Adultery HUA KUCH AISA

Saturday--- 01 April 2006

Subah Main Apnetime Se Uthi Aur Apne Kamo Me Masroof Thi Adat Ke Mutabik Shahnaz Abhi so Rahithi Ki Tabhi Bell Baji to Maine Time Dekhan 9:00 Baja Tha Main Ne Socha

Shayad Seema Hogi Main Gate Pe Gayi to Dekha Seema Nahi Wahan Chuzi Thi Gate Kholtehi Wo Meri Bahon Me Lagbhag Gir Si Gayi Uski Halat Bahut Ghair Ho Rahi Thi

Main Usko Dekhkar Bahut Pareshan Hui Aur Usko Bahon Ka Sahara Dekar Andar Layi Aur Sofe Pebithya Baithne Ke Sath Hi Wo Sofe Pe Gir Gayi Meri Samajh Me Nahiaa Raha Tha Ki

Kya Hua Hai Us Ke Chehre Pe Laal Nishan the Aur Kayi Jagah Siyah Daag Bhi Jo Isbaat Ki Tasdeek Kar Rahe the Ki Usko Bahut Mara Gaya Hai

Maine Dauklarshahnaz Ko Jagaya Wo Meri Badhawasi Dekh Kar Fauran Bhagti Hui Bahar Aayi Lekinuska Face Ye Bata Raha Tha Ki Usko Kuch Bhi Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha Hai Wo Boli Didi Ko Kya Hua , Maine Kaha Pani Laaoabhi Ye Kuch Bol Nahi Rahi Hai

Maine Us Ko Panipilaya Aur Khoob Sa Glucose Den Eke Baadmaine Usko Coffee Banakar Dii Tab Wo Kuch Bat Karne Ke Layak Hui Maine Us Sepucha Kya Hua Chuzi Aur Is Halat Me Tum Yahan Kaise Aayi

Wo Boli Kal Mainghar Pe Akeli Thi to Mera Boyfriend Aaya Tha Aur Us Ke Ath Mere Bhai Ne Mujhedekh Liya Fir Papa Se Bata Diya to Papa Ne Mujhe Khub Danta Lekin Bhai Me Mujhemara to Main Ghar Se Bhag Aayi

Main Tumhare Yahan Aa Rahi Thi Raat Ho Chuki Thi to Mujhe 2larkon Ne Pakar Liya Aur Raat Bhar Mere Sath. Itna Kahkar Wo Rone Lagi Mainsamajh Gayi Ki Wo Kya Kahna Chahti Hai Maine Usko Chup Karaya Aur Apne Roomgayi Aur Chuzi Ke Papa Ko Phone Kiya

Hello Uncle – Main Boli

Haan Beta Kaisiho , Wo Bolw- Mujhe Un Ke Upar Gussa Arah Tha Ki Raat Ko Unki Larki Ghar Se Nikli Aur Unhone Koi Khabar Bhi Nahi Li Is Wajah Se Zara Mera Bat Karne Ka Lahja Talkhtha

Uncle Chuzikahan Hai Aap Ko Pata Hai – Maine Pucha

Haan Beta Abhithori Der Pahle Hi Ghar Se Nikli Hai – Wo Bole

Maine Kaha Lekinwo Mere Yahan Aisi Halat Me Aayi Aur Ye Kah Rahai Hai

Aaj First Aprilhai Beta Aur Tum to Janti Hi Ho Usko Aaj Uska Pahla Shikar Tum Hi Ban Gayisubah Subah – Wo Bole

Maine Phonerakha Aur Bahar Aayi Dekha Wo Karaah Rahi Thi

Maine Kaha Chuzitumhare Sath Aisa Hua Hai to Main Chahti Un Kit Um Papa Ko Phone Karo Aur Firchalkar Security Officer Me Complaint Karte Hain

Nahi Papa Ko Main Kuch Nahi Batana Chahti Aursecurity Officer Me Jaungi to Badnami Hogi Is Liye Tum Mujhe Yahin Rahne Do – Wo Boli

Acha to Hospitalchalo Tumhari Tabiyat Bahut Khrab Hai – Main Boli

Wo Boli Nahimain Nahi Jaungi Agar Tum Ko Mera Yahan Rahna Bura Lag Raha to Bata Do Mainchali Jati Hun

Maine Pucha Abkis Ke Ghar Jaogi

Wo Boli Kahinbhi Chali Jaungi Kya Farak Parta Hai Sab Ke Sab Matlabi Hain Ye Kahte Hue Us Neankhen Band Kar Lii

Main Uthi Aurtowel Bhigakar Le Aayi Aur Uska Chehra Ponchne Lagi

Wo Ankhen Kholtehue Boli Ye Kya Kar Rahi Ho

Arey Kuch Nahibas Spunge Kar Rahi Hun Taki Tum Ko Aram Ho Jaye – Main Boli

Nahi Rahne Doapne Face Dusri Taraf Karte Hue Boli

Lekin Tab Takmain Towel Uske Face Pe Fira Chuki Thi Aur Uski Laali Aur Kalik Saaf Ho Gayithi

Main Usko Balonse Pakarte Hue Kaha Ab Uth Jao Sharafat Se

Ahanak Wo Uthkar Khari Ho Gayi Aur Koodti Hui Boli April Fool April Fool

Maine Kaha Yemujhe Pata Chal Gaya Tha Aur Bahut Ghalat Bat Hai Aisi Baten Nahi Karni Chahiyejot Um Ne Kii

Wo Mere Gale Mebahen Dalkar Boli Sorry Yar Acha Ab Main Chalti Hun – Wo Boli

Kahan Ja Rahi Ho– Maine Kaha

Wo Boli Khin Aur

Maine Usko Janenahi Diya Aur Fir Sara Din Wo Mujh Se Jhagra Karti Rahi Lekin Main Ne Kaha Ki Kahin Nahi Jaogi Patanahi Kis Ka Kya Haal Karogi Tum

Maine Phone Karke Uske Papa Ko Bata Diya Ki Wo Mere Yahan Hai Aur Sara Din Chuzi Mere Ghar Perahi Seema Bhi Aa Gayi Aur Fir Hum Charon Log Din Bhar Ghar Me Hi Rahe

Sham Hote Chuzi Ghar Jane Ko Hui to Maine Usko Rok Liya Aur Jane Nahi Diya Aur Uske Ghar Pe Phone Kar Diya Ki Mujhepareshan Karne Ki Saza Mili Hai Ki Chuzi Aj Mere Yahan Rukegi

Us Ke Papa Nekuch Nahi Kaha Kyun Ki Unko Chuzi Ke Mere Yahn Aane Se Rukne Se Koi Aitraz Nahitha Balki Wo to Khate the Ki Jitney Din Chahe Tumhare Yahan Ruke Mujhe Koiproblem Nahi Hai

Rat Ko Hum Sabne Sath Me Hi Dinner Kiya Aur Dinner Ke Bad Seema Apne Ghar Chali Gayi Aurshahnaz Bahut Der Tak Hum Dono Se Baten Karti Rahi Shahnaz Ke Sath Chuzi Bhibilkul Bacha Ban Jati Thi

Jab Shahnazapne Room Me Chali Gayi to Maine Chuzi Ko Uska Room Bata Diya to Wo Mujh Sejhagra Karne Lagi Boli Main Akeli Nahi Jaungi Son Eke Liye Mujhe Roka Kyun Mainto Tumhare Pas Hi Soungi Aur Raat Bhar Tumhara Dimagh Khaungi

Maine Mana Kiyakyun Pareshan Hogi Koi Kami to Hai Nahi Fir Tum Aaram Se so Jao – Main Boli

Lekin Wo Nahimani Aur Mere Roomme Hi Aa Gayi Aura Ate Hi Let Gayi Main Adat Ke Mutabiq Ekkitab Lekar Parhne Lagi Jis Ko Us Ne Is Tarah Se Dekha Jaise Koi Dusri Makhlookse Taluq Rakhne Wala Aa Gaya Ho

Kuch Der Tak Womujhe Aur Kitab Ko Ghurti Rahi Aur Fir Kitab Ko Chinkar Alag Karh Diya Aur Boliarey Yar Kitabon Ke Alawa Bhi Kuch Socha Karo

Kya Socha Karun– Main Boli Kitab to Kitab Hai Aur Mujhe Acha Lagta Hai Parhna , Jis Pe Merebolne Ke Andaz Ki Nakal Kartr Hui Boli Itna Parhogi to Chashma Lag Jayega Firaise Hi Aithi Rahna Aur Kitabon Se Hi Byaah Bhi Kar Lena

Main Kuch Nahiboli Aur Samajh Rahi Thi Ki Uska Matlab Hai Ki Bas Us Se Baten Karo Aur Kuchkarna Haram Hai , Main Bhi Us Se Baten Karne Lagi Maine Mobile Off Kar Diya Thais Dar Se Ki Kahin Shaiza Ka Phone Ya Msg Aaya Aur Chuzi Ne Dekh Liya to Firmera Jeena Dushwar Kar Degi

Chuzi Apni Besar Pair Ki Bakwas Baten Karti Rahi Aur Mera Dimagh Khati Rahi Main Bhi Us Sebat Kar Rahi Thi Lekin Zyada Tar Main Us Ki Haan Me Han Hi Mila Rahi Thi Fir Wo Mubarak Ghadi Bhi Aayi Kiuski Ankhon Me Neend Aane Lagi Aur Wo Sone Lagi Maine Bhi Sukun Ki Scans Letehue Upar Wale Ka Shukar Kiya Aur Letgayi

Raat K Eek Waqtmeri Ankh Khuli Main Apne Upar Ek Dabav Feel Kar Rahi Thi Uth Kar Dekha Tochuzi Apne Dono Tange Mere Seeme Pe Rakhe Hue Besudh Pari so Rahi Thi , Waahkya Tareeka Hai Sone Ka Main Khud Se Boli Aur Usko Alag Kiya Aur Uth Kar Baharchali Gayi

Jo Logakele Sote Hai Unko Ye Problem Hoti Haiki Apni Adat Ke Mutabiq Jaise Chahte Hain Waise Hi Bed Pe Move Karte Hain Aurko Behad Bekhabar Sote Hain Unke Liye to Koi Bat Hi Nahi Meri Problem Hai Kimain Bahut Kachi Nind Soti Hun , Bahar Akar Maine Pani Piya

Time Dekha to 2:30baja Hua Tha Main Lawn Me a Gayi , Aur Asman Ki Taraf Dekhne Lagi Asman Meaisa Lag Raha Tha Jaise Ki Sitare Kisimanzil Ki Talash Me Itne Bade Asman Me Parvaz Kar Rahe Hain

Asman Ki Tarafhi Nazar Kiye Hue Main Aage Barh Gayi Aur Garage Room Ke Darwaze Pe Akar Rukiaur Bahut Halke Se Maine Sarwaza Khola Aur Andar Aa Gayi

Main Jungle Kitaraf Khulne Wali Khirki Pe Kaan Lagakar Kuch Der Tak Kahri Rahi Fir Maine Bahut Halke Se Khilki Me Thora Saspace Banakar Bahar Jhanka to Dekha Udhar Wo Log The

Aur Har Bar Ki Tarah Woapne Kaam Me Masroof the Jaise Ki Unkokisi Ka Koi Dar Nahi Aur Duniya Se Koi Matlab Nahi

Main Dekh Hirahi Thi Ki Achanak Koi Mere Piche Se Akar Mujh Se Lipat Gaya Main Saham Gayiaur Shayad Agar Wahan Na Khri Hoti to Zarur Bahut Tez Awaz Se Bolti Lekin Lipatne Wale Na Pucha Yahan Kya Kar Rahi Hoidhar Kya Dekh Rahi Khupke Chupke Main Piche

Ghumi to Dekha Chuzi Kahri Thi

Tum Yahan Kyakar Rahi Ho Tum to So Rahi Thi – Main Boli

Wahi to Mainpuch Rahi Hunt Um Yahan Kya Kar Rahi Ho Aur Mere Khyal Se Tum Bhi so Hi Rahithi – Wo Hath Chalate Hue Boli

Main Unkokhamosh Rahne Ka Ishara Karte Hue Boli – Chup Raho Wo Mujhe Dhakka Dekar

Khirkise Hatete Hue Khud Udhar Dekhne Lagi Jaise Main Dekh Rahi Thi Fir Wo Hat Kar Mujh Se Boli Ye Kya Ho Rahahai Idhar

Maine Kaha Dekhokya Ho Raha Hai Mujhe Kya Pata

Wo Kuch Der Takudhar Jhankne Ke Bad Fir Plat Kar Bahut Dhire Se Boli Arey Baap Re Idhar to Live Show Chal Raha Hai

Main Kuch Nahiboli

Hmmm to Ye Bathai Live Show Ka Maza Liya Jata Hai Totum Bhi Jao Na Piche – Wo Boli

Shut up Chuzi –main Boli , Wo Fir Udhar Dekhne Lagi Aur Boli Gul Yar in Logon Ne to Garam Kardiya Mujhe Ye Kahte Hue Mera Hath Pakar Kar Apne Seene Pe Rakha Aur Apne Hathmeri Hip Pe

Maine Fauranusko Khinch Kar Khirki Se Hataya Aur Khirki Band Kar Ke Us Ko Khinchti Huiandar Le Kar Chali Aayi

Wo Bolne Kikoshish Kar Rahi Thi Lekin Main Usko Bolne Hi Nahi De Rahi Thi Andar Akar Maine Kaha Haan Ab Bolo

Wo Boli Kya Yarkyun Hata Liya Wahan Se Itna Maza Aa Raha that Um Bahut Kamini Ho

Haan Thik Mainboli Ab Chalo so Jao – Maine Kaha

Arey Aise Ab Tumhi so Sakti Ho Meri Halat Kharab Hone Lagi Hai Wo – Boli Acha Kya Main Bhi Jaunudhar Jungle Me

Kyun ! ! ! Dimaghkhrab Hai Kya – Main Boli

Arey Yar Mainbhi Bahti Ganga Me Hath Dho Aaun – Wo Boli

Dekho Mazak Bandkaro Chuzi Main Serious Hote Hue Boli

Acha Chalo Thikye Batao Ye Sab Kya Hai – Us Ne Pucha

Main to Pahle Sehi Soch Rahi Thi Kisi Ko Bataun Lekin Abhi Tak Bata Nahi Payi Nahi Thi Aur Yeajjeb Ittefaq Tha Ki Chuzi Ghar Pet Hi Aur Aise Halaat Apne Aap Ban Gaye Ki Sabkuch Usko Pata Chal Gaya

Fir Maine Chuziko Un Logon Ke Bare Me Sab Kuch Bata Diya

Hmmmm – Wo Lambisans Lete Hue Boli

Kahin Aisa Tonahi Ki Ye Job Hi Hai Wo Tum Ko Bahkana Chahte Hon Dekho Job Hi Hai Usko Ye Topata Hi Hai Kit Um Akeli Ho Aur Tumhari Ek Sisiter Bhi Hai Aur Koi Bhi Hai Wo Hai Yahin Aas Pas Ka Hi

Main Sirf Apnasir Hila Rahi Thi Bina Kuch Bole Hue

Acha to Chalotorch Lga Ke Dekhte Hain Na Ki Kaun Hai Sab Pata Chal Jayega - Wo Boli

Haan Pata Chaljayega Lekin Unko Bhi Pata Chal Jayega Ki Main Ne Dekh Liya Hai Aur Hum Logidhar Se Daur Kar Unko Pakr to Nahi Sakte Na Aur Wo Log Fir Bad Me Hum Kojhutha Sabit Karenge – Main Boli

Haan Yar Ye Bhiproblem Hai Aur Ho Na Ho Un Ka Maksad Tumhari Lena Hi Hai – Wo Boli

Badtamizi Matkaro Chuzi - Main Boli

To Itna Pareshankyu Ho Rahi Ho Itne Dino Se Dekh Dekh Ke Maza Le Rahi Ho to Kuch Nahi

Nahi Chuzi Is Kolekar Main Bahut Pareshn Hun Aur Kisi Ko Bata Bhi Nahi Saki

Koi Bat Nahipareshan Na Ho – Wo Boli

Acha to Ye2 Admi 2 Aurat Hain Jaisa Tum Ne Bataya

Haan – Main Nekaha Aur Kab Kaun Aata Hai Ye Bhi Nahi Pata Bas Hum Ne Ek Bar 2 Admiyon Kodekha Aur Ek Bar 2 Aurton Bhi Dekha

Koi Bat Nahi Yarbhad Me Jayen Saale Aag Laga Di Kamino Ne Faltu Me – Wo Boli

Acha Tum Ye Sabdekh Ke Jab Hot Feel Karti Ho Fir Kya Karti Ho – Wo Boli

Kucha Nahi Mainekaha Bas Jake Naha Leti Hun – Main Ne Kaha

Ooooh Good Bahutacha Hai –wo Boli

Fir Main Uthiaur Usko Wo Gold Chain Dikhayi Jo Mujhe Wahan Pari Hui Mili Thi –

Wow Yaar Agar Aise Sone Ki Chain Mile to Main Tokahungi Ki Mere Ghar Me Aake Thukayi

Pitayi Kar Lo Jungle Me Jane Ki Zarurathai Mai Bed Ar Karma Sab Dungi – Wo Bahut Tez Lot Lot Kar Hanste Hue Boli

Main Chup Chapdekhti Rahi – Wo Kuch Der Ke Bad Boli Dekho Ye Chain Bahut Achi Hai Aur

Ye Kisi Ordinary Aurat Ke Pas Nahi Hogi Isse Ye Pata Chalta Hai Ki Aurten Job Hi Hai Wo Rich Family Se Hain Aur Jahan Takmera Shak Hai Wo Tumhari Hi Colony Ki Hain

Lekin Yahan Aisakaun Hoga Bakwas Kar Rahi Ho Sab Ka Apna Ghar Hai Aur Gar Kisi Ko Aisa Failanjam Dena Hoga

Kya Kya Kya –kya Jam Jam Dene Hoga Wo Mujhe Beech Me Rokte Hue Boli Kya Kaha Tumne

Mera Matlab Haiagar Koi Meri Colony Ka Aisa Kam Karegato Wo Jungle Me Kyu Jayega Apne Ghar Me Kyun Nahi Karega

To Hindi Me Bolakaro Pata Nahi Kya Bakti Rahti Ho – Wo Boli

Chuzi Uth Karbathroom Me Chali Gayi Aur Bahut Der Ke Bad Wapas Aayi Wo Sif Bra Aur Panty Pahne Hue Bahar Aayi Aurapne Kapre Kandhe Pe Dale Hue Thi Usne Apne Kapre Bed

Pe Dale Aur Bed Pe Meresamne Khari Hokar Apne Dono Hath Garden Ke Piche Rakhte Hue Boli Kaisi Lag Rahihun Main

Bahut Achi –main Boli

Hmmm Meri Body Kaisi Hai – Us Ne Pucha

Bahut Achi –main Boli

Hmm Ab Sochoagar Tum Larka Hoti to Tum Mujhe Aise Dekh Ka R Kya Karti – Wo Boli

Kuch Nahi Bakwasband Karo Apni Agar Main Larka Hoti to Kyat Um Mere Samne Is Tarah Khari Hoti –main Boli

Haaaan Yar Yebat to Hai -- Wo Dhamm Se Bed Pe Baithkar Apne Face Apni Hatheli Pe Rakhte Hue Boli Kuch Der Tak Wo Sochti Rahi Fir Boli

Waise Mainsochti Hun Ki Main Sex Change Karake Larka Ban Jaun – Wo Boli

Wo Kyon – Mainepucha

Arey Sex Changekarane Ke Bad Fir Main Tumhare Sath Na–usne Ek Bahut Hi Bhadda Sa Ishara Kiya Maine Usko Bahut Tez Takiya Khinch Kar Mara Aur Uski Taraf Peeth Kar Kelet Gayi

Oooh to Nind Aarahi Hai Sahiba Ko Chalo so Jao Koi Bat Nahi Aur Wo Meri Hip Pe Apni Tange Rakhte Hue Gaanagane Lagi Jis Pe Main Kuch Nahi Boli

Fir Wo Bahut Tezawaz Me Joke Sunane Lagi –

Do Saheliyan Thiek Ka Naam Tha Gul Aur Ek Thi Chuzi , Ek Din Gul Ke Pet Me Dard Hua to Wodocter Ke Pas Gayi

Docter Ne Kahajao Urine Test Karao , Wo Bechari Urine Test Karane Gayi to Uski Report Change Ho Gayi Jis Me Likha Tha You Are Pregnant

Ab Bechari Gulchuzi Ke Gale Lag Kar Rote Hue Boli Hey Bhagwan Ab to Ungli Pe Bhi Bharosa Nahiraha

Mujhe Hansibahut Tez Aayi Lekin Main Takiye Me Munhchupaye Hansti Rahi Aur Uski Taraf Nahi Dekha

Wo Boli – Fir Guljee Ko Ek Sardar Se Pyar Ho Gaya , Mujhe Us Ki Is Bat Pe Hi Bahut Tez Hansiaayi

Fir Sarda Se Gulki Shadi Ho Gayi Sardar Beemar Hua to Wo Bhi Test Karane Gaya Uski Report Aayiki You Are Pregnant

Wo Sardar Baharaaya Aur Gul Ko Peetta Hua Bola Ki Saali Main Tujh Se Kah Raha Tha Ki Mujheupar Hi Rahne De Ab Kar Diya Na Sabgarbar

Itna Bol Kar Wokhoob Zor Zor Se Hansne Lagi , Mujhe Bhi Bahut Hansoi Aayi Main Uth Kar Us Seboli Chuzi Please so Jao Na

Ha Ha Ha Mujhekyun Roka Tum Ne – Wo Hanste Hue Boli

Acha Tum Yahanruko Main Dusre Room Me Ja Rahi Hun Maine Kaha Aur Uth Gayi

Acha Ruko Mainso Rahi Hun Yar Tum to Serious Ho Gayi Wo Mera Hath Pakar Kar Boli Yar

Main Toso Gayi Thi Tum Ne Hi to Live Show Dikhya Wo Bhi Bina Ticket Ab Aisa Showdekhne Ke Bad Kisi Insaan Ko to Nind Aayegi Nahi , Ab Bhutniyon Ki Main Batnahi Karti – Wo Boli

Maine Kas Karuske Baal Pakar Kar Khinchte Hue Kaha Ki Main Tum Ko Bhutni Dikhti Hun

Wo Boli Nahinahi Sorry Sorry Please Chor Do , Maine Chor Diya to Wo Fir Boli Ab Insaan Bhinahi Lagti Ho

Main Fir Uskitaraf Barhi to Usne Fauran Light Off Kar Di Aur Let Gayi Fir Ain Bhi Let Gayiaur Usne Koi Bat Nahi Ki Kuch Der Ke Baad Main so Gayi

Subah Main Apnetime Pe Hi Uth Gayi Chuzi Nangi Dhurangi so Rahi Thi Main Ne Us Ko Jaga Karkaha Uth Bewakuf Aur Kapre Pahan Le Fir So

Wo Uth Kar Kaprepahanti Hui Boli Arey Yar Itni Pyari Nind Ka Satyanash Kar Diya Tumne Ab Jaomere Liye Chai Lekar Aao

Acha Jo Hukum Rani Ji Ye Kahte Hue Main Bahr Aa Gyi Maine Usko Chai Di Chai Peen Eke Bad Wo Boli Chal Gulnaaz

Kahan – Main Boli

Piche Chalojungle Me – Wo Boli Main Bhi Dekhna Chahti Hun Wahan

Lekin Aise Kaisejayenge Koi Wajah to Oni Chahiye Na – Main Boli

Koi Bat Nahichalo Na Koi Kuch Nahi Puchega Aur Puche to Kah Dena Meri Frind Ko Kuch Ghasphus Leni Thi – W Boli

Main Us Ke Sathchal Di Shahnaz Abhi so Rahi Thi Hun Dono Bahr Agaye Aur Gate Lock Karke Mainus Ke Sath Chal Dii

Chuzi Scootylekar Mere Sath Piche Jungle Me Aa Gayi Aur Us Jagah Pe Hum Log Pahunch Gayejahan Pe Mere Garage Ki Khirki Thi Aur Us Jagah Ko Chuzi Dhyan Se Dekh Rahi Thi

Jhariyon Ko Hathse Idhar Udhar Hatate Hue Wo Dekh Rahi Thi Tabhi Mujhe Ek Button Para Hua Milamaine Uski Taraf Dhyan Nahi Diya Lekin Chuzi Boli Ye Uthao , Maine Wo Utha Kar

Us Ko Diya to Wo Bahut Dhyan Se Us Ko Ulat Palat Kar Dekhti Rahi Aur Us Ne Woapne Lower Ki Pocket Me Dal Liya Aur Wo Jhariyon Ko Dekhne Lagi Aur Kuch Dertak Wo Bahut Dhyan Se Idhar Udhar Dekhti Rahi

Fir Achanak Wobaithte Hue Boli Ye Kaya Hai

Kya Hai Chuzi –main Boli

Arey Dekhne Tode – Wo Boli

Wo Jhariyon Kohatete Hue Hath Se Uth Utha Kar Condom Bahr Ki Taraf Fenk Kari Thi , Aur Firwapas Akar Wo Unke Pas Baith Gayi Aur Boli

Hmm M Ye Condomto Bekar Hain Bahut Purane Sade Hue Hain , Woe K Taraf Kuch Ko Fenkte Hue Boli, Aur Ye to Kal Rat Ke Hain Iska Matlab Us Ne Do Baar Lee Us Aurat Ki Ye

Kahtehue Wo Meri Taraf Dekh Kar Muskurayi Aurmain Dusri Taraf Dekhne Lagi

Sharma to Aiserahi Ho Jaise Ki Main Larki Na Hokar Koi Larka Hun – Wo Boli , Is Liye to Mainkahti Hun Ki Main Sex Change Kara Lun Tumhare Sharmane Ki Ad Ape Jab Mainghayal Ho Gayi to Larkon Ka Kya Haal Hota Hoga

Main Kuch Nahiboli Kyunki Agar Main Kuch Kahti to Fir Wo Uske Jawab Me Kuch Na Kuch Zarurbakti

Chalo Ab to Patachal Jayega Ki Kaun Aata Hai Yahan – Wo Confidence Se Boli

Kaise Pata Chaljayega – Main Kuch Zyada Hi Curious Hote Hue Boli

Arey Simple Yaaris Condom Me Jo Liquid Hai Us Leke Laboratory Chalte Hain Aur Isko Investigatekarate Hain Fir Yahan Jitney Admi Hain Sabko Bulakar Kahenge Ki Apna Apna

Nikalo Fir Us Ko Is Liquid Se Match Karayenge Jis Se Mach Ho Gaya Samjho Woyahan Aata Hai Very Simple , Aur Agar Koi Khud Na Nikal Paya to Tum Apne Hathse Uski Help Kar Dena Ya Main Kar Dungi – Wo Bahut Hi Serious Lahje Me Boli

Khuda Ki Maartum Par Kamini Kahin Ki – Main Boli

Meri Bat Par Usne Kood Kood Kar Hanste Hue Boli Lo Itna Ghazab Ka Idea Diya Tum Ko Aur Tummujhe Bura Kah Rahi Ho

Bhaad Me Jao –main Wahan Se Bahar Ki Taraf Chalte Hue Boli

Hey Gul Suno Usne Mujhe Pukara to Main Ne Piche Mud Kar Dekha to Wo Mujhe Condom Dikahti Huiboli Isko Le Chalun Ya Fenk Dun

Is Ko Apne Balonme Laga Lo Hair Band Ki Tarah – Main Kheej Kar Boli , Wo Hansti Hui Peeche Aagayi Aur Hum Dono Wapasghar Aa Gaye

Ghar Aake Mainnashte Ka Intezam Karne Lagi Shahnaz Abhi so Rahi Thi , Maine Usko Nahi

Jagayamain Kitchen Me Thi Aur Chuzi Akar Wahinbaith Gayi , Maine Us Ko Dekha Kyunki Baithe Hue Kuch Der Ho Gayi Thi Aur Wokhamosh Thi Ye Bat Apne Ap Me Aathvan Ajooba Thi

Maine Dekha Towo Us Button Ko Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Rahi Thi , Kya Hua Kyun Is Button Ko Dekhrahi Ho – Main Boli

Wo Bahut Sardlahje Me Boli – Ye Button Bahut Kuch Kah Raha Hai Aur Yahi Button Hum Ko Katiltak Le Jayega

Hey Ye Filmisecurity Officer Walon Ki Tarah Dialogue Mat Bolo Yahan Kisi Ka Qata Nahi Hua Hai – Mainboli

Arey to Kya Huakisi Bechari Ki Fadi to Gayi Na Ek Hi Bat Hai – Wo Meri Taraf Dekhe Bina Hiboli

Main Chup Chapkaam Karne Lagi Aur Kuch Nahi Boli

Us Ne Fir Puchagulnaaz Tum Ko Yad Hai Kya Jab Pahli Bar Tum Ne Dekha Un Ko to Kya Hua Matlabkya Reaction Tha Tumhara

Maine Us Kobataya Tha Lekin Fir Se Detail Me Bata Diya Aur Sath Sath Apna Kaam Bhi Kartirahi

Lekin Tum Yekyun Puch Rahi Ho – Main Boli

Ye Button – Woboli , Main Nahi Ye Button Kah Raha Hai Ki Pucho

Aao Acha Nashtakaro Aur Ye Bekar Ka Suspence Mat Create Karo Jasoos Nahi Ho Tum – Main Boli

Aur Bahr Akartable Pe Baith Gayi Aur Hum Dono Nashta Karne Lage Tabhi Shahnaz Bhi Aa Gayi

Arey Ap Log Merebina Hi Nashta Kar Rahe Hain – Wo Akar Baithte Hue Boli

Aap so Rahi Thiaur Hamne Jagaya Nahi Ki Kyun Apki Nind Kharab Karen Kahin Princes Naraz Ho Gayi to Aur Mushkil Hojayegi – Main Boli

Meri Bat Pechuzi Hansne Lagi , Aur Hum Dono Ke Sath Sath Shahnaz Bhi Nashta Karne Lagishahnaz Ki Wajah Se Chuzi Khamosh Ho Gayi Aur Us Masle Pe Us Ne Koi Bat Nahi Ki

Nashta Khatamkarne Ke Bad Hum Log Baten Karte Rahe Shahnaz Aur Chuzi Dono Bas Apne Khel Memasroof Ho Gayi Kuch Der Ke Bas Seemabhi Aa Gayi

Main Apne Roomme Aa Gayi Aur Apna Mobile on Kiya to Shaizan Ke Be Inteha Msg Aane Lage Mainebina Parhe Hi Msg Delete Kar Diye Tabhi Chuzi Aa Gayi Aur Bli Acha Ab Main Jarahi Hun

Maine Kaha Abhi Ruko Kahan Ja Rahi Ho

Ye Mat Kaho Yarwarna Abhi Shahnaz Bhi Chipak Jayegi Aur Jane Nahi Degi – Wo Boli Acha Han Ye Jo Button Hai Na Is Ke Bare Metum Se Bat Karni Thi Mjhe Ummed Hai Ki Hum Log Jaldi Pata Lenge Un Logon Kebare Me

Kya Tum Sach Kahrahi Ho – Main Uska Munh Dekhte Hue Boli

Haan Sach Hi Kahrahi Hun – Wo Boli

To Aisa Karoabhi Ruko Fir Hum Log Is Bare Me Aram Se Baith Kar Baten Karte Hain – Main Boli

Ab Shahnaz Batkarne Degi Wo Hilne Nahi Degi Jab Tak Main Rahungi – Chuzi Ne Kaha Aur

Hansne Lagi Us Ke Sath Amin Bhi Hansnelagi , Really Chuzi Ko Agar Koi Pareshan Karta Tha to Woshahnaz Warna to Chuzi Hi Jahan Pahuchjati Wahan Logo Ki Naak Me Dam Ho Jata​