa Sakta – Wo Bola
Kya Bekaar Ka Kanoon Hai
Haan Aur Agar Din Me Koi Admi Aaya to Panchayat Usko Saza Deti Hai
Maine Usko Chup Rahne Ko Kaha Aur Us Se Bola Ki Dekho Un Logon Ko Bas
Wo Bhi Dekhne Laga Main Us Se Bahut Gandi Gandi Baten Karne Laga Un Aurton Ke Bare Me
Usko Baton Me Hi Bahut Maza Aane Laga -Bilkul Aap Ki Tarah
Me – Matlab
He – Matlab Jaise Ki Abhi Aap Ko Meri Baton Se Maza Aa Raha Hai
He - Fir Maine Us Se Kaha Ki Inme Sekisi Ek Ko Bulao Yar Lee Jaye Uski
Pagal Ho Gaye Ho Kya – Wo Bola Yahan Se Chalo Agar Kisi Ne Awaz Sun Lii to Thik Nahi Hoga
Tumne Kisi Aurat Ki Lee Kabhi – Maine Pucha
Nahi – Us Ne Kaha
Maine Apna Hath Pant Ke Upar Se Hi Uske Pappu Pe Rakh Diya Aur Sahlane Laga Usko Maza Aane Laga
Maine Fir Uski Hip Ko Sahlana Shuru Kar Diya Aur Uska Hath Pakarkar Apne Pappu Pe Rakh Liya Aur Us Ko Kaha Ki Isko Hilao Wo Hilane Laga
Mujhe Bahut Maza Aa Raha Tha Main Us Ko Lekar Wahan Se Hat Gaya Aur Dusri Taraf Chal Diya
Main Us Ko Lekar Ek Jagah Gaya Wahan Par Kathal Aur Shareefe Ke Bahut Se Ped the Aisa Samjho Ki Wo Shareefe Ka Ek Chota Sa Bagh Tha Aam Ke Bagh Ki Taraf Chacha the Is Liye Main Wahan Nahi Gaya Aur Amrood Ki Belt Wahan Sekafi Doori Par Thi
Wahan Pahunch Kar Maine Jaldi Se Apni Pant Utarkar per Pe Dal Di Aur Underwear Bhi Nikal Diya Aur Fir Se Apna Pappu Usko Pakra Diya
Wo Pakar Kar Upar Niche Karne Laga
Maine Uski Pant Utar Dii Aur Underwear Bhi Nikal Di Ab Wo Bhi Nanga Tha Main Uske Piche Aa Gaya Aur Uske Chutar Sahlane Laga
Maine Us Se Pucha Kaisa Lag Raha Hai
Acha Lag Raha Hai Wo Bola
Uske Gore Gore Chutar Dekh Kar Pappu to Zor Zor Ke Jhatke Khane Laga Tha
Kuch Der Aise Hi Kerne Ke Baad Maine Us Ko Kaha Ki Jaldi Jhuk Ja Ghora Ban Jaa Wo Ban Gaya
Main Apne Ghutno Pe Khara Ho Gaya Aur Uske Chutar Failakar Uska Ched Dekha
Uska Ched Dekh Kar Main to Control Hi Nahi Kar Saka Aur Dher Sa Thuk Nikalkar Uski Gand Pe Lagaya Aur Apna Pappu Ko Rakh Kar Ek Halka Sa Push Kiya
Pappu Ne Andar Jane Ki Jagah Bana Lii Lekin Wo Bahut Tez Chillane Laga
Chup Rah Main Us Se Bola Kisi Ne Sun Liya Aur Aakar Dekh Liya to Soch Lo Kya Haal Hoga – Main Us Se Bola
Wo Dar Gaya Lekin Bola Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai Dheere Dheere Kar Saale
Fir Main Ruk Gaya Aur Bahut Dhere Dheere Aage Piche Hone Laga Aur Us Se Bola Ki Ab Koi Awaz Mat Karna
Kuch Der Me Hi Pappu Pura Andar Ja Chukka Tha Pappu Ki Yahi to Quality Hai
Ki Bas Darwaza Dikha Do Andar Jane Ki Jagah to Wo Apne Aap Bana Kar Andar Chala Jata Hai
(uskli Baton Se Mujhe Ab Gudgudi Hone Lagi Thi Main Apne Hath Apne Pet Pe Fer Rahi Thi)
He- Aur Fir Hamesha Khule Aasman Ke Niche Rahne Wale Bechare Beghar Pappu Ko Pahli Baar Kisi Ghar Me Jagah Mili Thi
Isliye Wo Adnar Pahunch Kar Khushi Se Koodne Laga
(uski in Baton Me Mujhe Hansi Aayi Aur Main Boli)
Me -Kya Kya Bolte Ho
He – Matlab ?
Me – Matlab Itni Ghuma Firkar Baten Karna , Ye Sab Kaha Se Seekhi Hai Ye Khurafat Itni Si Age Me
He – (hanste Hue )bas Seekh Liya Ap Ko Acha Laga Na
Me – Pata Nahi
He – Haan Bataogi Hi Nahi, Han to Mai Kah Raha Tha Ki Pappu Andar Jakar Khushi Se Koodne Laga
Mujhe Bahut Maza Aa Raha Tha Main Ne Uski Kamar Pakar Kar Dhakke Lagane Shuru Kar Diye
Aur Thori Der Tak Aise Hi Dhakke Lagan Eke Baad Main Us Ke Andar Hi Jhar Gaya
