Update 58
Subah Main Door Bell Sunkar Uthi Main Sidhi Gate Pe Gayi to Dekha Seema Aayi Thi
Didi Bahut Der Se Bell Baja Rahi Hun – Wo Boli
Sorry Dear Abhi to Main so Rahi Thi Raat Ko Bahut Der Se Soyi Thin a Isliye – Maine Kaha
Ok Didi – Wo Boli Aur Andar Aa Gayi
Main Bathroom Me Chali Gayi Jab Wapas Aayi to Dekha Seema Chai Bana Chuki Thi
Seema Ko Thanx Bolkar Maine Cup Le Liya Aur Chai Peene Lagi
Aaj to Tumhara Paper Hai – Maine Kaha
Haan Didi – Wo Boli Is Liye Main Aa Gayi Thori Der Parhayi Karni Hai
Ok Tum Parho Main Shahnaz Ko Uthati Hun Kahte Hue Main Shahnaz Ke Room Ki Taraf Chali Gayi
Uske Room Me Jake Dekha to Wo Bekhabar Padi so Rahi Thi
Maine Us Ko Awaz Dekar Jagaya
Meri Awaz Pew O Chaunk Kar Jag Gayi Aur Kuch Palon Tak Mujhe Fati Fati Akhon Se Dekhti Rahi
Main Us Ko Pyar Se Uthate Hue Boli Ab Uth Jao Bahut Der Ho Gayi Hai Aur Aaj Aap Ka Paper Bhi Hai
Paper Ka Naam Lete Hi Wo Uth Kar Baith Gayi Aur Achanak Hi Bahut Tezi Se Mere Gale Se Lag Kar Boli
Bibbi Mom Ki Tarah Aap Bhi to Mujhe Chorkar Nahi Mar Jaogi
Uske Is Bachkana Sawal Par Mujhe Kuch Hansi Aa Rahi Thi Nahi Beta Ye to Koi Janta
Ki Wo Kab Aur Kaise Is Duniya Jayega – Maine Kaha Lekin Tum Ye Kyun Puch Rahi Ho
Bibbi Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Tha Ki Kahin Aap Bhi Na Mar Jaao – Wo Boli
Acha Ye Batao Agar Main Mar Gayi to Tum Kya Karogi – Maine Pucha
Main Bhi Mar Jaungi Bibbi Main Tumhare Bina Nahi Rah Sakti Koi Nahi Mera I Love You Bibbi
I Love U to Lekin Beta Ye Mat Socho Kyunki Ye Hamare Apne Bas Me Nahi Hai
Hamari Zindagi Ka Koi Aur Malik Hai Kaun Kab Tak Rahega Ye Wahi Janta Hai Aur Sab Ko Sabar Bhi Wahi Deta Hai
Dekho Mom Jab Gayi Thi to Us Ke Bina Hum Log Hain Na Koi Kisi Ke Liye Marta Nahi Hai Ye Kudrat Ka Hi Banaya Hua Niyam Hai – Main Boli
Bibbi – I Dnt Wana Live without You
Thik Hai Beta Lekin Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai Main Bilkul Thik Hunt Um Pareshan Mat Ho
Aur Apne Exam Ke Bare Me Socho Ye Sab Bekar Ki Baten Hain in Pe Dimagh Mat Lagao – Main Boli Ab Jao Jaldi Se Fresh Hokar Bahar Aao Seema Bhi Aa Gayi Hai
Ye Kahte Hue Main Room Se Bahar Aa Gayi Main Apne Room Me Gayi Apna Mobile Uthaya to Dekha Shaizan Ke Msg the Wahi Purana Raag Good Morning Aur Bahut Se Usi Se Related Msg
Main Baghair Reply Kiye Hi Mobile Ko Rakh Kar Bahar Aa Gayi
Seema Parh Rahi Thi Main Kitchen Me Aa Gayi Kyunki Main Jaldi Se Lunch Ka Intezam Karna Chahti Ti Aaj Bahut Late so Kar Uthi Thi
Shahnaz Aa Gayi Maine Us Ko Chai Dii Wo Seema Se Baten Karne Lagi Wo Dono Kal Ki Party Ke Bare Me Hi Baten Kar Rahi Thi
Aur Fir Hum Logon Ne Lunch Kiya Lunch Ke Bad Seema Chali Gayi
Fir Shahnaz Paper Ke Liye Taiyar Hui Main Us Ko Lekar College Ke Liye Nikli Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Seema Bhi Mil Gayi
Dono K Sath Me Lekar Main College Pahunch Gayi
Dono Log Apne Apne Room Ki Taraf Chali Gayi Main Bas Ghar Wapas Aane Ke Liye Gadi Ki Taraf Barhi Tabhi Ek Lady Ne Bataya Ki Aap Ko Principal Bula Rahi Hain
Main Madam Ke Office Ki Taraf Chal Dii Office Me Pahunch Kar Maine Madam Ko Wish Kiya
Aao Aao Gul Beta Kaii Ho – Wo Boli
Sab Thik Hai Aap Bataiye Aap Nebulaya Mujhe – Maine Pucha
Haan Bulaya Ye Kahne Ke Liye Ki Party to Baht Shandar Thi Tumhari Bahut Acha Laga Mujhe
Khas Kar Tumhari Colony Ke Logon Ka Apas Me Mel Jol Very Nice
Jee Sab Bahut Ache Hain Aur Ek Dusre Se Bahut Ulfat Rakhte Hain Aur Hum Logon Sab Bahut Hi Zyada – Maine Kha
Haan Aur Ek Bat Jo Maine Note Ki Wo Ye Ki Wahan Par Larke Bhi the Lekin Sab Larke Bhi Bahut Kayde Se the Koi Shararat Nahi Koi Badtamizi Nahi – Wo Boli
Wo to Hai All Are Well Mannered Aur Dusri Bat Ye Sab Log Puri Family Ke Sath the To Aisa Mumkin Nahi Hota – Main Boli
Khair Jo Bhiho Lekin Bahut Acha Laga Aur Haan Wo Kahan Hai Jo Kal Billi Bani Ghoom Rahi Thi – Wo Boli
Kaun ! ! ! Main Boli Chuziii – Maine Pucha
Haan Wo Boli Us Se Kahna Ab Mujhe Milegi Na to Dekho Us Ka Kya Hal Karungi Main – Wo Boli
Mujhe Coffee Pilayi Thi Us Ne Hamesha Yad Rakhungi – Wo Boli
Maon Hans Rahi Thi Maine Kaha Sorry Mam Lekin Wo Thora Aisi Hi Hai Aap to Janti Hain Na Usko Achi Tarah Se – Maine Kaha
Acha Wo Larki Seema Jo Hai .. Unhone Seema Ke Bare Me Pucha
Madam Aap Uski Mom Ke Bare Me Janti Hi Hain Aur Maine Uska Admition Karaya Tha Ki Wo Parh Le .. Maine Fir Seema Ke Bare Me Bataya Madam Ko Aur Request Kii Usko Computer Training Ke Liye
Madam Ne Meri Baat Ko Maan Liya Aur Pucha Tum Ne to Sikha Nahi Computer
Maine Kaha Nahi Mujhe to Computer Ka C Bhi Nahi Malum
Koi Bat Nahi Shahnaz to Sab Sikh Rahi Hai Tum Us Se Seekh Lena Aur Agar Chaho to Tum Bhi Koi Course Kar Loo – Wo Boli
Nai Madam Mujhe Koi Zarurat Nahi Aur Kya Kya Sikhungi Jo Kar Rahi Hun Wahi Bahut Hai – Maine Kaha
Thik Hai Dear Lekin Aisa Karna Kisi Holiday Me . Hmmmmmmmm .. Ya Sunday Ko Tum Seema Ko Lekar Mere Ghar Aa Jana
Kyun Maam – Maine Pucha Koi Khas Bat
Haan Maine Dekha Hai Wo Cycle Se Aati Hai Aur Mer Pas Meri Beti Ki Scooter Rakhi Hui Hai
Kabhi Kabhi Naukar Chalata Hai to Wo Us Ko De Deti Hun Kisi Zaruratmand Ke Kaam Aa Jaye Aur Mujhe to Zrurat Hai Nahi – Wo Boli
Thik Hai Madam Ye Bahut Acha Hai Agar Aap Aisa Soch Rahi Hain – Maine Kaha
Haan Main Soch Rahi Hun Ki Tumhari Tarah Nahi Lekin Kuch Punya Main Bhi Kama Lun – Wo Boli
Madam Please Ab Khinchayi Mat Kariye – Main Boli
Jawab Me Wo Sirf Hans Dii Aur Uthte Hue Boli Thik Hai Beta to Tum Sunday Ko Zarur Aa Jana
Thik Hai Madam – Main Boli Aur Wahan Se Chali Ayi
Main Bahar Aayi Aur Apni Bike Uthakar Chal Dii Paper Bas Shuru Hi Hone Wala Tha Thori Der Ke Baad Main Apne Ghar Pahunch Gayi Maine Gadi Andar Karke Gate Band Kar Liya
Maine Aakar Pani Piya Aur Apne Room Me Chali Gayi Maine Mobile Dekha to Shaizan Ke Kayi Msg The
He Said – Where R U Why U R Not Replying
Next Was – Aaj to Tumhari Sis Ka Paper Tha
Jaise Hi Free Ho to Reply Karo I Am Waiting for Ur Reply
Next – Last Time Baat Hui Thi to Kaha Tha Ki Next Paper 22 Ko Hai Tab Bat Hogi
Main Uske Msg Parhkar Sochne Lagi Ki Msg Karun Ya Miss Cal Karun
Shaizan Se Baatkarne Ke Khyal Se Hi Ek Ajeeb Sii Gudgudi Pure Badan Me Hone Lagi
Maine Sochne Ko Majboor Thi Ki Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai Kahin Main Kuch Ghalat to Nahi Kar Rahi Kahin Aisa to Nahi Ki Main Bahak Rahi Hun
Kuch Ghalat to Nahi Kar Rahi Main Kisi Ghalat Raste Pe to Nahi Ja Rahi Main
Kya Asar Hoga in Baton Mere Choton Par Jinko Main Hamesha Kuch Na Kuch Sabak Diya Karti Hun
Aur Yahi Sab Sochte Hue Maine Us Ko Na Hi Reply Kiya Aur Na Hi Call Ki
Main Uth Kar Kitchen Me Aayi Aur Apna Sabse Pasandeeda Kam Anjam Dene Lagi
Jee Haan Chai Ek Cup Chai Chai Banakar Main Sofe Pe Aakar Peene Lagi
Maine Chai Khatam Kii Aur Apne Room Me Jakar Let Gayi
Main Leti Hue Soch Rahi Thi Ki
Madam Ne Kaha Seema Ko Bike Den Eke Liye Kitna Cha Hai Ye Ab Seema Ke Pas Bhi Gadi Hogi
Meri Principal Ek Bahut Hi Achi Lady Hain Wel Educated Unki Sirf Ek Hi Beti Hai Jo Videsh Me Parhayi Kar Rahi Hai
Madam Ki Shadi Ke Baad Unki Ek Hi Beti Hut Hi Kuch Wajah Se Unka Talak Ho Gaya Tha
Kyunki Madam Shuru Ek Khdh Mukhtar Mijaz Ki Aurat Hain Shyad Unke Husband Se Unki Bani Nahi Talak Ke Baad Madam to Aise Hi Rahi Lekin Unke Husband Ne Dusri Shadi Kar Lii
Beti Ko Madam Ne Apne Pas Hi Rakha Aur Us Ko Achi Taleem Di
Lekin Wahin Par Kuch Log Madamke Bare Me Kuch Dusri Baten Bhi Karte Hain Jaise Ki Madam Ko Kabi Opposite Sex Me Koi Dilchaspi Hi Nahi Rahi
Wo Ek Home Sexual Ham Jinsi Ki Shikar Aurat Hain Aur Unke Parents Ne Unki Shadi to Kar Di Thi Lekin Usko Apne Mijaz Ke Khilaf Samajhte Hue Madam Nibha Nahi Payi
Aur Apni Kuch Din Ki Azwaji Zindagi Ka Sila Unko Ek Beti Ki Shakal Me Mil Gaya
Ye Wo Baten Hain Jo Log Aam Taur Par Karte Hain Jaisa Ki Duniya Walon Ka Mijaz Hai
Sab Ke Bare Me Kuch Na Kuch Kahani Ko Bana Kar Dusre Kesamne Pesh Karna
Ab Is Me Kitni Sachayi Hai Main Nahi Janti Kyunki Mujhe Aaaj Tak Aisa Kabhi Nahi Laga Aur Suni Sunayi Baton Pe Main Kabhi Yaqeen Nahi Karti
Lekin Jab Aaj Madam Ne Seema Ke Liye Itna Behtar Socha to Ek Pal Ke Mere Zahan Me Ye Khyal Aaya Ki Kahin Madam Seema Ke Bare Me Kuch Aur Hi to Nahi Soch Rahi
Kyunki Wo Ek Bahut Hi Zyada Tajurbe Wali Aurat Hain Kahin Wo Seema Ko Kisi Aur Shakal Me to Nahi Pahchan Rahi Hain
Yahi Khyal Mere Zahan Me Umad Rahe the Lekin Maine Sare Khayalon Ko Ek Jhatke Se Kharij Kar Diya
Ki Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai Ye Madam Ka Ek Bahut Hi Nek Khyal Hai Jo Ek Ghareeb Larki Ki Madad Ke Liye Hai Aur Us Se Zyada Kuch Nahi
Abhi Khyalon Me Hi Doobi Hui Thi Ki Mera Mobile Bajne Laga Maine Dekha to Shaizan Ka Phone Tha
Main Sochne Lagi Ki Pick Karun Ya Nahi Mobile Hath Me Liye Main Yahi Soch Rahi Thi Ki Puri Ring Hokar Khatam Ho Gayi Aur Fir Maine Call Back Na Karte Hue Mobile Rakh Diya
Tabhi Dubara Ring Hui -- Maine Phone Pick Kiya Aur Ek Sard Awz Me Boli
Hello – I Said
He – Hello Dear Kaisi Ho
Me – Fine Thik Thak
He – to Yaar Reply Kayun Nahi Karrahi Thi Kal Se Msg Kar Raha Hun Tumko
Me – Busy Thi Bas Kal Nawroz Thaaur Meri Sister Ka Birthday Bhi Tha Liye Sara Din Masroof Rahi Aur Waqt Nahimila
He – Hmmmm to Aap Ne Bataya Bhinahi Ki Apki Sister Ka Birthday Hai Aur Mujhe Blaya Bhi Nahi Aap Ne – Party Dithi Birthday Par ? ?
Me – Haan Party to Hui Thi
He – to Mujhe Nahi Bulaya
Me – Kyun Tum Ko Kyun Bulati
He—arey Mainkya Tumhara Dost Nahihun?
Me – Haan Ho Lekin Phone Friend Hoaur Phone Ke Andar Hi Raho to Acha Hai Bahar Nikalne Ki Koshish Mat Karo
He – Thik Hai Yar Itna Gussa Kyunho
Me - Nahi Gussa Nahi Hun Bas Yunhi Bata Rahi Tumko
He – Ok Acha Apni Sister Ko Mertarf Se Wish Karna
Me – Thik Hai
He – Aur Batao Kya Ho Raha Hai
Me – Kuch Nahi Bas Abhi Sister Kochor Kar Wapas Aayi Hun
He – Ok to Kaun Kaun Hai Ghar Pe
Me – Sirf Main Hi Hun
He – Waah Kya Baat Hai to Kyamood Hai Kuch Baat Karen
Me – Baat to Kar Rahi Hun Na
He – Arey Mera Matlab Wahi Kuchachi Baten
Me – Nahi Mera Mood Nahi Hai
He – Kyun Kya Hua
Me – Kuch Nahi Mujhe Lagta Yethik Nahi Hai Jo Main Tum Se Is Tarah Baat Kar Rahi Hun
He – Arey Yar Fir Wahin Pahunchgayi Jahan Se Chali Thi Duniya Gol Hai Ye Mujhe Yakeen Ho Raha Hai
Me – Jo Kuch Bhi Ho
He – Arey Baat Hi to Karti Ho Naaur to Kuch Nahi Aur Bton Me Bhi Kitni Reserve Ho Tum Ye Bhi Ache Se Janti Hofir Bhi Kah Rahi Ho Thik Nahi Hai Aisa Kyun? ?
Me – Pata Nahi
He – Bahut Zyada Socha Mat Karokoi Faida Nahi Hai Sirf Apne Aap Ko Hi Pareshan Karogi Aur Kuch Nahi
Me – Nahi Main Pareshan Bilkulnahi Hun Aur Sochna Parta Hai Sab Kuch
He – Haan Socho Lekin Mast Rahokurho Nahi
Me – Bakwas Mat Karo Samjhe
He--- Ok
Aur Kuch Pal Khamosi Rahi Na Mainkuch Boli Aur Na Hi Wo
He – Aur Batao Abhi Kahan Ho
Me – (chirh Kar ) Jungle Me
He – Acha Acha Main to Apne Gharme Hi Hun Sirf Aap Se Baat Karne Ke Liye
Me – Haan Aur Koi Kam to Hai Nahitumhare Pas Siwaye Khurafat Ke
He --- Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yes Agaraap Se Bat Karna Khurafat Hai to Khurafat Kar Raha Hun
Me – Acha Phone Rakho Aur Jaoapna Kam Karo
He – Yes Kam Hi Kar Raha Hun Iswqt Jo Mere Leye Sabse Zaruri Kaam Hai Wo Hi Kar Raha Hun
Me – Kyaa?
He – Aap Se Bat
Me - Bas Yahi Kaam Hai Aur Kuch Nahi
He – Leave that Dear Be Cool Dimagh Ko Thandarakho Aur Socho Kitna Maza Aaya Tha Mujh Se Bat Karke
Last Time Kitni Achistory Sunayi Thi Maine Apni Life Kii Aur Maine Aap Ko Bataya Ki Mujhe Kitnaacha Lagta Hai Aap Se Baat Karke
Bas Aap Ki Awaz Sun Lun Yahi Dil Karta Hailekin Aap Baat Hi Nahi Karti
Me – Maine Bataya Na Ki Aaj Kalbusy Hun Sister Ka Exam Chal Raha Hai Lekin Fir Bhi Main Roz to Baat Nahi Kartithi Aur Na Hi Karna Chahti Hun
He – Ok Thik Hai Thik Hai Koibaat Nahi Ye Batao Kahan Pe Ho Room Me Ya Kahin Aur
Me – Room Me Hi Hun
He – Ok to Mobile Me Hand Freelaga Lo Aur Aaram Se Let Kar Bat Karo Aur Kuch Bhi Ghalat Mat Socho Sab Kuchacha Hai Acha Sochog to Acha Hi Hoga
Me – Main Har Pahlu Ko Dekhti Hunsirf Acha Soch Kar Jhuthi Tasalli Khud Ko Dena Ye Bhi Be Wakufi Hi Hai
He – Haan Wo to Hai Lekin Aap Keliye Main Kah Sakta Hun Ki Aap Bahut Achi Hain Aur Aap Kisi Ka
Didi Bahut Der Se Bell Baja Rahi Hun – Wo Boli
Sorry Dear Abhi to Main so Rahi Thi Raat Ko Bahut Der Se Soyi Thin a Isliye – Maine Kaha
Ok Didi – Wo Boli Aur Andar Aa Gayi
Main Bathroom Me Chali Gayi Jab Wapas Aayi to Dekha Seema Chai Bana Chuki Thi
Seema Ko Thanx Bolkar Maine Cup Le Liya Aur Chai Peene Lagi
Aaj to Tumhara Paper Hai – Maine Kaha
Haan Didi – Wo Boli Is Liye Main Aa Gayi Thori Der Parhayi Karni Hai
Ok Tum Parho Main Shahnaz Ko Uthati Hun Kahte Hue Main Shahnaz Ke Room Ki Taraf Chali Gayi
Uske Room Me Jake Dekha to Wo Bekhabar Padi so Rahi Thi
Maine Us Ko Awaz Dekar Jagaya
Meri Awaz Pew O Chaunk Kar Jag Gayi Aur Kuch Palon Tak Mujhe Fati Fati Akhon Se Dekhti Rahi
Main Us Ko Pyar Se Uthate Hue Boli Ab Uth Jao Bahut Der Ho Gayi Hai Aur Aaj Aap Ka Paper Bhi Hai
Paper Ka Naam Lete Hi Wo Uth Kar Baith Gayi Aur Achanak Hi Bahut Tezi Se Mere Gale Se Lag Kar Boli
Bibbi Mom Ki Tarah Aap Bhi to Mujhe Chorkar Nahi Mar Jaogi
Uske Is Bachkana Sawal Par Mujhe Kuch Hansi Aa Rahi Thi Nahi Beta Ye to Koi Janta
Ki Wo Kab Aur Kaise Is Duniya Jayega – Maine Kaha Lekin Tum Ye Kyun Puch Rahi Ho
Bibbi Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Tha Ki Kahin Aap Bhi Na Mar Jaao – Wo Boli
Acha Ye Batao Agar Main Mar Gayi to Tum Kya Karogi – Maine Pucha
Main Bhi Mar Jaungi Bibbi Main Tumhare Bina Nahi Rah Sakti Koi Nahi Mera I Love You Bibbi
I Love U to Lekin Beta Ye Mat Socho Kyunki Ye Hamare Apne Bas Me Nahi Hai
Hamari Zindagi Ka Koi Aur Malik Hai Kaun Kab Tak Rahega Ye Wahi Janta Hai Aur Sab Ko Sabar Bhi Wahi Deta Hai
Dekho Mom Jab Gayi Thi to Us Ke Bina Hum Log Hain Na Koi Kisi Ke Liye Marta Nahi Hai Ye Kudrat Ka Hi Banaya Hua Niyam Hai – Main Boli
Bibbi – I Dnt Wana Live without You
Thik Hai Beta Lekin Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai Main Bilkul Thik Hunt Um Pareshan Mat Ho
Aur Apne Exam Ke Bare Me Socho Ye Sab Bekar Ki Baten Hain in Pe Dimagh Mat Lagao – Main Boli Ab Jao Jaldi Se Fresh Hokar Bahar Aao Seema Bhi Aa Gayi Hai
Ye Kahte Hue Main Room Se Bahar Aa Gayi Main Apne Room Me Gayi Apna Mobile Uthaya to Dekha Shaizan Ke Msg the Wahi Purana Raag Good Morning Aur Bahut Se Usi Se Related Msg
Main Baghair Reply Kiye Hi Mobile Ko Rakh Kar Bahar Aa Gayi
Seema Parh Rahi Thi Main Kitchen Me Aa Gayi Kyunki Main Jaldi Se Lunch Ka Intezam Karna Chahti Ti Aaj Bahut Late so Kar Uthi Thi
Shahnaz Aa Gayi Maine Us Ko Chai Dii Wo Seema Se Baten Karne Lagi Wo Dono Kal Ki Party Ke Bare Me Hi Baten Kar Rahi Thi
Aur Fir Hum Logon Ne Lunch Kiya Lunch Ke Bad Seema Chali Gayi
Fir Shahnaz Paper Ke Liye Taiyar Hui Main Us Ko Lekar College Ke Liye Nikli Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Seema Bhi Mil Gayi
Dono K Sath Me Lekar Main College Pahunch Gayi
Dono Log Apne Apne Room Ki Taraf Chali Gayi Main Bas Ghar Wapas Aane Ke Liye Gadi Ki Taraf Barhi Tabhi Ek Lady Ne Bataya Ki Aap Ko Principal Bula Rahi Hain
Main Madam Ke Office Ki Taraf Chal Dii Office Me Pahunch Kar Maine Madam Ko Wish Kiya
Aao Aao Gul Beta Kaii Ho – Wo Boli
Sab Thik Hai Aap Bataiye Aap Nebulaya Mujhe – Maine Pucha
Haan Bulaya Ye Kahne Ke Liye Ki Party to Baht Shandar Thi Tumhari Bahut Acha Laga Mujhe
Khas Kar Tumhari Colony Ke Logon Ka Apas Me Mel Jol Very Nice
Jee Sab Bahut Ache Hain Aur Ek Dusre Se Bahut Ulfat Rakhte Hain Aur Hum Logon Sab Bahut Hi Zyada – Maine Kha
Haan Aur Ek Bat Jo Maine Note Ki Wo Ye Ki Wahan Par Larke Bhi the Lekin Sab Larke Bhi Bahut Kayde Se the Koi Shararat Nahi Koi Badtamizi Nahi – Wo Boli
Wo to Hai All Are Well Mannered Aur Dusri Bat Ye Sab Log Puri Family Ke Sath the To Aisa Mumkin Nahi Hota – Main Boli
Khair Jo Bhiho Lekin Bahut Acha Laga Aur Haan Wo Kahan Hai Jo Kal Billi Bani Ghoom Rahi Thi – Wo Boli
Kaun ! ! ! Main Boli Chuziii – Maine Pucha
Haan Wo Boli Us Se Kahna Ab Mujhe Milegi Na to Dekho Us Ka Kya Hal Karungi Main – Wo Boli
Mujhe Coffee Pilayi Thi Us Ne Hamesha Yad Rakhungi – Wo Boli
Maon Hans Rahi Thi Maine Kaha Sorry Mam Lekin Wo Thora Aisi Hi Hai Aap to Janti Hain Na Usko Achi Tarah Se – Maine Kaha
Acha Wo Larki Seema Jo Hai .. Unhone Seema Ke Bare Me Pucha
Madam Aap Uski Mom Ke Bare Me Janti Hi Hain Aur Maine Uska Admition Karaya Tha Ki Wo Parh Le .. Maine Fir Seema Ke Bare Me Bataya Madam Ko Aur Request Kii Usko Computer Training Ke Liye
Madam Ne Meri Baat Ko Maan Liya Aur Pucha Tum Ne to Sikha Nahi Computer
Maine Kaha Nahi Mujhe to Computer Ka C Bhi Nahi Malum
Koi Bat Nahi Shahnaz to Sab Sikh Rahi Hai Tum Us Se Seekh Lena Aur Agar Chaho to Tum Bhi Koi Course Kar Loo – Wo Boli
Nai Madam Mujhe Koi Zarurat Nahi Aur Kya Kya Sikhungi Jo Kar Rahi Hun Wahi Bahut Hai – Maine Kaha
Thik Hai Dear Lekin Aisa Karna Kisi Holiday Me . Hmmmmmmmm .. Ya Sunday Ko Tum Seema Ko Lekar Mere Ghar Aa Jana
Kyun Maam – Maine Pucha Koi Khas Bat
Haan Maine Dekha Hai Wo Cycle Se Aati Hai Aur Mer Pas Meri Beti Ki Scooter Rakhi Hui Hai
Kabhi Kabhi Naukar Chalata Hai to Wo Us Ko De Deti Hun Kisi Zaruratmand Ke Kaam Aa Jaye Aur Mujhe to Zrurat Hai Nahi – Wo Boli
Thik Hai Madam Ye Bahut Acha Hai Agar Aap Aisa Soch Rahi Hain – Maine Kaha
Haan Main Soch Rahi Hun Ki Tumhari Tarah Nahi Lekin Kuch Punya Main Bhi Kama Lun – Wo Boli
Madam Please Ab Khinchayi Mat Kariye – Main Boli
Jawab Me Wo Sirf Hans Dii Aur Uthte Hue Boli Thik Hai Beta to Tum Sunday Ko Zarur Aa Jana
Thik Hai Madam – Main Boli Aur Wahan Se Chali Ayi
Main Bahar Aayi Aur Apni Bike Uthakar Chal Dii Paper Bas Shuru Hi Hone Wala Tha Thori Der Ke Baad Main Apne Ghar Pahunch Gayi Maine Gadi Andar Karke Gate Band Kar Liya
Maine Aakar Pani Piya Aur Apne Room Me Chali Gayi Maine Mobile Dekha to Shaizan Ke Kayi Msg The
He Said – Where R U Why U R Not Replying
Next Was – Aaj to Tumhari Sis Ka Paper Tha
Jaise Hi Free Ho to Reply Karo I Am Waiting for Ur Reply
Next – Last Time Baat Hui Thi to Kaha Tha Ki Next Paper 22 Ko Hai Tab Bat Hogi
Main Uske Msg Parhkar Sochne Lagi Ki Msg Karun Ya Miss Cal Karun
Shaizan Se Baatkarne Ke Khyal Se Hi Ek Ajeeb Sii Gudgudi Pure Badan Me Hone Lagi
Maine Sochne Ko Majboor Thi Ki Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai Kahin Main Kuch Ghalat to Nahi Kar Rahi Kahin Aisa to Nahi Ki Main Bahak Rahi Hun
Kuch Ghalat to Nahi Kar Rahi Main Kisi Ghalat Raste Pe to Nahi Ja Rahi Main
Kya Asar Hoga in Baton Mere Choton Par Jinko Main Hamesha Kuch Na Kuch Sabak Diya Karti Hun
Aur Yahi Sab Sochte Hue Maine Us Ko Na Hi Reply Kiya Aur Na Hi Call Ki
Main Uth Kar Kitchen Me Aayi Aur Apna Sabse Pasandeeda Kam Anjam Dene Lagi
Jee Haan Chai Ek Cup Chai Chai Banakar Main Sofe Pe Aakar Peene Lagi
Maine Chai Khatam Kii Aur Apne Room Me Jakar Let Gayi
Main Leti Hue Soch Rahi Thi Ki
Madam Ne Kaha Seema Ko Bike Den Eke Liye Kitna Cha Hai Ye Ab Seema Ke Pas Bhi Gadi Hogi
Meri Principal Ek Bahut Hi Achi Lady Hain Wel Educated Unki Sirf Ek Hi Beti Hai Jo Videsh Me Parhayi Kar Rahi Hai
Madam Ki Shadi Ke Baad Unki Ek Hi Beti Hut Hi Kuch Wajah Se Unka Talak Ho Gaya Tha
Kyunki Madam Shuru Ek Khdh Mukhtar Mijaz Ki Aurat Hain Shyad Unke Husband Se Unki Bani Nahi Talak Ke Baad Madam to Aise Hi Rahi Lekin Unke Husband Ne Dusri Shadi Kar Lii
Beti Ko Madam Ne Apne Pas Hi Rakha Aur Us Ko Achi Taleem Di
Lekin Wahin Par Kuch Log Madamke Bare Me Kuch Dusri Baten Bhi Karte Hain Jaise Ki Madam Ko Kabi Opposite Sex Me Koi Dilchaspi Hi Nahi Rahi
Wo Ek Home Sexual Ham Jinsi Ki Shikar Aurat Hain Aur Unke Parents Ne Unki Shadi to Kar Di Thi Lekin Usko Apne Mijaz Ke Khilaf Samajhte Hue Madam Nibha Nahi Payi
Aur Apni Kuch Din Ki Azwaji Zindagi Ka Sila Unko Ek Beti Ki Shakal Me Mil Gaya
Ye Wo Baten Hain Jo Log Aam Taur Par Karte Hain Jaisa Ki Duniya Walon Ka Mijaz Hai
Sab Ke Bare Me Kuch Na Kuch Kahani Ko Bana Kar Dusre Kesamne Pesh Karna
Ab Is Me Kitni Sachayi Hai Main Nahi Janti Kyunki Mujhe Aaaj Tak Aisa Kabhi Nahi Laga Aur Suni Sunayi Baton Pe Main Kabhi Yaqeen Nahi Karti
Lekin Jab Aaj Madam Ne Seema Ke Liye Itna Behtar Socha to Ek Pal Ke Mere Zahan Me Ye Khyal Aaya Ki Kahin Madam Seema Ke Bare Me Kuch Aur Hi to Nahi Soch Rahi
Kyunki Wo Ek Bahut Hi Zyada Tajurbe Wali Aurat Hain Kahin Wo Seema Ko Kisi Aur Shakal Me to Nahi Pahchan Rahi Hain
Yahi Khyal Mere Zahan Me Umad Rahe the Lekin Maine Sare Khayalon Ko Ek Jhatke Se Kharij Kar Diya
Ki Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai Ye Madam Ka Ek Bahut Hi Nek Khyal Hai Jo Ek Ghareeb Larki Ki Madad Ke Liye Hai Aur Us Se Zyada Kuch Nahi
Abhi Khyalon Me Hi Doobi Hui Thi Ki Mera Mobile Bajne Laga Maine Dekha to Shaizan Ka Phone Tha
Main Sochne Lagi Ki Pick Karun Ya Nahi Mobile Hath Me Liye Main Yahi Soch Rahi Thi Ki Puri Ring Hokar Khatam Ho Gayi Aur Fir Maine Call Back Na Karte Hue Mobile Rakh Diya
Tabhi Dubara Ring Hui -- Maine Phone Pick Kiya Aur Ek Sard Awz Me Boli
Hello – I Said
He – Hello Dear Kaisi Ho
Me – Fine Thik Thak
He – to Yaar Reply Kayun Nahi Karrahi Thi Kal Se Msg Kar Raha Hun Tumko
Me – Busy Thi Bas Kal Nawroz Thaaur Meri Sister Ka Birthday Bhi Tha Liye Sara Din Masroof Rahi Aur Waqt Nahimila
He – Hmmmm to Aap Ne Bataya Bhinahi Ki Apki Sister Ka Birthday Hai Aur Mujhe Blaya Bhi Nahi Aap Ne – Party Dithi Birthday Par ? ?
Me – Haan Party to Hui Thi
He – to Mujhe Nahi Bulaya
Me – Kyun Tum Ko Kyun Bulati
He—arey Mainkya Tumhara Dost Nahihun?
Me – Haan Ho Lekin Phone Friend Hoaur Phone Ke Andar Hi Raho to Acha Hai Bahar Nikalne Ki Koshish Mat Karo
He – Thik Hai Yar Itna Gussa Kyunho
Me - Nahi Gussa Nahi Hun Bas Yunhi Bata Rahi Tumko
He – Ok Acha Apni Sister Ko Mertarf Se Wish Karna
Me – Thik Hai
He – Aur Batao Kya Ho Raha Hai
Me – Kuch Nahi Bas Abhi Sister Kochor Kar Wapas Aayi Hun
He – Ok to Kaun Kaun Hai Ghar Pe
Me – Sirf Main Hi Hun
He – Waah Kya Baat Hai to Kyamood Hai Kuch Baat Karen
Me – Baat to Kar Rahi Hun Na
He – Arey Mera Matlab Wahi Kuchachi Baten
Me – Nahi Mera Mood Nahi Hai
He – Kyun Kya Hua
Me – Kuch Nahi Mujhe Lagta Yethik Nahi Hai Jo Main Tum Se Is Tarah Baat Kar Rahi Hun
He – Arey Yar Fir Wahin Pahunchgayi Jahan Se Chali Thi Duniya Gol Hai Ye Mujhe Yakeen Ho Raha Hai
Me – Jo Kuch Bhi Ho
He – Arey Baat Hi to Karti Ho Naaur to Kuch Nahi Aur Bton Me Bhi Kitni Reserve Ho Tum Ye Bhi Ache Se Janti Hofir Bhi Kah Rahi Ho Thik Nahi Hai Aisa Kyun? ?
Me – Pata Nahi
He – Bahut Zyada Socha Mat Karokoi Faida Nahi Hai Sirf Apne Aap Ko Hi Pareshan Karogi Aur Kuch Nahi
Me – Nahi Main Pareshan Bilkulnahi Hun Aur Sochna Parta Hai Sab Kuch
He – Haan Socho Lekin Mast Rahokurho Nahi
Me – Bakwas Mat Karo Samjhe
He--- Ok
Aur Kuch Pal Khamosi Rahi Na Mainkuch Boli Aur Na Hi Wo
He – Aur Batao Abhi Kahan Ho
Me – (chirh Kar ) Jungle Me
He – Acha Acha Main to Apne Gharme Hi Hun Sirf Aap Se Baat Karne Ke Liye
Me – Haan Aur Koi Kam to Hai Nahitumhare Pas Siwaye Khurafat Ke
He --- Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yes Agaraap Se Bat Karna Khurafat Hai to Khurafat Kar Raha Hun
Me – Acha Phone Rakho Aur Jaoapna Kam Karo
He – Yes Kam Hi Kar Raha Hun Iswqt Jo Mere Leye Sabse Zaruri Kaam Hai Wo Hi Kar Raha Hun
Me – Kyaa?
He – Aap Se Bat
Me - Bas Yahi Kaam Hai Aur Kuch Nahi
He – Leave that Dear Be Cool Dimagh Ko Thandarakho Aur Socho Kitna Maza Aaya Tha Mujh Se Bat Karke
Last Time Kitni Achistory Sunayi Thi Maine Apni Life Kii Aur Maine Aap Ko Bataya Ki Mujhe Kitnaacha Lagta Hai Aap Se Baat Karke
Bas Aap Ki Awaz Sun Lun Yahi Dil Karta Hailekin Aap Baat Hi Nahi Karti
Me – Maine Bataya Na Ki Aaj Kalbusy Hun Sister Ka Exam Chal Raha Hai Lekin Fir Bhi Main Roz to Baat Nahi Kartithi Aur Na Hi Karna Chahti Hun
He – Ok Thik Hai Thik Hai Koibaat Nahi Ye Batao Kahan Pe Ho Room Me Ya Kahin Aur
Me – Room Me Hi Hun
He – Ok to Mobile Me Hand Freelaga Lo Aur Aaram Se Let Kar Bat Karo Aur Kuch Bhi Ghalat Mat Socho Sab Kuchacha Hai Acha Sochog to Acha Hi Hoga
Me – Main Har Pahlu Ko Dekhti Hunsirf Acha Soch Kar Jhuthi Tasalli Khud Ko Dena Ye Bhi Be Wakufi Hi Hai
He – Haan Wo to Hai Lekin Aap Keliye Main Kah Sakta Hun Ki Aap Bahut Achi Hain Aur Aap Kisi Ka
