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Dekhiyeis Waqt Ye Bekaar Ki Baten Mat Kariyeshadi Ka Aaj Ke Masle Se Kya Talluq – Main Boli , Lekin Ye Pata Chal Gaya Kiaap Kis Had Tak Gir Sakti Hain , Janti to Main Pahle Se Hi Thi Lekin Fir Bhiaap Logon Ne Khud Kaha Main Bewakoof Thi Jo Aitbar Kar Liya – Ye Kahte Huemaine Phone Rakh Diya
Seemashahnaz Dono Hairani Se Mera Munh Dekh Rahi Thi , Puri Bat Un Dono Ne Bhi Sunifir Bhi Maine Shahnaz Seema Se Bataya , Jis Pe Shahnaz Bahut Pareshan Ho Rahithi
Abkya Hoga Bibbi Mujhe to Admition Nahi Milega – Wo Boli
Pareshanmat Ho Ek Jagah to Mil Hi Jayega Na Yahan Nhi Ja Saki to Koi Bat Nahi Bas Yehai Ki Thora Door Rahega Aur Zahmaten Kuch Barh Jayengi Lekin Jab Apne Hi Dagha Karen to Fir Kya Kar Sakte Hain Is Se Bahtar Hota Ki Maine Un Ki Mana Kar Diyahota
Lekinbibbi Uncle Ne to Khud Hi Kaha Tha Na Ki Wo Sath Le Challenge Aap Ne to Kahanahi Tha Fir ?
Johai Dikh Raha Hai Na Beta Aur Samajh Me Bhi Aa Raha Hai – Main Boli
Mainsoch Rahi Thi Ki Ab Kya Karun Karun to Kya Karun Tabhi Maine Principal Madam Kophone Kiya Aur Puri Baat Batayi Pahle Unhone Bahut Daanta Ki Kyun Tum Ne Aiselogon Ki Bat Par Yakeen Kar Liya Jinkakoi Aitbar Hi Nahi , Tum Se Is Mamle Meye Laparwaihi Ki Ummeed Nahi Thi – Unhone Kaha Aur Boli Tum Wait Karo Main Abhitum Ko Bata Rahi Hun
Mainchup Chap Baithi Nhui Madam Ke Phone Ka Intezar Kar Rahi Thi Kuch Der Ke Baadmadam Ka Phone Aya to Unhone Kaha Ki Counsling to Aaj Hi Hai Lekin Maine Baatkar Lii Hai Tum Kal Chali Jao Shahnaz Ko Lekar Aur University Janti Ho Na –unhone Pucha
Jeehaan Dkhi Hai – Main Boli
Dekhinahi Hogi – Wo Boli , University Ke New Campus Jana Hoga Tum Ko Kisi Se Bhikaise Bhi Maloom Kar Ke Wahan Pahunch Jana Wahan Ek Srivastav Sahab Honge Un Semil Lena Aur Bata Dena Maine Bheja Hai Bas Itna Karna Hai Tum Ko
Thikhai Madam Thank You – Main Boli
Thankyou Apne Pas Rakho Aur Sahi Waqt Pe Pahunch Jana Kisi Ke Bharose Mat Rahna Warnmujh Se Bura Koi Nahi Hoga – Wo Boli
Thikhai Thik Hai Madam – Jaisa Aap Ne Kaha Waisa Hi Hoga
Good– Wo Boli Ye Kahkar Phone Rakh Diya
Shahnazne Pucha Kya Hua Bibbi – Maine Usko Bataya Jo Maam Se Bat Hui Thi
Mainekaha Thik Hai Ab Tum Change Kar Lo Kahin Jana to Hai Nahi , Ye Khate Hue Mainbhi Apne Room Me a Gayi Seema Bhi Apne Ghar Ja Chuki Thi , Sara Mood Bahut Buritarah Khrab Ho Chukka Tha
Abmere Liye Ek Nayi Sardardi Thi Ki Mujhe Pata Nhi Tha Ki Ye University Kahan Hai Aur New Campuskidhar Hai Aur Aaj Kal Election Ki Wajah Se Gadiyon Ki Alag Dikkat Thi , Abmain Madam Se Ye Sab to Nahi Kah Sakti Thi , Aur Kahna Bhi Nahi Chahiye Kyun Kiwahan Tak to Mujhe Khud Hi Jana Tha Wahan Ka Jo Kaam Thaw O Madam Ne Aasan Kardiya Tha
Mainechange Kar Ke Baith Gayi Aur Bas Soch Hi Rahi Thi , Tabhi Maine Shaizan Kophone Kiya Usne Phone Kaat Diya Mujhe Bahut Gussa Aaya , Lekin Agle Hi Pal Usnekhud Phone Kiya Maine Uthaya
Me– Hello , Phone Cut Kyun Kar Diya
He– Maine Kiya Na Aap Ki Call Pe Aaj Tak Bat Nahi Hui Jab Bhi Bat Hui Phone Mainehi Kiya Aur Kya Hua Aap Ko Aaj ?
Me– Kya Hua Kuch Nahi Hua
He– Arey Bahut Badla Hua Mizaj Hai Madam Ka Kahin Zalzala Aane Wala Hai Kya
Me-- Kuch Nahi Hua Thori Problem Thi Isliye Gussa Aa Raha Tha
He– Kya Hua
Me– Aap Ke City Me University Ka New Campus Kahan Hai
He– Kyun Kya Hua
Me– Bataiye to Hua Kuch Nahi
He– Batata Hua Lekin Mujhe Bhi to Pata Chle Ki Karna Kya Hai
Me– Meri Sister Ki Counsling Thi Aj Lekin Bhai Ko Jana Tha Lekin Wo Jaa Nahi Payeis Liye Rah Gayi
He– What
Me– Yes Is Liye Hi Gusa Aa Raha Hai
He– Kya Itne Laparvaah Hain Aap Ke Bhai Papa Aap Se Bat Kar Ke to Nahi Lagta
Me– Ab Sab Log Ek Se Nahi Hote Na Is Liye
(maineus Ko Bataya Hua Tha Ki Mere Bhai Bhi Hain Aur Papa Bhi Jaisa Aap Sab Bhi Jantehain )
Me– Is Liye Ab Kal Mujhe Sister Ke Sath Jana Hai Lekin Mujhe Pata Nahi Hai Kahape Hai Ye
He– Koi Bat Nahi Hai Fikar Mat Kariye Aap Whan Se Kaise Ayengi Bus Se Ya Train Se
Me– Bus Se
He – to Bus Se Aap Ke Us Jagah Pe Utar Jaiyega Aur Mobile Apne Sath Rakhiyega , Bas Main Wahan Aap Ko Mil Jaunga Aage Fikar Ki Koi Bat Nahi Fir Main Khud Le Kejaunga Aap Ko University
Me– Nahi Is Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi Please Bas Aap Mujhe Bata Diye Itna to Bata Iyaab Ye Bhi Bata Diye Ki Wahan Se Kahan Jana Hoga
He– Hey Hey Don’t Worry Aur Mujhe Bhaut Bura Kag Raha Hai Ki Aap Ne Mujhe Batayahi Nahi Warna Aaj Cousling Chootti Nahi Ap Ki Sister Ki , Akhir Dost Hain Humfir Ye Bat Kyun , Is Se to Yahi Zahir Hota Hai Ki Aap Mujhe Kuch Samajhti Hinahi Hai
Me– Aisi Koi Bat Nahi Hai Dekhiye Lein Main Nahi Cahit Ki Meri Wajah Se Kisi Kozahmat Ho
He– Bekkar Ki Baat Mat Kariye , Aap Ko Pata Hai Aaj Main to Khushi Se Pagal Horaha Hun Ki Khir Hua Kya Achanak Jo Aap Se Milne Ka Mauka Mil Raha Hai
Me– Ho Sakta Hai Ab Kismat Ko to Hum Nahi Jante Na
He– Thik Hai Bas Kal Aaiye Jahan Bataya Wahan Utar Jaiyega Aur Mujeh Phone Kardiyega Waise Aap Ko Zarurat Hogi Phone Mujhe Nahi Hogi Main to Aap Ko Dekhte Hipahchan Lunga
Me– Kaise
He– Arey Itni Baten Ki Hain Aap Se Aap Ki Eke K Chiz Ko Pahchan Lunga
Me– Bakwas Mat Kariye
He– Bakwas Kaisi Kya Aap Mujhe Nahi Pahchan Payengi
Me– Nahi Main Koi Najoomi Nahi Hun
He– Lekin Main to Pahchan Lunga Jo Ap Ne Bataya Hai Apne Bare Me 36 Dd Chest 48 Back Black Colour Below 5 Feet Hight Ab Is Se Aap Kahan Chupengi Meri Nazron Se Waise Bhi Hathi Ka Bacha Insaano Mealag Hi Nazar Aayega
Me– Shuru Ho Gaye Rahne Diye Koi Zarurat Nahi Bye
He– Sorry Sorry Yar Ab Zara Sa Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta Kya Aap Se
Me– Mera Mood Thik Nahi Hai Abhi
He– Ok Sorry to Kal Aaiye
Me– Thik Hai
He– Waise Main Pahchan Lunga Aap Ko Dekhte Hi
Me– Agar Nahi Pahchan Paye To
He– Hmmmmm to Main Har Jaunga Agar Pahchan Liya to Jeet Jaunga Agar Jeeta to Mainaap Se Kuch Mangunga Aur Agar Haara to Ap Jo Kahgi Main Wo Kaunga
Me– Nahi Is Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi Maine to As Aise Hi Kaha Tha Pahchana to Thiknahi Pahchana to Koi Bat Nahi , Mujhe Koi Baazi Nahi Lagani
He– Ok Thik Hai Kal Aaiye Ab Kal Tak Mainpagal Na Ho Jaun Kahin
Me– Ok Bye
He– Bye
Usse Bat Karne Ke Bad Maine Phone Rakh Diya Aur Shahnaz Ke Room Me Gayi to Wochange Kar Chuki Thi Aur Chup Chap Leti Hui Thi
Maineus Ko Bataya Ki Kal Chalna Hai Intezam Ho Gaya Hai Sara Ab Koi Tention Mat Lotum Maine Us Ko Bataya Ki Jinka Phone Aaya Tha Aur Birthday Wish Kiya Tha Aapko Un Se Bhi Bat Ho Gayi Hai Kal Wo Hum Logon Ko University Tak Pahuncha Denge, Aur Main Aap Ko Kal Hi Camer Abhi Purchase Kar Ke Dungi
Itnisari Baten Sunkarshahnaz Bahut Khush Ho Gayi Khushi Se Mujhe Se Lipatte Hueboli Thank You Bibbi
Thankski Koi Zarurat Nahi Bachi Main Boli Aur Main Bhi Uske Sath Baith Gayi Aur Baten Karne
Lagi.
Mainshahnaz Se Baten Kar Rahi Thi Maine Pucha Agar Us Ko Hostel Me Rahna Para Tokya Wo Akeli Rah Legi , Jis Pe Wo Boli Nahi Bibbi Main Akeli Nahi Rahungi Kahinmain Aap Ke Sath Hi Rahungi Warna Main Nahi Parhungi
Abdusri Jagah Parhna Hai Beta to Rahna to Aao Ko Hi Hoga Na Main to Yahan Ghar Merahungi Warna Yahan Kaun Dekhega – Main Bhi Us Ko Chidha Rahi Thi , Aur Akelekaise Rahogi Aap Ko to Thik Se Chai Banana Tak Nahi Aati
Kafider Tak Sochne Ke Bad Wo Boli Bibbi Fir Kya Main Nahi Parhungi Aage
Nahibeta Aisa Nahi Hai Aap Parhogi Abhi to Bas Aap Ka Admission Ho Jaye Fir Aage Kiaage Dekhenge Kya Hota Hai – Main Boli
Auraise Hi Baten Karte Hue Shahnaz so Gayi Main Bhi Uth Kar Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Jabse Maine Shaizan Se Bat Kit Hi Us Ke Baad Se Raat Tak Kam Se Kam 20 Bar Us Nephone Kiya Aur Yahi Pooch Raha Tha Kya Waqayi Me Main Aa Rahi Hun
Mainekaha Haan Haan Aur Kya Main Mazaak Kar Rahi Hun
Nahiwo Kya Hai Na Maine Har Har Tarah Se Bahut Baar Aap Ko Chirhaya Irritate Kiyais Liye Main Soch Raha Hun Kahin Ye Mujhe Jalane Ka Koi Plan to Nahi Hai Aap Ka– Us Ne Kaha
Nahiaisa Kuch Hai Maine Kaha
Firbhi Mujhe Yakeen Nahi Ho Raha Ki Aap Se Mulkat Hone Wali Hai Aur Aap Khud Aaarahi Hain Mujh Se Milne – Wo Bola
Ekminute Mr. Shaizaan Aap Ki Ghalat Fahmi Hai Ye Ki Main Aap Se Milne Aa Rahi Hun
Kyamatlab – Wo Bola
Matlabye Ki Main Apni Sister Ki Sath Aa Rahi Hun Us Ke Admission Ke Liye Na Ki Aap Semilne Ye Baat Aachia Tarah Se Apne Zhan Me Bitha Liye – Main Boli
Hmmmmmatlab to Kya Mulkat to Hogi Na – Wo Bola
Mulakathogi Ya Nahi Hogi Is Se Matlab Nahi Hai Aap Ne Jo Kaha Na Ki Main Milne Aa Rahihun to Aisa Nahi Hai Main Apne Kaam Se Aa Rahi Hun Na Ki Aap Se Milne – Main Kaha
Okok Main Samajah Gaya Aap Ki Baat Lekin Fir Bhi Mujhe Yakeen Nahi Ho Raha Hai Naki Main Aap Se Milunga Ye to Bas Aaj Tak Sochta Hi Raha – Wo Bola
Mainebhi Kayi Bar Aap Se Kaha Tha Ki Agar Kismat Me Milna Hoga to Shayad Mulakathogi Warna Nahi Hogi – Maiane Kaha
Haanlekin Maine Bhi Kaha Tha Ki Main Kismat Ko Nahi Manta Milna Jabhi Hoga Jab Aapchahogi – Us Ne Kaha
Milnatabhi Hoga Jab Kismat Me Hoga Agar Nahi Hoga to Maina Jakar Aa Bhi Jaungi Auraap Se Mulakat Nahi Hogi Aur Ek Baat Is Se Pahle Main 3 Bar Aap Ke Shahr Gayiaur Wapas Bhi Aa Gayi Lekin Ap Se Milnanahi Tha to Mulakat Nahi Hui – Min Boli
Ooohaj Tak Tum Ne Ye Bataya Bhi Nai Mujhe – Wo Bola
Haankyun Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hui Aur Aaj Is Liyebataya Kyun Ki Aap Jo Kismat Ki Baatko Ghalat Sabit Kar Rahe Hain Is Liye Maine Kaha Aap Se – Main Boli
Thikhai Thik Hai Jo Samjho Jo Kaho Lekin Mulakat to Hogi Na
Mainek Bar Fir Kah Rahi Hun Ki Main Ap Se Milne Nahi a Rahi Is Liye Kisi Tarah Kighlat Fahmi Me Mat Rahiyega – Main Boli
Badikameeni Ho – Wo Bola
Kyakaha – Main Boli
Kuchnahi – Wo Bola
Thikhai Kameeni Hun Ab to Bilkul Nahi Milungi – Main Boli
Basfir Har Baar Ki Tarah Wo Bheegi Billi Ki Tarah Sorry Sorry Wo Mazak Ye Wok Artehue Baten Banana Laga Lekin Pure Din Pareshan Kiya Us Ne Phone Kar Kar Ke Mujhe
Dinnerke Baad Maine Shahnaz Ko Jaldi so Jane Ko Kaha Ki Kal Jaldi Uthna Hai Shahnzapne Room Me Chali Gayi
Raatme Phir Ek Bar Shaizan Ka Phone Aaya Aur Fir Usne Wahi Bat Ki – Mujhe Gussa Anelaga Us Ki Bewakoofi Pe Maine Kaha Phonerakho Agar Time Se so Jaungi Tabhi Subah Uthungi Na
Hanhaan Thik Hai – Thik Hai Wo Bola Acha Agar Tum Kaho to Main Subah Subah Hichala Aaun Gadi Leke Fir Sath Me Aaiye Mere – Wo Bola
Jeenahi Bahut Bahut Shukriya Ap Ka Is Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi Main Aa Jaungi – Mainekaha
Thikhia Thik Waise Takalluf Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi Hai Agar Tum Ko Lage to Kah Denasubah Tak Main Aa Jaunga
Nahi– Maine Kaha Is Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi Hai – Main Boli , Ab Phone Rakhiye
Mainebat Khatam Ki Aur Phone Band Kar Ke so Gayi Subah Main Jaldi Hi Uthi Aurshahnaz Ko Uthaya Aur Taiyari Karne Ko Bol Kar Main Kaam Me Busy Ho Gayi
Ekbar Fir Maine Madam Ko Call Kiya Aur Aur Un Ko Bata Diya Ki Main Ja Rahi Hunaur Fir Se Un Se Puri Information Le Lii , Unhone Srivastav Ka Number De Diyaaur Kaha Ki Jakar Unse Mil Lena Aur Gar Talash Kane Me Koi Dikkat Ho to Phonekar Lena Kisi Tarah Ka Koi Takalluf Mat Karna , Aur Agar Kahin Pe Koi Problem Hoto Mujhe Fauran Phone Karna – Madam Ne Kaha
Unsebat Kar Ke Hum Logon Ne Nashta Kiya Aur Aunty Ko Blaya Seema Ki Mom Ko Aur Unkobata Diya Ki Hum Log Ja Rahe Hain Kal Kya Hua Tha Ye Un Ko Pata Tha Lekinunhone Kuch Kaha Nahi Kyun Ki Chacha Ko Un Se Zyada Koi Aur Nahi Janta Tha
Shahnaztaiyar Ho Hokar Bahar Aayi S Ke Hath Me Uska Bag Tha Maine Pucha Tum Ne Sarasamman Rakh Liya
Jeebibbi – Wo Boli , Us Ke Hath Me Mobile Tha Aur Usne Head Phone Connect Karkekaan Me Lagaya Hua Tha
Yekya Hai Main Uske Kaan Se Head Phone Niklate Hue Boli
Wokuch Nahi Bibbi Hum Log Ja Rahe Hain Na to Maine Socha Music Sunungi
Picnicpe Nahi Ja Rahe Hain Hum Log –samjhin Aap – Main Boli
Jeejee Bibbi – Wo Dar Kar Boli
Maineuska Mobile Lekar Usko Off Kiya Aur Uske Bed Pe Daal Diya – Mobile Ki Koizarurat Nahi Hai Aap Ko Wahan Aise Hi Chaliye Hum Koi Numaish Me Nahi Jka Rahehain – Main Boli
Ok– Bibbi – Wo Boli
Mujhemobile Dekh Kar Gssa Is Liye Aya Kyun Ki Wo Mobile Chacha Ne Diya Tha Shahnazko Aur Jo Kal Kiya Chacha Ne Us Bat Pe Mujhe Bahut Gussa Tha Is Liye Mobiledekh Kar Main Bharak Uthi Aur Maine Us Ko Ghar Pe Hi Rakh Diya .
Humlog Ghar Se Nikal Rahe the To Maine Shaizan Ko Phone Kiya Ki Ab Main Nikal Rahihun Ghar Se 11:00 11:30 Tak Pahunch Jaungi – Maine Kaha
Thikhai Dear Main to Raat Se Intezar Kar Raha Hun Kab Subah Ho Aur Aap Aayen – Wobola
Youare Imposible – Main Boli
Yei Know – Wo Bola
Shutup Bewakoofi Mat Jhara Karo Har Waqt – Main Boli
Okmadam Aiye Aap -- Main Aap Ko Wahin Milunga Jahan Bataya Hai Wahin Utar Jaiyegabas Main Aap Ka Intezar Karta Milunga Aur Dekhte Hi Aap Ko Naam Se Pukarunga –wo Bola
Thikhai – Main Boli Aur Phone Rakh Diya
Mainshahnaz Ko Lekar Bus Stop Pahunch Gayi Bus Me Bhut Hi Zyada Bheed Thi Kyun Ki Buses Bahut Kam Thi Election Ki Wajah Sekisi Tarh Seat to Mil Gayi Lekin Til Rakhne Ki Bhi Jagah Nahi Bachi Thi Bus Mekisi Tarah Ro Ro Kar Bus Chal Rahi Thi Bahut Der Ke Baad Achanak Bus Bahut Buritarah Idhar Udhar Puri Sarak Pe Lahrane Lagi Aur Sab Ek Ke Upar Gir Rahe the Ektalatum Tha Bus Me Tabhi Bus Sarak Pe Tirchi Tirchi Khair Ho Gayi Aur Sab Utar Utar Kar Bahar Bhagne Lage Patachala Ki Uske Pichle Pahiye Ka Kuch Toot Gaya Hai Jis Ki Wajah Se Ab Bus Aagenahi Ja Sakti
Sablogon Ko Bahut Gussa Tha Ki Ab Kya Hoga Bus Ke Conducter Ne Kaha Ki Aap Logshant Rahiye Piche Agar Koi Bus Aayegi to Ap Logon Ko Us Me Bitha Diya Jayega , Lekin Ye Nahi Pata Tha Ki Bus Kab Ayegi
Maineniche Utar Kar Pata Kiya Ki Abhi Wo Shahar Jahan Main Ja Rahi Thi Wo Kitna Doorhai to Maloom Hua Ki 60 K. M . Hai Yahan Se , Hum Log Intezar Kar Hi Rahe the Kipiche Se Ek Aur Bus Aa Gayi Aur Usko Rukawa Kar Sab Us Me Ghusne Lage Maine Bhiandar Jane Ki Koshish Ki Lekin Ginjayi Ki Tarah Us Me Log Bhare Hue the Mainepahle Shahnaz Ko Andar Kiya Fir Khud Andar Jane Ki Koshish Ki Andar to Pahuchgayi Lekin Khare Hone Tak Ko Jagah Nahi Thi Har Koi Ek Dusre Ke Upa Charha Jaraha Tha Ye Dekh Kar Shahnaaz Bahut Pareshan Ho Gayi Aur Lagbhag Roti Hui Bolibibbi Utro Is Bus S Mujhe Nahi Jana Kahin Please
Mainekha Lekin Hum Ko Pahunchna Bahut Zaruri Hai Lekin Wo Wahi Kahti Rahi Main Uskolekar Utar Aayi Bus Chal Chuki Thi Maine Rukawa Kar Us Se Utarna Para Aur Isasna Me Mera Mobile Se Utarte Hue Gira Jo Kisi Ke Pair Takrakar Bus Ke Nichepahunch Gaya Aur Bus Ke Pahiye Ke Niche Aakar Kuchal Gaya .
Buske Nikal Jane Ke Bad Maine Mobile Utaya Mobile Kya Us Kuchle Hue Tukre Uthayeaur Shahnaz Se Boli Lo Ab Kya Karungi Main Ab to Baat Bhi Nahi Ho Payegi Kisise Pura Mobile Mismaar Ho Gaya Hai
Ooohbibbi Ab Kya Karen – Wo Boli
Kya Karen Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Na Ab – Main Boli Aur Mobile Toota Kuchla Hua Us Kodete Hue Boli Lo Rakh Lo Sambhal Ke Is Ko
Abis Waqt Baht Pareshani Ka Samna Tha Ki Aage Kaise Jaya Jaye Wahan Ke Kuchraahgeeron Se Maine Pucha to Unhone Bataya Ki Aage Jao to Wahan Kuch Na Kuchsadhan Mil Jayega
Mainshahnaz Ke Sath Paidal Paidal Hi Aage Chal Dii Lekin Bahut Der Chalne Ke Baadbhi Aage Kuch Nazar Hi Nahi Aa Raha Tha Siwaye Sunsan Sadak Ke Jis Pe Aati Jatikuch Gadiyan Ya Cycle
Mainchal Rahi Thi Shahnaz Mere Piche Piche Chal Rahi Thi , Tabhi Maine Piche Dekhato Shahnaz Ghayab Thi Main Ghbrakar Idhar Udhar Dekha to Wo Srak Ke Kinarkhandak Me Utri Ja Rahi Thi
Kahanja Rahi Ho – Main Boli
Baghme – Wo Boli
Dimaaghkharab Ho Gaya Hai Kya Tumhara – Main Chillayi , Jis Pew O Kuch Nahi Boli , Main Us Ko Dekhtri Woe K Chote Se Plant Ke Pas Ruk Gayi Aur Us Ke Samne Baithkar Us Ko Dekhte Hue Boli Bibbi Yahan Aao
Kyahai Ar Ye Kya Badtamizi Hai Tumhari – Main Boli
Meribaat Ka Jaise Us Par Koi Asar Hi Nahi Hua Aur Wo Boli Bibbi Ye Dekho Ye Dhaturahai Is Apple Thorn Bhi Kahte Hain Aur Is Ka Botanical Name Hai Stramonium Aurfamily Hai Salanaceae Ye Bahut Hi Toxicfruit Hai Full of Poison Lekin Is Se Bahut Si Medicine Banti Hai
Tumko Is Ke Maa Baap Ka Naam Nahi Maloom Main Chirhkar Boli , Is Waqt Mujhe Chuziki Bat Yad Aa Rahi Ki Wo Mujhe Botamy Parha Rahi Thi Dimagh Kha Liya Us Ne Mera
Meribat Pe Us Ne Bura Sa Munh Banakr Mujhe Dekha , Camera to Hai Nahi Agar Hota Tomain Is Ki Photo Leti Kitne Ache Lag Rahe Hain Ye Is per Pe Lage Hue
Ektod Ke Kha Lo Is Ko – Main Boli
Hehe He He Kar Ke Wo Hansne Lagi
Hansonahi Yahan Kyun Aayi Aa Gayi Hum Log Ghoomne Nahi Nikle Hain Samjhi Aap – Mainboli
Tokya Hua Bibbi Dekho Kitna Acha Lag Raha Hai Wo Dekho Bagh Kitna Bara Hai Chalowahan Chalte Hain – Wo Boli
Aurcouseling Me Kaun Jayega Aap Ke Farishte – Maine U Ko Baho Se Pakar Kar Uthayaaur Khinchti Hui Chalne Lagi
Khairbahut Door Chalne Ke Baad Ek Three Wheeler Taxi Type Ki Mili Jo Ki Wahan Sekareeb 20 K. M. Aage Tak Ja Rahi Thi Hum Log Us Se Wahan Taka Aye Us Me Bhibahut Bheed Thi Lekin Jo Log the Wo Sab Ganv Wale the Aur Ganv Wale Ladies Kibahut Hi Zyada Izzat Karte Hain Is Liye Koi Pareshani Nahi Hui
Wahanpahunch Kar Hum Logon Ko Ek Dusra 3 Wheeler Mil Gya Is Tarah Kar Ke 3-4 Gadiyanbadal Kar Hum Dono Us Shahartak Pahunche Wahan Pahunch Kar Main Wahin Utar Gayijahan Mujh Se Shaizan Ne Kaha Tha .
Mainetime Dekha to 1:30 Hua Tha
Ooohmy God Its Too Late Main Boli , Maine Shaizan Se Kaha Tha Ki Main 11:00 Bajetak Pahunch Jaungi , Aura B Mera Mobile Bhi Nahi Hai , Us Ne Zaroor Phone Kiyahoga , Main Yahi Soch Rahi Thi
Abkya Karun – Main Boli
Kyahua Bibbi – Shahnaz Ne Kaha
Areymera Mobile Bhi Toot Gaya Aur Hum Log Bahut Late Ho Chuke Hain Aura B Un Sahabko Kaise Contact Karun – Main Boli
Haha Ha Ha Mujhe Mera Mobile Kyun Nahi Lane Diya Aap Ne – Wo Boli
Shutup Shahnaz Hum Log Is Waqt Pareshani Me Hain Aur Aap Ko Maza Aa Raha Hai – Mainboli
Maybe – Wo Kandhe Uchka Kar Boli , Mujhe to Bas Camera Lena Hai
Kyaaaa– Main Jhunjhla Kar Boli
Bibbipahle Ap Cold Drink Pee Lo Garmi Bahut Lag Rahi Hai Ap Ko – Wo Boli
Shahnaazyahan Pitogi Ya Ghar Chalke Pitna Chahogi – Main Boli
Hmmmmmghar Chalke – Wo Boli
Tofir Ghar Pahunchne Tak Khamosh Raho – Main Boli
Ok– Bibbi
Mainesab Taraf Dekhne Ke Baad Sarak Ke Kinare Aa Gayi Wahan Khare Hue Rickshe Walonse Maine Kaha Kuch University Jana Hai Lekin Koi Nahi Jar Aha Har Koi Kah Rahanahi Jaunga , Mujhe Bahut Gussa Aa Raha Tha Un Logon Pe Lekin Koi Bhi Taiyar Nahiho Rah Tha Aur Meri Problem Ye Thi Ki Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha .
Mainebahut Request Ki Lekin Koi Nahi Mana Mai Chalti Hui Puchti Hui Aage Barh Rahithi , Tabhi Ek Zayeef Shakhs Ne Kaha Ki Beti Yahan Se Koi Rickshaw Nahi Jayegabehtar Hoga Kit Um Auto Se Jao Kyun Ki Yahan Se Doori Bhi Hai Aur Age Rastabahut Oochayi Liye Hue Hai Is Liye Rickshe Wale to Bilkul Nahi Jayenge .
Lekinuncle Auto Kahan Milega – Maine Pcuha
Intezarkaro Aayega Koi Auto – Wo Bole
Iswaqt Mere Liye Eke K Minute Bhari Ho Raha Tha Ki Kyun Ki Mujhe Bahut Der Hochuki Thi Aur Main Soch Rahi Thi Ki Aj to Madam Ne Time Dilaya Hai Agar Aaj Bhinahi Pahuch Payi to Shahnaz Ka to Admission Hi Nahi Hoga
Abkambakht Koi Auto Bhi Nahi Aa Raha – Main Boli
Aiyemain Aap Logon Ko Chor Dun Main Udhar Hi Ja Raha Hun -- Ek Young Smart Sa Larka Jeep Me Baithtehue Bola , Wo Ek Stylish Open Jeep Thi Jo Wahan Pe Bahut Der Se Khari Thi , Aurkuch Der Tak Main Bhi Us Se Tiki Hui Kahri Thi --- Maine Palat Kar Us Ki Tarafdekha Jo Muskurakar Mujh Se Bat Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha
Nahithank You – Main Boli
Areyaao Na Gadi Me Bitha Kar Le Chalunga Kyun Dhoop Me Gore Badan Ko Laal Kar Rahiho – Wo Bola
Badtamiz– Main Kahte Hue Wahan Se Hat Gayi
Oooohlo – Tamiz Ke Thekedaron Ko Dekh Loo , Ye Kahta Hua Wo Apni Jeep Liye Gaya
Kambakhtbaat Karne Ki Bhi Tameez Nahi – Main Boli
Areyye to Aam Baat Hai Beta Ye Bade Ghar Ke Bigre Hue Lafange Raees Zadon Ne Himahaul Barbad Kiya Hai – Mere Piche Se Koi Aur Aurat Boli , Maine Palat Kardekha to Ek Aunty Khari Thi , Main Un Se Bat Karne Lagi Wo Bhi Auto Ka Hi Waitkar Rahi Thi
Mainwahin Idhar Se Udhar Udhar Se Idhar Bechaini Se Tahal Rahi Thi , Tabhi Ek Autoaaya Maine Us Ko Rukne Ka Ishara Kiya to Wo Ruk Gaya , Main Tezi Se Us Ki Tarafbarhi Aur Us Ko Bataya Ki Mujhe Kahan Jana Hai , Maine Kaha Jitna Bhi Aap Kapaisa Hoga Main Dungi Bas Aap Please Chaliye
Womaan Gaya Aur Main Auto Se Chal Dii Khair Us Auto Wale Ne Mujhe Bilkul Gate Kepas Lakar Chora Aur Bataya Yahi Hai Jahan Aap Ko Aana Tha Fir Bhi Aap Confirmkar Liye Fir Mujhe Paisa Diye
Mainepucha to wahi tha university ka new campus main us ko shukriye ke sath paisediye aur shahnaz ko lekar andar chali gayi
Seemashahnaz Dono Hairani Se Mera Munh Dekh Rahi Thi , Puri Bat Un Dono Ne Bhi Sunifir Bhi Maine Shahnaz Seema Se Bataya , Jis Pe Shahnaz Bahut Pareshan Ho Rahithi
Abkya Hoga Bibbi Mujhe to Admition Nahi Milega – Wo Boli
Pareshanmat Ho Ek Jagah to Mil Hi Jayega Na Yahan Nhi Ja Saki to Koi Bat Nahi Bas Yehai Ki Thora Door Rahega Aur Zahmaten Kuch Barh Jayengi Lekin Jab Apne Hi Dagha Karen to Fir Kya Kar Sakte Hain Is Se Bahtar Hota Ki Maine Un Ki Mana Kar Diyahota
Lekinbibbi Uncle Ne to Khud Hi Kaha Tha Na Ki Wo Sath Le Challenge Aap Ne to Kahanahi Tha Fir ?
Johai Dikh Raha Hai Na Beta Aur Samajh Me Bhi Aa Raha Hai – Main Boli
Mainsoch Rahi Thi Ki Ab Kya Karun Karun to Kya Karun Tabhi Maine Principal Madam Kophone Kiya Aur Puri Baat Batayi Pahle Unhone Bahut Daanta Ki Kyun Tum Ne Aiselogon Ki Bat Par Yakeen Kar Liya Jinkakoi Aitbar Hi Nahi , Tum Se Is Mamle Meye Laparwaihi Ki Ummeed Nahi Thi – Unhone Kaha Aur Boli Tum Wait Karo Main Abhitum Ko Bata Rahi Hun
Mainchup Chap Baithi Nhui Madam Ke Phone Ka Intezar Kar Rahi Thi Kuch Der Ke Baadmadam Ka Phone Aya to Unhone Kaha Ki Counsling to Aaj Hi Hai Lekin Maine Baatkar Lii Hai Tum Kal Chali Jao Shahnaz Ko Lekar Aur University Janti Ho Na –unhone Pucha
Jeehaan Dkhi Hai – Main Boli
Dekhinahi Hogi – Wo Boli , University Ke New Campus Jana Hoga Tum Ko Kisi Se Bhikaise Bhi Maloom Kar Ke Wahan Pahunch Jana Wahan Ek Srivastav Sahab Honge Un Semil Lena Aur Bata Dena Maine Bheja Hai Bas Itna Karna Hai Tum Ko
Thikhai Madam Thank You – Main Boli
Thankyou Apne Pas Rakho Aur Sahi Waqt Pe Pahunch Jana Kisi Ke Bharose Mat Rahna Warnmujh Se Bura Koi Nahi Hoga – Wo Boli
Thikhai Thik Hai Madam – Jaisa Aap Ne Kaha Waisa Hi Hoga
Good– Wo Boli Ye Kahkar Phone Rakh Diya
Shahnazne Pucha Kya Hua Bibbi – Maine Usko Bataya Jo Maam Se Bat Hui Thi
Mainekaha Thik Hai Ab Tum Change Kar Lo Kahin Jana to Hai Nahi , Ye Khate Hue Mainbhi Apne Room Me a Gayi Seema Bhi Apne Ghar Ja Chuki Thi , Sara Mood Bahut Buritarah Khrab Ho Chukka Tha
Abmere Liye Ek Nayi Sardardi Thi Ki Mujhe Pata Nhi Tha Ki Ye University Kahan Hai Aur New Campuskidhar Hai Aur Aaj Kal Election Ki Wajah Se Gadiyon Ki Alag Dikkat Thi , Abmain Madam Se Ye Sab to Nahi Kah Sakti Thi , Aur Kahna Bhi Nahi Chahiye Kyun Kiwahan Tak to Mujhe Khud Hi Jana Tha Wahan Ka Jo Kaam Thaw O Madam Ne Aasan Kardiya Tha
Mainechange Kar Ke Baith Gayi Aur Bas Soch Hi Rahi Thi , Tabhi Maine Shaizan Kophone Kiya Usne Phone Kaat Diya Mujhe Bahut Gussa Aaya , Lekin Agle Hi Pal Usnekhud Phone Kiya Maine Uthaya
Me– Hello , Phone Cut Kyun Kar Diya
He– Maine Kiya Na Aap Ki Call Pe Aaj Tak Bat Nahi Hui Jab Bhi Bat Hui Phone Mainehi Kiya Aur Kya Hua Aap Ko Aaj ?
Me– Kya Hua Kuch Nahi Hua
He– Arey Bahut Badla Hua Mizaj Hai Madam Ka Kahin Zalzala Aane Wala Hai Kya
Me-- Kuch Nahi Hua Thori Problem Thi Isliye Gussa Aa Raha Tha
He– Kya Hua
Me– Aap Ke City Me University Ka New Campus Kahan Hai
He– Kyun Kya Hua
Me– Bataiye to Hua Kuch Nahi
He– Batata Hua Lekin Mujhe Bhi to Pata Chle Ki Karna Kya Hai
Me– Meri Sister Ki Counsling Thi Aj Lekin Bhai Ko Jana Tha Lekin Wo Jaa Nahi Payeis Liye Rah Gayi
He– What
Me– Yes Is Liye Hi Gusa Aa Raha Hai
He– Kya Itne Laparvaah Hain Aap Ke Bhai Papa Aap Se Bat Kar Ke to Nahi Lagta
Me– Ab Sab Log Ek Se Nahi Hote Na Is Liye
(maineus Ko Bataya Hua Tha Ki Mere Bhai Bhi Hain Aur Papa Bhi Jaisa Aap Sab Bhi Jantehain )
Me– Is Liye Ab Kal Mujhe Sister Ke Sath Jana Hai Lekin Mujhe Pata Nahi Hai Kahape Hai Ye
He– Koi Bat Nahi Hai Fikar Mat Kariye Aap Whan Se Kaise Ayengi Bus Se Ya Train Se
Me– Bus Se
He – to Bus Se Aap Ke Us Jagah Pe Utar Jaiyega Aur Mobile Apne Sath Rakhiyega , Bas Main Wahan Aap Ko Mil Jaunga Aage Fikar Ki Koi Bat Nahi Fir Main Khud Le Kejaunga Aap Ko University
Me– Nahi Is Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi Please Bas Aap Mujhe Bata Diye Itna to Bata Iyaab Ye Bhi Bata Diye Ki Wahan Se Kahan Jana Hoga
He– Hey Hey Don’t Worry Aur Mujhe Bhaut Bura Kag Raha Hai Ki Aap Ne Mujhe Batayahi Nahi Warna Aaj Cousling Chootti Nahi Ap Ki Sister Ki , Akhir Dost Hain Humfir Ye Bat Kyun , Is Se to Yahi Zahir Hota Hai Ki Aap Mujhe Kuch Samajhti Hinahi Hai
Me– Aisi Koi Bat Nahi Hai Dekhiye Lein Main Nahi Cahit Ki Meri Wajah Se Kisi Kozahmat Ho
He– Bekkar Ki Baat Mat Kariye , Aap Ko Pata Hai Aaj Main to Khushi Se Pagal Horaha Hun Ki Khir Hua Kya Achanak Jo Aap Se Milne Ka Mauka Mil Raha Hai
Me– Ho Sakta Hai Ab Kismat Ko to Hum Nahi Jante Na
He– Thik Hai Bas Kal Aaiye Jahan Bataya Wahan Utar Jaiyega Aur Mujeh Phone Kardiyega Waise Aap Ko Zarurat Hogi Phone Mujhe Nahi Hogi Main to Aap Ko Dekhte Hipahchan Lunga
Me– Kaise
He– Arey Itni Baten Ki Hain Aap Se Aap Ki Eke K Chiz Ko Pahchan Lunga
Me– Bakwas Mat Kariye
He– Bakwas Kaisi Kya Aap Mujhe Nahi Pahchan Payengi
Me– Nahi Main Koi Najoomi Nahi Hun
He– Lekin Main to Pahchan Lunga Jo Ap Ne Bataya Hai Apne Bare Me 36 Dd Chest 48 Back Black Colour Below 5 Feet Hight Ab Is Se Aap Kahan Chupengi Meri Nazron Se Waise Bhi Hathi Ka Bacha Insaano Mealag Hi Nazar Aayega
Me– Shuru Ho Gaye Rahne Diye Koi Zarurat Nahi Bye
He– Sorry Sorry Yar Ab Zara Sa Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta Kya Aap Se
Me– Mera Mood Thik Nahi Hai Abhi
He– Ok Sorry to Kal Aaiye
Me– Thik Hai
He– Waise Main Pahchan Lunga Aap Ko Dekhte Hi
Me– Agar Nahi Pahchan Paye To
He– Hmmmmm to Main Har Jaunga Agar Pahchan Liya to Jeet Jaunga Agar Jeeta to Mainaap Se Kuch Mangunga Aur Agar Haara to Ap Jo Kahgi Main Wo Kaunga
Me– Nahi Is Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi Maine to As Aise Hi Kaha Tha Pahchana to Thiknahi Pahchana to Koi Bat Nahi , Mujhe Koi Baazi Nahi Lagani
He– Ok Thik Hai Kal Aaiye Ab Kal Tak Mainpagal Na Ho Jaun Kahin
Me– Ok Bye
He– Bye
Usse Bat Karne Ke Bad Maine Phone Rakh Diya Aur Shahnaz Ke Room Me Gayi to Wochange Kar Chuki Thi Aur Chup Chap Leti Hui Thi
Maineus Ko Bataya Ki Kal Chalna Hai Intezam Ho Gaya Hai Sara Ab Koi Tention Mat Lotum Maine Us Ko Bataya Ki Jinka Phone Aaya Tha Aur Birthday Wish Kiya Tha Aapko Un Se Bhi Bat Ho Gayi Hai Kal Wo Hum Logon Ko University Tak Pahuncha Denge, Aur Main Aap Ko Kal Hi Camer Abhi Purchase Kar Ke Dungi
Itnisari Baten Sunkarshahnaz Bahut Khush Ho Gayi Khushi Se Mujhe Se Lipatte Hueboli Thank You Bibbi
Thankski Koi Zarurat Nahi Bachi Main Boli Aur Main Bhi Uske Sath Baith Gayi Aur Baten Karne
Lagi.
Mainshahnaz Se Baten Kar Rahi Thi Maine Pucha Agar Us Ko Hostel Me Rahna Para Tokya Wo Akeli Rah Legi , Jis Pe Wo Boli Nahi Bibbi Main Akeli Nahi Rahungi Kahinmain Aap Ke Sath Hi Rahungi Warna Main Nahi Parhungi
Abdusri Jagah Parhna Hai Beta to Rahna to Aao Ko Hi Hoga Na Main to Yahan Ghar Merahungi Warna Yahan Kaun Dekhega – Main Bhi Us Ko Chidha Rahi Thi , Aur Akelekaise Rahogi Aap Ko to Thik Se Chai Banana Tak Nahi Aati
Kafider Tak Sochne Ke Bad Wo Boli Bibbi Fir Kya Main Nahi Parhungi Aage
Nahibeta Aisa Nahi Hai Aap Parhogi Abhi to Bas Aap Ka Admission Ho Jaye Fir Aage Kiaage Dekhenge Kya Hota Hai – Main Boli
Auraise Hi Baten Karte Hue Shahnaz so Gayi Main Bhi Uth Kar Apne Room Me Aa Gayi
Jabse Maine Shaizan Se Bat Kit Hi Us Ke Baad Se Raat Tak Kam Se Kam 20 Bar Us Nephone Kiya Aur Yahi Pooch Raha Tha Kya Waqayi Me Main Aa Rahi Hun
Mainekaha Haan Haan Aur Kya Main Mazaak Kar Rahi Hun
Nahiwo Kya Hai Na Maine Har Har Tarah Se Bahut Baar Aap Ko Chirhaya Irritate Kiyais Liye Main Soch Raha Hun Kahin Ye Mujhe Jalane Ka Koi Plan to Nahi Hai Aap Ka– Us Ne Kaha
Nahiaisa Kuch Hai Maine Kaha
Firbhi Mujhe Yakeen Nahi Ho Raha Ki Aap Se Mulkat Hone Wali Hai Aur Aap Khud Aaarahi Hain Mujh Se Milne – Wo Bola
Ekminute Mr. Shaizaan Aap Ki Ghalat Fahmi Hai Ye Ki Main Aap Se Milne Aa Rahi Hun
Kyamatlab – Wo Bola
Matlabye Ki Main Apni Sister Ki Sath Aa Rahi Hun Us Ke Admission Ke Liye Na Ki Aap Semilne Ye Baat Aachia Tarah Se Apne Zhan Me Bitha Liye – Main Boli
Hmmmmmatlab to Kya Mulkat to Hogi Na – Wo Bola
Mulakathogi Ya Nahi Hogi Is Se Matlab Nahi Hai Aap Ne Jo Kaha Na Ki Main Milne Aa Rahihun to Aisa Nahi Hai Main Apne Kaam Se Aa Rahi Hun Na Ki Aap Se Milne – Main Kaha
Okok Main Samajah Gaya Aap Ki Baat Lekin Fir Bhi Mujhe Yakeen Nahi Ho Raha Hai Naki Main Aap Se Milunga Ye to Bas Aaj Tak Sochta Hi Raha – Wo Bola
Mainebhi Kayi Bar Aap Se Kaha Tha Ki Agar Kismat Me Milna Hoga to Shayad Mulakathogi Warna Nahi Hogi – Maiane Kaha
Haanlekin Maine Bhi Kaha Tha Ki Main Kismat Ko Nahi Manta Milna Jabhi Hoga Jab Aapchahogi – Us Ne Kaha
Milnatabhi Hoga Jab Kismat Me Hoga Agar Nahi Hoga to Maina Jakar Aa Bhi Jaungi Auraap Se Mulakat Nahi Hogi Aur Ek Baat Is Se Pahle Main 3 Bar Aap Ke Shahr Gayiaur Wapas Bhi Aa Gayi Lekin Ap Se Milnanahi Tha to Mulakat Nahi Hui – Min Boli
Ooohaj Tak Tum Ne Ye Bataya Bhi Nai Mujhe – Wo Bola
Haankyun Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hui Aur Aaj Is Liyebataya Kyun Ki Aap Jo Kismat Ki Baatko Ghalat Sabit Kar Rahe Hain Is Liye Maine Kaha Aap Se – Main Boli
Thikhai Thik Hai Jo Samjho Jo Kaho Lekin Mulakat to Hogi Na
Mainek Bar Fir Kah Rahi Hun Ki Main Ap Se Milne Nahi a Rahi Is Liye Kisi Tarah Kighlat Fahmi Me Mat Rahiyega – Main Boli
Badikameeni Ho – Wo Bola
Kyakaha – Main Boli
Kuchnahi – Wo Bola
Thikhai Kameeni Hun Ab to Bilkul Nahi Milungi – Main Boli
Basfir Har Baar Ki Tarah Wo Bheegi Billi Ki Tarah Sorry Sorry Wo Mazak Ye Wok Artehue Baten Banana Laga Lekin Pure Din Pareshan Kiya Us Ne Phone Kar Kar Ke Mujhe
Dinnerke Baad Maine Shahnaz Ko Jaldi so Jane Ko Kaha Ki Kal Jaldi Uthna Hai Shahnzapne Room Me Chali Gayi
Raatme Phir Ek Bar Shaizan Ka Phone Aaya Aur Fir Usne Wahi Bat Ki – Mujhe Gussa Anelaga Us Ki Bewakoofi Pe Maine Kaha Phonerakho Agar Time Se so Jaungi Tabhi Subah Uthungi Na
Hanhaan Thik Hai – Thik Hai Wo Bola Acha Agar Tum Kaho to Main Subah Subah Hichala Aaun Gadi Leke Fir Sath Me Aaiye Mere – Wo Bola
Jeenahi Bahut Bahut Shukriya Ap Ka Is Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi Main Aa Jaungi – Mainekaha
Thikhia Thik Waise Takalluf Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi Hai Agar Tum Ko Lage to Kah Denasubah Tak Main Aa Jaunga
Nahi– Maine Kaha Is Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi Hai – Main Boli , Ab Phone Rakhiye
Mainebat Khatam Ki Aur Phone Band Kar Ke so Gayi Subah Main Jaldi Hi Uthi Aurshahnaz Ko Uthaya Aur Taiyari Karne Ko Bol Kar Main Kaam Me Busy Ho Gayi
Ekbar Fir Maine Madam Ko Call Kiya Aur Aur Un Ko Bata Diya Ki Main Ja Rahi Hunaur Fir Se Un Se Puri Information Le Lii , Unhone Srivastav Ka Number De Diyaaur Kaha Ki Jakar Unse Mil Lena Aur Gar Talash Kane Me Koi Dikkat Ho to Phonekar Lena Kisi Tarah Ka Koi Takalluf Mat Karna , Aur Agar Kahin Pe Koi Problem Hoto Mujhe Fauran Phone Karna – Madam Ne Kaha
Unsebat Kar Ke Hum Logon Ne Nashta Kiya Aur Aunty Ko Blaya Seema Ki Mom Ko Aur Unkobata Diya Ki Hum Log Ja Rahe Hain Kal Kya Hua Tha Ye Un Ko Pata Tha Lekinunhone Kuch Kaha Nahi Kyun Ki Chacha Ko Un Se Zyada Koi Aur Nahi Janta Tha
Shahnaztaiyar Ho Hokar Bahar Aayi S Ke Hath Me Uska Bag Tha Maine Pucha Tum Ne Sarasamman Rakh Liya
Jeebibbi – Wo Boli , Us Ke Hath Me Mobile Tha Aur Usne Head Phone Connect Karkekaan Me Lagaya Hua Tha
Yekya Hai Main Uske Kaan Se Head Phone Niklate Hue Boli
Wokuch Nahi Bibbi Hum Log Ja Rahe Hain Na to Maine Socha Music Sunungi
Picnicpe Nahi Ja Rahe Hain Hum Log –samjhin Aap – Main Boli
Jeejee Bibbi – Wo Dar Kar Boli
Maineuska Mobile Lekar Usko Off Kiya Aur Uske Bed Pe Daal Diya – Mobile Ki Koizarurat Nahi Hai Aap Ko Wahan Aise Hi Chaliye Hum Koi Numaish Me Nahi Jka Rahehain – Main Boli
Ok– Bibbi – Wo Boli
Mujhemobile Dekh Kar Gssa Is Liye Aya Kyun Ki Wo Mobile Chacha Ne Diya Tha Shahnazko Aur Jo Kal Kiya Chacha Ne Us Bat Pe Mujhe Bahut Gussa Tha Is Liye Mobiledekh Kar Main Bharak Uthi Aur Maine Us Ko Ghar Pe Hi Rakh Diya .
Humlog Ghar Se Nikal Rahe the To Maine Shaizan Ko Phone Kiya Ki Ab Main Nikal Rahihun Ghar Se 11:00 11:30 Tak Pahunch Jaungi – Maine Kaha
Thikhai Dear Main to Raat Se Intezar Kar Raha Hun Kab Subah Ho Aur Aap Aayen – Wobola
Youare Imposible – Main Boli
Yei Know – Wo Bola
Shutup Bewakoofi Mat Jhara Karo Har Waqt – Main Boli
Okmadam Aiye Aap -- Main Aap Ko Wahin Milunga Jahan Bataya Hai Wahin Utar Jaiyegabas Main Aap Ka Intezar Karta Milunga Aur Dekhte Hi Aap Ko Naam Se Pukarunga –wo Bola
Thikhai – Main Boli Aur Phone Rakh Diya
Mainshahnaz Ko Lekar Bus Stop Pahunch Gayi Bus Me Bhut Hi Zyada Bheed Thi Kyun Ki Buses Bahut Kam Thi Election Ki Wajah Sekisi Tarh Seat to Mil Gayi Lekin Til Rakhne Ki Bhi Jagah Nahi Bachi Thi Bus Mekisi Tarah Ro Ro Kar Bus Chal Rahi Thi Bahut Der Ke Baad Achanak Bus Bahut Buritarah Idhar Udhar Puri Sarak Pe Lahrane Lagi Aur Sab Ek Ke Upar Gir Rahe the Ektalatum Tha Bus Me Tabhi Bus Sarak Pe Tirchi Tirchi Khair Ho Gayi Aur Sab Utar Utar Kar Bahar Bhagne Lage Patachala Ki Uske Pichle Pahiye Ka Kuch Toot Gaya Hai Jis Ki Wajah Se Ab Bus Aagenahi Ja Sakti
Sablogon Ko Bahut Gussa Tha Ki Ab Kya Hoga Bus Ke Conducter Ne Kaha Ki Aap Logshant Rahiye Piche Agar Koi Bus Aayegi to Ap Logon Ko Us Me Bitha Diya Jayega , Lekin Ye Nahi Pata Tha Ki Bus Kab Ayegi
Maineniche Utar Kar Pata Kiya Ki Abhi Wo Shahar Jahan Main Ja Rahi Thi Wo Kitna Doorhai to Maloom Hua Ki 60 K. M . Hai Yahan Se , Hum Log Intezar Kar Hi Rahe the Kipiche Se Ek Aur Bus Aa Gayi Aur Usko Rukawa Kar Sab Us Me Ghusne Lage Maine Bhiandar Jane Ki Koshish Ki Lekin Ginjayi Ki Tarah Us Me Log Bhare Hue the Mainepahle Shahnaz Ko Andar Kiya Fir Khud Andar Jane Ki Koshish Ki Andar to Pahuchgayi Lekin Khare Hone Tak Ko Jagah Nahi Thi Har Koi Ek Dusre Ke Upa Charha Jaraha Tha Ye Dekh Kar Shahnaaz Bahut Pareshan Ho Gayi Aur Lagbhag Roti Hui Bolibibbi Utro Is Bus S Mujhe Nahi Jana Kahin Please
Mainekha Lekin Hum Ko Pahunchna Bahut Zaruri Hai Lekin Wo Wahi Kahti Rahi Main Uskolekar Utar Aayi Bus Chal Chuki Thi Maine Rukawa Kar Us Se Utarna Para Aur Isasna Me Mera Mobile Se Utarte Hue Gira Jo Kisi Ke Pair Takrakar Bus Ke Nichepahunch Gaya Aur Bus Ke Pahiye Ke Niche Aakar Kuchal Gaya .
Buske Nikal Jane Ke Bad Maine Mobile Utaya Mobile Kya Us Kuchle Hue Tukre Uthayeaur Shahnaz Se Boli Lo Ab Kya Karungi Main Ab to Baat Bhi Nahi Ho Payegi Kisise Pura Mobile Mismaar Ho Gaya Hai
Ooohbibbi Ab Kya Karen – Wo Boli
Kya Karen Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Na Ab – Main Boli Aur Mobile Toota Kuchla Hua Us Kodete Hue Boli Lo Rakh Lo Sambhal Ke Is Ko
Abis Waqt Baht Pareshani Ka Samna Tha Ki Aage Kaise Jaya Jaye Wahan Ke Kuchraahgeeron Se Maine Pucha to Unhone Bataya Ki Aage Jao to Wahan Kuch Na Kuchsadhan Mil Jayega
Mainshahnaz Ke Sath Paidal Paidal Hi Aage Chal Dii Lekin Bahut Der Chalne Ke Baadbhi Aage Kuch Nazar Hi Nahi Aa Raha Tha Siwaye Sunsan Sadak Ke Jis Pe Aati Jatikuch Gadiyan Ya Cycle
Mainchal Rahi Thi Shahnaz Mere Piche Piche Chal Rahi Thi , Tabhi Maine Piche Dekhato Shahnaz Ghayab Thi Main Ghbrakar Idhar Udhar Dekha to Wo Srak Ke Kinarkhandak Me Utri Ja Rahi Thi
Kahanja Rahi Ho – Main Boli
Baghme – Wo Boli
Dimaaghkharab Ho Gaya Hai Kya Tumhara – Main Chillayi , Jis Pew O Kuch Nahi Boli , Main Us Ko Dekhtri Woe K Chote Se Plant Ke Pas Ruk Gayi Aur Us Ke Samne Baithkar Us Ko Dekhte Hue Boli Bibbi Yahan Aao
Kyahai Ar Ye Kya Badtamizi Hai Tumhari – Main Boli
Meribaat Ka Jaise Us Par Koi Asar Hi Nahi Hua Aur Wo Boli Bibbi Ye Dekho Ye Dhaturahai Is Apple Thorn Bhi Kahte Hain Aur Is Ka Botanical Name Hai Stramonium Aurfamily Hai Salanaceae Ye Bahut Hi Toxicfruit Hai Full of Poison Lekin Is Se Bahut Si Medicine Banti Hai
Tumko Is Ke Maa Baap Ka Naam Nahi Maloom Main Chirhkar Boli , Is Waqt Mujhe Chuziki Bat Yad Aa Rahi Ki Wo Mujhe Botamy Parha Rahi Thi Dimagh Kha Liya Us Ne Mera
Meribat Pe Us Ne Bura Sa Munh Banakr Mujhe Dekha , Camera to Hai Nahi Agar Hota Tomain Is Ki Photo Leti Kitne Ache Lag Rahe Hain Ye Is per Pe Lage Hue
Ektod Ke Kha Lo Is Ko – Main Boli
Hehe He He Kar Ke Wo Hansne Lagi
Hansonahi Yahan Kyun Aayi Aa Gayi Hum Log Ghoomne Nahi Nikle Hain Samjhi Aap – Mainboli
Tokya Hua Bibbi Dekho Kitna Acha Lag Raha Hai Wo Dekho Bagh Kitna Bara Hai Chalowahan Chalte Hain – Wo Boli
Aurcouseling Me Kaun Jayega Aap Ke Farishte – Maine U Ko Baho Se Pakar Kar Uthayaaur Khinchti Hui Chalne Lagi
Khairbahut Door Chalne Ke Baad Ek Three Wheeler Taxi Type Ki Mili Jo Ki Wahan Sekareeb 20 K. M. Aage Tak Ja Rahi Thi Hum Log Us Se Wahan Taka Aye Us Me Bhibahut Bheed Thi Lekin Jo Log the Wo Sab Ganv Wale the Aur Ganv Wale Ladies Kibahut Hi Zyada Izzat Karte Hain Is Liye Koi Pareshani Nahi Hui
Wahanpahunch Kar Hum Logon Ko Ek Dusra 3 Wheeler Mil Gya Is Tarah Kar Ke 3-4 Gadiyanbadal Kar Hum Dono Us Shahartak Pahunche Wahan Pahunch Kar Main Wahin Utar Gayijahan Mujh Se Shaizan Ne Kaha Tha .
Mainetime Dekha to 1:30 Hua Tha
Ooohmy God Its Too Late Main Boli , Maine Shaizan Se Kaha Tha Ki Main 11:00 Bajetak Pahunch Jaungi , Aura B Mera Mobile Bhi Nahi Hai , Us Ne Zaroor Phone Kiyahoga , Main Yahi Soch Rahi Thi
Abkya Karun – Main Boli
Kyahua Bibbi – Shahnaz Ne Kaha
Areymera Mobile Bhi Toot Gaya Aur Hum Log Bahut Late Ho Chuke Hain Aura B Un Sahabko Kaise Contact Karun – Main Boli
Haha Ha Ha Mujhe Mera Mobile Kyun Nahi Lane Diya Aap Ne – Wo Boli
Shutup Shahnaz Hum Log Is Waqt Pareshani Me Hain Aur Aap Ko Maza Aa Raha Hai – Mainboli
Maybe – Wo Kandhe Uchka Kar Boli , Mujhe to Bas Camera Lena Hai
Kyaaaa– Main Jhunjhla Kar Boli
Bibbipahle Ap Cold Drink Pee Lo Garmi Bahut Lag Rahi Hai Ap Ko – Wo Boli
Shahnaazyahan Pitogi Ya Ghar Chalke Pitna Chahogi – Main Boli
Hmmmmmghar Chalke – Wo Boli
Tofir Ghar Pahunchne Tak Khamosh Raho – Main Boli
Ok– Bibbi
Mainesab Taraf Dekhne Ke Baad Sarak Ke Kinare Aa Gayi Wahan Khare Hue Rickshe Walonse Maine Kaha Kuch University Jana Hai Lekin Koi Nahi Jar Aha Har Koi Kah Rahanahi Jaunga , Mujhe Bahut Gussa Aa Raha Tha Un Logon Pe Lekin Koi Bhi Taiyar Nahiho Rah Tha Aur Meri Problem Ye Thi Ki Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha .
Mainebahut Request Ki Lekin Koi Nahi Mana Mai Chalti Hui Puchti Hui Aage Barh Rahithi , Tabhi Ek Zayeef Shakhs Ne Kaha Ki Beti Yahan Se Koi Rickshaw Nahi Jayegabehtar Hoga Kit Um Auto Se Jao Kyun Ki Yahan Se Doori Bhi Hai Aur Age Rastabahut Oochayi Liye Hue Hai Is Liye Rickshe Wale to Bilkul Nahi Jayenge .
Lekinuncle Auto Kahan Milega – Maine Pcuha
Intezarkaro Aayega Koi Auto – Wo Bole
Iswaqt Mere Liye Eke K Minute Bhari Ho Raha Tha Ki Kyun Ki Mujhe Bahut Der Hochuki Thi Aur Main Soch Rahi Thi Ki Aj to Madam Ne Time Dilaya Hai Agar Aaj Bhinahi Pahuch Payi to Shahnaz Ka to Admission Hi Nahi Hoga
Abkambakht Koi Auto Bhi Nahi Aa Raha – Main Boli
Aiyemain Aap Logon Ko Chor Dun Main Udhar Hi Ja Raha Hun -- Ek Young Smart Sa Larka Jeep Me Baithtehue Bola , Wo Ek Stylish Open Jeep Thi Jo Wahan Pe Bahut Der Se Khari Thi , Aurkuch Der Tak Main Bhi Us Se Tiki Hui Kahri Thi --- Maine Palat Kar Us Ki Tarafdekha Jo Muskurakar Mujh Se Bat Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha
Nahithank You – Main Boli
Areyaao Na Gadi Me Bitha Kar Le Chalunga Kyun Dhoop Me Gore Badan Ko Laal Kar Rahiho – Wo Bola
Badtamiz– Main Kahte Hue Wahan Se Hat Gayi
Oooohlo – Tamiz Ke Thekedaron Ko Dekh Loo , Ye Kahta Hua Wo Apni Jeep Liye Gaya
Kambakhtbaat Karne Ki Bhi Tameez Nahi – Main Boli
Areyye to Aam Baat Hai Beta Ye Bade Ghar Ke Bigre Hue Lafange Raees Zadon Ne Himahaul Barbad Kiya Hai – Mere Piche Se Koi Aur Aurat Boli , Maine Palat Kardekha to Ek Aunty Khari Thi , Main Un Se Bat Karne Lagi Wo Bhi Auto Ka Hi Waitkar Rahi Thi
Mainwahin Idhar Se Udhar Udhar Se Idhar Bechaini Se Tahal Rahi Thi , Tabhi Ek Autoaaya Maine Us Ko Rukne Ka Ishara Kiya to Wo Ruk Gaya , Main Tezi Se Us Ki Tarafbarhi Aur Us Ko Bataya Ki Mujhe Kahan Jana Hai , Maine Kaha Jitna Bhi Aap Kapaisa Hoga Main Dungi Bas Aap Please Chaliye
Womaan Gaya Aur Main Auto Se Chal Dii Khair Us Auto Wale Ne Mujhe Bilkul Gate Kepas Lakar Chora Aur Bataya Yahi Hai Jahan Aap Ko Aana Tha Fir Bhi Aap Confirmkar Liye Fir Mujhe Paisa Diye
Mainepucha to wahi tha university ka new campus main us ko shukriye ke sath paisediye aur shahnaz ko lekar andar chali gayi
