Update 77
Thik Hai Betachalo Isi Bahane Mujeh Thora Aram Karne Ka to Mauka Mila Warna Ghari Ke Kantope Bhagti Zindagi Yahi Chal Raha Hai Bahut Saalon Se – Wo Boli
Acha Aunty Ap Kokuch Dikhana Hai Main Bina Waqt Barbad Kiye Apni Bat Kahna Chahti Thi
Kya Dikhana Haidear – Wo Boli
Ye Dekhiye Maineunko Hath Me Dete Hue Kaha – Jis Ko Aunty Ghaur Se Dekhne Lagi
Ye Kya Hai –unhone Pucha
Ab Zara Apnialmari Ki Chabi Ek Bar Aur Diye – Main Boli , Aunty Ne Mujhe Chabi De Di Mainefir Se Wahi Boz Nikala Aur Aunty Ke Samne Rakhte Hue Boli Kya Ye Ek Hi Hain
Aunty Kuch Derusko Dekhti Rahin Wo Meri Layi Hui Aur Apni Jwelery Ke Sath Sath Bar Bar Meraface Bhi Dekh Rahi Thi – Kuch Der Dekhte Rahne Ke Bad Wo Boli
Haan Ye to Isika Hai Lekin Tum Ko Kahan Se Mila Kya Ye Tumhare Ghar Me Gir Gaya Tha – Aunty Nekaha
Nahi Aunty Yemere Ghar Me Nahi Mere Ghar Ke Piche Gir Gaya Tha Mujeh Wahan Para Hua Mila Thajungle Me – Main Boli
Aunty Ke Chehreke Urte Hue Rang Ako Main Saaf Dekh Rahi Thi
Kab Mila Ye Tumko Aur Wahan Kaise Pahunch Gaya – Wo Boli
Ye Aaj Nahi Aajse Lagbhag 2 Sal Pahle Mujhe Mila Tha , Aur Ye Aap Bataiye Ki Wahan Kaisepahunch Gaya – Main Boli
2 Saal Pahle Milatha Aur Abhi Tak Tum Isko Rakhe Hue Ho Arey Bewakoof Use Kar Liya Hota Ya Bechdiya Hota – Wo Boli
Nahi Aunty Jocheez Meri Nahi Hai Main Usko Use Nahi Karti , Ab Aap Ye Bataiye Ki Ye Wahankaise Gaya – Main Boli
Pata Nahi Betaho Sakta Hai Kisi Ne Churaya Ho Aur Wahan Dal Diya Ho – Wo Boli
Aap to Kabhijugle Me Nahi Gayi – Maine Pucha
Main Jungle Mejakar Kya Karungi Aur Ye Sab Kya Bakwas Kar Rahi Ho Tum – Wo Boli
Aap Jungle Mekya Karengi Ye to Aap Ko Pata Hoga Auraap Ke Chehre Pe Urti Hui Hawaiyan Saaf Bata Rahi Hain Ki Baat Kuch Aur Hai Joaap Mujhe Nahi Bata Rahi Hain – Maine Kha
Aunty Kuch Nahiboli Aur Kuch Der Tak Khamoshi Rahi , Aur Fir Auny Boli Kit Um Jungle Me Kyakarne Gayi Thi
Main Wahan Gayithi Kyun Ki Maine Aap Ko Kisi Ke Sath Bahut Bar Wahan Dekha Tha Wo Bhi Adhi Ratke Bad – Maine Kuch Barha Charha Kar Thora Jhooth Bolte Hue Kaha
Mujhe Dekha Thakis Ke Sath Aur Ye Kya Bak Rahi Ho Tumhara Dimagh to Thik Hai Kyat Um Bhoolgayi Ho Ki Main Kaun Hun – Unhone Kaha
Nahi Aunty Mainbilkul Nahi Bhooli Ki Aap Kaun Hain Aap Razia Aunty Hai Aur Wahi Thi Ar Wahirahengi – Maine Kaha , Aur Aap Ko Guard Hareesh Ke Sath Maine Dekha Tha ,
Abplease Kuch Chupaiye Nahi Aur Saaf Saaf Bataiye Ki Ye Sab Kya Majra Hai – Mainepucha
Kuch Der Kikhamoshi Ke Baad Aunty Mera Hath Pakarte Hue Boli , Dekho Beta Jo Kuch Bhi Tumko Pata Hai Wo Kisi Ko Batana Nahi , Main Jati Hun Ye Main Maan Liye Aur Kyunjati Hun Ye Tum Bhi Janti Hogi Jab Itna Kuch Janti Ho – Wo Boli
Haan Janti Hunaunty Aur Maine Kayi Bar Sab Kuch Dekha Hai Jo Aap Karti Hain Lekin Kyun Kartihain Ye Bata Diye Bas Kyun Ki Mujeh Bahut Gussa Aa Raha Hai Aur Bahut Bura Bhilag Raha Hai – Main Boli
Haan Tum Kahsakti Ho Ye , Kyun Karti Hun Ye Bhi Batane Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai Har Ek Kiphysical Need Hti Hain Beta Jisko Har Insaan Kisi Ne Kisi Surat Me Pura Hikarta Hai Bas Wahi Main Bhi Kar Rahi Thi – Wo Boli
Kyun Aunty Kyun- Phusical Need to Bahana Hai Kya Wo Sirf Aap Ki Need Hai Jiske Liye Aap Yahantak Pahunch Gayi Main Bhi to Larki Hun Aur Bakhoobi Janti Hun Is Bare Me Lekinmain Aap Ki Bat Se Itefaw Nahi Rakhti Kiaap Apni . Itna Hi Bol Kar Main Chup Ho Gayi
Tum Bhi Apnijagah Sahi Ho Lekin , Main Jo Kah Rahi Hun Wo Bhi Sahi Hai Tumhari Bat Dusrihai Ki Abhi Tak Tum Is Mukaam Pe Nahi Pahunchi Ho Aur Jo Ek Bar Is Jagah Parpahunch Jata Hai Wo Wahin Par Rahna Chahta Hai Its Human Nature Ye Insaanizarurat Hai , Aur Main to Shadi Shuda Thi Kayi Saal Apne Husband Ke Sathghuzare Ab Tum Khud Samajh Sakti Ho Ki Apne Husband Ke Bad Meri Kya Life Rahiaur Kaise Main Apni Needs Ko Pura Karti Is Liye Thora Idhar Udhar Dekh Liya
Lekin Ye Thiknahi Hai Aunty Aisa Hi Tha to Aap Ko Dusri Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye Thi – Main Boli
Bas Karo Yar Sabkuch Itna Aasan Nahi Hai Beta Abhi Tumkuch Nahi Janti Ho Ki Zindagi Me Bahut Se Mukaam Par Ham Ko Bahut Kuch Karnaparta Hai , Main Shadi Nahi Kar Sakti Thi Aur Maien Karna Bhi Nahi Chahi , Jokuch Hua Wo Bhi Kuch Ghalat Nahi Hai Meri Nazar Me – Aunty Ne Kaha
Thik Hai Auntyaap Ki Marzi Jab Aap Ko Ghalat Nahi Lag Raha to Main Kya Kah Sakti Hun – Main Boli
Kaho Kuch Nahibas Itna Hi Karna Ki Kisi Ko Batana Nahi Jo Janti Ho Wo Apne Tak Rakhna Aurnausheen Se to Bhool Kar Bhi Zikar Mat Karna – Wo Boli
Ab Itni Bhibesharam Nahi Hun Main Ki Aap Ke Bare Me Amin Apki Beti Se Bata Dun – Main Boli
Thank You – Wo Boli
Acha Aunty Ekbat Bataiye Ki Jungle Me Kyun Jab Aap Ko Yahi Karna Tha to Ap Apne Ghar Me Kyunnahi – Maine Pucha
Guard Ko Ghar Menahi Bula Sakti Itna to Tum Bhi Samajhti Ho Nay a Nahi Samajhti Is Society Me Kaun Kya Hai Kis Ki Kya Imagehai Ye Tum Bhi Janti Ho – Wo Boli
Acha Aap Ke Sathaur Kaun Kaun Hai – Maine Pucha
Kaun Kaun Hai ? Iska Kya Matlab Aunty Boli
Matlab Ye Haiaunty Ji Ki Aap Us Guard Se Milti Hain , Lekin Aap Ke Alawa Bhi Ek Aurat Haiaur Ek Admi Bhi , Ab Ye Bataiye Ki Wo Kaun Hain – Maine Pucha
Aisa to Nahi Hai– Wo Boli
Dekhiye Auntyplease Ab Jhooth Mat Boliye Ek Taraf Aap Kah Rahi Ki Kisi Ko Kuch Batana Nahiaur Dusri Taraf Aap Mujh Se Jhooth Bhi Bol Rahi Hain – Maine Kaha
Tum Ko Kaisepata Ki Aur Bhi Koi Hai – Aunty Ne Pucha
Kyun Ki Main Eekbar 2 Aurat 1 Admi Ko Ek Sath Dekha Tha Aur Ek Bare 2 Admiyon Ke Sath 1 Auratko , Ab Ye Bataiye Jaldi Se Ki Wo Dusre Kaun Hain – Maien Pucha
Dekho Beta Merealawa Arpita Bhi Hai Kyun Ki Wo Bhi Mere Jaise Hi Halat Ki Shikar Hai Aur Us Kealawa Surjeet Bhi Kabhi Kabhi Mood Badalne Ke Irade Se Kar Leti Hai – Wo Boli
Kyaa ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Lekin Wo to Married Hain Aur Unke Husband Bhi Hain – Main Hairani Se Boli
Haan to Kya Huabas Uski Apni Marzi Hai Taste Badalne Ke Liye Bhi Aisa Kiya Jata Hai – Wo Boli
Kitni Ghatiyasoch Hai – Main Man Hi Man Barbarayi
Thik Hai Lekinfir Wo Dusra Admi Kaun Hai – Maine Pucha
Dekho Dear Yahan Par Meri Samajh Me Nahi Aa Rahakyun Ki Mere Sath Kabhi Koi Dusra Admi Nahi Tha Aur Mujhe Kuch Yad Bhi Nahi Haiki Kabhi Aisa Hua Ho – Wo Boli
Aisa Hua Hai Aurye Us Waqt Ki Bat Jab Nausheen Ki Shadi Ka Masla Chal Raha Tha – Maine Kaha
Kuch Der Takchup Rahte Hue Wo Sochti Rahi Aur Fir Aunty Ne Kaha , Ki Haan Mujhe Samajh Meaaya Lekin Wo Mere Sath Nahi Tha , Aur Job Hi that Um Us Ko Mat Jano – Wo Boli
Kyun Aunty –main Boli
Bas Choro Is Batko Hone Do Job Hi Tha Kya Karna Hai Tum Ko Haan Lekin Ye Main Kah Rahi Hun I Meresath Kabhi 2 Admi Nahi the Aur Ek Do Do Ko Main Bardasht Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti –wo Boli
Fir Kaun Hosakta Hai – Maine Pucha
Wo Sirf Aur Sirfarpita Ho Sakti Hai Ho Sakti Nahi Hai Balki Wahi Hai – Aunty Boli
Dusra Admi Kaunhai – Maine Fir Pucha
Kaha Na Matpucho – Wo Bolibataiye Ki Kaun Hai Main Jan Na Chahti Hun – Maine Pucha
Jan Kart Um Kodukh Hoga – Wo Boli
Thik Hai Aap Kebare Me Jankar Kya Mujhe Khushi Hui Hai , Is Se Zyada Dukh Nahi Ho Sakta Abbata Bhi Diye – Main Boli
Thik Hai Beta Tosuno Wo Koi Aur Nahi Hai Balki Tumhare Apne Chacha Hain – Wo Boli
Kyaa! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Is Bar to Waqayi Mere Liye Shock Ki Bat Thi , Lekin Chacha Kaise Aa Gaye Itnirat Ko Jungle Me – Jab Ki Wo to Mere Hi Ghar Aate Hain Aur Jahan Tak Mujhe Yadhai Wo Kabhi Rat Me Ghar Se Bahar Nikle Hi Nahi Kyunki Gate Main Hi Lock Kartiohun Aur Subah Main Hi Kholti Hun – Maine Kaha
Aaye the Tumharechacha Aur Kayi Bar Wo Aa Chuke Hain Aur Ek Sach Ye Bhi Jan Lo Ki Tumharechacha Se Bhi Mere Relation Rahe Hain – Wo Boli
Lekin Kyun Aunty– Maine Pucha
Tumhare Chachakuch Aise Hi Admi Hain Jab Wo Yahan Rahte the To Aisi Hi Koyi Larki Ho Jounse Bachi Ho Warna to Wo Matlab Ki Wo Bahut Hi
Gire Hue Insaanhai – Main Beech Me Boli , Jiske Jawab Me Razia Aunty Ne Haan Me Sirf Sirhilaya Aur Kuch Nahi Boli
Aisa Bhi Hua Haiki Tumhare Chacha Yahan Aye Aur Tum Ko Khabar Bhi Nahi Hui Aur Chale Gaye , Lekin Ek Bat Kahun Beta Wo Tumhare Chacha Hain Tum Bura Mat Man Na Lekin Us Kiniyat Saaf Nahi Hai , Main Tum Se Bahut Dino Se Kahna Chahti Thi Ki Unsehoshiyar Rahna , Kyun Ki Us Ki Nazar Tum Dono Bahno Par Bhi Hai , Aur Tumharechacha Ki Wajah Se Hi Mujhe Apni Beti Ki Shadi Itni Jaldi Karni Padi Kyun Ki Uske Hath Meri Beti Tak Pahunchne Ki Koshish Karne Lage the – Wo Boli
To Aap Ne Kyunbardasht Kiya Kuch Kaha Kyun Nahi Jawab Kyun Nahi Diya - Main Gusse Se Boli
Beta Main Kuchnahi Kar Sakti Thi Kyun Ki Uske Samne Main Khud Nangi Hun Aur Ek Nanga Dusrepar Ungli Nahi Utha Sakta – Wo Boli
Wo Sab Apnijagah Hai Aunty Lekin Mujhe Aap Ke Bare Me Ye Sab Sun Kar Bahut Bura Laga Aur Main Kah Nahi Sakti
Tumhara Manthook Raha Hai Mere Upar Hai Dhikar Raha Hai Mujhe Hai Na – Wo Beech Me Boli
Nahi Auntyplease Ye Mat Kahiye Lekin Aap Nahi Janti Ki Mujhe Kitna Bura Laga Ye Sab Jankar - Main Boli
Main Kuch Nahikah Sakti Tum Se Bas Itna Hi Kahti Hun Ki Main Ghlat to Hun Lekin Tum Mujhemaaf Kar Do , Aur Jo Kuch Bhi Tum Jantiho Us Ko Bhool Jao Please Au Kisi Bhi Zikar Mat Karna – Wo Boli
Thik Hai Aunty –main Boli , Fir Maine Wo Sab Aunty Ki Almari Rakh Kar Lock Kar Diya Aur Jo Mainlekr Aayi Thi Us Ko Aunty Nahi Le Rahi Thi Lein Maine Wapas Kar Diya , Main Wahi Aunty Ke Ps Hi Let Gayi Thakan Ki Wajahse Main Kab so Gayi Mujhe Pata Hi Nahi Chala
Aunty Ne Mujheawaz Dekar Jagaya Aur Boli Dekho Shahnaz Bula Rahi Hai , Maine Uth Kar Bahar Dekha to Sham Ho Chuki Thi Aurshanaz Kah Rahi Thi Mujhe Chai Bana Ake Do Abhi Taka P Aayi Nahi Ho
Aa Rahi Hun Betamain Boli
Shahnaz Ko Yahinbula Lo Sath Me Hum Log Chai Peete Hain Aunty Ne Kaha Aur Maine Shahnaz Kowahin Bula Liya Raat Ko Bhi Main Shahnaz Aunty Ke Ghar Me Hi Rahe Aur Next Day Jab Kuch Log Un Keg Hr Aagaye to Main Apne Ghar Aa Gayi Leiin Fir Bhikuch Hour Unke Sath Bitati Thi Jis Se Ki Unko Ye Na Mahsoos Ho Ki Meri Nazar Meunki Izzat Kam Ho Gayi Hai
Fir Maine Chuziko Bulaya Aur Usko Sab Kuch Bata Diya Aur Fir Us Se Maine Sab Bhool Jane Kirequest Kii , Chuzi Ko Bhi Mere Chacha Ke Bare Me Jankar Bahut Gussa Aya
Saala Bahut Haramihai Tumhara Chacha – Wo Boli
Jawab Me Mainsirf Banawati Muskurahat Ka Hi Izhar Kar Payi , Aur Is Tarah Ye Muama Hal Hogaya Jis Ne Beinteha Uljha Kar Rakha Hua Tha Aur Shayad Agar Main Chuzi Sediscuss Na Karti to Ye Abhi Bhi Uljha Hua Rahta
Thank You Chuzi
Maine Jo Promisekiya Tha Razia Aunty Se Us Ko Baki Rakha Aur Us Masle Ko Main Bhool Gayi Aurchuzi Ko Bhi Yahi Kaha Ki Ye Sab Kisi Se Discuss Mat Karna , Kyun Ki Bahar Kato Koi Hai Nahi Aur Apno Ko Nanga Karne Se Badnami Bhi to Apni Hi Hogi , Lekinrazia Aunty Ke Alawa Ye Koi Nahi Janta Tha Ki Mujhe Sab Kuch Pata Hai Aur Razia Aunty Ne Bhi Arpita Bhabi Ya Surjeetaunty Ko Ye Nahi Bataya Tha Warna Shayad Ye Mere Liye Pareshani Ka Sabab Bansakta Tha .
Ek Din Night Meshaizan Ka Phone Aaya Us Ne Bat Karne Ko Kaha to Main Boli Ki Ramzan Chal Rahahai Tumhara
Wo Bola to Kyahua Mujhe Ramzan Se Kya Lena Dena Main Ye Sab Nahi Manta Meri Alag Soch Hai Aurmain Kisi Bhi Khuda Ye Bhagwan Ke Hone Me Vishwas Nahi Rakhta
Aisa Kyun Haijab Kit Um '. Ho Aur '. to Bahut Strong Believer Hote Hain – Maine Kaha
Aisa Kuch Nahihai Ye Sab Public Ko Bewakoof Banana Ke Liye Kuch Logon Ka Socha Samjha Khelhai Jo Kayi Yugon Se Chala Aa Raha Hai Aur Is Me Koi Sachayi Nahi Hai – Us Nekaha
Kaisa Khel –maine Pucha
Yahi Ki Khudabhagwan Aur Sab Ke Namo Se Logon Ko Darakar Un Ki Bhavnao Se Khelo Aur Un Kochutiya Banakar Raaj Karo – Ye Trick Purani Ho Chuki Hai Aur Kuch Bewakoof Aajbhi Yam Ante Hain Lekin Jo Akalmand Hain Wo in Sab Baton Se Door Hain Wo Kuchnahi Mante – Wo Bola
Shayad Isi Liyetum Hamesha Hairan Pareshan Rahte Ho , Ek Din Mr. Shaizan Sirf Ek Din Dil Seibadat Kar Ke Dekho Fir Tum Ko Pata Chelega Ki Kitna Sukoon Milta Hai , Aur Yetum Ko Pata Hi Nahi Hai , Shayad Isi Liye Dimaghi Sukoon Kho Chuke Ho Aur Raatbhar Ulllu Ki Jagte Ho – Main Ne Kha
Ye Mera Shaukhai Aur Maine Koi Dimaghi Sukoon Nahi Khoya Hua Hai Bahut Tez Chalta Hai Dimaghmera – Wo Bola
Haan Maloon Haikitna Tez Chalta Hai Tabhi to Apne Roze , ,. , Ki Tauheen Kar Rahe Ho – Maineboli
Hey Gul Be Practical Yar Kahan Bakwason Me Padihui Ho – Us Ne Kaha
Acha to Yebakwas Tumhare Mom Dad Nahi Karte Kya Wo Bhi Tumhari Tarah Kisi Ko Nahi Mante –maine Pucha
Wo to Bahutmante Hain Bechare 30 Din Bhooke Rahenge Dono Log Mujhe Bura Lagta Hai Sab Kuchhote Hue Bhi Bechare Bhuke Hain – Wo Bola
To Tum Se Kuchnahi Kahte – Maine Pucha
Kahte Hain Lekinmain Karta Hi Nahi Parents Se Kahta Hun Ki Main Karta Hun Lekin Karta Nahi Kuch, Ghar Se Nikal Jata Hun Ye Kah Ke Ki Ja Hun , ,. , Parhne Lekin Kahin Ja Kebaith Jata Hun Jahan Achi Achi Larkiyandekhne Ko Milen – Wo Bola
Waah Waah Bahutkhoob – Kya Kahna Aap Ka – Main Daantpeeste Hue Boli
Han Yar Yahi Toasli Zindagi Hai Aur Tum Kis Dimaghi Sukoon Ki Bat Kar Rahi Ho ? Asli Dimaghisukoon to Tab Milta Hai Jab Pappu Apna Sir Pari Ke Honthon Ko Khol Kar Usmerakhta Hai
Shut up Shaizanhad Hoti Hai Badtamizi Ki – Main Boli
Ye Badtamizinahi Hai Dear Ye Meri Soch Hai , Aur Tum Janti Ho Ki Main Koi Bhi Kahne Separhez Nahi Karta Aur Kahne Me Main Kisi Ka Lihaz Nahi Karta Main Wahi Kahungajo Mujhe Sahi Lag Raha Hai , Mere Hisaab Se to Sirf Pappu Aur Pari Ki Worship Hoi Chahiye , Jitney Male Hain Wo Pari Ko Pujen Aur Female Pappu Ko , Jai Bur Devi – Jai Holund Dev Ki – Wo Besharmi Se Bola
Lanat Hai Tumpar Chalo Acha Phone Rakho Ab Mujh Se Bat Mat Karna Kabhi – Main Boli
Haan Sach Karuwahota Hai Na Wo Maine Kah Diya to Aap Ko Bura Lag Gaya – Wo Bola
Sach Kya Hai Yetum Jante Hi Nahi Ho Shayad Aur Na Hi Samajhne Ki Koshish Ki Kabhi Ab Tumhareparents Ne Kya Tarbiyat Di Hai Aur Ye Kyun Hua Tumhare Sath Ye Main Nahi Jantilekin Khuda Parast Logon Ke Yahan Shaitan Kaise Paida Hua Ye Ek Bahut Barasawal Hai – Main Boli
Koi Khuda Pudanahi Hai Agar Hai to Us Waqt Kahan Gaya Tha Jab Train Me Nirdosh Logon Ko Zindajala Diya Gaya Tha Aur Fir Us Ke Bad Badle Ki Aag Me Jalkar Hazaron Nirdoshmare Gaye Tab Tumhara Khuda Kya Apni Begum Ke Lahnge Me Chup Gaya Tha - Wo Bola
Main Chup Rahi
Ab Jawab Do – Wobahut Tez Awaz Me Bola
Wo Jo Kuch Bhihua Wo Insaani Amal Tha Khudayi Nahi Aur Us Ke Zimmedar Bhi Kahin Na Khin Tumjaise Log the Jinka Kisi Se Koi Wasta Hi Nahi Hai Agar Wo Asliyat Me Kisi Kemanne Wale Hote to Aisa Kabhi Nahi Karte – Main Boli Aur Maine Phone Band Kardiya
Us Ke Bad Usnekayi Bar Phone Kiya Lekin Maine Nahi Uthaya , Mujhe Bahut Bura Laga Tha Uska Islahje Me Kalam Karna , Aur Main Bhi Us Se Is Silsile Me Zyada Bahas Nahi Karnachahti Thi Main Jo Kuch Kaha Wo Ye Soch Kar Ki Shayad Wo Mazak Kar Raha Hailekin Us Ki Baton Se Saaf Zahir Ho Raha Tha Ki Wo Be Deen Hai Nastikhai , Aur Kisi Bhi Aise Insaan Se Kabhi Is Bare Me Bat Hi Nahi Karni Chahiye ‘
Us Din Ke Bad Semane Shaizan Se Bat Hi Nahi Ki Fir Eid Aayi to Maine Socha Ki Main Us Ko Wish Karun Lekin Fir Ye Soch Kar Nahi Kiyaki Us Ka Eid Se Kya Lena Dena Agar Kahin Papu Pari Ka Koi Tyohar Ho to Us Kowish Bhi Kiya Jaye , Kyun Ki Us Ne Khud Hi Kaha Ki Worship Sirf in Ki Hi Sahihai
Waqt Yun Hinikalta Raha Aur Mausam Badalte Rahe Hamari Zindagi Apne Purane Rang Me Chalrahi Thi , Sardi Ne Khunk Hawaon Ke Sath Apni Amad Darj Kara Di Thi Aur Merapasandeeda Mausam Aa Chukka Tha ,
Aur Fir Dhire Dhire Dhandak Apne Pure Shabab Par Aa Gayi Aur Jalne Lagiatish Dano Me Lakariyan , Wo Sweater Jacket , Munh Se Nikalta Hui Bhaap Aurkanpkapi Se Hilete Hue Logon Ko Dekhne Ka Maza Hi Kuch Aur Hai Fir Yunhi Waqt Beeta Aur Saal 2006 Bhi Hum Sabko Alwida Kah Kar Chala Gaya Aur Apne Piche Chor Gaya to Apni Kuch Yaden , Aurapni Mithi Yadon Ke Sath Wo Bhi Band Ho Gaya Tha Meri Diary Me
Wishes Aurcelebration Ke Sath Sath New Year Ka Agazh Bhi Ho Gaya Tha Aur Aane Ke Sathsath Jane Bhi Laga Tha Aur New Year Ke Kuch Din Beet Gaye The
Shaizan Ke Msg to Ate Rahte the Lekin Main Us Se Bat Nahi Kar Rahi Thi Jab Us Ne Itni Zyada Bewakoofi Bhari Baten Ki Thi, Au Raise Hi Bahut Din Ghuzar Gaye Aur Msg Pe Msg Send Karta Raha Aur Sorry Bolta Raha
Wo Kah Raha Tha Ki Main Tum Ko Hurt Nahi Karna Chahta Tha Lekin Main Ye Sab Nahi Manta , Main Ab Fir Kabhi Aisi Bat Nahi Karunga Au Raise Hi Kayi Din Jab Beet Gaye to Fir Maine Bhi Us Se Bat Karnashuru Kar Diya Lekin Bat Mukhtasar Hoti Thi , Bahut Zyada Nahi
Pahle Jahan Mainus Ko Ignore Karti Thi Aur Bat Nahi Karna Chahti Thi Wahin Ab Halaat Kuch Badalchuke the , Ab Main Khud Us Se Bat Karna Chahti Thi Lekin Shaizan Ko Kabhi Bhiye Ehsas Nahi Hone De Rahi Thi Ki Mainkhud Us Se Bat Karna Chahti Hun
Main Bat Tokarna Chahti Thi Lekin Phir Bhi Roz Bat Nahi Karti Thi
Kabhi Kabhi Hi Bat Karti Thi, Lekin Agar Kisi Din Wo Mujhe Phone Nahi Kartatha Ya Bat Karne Ki Request Ka Msg Nahi Send Karta Tha to Main Sochne Lagti Thiki Akhir Aaj Isne Bat Karne Ki Request Kyun Nahi Kii ,
Phir Khud Hi Sochne Par Majboor Ho Jati Thi Kijab Wo Bat Karne Ke Liye Girgirata Hai to Main Parvaah Nahi Karti Aur Jab Wokisi Din Phone Nahi Karta to Kyun Main Pareshan Hoti Hun, Ye Kaun Sa Ahmakana Amal Hai
Shahnaz Aurseema Ki Study Chal Rahi Thi Shahnaz Be Inteha Mehnat Kar Rahi Thi Is Bar Uskafinal Tha , Shahnaz Ek Roz Mujh Se Boli Ki Examination Programme Ane Wala Hai
Haan Aane Hiwala Hoga – Maien Kaha
Wo Mere Samnekhari Hui Apni Chutki Ko Bajate Hue Ungliyon Ke Sath Sath Apne Sir Ko Ghumatehue Boli - to Fir Mujhe Camera Milega Aur Wahi Milega Jo Main Pasand Karungi
Haan Haan Bilkullekin Pahle Bsc Pas Karo First Division Fir Le Ke Dungi
Bsc Pas Karne Kibat Thi Sirf First Aane Ki Koi Bat Nahi Hui Thi – Wo Boli
First Ki Hi Tobat Hai Waise to Sabhi Pas Kar Lete Hain First Aaogi Tab Hi Camer Milega – Main Boli
Nahi Ye Cheatinghai Aap Se Aisi Koi Deal Nahi Hui Thi – Wo Boli
Deal Kaisi Deal– Main Ne Pucha
Bsc Pas Hone Parcamera Ki – Wo Boli
Ye Koi Deal Nahihuii Thi Kan Kholkar Sun Liye Aap , Camera Aap Ko Tab Hi Milega Jab Aap Firstaayengi and Thats Final – Main Boli
To Fir Main Bhiexam Nahi Dungi – Thats Final
Kya! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Main Uski Bat Pebehad Hairan Thi Ki Aaj Ye Mere Samne Kis Tarahbol Rahi Hai – Kya Kaha Aap Ne – Maine Pucha
Maine Kaha Mainexam Nahi Dungi Jab Aap Camera Nahi Le Ke Dogi – Wo Boli
Pahle Pas Ho Tabcamera Milega – Main Boli
Pahle Camera Firexam , Jab Main Camera Dekh Lungi Tab Hi Exam Dene Jaungi Kya Pata Baad Me Aapna Leke Do – Wo Boli
Ye Kya Bak Rahiho Tum – Maine Kaha
Haan Mujhe Patahai Aap Apni Bat Se Fir Jayengi Is Liye Pahle Camera La Ke Ghar Pe Rakh Liyejab Main Camera Dekh Lungi Tab Exam Dungi Warna Nahi Dungi Mujhe Aap Par Bilkulbharosa Nahi Hai – Wo Apne Hathon Ko Left Right Ghumate Hue Mujh Se Bahas Kiyeja Rahi Thi ,
Aur Main Aaj Us Ke Badle Hue Lahje Par Bahuthairan Thi Ki Akhir Har Baat Me Jee Jee Kahne Wali Meri Bahan Aaj Mujh Se Bahaskarte Hue Kah Rahi Thi Mujhe Aap Par Bharosa Nahi Hai
Thik Hai Betalekin Pahle Ye Bataiye Ki Ye Sab Kis Ne Parhaya Hai Aap Ko – Maine Pucha
Chuzi Didi Ne –wo Tapak Se Boli , Fir Fauran Hi Boli Na Nahi Kisi Ne Nahi Chuzi Didi Us Din Jabaayi Thi to Meri Bat Bhi Nahi Hui Thi Un Se , Unhone Nahi Kaha Tha Mujh Se , Aur Aur Wo Maine Un Se Kah Diya Tha Ki Main Aap Ko Nahi Bataungi Ki Chuzi Didine Sikhaya Tha – Ab Wo Baukhlayi Hui Haklate Hue Pata Nahi Kya Kya Bak Rahi Thi
Main Uth Karkhari Hui Aur Uski Taraf Barhi to Uske Chehre Pe Hawaiyan Urne Lagin
Maine Pas Jakarus Ke Kaan Pakarte Hue Kaha – Haan to Ab Boliye Kya Farma Rahi Thi Aap
Nahi Sorry Bibbiwo Main Main Nahi , Nahi Sorry Bibbi – Wo Boli
Dekho Tum Ko Aurtumhari Didi Dono Ko Bandh Ke Itne Thappad Marungi Ki Sab Samajh Me Aa Jayega , Aura B Ap Ko Pas Hone Ke Bad Bhi Camera Nahi Milega – Main Boli
Nahi Bibbiplease I Am Sorry , Bibbi Ab Nahi Kahungi Kuch Nahi Bolungi Main – Wo Boli
Main Kuch Nahiboli , Lekin Eb Uski Halat Dekh Kar Mujhe Bahut Pyar Aa Raha Tha Us Par Aur Chuzi Ke Upar Bahut Hi Zyada Gussa Bhi
Maine Chuzi Kophone Kiya Aur Us Se Ghar Aane Ko Kaha to Wo Boli Kya Hua Yar Main Aaj Kalbahut Busy Hun Holi Ka Bahut Sara Kaam Hai
Kya Kaam Ho Rahahai Holi Me – Maine Pucha
Arey Yar Bahutsara Kam Hota Hai Bahut Kuch Banana Parta Hai Ab Main Eke K Chiz Tum Ko Name Kesath Nahi Bata Sakti – Wo Boli
Acha to Tum Shamko Ana Zarur Holi Koi Aj Nahi Hone Jar Hi Hai Main Boli
Thik Hai Yaraaungi Sham Ko – Wo Boli Aur Bat Khatam Ho Gayi
Sham Ko Chuziaayi Hum Log Bat Kar Rahe the Us Ne Pucha Haan Batao Kya Hua Kyun Bulaya Tha
Bulaya Aap Ko Isliye Tha Ki Ye Bataiye Ki Aap Ne Shahnaz Ko Kya Parhaya Tha – Main Uske Baal Pakarte Hue Boli
Wo Bahut Hibhaddi Muskurahat Ke Sath Mujhe Dekhti Rahi Aur Fir Shanaz Se Boli to Tum Nesab Kuch Bata Diya Na
Jis Ke Jawab Meshahnaz Sirf Haan Wo Jee Jee Ji Pee Pee Hi Kah Payi Is Se Zyada Us Ke Munh Sebol Nahi Foote
Jao Yar Tumbekar Ho Wo Shahnaz Se Boli Tum Ne to Phansa Diya Naam Zad Report Ho Skti Haitumhari Sopt Pe Hi Areest Ho Gayi Tum , Tum Kabhi L Lb Nahi Ho Sakti
Kya Matlab Haitumhara – Kya Bakwas Kar Rahi Ho – Maine Pucha
Kuch Nahi Basmain to Us Ko Apne Hak Ke Liye Larna Sikha Rahi Thi Shahnaz Ko Kranti Kari Bana Rahi Thi – Wo Boli
Tumhari Aisi Ki Taisi Maine Uske Balon Ko Jhtakte Hueboli Kyun Bigar Rah Ho Bachon Ko Bewakoof
Arey Kuch Nahiis Ne Hi to Mujhe Bataya Tha Ki Jab Pas Ho Jayegi to Camera Milega Is Liyemaine Kah Diya Ki Kya Guarantee Hai Ki Milega Hi Is Liye Pahle Hi Sab Kuchlikhwa Lo Bad Me Beimani Ho Sakti Hai Na – Wo Boli
Tum Ko Kuchsamajh Me Nahi Aata Jo Chahti Ho Bakwas Karti Rahti Ho – Main Boli
Ab Main Wakeelhun Na Aur Ek Acha Wakeel Achi Advice Deta Hai – Wo Seena Tankar Boli
Acha Aunty Ap Kokuch Dikhana Hai Main Bina Waqt Barbad Kiye Apni Bat Kahna Chahti Thi
Kya Dikhana Haidear – Wo Boli
Ye Dekhiye Maineunko Hath Me Dete Hue Kaha – Jis Ko Aunty Ghaur Se Dekhne Lagi
Ye Kya Hai –unhone Pucha
Ab Zara Apnialmari Ki Chabi Ek Bar Aur Diye – Main Boli , Aunty Ne Mujhe Chabi De Di Mainefir Se Wahi Boz Nikala Aur Aunty Ke Samne Rakhte Hue Boli Kya Ye Ek Hi Hain
Aunty Kuch Derusko Dekhti Rahin Wo Meri Layi Hui Aur Apni Jwelery Ke Sath Sath Bar Bar Meraface Bhi Dekh Rahi Thi – Kuch Der Dekhte Rahne Ke Bad Wo Boli
Haan Ye to Isika Hai Lekin Tum Ko Kahan Se Mila Kya Ye Tumhare Ghar Me Gir Gaya Tha – Aunty Nekaha
Nahi Aunty Yemere Ghar Me Nahi Mere Ghar Ke Piche Gir Gaya Tha Mujeh Wahan Para Hua Mila Thajungle Me – Main Boli
Aunty Ke Chehreke Urte Hue Rang Ako Main Saaf Dekh Rahi Thi
Kab Mila Ye Tumko Aur Wahan Kaise Pahunch Gaya – Wo Boli
Ye Aaj Nahi Aajse Lagbhag 2 Sal Pahle Mujhe Mila Tha , Aur Ye Aap Bataiye Ki Wahan Kaisepahunch Gaya – Main Boli
2 Saal Pahle Milatha Aur Abhi Tak Tum Isko Rakhe Hue Ho Arey Bewakoof Use Kar Liya Hota Ya Bechdiya Hota – Wo Boli
Nahi Aunty Jocheez Meri Nahi Hai Main Usko Use Nahi Karti , Ab Aap Ye Bataiye Ki Ye Wahankaise Gaya – Main Boli
Pata Nahi Betaho Sakta Hai Kisi Ne Churaya Ho Aur Wahan Dal Diya Ho – Wo Boli
Aap to Kabhijugle Me Nahi Gayi – Maine Pucha
Main Jungle Mejakar Kya Karungi Aur Ye Sab Kya Bakwas Kar Rahi Ho Tum – Wo Boli
Aap Jungle Mekya Karengi Ye to Aap Ko Pata Hoga Auraap Ke Chehre Pe Urti Hui Hawaiyan Saaf Bata Rahi Hain Ki Baat Kuch Aur Hai Joaap Mujhe Nahi Bata Rahi Hain – Maine Kha
Aunty Kuch Nahiboli Aur Kuch Der Tak Khamoshi Rahi , Aur Fir Auny Boli Kit Um Jungle Me Kyakarne Gayi Thi
Main Wahan Gayithi Kyun Ki Maine Aap Ko Kisi Ke Sath Bahut Bar Wahan Dekha Tha Wo Bhi Adhi Ratke Bad – Maine Kuch Barha Charha Kar Thora Jhooth Bolte Hue Kaha
Mujhe Dekha Thakis Ke Sath Aur Ye Kya Bak Rahi Ho Tumhara Dimagh to Thik Hai Kyat Um Bhoolgayi Ho Ki Main Kaun Hun – Unhone Kaha
Nahi Aunty Mainbilkul Nahi Bhooli Ki Aap Kaun Hain Aap Razia Aunty Hai Aur Wahi Thi Ar Wahirahengi – Maine Kaha , Aur Aap Ko Guard Hareesh Ke Sath Maine Dekha Tha ,
Abplease Kuch Chupaiye Nahi Aur Saaf Saaf Bataiye Ki Ye Sab Kya Majra Hai – Mainepucha
Kuch Der Kikhamoshi Ke Baad Aunty Mera Hath Pakarte Hue Boli , Dekho Beta Jo Kuch Bhi Tumko Pata Hai Wo Kisi Ko Batana Nahi , Main Jati Hun Ye Main Maan Liye Aur Kyunjati Hun Ye Tum Bhi Janti Hogi Jab Itna Kuch Janti Ho – Wo Boli
Haan Janti Hunaunty Aur Maine Kayi Bar Sab Kuch Dekha Hai Jo Aap Karti Hain Lekin Kyun Kartihain Ye Bata Diye Bas Kyun Ki Mujeh Bahut Gussa Aa Raha Hai Aur Bahut Bura Bhilag Raha Hai – Main Boli
Haan Tum Kahsakti Ho Ye , Kyun Karti Hun Ye Bhi Batane Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai Har Ek Kiphysical Need Hti Hain Beta Jisko Har Insaan Kisi Ne Kisi Surat Me Pura Hikarta Hai Bas Wahi Main Bhi Kar Rahi Thi – Wo Boli
Kyun Aunty Kyun- Phusical Need to Bahana Hai Kya Wo Sirf Aap Ki Need Hai Jiske Liye Aap Yahantak Pahunch Gayi Main Bhi to Larki Hun Aur Bakhoobi Janti Hun Is Bare Me Lekinmain Aap Ki Bat Se Itefaw Nahi Rakhti Kiaap Apni . Itna Hi Bol Kar Main Chup Ho Gayi
Tum Bhi Apnijagah Sahi Ho Lekin , Main Jo Kah Rahi Hun Wo Bhi Sahi Hai Tumhari Bat Dusrihai Ki Abhi Tak Tum Is Mukaam Pe Nahi Pahunchi Ho Aur Jo Ek Bar Is Jagah Parpahunch Jata Hai Wo Wahin Par Rahna Chahta Hai Its Human Nature Ye Insaanizarurat Hai , Aur Main to Shadi Shuda Thi Kayi Saal Apne Husband Ke Sathghuzare Ab Tum Khud Samajh Sakti Ho Ki Apne Husband Ke Bad Meri Kya Life Rahiaur Kaise Main Apni Needs Ko Pura Karti Is Liye Thora Idhar Udhar Dekh Liya
Lekin Ye Thiknahi Hai Aunty Aisa Hi Tha to Aap Ko Dusri Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye Thi – Main Boli
Bas Karo Yar Sabkuch Itna Aasan Nahi Hai Beta Abhi Tumkuch Nahi Janti Ho Ki Zindagi Me Bahut Se Mukaam Par Ham Ko Bahut Kuch Karnaparta Hai , Main Shadi Nahi Kar Sakti Thi Aur Maien Karna Bhi Nahi Chahi , Jokuch Hua Wo Bhi Kuch Ghalat Nahi Hai Meri Nazar Me – Aunty Ne Kaha
Thik Hai Auntyaap Ki Marzi Jab Aap Ko Ghalat Nahi Lag Raha to Main Kya Kah Sakti Hun – Main Boli
Kaho Kuch Nahibas Itna Hi Karna Ki Kisi Ko Batana Nahi Jo Janti Ho Wo Apne Tak Rakhna Aurnausheen Se to Bhool Kar Bhi Zikar Mat Karna – Wo Boli
Ab Itni Bhibesharam Nahi Hun Main Ki Aap Ke Bare Me Amin Apki Beti Se Bata Dun – Main Boli
Thank You – Wo Boli
Acha Aunty Ekbat Bataiye Ki Jungle Me Kyun Jab Aap Ko Yahi Karna Tha to Ap Apne Ghar Me Kyunnahi – Maine Pucha
Guard Ko Ghar Menahi Bula Sakti Itna to Tum Bhi Samajhti Ho Nay a Nahi Samajhti Is Society Me Kaun Kya Hai Kis Ki Kya Imagehai Ye Tum Bhi Janti Ho – Wo Boli
Acha Aap Ke Sathaur Kaun Kaun Hai – Maine Pucha
Kaun Kaun Hai ? Iska Kya Matlab Aunty Boli
Matlab Ye Haiaunty Ji Ki Aap Us Guard Se Milti Hain , Lekin Aap Ke Alawa Bhi Ek Aurat Haiaur Ek Admi Bhi , Ab Ye Bataiye Ki Wo Kaun Hain – Maine Pucha
Aisa to Nahi Hai– Wo Boli
Dekhiye Auntyplease Ab Jhooth Mat Boliye Ek Taraf Aap Kah Rahi Ki Kisi Ko Kuch Batana Nahiaur Dusri Taraf Aap Mujh Se Jhooth Bhi Bol Rahi Hain – Maine Kaha
Tum Ko Kaisepata Ki Aur Bhi Koi Hai – Aunty Ne Pucha
Kyun Ki Main Eekbar 2 Aurat 1 Admi Ko Ek Sath Dekha Tha Aur Ek Bare 2 Admiyon Ke Sath 1 Auratko , Ab Ye Bataiye Jaldi Se Ki Wo Dusre Kaun Hain – Maien Pucha
Dekho Beta Merealawa Arpita Bhi Hai Kyun Ki Wo Bhi Mere Jaise Hi Halat Ki Shikar Hai Aur Us Kealawa Surjeet Bhi Kabhi Kabhi Mood Badalne Ke Irade Se Kar Leti Hai – Wo Boli
Kyaa ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Lekin Wo to Married Hain Aur Unke Husband Bhi Hain – Main Hairani Se Boli
Haan to Kya Huabas Uski Apni Marzi Hai Taste Badalne Ke Liye Bhi Aisa Kiya Jata Hai – Wo Boli
Kitni Ghatiyasoch Hai – Main Man Hi Man Barbarayi
Thik Hai Lekinfir Wo Dusra Admi Kaun Hai – Maine Pucha
Dekho Dear Yahan Par Meri Samajh Me Nahi Aa Rahakyun Ki Mere Sath Kabhi Koi Dusra Admi Nahi Tha Aur Mujhe Kuch Yad Bhi Nahi Haiki Kabhi Aisa Hua Ho – Wo Boli
Aisa Hua Hai Aurye Us Waqt Ki Bat Jab Nausheen Ki Shadi Ka Masla Chal Raha Tha – Maine Kaha
Kuch Der Takchup Rahte Hue Wo Sochti Rahi Aur Fir Aunty Ne Kaha , Ki Haan Mujhe Samajh Meaaya Lekin Wo Mere Sath Nahi Tha , Aur Job Hi that Um Us Ko Mat Jano – Wo Boli
Kyun Aunty –main Boli
Bas Choro Is Batko Hone Do Job Hi Tha Kya Karna Hai Tum Ko Haan Lekin Ye Main Kah Rahi Hun I Meresath Kabhi 2 Admi Nahi the Aur Ek Do Do Ko Main Bardasht Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti –wo Boli
Fir Kaun Hosakta Hai – Maine Pucha
Wo Sirf Aur Sirfarpita Ho Sakti Hai Ho Sakti Nahi Hai Balki Wahi Hai – Aunty Boli
Dusra Admi Kaunhai – Maine Fir Pucha
Kaha Na Matpucho – Wo Bolibataiye Ki Kaun Hai Main Jan Na Chahti Hun – Maine Pucha
Jan Kart Um Kodukh Hoga – Wo Boli
Thik Hai Aap Kebare Me Jankar Kya Mujhe Khushi Hui Hai , Is Se Zyada Dukh Nahi Ho Sakta Abbata Bhi Diye – Main Boli
Thik Hai Beta Tosuno Wo Koi Aur Nahi Hai Balki Tumhare Apne Chacha Hain – Wo Boli
Kyaa! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Is Bar to Waqayi Mere Liye Shock Ki Bat Thi , Lekin Chacha Kaise Aa Gaye Itnirat Ko Jungle Me – Jab Ki Wo to Mere Hi Ghar Aate Hain Aur Jahan Tak Mujhe Yadhai Wo Kabhi Rat Me Ghar Se Bahar Nikle Hi Nahi Kyunki Gate Main Hi Lock Kartiohun Aur Subah Main Hi Kholti Hun – Maine Kaha
Aaye the Tumharechacha Aur Kayi Bar Wo Aa Chuke Hain Aur Ek Sach Ye Bhi Jan Lo Ki Tumharechacha Se Bhi Mere Relation Rahe Hain – Wo Boli
Lekin Kyun Aunty– Maine Pucha
Tumhare Chachakuch Aise Hi Admi Hain Jab Wo Yahan Rahte the To Aisi Hi Koyi Larki Ho Jounse Bachi Ho Warna to Wo Matlab Ki Wo Bahut Hi
Gire Hue Insaanhai – Main Beech Me Boli , Jiske Jawab Me Razia Aunty Ne Haan Me Sirf Sirhilaya Aur Kuch Nahi Boli
Aisa Bhi Hua Haiki Tumhare Chacha Yahan Aye Aur Tum Ko Khabar Bhi Nahi Hui Aur Chale Gaye , Lekin Ek Bat Kahun Beta Wo Tumhare Chacha Hain Tum Bura Mat Man Na Lekin Us Kiniyat Saaf Nahi Hai , Main Tum Se Bahut Dino Se Kahna Chahti Thi Ki Unsehoshiyar Rahna , Kyun Ki Us Ki Nazar Tum Dono Bahno Par Bhi Hai , Aur Tumharechacha Ki Wajah Se Hi Mujhe Apni Beti Ki Shadi Itni Jaldi Karni Padi Kyun Ki Uske Hath Meri Beti Tak Pahunchne Ki Koshish Karne Lage the – Wo Boli
To Aap Ne Kyunbardasht Kiya Kuch Kaha Kyun Nahi Jawab Kyun Nahi Diya - Main Gusse Se Boli
Beta Main Kuchnahi Kar Sakti Thi Kyun Ki Uske Samne Main Khud Nangi Hun Aur Ek Nanga Dusrepar Ungli Nahi Utha Sakta – Wo Boli
Wo Sab Apnijagah Hai Aunty Lekin Mujhe Aap Ke Bare Me Ye Sab Sun Kar Bahut Bura Laga Aur Main Kah Nahi Sakti
Tumhara Manthook Raha Hai Mere Upar Hai Dhikar Raha Hai Mujhe Hai Na – Wo Beech Me Boli
Nahi Auntyplease Ye Mat Kahiye Lekin Aap Nahi Janti Ki Mujhe Kitna Bura Laga Ye Sab Jankar - Main Boli
Main Kuch Nahikah Sakti Tum Se Bas Itna Hi Kahti Hun Ki Main Ghlat to Hun Lekin Tum Mujhemaaf Kar Do , Aur Jo Kuch Bhi Tum Jantiho Us Ko Bhool Jao Please Au Kisi Bhi Zikar Mat Karna – Wo Boli
Thik Hai Aunty –main Boli , Fir Maine Wo Sab Aunty Ki Almari Rakh Kar Lock Kar Diya Aur Jo Mainlekr Aayi Thi Us Ko Aunty Nahi Le Rahi Thi Lein Maine Wapas Kar Diya , Main Wahi Aunty Ke Ps Hi Let Gayi Thakan Ki Wajahse Main Kab so Gayi Mujhe Pata Hi Nahi Chala
Aunty Ne Mujheawaz Dekar Jagaya Aur Boli Dekho Shahnaz Bula Rahi Hai , Maine Uth Kar Bahar Dekha to Sham Ho Chuki Thi Aurshanaz Kah Rahi Thi Mujhe Chai Bana Ake Do Abhi Taka P Aayi Nahi Ho
Aa Rahi Hun Betamain Boli
Shahnaz Ko Yahinbula Lo Sath Me Hum Log Chai Peete Hain Aunty Ne Kaha Aur Maine Shahnaz Kowahin Bula Liya Raat Ko Bhi Main Shahnaz Aunty Ke Ghar Me Hi Rahe Aur Next Day Jab Kuch Log Un Keg Hr Aagaye to Main Apne Ghar Aa Gayi Leiin Fir Bhikuch Hour Unke Sath Bitati Thi Jis Se Ki Unko Ye Na Mahsoos Ho Ki Meri Nazar Meunki Izzat Kam Ho Gayi Hai
Fir Maine Chuziko Bulaya Aur Usko Sab Kuch Bata Diya Aur Fir Us Se Maine Sab Bhool Jane Kirequest Kii , Chuzi Ko Bhi Mere Chacha Ke Bare Me Jankar Bahut Gussa Aya
Saala Bahut Haramihai Tumhara Chacha – Wo Boli
Jawab Me Mainsirf Banawati Muskurahat Ka Hi Izhar Kar Payi , Aur Is Tarah Ye Muama Hal Hogaya Jis Ne Beinteha Uljha Kar Rakha Hua Tha Aur Shayad Agar Main Chuzi Sediscuss Na Karti to Ye Abhi Bhi Uljha Hua Rahta
Thank You Chuzi
Maine Jo Promisekiya Tha Razia Aunty Se Us Ko Baki Rakha Aur Us Masle Ko Main Bhool Gayi Aurchuzi Ko Bhi Yahi Kaha Ki Ye Sab Kisi Se Discuss Mat Karna , Kyun Ki Bahar Kato Koi Hai Nahi Aur Apno Ko Nanga Karne Se Badnami Bhi to Apni Hi Hogi , Lekinrazia Aunty Ke Alawa Ye Koi Nahi Janta Tha Ki Mujhe Sab Kuch Pata Hai Aur Razia Aunty Ne Bhi Arpita Bhabi Ya Surjeetaunty Ko Ye Nahi Bataya Tha Warna Shayad Ye Mere Liye Pareshani Ka Sabab Bansakta Tha .
Ek Din Night Meshaizan Ka Phone Aaya Us Ne Bat Karne Ko Kaha to Main Boli Ki Ramzan Chal Rahahai Tumhara
Wo Bola to Kyahua Mujhe Ramzan Se Kya Lena Dena Main Ye Sab Nahi Manta Meri Alag Soch Hai Aurmain Kisi Bhi Khuda Ye Bhagwan Ke Hone Me Vishwas Nahi Rakhta
Aisa Kyun Haijab Kit Um '. Ho Aur '. to Bahut Strong Believer Hote Hain – Maine Kaha
Aisa Kuch Nahihai Ye Sab Public Ko Bewakoof Banana Ke Liye Kuch Logon Ka Socha Samjha Khelhai Jo Kayi Yugon Se Chala Aa Raha Hai Aur Is Me Koi Sachayi Nahi Hai – Us Nekaha
Kaisa Khel –maine Pucha
Yahi Ki Khudabhagwan Aur Sab Ke Namo Se Logon Ko Darakar Un Ki Bhavnao Se Khelo Aur Un Kochutiya Banakar Raaj Karo – Ye Trick Purani Ho Chuki Hai Aur Kuch Bewakoof Aajbhi Yam Ante Hain Lekin Jo Akalmand Hain Wo in Sab Baton Se Door Hain Wo Kuchnahi Mante – Wo Bola
Shayad Isi Liyetum Hamesha Hairan Pareshan Rahte Ho , Ek Din Mr. Shaizan Sirf Ek Din Dil Seibadat Kar Ke Dekho Fir Tum Ko Pata Chelega Ki Kitna Sukoon Milta Hai , Aur Yetum Ko Pata Hi Nahi Hai , Shayad Isi Liye Dimaghi Sukoon Kho Chuke Ho Aur Raatbhar Ulllu Ki Jagte Ho – Main Ne Kha
Ye Mera Shaukhai Aur Maine Koi Dimaghi Sukoon Nahi Khoya Hua Hai Bahut Tez Chalta Hai Dimaghmera – Wo Bola
Haan Maloon Haikitna Tez Chalta Hai Tabhi to Apne Roze , ,. , Ki Tauheen Kar Rahe Ho – Maineboli
Hey Gul Be Practical Yar Kahan Bakwason Me Padihui Ho – Us Ne Kaha
Acha to Yebakwas Tumhare Mom Dad Nahi Karte Kya Wo Bhi Tumhari Tarah Kisi Ko Nahi Mante –maine Pucha
Wo to Bahutmante Hain Bechare 30 Din Bhooke Rahenge Dono Log Mujhe Bura Lagta Hai Sab Kuchhote Hue Bhi Bechare Bhuke Hain – Wo Bola
To Tum Se Kuchnahi Kahte – Maine Pucha
Kahte Hain Lekinmain Karta Hi Nahi Parents Se Kahta Hun Ki Main Karta Hun Lekin Karta Nahi Kuch, Ghar Se Nikal Jata Hun Ye Kah Ke Ki Ja Hun , ,. , Parhne Lekin Kahin Ja Kebaith Jata Hun Jahan Achi Achi Larkiyandekhne Ko Milen – Wo Bola
Waah Waah Bahutkhoob – Kya Kahna Aap Ka – Main Daantpeeste Hue Boli
Han Yar Yahi Toasli Zindagi Hai Aur Tum Kis Dimaghi Sukoon Ki Bat Kar Rahi Ho ? Asli Dimaghisukoon to Tab Milta Hai Jab Pappu Apna Sir Pari Ke Honthon Ko Khol Kar Usmerakhta Hai
Shut up Shaizanhad Hoti Hai Badtamizi Ki – Main Boli
Ye Badtamizinahi Hai Dear Ye Meri Soch Hai , Aur Tum Janti Ho Ki Main Koi Bhi Kahne Separhez Nahi Karta Aur Kahne Me Main Kisi Ka Lihaz Nahi Karta Main Wahi Kahungajo Mujhe Sahi Lag Raha Hai , Mere Hisaab Se to Sirf Pappu Aur Pari Ki Worship Hoi Chahiye , Jitney Male Hain Wo Pari Ko Pujen Aur Female Pappu Ko , Jai Bur Devi – Jai Holund Dev Ki – Wo Besharmi Se Bola
Lanat Hai Tumpar Chalo Acha Phone Rakho Ab Mujh Se Bat Mat Karna Kabhi – Main Boli
Haan Sach Karuwahota Hai Na Wo Maine Kah Diya to Aap Ko Bura Lag Gaya – Wo Bola
Sach Kya Hai Yetum Jante Hi Nahi Ho Shayad Aur Na Hi Samajhne Ki Koshish Ki Kabhi Ab Tumhareparents Ne Kya Tarbiyat Di Hai Aur Ye Kyun Hua Tumhare Sath Ye Main Nahi Jantilekin Khuda Parast Logon Ke Yahan Shaitan Kaise Paida Hua Ye Ek Bahut Barasawal Hai – Main Boli
Koi Khuda Pudanahi Hai Agar Hai to Us Waqt Kahan Gaya Tha Jab Train Me Nirdosh Logon Ko Zindajala Diya Gaya Tha Aur Fir Us Ke Bad Badle Ki Aag Me Jalkar Hazaron Nirdoshmare Gaye Tab Tumhara Khuda Kya Apni Begum Ke Lahnge Me Chup Gaya Tha - Wo Bola
Main Chup Rahi
Ab Jawab Do – Wobahut Tez Awaz Me Bola
Wo Jo Kuch Bhihua Wo Insaani Amal Tha Khudayi Nahi Aur Us Ke Zimmedar Bhi Kahin Na Khin Tumjaise Log the Jinka Kisi Se Koi Wasta Hi Nahi Hai Agar Wo Asliyat Me Kisi Kemanne Wale Hote to Aisa Kabhi Nahi Karte – Main Boli Aur Maine Phone Band Kardiya
Us Ke Bad Usnekayi Bar Phone Kiya Lekin Maine Nahi Uthaya , Mujhe Bahut Bura Laga Tha Uska Islahje Me Kalam Karna , Aur Main Bhi Us Se Is Silsile Me Zyada Bahas Nahi Karnachahti Thi Main Jo Kuch Kaha Wo Ye Soch Kar Ki Shayad Wo Mazak Kar Raha Hailekin Us Ki Baton Se Saaf Zahir Ho Raha Tha Ki Wo Be Deen Hai Nastikhai , Aur Kisi Bhi Aise Insaan Se Kabhi Is Bare Me Bat Hi Nahi Karni Chahiye ‘
Us Din Ke Bad Semane Shaizan Se Bat Hi Nahi Ki Fir Eid Aayi to Maine Socha Ki Main Us Ko Wish Karun Lekin Fir Ye Soch Kar Nahi Kiyaki Us Ka Eid Se Kya Lena Dena Agar Kahin Papu Pari Ka Koi Tyohar Ho to Us Kowish Bhi Kiya Jaye , Kyun Ki Us Ne Khud Hi Kaha Ki Worship Sirf in Ki Hi Sahihai
Waqt Yun Hinikalta Raha Aur Mausam Badalte Rahe Hamari Zindagi Apne Purane Rang Me Chalrahi Thi , Sardi Ne Khunk Hawaon Ke Sath Apni Amad Darj Kara Di Thi Aur Merapasandeeda Mausam Aa Chukka Tha ,
Aur Fir Dhire Dhire Dhandak Apne Pure Shabab Par Aa Gayi Aur Jalne Lagiatish Dano Me Lakariyan , Wo Sweater Jacket , Munh Se Nikalta Hui Bhaap Aurkanpkapi Se Hilete Hue Logon Ko Dekhne Ka Maza Hi Kuch Aur Hai Fir Yunhi Waqt Beeta Aur Saal 2006 Bhi Hum Sabko Alwida Kah Kar Chala Gaya Aur Apne Piche Chor Gaya to Apni Kuch Yaden , Aurapni Mithi Yadon Ke Sath Wo Bhi Band Ho Gaya Tha Meri Diary Me
Wishes Aurcelebration Ke Sath Sath New Year Ka Agazh Bhi Ho Gaya Tha Aur Aane Ke Sathsath Jane Bhi Laga Tha Aur New Year Ke Kuch Din Beet Gaye The
Shaizan Ke Msg to Ate Rahte the Lekin Main Us Se Bat Nahi Kar Rahi Thi Jab Us Ne Itni Zyada Bewakoofi Bhari Baten Ki Thi, Au Raise Hi Bahut Din Ghuzar Gaye Aur Msg Pe Msg Send Karta Raha Aur Sorry Bolta Raha
Wo Kah Raha Tha Ki Main Tum Ko Hurt Nahi Karna Chahta Tha Lekin Main Ye Sab Nahi Manta , Main Ab Fir Kabhi Aisi Bat Nahi Karunga Au Raise Hi Kayi Din Jab Beet Gaye to Fir Maine Bhi Us Se Bat Karnashuru Kar Diya Lekin Bat Mukhtasar Hoti Thi , Bahut Zyada Nahi
Pahle Jahan Mainus Ko Ignore Karti Thi Aur Bat Nahi Karna Chahti Thi Wahin Ab Halaat Kuch Badalchuke the , Ab Main Khud Us Se Bat Karna Chahti Thi Lekin Shaizan Ko Kabhi Bhiye Ehsas Nahi Hone De Rahi Thi Ki Mainkhud Us Se Bat Karna Chahti Hun
Main Bat Tokarna Chahti Thi Lekin Phir Bhi Roz Bat Nahi Karti Thi
Kabhi Kabhi Hi Bat Karti Thi, Lekin Agar Kisi Din Wo Mujhe Phone Nahi Kartatha Ya Bat Karne Ki Request Ka Msg Nahi Send Karta Tha to Main Sochne Lagti Thiki Akhir Aaj Isne Bat Karne Ki Request Kyun Nahi Kii ,
Phir Khud Hi Sochne Par Majboor Ho Jati Thi Kijab Wo Bat Karne Ke Liye Girgirata Hai to Main Parvaah Nahi Karti Aur Jab Wokisi Din Phone Nahi Karta to Kyun Main Pareshan Hoti Hun, Ye Kaun Sa Ahmakana Amal Hai
Shahnaz Aurseema Ki Study Chal Rahi Thi Shahnaz Be Inteha Mehnat Kar Rahi Thi Is Bar Uskafinal Tha , Shahnaz Ek Roz Mujh Se Boli Ki Examination Programme Ane Wala Hai
Haan Aane Hiwala Hoga – Maien Kaha
Wo Mere Samnekhari Hui Apni Chutki Ko Bajate Hue Ungliyon Ke Sath Sath Apne Sir Ko Ghumatehue Boli - to Fir Mujhe Camera Milega Aur Wahi Milega Jo Main Pasand Karungi
Haan Haan Bilkullekin Pahle Bsc Pas Karo First Division Fir Le Ke Dungi
Bsc Pas Karne Kibat Thi Sirf First Aane Ki Koi Bat Nahi Hui Thi – Wo Boli
First Ki Hi Tobat Hai Waise to Sabhi Pas Kar Lete Hain First Aaogi Tab Hi Camer Milega – Main Boli
Nahi Ye Cheatinghai Aap Se Aisi Koi Deal Nahi Hui Thi – Wo Boli
Deal Kaisi Deal– Main Ne Pucha
Bsc Pas Hone Parcamera Ki – Wo Boli
Ye Koi Deal Nahihuii Thi Kan Kholkar Sun Liye Aap , Camera Aap Ko Tab Hi Milega Jab Aap Firstaayengi and Thats Final – Main Boli
To Fir Main Bhiexam Nahi Dungi – Thats Final
Kya! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Main Uski Bat Pebehad Hairan Thi Ki Aaj Ye Mere Samne Kis Tarahbol Rahi Hai – Kya Kaha Aap Ne – Maine Pucha
Maine Kaha Mainexam Nahi Dungi Jab Aap Camera Nahi Le Ke Dogi – Wo Boli
Pahle Pas Ho Tabcamera Milega – Main Boli
Pahle Camera Firexam , Jab Main Camera Dekh Lungi Tab Hi Exam Dene Jaungi Kya Pata Baad Me Aapna Leke Do – Wo Boli
Ye Kya Bak Rahiho Tum – Maine Kaha
Haan Mujhe Patahai Aap Apni Bat Se Fir Jayengi Is Liye Pahle Camera La Ke Ghar Pe Rakh Liyejab Main Camera Dekh Lungi Tab Exam Dungi Warna Nahi Dungi Mujhe Aap Par Bilkulbharosa Nahi Hai – Wo Apne Hathon Ko Left Right Ghumate Hue Mujh Se Bahas Kiyeja Rahi Thi ,
Aur Main Aaj Us Ke Badle Hue Lahje Par Bahuthairan Thi Ki Akhir Har Baat Me Jee Jee Kahne Wali Meri Bahan Aaj Mujh Se Bahaskarte Hue Kah Rahi Thi Mujhe Aap Par Bharosa Nahi Hai
Thik Hai Betalekin Pahle Ye Bataiye Ki Ye Sab Kis Ne Parhaya Hai Aap Ko – Maine Pucha
Chuzi Didi Ne –wo Tapak Se Boli , Fir Fauran Hi Boli Na Nahi Kisi Ne Nahi Chuzi Didi Us Din Jabaayi Thi to Meri Bat Bhi Nahi Hui Thi Un Se , Unhone Nahi Kaha Tha Mujh Se , Aur Aur Wo Maine Un Se Kah Diya Tha Ki Main Aap Ko Nahi Bataungi Ki Chuzi Didine Sikhaya Tha – Ab Wo Baukhlayi Hui Haklate Hue Pata Nahi Kya Kya Bak Rahi Thi
Main Uth Karkhari Hui Aur Uski Taraf Barhi to Uske Chehre Pe Hawaiyan Urne Lagin
Maine Pas Jakarus Ke Kaan Pakarte Hue Kaha – Haan to Ab Boliye Kya Farma Rahi Thi Aap
Nahi Sorry Bibbiwo Main Main Nahi , Nahi Sorry Bibbi – Wo Boli
Dekho Tum Ko Aurtumhari Didi Dono Ko Bandh Ke Itne Thappad Marungi Ki Sab Samajh Me Aa Jayega , Aura B Ap Ko Pas Hone Ke Bad Bhi Camera Nahi Milega – Main Boli
Nahi Bibbiplease I Am Sorry , Bibbi Ab Nahi Kahungi Kuch Nahi Bolungi Main – Wo Boli
Main Kuch Nahiboli , Lekin Eb Uski Halat Dekh Kar Mujhe Bahut Pyar Aa Raha Tha Us Par Aur Chuzi Ke Upar Bahut Hi Zyada Gussa Bhi
Maine Chuzi Kophone Kiya Aur Us Se Ghar Aane Ko Kaha to Wo Boli Kya Hua Yar Main Aaj Kalbahut Busy Hun Holi Ka Bahut Sara Kaam Hai
Kya Kaam Ho Rahahai Holi Me – Maine Pucha
Arey Yar Bahutsara Kam Hota Hai Bahut Kuch Banana Parta Hai Ab Main Eke K Chiz Tum Ko Name Kesath Nahi Bata Sakti – Wo Boli
Acha to Tum Shamko Ana Zarur Holi Koi Aj Nahi Hone Jar Hi Hai Main Boli
Thik Hai Yaraaungi Sham Ko – Wo Boli Aur Bat Khatam Ho Gayi
Sham Ko Chuziaayi Hum Log Bat Kar Rahe the Us Ne Pucha Haan Batao Kya Hua Kyun Bulaya Tha
Bulaya Aap Ko Isliye Tha Ki Ye Bataiye Ki Aap Ne Shahnaz Ko Kya Parhaya Tha – Main Uske Baal Pakarte Hue Boli
Wo Bahut Hibhaddi Muskurahat Ke Sath Mujhe Dekhti Rahi Aur Fir Shanaz Se Boli to Tum Nesab Kuch Bata Diya Na
Jis Ke Jawab Meshahnaz Sirf Haan Wo Jee Jee Ji Pee Pee Hi Kah Payi Is Se Zyada Us Ke Munh Sebol Nahi Foote
Jao Yar Tumbekar Ho Wo Shahnaz Se Boli Tum Ne to Phansa Diya Naam Zad Report Ho Skti Haitumhari Sopt Pe Hi Areest Ho Gayi Tum , Tum Kabhi L Lb Nahi Ho Sakti
Kya Matlab Haitumhara – Kya Bakwas Kar Rahi Ho – Maine Pucha
Kuch Nahi Basmain to Us Ko Apne Hak Ke Liye Larna Sikha Rahi Thi Shahnaz Ko Kranti Kari Bana Rahi Thi – Wo Boli
Tumhari Aisi Ki Taisi Maine Uske Balon Ko Jhtakte Hueboli Kyun Bigar Rah Ho Bachon Ko Bewakoof
Arey Kuch Nahiis Ne Hi to Mujhe Bataya Tha Ki Jab Pas Ho Jayegi to Camera Milega Is Liyemaine Kah Diya Ki Kya Guarantee Hai Ki Milega Hi Is Liye Pahle Hi Sab Kuchlikhwa Lo Bad Me Beimani Ho Sakti Hai Na – Wo Boli
Tum Ko Kuchsamajh Me Nahi Aata Jo Chahti Ho Bakwas Karti Rahti Ho – Main Boli
Ab Main Wakeelhun Na Aur Ek Acha Wakeel Achi Advice Deta Hai – Wo Seena Tankar Boli