Adultery Koel Ek Masum Housewife

Charchters.

Raj mehra, 29yrs (Husband)

Koel mehra, 27yrs (Wife)

Kamla, 39yrs (Naukrani)

Birju chacha, 58yrs ( Ex-care taker of now abonded govt logde)

Koel ek 27 saal ki bohoot khubsurat dikhnewali housewife (36 28 37) hai jiski shadi Kolkata me Raj ke sath ek saal phele hi hui hai. Raj abhi 29 saal ka hai. Raj ek nami international cement company me senior project manager ke post pe kaam karta hai aur woh apne naye project ke liye Koel ke sath Bengal Bihar border me ek gaoun me aa gaye. Raj ko yahan pe cement plant ko establish karke production jald se jald start karna hai. Isliye woh yahan aneke badh se hi kafi busy ho gaya tha aur kabhi kabhi do tin din badh hi site se ghar pe wapas aa pata tha. Is wajah se Koel ko bhi ab ekele rahene ki aur apne niji kaam kaaj jaise ki day to day marketing, depositing electicity bills, telephone bills etc ke liye Raj ke bina hi karne ki adat ho gayi thi. Waise toh ghar ke baki kaam kaaj ke liye ek naukrani hai, jo ki hamesha hi Koel ke sath hi raheti hai aur Koel ke khane ke hisab se hi ghar ka sab kaam kaaj aur maintance karti hai. Aur jab koi kaam na ho toh Koel ke sath yahan wahan ki baat karne lagti thi.

Koel ko bhi usse baat karne me acha lagta tha kyuki ek toh woh kabhi gaoun me rahi nahi dusri ye jagaha Koel ke liye bilkul anjan hai aur tisra Raj ke pas abhi time hi nahi tha ki woh Koel ke sath baith ke aram se yahan wahan ki baat kare. Toh Koel ko bhi apne is akelepan ko dur karne ke liye kuch toh chahiye tha toh woh apne naukrani ke sath hi baat karti thi.

Aur aise hi kuch mahine gujar gaye aur fir achanak ek din............
Koel ke ghar pe kaam karnewali naukrani Radha koel ko aake batati hai ki usko kuch dino ke liye apne mayeke me jana hai kyu ki uski ma bimar hai. Ye sunte hi koel ne phele toh haan kehe diya kit um jao apni ma se milne per fir dusre hi pal koel ko ehesas hua ki agar radha kuch dino ke liye ma se milne chali jayegi toh ghar ka kaam kaaj jaise ki jharu pohcha bartan mazna kapde dhona ye sab koan karega wagera wagera, aur koel kuch chintit ho jati hai. Tab radha koel se bolti hai ki madam ji aap pareshan mat hona ghar ka kaam kaaj jab tak mai wapas nahi atti tab tak birju chacha kar denge. Ye sunte hi koel thori nischint hui ki chalo radha jane se pahele kaam kaaj ke liye kiso dund liya hai. Per fir kuch sochne ke badh koel ne radha se pucha ki ye birju chacha ye toh koi male hai toh ye ghar ke rajane hone wale kaam kaise karega, koi aurat hoti toh acha hota. Tab radha ne kaha arre koel madam aap bekar me hi baat baat pe pareshan ho jati ho. Ye birju chacha gaoun ka jo ekmatra gov. lodge tha uska kabhi caretaker hua karta tha.

Per sarkari lodge ko jo paise milta tha oh ab kuch tin saal se band ho chukka hai jiske karan ab ye sarkari lodge band ho chuki hai aur birju chacha ka kaam bhi wahan se choot gaya. Nahi toh birju chacha hi wahan pe sarkari officer logo ke liye khana bhi banate the aur fir kapde bartan dona lodge ke saaf safai aur gardening ka bhi kaam sab ekele hi samalte the. Isliye aap ko pareshan hone ki koi jarurat nahi hai sab kaam woh yahan bhi karlenge. Bas birju chacha thore kadush or chirchire hogaye hai jab se kaam choota hai. Per maan ke saaf hai. Aap pyar se unko job hi kaam karne ke liye bologe woh sab kaam kardenge. Aur main toh bas 10 ya 15 dino me wapas aa hi jaungi. Tab kak ke liye birju chacha se aap apna kaam chala lo. Koel sochne lagi baat toh sahi hai, sirf dus pandra dino ki hi toh baat hai. Tab koel ne radha se kaha ki thik hai tum jane se pahele tab birju chacha ko mujhse ek bar mila dena thik hai. Radha ne kaha haan madam ji maine pahele hi birju chacha ko bata diya hai. Woh kuch der me hi aa jayenge , aur ye kehe ke radha ghar ke kaam me busy ho jati hai. Udar koel ki mobile pe raj ka call ata hai.

Raj- hello Koel meri baat gaur karna?

Koel- haan raaj bolo kya hua?

Raj- bedroom ke locker me ek blue color ki file hai aur upper progress report likha hua hai. Usko nikal ke rakhna tum. Maine yahan se ek ladke ko bejha hai tum woh file usko de dena ok.

Koel- per raj tum toh kuch der me ghar anewale hona?

Raj- sorry koel darling achanak hi Kolkata head office se phone aya tha toh mujhe Kolkata jana par raha hai.... infact i’m on the way to Kolkata. Per file lene bhul gaya tha toh mai kisiko bejh raha hun tum bas file de dena usko. I’m so sorry...koel aise bina mile achanak mujhe jana par raha hai... pls don’t mind koel...

Koel- ab aur sorry bolke kya hoga tum toh pahele hi nikal chuke ho Kolkata ke liye. Chalo koi baat nahi per kab tak aoge wapas.

Raj- abhi toh kuch bol nahi sakta per may be three to four days i guess...

Koel- oh no aise kaise mai yahan akele tin char din rahungi,, radha bhi kuch dino ke liye nahi rahe gi....
Raj- what.... radha ko kya hoga ab woh kyu ja rahi hai? Aur ghar ka kaam tab kaise hoga??

Koel- arrey uski ma bimar hai bohot isliye. Per tum tension mat lo usne ghar pe kaam karne ke liye bir............

Aur achanak call cut jata hai... koel ring back karti hai per dusri aor se sunai deta hai the person u r calling is out of reach.... koel dobara try karti hai per fir se wohi out of reach sunti hai..

Udar bhar tabi koi Radha arre o Radha bolke koi chila tha hai... Ye sunte hi koel soch me per jati hai ki ye koan hai jo radha ko bola raha hai....
Tabi radha kichen se bhar ati hai toh koel radha se puchti hai ki bhar koan itne jorse chila ke tume bula raha hai. Tab radha bolti hai arey koel madam maine bola tha na apke yahan kaam karne ke liye maine birju chacha ko bola hai aur mere jane se pahele hi mai aap se birju chacha ka parichay karwa dungi taki aap usko phechan le aur woh bhi apko phechan le. Taki mere jane ke badh kisi koi taklif na ho. Aur haan keol madam aap bohot hi achi ho aur dayalu bhi ho isliye mai apko bata du ki aap birju chacha ko jayada sar pe mat charana warna woh kaam thik se nahi karega aur bahane deta rahega aur badh me apko hi taklif hogi. Nahi nahi radha mai samjhti hun aur mai kisi ko sar pe nahi charaungi tum befikar raho. Tabhi fir se bhar se awaaj ati hai radh arey o radha koi hai ki nahi........

Radha- acha koel madam aap baiti raho mai usko ander le ke ati hun,

ye bolke radha bahar chali jati.

Radha- kya re birju chacha itne jor se kyu chila rahe the, pata nahi yahan kon sahib aur madam rahete hai. Bare saher ke pare likhe log hai. Itna chila ke baatchit nahi karte ye log samjha karo.

Birju- arey radha pata hai per kya kare hum toh tahere yahi ken a ab hum logo ki toh addath chutne se rahi. Per tut hi nahi islye kise bulaun kya karu kuch samaj me nahi aya toh isliye hi chila ke tujhe bula liye... sahib se bolna gussa na kare agey se yahan chila chila ke kabhi baat nahi karunga. Thik hai.

Radha- arey sahib to abhi nahi hai birju chacha woh toh site pe hai, abhi toh sirf koel madam hi ghar par hai. Andar chalo chacha mai apko unse mila deti hun aur paiso ki baat bhi kardeti hun fir mai aap ko kya kya kaam karna hai woh sab bhi bata dungi.

Ye baat sunte hi birju apne maan me kuch sochta hai aur fir bolta hai........

Birju- arey radha ye sahib logo se paiso ka baat hota toh acha hota, ye ladies logo ke sath paiso ka baat jamta nahi hai. Pahele kuch bolte hai fir kaam hone ke badh kuch aur hisab se paise kam dete hai aur ye nahi hua woh nahi hua aise nahi karna tha ... ye paiso ke mamle me ye sab chik chik pasand nahi hai mujhe bilkul bhi.

Radha- arye birju chacha aap fikar mat karo humre koel madam bilkul bhi aisi nahi hai. Woh jitni kubsurat hai unka savhab bhi utna hi kubsurat hai, koel madam bohot hi achi aur dayalu bhi hai. Aapko toh ye sab pata bhi nahi hai aur kya sab soch rahe ho unke bare mai.

ek to jo baat radha koel madam ko na karne ki hidayet de rahi thi wohi baat bato bato me usne khud hi birju chacha ko bata diya ki koel madam achi hai dayalu bhi hai aur sath hi ek aur baat radha ne anjane me birju chacha ko bol diya tha ki koel madam bohot khubsurat bhi hai.

In bato ko sunke birju chacha ka reaction kya hua....ye janne ke liye birju chacha ka savbhau bhi janna jaruri hai. Birju chacha ki umar din per din jitni bar rahi thi uska dimagh bhi utna tez ho raha tha, savhab se birju chacha ek number ka hawas ka pujari aur harami kisam ka admi hai, per apne tez dimagh ke chalet ye baat dusro ko samajh me nahi ata tha. Aur gaoun me unki kafi ijjat bhi hai kyun ki gaoun ki choti moti kafi problem birju chacha ne apne tez dimag se suljha diya tha. Jis wajah se gaoun ke log unki ijjat karte hai, per is tez dimag ke piche jo hawas bhari harami dimagh bhi chupa hua hai ye bhole bhale gaoun ke log aaj tak kabhi samajh nahi paye aur sayed agey bhi kabhi samajh nahi payenge.

Ab chalte hai birju per reaction ki baat per....Birju jaise hi radha ke muh se koel madam ki dayalu aur achi savhab ki baat suntan hai aur khas kar ke koel madam ki khubsurti ke bare me bhi suntan hai toh uska hawas bhari harami dimagh usko kuch yaad dilana suru kar deta hai ki uski jindegi bhar ki ek tamnna abhi bhi baki hai jo ki ye hai ki usne kabhi bhi kisi saher ki pari likhi sundar kam umar ki kisi bhi ladkhi ya young housewife se kabhi bhi hawas ka maja nahi liya hai joki usko kafi tarpata hai. Usne toh ye sab umeed umar barn ke sath sath chorne bhi laga tha per ab radh ki baat sunte hi use fir se apni purani tamanna yaad ane lagi thi. Aur soch me par jata hai ki kya ye tamanna ab pura ho sakta hai ya nahi... aur tabi....

Radha- arey oh birju chacha kya bolrahi hun mai kuch sun bhi rahe ho aap? Kya ho gaya kuch bol nahi rahe ho aur aise chup ho kar khare ho kar kis soch me per gaye ho aap???

Birju- oh radha nahi kuch nahi bas kuch yaad agaya tha... isliye...

Radha- kya???

Birju- kuch nahi ... kuch nahi bas aise hi...

Radha- toh ab chale ander aur koel madam se milke paiso ki baat kar le.. taki fir mai apko ghar ke kya kya kaam kaaj hai woh sab bata dun taki baadh me koel madam ko koi pareshani bhi na ho aur apko bhi pata rahe kya kya kaam karna hai..

Birju- haan haan chalo milte hai tumari koel madam se, chalo tum mai tumare piche piche ata hun , thik hai...

Fir dono ghar ke ander jane lagte hai.. idar birju chacha ke dil jor jor se dharakne lagta hai ye soch ke ki radha jitni tariff koel madam ki kar rahi hai kya woh sach me utni khubsurat hai bhi ya nahi.. aur agar sach me koel madam bohot khubsurat nikli toh ... kya meri woh sab tamanna puri bhi hogi ya fir sirf tamanna hi banke rahe jayegi wagera wagera sochte hua birju chacha radha ke piche piche ghar ke andar jane lagta hai..... Jab do no ghar ke ander guste hai to radha koel madam ke pass jake khari hoke....

Radha- koel madam ye birju chacha aye hai aur abhi birju chacha hi bahar khere hoke mujhe bulare the itne jor jor se, per koel madam aap bura math manna woh kya hai ki hum gaoun ke log aap jese shahar ke logo jitney aram se aur dhire dhire baat chit nahi kar pate hai. Hum log ko aise hi baat chit karne ki adat per gai hai , aur isiliye birju chacha itne jor se mujhe bula rahe the.

Ye sunte hi....

Koel- arey aisa kuch nahi hai mujhe bura nahi laga bas thori soch me per gai thi ki koan tume itne jor jor se bula raha tha...........

Udar birju ghar ke ander ate hi birju ko laga ki jaise woh kisi shahar me kisi bare se showroom me agaya ho kyuki ghar bahar se jitni bari hai utna hi ghar andar se khubsurat bhi hai. Actually Koel Dasgupta aur Rajat Dasgupta gaoun me jis ghar me rahete hai woh ek khubsurat sa bungalow hai jo ki Rajat ki company ka hi banaya hua tha, aur company ke uchha adhikariyon ke liye allot hota hai...
Per birju ne abhi tak koel madam ko dekha nahi tha...

per jaise hi usne koel madam ki baat suni (koel radha se bolti hai arey aisa kuch nahi hai mujhe bura nahi laga bas thori soch me per gait hi ki koan tume itne jor jor se bula raha tha...........) to uska 58 saal ka anuvabhi dimag ne usse kaha ki ye koel madam kafi innocent kisim ki hai aur aise pari likhe per innocent housewife ko apne matlab ke liye istimal karna ya toh bohot asaan hota hai ya fir bohot mushkil hota hai. Per ye baat to koel madam ke sath kuch din bitane ke badh hi pata chalega aur pal bhar ke ander itna kuch soch chukka birju ab radha ki taraf dekhta hai aur fir uski nazar koel madam ki aur parti hai...........

Nazara kuch aisa tha ki koel aur radha ek taraf the, radha khari thi aur koel madam baithi thi sofe pe aur birju chacha bilkul unke opposite direction pe khare the aur birju ki nazar radha se hote huye koel madam pe aaker rukh jati hai....

Jaise hi birju koel madam ko dekhta hai, uski toh jaise hosh hi urr jata hai. Birju koel madam ko dekhte hue maan hi maan me apne anuvabhi , chupi hui havas bhari harami nazro se koel madam ki har ek chizo ko bariki se scan karne lagta hai. Koel madam us waqt ek top aur short skirt phene hui thi aur skirt ki lambai koel ki ghutno se bas do inches niche tak hi thi per joki koel madam sofe pe apne pairo ko cross ker ke yani ki dahina pair bayan pair ke upper rakhi hui thi, toh is wajah se koel madam ki short skirt uski ghutno se thori upper lagbag do inches upper ki taraf uthi hui thi. Jiske karan koel madam ki gori gori mulayam well shaped tange ghutno tak bilkul saaf saaf birju ko dikhai de rahi thi. Per birju ko koel madam ki ghutno se jayada kuch aur nazar nahi aya........... Birju chacha(man men)- uff ye radha toh bilkul sach bol rahi thi koel madam ke bare mein, sahi me ye koel madam toh wakei me kya gajab ki maal hai , bilkul jaise ki main humesha se sochte aya hun bilkul waise hi khubsurat hai , young hai , gori hai , figure bhi kya mast lag rahi hai koel madam ki..

hala ki birju ko koel madam ki figure size kya hai woh toh pata nahi tha per uski anubhavi nazar ne ye dekha liya tha ki koel madam wakei me jawani se barpur gadraya hua jisam ki malkin hai...

shakal bhi masha ,.' kya khubsurt hai aur aisi khubsurat gori sakal wali shahar ki koel madam ki gori khubsurat sakal ki aarti toh roz din me kam se kam do bar mere is kale lund ko koel madam ki khubshurat gori sakal ke charo tarf raged raged ke aur koel madam ki khubsurat muh ke ander dus minute mere is kale lund ko dal ke karni hi chahiye , tabi koel madam ki itni goir khubsurat pyari sakal ka hone ka sahi mayene me fayeda hoga ..........

abhi bas ye sab sochete huye 5 second hi hue the ki koel madam birju chacha se puchti hai...

koel- haan toh birju chacha apko toh radha ne bataya hi hoga ki kya kya karna hoga?

Birju- haan ji radha ne bataya toh hai, per ghar pe kahan pe kya hai kya nahi hai aur ghar pe kya kab karna hai aur kya badh me karna hai woh sunna baki hai abhi.

Radha- arey birju chacha koel madam ya madam ji bola karo, nahi toh unko bura lagega aur kahi sahib ko pata chalega toh woh bhi gussa honge....

Birju- main mafi chahata hun.... koel madam ji, mujhe itna samajh nahi hai, per agey se diyan dunga aur apko agey se koel madam ji hi bolunga. Aap bura na mane meri na samjhi ka....

koel- Arey aisa kuch nahi birju kaka....matlab birju chacha...

Birju- Arey kaka bhi chalega. Apko kaka bolna toh boliye ek hi baat hai.. hai na koel beti... matlab koel madam....

Is per tino wahan me hasne lagte hai aur fir koel bolti hai

Koel- haan toh thik hai birju kaka main ab se apko birju kaka hi bulaungi aur aap bhi koel madam na bolke mujhe koel beti bula sakte ho agar apko is me koi dikkat na ho toh. Waise bhi main toh apke beti ki umar ki hi hun hai na.....

Is per fir tino hasne lagte hai.... aur is hasi tahake ke bich koel joki apne pairo ko cross kar ke baiti hui thi woh thori aur apne ghutno ke upper rakthi hai jis se koel ne jo skirt pheni hui thi woh bhi thori niche se khul jati hai aur birju ke samne koel ki gori gori masaldar dono jangey kafi ander tak bilkul nangi aur saaf saaf dikhai dene lagti hai Woh bhi kuch is tarah se.... Koel Dasgupta us waqt sofe pe kuch is tarah se baithi hui thi........

Ek taraf radha aur koel thi aur dusri taraf birju khara tha aur is wajah se koel anjane me jis tarah se baiti thi woh radha ko toh dekhai nahi de rahi thi per birju ki toh mano kuch mangne se pahele hi manat puri ho gai ho jaise baat thi. Ider koel is position me bait ke birju se baat karte hue birju kaka ko anjane me apni gori gori moti masaldar aur nangi jangey ki darshan karwa rahi thi au ruder birju kaka ki toh haal behal hone ko tha....

Birju(man men)- uff kya kya lagrahi hai ye koel Sali. Itni khubsurat dekhne me hai aur upper se aise baiti hai ki iski toh gori gori masal jangey puri nangi dekhai de rahi hai lagbag is ki gand tak.....

aur ye sochte sochte birju ko ehesas hota ki uska kala lund uski lungi ke ander ekdam se fan fana ke khara hogaya hai.. birju ke toh hosh hi nahi raha koel ki adhnangi jawani ko dekhte hue, aur tabi......

Koel- kahan kho gaye birju kaka maine kuch pucha apse...

Birju- (birju kaka ekdam harbarate hue...)arey nahi kuch nahi... kuch nahi.... bas aise hi kuch...... waise... matlab... woh kya... matalb ..... maine dhiyan nahi diya koel beti apne jo bola... waise kya pucha tha tumne koel beti...???

Koel- arey aap ghabra kyu gaye? Maine toh apse pucha ki jab tak radha wapas nahi ati tab tak hi kya aap yahan pe kaam karoge ya fir agey bhi aap yahan pe kaam karna chahoge... agar aap chaho toh aap mujhe kuch din badh hi batana ki aap agey bhi yahan kaam karna chahoge ya nahi..

Birju kaka- (birju kaka koel ki nangi janggo ki taraf dekhte hue....) haan haan main toh yeh kab se dekhna chahata tha...

Koel- kya matlab.... ????

Radha- arey birju chacha kya bol rahe ho.....????

Dono ko samajh me nahi aya ki birju kya bol raha hai..... birju bhi halat ko samjhte hue....

Birju- mere bolne ka matlab ye hai koel beti ki tum mera bhi dekhlo fir batana.. agar tume mera pasand ayega toh jab bologi jab tak bologi tab tak ye birju kaka koel beti ki seva me tatper rahega..

birju jan bujhker double meaning me reply deta hai. Taki koel ko kuch baat samajh me aye aur kuch baat samajh me na aye aur koel ko is baat ki banak na lage ki birju kaka uski nangi gori gori masaldar janggo ki khullam khulla darshan kar raha hai...

Radha- iska kya matlab hua....??

Koel- arey dekhna kya hai jab radha ne kaha toh aap sahi kaam karte honge. Mujhe radha pe barosa hai aur radha ka kaam toh mein dekh chuki hun aur jab radha ne apko bulaya hai toh aap bhi jarur radha jaise hi bariya kaam karte ho... waise radha ke ane ke badh bhi birju kaka apke karne layak kafi kaam hai yahan.. jaise ki garden ka maintance karna, boundary wall ka saaf safai loan ke grass ki maintance , gariyon ki saf safai kafi kaam hai jo radha ke liye akele karna mumkin nahi. Per filhal abhi toh aap ghar ka hi kaam karna jaise ki khana pakana , ghar ki saaf safai aur haan kapde dhona, ye sab agar aap kar sako toh fir thik hai aap kaam shuru karna kal se....

Koel- aur radha ka salaray six thousand hai us hisab se jitney din radha nahi ati utne dino me jitna hoga apko mil jayega. Toh thik hai na birju kaka...

Birju kaka(man men)- arey koel beti tere jaisi maal ki gori masaledar moti jangho ko dekhker toh mai kya koi bhi bina mujduri ke hi sare kaam kar denge ) haan haan koel beti jot um sahi samjho de dena. Mujhe koi aitraz nahi hai....

Birju kaka- waise koel beti ek baat main phele tum bol deta hun ki kaam jo tum bologe wohi karunga aur jis waqt tak pura karna hai waise hi waqt tak pura kar dunga. Per kaam kis tarah se kaise aur kab karna hai is per aap mujhe rokhna tokna maat, nahi toh fir mujhse yahan pe kaam karna nahi hoga aur tab aap kisi aur ko dekhlena. Waise jahan tak pagar ki baat hai woh aap mera kaam dekh ke waise bhi bariya hi denge.

Birju ne direct nahi kaha per indirectly bol diya ki pagar bariya hi denge matlab jayada hi dene... aur ander hi ander apni kaamwasna ka pahela chaal bhi chal chukka tha.... Tabi calling bell bajta hai toh radah dekhne jati hai ki koan aya hai. Kuch der badh keol sofe se utker radha ko puchne hi wali thi ki radha ake bolti hai ki sahib ke office se koi aya hai aur koi file mang raha hai. Koel samajh jati hai baat aur bedroom se file nikal ker office se aya hua staf ko de deti hai.

Uder birju kaka ke maan me aur lund me halchal machi hui thi ki agey kaise aur kab kya karna hai . birju kaka se raha nahi jaraha tha jab se birju kaka ne koel beti ki gori gori masaldar moti moti jangey dekhi hai.

Udar bholi bhali koel maan hi maan sochti hai ki chalo radha ne sahi admi ko kaam ke liye laya hai. Filhal ye abhi radhe ke hi kaam kare fir jab radha wapas ajaye gi tab birju kaka ko ghar ke baki maintanece work ki liye bhi rakh lenge agar birju kaka ko yahan kaam karne me koi problem na hoto. Per innocent koel beti ko kya pata tha ki ye kala kaluta birju kaka maan hi maan uske bare me kya sochta hai aur aaj koel ne anjane me hi apni adhnangi moti masaldar gori gori jangey birju kaka ko dikha ker birju kaka ke kale lund ko kaise fan fana diya tha. Koel toh birju ko kaka ke hisab se dekh rahi thi aur birju kaka bhale hi koel beti bol ke koel ko bula raha ho per use toh koel ki madmast jawani ka ras chakna hai.........

Tabhi radh aur birju kaka ate hai aur koel madam se radha bolti hai. Radha : koel madam aaj ghar ka sara kaam ho gaya hai aur birju chacha ko bhi samjha aur dikha diya hai ki kya karna hai konsi chij kahan pe hai aur baki sab kuch bhi.

Koel- thik hai radha ....

Birju kaka- toh koel beti hum abhi chalte hai. Kal waqt pe main ajaunga...

Radha- koel madam aap pareshan mat hona birju chacha hai na woh sab dekh lenge, waise koi aur jarurat ho toh aap birju chacha ko bata dena woh sab dekh lenge. thik hai madam tab mai chaliti hun.

Birju kaka- haan haan radha tu bhi pareshan mat hona main hun na. Koel beti ka main sab dekh lunga, aaj jaise dekha usse bhi jayada maan laga kar koel beti ki sab kuch dekhunga

(Birju kaka ne fir se double meaning me apni baat rakhi ) aur fir aise hi hasne laga...

Birju- radha tu ja bilkul bhi fikar math karna yahan ki jimedari ab meri hai. Ye bolke birju kaka apni kahi hui baat ko disha dene ki kosih karta hai.

Koel : haan haan radha tum jao main khud apni khyal rakh sakti hun aur wiase bhi ab birju kaka toh hai hi na.....

Aur fir birju kaka aur radha chalne lagti hai per fir birju kaka radha se bolta hai ki radha tu chal mai koel beti se kuch puchna bhul gaya hun bolke birju kaka wapas koel ki ghar pe wapas chal deta hai aur radha apne ghar chali jati hai.

Koel apne ghar pe baithe tv on ker ke dekh rahi hoti hai ki tabhi calling bell ki ganti bajti hai to koel sochti hai ab kon aya hoga. Koel jake darwaja kholti hai toh birju kaka ko dekh ke tori hairan hoti hai aur puchti hai.......

Koel- arey birju kaka aap yahan fir se, kya hua..?

Birju kaka- Arey koel beti hum toh chale gaye the per fir mujhe laga kit um ghar pe abhi akeli ho to jab tak sahib nahi ajate tab tak main yahi rukh jata hun.

Sahib ane se unse bhi mil lete.

Koel- oh so nice of u birju kaka...

Birju kaka- kya matlab koel beti....?

Koel- arey woh ki aap ki jimedari dekh ke mujhe bohot acha laga per apke sahib toh aaj wapas nahi anewale woh kuch kaam ke liye char panch dino ke liye Kolkata gaye hue hai. Unese toh aap ab panch dino ke badh hi mil sakenge..
Birju kaka( man men)- arey yeh Sali maal tab toh panch dino ke liye bilkul akeli rahegi mujhe jald se jald kuch sochna hoga isko pane ke liye)

Birju- arey nahi tab aap raat ko yahan akeli kaise rahe paogi. Kuch upar niche hua toh main sahib ko kya jawab dunga... aur sahib bhi kaise hai aap jaise itni khubsurat jawan biwi ko aise hi gaoun me chorke ke chale gaye... lagta hai une apki koi fikar hi nahi hai....

Koel : arey aisa kuch nahi hai une meri fikar hai per un per bhi site ki bohot bari jimedari hai na joki woh najar andaj nahi kar sakte. Aur isiliye apne office ke jaruri kaam ke liye woh kolkate gaye hai....

( per is tarah se birju kaka ke khene se koel ke man me bhi ek pal ke liye ye baat lagi ki Raj sach me mujhe aise gaoun me akele chaor ke kaise ja sakte hai...)

Birju kaka- per tab toh main aap ko aise kaise ghar pe yhunhi akele raat me rahne de sakta hun.. akele raat me aap jaisi jawan khubsurat ladki ka rahena bohot risky hai.. kuch sochna hoga tab toh mujhe... aise kaise....

Birju(man men)- arey jaldi se koi idea aye aise moka humesha nahi milta kisi ko aur waise bhi meri kismat aaj meherban hai mujh pe.. pahele toh koel Sali ki chikne moti gori gori masaldar jangho ki bharpur darshan hue aur ab pata chala Sali panch dino ke liye akeli rahegi... jaldi kuch soch harami....

Koel : arey birju kaka aap kyu itne pareshan horahe ho....

( man hi man koel ko ye acha laga ki birju kaka kitne jimedar hai.. per koel ko kya pata tha ki ki birju kaka ki ye uske prati jimedari nahi balki koel ke prati birjuka ki kaamwasna thi aur birju kaka apne kale bade lode se shahar ki hot young innocent housewife ko chodna chahta hai...)

Uder birju kaka ke maan me kai tarah ke idea ane lage the , per har idea me birju kaka sirf aur sirf koel ki chudai hi ker rahe the.. per kis tarah se koel ki chudai kare ye idea birju kaka ke dimag me ane ka naam tak nahi le raha tha..... Birju kaka ke liye ye ek ajeeb situation ban gaya tha , kyu ki birju kaka ko karna kya hai ye toh pata tha per usse kis tarah is kare ye pata nahi tha. Yani ki birju kaka ko koel ko chodna toh hai per kaise ye usse pata nahi tha. Per biru kaka ko itna pata tha ki koel bohot hi innocent kisim ki awrat hai aur usko koel ki is innocence ka fayeda uttha na hai.. per fir wahi pe ake baat rukh jati hai ki kaise??? Tabi koel birju kaka ko aise khare hoke kuch sochte hue dekh kar....

Koel : arey birju kaka aap khare hoke itna kya soch rahe ho??

Birju kaka- koel beti tumari tarah itni khubsurat sahar ki ladki aise raat ko akeli rahogi aur main bina kuch kiye aise hi chala jaun??

(birju kak jaan bujh ker double meaning me baat karta hai taki usko koel ki innocence ka level pata chale )

Birju kaka ki baat sun ke koel samajh nahi pati ki birju kaka asal me kya kahena chate hai...

Koel- kya matalab?? Birju kaka aap kya bol rehe ho main samjhi nahi ..????

Birju kaka- arey koel beti ghar pe tum akeli rahogi raat bhar ye kya koi majak hai. Security ke liye mujhe toh kuch intezam kerna hai na. Aise kaise intni khubsurat shahar ki pari likhi ladkhi ko raat me akele chod ke chala jaun.... sahib ake jab mujhse puchenge toh main sahib ko kya bataun, ki unki itni khubsurat jawan biwi gaoun me raat bhar ghar pe akeli thi fir bhi maine kuch bhi nahi kya... sahib toh mujh pe gusa honge na ki maine apni jimmedari nahi nibhai....

( Birju kaka jaan bujhker bar bar aise double meaning baat kar raha tha aur koel ki reaction ko dekh raha tha. Taki agey chalk e usko asani ho koel se thora or khul ke baat karne me taki koel ko bura ya gussa na lage balki koel ko aisa lage ki birju kaka aise hi baat karte hai... aur birju kaka ko koel ki fikar hai...

Per is bar birju kaka ke words sunne se koel ko thora uneasy feel hua...... hala ki koel ne baat ko galat angle se toh nahi liya tha jabki birju kaka ne galat angle se hi baat kahi thi jimmedari aur security ka naam leke ..... per koel ko woh galat nahi lagi kyuki waise toh koel shahar ki smart modern aur pari likhi ladki hai per koel man se bohot hi sweet (jaisi birju kaka jaise log ko sexy lagti hai ) simple sidhi sadi aur innocent type ki ladkhi hai , jise sab log apne hi tarah simple aur sidhe sade lagte hi...... )

Koel- birju kaka aap please her baat pe mujhe aise shahar ki padi likhi kubsurat jawan ladhki ya biwi mat boliye.. mujhe thora ajeeb sa lagta hai...

Birju kaka- arey koel beti tum ye kya bol rahi ho??? Tume bhala ye sab ajeeb kyu lag raha hai.. kya maine kuch galat bol diya hai???

Koel- nahi nahi birju kaka aisi baat nahi hai per fir bhi aap thora samjhiye na baat ko.....

koel ko toh us tarah se baat sunne me sharam aa rahi thi isliye koel ne aisa kaha per uder Birju kaka ko toh baat samajh me waise bhi arahi thi per birju kaka jaan bujhker anjan ban raha tha taki usko ye pata lage ki koel ki innocence ka kaise , kis tarah se aur kis hadh tak fayeda uthaya ja sakta hai....

Birju kaka- kya thora samjhu koel beti??? Main kuch samjha nahi...

Koel- aap jo wo khusurat jawan biwi ladki wegera wegera bol rahe hona wohi mujhe sunne se thora ajeeb lag raha hai. Isliye aap woh sab her baat pe mat boliye....

Birju kaka- suno koel beti mai jo bhi bol raha hun na woh sab sach hi bol raha hun.. chalo mai tumse kuch puchta hun tum uska jawab dena mujhe thik hai...?

Koel- kya ?

Birju kaka- tum shahar ki pari likhi ladki ho ?

Koel- haan hun

Birju kaka- tum kisi ki biwi ho?

Koel- haan main Raj ki biwi hun...

Birju kaka- kya Raj sahib ki jawan biwi hai?

Koel(haste huye)- aap bhi na birju kaka kya sab puch rahe ho...

Birju kaka- woh sab kuch nahi koel beti main job bhi puch raha hun uska sahi sahi aur kayde se jawab do...

Koel- acha birju kaka puchiye apke sawal....

koel ko gaoun me aane ke badh se ye paheli baar thi jab koi agey se chalke koel se baat kar raha tha jise koel ko bhi acha lag raha tha, isse pahele toh radha hi thi jisse koel khud hi baat karti thi aur radha uske jawab dene jaise baat karti thi kyu ki radha ghar ki kaam me hi jayada busy hoti thi .. aur jab radha baat karti thi toh radha ider uder ki hi jayada baat karti thi..

dusri taraf Raj jo ki apne kaam ko leke itna busy tha ki ghar pe wapas an eke badh bhi woh koel se jayadater kaam ke bare me hi baat karti thi.. per is baar kuch alag ho raha tha koel ke sath. Birju kaka koel ko koel ke bare mein hi jayada baat kar raha tha.. jise koel maan hi maan pasand kar rahi thi.. per birju kaka ke double meaning words se koel thori confussed ho rahi thi.. kyuki koel ko galat me bhi sahi angle dikha raha tha birju kaka. Aur khud birju kaka sahi baat ko bhi galat angle de ke bol ke koel ki tariff karte hue koel ki limits ka pata laga raha tha....

Birju kaka- kya Raj sahib ki jawan biwi hai?

Koel- fir se haste hue aur thora sharmati hue) haan Raj sahib ki jawan biwi hun...

Birju kaka- kya koel beti jawani se bharpur bohot khubsurat ladki hai?
Koel( fir se sharmati hue )- haan hai...

Birju kaka( baat ko jayada na kichte hue )- toh koel beti ab tum hi kaho ki maine kab aur kya galat bol diya jisse tum ko ajeeb lagne lagi meri baat???

Koel- thik hai birju kaka apne kuch galat nahi kaha bas aap mujhse paheli bar aaj hi mile hai aur fir aap jis tarah se meri har baat pe tariff ker rahe the toh mujhe usse thori sharam aarahi thi. Per aap bohot achi tarah se baat ko samjhate ho aur sambhalte bhi ho.. aur isliye ab mujhe apki bato se koi dikkat nahi hai....

Birju kaka(man me khush hote hue)- chalo is Sali koel randi ko patana jayada mushkil toh nahi hai , per sahi waqt ka intejar karna bohot jaruri hai, tabhi is koel randi ka maja le sakta hun...

Birju- thik hai koel beti jab tume meri baato se koi dikkat nahi hai toh mai humesha tumse aise hi baat karunga taki tum khush raho humesha...

uder bechari innocent koel ko kya pata tha ki jo birju kaka muh per toh baat baat pe usko koel beti bolta hai wohi birju kaka man hi man koel ko Sali Randi bolta hai..

Koel- thik hai birju kaka aap ko jaise baat karni hai aap waise hi mujhse baat karna... Fir dono haste hai aur fir.........

Birju kaka- per koel beti hasi majak toh bohot hui ab ye sochna hai ki raat ka kya kare...??

Koel- arey raat ka kya kare matlab .... kuch nahi main sambhal lungi aap ghar jao ab............

Birju kaka(man men)- kya kare ab. Agar main paheli bar hi kuch jayada hi gale par jaun koel randi ki, toh shayed koel randi kahi hatho se nikal na jaye. Aur jis tarahe se uppar wale ne mujhe ye mauka diya hai woh kahi mai aise hi barbadh na kar dun. Waise lagta toh hai ki thoda aur force karunga toh koel randi shayed meri baat maan le per usse bhi kya fayeda hoga mujhe.. kyuki ab tak toh mere dimaag me aisa kuch plan aya tak nahi jis se mai aaj hi koel randi ko chod saku. Toh kis baat pe main yahan rukhun aur bana banaya khel khud hi bigar dun.. waise bhi toh koel randi char panch dino ke liye akeli hi rahegi , aur iska pati bhi nahi hoga aur radha bhi nahi hogi.. toh kuch na kuch maouka toh mujhe jaroor milega is koel randi ke aur pas jane ke liye aur is koel randi ki madmast jawani ko bhogne ke liye... toh koel randi ke maan me mere liye jo bharosa banaya hai maine abtak baat chit karke usko na bighadte hue sab kuch waqt pe chordena hi sahi hoga.... waise bhi toh upper wala mujh per abhi maherban hua hi hai isilye toh aaj yahn aise khubsurat shahar ki innocent itni khubsurat ladkhi ye yahan kaam karne ka maouka hi nahi baliki pehele hi din aesi khubsurat ladkhi koel randi ki dilbhar ke nangi jangey bhi dekhne ka maouka bhi mil gaya... upperwala agey bhi aise hi maherbani jaroor karega mujhpe aur ye saili koel randi ki madmast jawani ko chakne ka maouka jaroor dega...

Koel- Arey birju kaka kya hua aapko phir se... aise chup chap khare hoke fir kya sochne lage aap?? Mujhe kuch problem nahi hogi.. aap ghar jao ab. Thik hai birju kaka...

Birju kaka- jaisi tumari marji koel beti... ab main tahera apka naukar hi na.. keol beti jaise bolegi mujhe toh waise hi karna hoga... thik hai main ghar jata hun.. koel beti tum apna diyan rakhna aur mera number de deta hun... agar koi dikkat hui toh mujhe phone karlena main ajaunga koel beti ki kidmat ke liye....

Koel- arey birju kaka aap aise bolke mujhe sharminda kar rahe ho... aisa kuch nahi hai.. aap nischint hoke ghar jao aur kal subah 10 am ko ajana thik hai.....

fir koel birju kaka ka phone number leleti hai aur birju kaka ko bhi apna number de deti hai....

Birju kaka- chalo tab koel beti main nikalta hun, tum ghar ka darwaja band kar do.. main kal subaha 10 baje kaam ke liye ajaunga thik hai....

Koel is per aur kuch bolti nahi hai bas haan me sar hilati hai aur udar birju kaka wapas jane se pahele koel beti ki yani ki birju kaka ki koel randi ki kubsurat sakal aur madmast jawani ko ek aur bar apne akhon se scan karta hai aur.....

Birju kaka(man men)- Sali koel randi short skirt me kya maal lag rahi hai....

Apna loda khud b khud tight krte hue aur aahe barte hue nikal jata hai. Koel bhi darwaja band kar ke ghar ke ander chali jati hai......

Idar birju kaka ke jate hi koel ghar ka darwaja band kar ke bedroom me jati hai fir bedroom me bane attached bathroom ke ander jati hai aur fresh hone lagti hai. Tabhi koel ki mobile phone ka ringtone bajne lagta hai... per koel ke muh pe face wash lage hone ke karan koel ringtone sunne ke badh bhi bathroom se bahar nahi ati...

shayed koel ko laga hoga ki kahi birju kaka ne hi to call nahi kiya... ab ye kisko pata ki koel ne kya socha hoga.. ye baat to sirf koel hi bol sakti hai...

jo bhi ho koel bathroom me muh ko dho hi rahi thi ki kuch der me fir se koel ki mobile phone ki ringtone bajne lagi.... koel towel se apne muh ko pochte hue bathroom se bahar ati hai aur apne mobile phone ki taraf barti hai aur mobile ko dressing table se uttha ke dekhti hai toh koel ko pata chalta hai ki uske husband raj ne call kiya hai. Koel call ko receive karti hai...

Koel- hello raj

Raj- tum busy ho ka koel

Koel- nahi toh, kyu?

Raj- maine isse pahele bhi ekbar call kiya tha per tumne call receive hi nahi kiya toh mujhe laga shayed tum busy ho...

Koel- arey raj nahi, aisa kuch nahi hai.. woh kya hai ki isse pahele tumne jab call kiya toh mai bathroom main thi.. aur mujhe laga shayed birju kaka ne call kiya hoga toh maine koi jalbaji nahi ki. Maine socha ki ek pahele freshen up hoti hun fir dekhti hun kisne call kiya. Per second time pe jab ringtone baji toh maine dekha ki tumne call kiya hai toh maine sath hi sath call receive ker liya...

Raj- birju kaka ne call.... matlab main samjha nahi... ab ye birju ka kon hai?? Pahele toh kabhi suna nahi ....

Koel- arey haan yaad aya.. last jab tumse phone pe baat hui thin a tab maine radha ke bare main kaha than a ki...

Raj- haan haan pata hai radha ke bare me ki woh nahi ayegi wagera wagera....

Koel- raj suno toh sahi pahel ki mai kya bol rahi hun...

Raj- sorry dear.. bolo

Koel- tab tume kaha tha na ki radha jab tak nahi rahegi tab tak ghar ke kaam ke liye radha ne kisi ko kaha hai... aur isse pahele ki main tume bolpati ki radha ne ghar ke kaam ke liye birju kaka ko kaha hai tab tak call disconnect hogai thi, maine do tin bar try kiya tha but ur number was out of reach. Ab samjhe ki birju kaka ka naam tumne pahele kyu nahi suna aur main pahele kyu bata nahi pai..

Raj- got it darling.. sorry actuall u know how much i’m busy with my work and achanak hi kaise mujhe Kolkata ke liye ana hua woh bhi tumse mile bina... i’m really sorry for that darling... hope u can understand my problem.. by the way i reached Kolkata safe and sound. But i’m worried about you. You are all alone there. Please manage it tomorrow i’ll send someone from the site to take care of you ok...

Koel- i understand your problem, so don’t worry about it.. and no need to send anyone from your construction site.. i can look after myself.. and above that you know this birju kaka is really knows his responsibilities.

Raj- by the way u said kaka.. he is an aged person???

Koel- oh yes he is an aged man, but i guess he can manage all the hosue work in radha’s absence...

Raj : humm sounds good.. anyway if you can make him understand to take care of our house at the night... even you too feel secure if some there at night..

Koel- arey baba don’t worry for dat.. waise bhi gaoun ke log shahar ke logo jaise nahi hai.. they all are very helpfull and harmless to everyone...

Raj : i know that but this time it is about 4 to 5 days when you have to stay there all alone so i’m bit worried about you..

Koel- don’t worry raj even birju kaka was worried too when he knew about this.. even he was ready to stay here at night so that i may feel safe and sound.. you know birju kaka told me that agar sahib ko pata chala ki koel beti ghar pe raat ko akeli thi aur birju kaka bina kuch kiye hi chala jayega toh sahib ane se bohot gussa honge?? ( hahahaha bolte huye koel hasti hai )

Raj- hold on what did he say bina kuch kiye hi... oh kehna kya chahta hai??

Koel- arey raj, in gaun ke logon ko kaise baat karna hai nahi pata... so better try to understand what they actually want to say....aur mujhe bhi laga ke birju kaka ko meri bohat fikar hai...

Raj- are you sure na, that he is really harmless and a decent person for doing your everyday house work.....

Koel- fikar mat karo. Tum jante ho na radha kaisi hai... usne hi birju kaka ka sujhaw diya tha kaam ke liye uske absence men...aur maine fir birju kaka se baat bhi ki, bohat ache insan hain o.. so don’t worry ok..

Raj- thik hai tum keh rahi ho toh, lekin apna khayal rakhna...

Koel : sure
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