Update 70
Fir Chuzi Seemashahnaz Hum Sab Log Baten Karte Rahe Chuzi Shahnaz Se Boli Ki Apne Camera Leaao Aur Photo Lo Chuzi Ki Bat Sunkar Maine Usko Buri Tarah Se Ghoor Kar Dekhalekin Wo Mujhe Isharon Me Chirhati Rahi , Shahnaz Ko Photo Lene Ke Liye Kahdiya Ab Shahnaz Pura Din Bita De to Kam Hai
Shahnaz Camerale Aayi Aur Chuzi Ne Khob Meri Dressnikal Kar Change Kar Kar Ke Khoob Pose Diye Bedroom Me Lounge Me Lawn Mekitchen Yahn Tak Ki Bathroom Me Bhi Lunch Time Tak Un Logon Ka Tamasha Chaltaraha Fir Hum Logon Ne Lunch Kiya Aur Seema Apne Ghar Chali Gayi
Chuzi Boli Kimujhe Ab Thora Aram Karna Hai Mujhe Nind Aa Rahi Hai , to Maine Shahnaz Se Kahaab Tum Bhi Thora Rest Lo Aur Apne Room Me Jao Shahnaz Apne Room Me Chali Gayi Aur Main Chuzi Ke Sath Apne Roomme Aa Gayi
Chuzi Bahutbahut Khamosh Baithi Hui Thi , Maine Us Se Pucha Kya Hua Tum Aur Is Tarahbaithi Ho , to Wo Boli Han Kyun ?
Kuch Nahi Lekintum Is Tarah Itni Serious Baith Tinahi Ho Na Aur Achi Bhi Nahi Lagti Ho Istarah Se – Main Boli
Arey Yarsharafat Se Chup Baitho to Bhi Tum Sab Logon Ko Problem Hoti Hai Aur Jab Boloto Bhi Problem Main Kya Karun – Wo Irritate Hote Hue Boli
Kuch Mat Karoaur Ye Batao Ki Kya Soch Rahi Ho – Main Ne Pucha
Kuch Nahi Yarbas Main Wahi Soch Rahi Hun Jungle Ke Janwaron Ke Bare Me Ye Kahte Hue Chuzi Fir Button Ko Dekhne Lagi
Main Us Ke Hathse Button Ko Chinte Hue Boli , Hatao Fenko Is Ko Tum Bhi Na Is Button Ko Lekarapne Ko Cid Officer Samajh Rahi Ho
Samajh Nahirahi Hun Ye Button Bahut Kuch Kar Rahahai Lo Isko Dekho Aur Is Pucho – Wo Button Mujhe Dete Hue Boli
Chuzi Dear Main Aap Ki Tarah Pagal Nahi Hun Jo Isbejan Button Se Baten Karun – Main Boli
Is Liye to Kahtihun Ki Apni in Sadi Hui Kitabon Ki Duniya Se Bahar Aao Agar Tum in Kitabon Kijagah Agar Wo Kitabe Parhti to Bahut Kuch Pata Hota Tum Ko – Wo Fir Se Ek Behuda Ishara Karte Hue Boli
Acha Apni Bakwasband Karo Aur Mujhe Pareshan Mat Karo –main Boli
Pareshan Kaunkar Raha Hai Tum Ko Tum to Pahle Se Hi Pareshan Aatma Ho , Acha Ye Button Kodekho Wo Button Mere Munh Ke Samne Karke Boli
Haan Dekh Rahihun – Tum Bolo Kya Kahna Chahti Ho – Maine Kaha
Ye Button Kischiz Ka Hai – Us Ne Pucha
Arey Ab Mujhekya Pata , Aur Ye Zaruri to Nahi Ye Button Un Me Se Hi Kisi Ka Ho Piche to Logkooda Kachra Bhi Fenk Dete Hain – Main Boli
Lekin Ye Kudekachre Se Nahi Mila Ye Us Jagah Se Mila Jahan Pew O Log Game Baja Rahe the – Woboli Aur Hansne Lagi
Uske in Alfazope Hansi Aana Lazmi Hai to Main Bhi Hans Rahi Thi
Dekho Is Tarahke Button Zyada Tar Branded Gents Patloon Me Lagaye Jate Hain Ya Fir Security Officer Kiya Aur Kisi Tarah Ki Uniform Me – Wo Boli
Uski Is Bat Komaine Suna Aur Fir Us Button Ko Dekha Aur Itni Der Me Pahli Bar Maine Uski Batko Serious Hote Hue Liya
Ab Ye Buttonkisi Patloon Ka Nahi Hai Kyunki Branded Pant Me Job Hi Button Lagaye Jayte Hainun Pe Company Ka Ya Product Ka Name Hota Hai Lekin Is Pe Kisi Ka Naam Nahi Hai –wo Button Ko Dekhte Hue Boli
Dikhao – Mainuske Hath Se Button Ko Lekar Dekhne Lagi , Han Is Pe to Koi Name Nahi Hai –maine Kaha
Is Ka Matlab Yebutton Kisi Ki Uniform Ka Hai – Wo Boli
Lekin Ye Buttonkisi Ke Coat Ka Bhi Ho Sakta Hai – Main Boli
Hmmmmm Ho Tosakta Hai Lekin Hai Nahi – Wo Boli
Kyun Kaise Nahihai Itna Sure Kyun Ho – Maine Pucha
Sure Is Liye Hunkyunki Coat Me Aaj Kal Aise Button Nahilagaye Jate Haan Bahut Pahle Lagte the Mere Papa Ke Bahut Se Purane Coat Padehue Hain Jinme Aise Button Lage Hue
The Lekin Unhone Apne Coat Ke Button Changekara Liye Kyunki Aaj Kal Ye Button Coat Me Bahut Bure Lagte Hain Ab Tumharikuch Samajh Me Aaya –wo Boli
Nahi Meri Kuchsamajh Me Nahi Aaya Kit Um Kya Kahna Chah Rahi Ho – Main Boli
Main Yeh Kahnachah Rahi Hun Ki Mere Papa Ke Jaisa Admi Bhi Aaj Kal Aise Button Coat Me Pasandnahi Karta to Fir Wo Kaise Pasand Kar Sakta Hai Jo Adhi Raat Ko Kisi Disriaurat Ke Sath Andhere Jungle Me Bum Chik Bum Kar Raha Ho – Wo Boli
Haan Ye Bat Tohai – Main Boli
To Iska Matlabye Ki Button Coat Ka Nahi Hai Aur Ye Uniform Ka Hai Ab Tum Socho Ki Yahan Peuniform Wala Kaun Aa Sakta Hai - Us Nepucha
Uniform Wala Topata Nahi Koi Bhi Ho Sakta Hai Kyunki Hum Ko Ye Bhi to Pata Nahi Aur Uniform to Bahut Tarah Ki Hoti Haincollege College Students Bhi Uniform Pahante Hain – Main Boli
Haan Lekin Thorasochne Ki Koshish Karo to Samajh Me Ayega – Wo Boli , Ab Zara Mere Kuch Sawalonke Jawab Do – Us Ne Kaha
Pucho – Mainboli
Jaisa Tum Nebataya Ki First Day Jab Tum Ne Dekha to Dar Gayi Thi Ab Ye Batao Ki Kyun Dargayi Thi Tum – Us Ne Pucha
Main Ne Socha Kishayad Ye Log Chor Ya Dakoo Hain Kyunki Rat Ko Aur Kaun Ho Sakta Tha – Mainboli
Fir Tum Ne Kyakiya – Wo Boli
Maine Revolvenikal Lii Thi Aur Guard Ko Phone Kar Rahi Thi Lekin Us Ka Phone Switch Off Tha– Main Boli
Arey Baap Rerevolver Man to Dar Gayi – Wo Natak Karte Hue Boli
Nautanki Matkaro Chuzi – Main Boli
Acha to Fir Tumne Kya Kiya Un Logon Ko Warn Kiya
Nahi Pahle Dinmaine Un Logon Ko Dekha Tha Aur Fir Wo Log Chale Gaye the Main Soch Rahi Kichor Daku Hain Is Liye Bahut Dari Hui Thi , Lekin Jab Un Logon Ko Dusri Bardekha To
Maine Fir Guard Ko Phone Kiya Lekin Us Ka Phone Fir Bhi Off Tha Tomain Ne Socha Ki Aaj in Pe Fire Kar Dungi Lekin Fir Chanak Un Logon Ka Yekaryakram Shuru Ho Gaya
Hmmm – Fir Tumne Kya Kiya – Wo Boli
Kuch Nahi Kiyamain Dar Rahi Thi Chor Daku Se Aur Ye Log Wo the Nahi to Maine Socha in Sedarne Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi
Ye Log to Pahle Se Hi Dare Hue Hain Aur Chup Karyahan Aa Rahe Hainto in Se Hamari Jaanmaal Ko Koi Nuksan Nahi Ho Sakta Ye Soch Kar Main Khamosh Ho Gayi – Main Boli
Ok Acha Fir Tumkya in Logon Ko Roz Dekhti Thi Aur Dekh Dekh Kar – Wo Fir Ek Funny Sa Bhaddaishara Karte Hue Boli
Chup Karbewakuf Main Roz Nahi Dekhti Thi Abkibar to Maine in Logon Ko Bahut Din Ke Baad Dekha Hai Ab Pata Nahi Ye Regularaate Hain Ya Fir Nahi – Main Boli
Ab Tum Ko Buttonki Kahani Samajh Me Aa Rahi Hai – Wo Boli
Nahi Kaisikahani – Main Boli
Arey Bewakufpahle Din Guard Ka Mobile Off Tha Nexttime Bhi Off Tha Aur Ye Button Uniform Ka Kya Guard Uniform Nahi Pahanta Kya Yeguard Ki Uniform Ka Button Nahi Ho Sakta ,
Aur Uske Mobile Off Hone Ki Bat Isbat Ki Tasdeek Karti Hai Ki Gurad Hi Wahan Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai
Mera Munh Khulaka Khula Rah Gaya Aur Main Bahut Hairani Se Chuzi Ko Dekh Rahi Thi Kuch Palontak Main Sochti Rahi Fir Boli
Lekin Is Se Yeto Sabit Nahi Ki Gurad Wahan Ho Usne Bataya Tha Ki Mobile Khrab Ho Gaya Tha Aurrahi Bat Button Ki Ye Koi Badi Bat Nahi Hai – Main Boli
Tum Bahut Badina.
Bewakuf Hun –main Uski Bat Ke Beech Me Hi Boli
Nahi Yaar Tumbahut Sidhi Ho Really Tum Bahut Sidhi Ho Aur Tum Sab Ko Bhi Sidha Shareefsamajhti Ho Is Liye Tum Aisa Kah Rahi Ho,
Main Ye Nahi Kah Rahi Ki Guard Wahan Tha Lekin Mere Kahne Ka Matlab E Hai Kimera Pura Shak Guard Pe Hi Hai , Tum Nekaha Ki Button Koi Badi Bat Nahi , Thik Hai Main Manti Hun , Lekin Mobile Offhona Badi Bat Hai ,
Wo Kaise – Mainboli
Kyunki Wo Log Jokarte Hain Wahan Par Us Kaam Ke Bich Me Koi Bhi Admi Kisi Trah Ka Disturbancenahi Chahta Is Liye Wo Mobile Off Kar Leta Hai – Wo Boli
Pata Nahi – Mainkandhe Uchakate Hue Munh Banakar Boli
Haan Tum Ko Nahipata Hoga , Kya Tumne Kabhi Sex Kiya Hai – Us Ne Pcuha
Tumhara Dimaghkharab Ho Gaya Hai Kya – Main Boli
Nahi , Lekinmain Janti Hun Kyunki Maine Sex Kiya Hai Is Liye Ye Bat Kah Rahi Hun – Wo Boli
Kyaaaaaaaa –meri Hairani Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Tha , tum Ne Sex Kiya
Haan Kayi Barkiya – Wo Boli
Kis Ke Sath Kabaur Kaise – Main Boli
Waaah Ahacuriousty to Dekho Kitni Betabi Se Puch Rhai Hain Sahiba , - Wo Ankhne Nachatihui Boli , Wo Dusri Bat Hai Yahan Par Meri Sexual Life Ki Bat Nahi Ho Rahi Haiwo Sab Fir Kabhi Bataungi – Wo Boli
Ok – Main Boli
Ab Is Liye Merashak Gurad Pe Hai Aur Koi Bhi Investigation Shak Ke Hi Adhaar Pe Hoti Hai –chuzi Boli
Ho Sakta Hailekin Main Kuch Nahi Kah Sakti – Mainekaha
Ab Hum Logon Koguard Ko Check Karna Hai – Wo Boli
Kaise Checkkarogi Kya Raat Me Uske Piche Piche Jaogi – Main Boli
Nahi , Lekin Yebutton to Abhi Chalo Dekh Ke Ati Hun Chalo Mere Sath Bahar Tak – Wo Boli
Arey Lekin Worat Waa Guard Is Waqt Nahi Hoga – Mainboli
Nahi Hoga Lekinjo Bhi Hoga Wo Apni Unioform Me to Hoga Na Is Button Se Ye to Pata Chalega Ki Ye Us Match Karta Haiya Nahi – Wo Boli
Ok Chalo – Mainboli Aur Uske Sath Room Se Bhar a Gai , maine Shahnaz Ko Dekha to Wo so Rahi Thi , Amin Chuzi Ke Sath Bahr Nikal Aayi Aur Guard Ke Cabin Kesamne Se Nikli To
Chuzi Guard Ko Awazdekar Uske Cabin Ka Darwaza Kholkar Us Se Bat Karne Lagi , Main Bhi Saht Me Thi
Chuzi Ne Us Sepucha Abhi Yahan Koi Aaya to Nahi Tha Bike Se Koi Aged Admi
Nahi Koi Nahiaaya Tha Madam – Wo Bola
Acha Agarkoi Aged Admi Aaye to Inke Yahan Bhej Dena Mere Papa Aane Walemujhe Pick Karne Ke Liye – Wo Boli
Ok Madam – Wo Bola
Chzi Bahar Aagayi Aur Hum Dono Bahar Ki Taraf Chal Diye Wo Mujh Se Boli Same Button Hai Dearagar Hum Log Subah Aa Gaye Hote to Fir Ye Sabit Ho Gaya Hota Ki Ye Buttonuska Hai Ya Nahi – Wo Boli
Haan Lekin Uskeliye Hum Ko Subah Se Pahle Jungle Me Jana Hota Button Lene Ke Liye – Main Boli
Arey Yar Tum Tohar Baat Me Itna Kahkar Wo Pair Patakti Hui Ghar Ki Taraf Chal Dii Wo Bahut Teztez Aage Aage Chalti Hui Aa Gayi Aur Main Uske Piche Thi
Ghar Akar Humlog Fir Apne Room Me Aa Gaye to Wo Mujhe Se Boli Dekho Button Bilkul Uskiuniform Ke Button Se Match Kar Raha Hai Aura B Aage Tum Ko Check Karna Hai – Woboli
Kaise Checkkarna Hai – Mainekaha
Dekho Ab Tum Kodaily Wahan Jakar Khirki Pe Dekhna Hoga Aur Jab Wo Log Dikhayi De to Tum Guardka Number Dial Karna Agar Number Off Jata Hai to Samjho Ki Guard Hi Hai – Woboli
Thik Hai to Tumaaj Bhi Ruka Na Fir Dekhte Hain –main Boli
Aisa Karo Kimere Papa Ko Phone Karo Aur Kaho Ki Chuzi Ko Maine God Le Liya Hai Ab Wo Yahinrahegi – Wo Boli
Wo Bat Nahi Hailekin Agar Tum Ruko to Tumhare Papa Mana Nahi Karenge - Maine Kaha
Haan Yar Mananahi Karenge Lekin Tum to Janti Ho Na Ki Mom Kuch Karti Nahi Hain Unko Problemhai Ab Mere Ghar Pe Na Hone Se Harsh Ko Aur Papa Ko Sara Kaam Karna Hota Hogaab Tum Batao Kya Ye Acha Lagega Mujhe
Nahi Yar Yebilkul Acha Nahi Lagega – Main Boli
Ab Papa Mujhejane Dete Hain Ye Unki Sharafat Hai Lekin Apna Bhi Koi Farz Banta Hai Ki Nahi –wo Boli
Haan Banta Tohai Yaar Tum Is Tarah Se Bhi Sochti Ho Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha – Main Boli Aur Kaskar Usko Gale Se Laga Liya
Main Sab Tarahse Sochti Hun Aur Sab Ke Liye Sochti Hun – Wo Boli
Bahut Achi Baathai – Main Boli
Thik Hai Fir Abtum Un Logon Ko Dekhna Zarur Aur Uska Number Try Karna , Ab Mujhe Thora Aaramkarne Do Free Me Case Solved Kara Liya Aur Dimagh Khaya so Alag Ye Kahte Hue Wodhaam Se Let Gayi
Main Bina Kuchbole Bina Let Gayi Aur Thori Der Ke Badmujhe Nind Aa Gayi , Jab Main Uthi to Sham Ke 5 Baj Rahe the Maine Chuzi Kouthaya Aur Hum Log Bahar Aakar Sofe Pe Baith Gaye
Chuzi Gayi Aurus Ne Shahnaz Ko Jaga Diya Aur Hum Teeno Log Lawn Me Aakar Baith Gaye Aur Chaipeene Lage
Chuzi Boli Ki Abmujhe Jana Hai
Lekin Kaisejaogi – Main Boli
Jaise Aayi Thiwaise Jaungi – Wo Boli
Bibbi Hum Logbhi Chalte Hain Na Didi Ko Drop Bhi Kar Denge Aur Aur Market Bhi , Wo Apni Adat Ke Mutabik Apne Hathon Kojodkar Let to Roght Reight to Lefthilati Hui Boli
Market Me Kya Hai Kya Lena Hai Aap Ko – Mainboli
Kuch Nahi Basyunhi – Wo Boli
Chuzi Ne Kuchkahne Ke Liye Apna Munh Khola Lekin Maine Uso Bolne Se Rok Diya Jis Pe Usnebahut Bura Munh Banaya
Hum Log Taiyarho Gaye Aur Chuzi Ne Scooty Sambhal Lii Hum Teeno Pahle Chuzi Ke Ghar Gaye Auruske Mom Dad Se Mulaqat Hui Kafi Der Tak Un Se Baten Hoti Rahi
Fir Hum Logwahan Se Nikal Aaye Bahut Der Ho Gayi Thi Wapsi Par Chuzi Sath Me Market Aayihum Logon Ne Thori Shoping Ki Fir Wo Chali Gayi Aur Hum Log Apne Ghar Aa Gaye
Ghar Akar Mainapne Kam Me Busy Ho Gayi Aur Shahnaz Tv Dekh Rahi Thi , Hum Logon Ne Dinnerkiya Aur Shahnaz Apne Room Me Chali Gayi Aur Main Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Main Chuzi Kikahi Hui Baton Ko Soch Rahi Thi Ho Sakta Hai Ki Us Ki Bat Sahi Ho Kyunki Chuzibahut Hi Hoshiyar Aur Advance Larki Thi.
Der Raat Ko Mainuth Kar Piche Gayi Kyunki Chuzi Ne Kaha Aur Main Us Ke Kahne Ke Mutabik Amalkarna Chahti Thi , Main Gayi Aur Kuch Der Tak Dekha Lekin Wahan Koi Nahi Aayato Main Laut Aayi Aur Wapas Akar Letgayi Shaizan Ke Msg Lagatar Aa Rahe the Unke Hasbe Dastoor Yunhi Jokes Aurdinuya Bhar Ke Masg Us Ke Sath Sath Bat Karne Ki Request Lekin Main Baat Nahikarna Chahti Thi .
Au Raise Hi Rozmain Piche Jakar Watch Karti Rahi Aur Roz Chuzi Ka Phone Aata Raha Aur Wopuchti Thi Ki Kya Hua Fir 2 Din Ke Baad Wo Log Dikhe Mujhe Aur Maine Jab Guardka Phone Milaya to Off Tha Uske Baad Fir Ek Din Dekha to Fir Maine Phone Milayato Fir Se Uska Phone Off Tha
Maine Chuzi Kobataya to Wo Boli Ki Ab to Ye Shak Yakeen Me Badal Raha Hai Ki Ye Guard Hi Haijo Wahan Aata Hai Acha Main Tumhare Ghar Aaungi Kal Fir Bat Karungi – Wo Boli
Wednesday - 12 April 2006
Aaj Shahnaz Kapaper Tha Main Usko Lekar College Gayi College Pahunchi to Chuzi Wahan Parpahle Hi Maujood Thi Us Ko Dekh Kar Shahnaz Bahut Khush Hui Fi Shahnaz Andarchali Gayi
Aur Main Chuzi Ke Sath Ghar Wapas a Gayi Gharaate Hi Maine Mobile Off Kar Diya Kyunki Aaj Paper Tha Shahnaz Ka Aur Ye Maineus Ko Batyaya Hua Tha Bas Kuch Hi Minute Me Uska Phone Aane Lagta Is Liye Mainephone Off Kar Diya
Maine Aur Chuzine Pani Piya Fir Maine Us Se Chai Ke Liye Pucha to Us Ne Mana Kar Diya Mainchaoi Peene Lagi Aur Wo Boli Ki Itni Garmi Me Chai Tum Hi Piyo Ye Kahte Hue Wocold Drink Nikal Kar Peene Lagi
Main Apne Roomme Aa Gayi Aur Chuzi Bhi Akar Bed Pe Baith Gayi Kuch Der Tak Chup Rahne Ke Bad Wo Boli
Kya Hua Koi Imargaya Kya Tumhari Colony Me – Wo Boli
Nai to Kyun Tum Aisa Kyun Puch Rahi Ho – Mainboli
Arey Tum Itnichup Jo Baithi Ho Is Liye Pucha Ki Shayad Koi Mar Gaya Hai Aur Tum Sog Manarahi Ho – Wo Boli
Maine Khinch Karuski Peeth Pe Takiya Mara Kitni Behudaho Tum – Main Boli Ab Koi Chup Baithe to Sog Mana Raha Hai
Arey Choro Yarye Batao Ki Ab Karna Kya Hai Us Guard Ka – Wo Boli
Guard Ka Kyakarna Hai Ye Main Kya Kahun Kyunki Is Tarah Se Kisi Natije Par Nahi Pahuncha Jasakta Na – Main Boli
Arey Yar Ab Bhitum Sure Nahi Ho Jab Ki Khud Check Kar Liya Ki Uska Mobile Off Rahta Hai Pahlewo Kharab Ho Gaya Tha Ab Kya Ho Gaya Us Ke Mobile Ko – Wo Boli
Acha Chalo Maanliya Ki Wo Guard Hai to Hum Kya Karenge Kya Usko Jakar Pakrenge – Main Boli
Nahi Lekin Yar Un Ko Benakab to Karna Chahiye Na Ki Wo Guard Kis Ko Lekar Aata Haiwahan – Chuzi Boli
Dekho Maintumhari Bat Man Rahi Hun Ki Wo Guard Hai Lekin Ab Farz Karo Ki Usko Kya Humpuchenge Kit Um Wahan Kya Karte Ho Aur Agar Koi Action Lenge to Bas Itna Hogaki Wo Yahan Se Hata Diya Jayega , Lekin Zara Socho Jab Wo Ye Jan Lega Ki Humlog Jante Hain Uske Bare Me to Kya Wo Hum Se Besharmi Nahi Karega Aur Mainyahan Apni Choti Bahan Ke Sath Rahti Hun Main Nahi Chahungi Ki Kisi Insaan Kasamna Karte Hue Mujhe Sharam Aaye – Main Boli
To Fir Itnimehnat Bekar Gayi Ab Tum Kuch Aur Kahne Lagi – Wo Thora Udas Hote Hue Boli
Nahi Dear Lekinye Socho Ki Hum Logon Se Kya Matlab Wo Kuch Bhi Karen Wo Jungle Me Jayen Whandoob Mare Ya Fir Koi Janwar Un Ko Kha Le Hum Se Kya Jo Jaisa Karega Waisabharega – Main Boli
Haan Ye to Sahikah Rahi Ho Tum – Wo Boli
Ab Agar Wo Guardhi Hai to Kya Pata Kis Ko Leke Aata Ho Us Ka Kisi Se Aafair Ho Sakta Hai , Yawo Aur Kisi Ko Bulata Ho Ye Uska Apna Personal Matter Hai Main Boli
Acha Wo Guardrahta Kahan Hai Us Ki Family Hai Ya Nahi Mera Matlab Wo Married Hai – Chuzi Nepucha
Ab Mujhe Kyapata Maine Usko Opoint Kiya Hai Kya Jo Mujhe Sab Malum Hoga – Main Boli
Acha Ruko Mainabhi Aati Hun – Ye Kahte Hue Chuzi Uth Kar Khari Hogayi
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho– Maine Pucha
Abhi Us Raatwale Guard Ki Kundli Leke Aati Hun – Wo Boli
Arey Lekin Kyazarurat Hai Aur Kis Se Jake Puchogi – Main Boli
Tum Chup Chapyahin Baitho – Wo Boli Aur Bahar Nikal Gayi , Main Soch Rahi Thi Ki Ab Ye Kahan Gayi Hai Aur Ye Kahin Us Guard Sekuch Ulta Sidha Na Puch Le Jo Us Ko Shak Ho Jaye – Main Yahi Sab Sochti Rahi
Ku Ch Hi Der Mechuzi Bhagti Hui Aur Kood Ke Bed Pe Giri Aur Boli – Hey Haha Ha Pata Kar Liya
Kya Pata Karliya – Maine Pucha
Wo Guard Raam Meyahan Duty Karta Hai Aur Aage Hi Court Ke Pas Ek Rented Room Me Rahta Haiaur Woe K Dukan Bhi Chalata Haiunmarried Hai Aur Us Ke Sath Uske Ganv Ka Hi Koi Rahta Hai Jo Uski Dukan Pe Kamkarta Hai – Wo Boli
Ok , to Ab Tumkya Khana Chahti Ho – Maine Pucha
Bas Yahi Ki Abshak 90% Yakeen Me Badal Chukka Hai Agar Uski Family Hoti Aur Wo Married Hotato Shak Keg Here Se Bahar Aa Sakta Tha Lekin Ab Nahi – Wo Boli
Han Ho Sakta Haiki Uska Kisi Se Affair Ho Ya Fir Wo Kisi Prostitute Ko Bulata Ho – Main Boli
Ho Sakta Hai –wo Boli Aaj Main Yahin Rukungi Tumhare Yahan Aur Dekhungi Agar Wo Log Aate Hainto Ab Guard Ko Pahchanne Ki Koshish Karo – Wo Boli
Maine Kuch Kahneke Liye Munh Khola Hi Tha Ki Wo Mujhe Bolne Se Rokti Hui Boli , Wahan Andherahota Hai Lekin Jab Kisi Ko Hum Pahle Se Hi Jant E Hain to Andhere Me Bhi Us Kodekh Kar Itna to Andaz Laga Sakte Hain Ki Wo Hai Ya Nahi – Wo Boli
Aur Ishar Tu Neun Logon Ko 2 Bar Dekha Kyat Um Ne Us Ko Pahchan Ne Ki Koshish Ki – Chuzi Nepucha
Maine Dhyan Nahidiya – Main Boli
Haan Tum Kaisedhyan De Sakti Ho Tumhara Dhyan to Unke Action Pe Rahta Hai Tum Khare Hoke Mazaleti Ho – Wo Behooda Ishare Karte Hueboli
Maine Usko Bahuttez Mara Aur Kuch Nahi Boli Main Let Gayi Aur Chuzi Bhi Let Gayi
Shahnaz Ko Lenejana Hai so Na Jana Kumbhkaran Ki Mausi – Wo Boli
Maine Koi Jawabnahi Diya Aur Leti Rahi Kuch Der Kikhamosh Rahne Ke Bad Maine Dekha to Wo Khud so Chuki Thi Main Bhi Sone Lagi Thi Kuch Hi Der Me Mujhebhi Nind Aa Gayi
Shahnaz Camerale Aayi Aur Chuzi Ne Khob Meri Dressnikal Kar Change Kar Kar Ke Khoob Pose Diye Bedroom Me Lounge Me Lawn Mekitchen Yahn Tak Ki Bathroom Me Bhi Lunch Time Tak Un Logon Ka Tamasha Chaltaraha Fir Hum Logon Ne Lunch Kiya Aur Seema Apne Ghar Chali Gayi
Chuzi Boli Kimujhe Ab Thora Aram Karna Hai Mujhe Nind Aa Rahi Hai , to Maine Shahnaz Se Kahaab Tum Bhi Thora Rest Lo Aur Apne Room Me Jao Shahnaz Apne Room Me Chali Gayi Aur Main Chuzi Ke Sath Apne Roomme Aa Gayi
Chuzi Bahutbahut Khamosh Baithi Hui Thi , Maine Us Se Pucha Kya Hua Tum Aur Is Tarahbaithi Ho , to Wo Boli Han Kyun ?
Kuch Nahi Lekintum Is Tarah Itni Serious Baith Tinahi Ho Na Aur Achi Bhi Nahi Lagti Ho Istarah Se – Main Boli
Arey Yarsharafat Se Chup Baitho to Bhi Tum Sab Logon Ko Problem Hoti Hai Aur Jab Boloto Bhi Problem Main Kya Karun – Wo Irritate Hote Hue Boli
Kuch Mat Karoaur Ye Batao Ki Kya Soch Rahi Ho – Main Ne Pucha
Kuch Nahi Yarbas Main Wahi Soch Rahi Hun Jungle Ke Janwaron Ke Bare Me Ye Kahte Hue Chuzi Fir Button Ko Dekhne Lagi
Main Us Ke Hathse Button Ko Chinte Hue Boli , Hatao Fenko Is Ko Tum Bhi Na Is Button Ko Lekarapne Ko Cid Officer Samajh Rahi Ho
Samajh Nahirahi Hun Ye Button Bahut Kuch Kar Rahahai Lo Isko Dekho Aur Is Pucho – Wo Button Mujhe Dete Hue Boli
Chuzi Dear Main Aap Ki Tarah Pagal Nahi Hun Jo Isbejan Button Se Baten Karun – Main Boli
Is Liye to Kahtihun Ki Apni in Sadi Hui Kitabon Ki Duniya Se Bahar Aao Agar Tum in Kitabon Kijagah Agar Wo Kitabe Parhti to Bahut Kuch Pata Hota Tum Ko – Wo Fir Se Ek Behuda Ishara Karte Hue Boli
Acha Apni Bakwasband Karo Aur Mujhe Pareshan Mat Karo –main Boli
Pareshan Kaunkar Raha Hai Tum Ko Tum to Pahle Se Hi Pareshan Aatma Ho , Acha Ye Button Kodekho Wo Button Mere Munh Ke Samne Karke Boli
Haan Dekh Rahihun – Tum Bolo Kya Kahna Chahti Ho – Maine Kaha
Ye Button Kischiz Ka Hai – Us Ne Pucha
Arey Ab Mujhekya Pata , Aur Ye Zaruri to Nahi Ye Button Un Me Se Hi Kisi Ka Ho Piche to Logkooda Kachra Bhi Fenk Dete Hain – Main Boli
Lekin Ye Kudekachre Se Nahi Mila Ye Us Jagah Se Mila Jahan Pew O Log Game Baja Rahe the – Woboli Aur Hansne Lagi
Uske in Alfazope Hansi Aana Lazmi Hai to Main Bhi Hans Rahi Thi
Dekho Is Tarahke Button Zyada Tar Branded Gents Patloon Me Lagaye Jate Hain Ya Fir Security Officer Kiya Aur Kisi Tarah Ki Uniform Me – Wo Boli
Uski Is Bat Komaine Suna Aur Fir Us Button Ko Dekha Aur Itni Der Me Pahli Bar Maine Uski Batko Serious Hote Hue Liya
Ab Ye Buttonkisi Patloon Ka Nahi Hai Kyunki Branded Pant Me Job Hi Button Lagaye Jayte Hainun Pe Company Ka Ya Product Ka Name Hota Hai Lekin Is Pe Kisi Ka Naam Nahi Hai –wo Button Ko Dekhte Hue Boli
Dikhao – Mainuske Hath Se Button Ko Lekar Dekhne Lagi , Han Is Pe to Koi Name Nahi Hai –maine Kaha
Is Ka Matlab Yebutton Kisi Ki Uniform Ka Hai – Wo Boli
Lekin Ye Buttonkisi Ke Coat Ka Bhi Ho Sakta Hai – Main Boli
Hmmmmm Ho Tosakta Hai Lekin Hai Nahi – Wo Boli
Kyun Kaise Nahihai Itna Sure Kyun Ho – Maine Pucha
Sure Is Liye Hunkyunki Coat Me Aaj Kal Aise Button Nahilagaye Jate Haan Bahut Pahle Lagte the Mere Papa Ke Bahut Se Purane Coat Padehue Hain Jinme Aise Button Lage Hue
The Lekin Unhone Apne Coat Ke Button Changekara Liye Kyunki Aaj Kal Ye Button Coat Me Bahut Bure Lagte Hain Ab Tumharikuch Samajh Me Aaya –wo Boli
Nahi Meri Kuchsamajh Me Nahi Aaya Kit Um Kya Kahna Chah Rahi Ho – Main Boli
Main Yeh Kahnachah Rahi Hun Ki Mere Papa Ke Jaisa Admi Bhi Aaj Kal Aise Button Coat Me Pasandnahi Karta to Fir Wo Kaise Pasand Kar Sakta Hai Jo Adhi Raat Ko Kisi Disriaurat Ke Sath Andhere Jungle Me Bum Chik Bum Kar Raha Ho – Wo Boli
Haan Ye Bat Tohai – Main Boli
To Iska Matlabye Ki Button Coat Ka Nahi Hai Aur Ye Uniform Ka Hai Ab Tum Socho Ki Yahan Peuniform Wala Kaun Aa Sakta Hai - Us Nepucha
Uniform Wala Topata Nahi Koi Bhi Ho Sakta Hai Kyunki Hum Ko Ye Bhi to Pata Nahi Aur Uniform to Bahut Tarah Ki Hoti Haincollege College Students Bhi Uniform Pahante Hain – Main Boli
Haan Lekin Thorasochne Ki Koshish Karo to Samajh Me Ayega – Wo Boli , Ab Zara Mere Kuch Sawalonke Jawab Do – Us Ne Kaha
Pucho – Mainboli
Jaisa Tum Nebataya Ki First Day Jab Tum Ne Dekha to Dar Gayi Thi Ab Ye Batao Ki Kyun Dargayi Thi Tum – Us Ne Pucha
Main Ne Socha Kishayad Ye Log Chor Ya Dakoo Hain Kyunki Rat Ko Aur Kaun Ho Sakta Tha – Mainboli
Fir Tum Ne Kyakiya – Wo Boli
Maine Revolvenikal Lii Thi Aur Guard Ko Phone Kar Rahi Thi Lekin Us Ka Phone Switch Off Tha– Main Boli
Arey Baap Rerevolver Man to Dar Gayi – Wo Natak Karte Hue Boli
Nautanki Matkaro Chuzi – Main Boli
Acha to Fir Tumne Kya Kiya Un Logon Ko Warn Kiya
Nahi Pahle Dinmaine Un Logon Ko Dekha Tha Aur Fir Wo Log Chale Gaye the Main Soch Rahi Kichor Daku Hain Is Liye Bahut Dari Hui Thi , Lekin Jab Un Logon Ko Dusri Bardekha To
Maine Fir Guard Ko Phone Kiya Lekin Us Ka Phone Fir Bhi Off Tha Tomain Ne Socha Ki Aaj in Pe Fire Kar Dungi Lekin Fir Chanak Un Logon Ka Yekaryakram Shuru Ho Gaya
Hmmm – Fir Tumne Kya Kiya – Wo Boli
Kuch Nahi Kiyamain Dar Rahi Thi Chor Daku Se Aur Ye Log Wo the Nahi to Maine Socha in Sedarne Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi
Ye Log to Pahle Se Hi Dare Hue Hain Aur Chup Karyahan Aa Rahe Hainto in Se Hamari Jaanmaal Ko Koi Nuksan Nahi Ho Sakta Ye Soch Kar Main Khamosh Ho Gayi – Main Boli
Ok Acha Fir Tumkya in Logon Ko Roz Dekhti Thi Aur Dekh Dekh Kar – Wo Fir Ek Funny Sa Bhaddaishara Karte Hue Boli
Chup Karbewakuf Main Roz Nahi Dekhti Thi Abkibar to Maine in Logon Ko Bahut Din Ke Baad Dekha Hai Ab Pata Nahi Ye Regularaate Hain Ya Fir Nahi – Main Boli
Ab Tum Ko Buttonki Kahani Samajh Me Aa Rahi Hai – Wo Boli
Nahi Kaisikahani – Main Boli
Arey Bewakufpahle Din Guard Ka Mobile Off Tha Nexttime Bhi Off Tha Aur Ye Button Uniform Ka Kya Guard Uniform Nahi Pahanta Kya Yeguard Ki Uniform Ka Button Nahi Ho Sakta ,
Aur Uske Mobile Off Hone Ki Bat Isbat Ki Tasdeek Karti Hai Ki Gurad Hi Wahan Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai
Mera Munh Khulaka Khula Rah Gaya Aur Main Bahut Hairani Se Chuzi Ko Dekh Rahi Thi Kuch Palontak Main Sochti Rahi Fir Boli
Lekin Is Se Yeto Sabit Nahi Ki Gurad Wahan Ho Usne Bataya Tha Ki Mobile Khrab Ho Gaya Tha Aurrahi Bat Button Ki Ye Koi Badi Bat Nahi Hai – Main Boli
Tum Bahut Badina.
Bewakuf Hun –main Uski Bat Ke Beech Me Hi Boli
Nahi Yaar Tumbahut Sidhi Ho Really Tum Bahut Sidhi Ho Aur Tum Sab Ko Bhi Sidha Shareefsamajhti Ho Is Liye Tum Aisa Kah Rahi Ho,
Main Ye Nahi Kah Rahi Ki Guard Wahan Tha Lekin Mere Kahne Ka Matlab E Hai Kimera Pura Shak Guard Pe Hi Hai , Tum Nekaha Ki Button Koi Badi Bat Nahi , Thik Hai Main Manti Hun , Lekin Mobile Offhona Badi Bat Hai ,
Wo Kaise – Mainboli
Kyunki Wo Log Jokarte Hain Wahan Par Us Kaam Ke Bich Me Koi Bhi Admi Kisi Trah Ka Disturbancenahi Chahta Is Liye Wo Mobile Off Kar Leta Hai – Wo Boli
Pata Nahi – Mainkandhe Uchakate Hue Munh Banakar Boli
Haan Tum Ko Nahipata Hoga , Kya Tumne Kabhi Sex Kiya Hai – Us Ne Pcuha
Tumhara Dimaghkharab Ho Gaya Hai Kya – Main Boli
Nahi , Lekinmain Janti Hun Kyunki Maine Sex Kiya Hai Is Liye Ye Bat Kah Rahi Hun – Wo Boli
Kyaaaaaaaa –meri Hairani Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Tha , tum Ne Sex Kiya
Haan Kayi Barkiya – Wo Boli
Kis Ke Sath Kabaur Kaise – Main Boli
Waaah Ahacuriousty to Dekho Kitni Betabi Se Puch Rhai Hain Sahiba , - Wo Ankhne Nachatihui Boli , Wo Dusri Bat Hai Yahan Par Meri Sexual Life Ki Bat Nahi Ho Rahi Haiwo Sab Fir Kabhi Bataungi – Wo Boli
Ok – Main Boli
Ab Is Liye Merashak Gurad Pe Hai Aur Koi Bhi Investigation Shak Ke Hi Adhaar Pe Hoti Hai –chuzi Boli
Ho Sakta Hailekin Main Kuch Nahi Kah Sakti – Mainekaha
Ab Hum Logon Koguard Ko Check Karna Hai – Wo Boli
Kaise Checkkarogi Kya Raat Me Uske Piche Piche Jaogi – Main Boli
Nahi , Lekin Yebutton to Abhi Chalo Dekh Ke Ati Hun Chalo Mere Sath Bahar Tak – Wo Boli
Arey Lekin Worat Waa Guard Is Waqt Nahi Hoga – Mainboli
Nahi Hoga Lekinjo Bhi Hoga Wo Apni Unioform Me to Hoga Na Is Button Se Ye to Pata Chalega Ki Ye Us Match Karta Haiya Nahi – Wo Boli
Ok Chalo – Mainboli Aur Uske Sath Room Se Bhar a Gai , maine Shahnaz Ko Dekha to Wo so Rahi Thi , Amin Chuzi Ke Sath Bahr Nikal Aayi Aur Guard Ke Cabin Kesamne Se Nikli To
Chuzi Guard Ko Awazdekar Uske Cabin Ka Darwaza Kholkar Us Se Bat Karne Lagi , Main Bhi Saht Me Thi
Chuzi Ne Us Sepucha Abhi Yahan Koi Aaya to Nahi Tha Bike Se Koi Aged Admi
Nahi Koi Nahiaaya Tha Madam – Wo Bola
Acha Agarkoi Aged Admi Aaye to Inke Yahan Bhej Dena Mere Papa Aane Walemujhe Pick Karne Ke Liye – Wo Boli
Ok Madam – Wo Bola
Chzi Bahar Aagayi Aur Hum Dono Bahar Ki Taraf Chal Diye Wo Mujh Se Boli Same Button Hai Dearagar Hum Log Subah Aa Gaye Hote to Fir Ye Sabit Ho Gaya Hota Ki Ye Buttonuska Hai Ya Nahi – Wo Boli
Haan Lekin Uskeliye Hum Ko Subah Se Pahle Jungle Me Jana Hota Button Lene Ke Liye – Main Boli
Arey Yar Tum Tohar Baat Me Itna Kahkar Wo Pair Patakti Hui Ghar Ki Taraf Chal Dii Wo Bahut Teztez Aage Aage Chalti Hui Aa Gayi Aur Main Uske Piche Thi
Ghar Akar Humlog Fir Apne Room Me Aa Gaye to Wo Mujhe Se Boli Dekho Button Bilkul Uskiuniform Ke Button Se Match Kar Raha Hai Aura B Aage Tum Ko Check Karna Hai – Woboli
Kaise Checkkarna Hai – Mainekaha
Dekho Ab Tum Kodaily Wahan Jakar Khirki Pe Dekhna Hoga Aur Jab Wo Log Dikhayi De to Tum Guardka Number Dial Karna Agar Number Off Jata Hai to Samjho Ki Guard Hi Hai – Woboli
Thik Hai to Tumaaj Bhi Ruka Na Fir Dekhte Hain –main Boli
Aisa Karo Kimere Papa Ko Phone Karo Aur Kaho Ki Chuzi Ko Maine God Le Liya Hai Ab Wo Yahinrahegi – Wo Boli
Wo Bat Nahi Hailekin Agar Tum Ruko to Tumhare Papa Mana Nahi Karenge - Maine Kaha
Haan Yar Mananahi Karenge Lekin Tum to Janti Ho Na Ki Mom Kuch Karti Nahi Hain Unko Problemhai Ab Mere Ghar Pe Na Hone Se Harsh Ko Aur Papa Ko Sara Kaam Karna Hota Hogaab Tum Batao Kya Ye Acha Lagega Mujhe
Nahi Yar Yebilkul Acha Nahi Lagega – Main Boli
Ab Papa Mujhejane Dete Hain Ye Unki Sharafat Hai Lekin Apna Bhi Koi Farz Banta Hai Ki Nahi –wo Boli
Haan Banta Tohai Yaar Tum Is Tarah Se Bhi Sochti Ho Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha – Main Boli Aur Kaskar Usko Gale Se Laga Liya
Main Sab Tarahse Sochti Hun Aur Sab Ke Liye Sochti Hun – Wo Boli
Bahut Achi Baathai – Main Boli
Thik Hai Fir Abtum Un Logon Ko Dekhna Zarur Aur Uska Number Try Karna , Ab Mujhe Thora Aaramkarne Do Free Me Case Solved Kara Liya Aur Dimagh Khaya so Alag Ye Kahte Hue Wodhaam Se Let Gayi
Main Bina Kuchbole Bina Let Gayi Aur Thori Der Ke Badmujhe Nind Aa Gayi , Jab Main Uthi to Sham Ke 5 Baj Rahe the Maine Chuzi Kouthaya Aur Hum Log Bahar Aakar Sofe Pe Baith Gaye
Chuzi Gayi Aurus Ne Shahnaz Ko Jaga Diya Aur Hum Teeno Log Lawn Me Aakar Baith Gaye Aur Chaipeene Lage
Chuzi Boli Ki Abmujhe Jana Hai
Lekin Kaisejaogi – Main Boli
Jaise Aayi Thiwaise Jaungi – Wo Boli
Bibbi Hum Logbhi Chalte Hain Na Didi Ko Drop Bhi Kar Denge Aur Aur Market Bhi , Wo Apni Adat Ke Mutabik Apne Hathon Kojodkar Let to Roght Reight to Lefthilati Hui Boli
Market Me Kya Hai Kya Lena Hai Aap Ko – Mainboli
Kuch Nahi Basyunhi – Wo Boli
Chuzi Ne Kuchkahne Ke Liye Apna Munh Khola Lekin Maine Uso Bolne Se Rok Diya Jis Pe Usnebahut Bura Munh Banaya
Hum Log Taiyarho Gaye Aur Chuzi Ne Scooty Sambhal Lii Hum Teeno Pahle Chuzi Ke Ghar Gaye Auruske Mom Dad Se Mulaqat Hui Kafi Der Tak Un Se Baten Hoti Rahi
Fir Hum Logwahan Se Nikal Aaye Bahut Der Ho Gayi Thi Wapsi Par Chuzi Sath Me Market Aayihum Logon Ne Thori Shoping Ki Fir Wo Chali Gayi Aur Hum Log Apne Ghar Aa Gaye
Ghar Akar Mainapne Kam Me Busy Ho Gayi Aur Shahnaz Tv Dekh Rahi Thi , Hum Logon Ne Dinnerkiya Aur Shahnaz Apne Room Me Chali Gayi Aur Main Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Main Chuzi Kikahi Hui Baton Ko Soch Rahi Thi Ho Sakta Hai Ki Us Ki Bat Sahi Ho Kyunki Chuzibahut Hi Hoshiyar Aur Advance Larki Thi.
Der Raat Ko Mainuth Kar Piche Gayi Kyunki Chuzi Ne Kaha Aur Main Us Ke Kahne Ke Mutabik Amalkarna Chahti Thi , Main Gayi Aur Kuch Der Tak Dekha Lekin Wahan Koi Nahi Aayato Main Laut Aayi Aur Wapas Akar Letgayi Shaizan Ke Msg Lagatar Aa Rahe the Unke Hasbe Dastoor Yunhi Jokes Aurdinuya Bhar Ke Masg Us Ke Sath Sath Bat Karne Ki Request Lekin Main Baat Nahikarna Chahti Thi .
Au Raise Hi Rozmain Piche Jakar Watch Karti Rahi Aur Roz Chuzi Ka Phone Aata Raha Aur Wopuchti Thi Ki Kya Hua Fir 2 Din Ke Baad Wo Log Dikhe Mujhe Aur Maine Jab Guardka Phone Milaya to Off Tha Uske Baad Fir Ek Din Dekha to Fir Maine Phone Milayato Fir Se Uska Phone Off Tha
Maine Chuzi Kobataya to Wo Boli Ki Ab to Ye Shak Yakeen Me Badal Raha Hai Ki Ye Guard Hi Haijo Wahan Aata Hai Acha Main Tumhare Ghar Aaungi Kal Fir Bat Karungi – Wo Boli
Wednesday - 12 April 2006
Aaj Shahnaz Kapaper Tha Main Usko Lekar College Gayi College Pahunchi to Chuzi Wahan Parpahle Hi Maujood Thi Us Ko Dekh Kar Shahnaz Bahut Khush Hui Fi Shahnaz Andarchali Gayi
Aur Main Chuzi Ke Sath Ghar Wapas a Gayi Gharaate Hi Maine Mobile Off Kar Diya Kyunki Aaj Paper Tha Shahnaz Ka Aur Ye Maineus Ko Batyaya Hua Tha Bas Kuch Hi Minute Me Uska Phone Aane Lagta Is Liye Mainephone Off Kar Diya
Maine Aur Chuzine Pani Piya Fir Maine Us Se Chai Ke Liye Pucha to Us Ne Mana Kar Diya Mainchaoi Peene Lagi Aur Wo Boli Ki Itni Garmi Me Chai Tum Hi Piyo Ye Kahte Hue Wocold Drink Nikal Kar Peene Lagi
Main Apne Roomme Aa Gayi Aur Chuzi Bhi Akar Bed Pe Baith Gayi Kuch Der Tak Chup Rahne Ke Bad Wo Boli
Kya Hua Koi Imargaya Kya Tumhari Colony Me – Wo Boli
Nai to Kyun Tum Aisa Kyun Puch Rahi Ho – Mainboli
Arey Tum Itnichup Jo Baithi Ho Is Liye Pucha Ki Shayad Koi Mar Gaya Hai Aur Tum Sog Manarahi Ho – Wo Boli
Maine Khinch Karuski Peeth Pe Takiya Mara Kitni Behudaho Tum – Main Boli Ab Koi Chup Baithe to Sog Mana Raha Hai
Arey Choro Yarye Batao Ki Ab Karna Kya Hai Us Guard Ka – Wo Boli
Guard Ka Kyakarna Hai Ye Main Kya Kahun Kyunki Is Tarah Se Kisi Natije Par Nahi Pahuncha Jasakta Na – Main Boli
Arey Yar Ab Bhitum Sure Nahi Ho Jab Ki Khud Check Kar Liya Ki Uska Mobile Off Rahta Hai Pahlewo Kharab Ho Gaya Tha Ab Kya Ho Gaya Us Ke Mobile Ko – Wo Boli
Acha Chalo Maanliya Ki Wo Guard Hai to Hum Kya Karenge Kya Usko Jakar Pakrenge – Main Boli
Nahi Lekin Yar Un Ko Benakab to Karna Chahiye Na Ki Wo Guard Kis Ko Lekar Aata Haiwahan – Chuzi Boli
Dekho Maintumhari Bat Man Rahi Hun Ki Wo Guard Hai Lekin Ab Farz Karo Ki Usko Kya Humpuchenge Kit Um Wahan Kya Karte Ho Aur Agar Koi Action Lenge to Bas Itna Hogaki Wo Yahan Se Hata Diya Jayega , Lekin Zara Socho Jab Wo Ye Jan Lega Ki Humlog Jante Hain Uske Bare Me to Kya Wo Hum Se Besharmi Nahi Karega Aur Mainyahan Apni Choti Bahan Ke Sath Rahti Hun Main Nahi Chahungi Ki Kisi Insaan Kasamna Karte Hue Mujhe Sharam Aaye – Main Boli
To Fir Itnimehnat Bekar Gayi Ab Tum Kuch Aur Kahne Lagi – Wo Thora Udas Hote Hue Boli
Nahi Dear Lekinye Socho Ki Hum Logon Se Kya Matlab Wo Kuch Bhi Karen Wo Jungle Me Jayen Whandoob Mare Ya Fir Koi Janwar Un Ko Kha Le Hum Se Kya Jo Jaisa Karega Waisabharega – Main Boli
Haan Ye to Sahikah Rahi Ho Tum – Wo Boli
Ab Agar Wo Guardhi Hai to Kya Pata Kis Ko Leke Aata Ho Us Ka Kisi Se Aafair Ho Sakta Hai , Yawo Aur Kisi Ko Bulata Ho Ye Uska Apna Personal Matter Hai Main Boli
Acha Wo Guardrahta Kahan Hai Us Ki Family Hai Ya Nahi Mera Matlab Wo Married Hai – Chuzi Nepucha
Ab Mujhe Kyapata Maine Usko Opoint Kiya Hai Kya Jo Mujhe Sab Malum Hoga – Main Boli
Acha Ruko Mainabhi Aati Hun – Ye Kahte Hue Chuzi Uth Kar Khari Hogayi
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho– Maine Pucha
Abhi Us Raatwale Guard Ki Kundli Leke Aati Hun – Wo Boli
Arey Lekin Kyazarurat Hai Aur Kis Se Jake Puchogi – Main Boli
Tum Chup Chapyahin Baitho – Wo Boli Aur Bahar Nikal Gayi , Main Soch Rahi Thi Ki Ab Ye Kahan Gayi Hai Aur Ye Kahin Us Guard Sekuch Ulta Sidha Na Puch Le Jo Us Ko Shak Ho Jaye – Main Yahi Sab Sochti Rahi
Ku Ch Hi Der Mechuzi Bhagti Hui Aur Kood Ke Bed Pe Giri Aur Boli – Hey Haha Ha Pata Kar Liya
Kya Pata Karliya – Maine Pucha
Wo Guard Raam Meyahan Duty Karta Hai Aur Aage Hi Court Ke Pas Ek Rented Room Me Rahta Haiaur Woe K Dukan Bhi Chalata Haiunmarried Hai Aur Us Ke Sath Uske Ganv Ka Hi Koi Rahta Hai Jo Uski Dukan Pe Kamkarta Hai – Wo Boli
Ok , to Ab Tumkya Khana Chahti Ho – Maine Pucha
Bas Yahi Ki Abshak 90% Yakeen Me Badal Chukka Hai Agar Uski Family Hoti Aur Wo Married Hotato Shak Keg Here Se Bahar Aa Sakta Tha Lekin Ab Nahi – Wo Boli
Han Ho Sakta Haiki Uska Kisi Se Affair Ho Ya Fir Wo Kisi Prostitute Ko Bulata Ho – Main Boli
Ho Sakta Hai –wo Boli Aaj Main Yahin Rukungi Tumhare Yahan Aur Dekhungi Agar Wo Log Aate Hainto Ab Guard Ko Pahchanne Ki Koshish Karo – Wo Boli
Maine Kuch Kahneke Liye Munh Khola Hi Tha Ki Wo Mujhe Bolne Se Rokti Hui Boli , Wahan Andherahota Hai Lekin Jab Kisi Ko Hum Pahle Se Hi Jant E Hain to Andhere Me Bhi Us Kodekh Kar Itna to Andaz Laga Sakte Hain Ki Wo Hai Ya Nahi – Wo Boli
Aur Ishar Tu Neun Logon Ko 2 Bar Dekha Kyat Um Ne Us Ko Pahchan Ne Ki Koshish Ki – Chuzi Nepucha
Maine Dhyan Nahidiya – Main Boli
Haan Tum Kaisedhyan De Sakti Ho Tumhara Dhyan to Unke Action Pe Rahta Hai Tum Khare Hoke Mazaleti Ho – Wo Behooda Ishare Karte Hueboli
Maine Usko Bahuttez Mara Aur Kuch Nahi Boli Main Let Gayi Aur Chuzi Bhi Let Gayi
Shahnaz Ko Lenejana Hai so Na Jana Kumbhkaran Ki Mausi – Wo Boli
Maine Koi Jawabnahi Diya Aur Leti Rahi Kuch Der Kikhamosh Rahne Ke Bad Maine Dekha to Wo Khud so Chuki Thi Main Bhi Sone Lagi Thi Kuch Hi Der Me Mujhebhi Nind Aa Gayi
