Update 04
Main bike pe baitha aur maa ko pichhe baitha ke chal diya. Maa nahayi nahi thi aur maa ke badan se abhi bhi sex ki gandh aa rahi thi. Mera dil jor se dharak raha tha. Maa ko kya jawab dunga uske sawalo ka. Farm house se nikal ke aaghe badhta raha. Maa chup chap baithi thi kuch nahi bol rahi thi. 5 km jaane ke baad ek field dikha. Maa ne kaha ki feild me bike ko le lene. Main field me bike lagaya. Maa bike se utar ke baith gayi jamin pe aur mujhe bhi baithne ka ishara ki.
Maa - ( thoda gusse me ) tumko yaha padhne bheji aur tum yaha randibaji kar raha hai. Tumko sharam nahi aaya randibaji me liye mujh se paisa mangaya.
Anil - sorry mom. Dosto ne bday pe kiya tha.
Maa - Achha bday pe dosto ke sath randi ko chodna hai...nahi nahi tumko to maa chodni hai. Tu yaha padhai karta bhi hai ki nahi ?
Anil - ( sharam se kuch bol nahi pa raha tha ) padhta achhe se kar raha hoon mom.
Maa - aur ye kaise dost hai tere. Aise gande dost bana ke rakha hai. Unke sath randiyo ke pass jata hai.
Anil - nahi maa sab achhe hai dost mere. Ye to bas bday tha mera to sab aisa kiya.
Maa - achha par unki baato se to lag raha tha ki randiyo ko chodne me expert hai sab. Jhut mat bol. Bata week me kitne din jata hai randiyo ke pass.
Anil - ( mann me - maa dosti ki baat se jaan gayi hai. Jhut pakar hi legi ) 5 ya 6.
Maa - hey bhagwan. 7 me 6 din randiyo ke pass jata hai. Ab bata collage kitne din jata hai week me.
Anil - 5 din open hai collage maa. Paancho din hi jate hai. Kabhi bunk nahi karte. Sach maa pura mann se padhte hai hum sab. Collage me pata kar sakti hai.
Maa - wo to pata karungi hi. Par tum log randiyo ke pass kyo jate ho. Gf bana lete. Sab itne handsome ho. Ladki aaram se pat jayegi.
Anil - ( mooh se nikal gaya apne aap )maa unke kharche aur nakhre kaun uthayaga.
Maa - pura bigar gaya. Aur sab tere dosto ne bigara hai.
Anil - nahi maa mere sab dost achhe hai.
Maa - randiyo ke pass jane wale kab se achhe hone lage ?
Anil - ( kuch nahi bola thodi der ) chhoro na maa. Aap batao aap ye kya kar rahi hai. ( raat wali baat )
Maa - achha mai randi ka kaam kyo kar rahi hoon ye puchh raha hai. To sun teri ye padhai aur randibaji jo kar raha hai uska kharcha main randi ban ke intzaam kar rahi hoon. ( roni awaz me ) dekh beta mai tujhe padhane ke liye kya kya kar rahi hoon. Tune dekha na. Tu achhe se padhai kar beta taki tujhe achhi si naukri mile aur teri maa ko ye kaam na karna pade.
Anil - maa pakka main achhe se padhai kar raha hoon. Dekhna aap mujhe achhe marks aayenge aur achhi naukri bhi hogi mere pass.
Maa - thik hai beta teri baat pe biswas karti hoon. Par tu ye apne dosto ko chhor de. Achhe nahi hai wo.
Anil - maa meri baat pe biswas karo sab achhe dost hai mere.wo bhi bahut mehnat karte hai padhai me. Ha hum sab ki ek kamjori ban gayi hai nahi to hum sab koi galat kaam nahi karte. Main apne dosto ko nahi chhor sakta maa.
Maa - ( kuch der sochne ke baad ) thik hai phir tujhe ek kaam karna padega.
Anil - kya maa ?
Maa - tujhe apne dosto ko batana padega ki main teri maa hoon.
Anil - kya ?
Maa - ha batana padega aur mai unse milungi bhi.
Anil- ye aap kya bol rahi hai maa. Apne dosto ko kaise bata sakta hoon ye baat.
Maa - kyo nahi bata sakta. Tu bol raha hai achhe dost hai. Kya tujhe un pe bharosa hai ?
Anil - hai maa pura bharosa hai.
Maa - to unko bata ki mai teri maa hoon. Mere pass tum sab ke liye ek proposal bhi hai.
Anil - kaisa proposal maa ?
Maa - wo to sab ko ek sath bataungi.
Anil - sure maa aap ye karna chahti hai na ?
Maa - mai puri sure hoon. Tu hai to chal wapas.
Main maa ko wapas se bike pe baithata hoon aur wapas farmhouse pahuchte hai. Waha sab clean ho gaya tha aur sab ready the. Wapas hum dono ko dekh sab thode shocking hote hai.
Javed - kya anil aunty ko wapas le aaya ?
Sunil - kahi tera irada ek aur raat ka to nahi hai.
Javed - dekh bhai apne pass aur paise nahi hai. Aunty ko pahucha ke aa.
Anil - nahi ye baat nahi hai. Kisi aur baat ki wajah se wapas aaye hai. ( mujhe bahut sharam aa raha tha. Apne dosto ko milwane wala tha maa se jisko kal raat sab ne randi ki tarah choda hai )
Rahul - kya baat hai ?
Anil - dar asal mai tum log ko apni maa se milwana chahta hoon.
Javed - tunhari maa. Wo kaise aa gayi.
Aslam -saale pakra gaya tu.
Javed - are maine kaha tha sidhe chhor ke aana. Raste me kahi tu suru to nahi ho gaya tha.
Maa - saant ho jao sab. Tumhare dost ko uski maa ne kal raat ki pakar li thi.
Javed - kya. Kahi aap anil ki maa ko janti to nahi hai.
Maa - janti hoon. Achhe se janti hoon.
Javed - dhaat sab garbar ho gaya. Please aap batana nahi anil ki mom ko. Please.
Baki 3 bhi request karte hai nahi batane ko.
Maa - koi fyada nahi wo jaan gayi hai pehle hi. Batayi na kal raat ko hi.
Rahul -kaha hai anil ki mom ? ( wo bahar dekhne jata hai ) bahar to koi nahi hai.
Anil - maa samne hai.
Sunil - kaha ?
Maa - tum log dekh nahi raho ho kya. Main hi anil ki maa hoon. Iski sagi maa. ( sab ka mooh khula ka khula reh gaya )
Koi kuch nahi bol pa raha tha. Sab aankhe niche kiye hue the.
Maa - tum logo ko tunhare parents yaha padhne bhejte hai aur tum log randibaji karte ho. Sharam nahi aata maa baap ke paise is tarah barbad karte. Tum log ko pata bhi hai kitni mehnat lagti hai paisa kamane.
Aslam - ( barbarane wali awaz me ) aap ko dekhne ke baad jaan gaya hoon.
Maa - kya bol rahe ho. Jor se bolo .
Aslam - kuch nahi. Bas aise hi ...
Maa - lagta hai tumhare parents ko ye batana padega. Kal collage se tumhare parents ka no. Leti hoon aur unko batati hoon.
Javed - sorry aunty. Please aisa mat karna. Hum sab se galti ho gaya. Maaf kar dijiye.
Rahul - ha aunty please maaf kar dijiye.
Sunil - please aunty sorry.
Aslam - please.
Maa - thik hai ek shart pe maafi milegi.
Javed - ha boliye aunty ?
Maa - anil bata raha tha tum sab bhi padhne me achhe ho. Agar achhe se padhoge aur ye randibaji band kar doge to nahi bataungi tumhare parents ko. Promise karoge ?
Javed - ji aunty. Hum bahut achhe se padhenge. Par aunty main aapko jhutha promise nahi karna chahte hum. Humko aadat lag gayi hai chodne ki. Agar hum ye nahi karenge to hamara mann padhai me bhi nahi lagega. Aapko hum promise karte hai hum sab top karke dikhayenge.
Aslam - ha pakka top 10 me naam hoga hamara.
Rahul - ha par aadat chhorne me time lagega.
Maa - ( kuch sochte hue ) thik hai tumhari baato ko samajh rahi hoon par is tarah randi ke pass jana sahi nahi hai. Bimari lag sakti hai.
Aslam - hum suraksha hamesa pass rakhte hai.( saale ne pocket se condom nikal liya )
Javed - aunty jaisa rahul ne kaha time lagega hum kam kar denge.
Maa - dekho samajh rahi hoon. Par tum gf kyo nahi bana lete.
Javed - sorry aunty. Dekhiye gf ab wo kaam nahi kar sakti. Koi bhi ladki hume sidhe nahi wo karne degi. Patane me time lagega. Phir unke pichhe time do. Waha time denge to padhai nahi ho payegi phir.
Sunil - ha aunty gf ke pichhe aksar fail hote hai ladke. Hum fail nahi hona chahte.
Maa - thik hai. Kya iska dusra koi option hai sochti hoon phir baat karungi. Pehle main naha ke aati hoon.
Javed - ok aunty.
Maa nahane chali jati hai. Sab mujhe ghur ke dekhne lagte hai. Charo mere pass aa jate hai aur gher lete hai.
Aslam - harami saale bataya kyo nahi teri maa hai aunty.
Javed - madarchod raat ko hi bata sakta tha na jise book kiya wo teri maa hai.
Sunil - ya baad me hi bata deta. Hum kuch soch lete.
Rahul -abe saale raat me jab tu pel raha tha to tujhe to pata tha tu apni maa ko chod raha hai. Tu ruka kyo nahi.
Anil - behanchod kaise batata ? Aur kya batata ki mai apni maa ki chut me lund daal diya hoon. Raat ko kya halat thi saalo main hi janta hoon. Majburi me apni hi maa ki chut gaand ko choda.
Javed - tujhe to bada maza aa raha tha raat ko.
Aslam - sala kismat wala hai. Isko to sach me apni maa ko chodne ka mauka mil gaya.
Anil- randi ki aulad ek kaam karta hai kal raat teri ammi ko book karta hoon aur phir tu bhi lucky ho jayega.
Aslam - ha agar kar sakta hai to kar le. Meri ammi koi raand thode hai jo book ho jayegi.
Anil - madarchod khabardar jo meri maa ko randi bola.
Aslam - abe randi ko randi nahi to kya bolega maa ( ha ha ha )
Javed - ladna band karo. ( aslam ko ) saale tu apna mooh band rakh.agar aunty ne tere ghar pe bata diya na to tera baap teri kya halat karega pata hai na.
Aslam - sorry bhai.
Tabhi maa gayi naha ke. Maa bahut jaldi nahayi thi. Maa ne dress change kar liya tha.
Maa - thik hai ek baat batao raat me tum logo ko maza aaya tha.
Javed - aunty ab is baat ko yahi khatam karte ha na.
Maa - pehle batao to sahi.
Paancho - ha.
Maa - bazaru randi se jyada ya kam ?
Javed - jyada.
Sunil - bahut jyada.
Aslam - jyada.
Rahul - jyada hi.
Maa - Aur tumhe anil ?
Anil ( sab mujhe dekhne lage ) - maa aap ye kyo puchh rahi hai.
Maa - puchh wo to batao.
Anil - jyada.
Maa - dekho tum logo ko main randiyo ke pass jake zindgi barbad hone ki izzazat nahi de sakti. Isliye mera ek proposal hai.
Sab ek sath - kya ?
Maa - dekho tum paancho ne raat me mere sath maza kiya hi hai. Agar tum log randiyo ke pass nahi jaoge promise karte ho to tum logo ko mai mil sakti hoon.
Javed - matlab
Maa - matlab agar randi ke pass jana band kar do to tum sab mujhe chod sakte ho.
Anil - kya ? Maa aap kya bol rahi hai.
Maa - ha dekho randiyo ke badle mujhe chod sakte ho.
Javed - par aunty aap to dusre town me rahti hai. Hum yaha.aur anil kaise ? Aap to uski maa hai.
Anil - ha maa mai kaise ?
Maa - kal raat bhi main uski maa thi. Par usne kiya na. Ek baar chodo ya baar baar baat barabar hai. Waise bhi anil ko kal bahut maza aaya tha. Iska lund saaf bata raha tha. Ek baar tumne maa ki chut me lund daal diya.ab kitni baar dalo koi fark nahi padta. Ha ye hai ki main tum logo ko week me 2 hi raat milungi wo bhi is shart pe ki tum logo me se koi randi ke pass nahi jayega. Agar gaya to main sab ke parents ko bata dungi. Manjur hai.
Javed - dekho hamare pass koi option nahi hai aur aunty ka proposal achha hai.
Sab ek sath - ok aunty.
Maa - aise nahi. Sab mere sar pe hath rakh ke apni maa ki kasam khao nahi jaoge aaj se randi ke pass.
Sab ek sath maa ke sar pe hath rakh kr kasam khate hai ki aaj ke baad randi ke pass koi nahi jayega.
Uske baad maa sab ko ek ek kiss deti hai.
Maa - thik hai to main ja rahi hoon aur tum log padhne jao yaha se sidhe.
Maa chali jati hai taxi bula ke. Hum sab bike lekar room pe pahuchte hai.
Javed - saala ye to kaand ho gaya tha. Hum sab raat bhar anil ki maa ko chod rahe the.
Aslam - par jo hua wo achha hua. Apne sab ko bina paise ki randi mil gayi.
Anil-madarchod meri maa ko randi nahi mat bol warna teri gaand faad dunga.
Aslam - ab to bolne ka hak banta hai. Jab chodunga teri maa ko tab bolunga. Dekhna.
Rahul - anil rahne de yaar. Gussa mat ho. Aunty ne khud aisa proposal diya hai.
Sunil - ha yaar ye achha hi hua. Randi ko chodne me jitna maza nahi aata tha us se jyada maza anil tumhari maa ko chodne me aaya. Ab to tunhari maa ne khud kaha hai. Isliye gussa hona chhor de.
Aslam - madarchod tune to khud apni maa ko choda raat me aur hamare sath bhi chodega.
Javed - anil gussa mat ho. Hum dost hai. Hum sab me to ue chalta rahta hai. Hum bina chode rah nahi sakte aur ab to bahar kar nahi sakte to tumhari maa hi hamara sahara hai. Tumhari maa hum sab ki maa jaisi hai.
Saale sab maa ko gaali de rahe the aur mera luada sun ke pant me khada ho raha tha.
Javed - chal ab padhai karte. Ye sab baate raat me hongi.
Maa - ( thoda gusse me ) tumko yaha padhne bheji aur tum yaha randibaji kar raha hai. Tumko sharam nahi aaya randibaji me liye mujh se paisa mangaya.
Anil - sorry mom. Dosto ne bday pe kiya tha.
Maa - Achha bday pe dosto ke sath randi ko chodna hai...nahi nahi tumko to maa chodni hai. Tu yaha padhai karta bhi hai ki nahi ?
Anil - ( sharam se kuch bol nahi pa raha tha ) padhta achhe se kar raha hoon mom.
Maa - aur ye kaise dost hai tere. Aise gande dost bana ke rakha hai. Unke sath randiyo ke pass jata hai.
Anil - nahi maa sab achhe hai dost mere. Ye to bas bday tha mera to sab aisa kiya.
Maa - achha par unki baato se to lag raha tha ki randiyo ko chodne me expert hai sab. Jhut mat bol. Bata week me kitne din jata hai randiyo ke pass.
Anil - ( mann me - maa dosti ki baat se jaan gayi hai. Jhut pakar hi legi ) 5 ya 6.
Maa - hey bhagwan. 7 me 6 din randiyo ke pass jata hai. Ab bata collage kitne din jata hai week me.
Anil - 5 din open hai collage maa. Paancho din hi jate hai. Kabhi bunk nahi karte. Sach maa pura mann se padhte hai hum sab. Collage me pata kar sakti hai.
Maa - wo to pata karungi hi. Par tum log randiyo ke pass kyo jate ho. Gf bana lete. Sab itne handsome ho. Ladki aaram se pat jayegi.
Anil - ( mooh se nikal gaya apne aap )maa unke kharche aur nakhre kaun uthayaga.
Maa - pura bigar gaya. Aur sab tere dosto ne bigara hai.
Anil - nahi maa mere sab dost achhe hai.
Maa - randiyo ke pass jane wale kab se achhe hone lage ?
Anil - ( kuch nahi bola thodi der ) chhoro na maa. Aap batao aap ye kya kar rahi hai. ( raat wali baat )
Maa - achha mai randi ka kaam kyo kar rahi hoon ye puchh raha hai. To sun teri ye padhai aur randibaji jo kar raha hai uska kharcha main randi ban ke intzaam kar rahi hoon. ( roni awaz me ) dekh beta mai tujhe padhane ke liye kya kya kar rahi hoon. Tune dekha na. Tu achhe se padhai kar beta taki tujhe achhi si naukri mile aur teri maa ko ye kaam na karna pade.
Anil - maa pakka main achhe se padhai kar raha hoon. Dekhna aap mujhe achhe marks aayenge aur achhi naukri bhi hogi mere pass.
Maa - thik hai beta teri baat pe biswas karti hoon. Par tu ye apne dosto ko chhor de. Achhe nahi hai wo.
Anil - maa meri baat pe biswas karo sab achhe dost hai mere.wo bhi bahut mehnat karte hai padhai me. Ha hum sab ki ek kamjori ban gayi hai nahi to hum sab koi galat kaam nahi karte. Main apne dosto ko nahi chhor sakta maa.
Maa - ( kuch der sochne ke baad ) thik hai phir tujhe ek kaam karna padega.
Anil - kya maa ?
Maa - tujhe apne dosto ko batana padega ki main teri maa hoon.
Anil - kya ?
Maa - ha batana padega aur mai unse milungi bhi.
Anil- ye aap kya bol rahi hai maa. Apne dosto ko kaise bata sakta hoon ye baat.
Maa - kyo nahi bata sakta. Tu bol raha hai achhe dost hai. Kya tujhe un pe bharosa hai ?
Anil - hai maa pura bharosa hai.
Maa - to unko bata ki mai teri maa hoon. Mere pass tum sab ke liye ek proposal bhi hai.
Anil - kaisa proposal maa ?
Maa - wo to sab ko ek sath bataungi.
Anil - sure maa aap ye karna chahti hai na ?
Maa - mai puri sure hoon. Tu hai to chal wapas.
Main maa ko wapas se bike pe baithata hoon aur wapas farmhouse pahuchte hai. Waha sab clean ho gaya tha aur sab ready the. Wapas hum dono ko dekh sab thode shocking hote hai.
Javed - kya anil aunty ko wapas le aaya ?
Sunil - kahi tera irada ek aur raat ka to nahi hai.
Javed - dekh bhai apne pass aur paise nahi hai. Aunty ko pahucha ke aa.
Anil - nahi ye baat nahi hai. Kisi aur baat ki wajah se wapas aaye hai. ( mujhe bahut sharam aa raha tha. Apne dosto ko milwane wala tha maa se jisko kal raat sab ne randi ki tarah choda hai )
Rahul - kya baat hai ?
Anil - dar asal mai tum log ko apni maa se milwana chahta hoon.
Javed - tunhari maa. Wo kaise aa gayi.
Aslam -saale pakra gaya tu.
Javed - are maine kaha tha sidhe chhor ke aana. Raste me kahi tu suru to nahi ho gaya tha.
Maa - saant ho jao sab. Tumhare dost ko uski maa ne kal raat ki pakar li thi.
Javed - kya. Kahi aap anil ki maa ko janti to nahi hai.
Maa - janti hoon. Achhe se janti hoon.
Javed - dhaat sab garbar ho gaya. Please aap batana nahi anil ki mom ko. Please.
Baki 3 bhi request karte hai nahi batane ko.
Maa - koi fyada nahi wo jaan gayi hai pehle hi. Batayi na kal raat ko hi.
Rahul -kaha hai anil ki mom ? ( wo bahar dekhne jata hai ) bahar to koi nahi hai.
Anil - maa samne hai.
Sunil - kaha ?
Maa - tum log dekh nahi raho ho kya. Main hi anil ki maa hoon. Iski sagi maa. ( sab ka mooh khula ka khula reh gaya )
Koi kuch nahi bol pa raha tha. Sab aankhe niche kiye hue the.
Maa - tum logo ko tunhare parents yaha padhne bhejte hai aur tum log randibaji karte ho. Sharam nahi aata maa baap ke paise is tarah barbad karte. Tum log ko pata bhi hai kitni mehnat lagti hai paisa kamane.
Aslam - ( barbarane wali awaz me ) aap ko dekhne ke baad jaan gaya hoon.
Maa - kya bol rahe ho. Jor se bolo .
Aslam - kuch nahi. Bas aise hi ...
Maa - lagta hai tumhare parents ko ye batana padega. Kal collage se tumhare parents ka no. Leti hoon aur unko batati hoon.
Javed - sorry aunty. Please aisa mat karna. Hum sab se galti ho gaya. Maaf kar dijiye.
Rahul - ha aunty please maaf kar dijiye.
Sunil - please aunty sorry.
Aslam - please.
Maa - thik hai ek shart pe maafi milegi.
Javed - ha boliye aunty ?
Maa - anil bata raha tha tum sab bhi padhne me achhe ho. Agar achhe se padhoge aur ye randibaji band kar doge to nahi bataungi tumhare parents ko. Promise karoge ?
Javed - ji aunty. Hum bahut achhe se padhenge. Par aunty main aapko jhutha promise nahi karna chahte hum. Humko aadat lag gayi hai chodne ki. Agar hum ye nahi karenge to hamara mann padhai me bhi nahi lagega. Aapko hum promise karte hai hum sab top karke dikhayenge.
Aslam - ha pakka top 10 me naam hoga hamara.
Rahul - ha par aadat chhorne me time lagega.
Maa - ( kuch sochte hue ) thik hai tumhari baato ko samajh rahi hoon par is tarah randi ke pass jana sahi nahi hai. Bimari lag sakti hai.
Aslam - hum suraksha hamesa pass rakhte hai.( saale ne pocket se condom nikal liya )
Javed - aunty jaisa rahul ne kaha time lagega hum kam kar denge.
Maa - dekho samajh rahi hoon. Par tum gf kyo nahi bana lete.
Javed - sorry aunty. Dekhiye gf ab wo kaam nahi kar sakti. Koi bhi ladki hume sidhe nahi wo karne degi. Patane me time lagega. Phir unke pichhe time do. Waha time denge to padhai nahi ho payegi phir.
Sunil - ha aunty gf ke pichhe aksar fail hote hai ladke. Hum fail nahi hona chahte.
Maa - thik hai. Kya iska dusra koi option hai sochti hoon phir baat karungi. Pehle main naha ke aati hoon.
Javed - ok aunty.
Maa nahane chali jati hai. Sab mujhe ghur ke dekhne lagte hai. Charo mere pass aa jate hai aur gher lete hai.
Aslam - harami saale bataya kyo nahi teri maa hai aunty.
Javed - madarchod raat ko hi bata sakta tha na jise book kiya wo teri maa hai.
Sunil - ya baad me hi bata deta. Hum kuch soch lete.
Rahul -abe saale raat me jab tu pel raha tha to tujhe to pata tha tu apni maa ko chod raha hai. Tu ruka kyo nahi.
Anil - behanchod kaise batata ? Aur kya batata ki mai apni maa ki chut me lund daal diya hoon. Raat ko kya halat thi saalo main hi janta hoon. Majburi me apni hi maa ki chut gaand ko choda.
Javed - tujhe to bada maza aa raha tha raat ko.
Aslam - sala kismat wala hai. Isko to sach me apni maa ko chodne ka mauka mil gaya.
Anil- randi ki aulad ek kaam karta hai kal raat teri ammi ko book karta hoon aur phir tu bhi lucky ho jayega.
Aslam - ha agar kar sakta hai to kar le. Meri ammi koi raand thode hai jo book ho jayegi.
Anil - madarchod khabardar jo meri maa ko randi bola.
Aslam - abe randi ko randi nahi to kya bolega maa ( ha ha ha )
Javed - ladna band karo. ( aslam ko ) saale tu apna mooh band rakh.agar aunty ne tere ghar pe bata diya na to tera baap teri kya halat karega pata hai na.
Aslam - sorry bhai.
Tabhi maa gayi naha ke. Maa bahut jaldi nahayi thi. Maa ne dress change kar liya tha.
Maa - thik hai ek baat batao raat me tum logo ko maza aaya tha.
Javed - aunty ab is baat ko yahi khatam karte ha na.
Maa - pehle batao to sahi.
Paancho - ha.
Maa - bazaru randi se jyada ya kam ?
Javed - jyada.
Sunil - bahut jyada.
Aslam - jyada.
Rahul - jyada hi.
Maa - Aur tumhe anil ?
Anil ( sab mujhe dekhne lage ) - maa aap ye kyo puchh rahi hai.
Maa - puchh wo to batao.
Anil - jyada.
Maa - dekho tum logo ko main randiyo ke pass jake zindgi barbad hone ki izzazat nahi de sakti. Isliye mera ek proposal hai.
Sab ek sath - kya ?
Maa - dekho tum paancho ne raat me mere sath maza kiya hi hai. Agar tum log randiyo ke pass nahi jaoge promise karte ho to tum logo ko mai mil sakti hoon.
Javed - matlab
Maa - matlab agar randi ke pass jana band kar do to tum sab mujhe chod sakte ho.
Anil - kya ? Maa aap kya bol rahi hai.
Maa - ha dekho randiyo ke badle mujhe chod sakte ho.
Javed - par aunty aap to dusre town me rahti hai. Hum yaha.aur anil kaise ? Aap to uski maa hai.
Anil - ha maa mai kaise ?
Maa - kal raat bhi main uski maa thi. Par usne kiya na. Ek baar chodo ya baar baar baat barabar hai. Waise bhi anil ko kal bahut maza aaya tha. Iska lund saaf bata raha tha. Ek baar tumne maa ki chut me lund daal diya.ab kitni baar dalo koi fark nahi padta. Ha ye hai ki main tum logo ko week me 2 hi raat milungi wo bhi is shart pe ki tum logo me se koi randi ke pass nahi jayega. Agar gaya to main sab ke parents ko bata dungi. Manjur hai.
Javed - dekho hamare pass koi option nahi hai aur aunty ka proposal achha hai.
Sab ek sath - ok aunty.
Maa - aise nahi. Sab mere sar pe hath rakh ke apni maa ki kasam khao nahi jaoge aaj se randi ke pass.
Sab ek sath maa ke sar pe hath rakh kr kasam khate hai ki aaj ke baad randi ke pass koi nahi jayega.
Uske baad maa sab ko ek ek kiss deti hai.
Maa - thik hai to main ja rahi hoon aur tum log padhne jao yaha se sidhe.
Maa chali jati hai taxi bula ke. Hum sab bike lekar room pe pahuchte hai.
Javed - saala ye to kaand ho gaya tha. Hum sab raat bhar anil ki maa ko chod rahe the.
Aslam - par jo hua wo achha hua. Apne sab ko bina paise ki randi mil gayi.
Anil-madarchod meri maa ko randi nahi mat bol warna teri gaand faad dunga.
Aslam - ab to bolne ka hak banta hai. Jab chodunga teri maa ko tab bolunga. Dekhna.
Rahul - anil rahne de yaar. Gussa mat ho. Aunty ne khud aisa proposal diya hai.
Sunil - ha yaar ye achha hi hua. Randi ko chodne me jitna maza nahi aata tha us se jyada maza anil tumhari maa ko chodne me aaya. Ab to tunhari maa ne khud kaha hai. Isliye gussa hona chhor de.
Aslam - madarchod tune to khud apni maa ko choda raat me aur hamare sath bhi chodega.
Javed - anil gussa mat ho. Hum dost hai. Hum sab me to ue chalta rahta hai. Hum bina chode rah nahi sakte aur ab to bahar kar nahi sakte to tumhari maa hi hamara sahara hai. Tumhari maa hum sab ki maa jaisi hai.
Saale sab maa ko gaali de rahe the aur mera luada sun ke pant me khada ho raha tha.
Javed - chal ab padhai karte. Ye sab baate raat me hongi.
