Update 76
Us Ke Bad Fir Wosuah Mujhe Phone Kar Ke Puchti Thi Ki Kaun Hai Aur Kaun Kahan Ja Raha Hai Mujhebatao , Maine Us Ko Bata Deti Thi
Isi Tarah Kuchwaqt Ghuzra
Fir Ek Din Chuzijab Aayi to Maine Pucha Haan Ab Bolo Kya Raha Tumhari Tafteesh Ka
Teesh Kaun Teeshka ? Wo Boli
Mera Matlabinvestigation – Main Boli
Yar Kuch Samajhme Nahi Aa Raha in Charon Ko Dekhne Ke Bad Main Bahut Confuse Ho Gayi Hun – Woboli
Ye Arpita Basapne College Aur Ghar Is Ke Alawa Is Ka Kisi Se Kuch Lena Dena Hai Hi Nahi Aurraat Ko Bhi Ye Nahi Jungle Me Ja Sakti Kyun Ki Iske Saas Sasur Hote Hain
Aur Ye Kapoor Yelog Bhi Aise Nahi Lagte Maine Ache Se Dekha Liya in Logon Ko – Wo Boli
Aur Razia Auntyun Ke Bare Me Kya – Maine Pucha
Arey Yar Wo Toyahan Rahti Hi Bahut Kam Hain – Wo Boli , Pura Week to Wo Bhar Rahti Hain Aurkabhi Sunday Ko Aa Gayi to Kabhi Saturday Ko
To Ab Kya Kahogijames Bond Ki Mausi – Main Us Ki Khinchayi Karte Hue Boli
Yar Kahin Nakahin to Kuch Gadbad Hai Jo Meri Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha , Thora Tum Bhi Sochona – Wo Boli
Bat to Aap Kidurust Hai Dear Lekin Kuch Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha Bas Ek Bar Koi Ek Lady Miljaye in Me Se Fir Koi Problem Nahi Hai – Main Boli
Wo to Hai Yarmujhe Bhi Pata Hai Lekin Mil Kahan Rahi Hai , Aur Mane Tum Ko Ye Sochne Ke Liyenahi Kaha , Khair Tum Bhi Majboor Ho Is Se Zyada Tum Soch Bhi Kahan Sakti Ho –wo Fir Meri Khinchayi Karte Hue Boli
Main Bina Kuchkahe Chup Rahi
Aisa Karte Hainus Guard Ko Hi Dara Dhamka Kar Puchte Hain Saala Sab Kuch Bake Ga – Wo Boli
Han Kyun Nahitum Apne Ko Samajhti Kya Ho , Koi Pahawan Ho Tum Ya Fir Bahut Badi Gundi Ho Jowo Tum Se Dar Jayega Us Ko Dekha Haiinsaan Ki Shakal Me Ek Jinnat Lagta Hai– Main Boli
Aisa Kar Saktehain Ki Ab Roz Piche Dekhte Hain Aur Jab Wo Nazar Aayen to Fauran Udhar Torchfocus Kar Ke Chilla Kar Kahen Kaun Hai Kaun Hai Dekh Liya Pahchan Liya , Firwapas Gate Pe Pahunch Kar Dekhte Hain Kikaun Kidhar Se a Raha Hai Aur Kidhar Bhag Raha Hai , Aur Guard Ki to Lambiclass Le Lenge Bas Kaam Ho Jayega – Wo Boli
Haan Thik Hailekin Zara Socho Jaisa Ki Tum Khud Kah Chuki Ho Ki Koi Bhi Ho Wo Hai Is Colony Ki Hi , Ab Agar Hum Log Aisakarte Hain to Beizati Bhi Hogi Na Us Ki Job Hi Hai Aur Wo Main Nahi Chahti - Main Boli
Kyun Yar Ab Isme Kya Problem Hai – Wo Chirh Kar Boli
Dekho Dear Kisiko Dusron Ki Ya Uski Khud Ki Nazar Me Girana Achi Bat Nahi , Iska Anjaam Bahutbura Bhi Ho Sakta Hai , Ek Minute Ke Liye Socho Ki Koi Ghairat Dar Aurat Hai , Aur Wo Majboori Me Ye Kar Rahi Hai Lekin Jab Wo Sab Ke Samne Aa Jayegi to Kyawo Kisi Se Nazar Mila Payegi – Main Boli
Nahi – Wo Boli
Fir Ab Aise Meho Sakta Hai Wo Koi Ghlat Kadam Utha Le Hum Logon Se Dushmani Kar Baithe Ya Firkhudkushi Kar Le , Ye Sab Main Nahi Chahti , Is Liye Kah Rahi Hun Ki Ab Ye Sabchoro Wo Jo Koi Bhi Hain Hamare Liye Kisi Tarah Ka Khatra Nahi Hain – Main Boli
Khatra to Nahiyar Lekin Pata Chalna Chahiye Bahut Din Ho Gaye Hain Ye Nautanki Chalte Hueacha Aisa Karen Ki Main Hareesh Ko Pata Lun Fir Sab Kuch Pata Chal Jayega Waisebhi Wo He Man Lagta Hai – Wo Boli
Han Jao Patao Jochaho Karo Lekin Mere Pa Fir Kabhi Mat Aana – Main Boli
Oooh Yar Tum Na
Kya – Main Gussese Boli
Tum Kyun Is Yugme Paida Ho Gayi , Tum Ko Harishchandra Ke Zamane Me Hona Chahiye Tha – Wobahut Bura Munh Banakar Boli
Main Bina Kuchbole Andar Chali Gayi Itni Der Se Dimagh Ka Dahi Ho Gaya Tha Main Chai Bananalagi , Chai Lekar Main Bahr Ayi Aur Chuzi Ko Di Aur Khud Baith Kar Peene Lahi
Wo Mujhe Dekhrahi Aur Apni Chai Ka Cup Dekh Rahi Thi
Kya Hua – Mainepucha
Tumhari Tarahmera Dimagh Khali Nahi Hai – Wo Boli
Kyun Kya Hua –main Boli
Itni Garmi Me Yelota Bhar Chai Koi Sahi Dimagh Wala to Piyega Nahi Siwaye Tumhare – Wo Boli
To Mat Piyo Merisharafat Ki Maine Tum Ko Bhi Di Akele Pii Leti to Acha Nahi Lagta – Main Boli
Tumhari Sharafatwo Apne Baal Nochti Hui Uth Kar Fidge Me Padi Hui Ek Purani Cold Drink Nikal Ke Le Layi
Ye Bahut Puranihai – Main Boli
To Kya Hua Chaise to Achi Hi Hogi – Wo Boli
Chai Tazi Haiabhi Bani Hai – Maine Kaha
Bhar Me Gayi Tumaur Tumhari Chai Ye Kahte Wo Cold Drink Peene Lagi
Apni Chai Khatamkar Ke Maine Us Ka Cup Bhi Le Liye Aur Peene Lagi Mujhe Dusra Cup Peete Dekhkar Wo Boli
Ye Batao Tum Kokoi Beemari Hai Kya
Nahi - Main Boli , Beemari Tum Ko Hai Is Liye Har2 Month Me Ek Bar Hospital Jati Ho Yahisab Aaltu Faltu Chize Khake – Main Boli
Hey Main Koifaltu Chiz Nahi Khati Main Diet Ka Pura Kyal Rakhti Hun – Wo Ithla Kar Boli
Us Se Kya Hogachuzi Se Chuza to Ban Gayi Ho Ab Kya Anda Ban Ne Ka Irada Hai – Main Boli
Hey Chuza Andaapne Pas Rakho I Hate This , Main Vegetarian Hun Tumhari Tarah Maas Bhakshinahi - Wo Boli
Acha Is Se Hogakyat Um Kyun Aisa Karti Ho – Maine Pucha
Wo Main Fitrahne Ke Liye , Mujhe Zara Sa Bhi Lagta Hai Ki Main Kahin Se Moti Ho Rahi Hunto Main Fauran Dhyan Deti Hun – Wo Boli
Khana Peena Chorkar – Main Boli
Sirf Khana Peenanahi – Wo Boli Yar Main Zero Fihure Hona Chahti Hun Bilkul Shahnaz Ki Tarah Kyafigure Hai Shahnaz Ka Uski Shape Agar Churane Wali Hoti to Main Kab Ka Churachuki Hoti – Wo Boli
Dekho Uski Bodyuska Figure Natural Hai Aur Wo Koi Dietpiet Nahi Karti Aur Na Hi Aur Na Hi Usko Ye Ehsas Hai Ki Dubli Hai Ya Moti –main Boli
Uske Upar Tokitaben Laad Rakhi Hain Tum Ne Wo Ehsas Kaise Karegi – Wo Boli
Wo Bhi Zarurihai Apni Study Hi to Kar Rahi Hai , Aur Haan Wo Tumhari Tarah Khana Nahi Chortiaur Sab Kuch Khati Hai Aur Khooob Khati Hai Tumhari Tarah Nakku Nahi Hai – Mainboli
Jab Thora Motihogi Tab Puchungi – Wo Boli , Acha Ye Bakwas Choro Aur Unaurton Ke Bare Me Batao Kuch Socho Thora – Us Ne Kaha
Haan Chuzi Jeejasoos Number One Aap Kahin Chook Rahi Hain – Main Boli
Kyun Aur Kahan –wo Chaunk Kar Boli
Jaise Aap Ne Inchar Logon Ko Shak Ke Daire Me Liya Tha Un Km Fir Clean Chit De Di Kahin Aisato Nahi Ki Yahi Par Chook Rahi Hain – Main Boli
Nahi Yar - Kyun Ki Main Bata Chuki Hun Na Razia Aunty Torahti Hi Nahi Kabhi Kabhi Aati Hain Aur Ye Tumhari Bhabi Ye Bhi Bas Apne Mebusy Rahti Hai , Aur Wo Dono to Mujhe Dimagh Se Hi Khali Lagti Hain , Ab Aiseme Ye Log Shak Ke Daire Me Nahi Aate – Wo Boli
Yahin Par Tumchook Rahi Ho Kyun Ki Junglde Me Aane Wale Roz Nahi Aate Haina Wo Bhi Kabhikabhi Aate Hain Aur Kabhi Week Me 2 Din Kabhi Week Me 1 Din Aur Kabhi Kabhi 2-3hafte Tak Ghayab , Ab Kuch Samajh Me Aa Raha Hai - Main Boli
Ooooooooooooh Woapna Sir Pette Hue Boli Tumhara Matlab Hai Ki Yahi Log Hain – Wo Munh Farte Hueboli
Shayad Ab Merashak Hai – Mai Boli , Kyun Ki Razia Aunty Kabhi Saturday Ko Ati Hain Aur Kabhi Friday Ko , to Iska Matlab Hai Ki Saturday Episode Razia Aunty Ka Ho Sakta Hai, Aur Wednesday Ka Kisi Aur Ka Ab Us Me Arpita Bhi Ho Sakti Hain
Ya Koi Aur Bhiaur Jahan Tak Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Arpita Bhabi Hi Hain Kyun Ki Unke Inlaws Bhimonth Me 2-3 Bar Kahin Na Kahin Zarur Jate Hain Dono Retired Hain to Apna Apnaghumna Firna Jari Rakhte Hain Aur Dono Beemar Bhi Hain Dono Shugar Ke Mareezhain , Ab Ye Ho Sakta Hai Ki Jab Unke Ghar Pe Koi Na Rahta Ho to Wo Jati Holekin Yahan Par Mera Shak Kam Hai Aur Razia Aunty Ke Masle Par Zyada Hai – Mainboli
Haan Yar Kyakhopri Chalayi Hai – Wo Boli , Lekin Ab Razia Aunty Ko Kaise Pakrenge – Wo Boli Abpakarne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai – Maine Kaha , Ab to Hum Logon Ko Pata Chal Hi Gayana
Nahi – Wo Boli , Abhi Ye Maloom Hona Baki Hai Ki Dusra Admi Aur Dusri Aurat Kaun Hai , Aur Sarachakkar Kya Hai , Ab Tum Kisi Tarah Razia Aunty Ko Pakro – Chuzi Ne Kaha
Thik Hai Mainkoshish Karungi - Maine
Fir Chuzi Chaligayi , Au Raise Hi Waqt Ghuzarta Raha , Hamari Life Apni Routine Me Hi Chaltirahi , Meri Pahli Aur Sab Se Bari Zimmedari Shahnaz Bas Meri Subah Usi Se Hotithi Aur Meri Sham Bhi Us Se Hi Hoti Thi , Mere Routine Se Ab Aap Log Puri Tarahwakif Hain
Aur Aise Hi 1month Beet Gaya , Is Beech Me Jungle Ki Taraf Maine Nahi Dekha Kyun Ki Ab Koizarurat Nahi Thi
Fir Ek Din Jabmain Shahnaz Ko College Chor Kar Ghar Wapas Aayi to , Nausheen Ka Phone Aaya
Maine Phoneuthaya to Nausheen Bahut Ghabrayi Hui Awaz Me Boli Ki , Gul Mom Kakoi Accidentho Gaya Hai
Ye Sukar Mainshock Ho Gayi , Kya Kaise , Kab Aur Kahan , Ghabrayi Hui Awaz Me Itne Saresawal Maine Kiye
Aaj Hi Hua Abpata Nahi Yar Mujhe to Yahi Bataya Ki Office Me Chot Lag Gayi Pair Fisal Gayahospital Me Hain Mom – Wo Boli
To Karna Kya Hai– Maine Kaha
Tum Aisa Karoyar Koi Gadi Hire Karke Chali Jao Aur Dekho Kya Hal Hai Aur Agar Wo Ghar Aasakti Hi to Unko Le Aao , Main to Abhi Itni Jaldi Whan Pahunch Bhi Nahi Sakti –wo Boli
Koi Bat Nahi Tumbilkul Fikar Na Karo Main Dekhti Hun Maine Kaha
Maine Fauransaroj Aunty Ko Bataya Unhone Razia Aunty Ko Phone Kiya to Unka Phone Band Jaraha Tha , Phone Band Hai Iska Matlab Kahin Koi Khatre Ki Bat to Nahi Hai – Wo Boli
Pata Nahi Mujheto Kuch Pata Hi Nahi Hi – Main Boli
Tu Fikar Nakar - Wo Boli Aur Aunty Ne Apne Husbandko Phone Kiya Aur Puri Bat Batayi Kuch Hi Minute Ke Bad Uncle Ne Phone Kar Ke Bataya , Ki Maineuske Office Phone Kiya to Pata Chala Ki Unke Pair Me Chot Aayi Hai Aur Unkohospital Le Jaya Gaya Hai
Aunty Ne Batayaki Uncle Nahi Ja Sakte Lekin Tum Hamari Gadi Liye Jao , Bache Log College Gayehain Main Bhi Fauran Nahi Ja Sakti Na , Tu Samajh Kar Tu Ja Aur Mujhe Phone Kar Dena
Uncle Na Gadibhej Di Maine College Se Shahnaz Ko Liya Aur Wahin Se Usko Lekar Main Chaligayi
Main Pahunchi Toaunty Bed Pet Hi , Unke Unke Pair Me Anckle Se Lekar Ghutne Ke Niche Tak Plaster Laga Hua Tha
Maine Pucha Todocter Ne Kha Ki Teen Hafte Tak Plaster Laga Rahega , Maine Wahin Se Nausheenko Bataya Aur Saroj Aunty Ko Bataya , Doctor Ne Complete Bed Rest Bataya Tha , Main Aunty Ko Lekar Chali Aayi
Ab Aunty Koproblem to Bahut Thi , Us Din Puri Tarah Se Maine Hi Razia Aunty Ka Khyal Rakha Aur Dusre Din Unke Relatives Se Kuch Logaa Gaye the , Lekin Fir Bhi Main Bahut Waqt Unke Sath Rahti Thi
To Hua Kuch Aisaki Jab Main Aunty Ko Lekar Unke Ghr Pahunchi to Colony Ki Sab Logo Wahan Aagaye Aur Razia Aunty Ka Haal Ahwalpuchne Lage , Jab Sab Ko Ye Pata Chal Gaya Akhir Kya Hua Hai to Marad Log Chalegaye Aur Aurten Baithi Rahin
Ye Hota Hai Kikisi Ko Ki Problem Ho to Uski Halat Jitni Hi Khasta Hi Kyun Na Ho Lekin Sab Koye Puchne Ki Fikar Rahti Hai Ki Hua Kya , Ye Dastoor Duniya Hai
Last Me Kuchaurten Jo Baithi Hui Razia Aunty Se Baten Kar Rahi Thi Tabhi Surjeet Aunty Aagayi
Aura Ate Hi Bolikya Hua Kahan Pair Phansa Diya Tha , Kitni Bar Tujh Ko Bola Ki Ghalt Jagah Pairmat Dala Kar Lekin Tu Manti Hi Nahi , Ab Dekh Is Umar Me Tera Pair Bhari Hogaya
Aur Esi Tarah Unlogon Ka Hansi Mazak Chalta Raha Kuch Der Ke Bad Sab Log Apne Ghar Chale Gayeaur Main Razia Aunty Ke Sath Thi Shahnaz Ko Maine Ghar Bhej Diya Tha
Tabhi Meremobile Pe Phone Aaya , Maine Dekha Phone Chuzi Ka Tha Yunhi Normal Bat Kedauran Us Ne Pucha Kuch Pata Chala Us Bare Me ?
Maine Bataya Kimain Razia Aunty Ke Yahan Hun Unke Sath Aisa Hadsa Ho Gaya
Hmm – Kahin Zorka Jhtka to Nahi Lag Gaya Aunty Ko – Wo Boli
Shut up Chuzibakwas Mat Kiya Karo Har Waqt – Main Boli – Jiske Jawab Wo Sirf Ahmakana Hansi Hanstirahi Aur Fir Phone Band Ho Gaya
Razia Aunty Ne Mujh Se Kaha Ki Beta Ab Tum Ghar Jao Thakgayi Hogi
Maine Kaha Nahimain Yahin Hun Aaj Ap Ke Pas Kyun Ki Kal to Aa Hi Jayenge Aap Ke Relatives Tabtak Main Yahan Hun
Razia Aunty Se Maine Kaha Acha Ab Aap Ko Change Kara Dunaap Kab Tak Is Dress Me Rahogi
Haan – Wo Boli , Fir Maine Aunty Ki Change Karne Me Help Ki , Unko Takleef to Bahut Thi , Aurmujhe Bahut Zahmat Hui Aunty Ke Kapre Badalne Me , Aunty Ne Saree Pahni Hui Thi
Aunty Ko Mainepeticot Ke Sath Ek Gown Pahna Diya Jis Se Ki Unko Koi Zyada Takleef Na Ho , Firaunty Ne Ek Gold Chain Me Locket Pahnahua Tha Aur Stone Tops Jis Ko Unhone Nikal Diya Aur Apne Hand Bag Se Kuchsaman Aur Chabi Nikal Kar Mujhe Dete Hueboli
Beta Is Koalmari Me Rakh Do
Maine Almarikholi to Wo Beshkeemti Kapron Se Bhari Hui Thi , Maine Kaha Is Ko Kahan Rakhun
Locker Khol Nabewakuf – Wo Boli
Maine Lockerkhola to Us Me Bahut Se Jewellery Box Rakhe Hue the , Jinko Dekh Kar Main Bahutkhush Hui Aur Khol Khol Kar Dekhne Lagi
Aunty Itni Sarijwelery Hai Aap Ke Pas Lekin Aap Kabhi Pahanti Nahi Hain – Maine Pucha
Haan Beta Basyahi Pahan Leti Hun , Warna Ek Bewa Aurat Ko Jwelery Ki Kya Zarurat Hai , Achabhi Nahi Lagta Hai Ab – Wo Ek Lambi Sans Lete Hue Thora Afsos Ke Sath Boli
Lekin Bahut Sareset Hain Aap Ke Pas – Main Boli
Ab Kahan Hainbahut Se – Kyun Ki Adhe Se Zyada to Maine Teri Saheli Ko De Diye – Wo Boli
Apni Beti Ko Dediye Ye Kahiye Aur Akhir Ye Sab Hai to Uska Hi , Ye Bhi Us Ko De Diye to Acharahega Kam Se Kam Wo Pahan Legi Aap K Pas to Rakhe Hue Hain – Maine Kaha
Nahi Ye Ab Us Konahi Dena Hai Us Ko Jo Dena Tha De Chuki Ye Jwelery Kisi Aur Ko Den Eke Liyerakhi Hai Maine – Wo Boli
Ok Aunty Jaisiaap Ki Marzi Lekin Kya Main Puch Sakti Hun Ki Ye Aap Kis Ko Dungi – Maine Kaha
Hmmm – Wo Apnasir Hilate Hue Boli – Puchna to Aap Ko Nahi Chahiye Nahi Jab Puch Liye Hai Tomain Bata Deti Hun – Wo Boli
To Bataiye Jaldise – Maine Kaha
Ye Sab Main Apnido Aur Betiyon Ko Dungi Jab Unki Shadi Hogi Is Liye Maine Inko Rakha Hua Hai –wo Boli
Do Aur Kaun Sibetiyan Hain Aap Ki – Main Boli
Wo Hain Gulnaazaur Shahnaz Akhir Unki Bhi to Shadi Hogi Hi Na – Wo Boli
Main Hairani Seaunty Ka Munh Dekh Rahi Thi
Ab Tbeta Tumshadi Karo Kab Tak Aise Hi Rahogi – Aunty Ne Kaha
Abhi Nahi Auntyabhi Jab Tak Shahnaz Ki Study Puri Nahi Ho Jati Tab Tak Main Is Bare Mesochongi Bhi Nahi , Aur Pahle Main Shahnaz Ki Shadi Karungi Fir Apne Bare Mesochungi – Maine Kaha
Tum Bhi Apnijagah Bahut Acha Soch Rahi Ho Lekin Is Me Tumhari Age Hoti Jayegi Aur Kahinaage Tum Ko Problem Na Aaye Bas Itni Si Bat Hai – Wo Boli
Koi Bat Nahiaunty Jab Waqt Ayega Tab Dekha Jayega Main Abhi Se Wo Sab Soch Ke Pareshan Nahihona Chahti Kyunki Jis Shahar Nahi Jana Uska Rasta Puchne Se Kya Faida
Thik Hai Godbless You Dear – Wo Boli
Maine Aunty Kisab Jwelery Dekhi Jo Ki Bakaul Unke Meri Aur Shahnaz Kit Hi , Bahut Achi Aurbahut Keemti Thi , Sab Ko Dekhne Ke Bad Maine Rakh Diya Rakhte Hue Meri Nazarek Tute Hue Locket Par Padi Jo Locket Baghair Chain Ka Tha Aur Us Ke Sath Hi Usbox Me Eke K Kan Ki Bali Bhi Thi Locket Ko Dekhne Ke Bad to Mujhe Koi Fikar Nahihui Jab Maine Woe K Bali Dekhi to Mujhe Fauran Wo Yad Aa Gayi Jo Ek Mere Pasmaujood Thi Aur Mujhe Piche Jungle Me Mili Thi
Apne Math Ekesath Sath Apne Jism Ke Dusre Hisso Par Maine Thanda Paseena Mahsoos Kiya Kyu Ki Mera Shak Yakeen Me Tabdel Hota Nazaraa Raha Tha Lekin Fir Bhi Dil Ke Kisi Ghoshe Se Yahi Sada Aa Rahi Thi Ki Yesach Nahi Ho Sakta
Maine Us Ko Hathme Lekar Aunty Ko Dikhate Hue Boli – Aunty Ye Locket Tuta Hua Hai Is Ki Chainkahan Hai
Dikhao Aunty Womere Hath Se Lete Hue Boli – Hmmmmm Shayad Kahin Gir Gayi Thi Locket Toot Gqayatha to Gir Gayi Hogi
Aunty to Fir Apne Dusri Chain Kyun Nahi Dalwayi Is Me – Maine Pucha
Zarurat Hi Nahisamjhi Beta Kya Karungi Main Ye Sab – Wo Boli
Aunty Lekin Agarye Girta to Pura Locket Girta Aur Jaise Ki Ye Toota Hua Dikh Raha Hai to Tootkar Locket Girna Chahiye Tha Chain to Aap Ke Gale Me Hogi to Fir Kaise Gir Gayiaur Locket Aap Ke Pas Raha Ye Samajh Menahi Aa Raha – Main Boli
Oofffff Hoookyun Dimagh Kha Rahi Ho Custom Officer Ho Gayi Ho Kya – Wo Boli
Nhi Aunty Baspuch Rahi Thi , Kahin Aisa to Nahi Ki Aap Ne Kisi Ko Mange Diya Ho Ye Set –main Boli
Nahi Mangegakaun - Wo Boli – Han Shayad Ye Kisi Ne Mere Gale Se Khinch Lit Hi , Aur Mujhepata Nahi Chala Aur Ye Locket Mere Blouse Me Blouse Me Kya Bra Me Phans Kar Rah Gaya Tha Is Liye Mujhe Mil Gaya – Woboli
Aur Ye Bali Iski Dusri Kahan Hai Is Me to Sirf Ek Hi Hai – Maine Pucha
Ye to Kahin Gharme Gir Gayi Thi Bahut Dhundha Par Mili Nahi – Wo Boli
Ok Aunty – Main Boli Aur Unki Almari Me Sarasaman Rakhne Ke Bad Maine Lock Kar Ke Chabi Aunty Ko De Di , Mere Hawas Gum Horahe the Main Ek Minute Bhi Wahan Ruk Nahi Pa Rahi Thi
Maine Aunty Sekaha Acha Main Ghar Ja Rahi Hun Fresh Ho Kar Change Kar Kun Fir Aati Tab Takaaram Kariye – Main Boli Aur Wahan Se Apne Ghar Aa Gayi
Main Hanftikanpti Ghar Ame Dakhil Hui to Shahnaz Boli Kya Hua Bibbi Kuch Problem Hai
Nahi Rani Bas Bathroomjana Hai , Main Boli Aur Tezi Se Apne Room Ki Taraf Barh Gayi Piche Shahnazhanste Hue Boli Dekho Bibbi Choot Na Jaye
Chup Kar Bewakoof – Main Boli Aur Apne Room Me Aa Gayiroom Me Akar Main Sab Se Fpahle Bathroom Me Hi Gayi Aur Apna Sir Pani Me Dubanelagi Jo Halat Numaya Hokar Samne Themain Us Par Yakeen Nahi Kar Pa Rahi Thi
Mujhe Shaizan Keword Yad Aa Rahe the – Ki Shayad Ghar Se Bahr Ki Duniya Kya Hoti Hai Tum Jantihi Nahi Ho
Ya to Tum Bahutbholi Masoom Ho Ya Fir Bahut Badi Bewakoof Kyu It Um Ko Kuch Nahi Pata Ki Is Duniya Me Chal Kya Raha Hai
Meri Sanse Bahuttez Chal Rahi Thi , Amin Bina E Pal Zaya Kiye Nahane Lagi Aur Bahr Aka Mainechange Kiya , Kuch Der Baithne Ke Bad Maine Apni Almari Se Wo Saman Nikala Jomujhe Jungle Me Mila Tha , Maien Socha Chuzi Ko Phone Karun , Lekin Ye Soch Karnahi Kiya Ki Abhi Us Ko Na Bataun Pahle Main Khud Dekh Lun Fir Bataungi Aur Garus Ko Bata Diya to Pata Nahi Wo Aage Kya Programme Bana Kar Kuch Naya Order Dede Is Liye Maine Us Ko Nahi Bataya
Thori Der Maishahnaz Ke Pas Baithi Aur Fir Maine Shahnaz Se Kaha Ki Main Razia Aunty Keyahan Ja Rahi Hun Aur Samne Hi Baithi Hun Koi Zarurat Ho to Awaz De Dena Ya Firphone Karna – Maine Kaha Aur Chali Gayi
Aunty Ke Paspahunchi Maine Un Ko Awaz Di Unhone Fauran Ankhen Kholkar Mujhe Dekha
Aap so Gayi Thi –main Ne Pucha
Kahan Beta Abhito Dard Itna Hai Ki Chain Nahi Aa Raha – Wo Boli
Haan Aunty Dawato Di Hai Dr. Ne Lekin Raat Ko Nind Ki Dawa Bhi Aap Ko Di Jayegi Taki Aap Sukunse so Sako Aur Abhi Jab Tak Swelling Rahegi to Dard Rahega , Subah Aap Thikthak Mahsoos Karengi – Maine Kaha
Isi Tarah Kuchwaqt Ghuzra
Fir Ek Din Chuzijab Aayi to Maine Pucha Haan Ab Bolo Kya Raha Tumhari Tafteesh Ka
Teesh Kaun Teeshka ? Wo Boli
Mera Matlabinvestigation – Main Boli
Yar Kuch Samajhme Nahi Aa Raha in Charon Ko Dekhne Ke Bad Main Bahut Confuse Ho Gayi Hun – Woboli
Ye Arpita Basapne College Aur Ghar Is Ke Alawa Is Ka Kisi Se Kuch Lena Dena Hai Hi Nahi Aurraat Ko Bhi Ye Nahi Jungle Me Ja Sakti Kyun Ki Iske Saas Sasur Hote Hain
Aur Ye Kapoor Yelog Bhi Aise Nahi Lagte Maine Ache Se Dekha Liya in Logon Ko – Wo Boli
Aur Razia Auntyun Ke Bare Me Kya – Maine Pucha
Arey Yar Wo Toyahan Rahti Hi Bahut Kam Hain – Wo Boli , Pura Week to Wo Bhar Rahti Hain Aurkabhi Sunday Ko Aa Gayi to Kabhi Saturday Ko
To Ab Kya Kahogijames Bond Ki Mausi – Main Us Ki Khinchayi Karte Hue Boli
Yar Kahin Nakahin to Kuch Gadbad Hai Jo Meri Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha , Thora Tum Bhi Sochona – Wo Boli
Bat to Aap Kidurust Hai Dear Lekin Kuch Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha Bas Ek Bar Koi Ek Lady Miljaye in Me Se Fir Koi Problem Nahi Hai – Main Boli
Wo to Hai Yarmujhe Bhi Pata Hai Lekin Mil Kahan Rahi Hai , Aur Mane Tum Ko Ye Sochne Ke Liyenahi Kaha , Khair Tum Bhi Majboor Ho Is Se Zyada Tum Soch Bhi Kahan Sakti Ho –wo Fir Meri Khinchayi Karte Hue Boli
Main Bina Kuchkahe Chup Rahi
Aisa Karte Hainus Guard Ko Hi Dara Dhamka Kar Puchte Hain Saala Sab Kuch Bake Ga – Wo Boli
Han Kyun Nahitum Apne Ko Samajhti Kya Ho , Koi Pahawan Ho Tum Ya Fir Bahut Badi Gundi Ho Jowo Tum Se Dar Jayega Us Ko Dekha Haiinsaan Ki Shakal Me Ek Jinnat Lagta Hai– Main Boli
Aisa Kar Saktehain Ki Ab Roz Piche Dekhte Hain Aur Jab Wo Nazar Aayen to Fauran Udhar Torchfocus Kar Ke Chilla Kar Kahen Kaun Hai Kaun Hai Dekh Liya Pahchan Liya , Firwapas Gate Pe Pahunch Kar Dekhte Hain Kikaun Kidhar Se a Raha Hai Aur Kidhar Bhag Raha Hai , Aur Guard Ki to Lambiclass Le Lenge Bas Kaam Ho Jayega – Wo Boli
Haan Thik Hailekin Zara Socho Jaisa Ki Tum Khud Kah Chuki Ho Ki Koi Bhi Ho Wo Hai Is Colony Ki Hi , Ab Agar Hum Log Aisakarte Hain to Beizati Bhi Hogi Na Us Ki Job Hi Hai Aur Wo Main Nahi Chahti - Main Boli
Kyun Yar Ab Isme Kya Problem Hai – Wo Chirh Kar Boli
Dekho Dear Kisiko Dusron Ki Ya Uski Khud Ki Nazar Me Girana Achi Bat Nahi , Iska Anjaam Bahutbura Bhi Ho Sakta Hai , Ek Minute Ke Liye Socho Ki Koi Ghairat Dar Aurat Hai , Aur Wo Majboori Me Ye Kar Rahi Hai Lekin Jab Wo Sab Ke Samne Aa Jayegi to Kyawo Kisi Se Nazar Mila Payegi – Main Boli
Nahi – Wo Boli
Fir Ab Aise Meho Sakta Hai Wo Koi Ghlat Kadam Utha Le Hum Logon Se Dushmani Kar Baithe Ya Firkhudkushi Kar Le , Ye Sab Main Nahi Chahti , Is Liye Kah Rahi Hun Ki Ab Ye Sabchoro Wo Jo Koi Bhi Hain Hamare Liye Kisi Tarah Ka Khatra Nahi Hain – Main Boli
Khatra to Nahiyar Lekin Pata Chalna Chahiye Bahut Din Ho Gaye Hain Ye Nautanki Chalte Hueacha Aisa Karen Ki Main Hareesh Ko Pata Lun Fir Sab Kuch Pata Chal Jayega Waisebhi Wo He Man Lagta Hai – Wo Boli
Han Jao Patao Jochaho Karo Lekin Mere Pa Fir Kabhi Mat Aana – Main Boli
Oooh Yar Tum Na
Kya – Main Gussese Boli
Tum Kyun Is Yugme Paida Ho Gayi , Tum Ko Harishchandra Ke Zamane Me Hona Chahiye Tha – Wobahut Bura Munh Banakar Boli
Main Bina Kuchbole Andar Chali Gayi Itni Der Se Dimagh Ka Dahi Ho Gaya Tha Main Chai Bananalagi , Chai Lekar Main Bahr Ayi Aur Chuzi Ko Di Aur Khud Baith Kar Peene Lahi
Wo Mujhe Dekhrahi Aur Apni Chai Ka Cup Dekh Rahi Thi
Kya Hua – Mainepucha
Tumhari Tarahmera Dimagh Khali Nahi Hai – Wo Boli
Kyun Kya Hua –main Boli
Itni Garmi Me Yelota Bhar Chai Koi Sahi Dimagh Wala to Piyega Nahi Siwaye Tumhare – Wo Boli
To Mat Piyo Merisharafat Ki Maine Tum Ko Bhi Di Akele Pii Leti to Acha Nahi Lagta – Main Boli
Tumhari Sharafatwo Apne Baal Nochti Hui Uth Kar Fidge Me Padi Hui Ek Purani Cold Drink Nikal Ke Le Layi
Ye Bahut Puranihai – Main Boli
To Kya Hua Chaise to Achi Hi Hogi – Wo Boli
Chai Tazi Haiabhi Bani Hai – Maine Kaha
Bhar Me Gayi Tumaur Tumhari Chai Ye Kahte Wo Cold Drink Peene Lagi
Apni Chai Khatamkar Ke Maine Us Ka Cup Bhi Le Liye Aur Peene Lagi Mujhe Dusra Cup Peete Dekhkar Wo Boli
Ye Batao Tum Kokoi Beemari Hai Kya
Nahi - Main Boli , Beemari Tum Ko Hai Is Liye Har2 Month Me Ek Bar Hospital Jati Ho Yahisab Aaltu Faltu Chize Khake – Main Boli
Hey Main Koifaltu Chiz Nahi Khati Main Diet Ka Pura Kyal Rakhti Hun – Wo Ithla Kar Boli
Us Se Kya Hogachuzi Se Chuza to Ban Gayi Ho Ab Kya Anda Ban Ne Ka Irada Hai – Main Boli
Hey Chuza Andaapne Pas Rakho I Hate This , Main Vegetarian Hun Tumhari Tarah Maas Bhakshinahi - Wo Boli
Acha Is Se Hogakyat Um Kyun Aisa Karti Ho – Maine Pucha
Wo Main Fitrahne Ke Liye , Mujhe Zara Sa Bhi Lagta Hai Ki Main Kahin Se Moti Ho Rahi Hunto Main Fauran Dhyan Deti Hun – Wo Boli
Khana Peena Chorkar – Main Boli
Sirf Khana Peenanahi – Wo Boli Yar Main Zero Fihure Hona Chahti Hun Bilkul Shahnaz Ki Tarah Kyafigure Hai Shahnaz Ka Uski Shape Agar Churane Wali Hoti to Main Kab Ka Churachuki Hoti – Wo Boli
Dekho Uski Bodyuska Figure Natural Hai Aur Wo Koi Dietpiet Nahi Karti Aur Na Hi Aur Na Hi Usko Ye Ehsas Hai Ki Dubli Hai Ya Moti –main Boli
Uske Upar Tokitaben Laad Rakhi Hain Tum Ne Wo Ehsas Kaise Karegi – Wo Boli
Wo Bhi Zarurihai Apni Study Hi to Kar Rahi Hai , Aur Haan Wo Tumhari Tarah Khana Nahi Chortiaur Sab Kuch Khati Hai Aur Khooob Khati Hai Tumhari Tarah Nakku Nahi Hai – Mainboli
Jab Thora Motihogi Tab Puchungi – Wo Boli , Acha Ye Bakwas Choro Aur Unaurton Ke Bare Me Batao Kuch Socho Thora – Us Ne Kaha
Haan Chuzi Jeejasoos Number One Aap Kahin Chook Rahi Hain – Main Boli
Kyun Aur Kahan –wo Chaunk Kar Boli
Jaise Aap Ne Inchar Logon Ko Shak Ke Daire Me Liya Tha Un Km Fir Clean Chit De Di Kahin Aisato Nahi Ki Yahi Par Chook Rahi Hain – Main Boli
Nahi Yar - Kyun Ki Main Bata Chuki Hun Na Razia Aunty Torahti Hi Nahi Kabhi Kabhi Aati Hain Aur Ye Tumhari Bhabi Ye Bhi Bas Apne Mebusy Rahti Hai , Aur Wo Dono to Mujhe Dimagh Se Hi Khali Lagti Hain , Ab Aiseme Ye Log Shak Ke Daire Me Nahi Aate – Wo Boli
Yahin Par Tumchook Rahi Ho Kyun Ki Junglde Me Aane Wale Roz Nahi Aate Haina Wo Bhi Kabhikabhi Aate Hain Aur Kabhi Week Me 2 Din Kabhi Week Me 1 Din Aur Kabhi Kabhi 2-3hafte Tak Ghayab , Ab Kuch Samajh Me Aa Raha Hai - Main Boli
Ooooooooooooh Woapna Sir Pette Hue Boli Tumhara Matlab Hai Ki Yahi Log Hain – Wo Munh Farte Hueboli
Shayad Ab Merashak Hai – Mai Boli , Kyun Ki Razia Aunty Kabhi Saturday Ko Ati Hain Aur Kabhi Friday Ko , to Iska Matlab Hai Ki Saturday Episode Razia Aunty Ka Ho Sakta Hai, Aur Wednesday Ka Kisi Aur Ka Ab Us Me Arpita Bhi Ho Sakti Hain
Ya Koi Aur Bhiaur Jahan Tak Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Arpita Bhabi Hi Hain Kyun Ki Unke Inlaws Bhimonth Me 2-3 Bar Kahin Na Kahin Zarur Jate Hain Dono Retired Hain to Apna Apnaghumna Firna Jari Rakhte Hain Aur Dono Beemar Bhi Hain Dono Shugar Ke Mareezhain , Ab Ye Ho Sakta Hai Ki Jab Unke Ghar Pe Koi Na Rahta Ho to Wo Jati Holekin Yahan Par Mera Shak Kam Hai Aur Razia Aunty Ke Masle Par Zyada Hai – Mainboli
Haan Yar Kyakhopri Chalayi Hai – Wo Boli , Lekin Ab Razia Aunty Ko Kaise Pakrenge – Wo Boli Abpakarne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai – Maine Kaha , Ab to Hum Logon Ko Pata Chal Hi Gayana
Nahi – Wo Boli , Abhi Ye Maloom Hona Baki Hai Ki Dusra Admi Aur Dusri Aurat Kaun Hai , Aur Sarachakkar Kya Hai , Ab Tum Kisi Tarah Razia Aunty Ko Pakro – Chuzi Ne Kaha
Thik Hai Mainkoshish Karungi - Maine
Fir Chuzi Chaligayi , Au Raise Hi Waqt Ghuzarta Raha , Hamari Life Apni Routine Me Hi Chaltirahi , Meri Pahli Aur Sab Se Bari Zimmedari Shahnaz Bas Meri Subah Usi Se Hotithi Aur Meri Sham Bhi Us Se Hi Hoti Thi , Mere Routine Se Ab Aap Log Puri Tarahwakif Hain
Aur Aise Hi 1month Beet Gaya , Is Beech Me Jungle Ki Taraf Maine Nahi Dekha Kyun Ki Ab Koizarurat Nahi Thi
Fir Ek Din Jabmain Shahnaz Ko College Chor Kar Ghar Wapas Aayi to , Nausheen Ka Phone Aaya
Maine Phoneuthaya to Nausheen Bahut Ghabrayi Hui Awaz Me Boli Ki , Gul Mom Kakoi Accidentho Gaya Hai
Ye Sukar Mainshock Ho Gayi , Kya Kaise , Kab Aur Kahan , Ghabrayi Hui Awaz Me Itne Saresawal Maine Kiye
Aaj Hi Hua Abpata Nahi Yar Mujhe to Yahi Bataya Ki Office Me Chot Lag Gayi Pair Fisal Gayahospital Me Hain Mom – Wo Boli
To Karna Kya Hai– Maine Kaha
Tum Aisa Karoyar Koi Gadi Hire Karke Chali Jao Aur Dekho Kya Hal Hai Aur Agar Wo Ghar Aasakti Hi to Unko Le Aao , Main to Abhi Itni Jaldi Whan Pahunch Bhi Nahi Sakti –wo Boli
Koi Bat Nahi Tumbilkul Fikar Na Karo Main Dekhti Hun Maine Kaha
Maine Fauransaroj Aunty Ko Bataya Unhone Razia Aunty Ko Phone Kiya to Unka Phone Band Jaraha Tha , Phone Band Hai Iska Matlab Kahin Koi Khatre Ki Bat to Nahi Hai – Wo Boli
Pata Nahi Mujheto Kuch Pata Hi Nahi Hi – Main Boli
Tu Fikar Nakar - Wo Boli Aur Aunty Ne Apne Husbandko Phone Kiya Aur Puri Bat Batayi Kuch Hi Minute Ke Bad Uncle Ne Phone Kar Ke Bataya , Ki Maineuske Office Phone Kiya to Pata Chala Ki Unke Pair Me Chot Aayi Hai Aur Unkohospital Le Jaya Gaya Hai
Aunty Ne Batayaki Uncle Nahi Ja Sakte Lekin Tum Hamari Gadi Liye Jao , Bache Log College Gayehain Main Bhi Fauran Nahi Ja Sakti Na , Tu Samajh Kar Tu Ja Aur Mujhe Phone Kar Dena
Uncle Na Gadibhej Di Maine College Se Shahnaz Ko Liya Aur Wahin Se Usko Lekar Main Chaligayi
Main Pahunchi Toaunty Bed Pet Hi , Unke Unke Pair Me Anckle Se Lekar Ghutne Ke Niche Tak Plaster Laga Hua Tha
Maine Pucha Todocter Ne Kha Ki Teen Hafte Tak Plaster Laga Rahega , Maine Wahin Se Nausheenko Bataya Aur Saroj Aunty Ko Bataya , Doctor Ne Complete Bed Rest Bataya Tha , Main Aunty Ko Lekar Chali Aayi
Ab Aunty Koproblem to Bahut Thi , Us Din Puri Tarah Se Maine Hi Razia Aunty Ka Khyal Rakha Aur Dusre Din Unke Relatives Se Kuch Logaa Gaye the , Lekin Fir Bhi Main Bahut Waqt Unke Sath Rahti Thi
To Hua Kuch Aisaki Jab Main Aunty Ko Lekar Unke Ghr Pahunchi to Colony Ki Sab Logo Wahan Aagaye Aur Razia Aunty Ka Haal Ahwalpuchne Lage , Jab Sab Ko Ye Pata Chal Gaya Akhir Kya Hua Hai to Marad Log Chalegaye Aur Aurten Baithi Rahin
Ye Hota Hai Kikisi Ko Ki Problem Ho to Uski Halat Jitni Hi Khasta Hi Kyun Na Ho Lekin Sab Koye Puchne Ki Fikar Rahti Hai Ki Hua Kya , Ye Dastoor Duniya Hai
Last Me Kuchaurten Jo Baithi Hui Razia Aunty Se Baten Kar Rahi Thi Tabhi Surjeet Aunty Aagayi
Aura Ate Hi Bolikya Hua Kahan Pair Phansa Diya Tha , Kitni Bar Tujh Ko Bola Ki Ghalt Jagah Pairmat Dala Kar Lekin Tu Manti Hi Nahi , Ab Dekh Is Umar Me Tera Pair Bhari Hogaya
Aur Esi Tarah Unlogon Ka Hansi Mazak Chalta Raha Kuch Der Ke Bad Sab Log Apne Ghar Chale Gayeaur Main Razia Aunty Ke Sath Thi Shahnaz Ko Maine Ghar Bhej Diya Tha
Tabhi Meremobile Pe Phone Aaya , Maine Dekha Phone Chuzi Ka Tha Yunhi Normal Bat Kedauran Us Ne Pucha Kuch Pata Chala Us Bare Me ?
Maine Bataya Kimain Razia Aunty Ke Yahan Hun Unke Sath Aisa Hadsa Ho Gaya
Hmm – Kahin Zorka Jhtka to Nahi Lag Gaya Aunty Ko – Wo Boli
Shut up Chuzibakwas Mat Kiya Karo Har Waqt – Main Boli – Jiske Jawab Wo Sirf Ahmakana Hansi Hanstirahi Aur Fir Phone Band Ho Gaya
Razia Aunty Ne Mujh Se Kaha Ki Beta Ab Tum Ghar Jao Thakgayi Hogi
Maine Kaha Nahimain Yahin Hun Aaj Ap Ke Pas Kyun Ki Kal to Aa Hi Jayenge Aap Ke Relatives Tabtak Main Yahan Hun
Razia Aunty Se Maine Kaha Acha Ab Aap Ko Change Kara Dunaap Kab Tak Is Dress Me Rahogi
Haan – Wo Boli , Fir Maine Aunty Ki Change Karne Me Help Ki , Unko Takleef to Bahut Thi , Aurmujhe Bahut Zahmat Hui Aunty Ke Kapre Badalne Me , Aunty Ne Saree Pahni Hui Thi
Aunty Ko Mainepeticot Ke Sath Ek Gown Pahna Diya Jis Se Ki Unko Koi Zyada Takleef Na Ho , Firaunty Ne Ek Gold Chain Me Locket Pahnahua Tha Aur Stone Tops Jis Ko Unhone Nikal Diya Aur Apne Hand Bag Se Kuchsaman Aur Chabi Nikal Kar Mujhe Dete Hueboli
Beta Is Koalmari Me Rakh Do
Maine Almarikholi to Wo Beshkeemti Kapron Se Bhari Hui Thi , Maine Kaha Is Ko Kahan Rakhun
Locker Khol Nabewakuf – Wo Boli
Maine Lockerkhola to Us Me Bahut Se Jewellery Box Rakhe Hue the , Jinko Dekh Kar Main Bahutkhush Hui Aur Khol Khol Kar Dekhne Lagi
Aunty Itni Sarijwelery Hai Aap Ke Pas Lekin Aap Kabhi Pahanti Nahi Hain – Maine Pucha
Haan Beta Basyahi Pahan Leti Hun , Warna Ek Bewa Aurat Ko Jwelery Ki Kya Zarurat Hai , Achabhi Nahi Lagta Hai Ab – Wo Ek Lambi Sans Lete Hue Thora Afsos Ke Sath Boli
Lekin Bahut Sareset Hain Aap Ke Pas – Main Boli
Ab Kahan Hainbahut Se – Kyun Ki Adhe Se Zyada to Maine Teri Saheli Ko De Diye – Wo Boli
Apni Beti Ko Dediye Ye Kahiye Aur Akhir Ye Sab Hai to Uska Hi , Ye Bhi Us Ko De Diye to Acharahega Kam Se Kam Wo Pahan Legi Aap K Pas to Rakhe Hue Hain – Maine Kaha
Nahi Ye Ab Us Konahi Dena Hai Us Ko Jo Dena Tha De Chuki Ye Jwelery Kisi Aur Ko Den Eke Liyerakhi Hai Maine – Wo Boli
Ok Aunty Jaisiaap Ki Marzi Lekin Kya Main Puch Sakti Hun Ki Ye Aap Kis Ko Dungi – Maine Kaha
Hmmm – Wo Apnasir Hilate Hue Boli – Puchna to Aap Ko Nahi Chahiye Nahi Jab Puch Liye Hai Tomain Bata Deti Hun – Wo Boli
To Bataiye Jaldise – Maine Kaha
Ye Sab Main Apnido Aur Betiyon Ko Dungi Jab Unki Shadi Hogi Is Liye Maine Inko Rakha Hua Hai –wo Boli
Do Aur Kaun Sibetiyan Hain Aap Ki – Main Boli
Wo Hain Gulnaazaur Shahnaz Akhir Unki Bhi to Shadi Hogi Hi Na – Wo Boli
Main Hairani Seaunty Ka Munh Dekh Rahi Thi
Ab Tbeta Tumshadi Karo Kab Tak Aise Hi Rahogi – Aunty Ne Kaha
Abhi Nahi Auntyabhi Jab Tak Shahnaz Ki Study Puri Nahi Ho Jati Tab Tak Main Is Bare Mesochongi Bhi Nahi , Aur Pahle Main Shahnaz Ki Shadi Karungi Fir Apne Bare Mesochungi – Maine Kaha
Tum Bhi Apnijagah Bahut Acha Soch Rahi Ho Lekin Is Me Tumhari Age Hoti Jayegi Aur Kahinaage Tum Ko Problem Na Aaye Bas Itni Si Bat Hai – Wo Boli
Koi Bat Nahiaunty Jab Waqt Ayega Tab Dekha Jayega Main Abhi Se Wo Sab Soch Ke Pareshan Nahihona Chahti Kyunki Jis Shahar Nahi Jana Uska Rasta Puchne Se Kya Faida
Thik Hai Godbless You Dear – Wo Boli
Maine Aunty Kisab Jwelery Dekhi Jo Ki Bakaul Unke Meri Aur Shahnaz Kit Hi , Bahut Achi Aurbahut Keemti Thi , Sab Ko Dekhne Ke Bad Maine Rakh Diya Rakhte Hue Meri Nazarek Tute Hue Locket Par Padi Jo Locket Baghair Chain Ka Tha Aur Us Ke Sath Hi Usbox Me Eke K Kan Ki Bali Bhi Thi Locket Ko Dekhne Ke Bad to Mujhe Koi Fikar Nahihui Jab Maine Woe K Bali Dekhi to Mujhe Fauran Wo Yad Aa Gayi Jo Ek Mere Pasmaujood Thi Aur Mujhe Piche Jungle Me Mili Thi
Apne Math Ekesath Sath Apne Jism Ke Dusre Hisso Par Maine Thanda Paseena Mahsoos Kiya Kyu Ki Mera Shak Yakeen Me Tabdel Hota Nazaraa Raha Tha Lekin Fir Bhi Dil Ke Kisi Ghoshe Se Yahi Sada Aa Rahi Thi Ki Yesach Nahi Ho Sakta
Maine Us Ko Hathme Lekar Aunty Ko Dikhate Hue Boli – Aunty Ye Locket Tuta Hua Hai Is Ki Chainkahan Hai
Dikhao Aunty Womere Hath Se Lete Hue Boli – Hmmmmm Shayad Kahin Gir Gayi Thi Locket Toot Gqayatha to Gir Gayi Hogi
Aunty to Fir Apne Dusri Chain Kyun Nahi Dalwayi Is Me – Maine Pucha
Zarurat Hi Nahisamjhi Beta Kya Karungi Main Ye Sab – Wo Boli
Aunty Lekin Agarye Girta to Pura Locket Girta Aur Jaise Ki Ye Toota Hua Dikh Raha Hai to Tootkar Locket Girna Chahiye Tha Chain to Aap Ke Gale Me Hogi to Fir Kaise Gir Gayiaur Locket Aap Ke Pas Raha Ye Samajh Menahi Aa Raha – Main Boli
Oofffff Hoookyun Dimagh Kha Rahi Ho Custom Officer Ho Gayi Ho Kya – Wo Boli
Nhi Aunty Baspuch Rahi Thi , Kahin Aisa to Nahi Ki Aap Ne Kisi Ko Mange Diya Ho Ye Set –main Boli
Nahi Mangegakaun - Wo Boli – Han Shayad Ye Kisi Ne Mere Gale Se Khinch Lit Hi , Aur Mujhepata Nahi Chala Aur Ye Locket Mere Blouse Me Blouse Me Kya Bra Me Phans Kar Rah Gaya Tha Is Liye Mujhe Mil Gaya – Woboli
Aur Ye Bali Iski Dusri Kahan Hai Is Me to Sirf Ek Hi Hai – Maine Pucha
Ye to Kahin Gharme Gir Gayi Thi Bahut Dhundha Par Mili Nahi – Wo Boli
Ok Aunty – Main Boli Aur Unki Almari Me Sarasaman Rakhne Ke Bad Maine Lock Kar Ke Chabi Aunty Ko De Di , Mere Hawas Gum Horahe the Main Ek Minute Bhi Wahan Ruk Nahi Pa Rahi Thi
Maine Aunty Sekaha Acha Main Ghar Ja Rahi Hun Fresh Ho Kar Change Kar Kun Fir Aati Tab Takaaram Kariye – Main Boli Aur Wahan Se Apne Ghar Aa Gayi
Main Hanftikanpti Ghar Ame Dakhil Hui to Shahnaz Boli Kya Hua Bibbi Kuch Problem Hai
Nahi Rani Bas Bathroomjana Hai , Main Boli Aur Tezi Se Apne Room Ki Taraf Barh Gayi Piche Shahnazhanste Hue Boli Dekho Bibbi Choot Na Jaye
Chup Kar Bewakoof – Main Boli Aur Apne Room Me Aa Gayiroom Me Akar Main Sab Se Fpahle Bathroom Me Hi Gayi Aur Apna Sir Pani Me Dubanelagi Jo Halat Numaya Hokar Samne Themain Us Par Yakeen Nahi Kar Pa Rahi Thi
Mujhe Shaizan Keword Yad Aa Rahe the – Ki Shayad Ghar Se Bahr Ki Duniya Kya Hoti Hai Tum Jantihi Nahi Ho
Ya to Tum Bahutbholi Masoom Ho Ya Fir Bahut Badi Bewakoof Kyu It Um Ko Kuch Nahi Pata Ki Is Duniya Me Chal Kya Raha Hai
Meri Sanse Bahuttez Chal Rahi Thi , Amin Bina E Pal Zaya Kiye Nahane Lagi Aur Bahr Aka Mainechange Kiya , Kuch Der Baithne Ke Bad Maine Apni Almari Se Wo Saman Nikala Jomujhe Jungle Me Mila Tha , Maien Socha Chuzi Ko Phone Karun , Lekin Ye Soch Karnahi Kiya Ki Abhi Us Ko Na Bataun Pahle Main Khud Dekh Lun Fir Bataungi Aur Garus Ko Bata Diya to Pata Nahi Wo Aage Kya Programme Bana Kar Kuch Naya Order Dede Is Liye Maine Us Ko Nahi Bataya
Thori Der Maishahnaz Ke Pas Baithi Aur Fir Maine Shahnaz Se Kaha Ki Main Razia Aunty Keyahan Ja Rahi Hun Aur Samne Hi Baithi Hun Koi Zarurat Ho to Awaz De Dena Ya Firphone Karna – Maine Kaha Aur Chali Gayi
Aunty Ke Paspahunchi Maine Un Ko Awaz Di Unhone Fauran Ankhen Kholkar Mujhe Dekha
Aap so Gayi Thi –main Ne Pucha
Kahan Beta Abhito Dard Itna Hai Ki Chain Nahi Aa Raha – Wo Boli
Haan Aunty Dawato Di Hai Dr. Ne Lekin Raat Ko Nind Ki Dawa Bhi Aap Ko Di Jayegi Taki Aap Sukunse so Sako Aur Abhi Jab Tak Swelling Rahegi to Dard Rahega , Subah Aap Thikthak Mahsoos Karengi – Maine Kaha