Update 74
Ye Bat Mujhe Bhibahut Lagi Maine Socha Chalo Abhi Chutiyan Hai Mama Se Mil Aati Hun Kyunki Mamichal Fir Nahi Sakti Thi Aur Unka Sirf Ek Hi Beta Baki Tha Mama Bhi Bilkul Toot Chuke The
Khair Maine Shahnazko Bataya Aur Main Uske Sath Mama Ke Ghar Jane Ki Taiyari Karne Lagi Aur Main Shahnaz Ke Sath M. P. Ke Ek Badeshahar Pahunch Gayi
Mama Mami Humdono Ko Dekh Kar Bahut Khush Hue Shahnaz Ko Unhone Bahut Pahle Dekha Tha Uskedekhte Hi Bole Arey Ye to Badi Ho Gayi Hamari Bachiyon Ko Kisi Ki Nazar Na Lageye Kahte Hue Mami Rone Lagi
Mama Ne Un Kosamjahya Main Bhi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Shahnaz Kisi Bhi Tarah Se Upset Ho Jayeaur Usko Ye Na Mahsoos Ho Ki Koi Problem Me Hum Log Aa Gaye Hain
Mama Ke Bête Aurunki Bahu Se Mulaqat Hui Wo Bahut Hi Cute Si Larki Thi Kuch Hi Der Ki Bat Chitme Hi Uski Hum Se Kam Aur Shahnaz Se Bahut Hi Zyada Dosti Ho Gayi
Raat Ko Diner Kebad Shahnaz so Gayi Thi Main Bhi Mami Ke Pas Baithi Baten Kar Rahi Thi Lekinkoi Sone Ki Taiyari Nahi Ho Rahi Thi Rat Ke 12:00 Baje Mama Ki Bahu Mujh Sechai Ke Liye Puchne Aayi
To Maine Mama Sepucha Abhi Koi so Nahi Raha Aap Ke Yahan Wo Bole Beta Ye Dono Husband Wifebahut Kaam Karte Hain Humne Yahan Ye Ghar Liya Aur Is Me Hi Log Coaching Aur Computercenter Chalate Hain Der Raat Tak Donokaam Karte Hain Kyun Ki Ab Main Bhi Kuch Nahi Kar Pata Aur Tumhari Mami to Apnepair H Kho Chuki Hain
Mujhe Bahut Ronaaa Raha Tha Lekin Main Chup Thi
Tabhi Mama Ke Bêteke Mobile Baja to Mama Ne Dant Diya Ki Rat Ko Mobile Off Kar Do Ab , Wo Ji Papabol Kar Wahan Se Bhag Gaya
Fir Maine Mamamami Se Bat Ki Unki Dastaan Sun Ne Ke Baad Kaleja Munh Ko Aane Laga Jab Mainsun Nahi Pa Rahi Thi to Pata Nahi Unhone Kaise Sab Dekha Hoga
Mere Mama Ke 2aur Bhai the Inko Mila Kar 3 Bhai the Mama Ki 2 Larkiyan Aur 1 Larka Tha Baki 2ki Bhi 4 Betiya 2 Bete the Lekin 2002gujraat Riot Me Sab Log Mare Gaye Mami Ke Pair Kat Gaye Mama Bhi Bahut Zakhmihue Sab Kuch Khatam Ho Gaya
Main Yahan Parwo Sab Detail Me Nahi Likhna Chahti , Bas Bach Gaya to Unka Beta Jo Ki Dusrecity Me Study Kar Raha Tha , Kaise Fir Un Logon Ki Jan Bachi Aur Kaise Survivekiya Aur Gujrat Chor Kar Wo Yahan Apne Bête Ke Pas Aa Gaye Aur Fir Yahin Rahnelage Yahi Sab Baten Main Mama Mami Ke Munh Se Sun Rahi Thi
Main Whan Bahutdin Tak Ruki Bahut Acha Lag Raha Tha Apne Bade Buzurgon Ke Sath Rahkar Lekinapne Ghar Chorkar Wahan Nahi Rah Sakti Thi Maine Mama Se Kaha Ki Aap Log Mereyahan Chale Aaiye Koi Bhi to Nahi Hai Sab Log Sath Me Rahenge Lekin Wo Nahimane Ghairat Aur Unka Bada Hona Shayad Iski Wajah Thi Ya Kuch Aur Main Nahijanti
Lekin Wahan Itnedin Rukne Ke Bad Maine Sirf Itna Dekha Ek Bata Hai Jo 2 Zinda Lashon Ka Bojhutha Raha Hai Jinki Rooh to Parvaaz Kar Chuki Thi Lekin Pata Nahi Kyun Jismbaki The
Kya Insaan Itnabhi Gir Sakta Hai Ki Wo Insaan Hokar Insaan Ke Sath Intehayi Darja Wahshiyanasulook Kar Sakta Hai Ye Sab Main Un Logon Ke Munh Se Sun Chuki Thi
Mere Mama Mami Ko Pata Nahi Mobile Se Kyu Sakht Nafratthi Unko Larkiyon Ke Hath Me Khas Taur Par Mobile Pasand Nahi Tha Aur Unki Bahubhi Un Se Chupa Kr Hi Mobile Use Kartithi , Isliye Shahnaz Ka Mobile to Off Karke Maine Bag Me Rakhwa Diya Tha Kyunki Usko Zarurat Nahi Thi
Lekin Main Bhichupa Kar Hi Mobile Rakhti Thi Mere Mama Mujhe Kuch Nahi Kahte the Kyun Kiunke Hisab Se Main Mobile Use Kar Sakti Thi Kyun Ki Main Hi Apne Ghar Kimukhiya Thi
Lekin Fir Bhimain Bahut Khyal Rakhti Thi , Raat Ko Jab Main Sone Chali to Dekha Ki Bahut Semsg the Chuzi Ke Aur Shaizan Ke Chuzi Ki to Bahut Si Miss Call Thi Maine Uskophone Kiya Aur Bat Ki Usne Pucha Ka Baa Rahi Ho to Maine Bataya Ki Kal Mainyahan Se Niklungi Aur Fir Aake Mulakat Karti Hun
Shaizan Ko Mainekuch Msg Ra Reply Diya to Uski Wahi Besuri Badtamizi Ki Baten Aur Kuch Nahi Islile Maine Koi Zyada Bat Nahi Ki Aur Mobile Off Kar Ke so Gayi
Next Day Mainwahan Se Apne Ghar Ke Liye Chal Dii Aurapne Ghar Aa Gayi
Ghar Akar Patachala Ki Seema Aur Shahnaz Ka Result Aa Chuka Hai Dono Bahut Ache Marks Ke Sathpas Ho Gayi Thi ,
Seema Aur Uski Mom Dono Mere Pas Aayi Mithayi Leke Main Bahutkhush Hui Un Dono Ko Khush Dekh Kar , Aunty Ne Seema Ki Kamiyabi Ka Sara Creditmujhe Hi De Dala Jab Ki Ye Sahi Nahi Tha , Maine Nahi Aunty Ye Seema Ki Khud Kimehnat Ka Natija Hai
Aunty Ne Mujhebahut Duayen Diin Ghareeb Ke Pas Kuch Nahi Hota Siwaye Dua Ke , Jab Ek Sael Ke Kashkool Me Ek Sikka Dala to Patachala Is Grah Daur Me Bhi Duayen Kitni Sasti Hain
Mujhe Wapas Aaye3 – 4 Roz Ho Chuke The
Wednesday 28 June 2006
Aaj Main Subahapne Waqt Pe Hi Uthi Garmi Ke Mausam Me Koi Bhi Subah Ser Tak Nahi Sota Siwayeshahnaz Ke , Hum Log Lunch Ki Taiyari Kar Rahe the Ki Tabhi Chuzi Aa Gayi
Us Ko Dekh Karmain Boli Tum Is Waqt Kaise Nazil Hho Gayi
Kya Ho Gayi , What Do U Mean Hindi Me Bolo Hameshalatin Bolti Rahti Ho – Wo Jhunjhla Kar Boli
Main Us Ki Halatdekh Kar Muskura Rahi Thi Maine Usko Pani Pilaya Aur Fir Sharbat Diya Tab Kahinjakar Wo Kuch Normal Hui
Maine Pucha Tumis Waqt Kaise Aa Gayi Itni Dhoop Me Is Qadar Garmi Ho Rahi Hai Ye Koi Waqt Hainikalne Ka – Main Boli
Mujhe Ye Waqtpaqt Na Sikhao Mujhe Aana Tha Main Aa Gayi Fir Hum Logon Ne Sath Me Hi Lunchkiya Aur Baten Karne Lage Shahnaz Chuzi Ko Bata Rahi Thi Ki Mama Ke Wahan Gayethe Wahan Ye Hua Khub Maza Aaya Meribhabi Bahut Achi Hain , Ye Hai Wo Hai Yahi Sab Baten Kar Ke Wo Hum Logon Ka Time Pas Kar Rahi Thi
Fir Chuzi Nekaha Acha Ab Main Thak Gayi Hun Mujhe Aaram Karna Hai ,
Thik Hai Didiaap Aram Karo Main Bhi Ab Ja Rahi Hun Apne Room Me Ye Kahte Hue Wo Uth Karchali Gayi
Us Ke Jate Hichuzi Let Gayi Kuch Der Tak Khamoshrahnene Ke Bad Main Boli Aur Batao Chuzi Itne Din Kahan Laga Diye Tum Ne Sabthik Thak to Tha
Haa Yar Sab Thikhi Hai Bas Kuch Shadiyan Thi Is Liye Paap Gaye Hue the ,
Aur Sala Wo Kya Hai Naki Larki Badi Ho Jaye to Sab Ko Problem Hone Lagti Hai Is Liye Mujhe Bulayagaya Tha Ki Shadi Me Mujhe Kuch Log Dekhna Chahte Hain – Wo Boli
Ooooh to Ye Bathai Matlab Chuzi Ko Dekhne Wale Aaye the Ab Sharafat Se Ye Bhi Bata Do Kidekhne Wale the Ya Fir Sirf Dekhne Wala Tha – Main Us Ki Khinchayi Karte Hueboli
Chup Raho Yar –wo Wala Nahi Tha Wale Hi The
To Is Me Itnachidhne Ki Kya Bat Hai – Main Boli , Sab Ke Parents Yahi Chahte Hain Ki Unkibeti Sath Izzat Ke Ghar Se Rukhsat Ho Jaye Aur Us Ko Koi Acha Jeevan Sathi Miljaye
Jeevan Sathi Kimaa Ki Wo Dant Peste Hue Boli Main Apneghar Me Hun Mera Bojh Mere Parents Utha Rahe Hain Na Un Ko Koi Problem Nahilekin Ye Saale Rishtedar Logon Ko Kyun Khujli Hoti Hai
Wo Jal Bhun Karbol Rahi Thi
Hota Hai Dear Isme Tum Itna Pareshan Na Ho Ye Dastur Hai Duniya Ka , Ab Mujhe Hi Sab Log Advisedete Hain Ki Main Shadi Kar Lun Age Ho Gayi Kab Tak Baithi Rahungi Fir Kaunpuchega
Haan Ab Tum Agrshadi Kar Lo to Shahnaz Ka Kya Hoga Kya Shadi Ke Bad Tum Uski Itni Care Karpaogi Uski to Zindagi Narak Ho Jayegi Yesaala Koi Rishtedar Nahi Sochta Hoga – Wo Beech Me Meri Bat Ko Katte Hue Boli
Shaant Ho Jaolady Mogambo – Maine Kaha Acha Choro Ye Bat Mujhe Pata Hai Tumhare Papa Kikhushi Tumhari Khushi Me Hai , Wo Wahi Karenge Jo Aap Kahogi Un Se
Haan Ye to Hailekin Fir Bhi Yar Main Abhi Apne Ghar Se Nahi Jana Chahti – Wo Boli
Kya Koi Pasandhai Tumhari – Maine Pucha
Nahi Koi Nahimujhe Wahi Pasand Hoga Jisko Mammi Papa Mere Liye Pasand Kar Lenge – Wo Boli
Ye to Bahut Achibat Hai Main Boli , Kyun Ki Tumhare Parents Se Acha Tumhare Bare Me Koi Nahisoch Sakta – Main Boli
Haan Ye to Hai –wo Boli - Lekin Main Soch Rahi Hun Kipahle Mera Bhai Kuch Karne Lage Aur Uski Shadi Ho Jaye Tab Main Apne Ghar Jaunwarna Meri Maa Ka Kya Hoga ,
Mera Bhai Zimmedar Hai Lekin Wo Hum Larkiyo Kitarah Ghar Me Nahi Baith Sakta Na , Is Liye Yar Bas Main Thora Pareshan Thi
Arey to Is Mepareshan Hone Ki Kya Bat Hai Koi Tumhari Shadi Zabardasti Nahi Kara Raha Haiaur Rahi Bat Dekhne Ki to Bahut Log Aate Hain Dekhne Ke Liye Sab Se Shadi Nahikar Li Jati Tum Befikar Raho – Main Boli
Thik Hai Yar –wo Machalti Hui Boli Wo Bed Pe Ek Sire Se Dusre Sire Tak Machal Rahi Thi
Ye Kya Kar Rahiho – Main Boli
Kuch Nahi Itnabada Bed Hai to Chahe Jaise Leto Machlo Angraiyan Lo – Wo Boli , Acha Kab Takis Double Bed Pe Single Leto Gi Kisi Ko to Bulao Kabhi – Wo Ishra Karte Hueboli
Chup Raho Achawarna Abhi Bataungi Tum Ko Bewakuf Kahin Ki – Main Boli
Us Hareesh Guardke Bare Me Kya Khyal Hai – Wo Fir Se Chidhate Hue Boli
Maine Bahut Tezusko Takiya Mara Wo Thori Der Tak Khamoshi Se Leti Rahi Fir Boli
Acha Ye Batao Wopiche Walon Ka Kya Raha Jo Maine Kaha Tha Waisa Kiya – Us Ne Pucha
Haan Lekin Wo 2din Hi Mujhe Dikhe the Us Ke Bad Main Chali Gayi Thi – Maine Kaha
Hmm to Chalo Aajse Fir Nigrani Ki Jaye Un Ki , Kyun Ki Ye to Pata Hai Ki Admi Kaun Hai Ab Sirf Yemalum Karna Hai Ki Aurat Kaun Hai Wo Baki Ke 2 Log Aur Kaun Hain ,
Is Ke Liyeab Roz Dekho Aur Ye Dhyan Rakhna Hai Ki Wo Kin Days Me Ate Hain Aur Week Mekitne Din Aate Hain – Wo Boli
Thik Hai Mainekaha – Aur Fir Mujh Se Baten Karti Hui Wo so Gayi
Chuzi Rat Komere Yahan Ruki Hum Sab Ne Sath Me Hi Dinner Kiya Chuzi Aa Jane Se Bahut Achalagta Tha Pata Nahi Kyun Us Ko Mere Ghar Me Bahut Acha Lagta Tha Aur Mujhe Uskeane Se Bahut Khushi Milti Thi Lagta Hi Nahi Tha Ki Chuzi Yahan Aayi Hai Mujheyahi Feel Hota Tha Jaise Wo Is Ghar Ki Hi Member Hai
Der Rat Ko Chuziboli Chalo Dekha Jaye , Main Uske Sath Gayi to Koi Nahi Tha Lekin Fir Dobarajab Hum Log Gaye to Wo Dono Wahan the , Chuzi Dekhne Lagi Maine Kaha Chalo Abkya Dekhna Hai , Wo Boli Ruko Na Yar Dekhne Do
Acha Tum Dekhomain Ja Rahi Hun Ye Kahkar Main Wahan Se Chali Aayi Aur Akar Let Gayi , Chuzibahut Der Ke Bad Wapas Aayi ,
Chale Gaye Wolog – Wo Boli Aur Apna Lower Utar Kar Fenk Kar Wo Panty Me Hi Bathroom Me Ghusgayi , Aur Bahut Der Ke Bad Nikli Bahar Akar Us Ne Apna Lower Pahna Aur Boli , Wo Jo Andar Tooth Brush Rakha Tha Wo Kis Ka Hai
Mera Hai Kyun– Main Boli
Acha Us Ko Abuse Mat Karna Wo Kharab Ho Gaya Hai – Wo Boli
Kyun – Mainepucha
Wo Maine Kahinaur Use Kar Liya Hai – Wo Ganda Sa Ishara Karte Hue Boli
Kamini Kahin Kimera Brush Khrab Kar Diya – Main Boli
Nahi Gul Gussanahi Karte Tum Ko Khush Hona Chahiye Ki Tumhare Brush Se Ek Pyasi Ko Trapti Hui– Wo Mujhe Chidhate Hue Boli
Chup Ho Jakambakht – Main Us Ko Takiye Se Marte Hue Boli
Wo Let Gayi Aurkuch Nahi Boli Main Bhi Let Gayi Maine Us Ki Taraf Peeth Kar Rakhi Thi ,
Kuchder Ke Bad Wo Boli , Kya Duniya Hai Yar Batao ' Free Me Fucking Case Investigatekaraya Ja Raha Hai Aur Badle Me Do Take Ka Brush Bhi Nahi De Sakte Jo Ki Koi Apniband Nali Saaf Kar Le
Mujhe Hansi Tozarur Aayi Us Ki Bat Pe Lekin Main Bina Kuch Bole Hi Leti Rahi ,
Kuch Der Kebad Maine Dekha to Chuzi so Chuki Thi , Maine Time Dekha 3:50 Hua Tha , Lo Yeab Soyi Hain Aur Mera Uthne Ka Time Ho Gaya Raat Yunhi Beet Gayi , Ye Kahte Huemain Uth Gayi Aur Toilet Chali Gayi
Chuzi Mere Yahan 2 Din Ruki Us Ke Bad Wo Chaligayi , 2 Din to Usne Khud Hi Piche Dekha Us Ke Bad Main Roz Dekhti Rahi
Idhar Shaizan Kemsg Bhi Nahi a Rahe the , to Ek Din Maine Msg Kiya to Fauran Uska Reply Aaya
Zahe Naseeb Joapne Yad Kiya Ek Masg to Aaya Aaj Aap Ka
Us Ne Bataya Kiwo Busy Hai Aaj Kal Bahut Hi Zyada Kuchpersonal Kamo Me , Fir Maine Bhi Usko Msg Nahi Kiya , Bas Ye Pata Karna Chahtithi Ki Wo Thik Hai Ya Nahi Kyun Ki Jo Shakhs Din Bhar Msg Karta Ho Aur Achanakse Band Kar De to Fikar Hoti Hai
Mera Result Aa Chukka Main Aur Chuzi Bhi Pasho Gaye the , College Fir Se Shuru Ho Chukka Tha , Shahnaz Fir Se College Janelagi Thi , Zindagi Wapas Apni Pahle Wali Line Pe Daudne Lagi Thi Roz Shahnaz Kocollege Le Jana Aur Lana Abhi Hum Logn Ki Class Shuru Nahi Hui Thi
Barish Ka Mausamaa Chukka Tha Aur Thandi Hawa Ke Jhonko Ke Sath Kale Badal Umad Kar Asman Meghumne Lage Aur Bahut Sakht Garmi Ke Bad Barish Ki Bunde Kisi Rahmat Ki Tarah Barasne Lagi Is Tarah Kuch Week Beet Gaye
Mera Pura Gharjuhi Se Mahak Raha Tha Raat Ka Sannata Tha Asman Par Ghane Kale Badal the Rahrah Kar Chamak Ho Rahi Thi Hawa Ke Khunk Jhonke Kisi Bichre Hue Dost Ki Tarahmujh Se Mil Rahe the ,
Is Mausam Me Main Apne Lawn Me Baithi Hui Thi , Bas Kuchkami Thi to Asman Par Sitaron Ki Jo Is Waqt Us Bagh Ke Phool the Jin Par Badlon Ki Khiza Aa Chuki Thi
Main Uth Kar Garage Me Gayi Aur Piche Dekha , Main Soch Rahi Thi Ki Aise Mausam Me Piche Dekhna Bewakufi Hai Meri
Kyu Ki Kisibhi Waqt Barish Shuru Ho Sakti Hai Koi Nahi Aaya Hoga , Lekin Jab Piche Dekhato Wahan Wo Log the Asmani Chamak Me Wo Mujhe Dikhayi Dete the Lekin Un Dono Neaaj Apne Chehre Chupaye Hue The
Jo Bhi the Bahuthi Hoshiyar the Aur Kisi Tarah Ki Koi Gadbadi Nahi Karna Chahte the , Amin Unko Dekhne Ke Bad Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Room Me Akarmain Let Gayi Tabhi Mere Mobile Pe Ring Hui , Is Waqt Kis Ka Phone Ho Sakta Hai Ye Sochte Hue Maine Mobile Dekha to Phone Shaizan Ka Tha ,
Aaj Bahut Din Ke Bad Us Ka Phone Aa Raha Tha, Maine Call Receive Ki
Hello – I Said
Hello – Kaisihain Aap , Soyi to Nahi – He Said
Me - so Gayi Thi , Bas Aap Ka Phone Aaya Aur Jaggayi
He – Oooh I Amsorry
Me – Its , Okaur Bataiye , Kahan Busy the Itne Dino Se
He – Bas Struggle for Admition ,
Me – to Ho Gayaadmition
He – Haan Hogaya
Me – Kis Courseme
He -- Mba
Me – Us Me Tobahut Hi Mushkil Hota Hai Admition Milna
He – Haan Yarpahle Cat Wo Kar Liya Fir Wat , Us Ke Bad Gd Fir Personal Interview Insab Ke Sath Sath Ye Reservation Wale Kuch Karenge Bhi Nahi Aur Age Nikal Jayenge Acha Sala System Hai Sada Hua
Me – Haan Ye Tohai , Waise Ye Wat Kya Hai , Ye Maine Pahli Bar Suna Hai
He – Writingaptitude Test , Hota Hai
Me – Ok
He – Ok Aur Tumbatao Tumhari Sister Ka Kya Raha Usko Kis Course Me Admition Dilaya
Me – Ab Wo Finalyear Me Gayi Hai
He – Oooh , Maisamjah Us Ne Bhi Graduation Complete Kar Liya Hai
Me – Mubarak Hotum Ko Admition Mil Gaya Hai Ache Course Me
He – Thank You
Me – Tum Cat Wat Kiya Iska Matlab Parhne Wale Larke Ho
He – to Ap Nekya Samjah Tha
Me – Maine Kyasamjha Wahi Samjha Jo Aap Itne Dino Se Behave Karte Chae Aa Rahe Hain Loferlafango Jaisa
He – Haan Wo Tomain Hun Lekin Parha Likha Lafanga Hun
Me – Acha
He – Yes – Aurbatao Kya Ho Raha Hai Kuch Naya Life Me
Me – Nahi Kuchnaya Nahi Sab Wahi Hai , Aap Bataiye Naya to Aap Ki Life Me Hota Rahta Hai
He – Haan Nayaye Hai Ki Docor Ki Nanad Ki Shadi Hai November Me Jisme Uska Husband Wapas Ayega Fir Uske Sath Doctor Bhi Americachali Jayegi
Me – Oooh so Sadye to Aap Ke Liye Pareshani Ki Bat Hai
He – Nahi Koipareshani Nahi
Me – Kyun Donoja Rahi Hai
He – to Kya Huaye Sab Koi Badi Bat Nahi Am Bat Hai Jahan Main Hun Wahan Ye Sab Choti Batensamjhi Jati Hain
Me – Ok – Farzkaro Agar Tumhare Ghar Ki Larkiyan Ye Sab Kare to Kaisalagega
He – Koi Bat Nahihar Ek Ki Apni Life Hai Sab Ko Apni Life Enjoy Karne Ka Pura Hak Hai
Me – Waah , Agaraap Ki Wife Ya Bahan Aisa Kare To
He – Hmm Meribahan Ki Shadi Ho Chuki Hai Ab Wo Apni Life Me Kya Karti Hai Mujhe Nahi Pata , Haan Agar Meri Wife Aisa Kare to Mujhe Koi Problem Nahi
Me – Kyun
He – Kyun Problemhogi Bhai Mjhe Main Bhi to Yahi Sab Kar Raha Hun Agar Wo Kare to Mujhe Kyaproblem Hai ,
Maan Lo Meri Wife Kisi Aurse Physical Relation Banati Hai to Kya Wo Meri Wife Nahi Rahegi , Ya Us Ke Passe Kuch Kam Ho Jayega
Me – Ajeeb Admiho Tum Ko Bura Nahi Lagega
He – Lagega Agarwo Mujh Se Chupayegi to , Agar Share Karegi to Vishwas Badhega
Me – to Iskamatlab Aap Apni Zimmedariyon Ko Puri Tarah Nahi Nibhana Chahte
He – Kyun?
Me – Tabhi Toaap Ki Wife Kisi Dusre Ka Rukh Karegi
He – Aisa Kuchnahi Hai Aap Ne Jo Pucha Us Ka Maine Jawab Diya , Waise Agar Meri Wife Sirfpartner Exchange Ke Liye Bhi Aisa Karegi to Mujhe Bura Nahi Lagega
Me – Kya Kahrahe Ho Tum ?
He – Yes Yar Abek Hi Khana Koi Roz Khayega to Oob Jayega Na Is Liye Taste Change Hona Chahiye
Me – Kitne Badebesharam Ho Tum , Agar Kisi Ki Wife Aisa Karegi to Wo Husband to Usko Mardalega Agar Ghairat Dar Hoga to , Aur Khane Ki Thali Ki Misaal Yahan Lagoo Nahi Hoti
He – Yahi Tosoch Hai , Kyun Mar Dalega ,
Kya Usko Apne Hisab Se Jeene Ka Koi Hak Nahi , Mai Jis Sechahun Relation Rakhun Koi Problem Nahi , Agar Wo Kisi Se Rakhe to Ghairat Kibat a Gayi , Whats Hell
Ghairat Tab Haijab Main Sahi Hun to , Warna Nahi , Lekin Is Ke Sath Sath Ek Dusre Pe Vishwasbahut Zaruri Hai Baghair Jankari Ke Kisi Ko Aisa Nahi Karna Chahiye Agar Kartahai to Ghlat Hai
Me – Itna Acha Koi Nahi Hai Sab Peeth Piche Hi Ye Sab Karte Hain
He – Aisa Nahihai Abhi Aap Kuch Nahi Janti Hain , Yahan to Log Apni Wife Ki Adla Badly Kartehain Is Ko Wife Swaping Kaha Jata Hai
Me – Bako Mat Abmai Itni Bhi Anjan Nahi Hun Ki Tum Jo Chaho Wo Kaho Aur Mai Man Lun
He – Mano Ya Namano , Ye Aap Ke Upar Hai Lekin Agar Sabot Chahiye to Bas Mujhe Pahle Batakeyahan Aa Jaiye Fir Dekho Kya Hota Hai Ye
Me – Hoga Mujhekya – Jaise Tum Ho Waisi Tumhari Sangat Aur Waisi Hi Koi Milegi Bhi Tum Ko
He – Ye to Aurachi Bat Hai Ki Tajurbe Wali Mile Mujhezyada Mehnat Nahi Karni Paregi
Me – Kitnebadtamiz Ho , Tum Ko Koi Lihaz Nahi Hoga
He – Kyun Ho , Shadi Se Pahle Koi Larki Kya Thi Mujh Se Kya Matlab ,
Mujhe Us Din Se Matlabhoga Jis Din Se Meri Us Se Shadi Hogi , Us Se Pahle Us Ne Jo Bhi Kiya Ho Yeuski Personal Life Hai Mujhe Us Se Kya ,
Han Shadi Ke Bad Jo Bhi Hai , Wo Ekachi Relationship Honi Chahiye Jiski Buniyad Imandari Aur Bharose Pe Ho ,
Agar Us Ko Apne Boy Friend Ke Sath Jana Bhi Ho to Mujh Se Kahe Aaj Raat Main Apneb/f Ke Sath Rahungi Tum Meri Friend Ko Dekh Lena Aaj Raat
Me – Haaye Hayemar Jao Tum Kamine Besharam Behaya Zaleel , Kitne Kamine Ho Tum
He – Aisa Hi Hun Main
Me – Bhad Me Jao
He – Ok Jaunga Bas Bhad Ka Pata Mil Jaye
Me – Acha Bas Abphone Rakho Nind Aa Rahi Hai
He – Arey Abhise Abhi to Aap Se Bat Bhi Nahi Hui
Me – to Ye Batnahi to Aur Kya Ho Raha Tha Itni Der Se
He – Arey Meramatlab Achi Bat Koi Dhang Ki Bat Itne Dino Ke Baad Aaj Bat Ho Rahi Hai Kuch Tobat Karo
Me – Kaisi Dhang Ki Bat
He – Wahi Yar Kuch Achi Pyari Si
Me – Mujhe Sonahai
He – Roz Hi Sotihain Aap Aaj to Bat Karo Na Please Bahut Dil Kar Raha Hai
Me – Kar to Rahihun Itni Der Se Bat Aur Kaise Karun
He – Ok – Achakahan Ho Apne Room Me
Me – Haan
He – Aur Sab Logso Rahe Hain
Me – Pata Nahiai Apne Room Me Hun
He – Dekh Lo Firapna Room Lock Kar Ke Ear Plug Connectkaro Fir Aram Se Bat Karte Hain
Me – Kyu Rat Jagakarna Hai Kya
He – Raat Me Abbacha Hi Kya Hai , Ab Jao
Me – Thik Hai Yekahkar Maine Phone Band Kar Diya Aur Bahar Aa Gayi ,
Maine Shahnaz Ke Room Mejhanka Wo so Rahi Thi Maine Band Kiya Aur Pani Peekar Apne Room Me Aa Gayi Aurdoor Lock Kar Liya
Maine Head Phonelaga Kar Shaizan Ko Mis Cal Di , Us Ne Fauran Phone Kiya
He – Yes - a Gayi
Me – Haan , Sabso Rahe Hain
He – Room Bandkar Liya
Me – Yes
He – Acha Bed Peho Leti Ho Ya Nahi
Me – Bed Pe Hunaur Baithi Hun
He – Main Toleta Hun Bed Pe Bilkul Nude
Me – Kyu
He – Main Nangahi Sota Hun , Aur Aap Se Bhi Kaha Tha Ki Aise Hi Soya Karo
Me – Chup Raho
He – Acha Aisakaro Khari Ho Jao
Me – Kyun
He – Dekho Jaisakahun Waisa Karna Please Kisi Bat Kabura Mat Mano Hum Sirf Phone Pe Bat Karrahe Hain
Me – Ok –aur Main Uth Kar Zamin Pe Khari Ho Gayi
He – Room Kilight Off Hai Ya On
Me – Off Hai
He – on Karo
Me – Wair Karo –(ye Kahte Hue Maine Light on Kar Di )
He – Kar Li
Me – Yes
He – Ok Ab Tummirror Ke Samnejao Aur Please Koi Sawal Mat Kara Jaisa Kahun Waisa Karna
Me – Thik Hai
Ye Kahte Huemain Mirror Ke Samne Jakar Khari Ho Gayi
He – Mirror Kesamne Koi Table Ya Chair Hai
Me – Yes Hai
He – to Us Chair Ko Mirror Ke Samne Dalo
Me – Dressingtable Ke Samne Chair Hai
He – Ok , Abmirror Me Apne Aap Ko Dekho
Me – Dekh Rahi Hun
He – Kaisi Dikhrahi Ho
Me – Ab Jo Mainhun Wahi Tu Dikhungi Na
He – No Dearplease Gussa Nahi , Apne Aap Ko Dekho Aur Ye Feel Karo Ki Main Tum Ko Dekh Rahahun , Acha Mirror Ke Pas Se Hat Jao
Me – Yes Hatgayi (main Wahan Se Hat Kar Boli)
He – Dhyan Sesuno Jo Main Kah Raha Hun Usko Suno Auraisa Karo Aaj Koi Kahani Nahi Sunane Jar Aha Tum Ko Bas ( Ye Kahte Hue Shaizanmujhe Kuch Baten Batayi Aur Bola Ki Ab Aisa Hi Karna)
Me – Ok Thikhai
He – Ab Mirror Ke Samne Jao
Me – Yes
He – Ab Apnehath Apne Shoulder Pe Rakho
Me – Yes – Main Apnehathon Ko Rakhte Hue Boli
He – Ab Feelkaro Ki Maintumhare Pas Hun Aur Ye Hath Mere Hain
Me – Yes
( Ye Soch Kar Hi Mere Jism Me Ek Ajeeb Sijhurjhuri Si Paida Hui Aur Sanse Apne Aap Bhari Ho Gayi )
He – Ab Main Aapka Top Thora Sa Shoulder Se Niche Kar Raha Hun , Wowww Aap Ka Bra Dikh Raha Hai
Me – What
He – Yahi Feelkaro Abhi Maine Tum Ko Kya Bataya Tha Fir Bhul Gayi
Me – Oooh Ok , Sorry
Khair Maine Shahnazko Bataya Aur Main Uske Sath Mama Ke Ghar Jane Ki Taiyari Karne Lagi Aur Main Shahnaz Ke Sath M. P. Ke Ek Badeshahar Pahunch Gayi
Mama Mami Humdono Ko Dekh Kar Bahut Khush Hue Shahnaz Ko Unhone Bahut Pahle Dekha Tha Uskedekhte Hi Bole Arey Ye to Badi Ho Gayi Hamari Bachiyon Ko Kisi Ki Nazar Na Lageye Kahte Hue Mami Rone Lagi
Mama Ne Un Kosamjahya Main Bhi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Shahnaz Kisi Bhi Tarah Se Upset Ho Jayeaur Usko Ye Na Mahsoos Ho Ki Koi Problem Me Hum Log Aa Gaye Hain
Mama Ke Bête Aurunki Bahu Se Mulaqat Hui Wo Bahut Hi Cute Si Larki Thi Kuch Hi Der Ki Bat Chitme Hi Uski Hum Se Kam Aur Shahnaz Se Bahut Hi Zyada Dosti Ho Gayi
Raat Ko Diner Kebad Shahnaz so Gayi Thi Main Bhi Mami Ke Pas Baithi Baten Kar Rahi Thi Lekinkoi Sone Ki Taiyari Nahi Ho Rahi Thi Rat Ke 12:00 Baje Mama Ki Bahu Mujh Sechai Ke Liye Puchne Aayi
To Maine Mama Sepucha Abhi Koi so Nahi Raha Aap Ke Yahan Wo Bole Beta Ye Dono Husband Wifebahut Kaam Karte Hain Humne Yahan Ye Ghar Liya Aur Is Me Hi Log Coaching Aur Computercenter Chalate Hain Der Raat Tak Donokaam Karte Hain Kyun Ki Ab Main Bhi Kuch Nahi Kar Pata Aur Tumhari Mami to Apnepair H Kho Chuki Hain
Mujhe Bahut Ronaaa Raha Tha Lekin Main Chup Thi
Tabhi Mama Ke Bêteke Mobile Baja to Mama Ne Dant Diya Ki Rat Ko Mobile Off Kar Do Ab , Wo Ji Papabol Kar Wahan Se Bhag Gaya
Fir Maine Mamamami Se Bat Ki Unki Dastaan Sun Ne Ke Baad Kaleja Munh Ko Aane Laga Jab Mainsun Nahi Pa Rahi Thi to Pata Nahi Unhone Kaise Sab Dekha Hoga
Mere Mama Ke 2aur Bhai the Inko Mila Kar 3 Bhai the Mama Ki 2 Larkiyan Aur 1 Larka Tha Baki 2ki Bhi 4 Betiya 2 Bete the Lekin 2002gujraat Riot Me Sab Log Mare Gaye Mami Ke Pair Kat Gaye Mama Bhi Bahut Zakhmihue Sab Kuch Khatam Ho Gaya
Main Yahan Parwo Sab Detail Me Nahi Likhna Chahti , Bas Bach Gaya to Unka Beta Jo Ki Dusrecity Me Study Kar Raha Tha , Kaise Fir Un Logon Ki Jan Bachi Aur Kaise Survivekiya Aur Gujrat Chor Kar Wo Yahan Apne Bête Ke Pas Aa Gaye Aur Fir Yahin Rahnelage Yahi Sab Baten Main Mama Mami Ke Munh Se Sun Rahi Thi
Main Whan Bahutdin Tak Ruki Bahut Acha Lag Raha Tha Apne Bade Buzurgon Ke Sath Rahkar Lekinapne Ghar Chorkar Wahan Nahi Rah Sakti Thi Maine Mama Se Kaha Ki Aap Log Mereyahan Chale Aaiye Koi Bhi to Nahi Hai Sab Log Sath Me Rahenge Lekin Wo Nahimane Ghairat Aur Unka Bada Hona Shayad Iski Wajah Thi Ya Kuch Aur Main Nahijanti
Lekin Wahan Itnedin Rukne Ke Bad Maine Sirf Itna Dekha Ek Bata Hai Jo 2 Zinda Lashon Ka Bojhutha Raha Hai Jinki Rooh to Parvaaz Kar Chuki Thi Lekin Pata Nahi Kyun Jismbaki The
Kya Insaan Itnabhi Gir Sakta Hai Ki Wo Insaan Hokar Insaan Ke Sath Intehayi Darja Wahshiyanasulook Kar Sakta Hai Ye Sab Main Un Logon Ke Munh Se Sun Chuki Thi
Mere Mama Mami Ko Pata Nahi Mobile Se Kyu Sakht Nafratthi Unko Larkiyon Ke Hath Me Khas Taur Par Mobile Pasand Nahi Tha Aur Unki Bahubhi Un Se Chupa Kr Hi Mobile Use Kartithi , Isliye Shahnaz Ka Mobile to Off Karke Maine Bag Me Rakhwa Diya Tha Kyunki Usko Zarurat Nahi Thi
Lekin Main Bhichupa Kar Hi Mobile Rakhti Thi Mere Mama Mujhe Kuch Nahi Kahte the Kyun Kiunke Hisab Se Main Mobile Use Kar Sakti Thi Kyun Ki Main Hi Apne Ghar Kimukhiya Thi
Lekin Fir Bhimain Bahut Khyal Rakhti Thi , Raat Ko Jab Main Sone Chali to Dekha Ki Bahut Semsg the Chuzi Ke Aur Shaizan Ke Chuzi Ki to Bahut Si Miss Call Thi Maine Uskophone Kiya Aur Bat Ki Usne Pucha Ka Baa Rahi Ho to Maine Bataya Ki Kal Mainyahan Se Niklungi Aur Fir Aake Mulakat Karti Hun
Shaizan Ko Mainekuch Msg Ra Reply Diya to Uski Wahi Besuri Badtamizi Ki Baten Aur Kuch Nahi Islile Maine Koi Zyada Bat Nahi Ki Aur Mobile Off Kar Ke so Gayi
Next Day Mainwahan Se Apne Ghar Ke Liye Chal Dii Aurapne Ghar Aa Gayi
Ghar Akar Patachala Ki Seema Aur Shahnaz Ka Result Aa Chuka Hai Dono Bahut Ache Marks Ke Sathpas Ho Gayi Thi ,
Seema Aur Uski Mom Dono Mere Pas Aayi Mithayi Leke Main Bahutkhush Hui Un Dono Ko Khush Dekh Kar , Aunty Ne Seema Ki Kamiyabi Ka Sara Creditmujhe Hi De Dala Jab Ki Ye Sahi Nahi Tha , Maine Nahi Aunty Ye Seema Ki Khud Kimehnat Ka Natija Hai
Aunty Ne Mujhebahut Duayen Diin Ghareeb Ke Pas Kuch Nahi Hota Siwaye Dua Ke , Jab Ek Sael Ke Kashkool Me Ek Sikka Dala to Patachala Is Grah Daur Me Bhi Duayen Kitni Sasti Hain
Mujhe Wapas Aaye3 – 4 Roz Ho Chuke The
Wednesday 28 June 2006
Aaj Main Subahapne Waqt Pe Hi Uthi Garmi Ke Mausam Me Koi Bhi Subah Ser Tak Nahi Sota Siwayeshahnaz Ke , Hum Log Lunch Ki Taiyari Kar Rahe the Ki Tabhi Chuzi Aa Gayi
Us Ko Dekh Karmain Boli Tum Is Waqt Kaise Nazil Hho Gayi
Kya Ho Gayi , What Do U Mean Hindi Me Bolo Hameshalatin Bolti Rahti Ho – Wo Jhunjhla Kar Boli
Main Us Ki Halatdekh Kar Muskura Rahi Thi Maine Usko Pani Pilaya Aur Fir Sharbat Diya Tab Kahinjakar Wo Kuch Normal Hui
Maine Pucha Tumis Waqt Kaise Aa Gayi Itni Dhoop Me Is Qadar Garmi Ho Rahi Hai Ye Koi Waqt Hainikalne Ka – Main Boli
Mujhe Ye Waqtpaqt Na Sikhao Mujhe Aana Tha Main Aa Gayi Fir Hum Logon Ne Sath Me Hi Lunchkiya Aur Baten Karne Lage Shahnaz Chuzi Ko Bata Rahi Thi Ki Mama Ke Wahan Gayethe Wahan Ye Hua Khub Maza Aaya Meribhabi Bahut Achi Hain , Ye Hai Wo Hai Yahi Sab Baten Kar Ke Wo Hum Logon Ka Time Pas Kar Rahi Thi
Fir Chuzi Nekaha Acha Ab Main Thak Gayi Hun Mujhe Aaram Karna Hai ,
Thik Hai Didiaap Aram Karo Main Bhi Ab Ja Rahi Hun Apne Room Me Ye Kahte Hue Wo Uth Karchali Gayi
Us Ke Jate Hichuzi Let Gayi Kuch Der Tak Khamoshrahnene Ke Bad Main Boli Aur Batao Chuzi Itne Din Kahan Laga Diye Tum Ne Sabthik Thak to Tha
Haa Yar Sab Thikhi Hai Bas Kuch Shadiyan Thi Is Liye Paap Gaye Hue the ,
Aur Sala Wo Kya Hai Naki Larki Badi Ho Jaye to Sab Ko Problem Hone Lagti Hai Is Liye Mujhe Bulayagaya Tha Ki Shadi Me Mujhe Kuch Log Dekhna Chahte Hain – Wo Boli
Ooooh to Ye Bathai Matlab Chuzi Ko Dekhne Wale Aaye the Ab Sharafat Se Ye Bhi Bata Do Kidekhne Wale the Ya Fir Sirf Dekhne Wala Tha – Main Us Ki Khinchayi Karte Hueboli
Chup Raho Yar –wo Wala Nahi Tha Wale Hi The
To Is Me Itnachidhne Ki Kya Bat Hai – Main Boli , Sab Ke Parents Yahi Chahte Hain Ki Unkibeti Sath Izzat Ke Ghar Se Rukhsat Ho Jaye Aur Us Ko Koi Acha Jeevan Sathi Miljaye
Jeevan Sathi Kimaa Ki Wo Dant Peste Hue Boli Main Apneghar Me Hun Mera Bojh Mere Parents Utha Rahe Hain Na Un Ko Koi Problem Nahilekin Ye Saale Rishtedar Logon Ko Kyun Khujli Hoti Hai
Wo Jal Bhun Karbol Rahi Thi
Hota Hai Dear Isme Tum Itna Pareshan Na Ho Ye Dastur Hai Duniya Ka , Ab Mujhe Hi Sab Log Advisedete Hain Ki Main Shadi Kar Lun Age Ho Gayi Kab Tak Baithi Rahungi Fir Kaunpuchega
Haan Ab Tum Agrshadi Kar Lo to Shahnaz Ka Kya Hoga Kya Shadi Ke Bad Tum Uski Itni Care Karpaogi Uski to Zindagi Narak Ho Jayegi Yesaala Koi Rishtedar Nahi Sochta Hoga – Wo Beech Me Meri Bat Ko Katte Hue Boli
Shaant Ho Jaolady Mogambo – Maine Kaha Acha Choro Ye Bat Mujhe Pata Hai Tumhare Papa Kikhushi Tumhari Khushi Me Hai , Wo Wahi Karenge Jo Aap Kahogi Un Se
Haan Ye to Hailekin Fir Bhi Yar Main Abhi Apne Ghar Se Nahi Jana Chahti – Wo Boli
Kya Koi Pasandhai Tumhari – Maine Pucha
Nahi Koi Nahimujhe Wahi Pasand Hoga Jisko Mammi Papa Mere Liye Pasand Kar Lenge – Wo Boli
Ye to Bahut Achibat Hai Main Boli , Kyun Ki Tumhare Parents Se Acha Tumhare Bare Me Koi Nahisoch Sakta – Main Boli
Haan Ye to Hai –wo Boli - Lekin Main Soch Rahi Hun Kipahle Mera Bhai Kuch Karne Lage Aur Uski Shadi Ho Jaye Tab Main Apne Ghar Jaunwarna Meri Maa Ka Kya Hoga ,
Mera Bhai Zimmedar Hai Lekin Wo Hum Larkiyo Kitarah Ghar Me Nahi Baith Sakta Na , Is Liye Yar Bas Main Thora Pareshan Thi
Arey to Is Mepareshan Hone Ki Kya Bat Hai Koi Tumhari Shadi Zabardasti Nahi Kara Raha Haiaur Rahi Bat Dekhne Ki to Bahut Log Aate Hain Dekhne Ke Liye Sab Se Shadi Nahikar Li Jati Tum Befikar Raho – Main Boli
Thik Hai Yar –wo Machalti Hui Boli Wo Bed Pe Ek Sire Se Dusre Sire Tak Machal Rahi Thi
Ye Kya Kar Rahiho – Main Boli
Kuch Nahi Itnabada Bed Hai to Chahe Jaise Leto Machlo Angraiyan Lo – Wo Boli , Acha Kab Takis Double Bed Pe Single Leto Gi Kisi Ko to Bulao Kabhi – Wo Ishra Karte Hueboli
Chup Raho Achawarna Abhi Bataungi Tum Ko Bewakuf Kahin Ki – Main Boli
Us Hareesh Guardke Bare Me Kya Khyal Hai – Wo Fir Se Chidhate Hue Boli
Maine Bahut Tezusko Takiya Mara Wo Thori Der Tak Khamoshi Se Leti Rahi Fir Boli
Acha Ye Batao Wopiche Walon Ka Kya Raha Jo Maine Kaha Tha Waisa Kiya – Us Ne Pucha
Haan Lekin Wo 2din Hi Mujhe Dikhe the Us Ke Bad Main Chali Gayi Thi – Maine Kaha
Hmm to Chalo Aajse Fir Nigrani Ki Jaye Un Ki , Kyun Ki Ye to Pata Hai Ki Admi Kaun Hai Ab Sirf Yemalum Karna Hai Ki Aurat Kaun Hai Wo Baki Ke 2 Log Aur Kaun Hain ,
Is Ke Liyeab Roz Dekho Aur Ye Dhyan Rakhna Hai Ki Wo Kin Days Me Ate Hain Aur Week Mekitne Din Aate Hain – Wo Boli
Thik Hai Mainekaha – Aur Fir Mujh Se Baten Karti Hui Wo so Gayi
Chuzi Rat Komere Yahan Ruki Hum Sab Ne Sath Me Hi Dinner Kiya Chuzi Aa Jane Se Bahut Achalagta Tha Pata Nahi Kyun Us Ko Mere Ghar Me Bahut Acha Lagta Tha Aur Mujhe Uskeane Se Bahut Khushi Milti Thi Lagta Hi Nahi Tha Ki Chuzi Yahan Aayi Hai Mujheyahi Feel Hota Tha Jaise Wo Is Ghar Ki Hi Member Hai
Der Rat Ko Chuziboli Chalo Dekha Jaye , Main Uske Sath Gayi to Koi Nahi Tha Lekin Fir Dobarajab Hum Log Gaye to Wo Dono Wahan the , Chuzi Dekhne Lagi Maine Kaha Chalo Abkya Dekhna Hai , Wo Boli Ruko Na Yar Dekhne Do
Acha Tum Dekhomain Ja Rahi Hun Ye Kahkar Main Wahan Se Chali Aayi Aur Akar Let Gayi , Chuzibahut Der Ke Bad Wapas Aayi ,
Chale Gaye Wolog – Wo Boli Aur Apna Lower Utar Kar Fenk Kar Wo Panty Me Hi Bathroom Me Ghusgayi , Aur Bahut Der Ke Bad Nikli Bahar Akar Us Ne Apna Lower Pahna Aur Boli , Wo Jo Andar Tooth Brush Rakha Tha Wo Kis Ka Hai
Mera Hai Kyun– Main Boli
Acha Us Ko Abuse Mat Karna Wo Kharab Ho Gaya Hai – Wo Boli
Kyun – Mainepucha
Wo Maine Kahinaur Use Kar Liya Hai – Wo Ganda Sa Ishara Karte Hue Boli
Kamini Kahin Kimera Brush Khrab Kar Diya – Main Boli
Nahi Gul Gussanahi Karte Tum Ko Khush Hona Chahiye Ki Tumhare Brush Se Ek Pyasi Ko Trapti Hui– Wo Mujhe Chidhate Hue Boli
Chup Ho Jakambakht – Main Us Ko Takiye Se Marte Hue Boli
Wo Let Gayi Aurkuch Nahi Boli Main Bhi Let Gayi Maine Us Ki Taraf Peeth Kar Rakhi Thi ,
Kuchder Ke Bad Wo Boli , Kya Duniya Hai Yar Batao ' Free Me Fucking Case Investigatekaraya Ja Raha Hai Aur Badle Me Do Take Ka Brush Bhi Nahi De Sakte Jo Ki Koi Apniband Nali Saaf Kar Le
Mujhe Hansi Tozarur Aayi Us Ki Bat Pe Lekin Main Bina Kuch Bole Hi Leti Rahi ,
Kuch Der Kebad Maine Dekha to Chuzi so Chuki Thi , Maine Time Dekha 3:50 Hua Tha , Lo Yeab Soyi Hain Aur Mera Uthne Ka Time Ho Gaya Raat Yunhi Beet Gayi , Ye Kahte Huemain Uth Gayi Aur Toilet Chali Gayi
Chuzi Mere Yahan 2 Din Ruki Us Ke Bad Wo Chaligayi , 2 Din to Usne Khud Hi Piche Dekha Us Ke Bad Main Roz Dekhti Rahi
Idhar Shaizan Kemsg Bhi Nahi a Rahe the , to Ek Din Maine Msg Kiya to Fauran Uska Reply Aaya
Zahe Naseeb Joapne Yad Kiya Ek Masg to Aaya Aaj Aap Ka
Us Ne Bataya Kiwo Busy Hai Aaj Kal Bahut Hi Zyada Kuchpersonal Kamo Me , Fir Maine Bhi Usko Msg Nahi Kiya , Bas Ye Pata Karna Chahtithi Ki Wo Thik Hai Ya Nahi Kyun Ki Jo Shakhs Din Bhar Msg Karta Ho Aur Achanakse Band Kar De to Fikar Hoti Hai
Mera Result Aa Chukka Main Aur Chuzi Bhi Pasho Gaye the , College Fir Se Shuru Ho Chukka Tha , Shahnaz Fir Se College Janelagi Thi , Zindagi Wapas Apni Pahle Wali Line Pe Daudne Lagi Thi Roz Shahnaz Kocollege Le Jana Aur Lana Abhi Hum Logn Ki Class Shuru Nahi Hui Thi
Barish Ka Mausamaa Chukka Tha Aur Thandi Hawa Ke Jhonko Ke Sath Kale Badal Umad Kar Asman Meghumne Lage Aur Bahut Sakht Garmi Ke Bad Barish Ki Bunde Kisi Rahmat Ki Tarah Barasne Lagi Is Tarah Kuch Week Beet Gaye
Mera Pura Gharjuhi Se Mahak Raha Tha Raat Ka Sannata Tha Asman Par Ghane Kale Badal the Rahrah Kar Chamak Ho Rahi Thi Hawa Ke Khunk Jhonke Kisi Bichre Hue Dost Ki Tarahmujh Se Mil Rahe the ,
Is Mausam Me Main Apne Lawn Me Baithi Hui Thi , Bas Kuchkami Thi to Asman Par Sitaron Ki Jo Is Waqt Us Bagh Ke Phool the Jin Par Badlon Ki Khiza Aa Chuki Thi
Main Uth Kar Garage Me Gayi Aur Piche Dekha , Main Soch Rahi Thi Ki Aise Mausam Me Piche Dekhna Bewakufi Hai Meri
Kyu Ki Kisibhi Waqt Barish Shuru Ho Sakti Hai Koi Nahi Aaya Hoga , Lekin Jab Piche Dekhato Wahan Wo Log the Asmani Chamak Me Wo Mujhe Dikhayi Dete the Lekin Un Dono Neaaj Apne Chehre Chupaye Hue The
Jo Bhi the Bahuthi Hoshiyar the Aur Kisi Tarah Ki Koi Gadbadi Nahi Karna Chahte the , Amin Unko Dekhne Ke Bad Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Room Me Akarmain Let Gayi Tabhi Mere Mobile Pe Ring Hui , Is Waqt Kis Ka Phone Ho Sakta Hai Ye Sochte Hue Maine Mobile Dekha to Phone Shaizan Ka Tha ,
Aaj Bahut Din Ke Bad Us Ka Phone Aa Raha Tha, Maine Call Receive Ki
Hello – I Said
Hello – Kaisihain Aap , Soyi to Nahi – He Said
Me - so Gayi Thi , Bas Aap Ka Phone Aaya Aur Jaggayi
He – Oooh I Amsorry
Me – Its , Okaur Bataiye , Kahan Busy the Itne Dino Se
He – Bas Struggle for Admition ,
Me – to Ho Gayaadmition
He – Haan Hogaya
Me – Kis Courseme
He -- Mba
Me – Us Me Tobahut Hi Mushkil Hota Hai Admition Milna
He – Haan Yarpahle Cat Wo Kar Liya Fir Wat , Us Ke Bad Gd Fir Personal Interview Insab Ke Sath Sath Ye Reservation Wale Kuch Karenge Bhi Nahi Aur Age Nikal Jayenge Acha Sala System Hai Sada Hua
Me – Haan Ye Tohai , Waise Ye Wat Kya Hai , Ye Maine Pahli Bar Suna Hai
He – Writingaptitude Test , Hota Hai
Me – Ok
He – Ok Aur Tumbatao Tumhari Sister Ka Kya Raha Usko Kis Course Me Admition Dilaya
Me – Ab Wo Finalyear Me Gayi Hai
He – Oooh , Maisamjah Us Ne Bhi Graduation Complete Kar Liya Hai
Me – Mubarak Hotum Ko Admition Mil Gaya Hai Ache Course Me
He – Thank You
Me – Tum Cat Wat Kiya Iska Matlab Parhne Wale Larke Ho
He – to Ap Nekya Samjah Tha
Me – Maine Kyasamjha Wahi Samjha Jo Aap Itne Dino Se Behave Karte Chae Aa Rahe Hain Loferlafango Jaisa
He – Haan Wo Tomain Hun Lekin Parha Likha Lafanga Hun
Me – Acha
He – Yes – Aurbatao Kya Ho Raha Hai Kuch Naya Life Me
Me – Nahi Kuchnaya Nahi Sab Wahi Hai , Aap Bataiye Naya to Aap Ki Life Me Hota Rahta Hai
He – Haan Nayaye Hai Ki Docor Ki Nanad Ki Shadi Hai November Me Jisme Uska Husband Wapas Ayega Fir Uske Sath Doctor Bhi Americachali Jayegi
Me – Oooh so Sadye to Aap Ke Liye Pareshani Ki Bat Hai
He – Nahi Koipareshani Nahi
Me – Kyun Donoja Rahi Hai
He – to Kya Huaye Sab Koi Badi Bat Nahi Am Bat Hai Jahan Main Hun Wahan Ye Sab Choti Batensamjhi Jati Hain
Me – Ok – Farzkaro Agar Tumhare Ghar Ki Larkiyan Ye Sab Kare to Kaisalagega
He – Koi Bat Nahihar Ek Ki Apni Life Hai Sab Ko Apni Life Enjoy Karne Ka Pura Hak Hai
Me – Waah , Agaraap Ki Wife Ya Bahan Aisa Kare To
He – Hmm Meribahan Ki Shadi Ho Chuki Hai Ab Wo Apni Life Me Kya Karti Hai Mujhe Nahi Pata , Haan Agar Meri Wife Aisa Kare to Mujhe Koi Problem Nahi
Me – Kyun
He – Kyun Problemhogi Bhai Mjhe Main Bhi to Yahi Sab Kar Raha Hun Agar Wo Kare to Mujhe Kyaproblem Hai ,
Maan Lo Meri Wife Kisi Aurse Physical Relation Banati Hai to Kya Wo Meri Wife Nahi Rahegi , Ya Us Ke Passe Kuch Kam Ho Jayega
Me – Ajeeb Admiho Tum Ko Bura Nahi Lagega
He – Lagega Agarwo Mujh Se Chupayegi to , Agar Share Karegi to Vishwas Badhega
Me – to Iskamatlab Aap Apni Zimmedariyon Ko Puri Tarah Nahi Nibhana Chahte
He – Kyun?
Me – Tabhi Toaap Ki Wife Kisi Dusre Ka Rukh Karegi
He – Aisa Kuchnahi Hai Aap Ne Jo Pucha Us Ka Maine Jawab Diya , Waise Agar Meri Wife Sirfpartner Exchange Ke Liye Bhi Aisa Karegi to Mujhe Bura Nahi Lagega
Me – Kya Kahrahe Ho Tum ?
He – Yes Yar Abek Hi Khana Koi Roz Khayega to Oob Jayega Na Is Liye Taste Change Hona Chahiye
Me – Kitne Badebesharam Ho Tum , Agar Kisi Ki Wife Aisa Karegi to Wo Husband to Usko Mardalega Agar Ghairat Dar Hoga to , Aur Khane Ki Thali Ki Misaal Yahan Lagoo Nahi Hoti
He – Yahi Tosoch Hai , Kyun Mar Dalega ,
Kya Usko Apne Hisab Se Jeene Ka Koi Hak Nahi , Mai Jis Sechahun Relation Rakhun Koi Problem Nahi , Agar Wo Kisi Se Rakhe to Ghairat Kibat a Gayi , Whats Hell
Ghairat Tab Haijab Main Sahi Hun to , Warna Nahi , Lekin Is Ke Sath Sath Ek Dusre Pe Vishwasbahut Zaruri Hai Baghair Jankari Ke Kisi Ko Aisa Nahi Karna Chahiye Agar Kartahai to Ghlat Hai
Me – Itna Acha Koi Nahi Hai Sab Peeth Piche Hi Ye Sab Karte Hain
He – Aisa Nahihai Abhi Aap Kuch Nahi Janti Hain , Yahan to Log Apni Wife Ki Adla Badly Kartehain Is Ko Wife Swaping Kaha Jata Hai
Me – Bako Mat Abmai Itni Bhi Anjan Nahi Hun Ki Tum Jo Chaho Wo Kaho Aur Mai Man Lun
He – Mano Ya Namano , Ye Aap Ke Upar Hai Lekin Agar Sabot Chahiye to Bas Mujhe Pahle Batakeyahan Aa Jaiye Fir Dekho Kya Hota Hai Ye
Me – Hoga Mujhekya – Jaise Tum Ho Waisi Tumhari Sangat Aur Waisi Hi Koi Milegi Bhi Tum Ko
He – Ye to Aurachi Bat Hai Ki Tajurbe Wali Mile Mujhezyada Mehnat Nahi Karni Paregi
Me – Kitnebadtamiz Ho , Tum Ko Koi Lihaz Nahi Hoga
He – Kyun Ho , Shadi Se Pahle Koi Larki Kya Thi Mujh Se Kya Matlab ,
Mujhe Us Din Se Matlabhoga Jis Din Se Meri Us Se Shadi Hogi , Us Se Pahle Us Ne Jo Bhi Kiya Ho Yeuski Personal Life Hai Mujhe Us Se Kya ,
Han Shadi Ke Bad Jo Bhi Hai , Wo Ekachi Relationship Honi Chahiye Jiski Buniyad Imandari Aur Bharose Pe Ho ,
Agar Us Ko Apne Boy Friend Ke Sath Jana Bhi Ho to Mujh Se Kahe Aaj Raat Main Apneb/f Ke Sath Rahungi Tum Meri Friend Ko Dekh Lena Aaj Raat
Me – Haaye Hayemar Jao Tum Kamine Besharam Behaya Zaleel , Kitne Kamine Ho Tum
He – Aisa Hi Hun Main
Me – Bhad Me Jao
He – Ok Jaunga Bas Bhad Ka Pata Mil Jaye
Me – Acha Bas Abphone Rakho Nind Aa Rahi Hai
He – Arey Abhise Abhi to Aap Se Bat Bhi Nahi Hui
Me – to Ye Batnahi to Aur Kya Ho Raha Tha Itni Der Se
He – Arey Meramatlab Achi Bat Koi Dhang Ki Bat Itne Dino Ke Baad Aaj Bat Ho Rahi Hai Kuch Tobat Karo
Me – Kaisi Dhang Ki Bat
He – Wahi Yar Kuch Achi Pyari Si
Me – Mujhe Sonahai
He – Roz Hi Sotihain Aap Aaj to Bat Karo Na Please Bahut Dil Kar Raha Hai
Me – Kar to Rahihun Itni Der Se Bat Aur Kaise Karun
He – Ok – Achakahan Ho Apne Room Me
Me – Haan
He – Aur Sab Logso Rahe Hain
Me – Pata Nahiai Apne Room Me Hun
He – Dekh Lo Firapna Room Lock Kar Ke Ear Plug Connectkaro Fir Aram Se Bat Karte Hain
Me – Kyu Rat Jagakarna Hai Kya
He – Raat Me Abbacha Hi Kya Hai , Ab Jao
Me – Thik Hai Yekahkar Maine Phone Band Kar Diya Aur Bahar Aa Gayi ,
Maine Shahnaz Ke Room Mejhanka Wo so Rahi Thi Maine Band Kiya Aur Pani Peekar Apne Room Me Aa Gayi Aurdoor Lock Kar Liya
Maine Head Phonelaga Kar Shaizan Ko Mis Cal Di , Us Ne Fauran Phone Kiya
He – Yes - a Gayi
Me – Haan , Sabso Rahe Hain
He – Room Bandkar Liya
Me – Yes
He – Acha Bed Peho Leti Ho Ya Nahi
Me – Bed Pe Hunaur Baithi Hun
He – Main Toleta Hun Bed Pe Bilkul Nude
Me – Kyu
He – Main Nangahi Sota Hun , Aur Aap Se Bhi Kaha Tha Ki Aise Hi Soya Karo
Me – Chup Raho
He – Acha Aisakaro Khari Ho Jao
Me – Kyun
He – Dekho Jaisakahun Waisa Karna Please Kisi Bat Kabura Mat Mano Hum Sirf Phone Pe Bat Karrahe Hain
Me – Ok –aur Main Uth Kar Zamin Pe Khari Ho Gayi
He – Room Kilight Off Hai Ya On
Me – Off Hai
He – on Karo
Me – Wair Karo –(ye Kahte Hue Maine Light on Kar Di )
He – Kar Li
Me – Yes
He – Ok Ab Tummirror Ke Samnejao Aur Please Koi Sawal Mat Kara Jaisa Kahun Waisa Karna
Me – Thik Hai
Ye Kahte Huemain Mirror Ke Samne Jakar Khari Ho Gayi
He – Mirror Kesamne Koi Table Ya Chair Hai
Me – Yes Hai
He – to Us Chair Ko Mirror Ke Samne Dalo
Me – Dressingtable Ke Samne Chair Hai
He – Ok , Abmirror Me Apne Aap Ko Dekho
Me – Dekh Rahi Hun
He – Kaisi Dikhrahi Ho
Me – Ab Jo Mainhun Wahi Tu Dikhungi Na
He – No Dearplease Gussa Nahi , Apne Aap Ko Dekho Aur Ye Feel Karo Ki Main Tum Ko Dekh Rahahun , Acha Mirror Ke Pas Se Hat Jao
Me – Yes Hatgayi (main Wahan Se Hat Kar Boli)
He – Dhyan Sesuno Jo Main Kah Raha Hun Usko Suno Auraisa Karo Aaj Koi Kahani Nahi Sunane Jar Aha Tum Ko Bas ( Ye Kahte Hue Shaizanmujhe Kuch Baten Batayi Aur Bola Ki Ab Aisa Hi Karna)
Me – Ok Thikhai
He – Ab Mirror Ke Samne Jao
Me – Yes
He – Ab Apnehath Apne Shoulder Pe Rakho
Me – Yes – Main Apnehathon Ko Rakhte Hue Boli
He – Ab Feelkaro Ki Maintumhare Pas Hun Aur Ye Hath Mere Hain
Me – Yes
( Ye Soch Kar Hi Mere Jism Me Ek Ajeeb Sijhurjhuri Si Paida Hui Aur Sanse Apne Aap Bhari Ho Gayi )
He – Ab Main Aapka Top Thora Sa Shoulder Se Niche Kar Raha Hun , Wowww Aap Ka Bra Dikh Raha Hai
Me – What
He – Yahi Feelkaro Abhi Maine Tum Ko Kya Bataya Tha Fir Bhul Gayi
Me – Oooh Ok , Sorry
