Update 86
Andar Pahunch Kar Maine Dekha to Wahan Bahut Sari Bheer Thi Students Ki Guardians Ki Couseling Kaha Ho Rahi Hai Is Ko to Pata Karne Ki Zarurat Hi Nahi Hui , Main Andar Chali Gayi Aur Maloom Hua Ki Aaj Msc Ki Counselling Nahi Ho Rahi Hai , Ye to Mujhe Pata Hi Tha Ab Mujhe Srivastav Sir Ko Talash Karna Tha Itni Badi Jagah Me Un Ko Dhundhna Mushkil Tha Aur Mere Pas Ab Mobile Bhi Nahi Tha
Main Wahan Se Bahar Aayi Aur Main Eek Larki Se Us Kaha Please Apna Use Kar Lene Diye Mera Mobile Toot Gaya Hai Ya Phir Mujhe Bata Diye Ki Yahan Phone Ki Koi Shop Pco Agar Ho
Us Ne Apna Mobile Mujhe Diya Aur Boli Bahar Canteen Hai Wahan Pe Phone Hai Coin Wala Aap Use Kar Sakti Hain
Thank You to Main Wahin Jati Hun – Main Boli
Arey Nahi Aap Phone Kar Liye Maine Aap Ko Bata Diya Is Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Ki Main Aap Ko Apna Mobile Nahi Dena Chahti – Wo Boli
Maine Us Ke Mobile Se Srivastav Sir Ka Number Milaya Ye to Acha Tha Ki Maine Un Ka Number Diary Pe Note Kar Liya Tha Aur Wo Mere Bag Me Pari Thi Warna Yahan Tak Aana Bekar Hi Ho Jata .
Maine Phone Kiya to Unhone Pucha Kahan Pe Hain Aap – Maine Bataya , Wo Bole Aap Ruko Main Aa Raha Hun
Ye Kahkar Unhone Phone Cut Kar Diya Maine Us Ke Phone Se Hi Madam Ko Phone Kiya Aur Un Ko Bata Diya Ki Main Yahan Aa Gayi Hun Aur Der Ho Gayi Us Ki Ye Wajah Hai
Aj Kal Sari Problems Tumhare Sath Kyun Ho Rahi Hain – Wo Boli
Pata Nahi Madam Shahnaz Ke Admission Ko Lekar Mujhe Bahut Hi Zyada Problem Face Karni Par Rahi Hain – Main Boli
Acha Hai Is Se Ye Pata Chalta Hai Kit Um Kitni Comited Ho , Meri Bat to Ho Gayi Thi Lekin Ek Bar Fir Main Un Se Bat Kar Rahi Hunt Um Bfikar Raho – Wo Boli
Thik Hai Madam Thank You Very Much – Main Boli
You Always Welcome – Unhone Kaha Aur Phone Rakh Diya
Thank You Very Much – Main Us Larki Ka Mobile Wapas Karti Hui Boli
Its My Pleasure – Wo Boli – Lekin Aap Ki Baat Ghalat Hai – Us Ne Kaha
Kya ? ? – Main Us Ka Munh Dekhne Lagi
Aap Ne Ek Phone Karne Ko Kaha Tha Lekin Aap Ne Do Kiye – Wo Boli
Oooh Sorry Lekin Bahut Zaroori Tha Aur Maine Ap Se Pucha Bhi Nahi I Am Sorry – Main Mazrat Bhare Lahje Me Boli
Hey Kidding Yar Mazak Bhi Nahi Samajhti Aap to Serious Ho Gayi – Wo Boli
Ooh – Mazaak – Main Boli
Kahan Se Hain Aap Yahan Ki to Nahi Lag Rahi – Wo Boli
Jee Main Bahr Se Aayi Hun Kahan Se Aayi Hun Ye Maine Bataya
Haan Is Liye Warna Is Shahar Ke Log Itne Shaleen Nahi Hain – Wo Boli
Lekin Is Shahar Ka to Naam Hi Shaleenta Ke Liye Liye Jata Hai – Main Boli
Wo Sirf Kitabon Me News Papar Me Likhne Ke Liye Hi Bacha Hai , Ab Na Wo Log Hain Aur Na Hi Wo Mahaul – Wo Boli
Us Se Thori Der Tak Baten Hoti Rahi Fir Us Ke Hi Number Pe Srivastav Sir Ka Phone Aaya Jo Ki Samne Hi Khare Phone Kar Rahe the , Main Unse Mili to Wo Apne Sath Mujhe Au Shahnaz Ko Andar Le Gaye.
Andar Ek Room Tha Jo Dekhne Se Hi Office Lag Raha Tha Us Me Kuch Baithe Hue the , Unhone Mujhe Baithne Ka Kaha Aur Peon Ko Pani Pilane Ko Kaha
Bahut Der Kar Dii Ap Logon Ne – Wo Bole
Jee Sir – Wo Kya Hua – Maine Us Ko Puri Bat Bata Di
Acha Counselling Kal Thi Aap Ki Lekin Kal Kyun Nahi Aa Saki Aap – Unhone Pucha
Unke Sawal Par Ek Aur Mangarhant Kahani Sunani Pari Un Ko Kyun Ki Un Se Apne Ghar Walon Ke Masle to Nahi Bata Sakti Thi
Fir Uhone Pucha Aap Madam Ko Kaise Janti Ho
Maine Bataya Wo Mere College Ki Principal Hain ,
Han Bahut Tareef Kar Rahi Thi Wo Aap Kii Chaliye Koi Baat Nahi Main Dekhta Hun Kya Ho Sakta Hai – Wo Bole
Aap Kaun Hain Madam Ke – Shahnaz Ne Pucha
Shahnazz Main Usko Tokne Ke Lahje Me Boli – Jis Ka Matlab Tha Aap Chup Rahiye
Wo Meri Didi Hain Bas Ap Itna Samajhiye – Wo Bole
Lekin Aap to Budhe Dikhte Hain – Wo Boli
Chup Raho Bewakoof Kahin Ki Badtamiz – Main Us Ko Dantte Hue Boli
Arey Koi Bat Nahi Beta Bolne Do Usko – Wo Bole , Ab Main Budha Hun to Meri Age Hai Kya Karun Lekin Aap Ki Madam Mujh Se 5 Saal Badi Hain
Main Kuch Nahi Boli Un Ki Baat Pe Aur Shanaz Bhi Chup Rahi Is Bar Lekin Dekhne Me Wo Madam Se 10 -12 Saal Bade Lag Rahe the , Is Ki Wajah Ye Ho Sakti Hai Ki Madam Shuru Se Azad Khyali Me Rahi Aur Fikar Un Ko Naam Ki Nahi Hoti , Aisa Kaha Ja Sakta Hai . Kyun Ki Kisi Ki Bhi Personal Life Me Us Ki Kya Problem Hain Ye Wahi Janta Hai Koi Dusra Nahi
Sir Uth Kar Chale Gaye Kahin Aur Kaafi Der Ke Baad Wapas Aakar Bole – Beta Abhi Aap Logon Ko Thora Wait Karna Hoga Kyun Ki Aaj Dusri Counselling Chal Rahi Hai Is Liye Counselr Buzy Hain Lekin Aj Aap Ka Kaam Ho Jayega , Aap Ki Madam Ka Bhi Abhi Abhi Phone Aaya Tha – Wo Bole
Thik Hai Koi Problem Nahi Hai , Main Wait Kar Lungi - Maine Kaha Lekin Hum Logn Ko Wapas Bhi Jana Hai – Main Ne Un Ko Bataya
Haan Main Samajh Raha Hun Lekin Aap Logon Ne Der Kar Dii Agar Aap Jaldi Aa Gayi Hoti to Pahle Hi Aap Ki Counselling Ho Jati Khari Ab to Der Ho Hi Gayi Hai Is Liye Befikar Rahiye
Maine Un Se Pucha Aap Kis Department Me Hain Aur Kya Parhate Hain
Wo Hanste Hue Bole , Beta Main Koi Professor Nahi Hun , Main Account Department Hun Lekin Counselling Me Baitha Hun Kyun Ki Dekhna Parta Hai Aur Dusri Bat Ki Aap Logon Ka Bhi Wait Kar Raha Tha , Warna Meri Chandiya Me Jo 7-8 Baal Hain Ye Bhi Tumhari Madam Gira Dengi – Ye Kahkar Wo Khud Hansne Lage Jisme Hum Logon Ne Bhi Un Ka Sath Diya
Fir Unhone Hum Logon Ke Liye Unhone Nashte Ka Bhi Intezaam Kiya , Main Mana Karti Rahi Lekin Wo Mane Nahi , Nashte Ke Bad Wo Bole Ki Aap Log Aaram Se Baithiye Fir Abhi Main Batata Hun , Ye Kahkar Wo Vhale Gaya
Baithe Baithe Bahut Der Ho Gayi Jab 4:30 Baj Gaya to Main Uth Kar Tahalne Lagi Ab Intezaar Bojh Lag Raha Tha , Aur Us Sitam Ye Ki Mobile Bhi Nahi Jo Ki Kisi Se Bat Kar Lun
Bibbi Pucho Un Se Kahan Hain Phone Karo Na – Shahnaz Boli
Phone Kaise Karun Mobile to Shaheed E Counselling Ho Gaya – Main Boli
Oooh – Main Ka Rahi Thi Ki Mujhe Mera Mobile Le Chalne Diye Lekin Aap Ne Cheen Liya – Wo Boli
Haan Ghalti Ho Gayi Mujh Se Maam Aur Mujhe Is Ki Hi Saza Bhi Mil Gayi – Main Boli
Ab Kya Karen Bataiye – Wo Boli
Kuch Nahi Aao Chalo Bahar Chalte Hain – Main Boli , Aur Shahnaz Ko Lekar Bahar Aagyi Campus Me Hi Koi Canteen Thi Jo Mujhe Us Larki Ne Batayi Thi Main Us Ko Talaash Karne Lagi
Canteen Me Pahunch Kar Main Ek Kursi Pe Baith Gayi , Wo Canteen Bahut Achi Thi Aur Bahut Rush Thaw Aha Zahir Hai Jahan Pe Students Honge to Whan Ka Mahaul Aap Log Samajh Hi Sakte Hain Chai Nasta Hansi Mazak Yahi Sab , Hum Dono Ne Bhi Chai Pee Chai Ki Shukeen Ko Aaj Bhi Bahut Kam Peene Ko Mili Thi
Khair Hum Logn Ne Chai Pee Uske Bad Wahin Canteen Se Hi Maine Madam Ko Phone Kiya Aur Bataya Ki Abhi Tak Kuch Bhi Nahi Hua Hum Log Intezaar Kar Rahe Hain
Bahut Der Ho Gayi Hai 5 Baj Gaya Hai – Wo Boli
Jee Madam Ab Bataiye Kya Karen Din Bhar Main Pareshan Rahi Hun Ab Gussa Bhi Aa Raha Hai – Main Boli
Gussa Kyun? – Aur Tum Ko Gussa Kab Se Aane Laga , Wait Karo Main Fir Phone Karti Hun – Wo Boli
Thik Hai – Maine Kaha
Acha Ye Batao Wahan Kya Chal Raha Hai – Madam Ne Pucha
Abhi Tak to Counselling Chal Rahi Thi Madam Lekin Ab Wo Khatam Hoti Dikh Rahi Hai B Coz Time Over Ho Raha Hai – Maine Bataya
Main Abhi Bata Rahi Hun – Wo Boli
Aap Batayengi Kaise Madam Mere Pas to Mobile Bhi Nahi Hai – Maine Kaha
Thik Hai Main Un Ko Call Kar Rahi Hun Tum Un Ke Pas Pahuncho – Wo Boli Aur Phone Cut Ho Gaya
Main Fauran Wahan Se Chal Di Aur Andar Aagayi Jahan Pe Baithi Thi Mujhe Laga Kahin Aisa Na Ho Madam Phone Karen Un Ko Aur Fir Main Wahan Na Milun
Main Andar Aayi to Wahan Sir Nahi the Main Fir Baith Kuch Hi Minute Ke Bad Wo Aaye Aur Bole Beta Wo , I Am Sorry Lekin Aj Tumhari Counselling Nah Ho Payegi Kyun Ki Sab Bahut Busy Hain Lekn Tum Pareshan Mat Ho Maine Puri Bat Kar Lii Hai Kal Subah Tum Thik 10:00 Baje Aa Jana Sab Se Pahle Aap Ka Kaam Ho Jayega , Agar Aap Aaj Jaldi Aa Gayi Hoti to Koi Pareshani Hi Nahi Hoti Lekin Jo Kaam Pahle Se Chal Raha Hai Ab Us Ko to Chora Nahi Ja Sakta – Wo Bole
Aap Jo Kah Rahe Hain Wo Thik Hai Lekin Itni Subah Main Kaise a Paungi Main Yahan to Rahti Nahi Hun , - Main Boli
Arey to Aj Yahin Stay Kar Lo Kal Subah Counselling Us Ke Bad Chali Jana – Wo Bole
Kya Main Madam Se Baat Kar Lun Aap Please Apna Phone De Sakte Hain – Maine Kaha
Sure Beta Ye Lo – Unhone Phone De Diya , Maine Madam Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puri Baat Batayi – Madam Ne Kaha Haan Meri Baat Hui Un Se , Ab Wo Jaisa Kah Rahe Hain Waisa Kar Lo Beta Kyun Ki Wajah Koi Bhi Ho Ghalti to Apni Hi Hai Na Jo Time Pe Nahi Pahunchi – Madam Ne Kaha
Thik Hai Madam Main Boli Aur Phone Sir Ko De Diya , Sir Ne Bhi Madam Se Bat Ki Aur Kaha Arey Ho Jayega Bas Fikar Na Karo Admission Hona Hai Na Wo Karana Meri Zimmedari Bas , Madam Se Baat Karne Ke Baad Wo Bole , to Fir Kal a Jana
Thik Hai – Main Boli
Tum Ko Rukne Ki Koi Problem Ho Mera Ghar Hai Aap Log Mere Ghar Me Ruk Sakte Hain – Wo Bole
Nahi Sir Aisi Koi Problem Nahi Hai Hum Log Stay Kar Lenge – Maine Kaha
Rukoge Kahan – Unhone Pucha
Main Hotel Me Stay Karungi Koi Problem Nahi Hai Abhi Thora Sa Shahar Me Bhi Kaam Hai Kuch Lena Hai Purchasing Bhi Karni Hai – Main Boli
Thik Hai Beta Waise Tum Chaho to Mera Ghar Hazir Hai Koi Takalluf Mat Karna – Wo Bole
Arey Nahi Takalluf Ki Kya Baat Hai Sir Thank You Very Much Aap Ne Itna Kiya – Main Boli
Agar Kahin Jana Ho to Thora Wait Kar Lo Main Abhi Free Ho Jaunga to Aap Logon Ko Chor Dunga – Wo Bole
Nahi Nahi Hum Log Chale Jayenge Aisi Koi Problem Nahi Hai – Main Boli
Thik Hai Beta Fir Time Se Aa Jana – Wo Bole
Ok Sir Thank You – Un Se Vida Lekar Main Wahan Se Bahar Aa Gayi
Bibbi Ab Kya Karenge – Shahnaz Ne Pucha
Kya Karenge Kuch Nahi Apna Whi Hotel Zindabad Chalte Hain Wahin – Main Boli
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Lekin Hum Log to Kuch Lekar Bhi Nahi Aaye Hain Kapre Bhi to Nahi Hain Ab Kya Kal Bhi Main Yahi Pahne Rahungi – Wo Pair Patakti Hui Boli
Chalo Naa Abhi Aap Ko Camera Bhi Lena Hai to Ek Ek Dress Bhi Le Lete Hain – Main Boli
Sach Me Aap Camera Aur Dres Dono Dilaogi – Us Ne Pucha
Yes – Main Boli
Wowwww – Fir to Acha Raha Aaj Yahan Aana – Wo Khush Hote Hue Boli
Main Shahnaaz Ke Sath Chalti Hui Fir Se Canteen Me Aayi Aur Seema Ko Phone Kar Ke Bataya Ki Main Aaj Nahi Aa Rahi Hun Kyun Ki Counselling Kal Hogi Is Liye Ab Main Kal Aaungi , Seema Se Baat Hui Aur Anty Se Bhi Aunty Boli Koi Baat Nahi Bibi Tum Bas Apna Aur Shahnaz Bi Ka Khyal Rakhna
Thik Hai Aunty – Aunty Se Bat Karne Ke Baad Maine Socha Shaizan Ko Bata to Dun Ki Kya Hua Aaj Mere Sath Warna Wo Pata Nahi Kya Soch Raha Hoga Yahi Soch Kar Maine Uska Number Milaya Ring Ja Rahi Thi Lekin Uth Nahi Raha Tha Us Ka Phone Maine Fir Se Milya to Fir Ring Ja Rahi Thi Lekin Is Baar Phone Utha
Hello – Udhar Se Awaz Aayi
Me – Hello
He – Yes Kaun – Wo Bahut Tez Aur Rude Lahje Me Bola
Me – Main Gulnaaz
He – Oooooh Aaaap Waah Waaah Bahut Acha Mazaak Kiya Aap Ne – Itni Achi Tarah Se Chottiya Banaogi Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha –
Aur Is Ke Sath Wo Bina Ruke Pata Nahi Kya Kya Kahta Aur Bakta Chala Gaya Jo Meri Samajh Me Hi Nahi Aaya Ki Ye Kah Kya Raha Hai
Mujhe Us Ka Is Tarah Bat Karna Acha Nahi Laga Kyun Ki Kam Se Kam Ye to Pata Karna Chahiye Tha Ki Asal Bat Kya Hai Lekin Wo Non Stop Bole Chala Ja Raha Tha Beahooda Beten
Me - Ab to Pata Chal Gaya Na
He – Haan Ab Pata Chal Gaya Ki Chootiya Banana Aur Dusron Ko Pareshan Karna Tum Se Seekhna Chahiye
Me – Thik Hai - Main Aayi Thi Counselling Me Aur Ja Rahi Hun , Maine Aap Se Kaha Tha Na Ki Agar Qismat Me Milna Hoga Tabhi Mulaqat Hogi
He – Jhooth Mat Bolo Jhooth Mat Bolo Tum Aayi Hi Nahi Ho
(aur Us Ke Sath Qismat Aur Qismat Ko Man Ne Walon Galiyan )
Me - Main Aayi Thi Aur Ja Bhi Rahi Hun -- Bye Now
Ye Kah Kar Maine Phone Rakh Diya Aur Wahan Se Bahar Ki Taraf Chal Dii
Main Shahnaz Ke Sath Bahar Ki Taraf Ja Rahi Thi Tabhi Wo Larki Aa Gayi Jis Se Mainemobile Liya Tha , Mujhe Dekhte Hi Wo Muskurayi
Ho Gaya Aap Kaam – Main Boli
Haan Kuch Lekin Kal Fir Aana Parega – Wo Boli
Arey Bahut Pareahani Hoti Hai Har Jagah Bahut Dauraya Jata Hai Aaj Kal – Us Ke Sath Ek Lady Thi Wo Boli
Oooh Mammi Ye Hota Hai Koi Janbujh Kar Hum Logon Ko Pareshan Nahi Kar Raha Hai – Wo Boli
Oooh to Ye Aap Ki Mammi Hain – Maine Un Ko Namaste Karte Hue Pucha
Haan Wo Boli – Main Us Ki Mom Se Baten Karti Hui Bhar Ki Taraf Chal Dii , Wo Log Kaffi Educated Aur Tameez Tahzeeb Se Wabastagi Rakhne Wale Lag Rahe The
Tabhi Piche Se Mujhe Kisi Ne Pukara Excuse Me Madam Rukiye – Maine Mud Kar Dekha to Ek Admi Hum Logon Ko Rukne Ka Ishara Kar Raha Tha Lekin Ye Nahi Samajh Me Aaya Ki Wo Kis Ko Bula Raha Hai
Paas Akar Wo Mujhe Se Bola Madam Ap Ka Phone Hai
Mera Phone Yahan Kaise – Main Boli
Arey Main Cantees Se Aaya Hun Madam Aap Ne Abhi Kisi Ko Phone Kiya Tha to Wo Palat Kar Phone Kar Ke Kah Rahe Hain Ki Aap Ko Bula Dun , Main Idhar Udhar Aap Ko Dekh Raha Hun Jab Se Aap Canteen Se Nikli Hoo – Wo Bola
Aap Un Se Kah Do Ki Wo Gayi – Main Us Se Boli
Arey Please Madam Aap Khud Chal Ke Ek Baar Kah Diye Wo Kya Hai Mera Kaam Yahin Ka Hai Aur Main Students Se Kisi Tarah Ka Jhagra Nahi Kar Sakta Is Liye Sab Kuch Dekhna Sochna Parta Hai – Wo Bahut Hi Samajhdari Aur Sharafat Se Baat Kar Raha Tha
Maine Kaha Acha Thik Hai Aap Chaliye Main Aa Rahi Hun , Maine Us Larki Aur Uski Mom Se Kaha Aap Log Rukiye Main Abhi a Rahi Hun Ya Fir Aap Jaiye
Wo Boli Aao Hum Log Bahar Ki Taraf Chalrahe Hain – Main Fir Se Canteen Me Aayi Aur Us Se Pucha Kis Ka Phone Tha
Wo Bola Abhi Ap Ne Jinko Phone Kiya Tha Un Ko Kar Liye Aur Agar Aap Ko Baat Nahi Karni to Bhi Un Ko Bol Diye , Kyun Ki Mujhe Yahin Rahna Hai Madam
Kyun Wo Kya Koi Mavaali Badmaash Hai – Maine Pucha
Pata Nahi Madam Is Shahar Me Kaun Kya Hai Ye Pata Hi Nahi Chalta Aur Mujhe Zaroorat Bhi Nahi Hai Mujhe Kaam Karna Hai Is Liye Sab Mere Customer Hain Aap Ho Ya Koi Ho Ap Yahan Call Kar Ke Kisi Se Bat Karna Chaho to Kya Main Mana Kar Dunga – Wo Bola
Thik Hai – Maine Shaizan Ka Number Milaya Us Ne Fauran Phone Uthaya
Hello– Wo Bola
Me– Haan Kaho Kya Problem Hai
He– Kuch Problem Nahi Hai , Ye Batao Tumhara Mobile Kyun Band Hai
Me– Ye Sab Jan Ne Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi Hai , Main Fir Kuch Jhooth Bol Dungi
He– Nahi Nahi Sorry – Wo Main Bahut Irritate Ho Gaya Aaj Din Bhar
Me– to Kaise Pata Chala Ki Main Aayi Hu Aur Jhooth Nahi Bol Rahi
He– Maine Is Number Pe Call Back Kiya to Pata Chala Ki Ye University Ka Hi Number Hai , Phone Kyun Band Hai ?
Me– Koi Zarurat Nahi Hai Ye Puchne Ki Badtamizi Karo Aur Kuch Nahi
He– Sorry Sorry Sorry Dear Please Ab Main Aap Ki Tarah Suljha Hua Nahi Hun Pleaseab Gussa Mat Kariye Aur Bataiye Bat Kya Ho Gayi
Maine Us Ko Bataya Ki Kya Problem Hui Aur Kyun Phone Band Ho Gaya
He– Arey Bap Re – I Am Sorry Mujhe Laga Aap Ne Mazaak Kiya Is Liye Mujhe Gussa Aaraha Tha , Mian 10:30 Baje Se --- Arey Main Bhi Kitna Gadha Hun Faltu Ki Bakwaskar Raha Hun , Tum Wahin Ruko Main Abhi Aa Raha Hun Main Zyada Door Nahi Hunisi Area Me Aaj Dhamal Kar Rakha Hai Maine
Me– Nahi Koi Dikkat Nahi Hai Yahan Pahunchne Ke Liye Maine Aap Se Kaha Tha Abmera Kaam Ho Gaya Hai to Koi Zaruat Nahi Aap Ko Takleef Karne Ki Ab Main Jarahi Hun
He– Acha Takleef Ki Kya Bat Hai – Main Abhi Aa Rahaa Hun Jana Nahi Please
Yekahkar Us Ne Phone Band Kar Diyaa
Mainebhi Wahan Se Bahar Ki Taraf Chal Dii , Wo Larki Aur Uski Mom Aur Kuch Larkiyan Bahr Ki Taraf Ja Rahi Thimain Bhi Tez Tez Chalti Hui Un Ke Paas Pahuch Gayi
Bahutsi Larkiyan Aa Ja Rahi Thi Aur Larke Bhi the Hum Log Gate Pe Khare Baten Kar Rahe the To Whan Kuchlarkon Toil Baneye Hue Kahre the Jo Aati Jati Hui Larkyon Pe Coments Karte Huecher Char Kar Rahe The
Bahutbadtamiz Hain Larke – Main Boli
Haanyahi Ho Gaya Hai Ab Is Shahar Ka Mahaul Pata Nahi Kahan Kahan Se Badtamiz Aagaye Hain Yahan – Wo Larki Boli
Tabhek Larka Uchalta Koodta Hua Aaya Aur Un Larkon Ki Bheer Me Mil Gaya Aur Sabchillate Hue Haa Huu Karne Lage , Kuch Der Kebad Ek Auto Aaya Jis Me Wo Larkiapni M Kae Sath Chali Gayi Lekin Hum Logon Me Achi Jaan Pahchan Ho Gayi Thi Usne Apne Ghar Chalne Ko Kaha to Maine Bata Diya Ki Min Abhi Nahi Aa Sakti Jis Peus Ki Mom Ne Kaha Acha Fir Kabhi Aana , Hum Logon Ne Number Bhi Le Liye Ekdusre Kaa
Kaffider Ho Gayi Thi Hum Logon Ko Khare Khare Aur Lagbhag Sbhi Log Ja Rahe Aur Shamho Chuki Thi
Bibbiab Chalo Na Mujhe Nahi Lagta Ab Aayege Wo Aap Ka Friend – Shahnaz Boli
Dekhobeta Wait to Kiya Itni Der Us Ne Khud Phone Kiya Ki Main Aa Raha Hun – Mainboli
To Yahan Aa Gayi Aap Ahin Canteen Me Rahti Tokam Se Kam Phone to Kar Sakti Thi Ya to Pahchan Hoti Pahle Se – Wo Boli
Uski Baat to Sahi Thi Lekin Is Waqt Main Bhi Bahut Thak Chuki Thi Aur Ja Rahi Thiki Shaizan Ka Phone Aaya Aur Rukna Para , Meri Samajh Me Kuch Nahi Aa Rha Thaaur Bewajah Ki Pareshani Ka Samna Karna Par Raha Tha
Mainekaha Acha Chalo Wahin Canteen Me Hi Chalte Hain – Main Boli Aur Us Ko Lekarandar Chal Dii
Abaise Hi Andar Bahar Karti Rahiyega Aap – Wo Boli
Andarpahunch Kar Hum Log Baith Gaye Aur Chai Pii Chai Ke Thora Sa Kuch Snacks Bhiliya Fir Maine Shaizan Ko Phone Kiyaa
Me– Hello Kahan Ho
He– Arey Yar Itni Der Se Tum Ko Dhundh Raha Hun Main Bhi Yahin Hun Isi Campus Mewhan Canteen Me Bhi Gaya Lekin Tum Kahin Diokh Nahi Rahi Ho
Me– Ek Minute – Aap to Aise Kah Rahehain Ki Main Dikh Nahi Rahi Hun Jaise Aap Mujhe Ache Sepahchante Hain
He– Arey Pahchanta Nahi to Kya Hua Dekhte Hi Pahchan Lunga , Lekin Abhi Tak Aapdikhi Nahi Hain
Me– Arey Ye Bewakoofi Mat Kariye Maloom Hai Bas -- Abhi Kahan Pe Hain Aap
He– Main Andar Sab Dekh Ke Gate Pe Aaya Hun
Me– Main Canteen Me Hun Is Waqt
He– Tum Bahar Aao
Me– Kyun – Aap Yahan Aaiye
He– Arey Wahan Aana Thik Nahi Hai Tum Bahar Aao
Me– Thik Hai
Mainfir Wahana Se Bahar Ki Taraf Chal Dii Is Par Shahnaz Bahut Chilla Rahi Thipair Patakti Hui
Patanahi Kaun Hai Jo Mil Nahi Pa Raha – Wo Boli , Aap Bahar Jaiye Main Yahin Baithihun – Us Ne Kaha
Nahi Aap Mere Sath Chaliye Sharafat Se Aur Munh Band Rakhiye – Main Thora Sakht Lahje Me Boli to Wo Fauran Mere Sath Chal Dii
Maingate Pe Akar Khari Ho Gayi Lekin Koi Aisa Nahi Dikha Jo Kisi Ka Intezar Karraha Ho , Bas Wahi Kuch Larke Aur Karkiyan Yhan Wahan Khare Baten Karte Hue
Ajeebshahar Hai Ajeeb Log Hain – Main Boli Itni Der Apne Yahan Agar Idhar Se Udharkarti to Pata Nahi Kitne Log Puch Chuke Hote Ki Kya Baat Hai Kyun Pareshan Hainlekin Yahn to Koi Puchne Wala Bhi Nahi – Main Boli
Ghurbatme Koi Puchne Wala Nahi Hota
Jaltihai Shamma Phir Bhi Ujala Nahi Hota – Shahnaz Boli
Uski Is Baat Pe Main Usko Dekhne Lagi --Ek Bar Fir Lamba Intezar Is Waqt Main Chah Rahi Thi Ki Bs Hum Log Hotel Pahunchjayen Kisi Tarah Lekin Us Ki Jagah Yahan Khare Hokar Intezar Karna Par Rha Thajo Ki Eke K Lamha Bhut Bhari Par Raha Tha `
Chaloshahnaaz Bhad Me Gaya – Wo Ab Hum Log Chalte Hain – Main Shahnaz Se Boli
Oohwoow Thik Hai Bibbi Jaldi Chalo Main Bahut Thak Gayi Hun – Wo Boli
Hanaur Main Subah Se Aaram Kar Rahi Hun – Maine Kaha Jis Pew O Hansne Lagi
Achaek Kam Karte Hain Dekho Wo Yahin Kahin Hain Aur Apni Bewakoofi Ki Wajah Se Humlogon Ko Tlash Nahi Kar Pa Rahe Hain Is Liye Main Chahti Hun Ki Ab Ek Bar Batadun Ki Main Ab Ja Rahi Hun – Maine Kaha
Thkhai Bibbi Jo Aap Chahen – Shahnaz Ek Lambi Saans Lete Hue Bahut Dhire Se Boli
Iam Sorry Shahzadii – Main Boli Bahut Pareshan Ho Gayi Aap
Itsok Bibbi Ab Chaliye – Wo Boli Ek Bar Fir Duniya Ke Sab Se Bade Bewakoofon Kimanind Canteen Me Pahunch Gaye , Wocanteen Wale Bhi Pata Nahi Kya Soch Rahe Honge Mere Bare Me ,
Mainefir Se Shaizan Ko Phone Kiiya , Aur Is Bar Ek Sakht Lahje Me Maine Kaha Shaizanab Main Ja Rahi Hun Bahut Der Ho Gayi Ye Natak Karte Hue Ab Kuch Mat Kahiyega
He– Arey Kab Se Dekh Raha Hun Yar Gate Pe to Aayi Hi Nahi Ho Tum
Me– Akwaas Band Karo Gate Se Canteen Aur Canteen Se Gate Yahi Kar Rahi Hun Kitnider Se Ab Koi Zarurat Nahi Intezar Ki Aap Jaiye Aur Mujhe Bhi Bakhsh Diye
He– Sirf 5 Minute Wait Karo - Ye Kahkar Usne Phone Cut Kar Diya
Abkya Hua Chalen – Shahnaz Boli
5minute Wait Bola Hai – Janab Ne
Oooh– Fir Wait Wo Boli
Koibat Nahi Chalo Tak Tak Tum Uncle Chips Khao Baith Ke – Main Boli , Aur Hum Dono Wahin Baith Gaye Uncle Chips Ke Sath Eke K Chai Aur Ho Gayi Hum Logon Ki , Humlog Chai Pee Rah the Ki Tabhi Wo Canteen Wale Ne Akar Kaha Ki Aap Ko Koi Puchta Hua Aya Hai Please Bahar Aaiye
Main Shahnaz Ke Sath Bahar Aayi Aur Us Se Pucha Kaun Puch Raha Hai to Us Ne Ek Ki Taraf Ishara Kiya , Maine Palat Kar Us Ko Dekha Aur Dekhte Hi Boliii
Tum
Wo Bhi Dekhte Hi Bola – Tum
Tum Kaun Ho – Maine Pucha
Yahanse Hato Fauran – Wo Bola Bahut Tez Aage Barh Gaya
Mainefauran Shaizan Ka Number Milaya Wahin Se to Uska Phone Baja , Us Ne Uthaya Aurbola Ab Kya Hai Kyun Phone Kar Rahi Ho
Kuchnahi Number Check Kar Rahi Hun – Main Boli , Maine Phone Rakh Diya
Mainshahnaz Se Boli Aao Chalo
Bibbiye Hain Wo Aap Ke Friend – Shahnaz Ne Pucha
Mujhekya Pata Main Koi Janti to Nahi Hun – Main Boli
Yeto Wahi Hai Na Jo Jeep Me Tha – Wo Boli
Haanaur Pata Nahi Kitni Bar Hum Log Aamne Samne Se Nikle Hain – Main Boli
Kuchage Chalkar Wo Rukte Hue Bola – Aap Gulhain
Maingul Nahi Gulnaaz Hun Gulnaaz Banatwala – Main Boli
Auraap Hain Shahnaz Banatwala – Wo Shahnaz Se Bola
Yes– Shahnaz Boli
Areyye Kaise Ho Gaya Kitni Bar Aap Ke Samnese Nikal Main Lekin Fir Bhi Nahi Pahchan Saka – Wo Bola
Pichlekayi Ghanton Se to Yahi Mar Rahe Ho – Main Boli
Haanmain Aaj Sirf Tumhari Wajah Se Din Bahar Yahin Mara Hun Aur Pahchana Nahi Kitnabada Gadha Hun Main – Wo Bola
Kyunaap to Seena Zori Se Kah Rahe the Ki Dekhte Hi Pahchan Lunga – Main Boli
Aapjhoothi Hain , Jhooth Bola Aap Ne – Us Ne Kaha
Mainekab Jhoth Bola – Main Boli
Baadme Batauga Abhi to Chaliye Yhan Se – Wo Bola Hum Log Bahar Ki Taraf Ja Rahe Thechalte Chalte Bahar Pahunch Gaye Wo Hum Logon Se Aage Jar Ha Tha Aur Mainshahnaz Ke Sath Piche Piche Ja Rahi Thi
Gatepe Pahuch Kar Wo Bola Aap Yahin Rukiye Main Abhi Gadi Lekar Aata Hun
Lekinhum Ko Jana Kaha Hain – Maine Pucha
Filhaalyahan to Jana Hai Mere Khyal Se Ya Yahin Rukna Hai Aap Ko – Wo Bola
Hanjana to Hai – Main Boli
Tofir Pahle Yahan Se Nikaliye Fir Baad Ki Bad Me Sochenge – Wo Bola – Aur Chalagaya
Bibbiye Aap Ke Dost Hain - Waah - Waah , Kya Kahna Dosti Ka O Ek Dusre Kojante Bhi Nahi Hain -- Shahnaz Chirhane Wale Andaz Me Boli
Achaaap Chp Rahiye Maine Bataya Na Ki Sirf Phone Pe Hi Baat Hoti Thi Aur Jab Bhimain Kahin Gayi Hun to Aap Ke Sath Gayi Hun , Faltu Me Milna Julna Acha Nahilagta Na Mujhe , Aur Aaj Bhi Nahi Miltiagar Pahle Se Na Batya Hota Counselling Ki Wajah Se – Main Boli
Abjaldi Chaliye Bibi – Wo Boli
Haanchal Rahi Hun Aa to Jeyen Ye Sahab – Amin Boli
Tabhi Wo Samne Usi Jeep Ke Sath Akar Rukaaurbola Aaiye
Wodriving Seat Pe Baitha Hua Tha , Main Boli Piche Baithti Hun Main
Areyye Kya Baat Hui Aage Bathiye – Wo Bola
Main Wahan Se Bahar Aayi Aur Main Eek Larki Se Us Kaha Please Apna Use Kar Lene Diye Mera Mobile Toot Gaya Hai Ya Phir Mujhe Bata Diye Ki Yahan Phone Ki Koi Shop Pco Agar Ho
Us Ne Apna Mobile Mujhe Diya Aur Boli Bahar Canteen Hai Wahan Pe Phone Hai Coin Wala Aap Use Kar Sakti Hain
Thank You to Main Wahin Jati Hun – Main Boli
Arey Nahi Aap Phone Kar Liye Maine Aap Ko Bata Diya Is Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Ki Main Aap Ko Apna Mobile Nahi Dena Chahti – Wo Boli
Maine Us Ke Mobile Se Srivastav Sir Ka Number Milaya Ye to Acha Tha Ki Maine Un Ka Number Diary Pe Note Kar Liya Tha Aur Wo Mere Bag Me Pari Thi Warna Yahan Tak Aana Bekar Hi Ho Jata .
Maine Phone Kiya to Unhone Pucha Kahan Pe Hain Aap – Maine Bataya , Wo Bole Aap Ruko Main Aa Raha Hun
Ye Kahkar Unhone Phone Cut Kar Diya Maine Us Ke Phone Se Hi Madam Ko Phone Kiya Aur Un Ko Bata Diya Ki Main Yahan Aa Gayi Hun Aur Der Ho Gayi Us Ki Ye Wajah Hai
Aj Kal Sari Problems Tumhare Sath Kyun Ho Rahi Hain – Wo Boli
Pata Nahi Madam Shahnaz Ke Admission Ko Lekar Mujhe Bahut Hi Zyada Problem Face Karni Par Rahi Hain – Main Boli
Acha Hai Is Se Ye Pata Chalta Hai Kit Um Kitni Comited Ho , Meri Bat to Ho Gayi Thi Lekin Ek Bar Fir Main Un Se Bat Kar Rahi Hunt Um Bfikar Raho – Wo Boli
Thik Hai Madam Thank You Very Much – Main Boli
You Always Welcome – Unhone Kaha Aur Phone Rakh Diya
Thank You Very Much – Main Us Larki Ka Mobile Wapas Karti Hui Boli
Its My Pleasure – Wo Boli – Lekin Aap Ki Baat Ghalat Hai – Us Ne Kaha
Kya ? ? – Main Us Ka Munh Dekhne Lagi
Aap Ne Ek Phone Karne Ko Kaha Tha Lekin Aap Ne Do Kiye – Wo Boli
Oooh Sorry Lekin Bahut Zaroori Tha Aur Maine Ap Se Pucha Bhi Nahi I Am Sorry – Main Mazrat Bhare Lahje Me Boli
Hey Kidding Yar Mazak Bhi Nahi Samajhti Aap to Serious Ho Gayi – Wo Boli
Ooh – Mazaak – Main Boli
Kahan Se Hain Aap Yahan Ki to Nahi Lag Rahi – Wo Boli
Jee Main Bahr Se Aayi Hun Kahan Se Aayi Hun Ye Maine Bataya
Haan Is Liye Warna Is Shahar Ke Log Itne Shaleen Nahi Hain – Wo Boli
Lekin Is Shahar Ka to Naam Hi Shaleenta Ke Liye Liye Jata Hai – Main Boli
Wo Sirf Kitabon Me News Papar Me Likhne Ke Liye Hi Bacha Hai , Ab Na Wo Log Hain Aur Na Hi Wo Mahaul – Wo Boli
Us Se Thori Der Tak Baten Hoti Rahi Fir Us Ke Hi Number Pe Srivastav Sir Ka Phone Aaya Jo Ki Samne Hi Khare Phone Kar Rahe the , Main Unse Mili to Wo Apne Sath Mujhe Au Shahnaz Ko Andar Le Gaye.
Andar Ek Room Tha Jo Dekhne Se Hi Office Lag Raha Tha Us Me Kuch Baithe Hue the , Unhone Mujhe Baithne Ka Kaha Aur Peon Ko Pani Pilane Ko Kaha
Bahut Der Kar Dii Ap Logon Ne – Wo Bole
Jee Sir – Wo Kya Hua – Maine Us Ko Puri Bat Bata Di
Acha Counselling Kal Thi Aap Ki Lekin Kal Kyun Nahi Aa Saki Aap – Unhone Pucha
Unke Sawal Par Ek Aur Mangarhant Kahani Sunani Pari Un Ko Kyun Ki Un Se Apne Ghar Walon Ke Masle to Nahi Bata Sakti Thi
Fir Uhone Pucha Aap Madam Ko Kaise Janti Ho
Maine Bataya Wo Mere College Ki Principal Hain ,
Han Bahut Tareef Kar Rahi Thi Wo Aap Kii Chaliye Koi Baat Nahi Main Dekhta Hun Kya Ho Sakta Hai – Wo Bole
Aap Kaun Hain Madam Ke – Shahnaz Ne Pucha
Shahnazz Main Usko Tokne Ke Lahje Me Boli – Jis Ka Matlab Tha Aap Chup Rahiye
Wo Meri Didi Hain Bas Ap Itna Samajhiye – Wo Bole
Lekin Aap to Budhe Dikhte Hain – Wo Boli
Chup Raho Bewakoof Kahin Ki Badtamiz – Main Us Ko Dantte Hue Boli
Arey Koi Bat Nahi Beta Bolne Do Usko – Wo Bole , Ab Main Budha Hun to Meri Age Hai Kya Karun Lekin Aap Ki Madam Mujh Se 5 Saal Badi Hain
Main Kuch Nahi Boli Un Ki Baat Pe Aur Shanaz Bhi Chup Rahi Is Bar Lekin Dekhne Me Wo Madam Se 10 -12 Saal Bade Lag Rahe the , Is Ki Wajah Ye Ho Sakti Hai Ki Madam Shuru Se Azad Khyali Me Rahi Aur Fikar Un Ko Naam Ki Nahi Hoti , Aisa Kaha Ja Sakta Hai . Kyun Ki Kisi Ki Bhi Personal Life Me Us Ki Kya Problem Hain Ye Wahi Janta Hai Koi Dusra Nahi
Sir Uth Kar Chale Gaye Kahin Aur Kaafi Der Ke Baad Wapas Aakar Bole – Beta Abhi Aap Logon Ko Thora Wait Karna Hoga Kyun Ki Aaj Dusri Counselling Chal Rahi Hai Is Liye Counselr Buzy Hain Lekin Aj Aap Ka Kaam Ho Jayega , Aap Ki Madam Ka Bhi Abhi Abhi Phone Aaya Tha – Wo Bole
Thik Hai Koi Problem Nahi Hai , Main Wait Kar Lungi - Maine Kaha Lekin Hum Logn Ko Wapas Bhi Jana Hai – Main Ne Un Ko Bataya
Haan Main Samajh Raha Hun Lekin Aap Logon Ne Der Kar Dii Agar Aap Jaldi Aa Gayi Hoti to Pahle Hi Aap Ki Counselling Ho Jati Khari Ab to Der Ho Hi Gayi Hai Is Liye Befikar Rahiye
Maine Un Se Pucha Aap Kis Department Me Hain Aur Kya Parhate Hain
Wo Hanste Hue Bole , Beta Main Koi Professor Nahi Hun , Main Account Department Hun Lekin Counselling Me Baitha Hun Kyun Ki Dekhna Parta Hai Aur Dusri Bat Ki Aap Logon Ka Bhi Wait Kar Raha Tha , Warna Meri Chandiya Me Jo 7-8 Baal Hain Ye Bhi Tumhari Madam Gira Dengi – Ye Kahkar Wo Khud Hansne Lage Jisme Hum Logon Ne Bhi Un Ka Sath Diya
Fir Unhone Hum Logon Ke Liye Unhone Nashte Ka Bhi Intezaam Kiya , Main Mana Karti Rahi Lekin Wo Mane Nahi , Nashte Ke Bad Wo Bole Ki Aap Log Aaram Se Baithiye Fir Abhi Main Batata Hun , Ye Kahkar Wo Vhale Gaya
Baithe Baithe Bahut Der Ho Gayi Jab 4:30 Baj Gaya to Main Uth Kar Tahalne Lagi Ab Intezaar Bojh Lag Raha Tha , Aur Us Sitam Ye Ki Mobile Bhi Nahi Jo Ki Kisi Se Bat Kar Lun
Bibbi Pucho Un Se Kahan Hain Phone Karo Na – Shahnaz Boli
Phone Kaise Karun Mobile to Shaheed E Counselling Ho Gaya – Main Boli
Oooh – Main Ka Rahi Thi Ki Mujhe Mera Mobile Le Chalne Diye Lekin Aap Ne Cheen Liya – Wo Boli
Haan Ghalti Ho Gayi Mujh Se Maam Aur Mujhe Is Ki Hi Saza Bhi Mil Gayi – Main Boli
Ab Kya Karen Bataiye – Wo Boli
Kuch Nahi Aao Chalo Bahar Chalte Hain – Main Boli , Aur Shahnaz Ko Lekar Bahar Aagyi Campus Me Hi Koi Canteen Thi Jo Mujhe Us Larki Ne Batayi Thi Main Us Ko Talaash Karne Lagi
Canteen Me Pahunch Kar Main Ek Kursi Pe Baith Gayi , Wo Canteen Bahut Achi Thi Aur Bahut Rush Thaw Aha Zahir Hai Jahan Pe Students Honge to Whan Ka Mahaul Aap Log Samajh Hi Sakte Hain Chai Nasta Hansi Mazak Yahi Sab , Hum Dono Ne Bhi Chai Pee Chai Ki Shukeen Ko Aaj Bhi Bahut Kam Peene Ko Mili Thi
Khair Hum Logn Ne Chai Pee Uske Bad Wahin Canteen Se Hi Maine Madam Ko Phone Kiya Aur Bataya Ki Abhi Tak Kuch Bhi Nahi Hua Hum Log Intezaar Kar Rahe Hain
Bahut Der Ho Gayi Hai 5 Baj Gaya Hai – Wo Boli
Jee Madam Ab Bataiye Kya Karen Din Bhar Main Pareshan Rahi Hun Ab Gussa Bhi Aa Raha Hai – Main Boli
Gussa Kyun? – Aur Tum Ko Gussa Kab Se Aane Laga , Wait Karo Main Fir Phone Karti Hun – Wo Boli
Thik Hai – Maine Kaha
Acha Ye Batao Wahan Kya Chal Raha Hai – Madam Ne Pucha
Abhi Tak to Counselling Chal Rahi Thi Madam Lekin Ab Wo Khatam Hoti Dikh Rahi Hai B Coz Time Over Ho Raha Hai – Maine Bataya
Main Abhi Bata Rahi Hun – Wo Boli
Aap Batayengi Kaise Madam Mere Pas to Mobile Bhi Nahi Hai – Maine Kaha
Thik Hai Main Un Ko Call Kar Rahi Hun Tum Un Ke Pas Pahuncho – Wo Boli Aur Phone Cut Ho Gaya
Main Fauran Wahan Se Chal Di Aur Andar Aagayi Jahan Pe Baithi Thi Mujhe Laga Kahin Aisa Na Ho Madam Phone Karen Un Ko Aur Fir Main Wahan Na Milun
Main Andar Aayi to Wahan Sir Nahi the Main Fir Baith Kuch Hi Minute Ke Bad Wo Aaye Aur Bole Beta Wo , I Am Sorry Lekin Aj Tumhari Counselling Nah Ho Payegi Kyun Ki Sab Bahut Busy Hain Lekn Tum Pareshan Mat Ho Maine Puri Bat Kar Lii Hai Kal Subah Tum Thik 10:00 Baje Aa Jana Sab Se Pahle Aap Ka Kaam Ho Jayega , Agar Aap Aaj Jaldi Aa Gayi Hoti to Koi Pareshani Hi Nahi Hoti Lekin Jo Kaam Pahle Se Chal Raha Hai Ab Us Ko to Chora Nahi Ja Sakta – Wo Bole
Aap Jo Kah Rahe Hain Wo Thik Hai Lekin Itni Subah Main Kaise a Paungi Main Yahan to Rahti Nahi Hun , - Main Boli
Arey to Aj Yahin Stay Kar Lo Kal Subah Counselling Us Ke Bad Chali Jana – Wo Bole
Kya Main Madam Se Baat Kar Lun Aap Please Apna Phone De Sakte Hain – Maine Kaha
Sure Beta Ye Lo – Unhone Phone De Diya , Maine Madam Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puri Baat Batayi – Madam Ne Kaha Haan Meri Baat Hui Un Se , Ab Wo Jaisa Kah Rahe Hain Waisa Kar Lo Beta Kyun Ki Wajah Koi Bhi Ho Ghalti to Apni Hi Hai Na Jo Time Pe Nahi Pahunchi – Madam Ne Kaha
Thik Hai Madam Main Boli Aur Phone Sir Ko De Diya , Sir Ne Bhi Madam Se Bat Ki Aur Kaha Arey Ho Jayega Bas Fikar Na Karo Admission Hona Hai Na Wo Karana Meri Zimmedari Bas , Madam Se Baat Karne Ke Baad Wo Bole , to Fir Kal a Jana
Thik Hai – Main Boli
Tum Ko Rukne Ki Koi Problem Ho Mera Ghar Hai Aap Log Mere Ghar Me Ruk Sakte Hain – Wo Bole
Nahi Sir Aisi Koi Problem Nahi Hai Hum Log Stay Kar Lenge – Maine Kaha
Rukoge Kahan – Unhone Pucha
Main Hotel Me Stay Karungi Koi Problem Nahi Hai Abhi Thora Sa Shahar Me Bhi Kaam Hai Kuch Lena Hai Purchasing Bhi Karni Hai – Main Boli
Thik Hai Beta Waise Tum Chaho to Mera Ghar Hazir Hai Koi Takalluf Mat Karna – Wo Bole
Arey Nahi Takalluf Ki Kya Baat Hai Sir Thank You Very Much Aap Ne Itna Kiya – Main Boli
Agar Kahin Jana Ho to Thora Wait Kar Lo Main Abhi Free Ho Jaunga to Aap Logon Ko Chor Dunga – Wo Bole
Nahi Nahi Hum Log Chale Jayenge Aisi Koi Problem Nahi Hai – Main Boli
Thik Hai Beta Fir Time Se Aa Jana – Wo Bole
Ok Sir Thank You – Un Se Vida Lekar Main Wahan Se Bahar Aa Gayi
Bibbi Ab Kya Karenge – Shahnaz Ne Pucha
Kya Karenge Kuch Nahi Apna Whi Hotel Zindabad Chalte Hain Wahin – Main Boli
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Lekin Hum Log to Kuch Lekar Bhi Nahi Aaye Hain Kapre Bhi to Nahi Hain Ab Kya Kal Bhi Main Yahi Pahne Rahungi – Wo Pair Patakti Hui Boli
Chalo Naa Abhi Aap Ko Camera Bhi Lena Hai to Ek Ek Dress Bhi Le Lete Hain – Main Boli
Sach Me Aap Camera Aur Dres Dono Dilaogi – Us Ne Pucha
Yes – Main Boli
Wowwww – Fir to Acha Raha Aaj Yahan Aana – Wo Khush Hote Hue Boli
Main Shahnaaz Ke Sath Chalti Hui Fir Se Canteen Me Aayi Aur Seema Ko Phone Kar Ke Bataya Ki Main Aaj Nahi Aa Rahi Hun Kyun Ki Counselling Kal Hogi Is Liye Ab Main Kal Aaungi , Seema Se Baat Hui Aur Anty Se Bhi Aunty Boli Koi Baat Nahi Bibi Tum Bas Apna Aur Shahnaz Bi Ka Khyal Rakhna
Thik Hai Aunty – Aunty Se Bat Karne Ke Baad Maine Socha Shaizan Ko Bata to Dun Ki Kya Hua Aaj Mere Sath Warna Wo Pata Nahi Kya Soch Raha Hoga Yahi Soch Kar Maine Uska Number Milaya Ring Ja Rahi Thi Lekin Uth Nahi Raha Tha Us Ka Phone Maine Fir Se Milya to Fir Ring Ja Rahi Thi Lekin Is Baar Phone Utha
Hello – Udhar Se Awaz Aayi
Me – Hello
He – Yes Kaun – Wo Bahut Tez Aur Rude Lahje Me Bola
Me – Main Gulnaaz
He – Oooooh Aaaap Waah Waaah Bahut Acha Mazaak Kiya Aap Ne – Itni Achi Tarah Se Chottiya Banaogi Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha –
Aur Is Ke Sath Wo Bina Ruke Pata Nahi Kya Kya Kahta Aur Bakta Chala Gaya Jo Meri Samajh Me Hi Nahi Aaya Ki Ye Kah Kya Raha Hai
Mujhe Us Ka Is Tarah Bat Karna Acha Nahi Laga Kyun Ki Kam Se Kam Ye to Pata Karna Chahiye Tha Ki Asal Bat Kya Hai Lekin Wo Non Stop Bole Chala Ja Raha Tha Beahooda Beten
Me - Ab to Pata Chal Gaya Na
He – Haan Ab Pata Chal Gaya Ki Chootiya Banana Aur Dusron Ko Pareshan Karna Tum Se Seekhna Chahiye
Me – Thik Hai - Main Aayi Thi Counselling Me Aur Ja Rahi Hun , Maine Aap Se Kaha Tha Na Ki Agar Qismat Me Milna Hoga Tabhi Mulaqat Hogi
He – Jhooth Mat Bolo Jhooth Mat Bolo Tum Aayi Hi Nahi Ho
(aur Us Ke Sath Qismat Aur Qismat Ko Man Ne Walon Galiyan )
Me - Main Aayi Thi Aur Ja Bhi Rahi Hun -- Bye Now
Ye Kah Kar Maine Phone Rakh Diya Aur Wahan Se Bahar Ki Taraf Chal Dii
Main Shahnaz Ke Sath Bahar Ki Taraf Ja Rahi Thi Tabhi Wo Larki Aa Gayi Jis Se Mainemobile Liya Tha , Mujhe Dekhte Hi Wo Muskurayi
Ho Gaya Aap Kaam – Main Boli
Haan Kuch Lekin Kal Fir Aana Parega – Wo Boli
Arey Bahut Pareahani Hoti Hai Har Jagah Bahut Dauraya Jata Hai Aaj Kal – Us Ke Sath Ek Lady Thi Wo Boli
Oooh Mammi Ye Hota Hai Koi Janbujh Kar Hum Logon Ko Pareshan Nahi Kar Raha Hai – Wo Boli
Oooh to Ye Aap Ki Mammi Hain – Maine Un Ko Namaste Karte Hue Pucha
Haan Wo Boli – Main Us Ki Mom Se Baten Karti Hui Bhar Ki Taraf Chal Dii , Wo Log Kaffi Educated Aur Tameez Tahzeeb Se Wabastagi Rakhne Wale Lag Rahe The
Tabhi Piche Se Mujhe Kisi Ne Pukara Excuse Me Madam Rukiye – Maine Mud Kar Dekha to Ek Admi Hum Logon Ko Rukne Ka Ishara Kar Raha Tha Lekin Ye Nahi Samajh Me Aaya Ki Wo Kis Ko Bula Raha Hai
Paas Akar Wo Mujhe Se Bola Madam Ap Ka Phone Hai
Mera Phone Yahan Kaise – Main Boli
Arey Main Cantees Se Aaya Hun Madam Aap Ne Abhi Kisi Ko Phone Kiya Tha to Wo Palat Kar Phone Kar Ke Kah Rahe Hain Ki Aap Ko Bula Dun , Main Idhar Udhar Aap Ko Dekh Raha Hun Jab Se Aap Canteen Se Nikli Hoo – Wo Bola
Aap Un Se Kah Do Ki Wo Gayi – Main Us Se Boli
Arey Please Madam Aap Khud Chal Ke Ek Baar Kah Diye Wo Kya Hai Mera Kaam Yahin Ka Hai Aur Main Students Se Kisi Tarah Ka Jhagra Nahi Kar Sakta Is Liye Sab Kuch Dekhna Sochna Parta Hai – Wo Bahut Hi Samajhdari Aur Sharafat Se Baat Kar Raha Tha
Maine Kaha Acha Thik Hai Aap Chaliye Main Aa Rahi Hun , Maine Us Larki Aur Uski Mom Se Kaha Aap Log Rukiye Main Abhi a Rahi Hun Ya Fir Aap Jaiye
Wo Boli Aao Hum Log Bahar Ki Taraf Chalrahe Hain – Main Fir Se Canteen Me Aayi Aur Us Se Pucha Kis Ka Phone Tha
Wo Bola Abhi Ap Ne Jinko Phone Kiya Tha Un Ko Kar Liye Aur Agar Aap Ko Baat Nahi Karni to Bhi Un Ko Bol Diye , Kyun Ki Mujhe Yahin Rahna Hai Madam
Kyun Wo Kya Koi Mavaali Badmaash Hai – Maine Pucha
Pata Nahi Madam Is Shahar Me Kaun Kya Hai Ye Pata Hi Nahi Chalta Aur Mujhe Zaroorat Bhi Nahi Hai Mujhe Kaam Karna Hai Is Liye Sab Mere Customer Hain Aap Ho Ya Koi Ho Ap Yahan Call Kar Ke Kisi Se Bat Karna Chaho to Kya Main Mana Kar Dunga – Wo Bola
Thik Hai – Maine Shaizan Ka Number Milaya Us Ne Fauran Phone Uthaya
Hello– Wo Bola
Me– Haan Kaho Kya Problem Hai
He– Kuch Problem Nahi Hai , Ye Batao Tumhara Mobile Kyun Band Hai
Me– Ye Sab Jan Ne Ki Koi Zarurat Nahi Hai , Main Fir Kuch Jhooth Bol Dungi
He– Nahi Nahi Sorry – Wo Main Bahut Irritate Ho Gaya Aaj Din Bhar
Me– to Kaise Pata Chala Ki Main Aayi Hu Aur Jhooth Nahi Bol Rahi
He– Maine Is Number Pe Call Back Kiya to Pata Chala Ki Ye University Ka Hi Number Hai , Phone Kyun Band Hai ?
Me– Koi Zarurat Nahi Hai Ye Puchne Ki Badtamizi Karo Aur Kuch Nahi
He– Sorry Sorry Sorry Dear Please Ab Main Aap Ki Tarah Suljha Hua Nahi Hun Pleaseab Gussa Mat Kariye Aur Bataiye Bat Kya Ho Gayi
Maine Us Ko Bataya Ki Kya Problem Hui Aur Kyun Phone Band Ho Gaya
He– Arey Bap Re – I Am Sorry Mujhe Laga Aap Ne Mazaak Kiya Is Liye Mujhe Gussa Aaraha Tha , Mian 10:30 Baje Se --- Arey Main Bhi Kitna Gadha Hun Faltu Ki Bakwaskar Raha Hun , Tum Wahin Ruko Main Abhi Aa Raha Hun Main Zyada Door Nahi Hunisi Area Me Aaj Dhamal Kar Rakha Hai Maine
Me– Nahi Koi Dikkat Nahi Hai Yahan Pahunchne Ke Liye Maine Aap Se Kaha Tha Abmera Kaam Ho Gaya Hai to Koi Zaruat Nahi Aap Ko Takleef Karne Ki Ab Main Jarahi Hun
He– Acha Takleef Ki Kya Bat Hai – Main Abhi Aa Rahaa Hun Jana Nahi Please
Yekahkar Us Ne Phone Band Kar Diyaa
Mainebhi Wahan Se Bahar Ki Taraf Chal Dii , Wo Larki Aur Uski Mom Aur Kuch Larkiyan Bahr Ki Taraf Ja Rahi Thimain Bhi Tez Tez Chalti Hui Un Ke Paas Pahuch Gayi
Bahutsi Larkiyan Aa Ja Rahi Thi Aur Larke Bhi the Hum Log Gate Pe Khare Baten Kar Rahe the To Whan Kuchlarkon Toil Baneye Hue Kahre the Jo Aati Jati Hui Larkyon Pe Coments Karte Huecher Char Kar Rahe The
Bahutbadtamiz Hain Larke – Main Boli
Haanyahi Ho Gaya Hai Ab Is Shahar Ka Mahaul Pata Nahi Kahan Kahan Se Badtamiz Aagaye Hain Yahan – Wo Larki Boli
Tabhek Larka Uchalta Koodta Hua Aaya Aur Un Larkon Ki Bheer Me Mil Gaya Aur Sabchillate Hue Haa Huu Karne Lage , Kuch Der Kebad Ek Auto Aaya Jis Me Wo Larkiapni M Kae Sath Chali Gayi Lekin Hum Logon Me Achi Jaan Pahchan Ho Gayi Thi Usne Apne Ghar Chalne Ko Kaha to Maine Bata Diya Ki Min Abhi Nahi Aa Sakti Jis Peus Ki Mom Ne Kaha Acha Fir Kabhi Aana , Hum Logon Ne Number Bhi Le Liye Ekdusre Kaa
Kaffider Ho Gayi Thi Hum Logon Ko Khare Khare Aur Lagbhag Sbhi Log Ja Rahe Aur Shamho Chuki Thi
Bibbiab Chalo Na Mujhe Nahi Lagta Ab Aayege Wo Aap Ka Friend – Shahnaz Boli
Dekhobeta Wait to Kiya Itni Der Us Ne Khud Phone Kiya Ki Main Aa Raha Hun – Mainboli
To Yahan Aa Gayi Aap Ahin Canteen Me Rahti Tokam Se Kam Phone to Kar Sakti Thi Ya to Pahchan Hoti Pahle Se – Wo Boli
Uski Baat to Sahi Thi Lekin Is Waqt Main Bhi Bahut Thak Chuki Thi Aur Ja Rahi Thiki Shaizan Ka Phone Aaya Aur Rukna Para , Meri Samajh Me Kuch Nahi Aa Rha Thaaur Bewajah Ki Pareshani Ka Samna Karna Par Raha Tha
Mainekaha Acha Chalo Wahin Canteen Me Hi Chalte Hain – Main Boli Aur Us Ko Lekarandar Chal Dii
Abaise Hi Andar Bahar Karti Rahiyega Aap – Wo Boli
Andarpahunch Kar Hum Log Baith Gaye Aur Chai Pii Chai Ke Thora Sa Kuch Snacks Bhiliya Fir Maine Shaizan Ko Phone Kiyaa
Me– Hello Kahan Ho
He– Arey Yar Itni Der Se Tum Ko Dhundh Raha Hun Main Bhi Yahin Hun Isi Campus Mewhan Canteen Me Bhi Gaya Lekin Tum Kahin Diokh Nahi Rahi Ho
Me– Ek Minute – Aap to Aise Kah Rahehain Ki Main Dikh Nahi Rahi Hun Jaise Aap Mujhe Ache Sepahchante Hain
He– Arey Pahchanta Nahi to Kya Hua Dekhte Hi Pahchan Lunga , Lekin Abhi Tak Aapdikhi Nahi Hain
Me– Arey Ye Bewakoofi Mat Kariye Maloom Hai Bas -- Abhi Kahan Pe Hain Aap
He– Main Andar Sab Dekh Ke Gate Pe Aaya Hun
Me– Main Canteen Me Hun Is Waqt
He– Tum Bahar Aao
Me– Kyun – Aap Yahan Aaiye
He– Arey Wahan Aana Thik Nahi Hai Tum Bahar Aao
Me– Thik Hai
Mainfir Wahana Se Bahar Ki Taraf Chal Dii Is Par Shahnaz Bahut Chilla Rahi Thipair Patakti Hui
Patanahi Kaun Hai Jo Mil Nahi Pa Raha – Wo Boli , Aap Bahar Jaiye Main Yahin Baithihun – Us Ne Kaha
Nahi Aap Mere Sath Chaliye Sharafat Se Aur Munh Band Rakhiye – Main Thora Sakht Lahje Me Boli to Wo Fauran Mere Sath Chal Dii
Maingate Pe Akar Khari Ho Gayi Lekin Koi Aisa Nahi Dikha Jo Kisi Ka Intezar Karraha Ho , Bas Wahi Kuch Larke Aur Karkiyan Yhan Wahan Khare Baten Karte Hue
Ajeebshahar Hai Ajeeb Log Hain – Main Boli Itni Der Apne Yahan Agar Idhar Se Udharkarti to Pata Nahi Kitne Log Puch Chuke Hote Ki Kya Baat Hai Kyun Pareshan Hainlekin Yahn to Koi Puchne Wala Bhi Nahi – Main Boli
Ghurbatme Koi Puchne Wala Nahi Hota
Jaltihai Shamma Phir Bhi Ujala Nahi Hota – Shahnaz Boli
Uski Is Baat Pe Main Usko Dekhne Lagi --Ek Bar Fir Lamba Intezar Is Waqt Main Chah Rahi Thi Ki Bs Hum Log Hotel Pahunchjayen Kisi Tarah Lekin Us Ki Jagah Yahan Khare Hokar Intezar Karna Par Rha Thajo Ki Eke K Lamha Bhut Bhari Par Raha Tha `
Chaloshahnaaz Bhad Me Gaya – Wo Ab Hum Log Chalte Hain – Main Shahnaz Se Boli
Oohwoow Thik Hai Bibbi Jaldi Chalo Main Bahut Thak Gayi Hun – Wo Boli
Hanaur Main Subah Se Aaram Kar Rahi Hun – Maine Kaha Jis Pew O Hansne Lagi
Achaek Kam Karte Hain Dekho Wo Yahin Kahin Hain Aur Apni Bewakoofi Ki Wajah Se Humlogon Ko Tlash Nahi Kar Pa Rahe Hain Is Liye Main Chahti Hun Ki Ab Ek Bar Batadun Ki Main Ab Ja Rahi Hun – Maine Kaha
Thkhai Bibbi Jo Aap Chahen – Shahnaz Ek Lambi Saans Lete Hue Bahut Dhire Se Boli
Iam Sorry Shahzadii – Main Boli Bahut Pareshan Ho Gayi Aap
Itsok Bibbi Ab Chaliye – Wo Boli Ek Bar Fir Duniya Ke Sab Se Bade Bewakoofon Kimanind Canteen Me Pahunch Gaye , Wocanteen Wale Bhi Pata Nahi Kya Soch Rahe Honge Mere Bare Me ,
Mainefir Se Shaizan Ko Phone Kiiya , Aur Is Bar Ek Sakht Lahje Me Maine Kaha Shaizanab Main Ja Rahi Hun Bahut Der Ho Gayi Ye Natak Karte Hue Ab Kuch Mat Kahiyega
He– Arey Kab Se Dekh Raha Hun Yar Gate Pe to Aayi Hi Nahi Ho Tum
Me– Akwaas Band Karo Gate Se Canteen Aur Canteen Se Gate Yahi Kar Rahi Hun Kitnider Se Ab Koi Zarurat Nahi Intezar Ki Aap Jaiye Aur Mujhe Bhi Bakhsh Diye
He– Sirf 5 Minute Wait Karo - Ye Kahkar Usne Phone Cut Kar Diya
Abkya Hua Chalen – Shahnaz Boli
5minute Wait Bola Hai – Janab Ne
Oooh– Fir Wait Wo Boli
Koibat Nahi Chalo Tak Tak Tum Uncle Chips Khao Baith Ke – Main Boli , Aur Hum Dono Wahin Baith Gaye Uncle Chips Ke Sath Eke K Chai Aur Ho Gayi Hum Logon Ki , Humlog Chai Pee Rah the Ki Tabhi Wo Canteen Wale Ne Akar Kaha Ki Aap Ko Koi Puchta Hua Aya Hai Please Bahar Aaiye
Main Shahnaz Ke Sath Bahar Aayi Aur Us Se Pucha Kaun Puch Raha Hai to Us Ne Ek Ki Taraf Ishara Kiya , Maine Palat Kar Us Ko Dekha Aur Dekhte Hi Boliii
Tum
Wo Bhi Dekhte Hi Bola – Tum
Tum Kaun Ho – Maine Pucha
Yahanse Hato Fauran – Wo Bola Bahut Tez Aage Barh Gaya
Mainefauran Shaizan Ka Number Milaya Wahin Se to Uska Phone Baja , Us Ne Uthaya Aurbola Ab Kya Hai Kyun Phone Kar Rahi Ho
Kuchnahi Number Check Kar Rahi Hun – Main Boli , Maine Phone Rakh Diya
Mainshahnaz Se Boli Aao Chalo
Bibbiye Hain Wo Aap Ke Friend – Shahnaz Ne Pucha
Mujhekya Pata Main Koi Janti to Nahi Hun – Main Boli
Yeto Wahi Hai Na Jo Jeep Me Tha – Wo Boli
Haanaur Pata Nahi Kitni Bar Hum Log Aamne Samne Se Nikle Hain – Main Boli
Kuchage Chalkar Wo Rukte Hue Bola – Aap Gulhain
Maingul Nahi Gulnaaz Hun Gulnaaz Banatwala – Main Boli
Auraap Hain Shahnaz Banatwala – Wo Shahnaz Se Bola
Yes– Shahnaz Boli
Areyye Kaise Ho Gaya Kitni Bar Aap Ke Samnese Nikal Main Lekin Fir Bhi Nahi Pahchan Saka – Wo Bola
Pichlekayi Ghanton Se to Yahi Mar Rahe Ho – Main Boli
Haanmain Aaj Sirf Tumhari Wajah Se Din Bahar Yahin Mara Hun Aur Pahchana Nahi Kitnabada Gadha Hun Main – Wo Bola
Kyunaap to Seena Zori Se Kah Rahe the Ki Dekhte Hi Pahchan Lunga – Main Boli
Aapjhoothi Hain , Jhooth Bola Aap Ne – Us Ne Kaha
Mainekab Jhoth Bola – Main Boli
Baadme Batauga Abhi to Chaliye Yhan Se – Wo Bola Hum Log Bahar Ki Taraf Ja Rahe Thechalte Chalte Bahar Pahunch Gaye Wo Hum Logon Se Aage Jar Ha Tha Aur Mainshahnaz Ke Sath Piche Piche Ja Rahi Thi
Gatepe Pahuch Kar Wo Bola Aap Yahin Rukiye Main Abhi Gadi Lekar Aata Hun
Lekinhum Ko Jana Kaha Hain – Maine Pucha
Filhaalyahan to Jana Hai Mere Khyal Se Ya Yahin Rukna Hai Aap Ko – Wo Bola
Hanjana to Hai – Main Boli
Tofir Pahle Yahan Se Nikaliye Fir Baad Ki Bad Me Sochenge – Wo Bola – Aur Chalagaya
Bibbiye Aap Ke Dost Hain - Waah - Waah , Kya Kahna Dosti Ka O Ek Dusre Kojante Bhi Nahi Hain -- Shahnaz Chirhane Wale Andaz Me Boli
Achaaap Chp Rahiye Maine Bataya Na Ki Sirf Phone Pe Hi Baat Hoti Thi Aur Jab Bhimain Kahin Gayi Hun to Aap Ke Sath Gayi Hun , Faltu Me Milna Julna Acha Nahilagta Na Mujhe , Aur Aaj Bhi Nahi Miltiagar Pahle Se Na Batya Hota Counselling Ki Wajah Se – Main Boli
Abjaldi Chaliye Bibi – Wo Boli
Haanchal Rahi Hun Aa to Jeyen Ye Sahab – Amin Boli
Tabhi Wo Samne Usi Jeep Ke Sath Akar Rukaaurbola Aaiye
Wodriving Seat Pe Baitha Hua Tha , Main Boli Piche Baithti Hun Main
Areyye Kya Baat Hui Aage Bathiye – Wo Bola
