Update 05
Hum sab ne to maa ko promise kar diya tha par raat hote hi hamara lauda paresan karne laga. Jinko daily randiyo ki chut me lund daal ke sone ki aadat ho wo unke lund kaha control me rahne wale hai. Raat ka khana khane ke baad sab baar baar apne laude ko boxer me masal rahe the. Harami aslam ne to had hi kar diya tha. Wo to lund ko bahar nikal ke hilane lagta.
Anil - abe madarchod laude ko andar rakh. Baar baar dikha kyo raha hai.
Aslam - saale ye chut khoj raha hai. Jab tak isko chut nahi milegi ye aise hi paresan karega. Teri maa ne bahar ka band karwa di to lauda ab teri maa ko khoj raha hai.
Anil - chup kar madarchod.
Rahul - ( apne laude ko masalte hue ) anil aslam sach bol raha hai bhai. Lauda ghusne ka jagah khoj raha hai. Bula na aunty ko.
Javed - aaj to aunty gayi hi hai wapas. Aaj kaise aa sakti hai bhadwo.
Aslam - par hum kya kare wo to batao javed bhai. Anil ki maa ne to apni whatt laga di na. Na bahar ja sakte hai aur na aunty khud hai yaha.
Anil - behanchod muth maar le.
Alsam - madarchod tu muth maar. Hum apna maal sirf chut aur gaand me hi pel ke nikalte hai. Ab to teri maa ki chut me hi nikalenge.
Anil - madarchod mooh band kar na.
Javed - Anil gussa mat ho yaar. Khud ka dekh. Tera lauda khud machal raha hai chut ke liye.
Sunil - kya baat hai javed bhai. Iska lauda apni maa ke liye machal raha hai.
Aslam - madarchod ko apni maa ko chodne me bahut maza aaya tha.
Anil - javed bhai is harami ka mooh band karao.
Aslam - abe madarchod apni maa ki kasam kha ke bol tujhe maza nahi aaya tha apni maa ko chodne me to mooh band kar lunga main.
Javed - ha anil bata tujhe kitna maza aaya apni maa ko chodne me. Sach bata. Hum tere dost hai.
Anil - ( sharam se laal ho gaya ) ab kya bataun javed bhai.
Sunil - are jo sach hai wo bata. Kitna maza aaya tujhe.
Anil - maza to bahut aaya. Itna pehle kabhi nahi aaya.
Javed - jab tu jaan gaya tha ki tune lauda apni maa ki chut me pel rakha hai tab kaisa ahsas hua. Bata ?
Anil - javed bhai sach bolu dimag keh raha tha nikal ke lund par dil mana hi nahi. Lauda to mera itna garam ho gaya tha ye janane ke baad ki nas fat na jaye aisa ho gaya tha.
Javed - ek kaam kar aunty ko phone laga.
Anil - Kyo ?
Javed - kyo kya. Hamara lauda aise sone nahi dega. Baat karke ye janana hai kab aayegi.
Anil - kya sach me tum log meri maa ko chodoge ?
Rahul - abe saale teri maa ko wada diya hai kisi randi ke pass nahi jayenge. Teri maa ne to khud kaha hai wo hume chodne degi.
Sunil - dekh anil ab sochna chhod hum teri maa ko chodenge. Hamare liye teri maa ek randi ki tarah hai jise hum chodenge.
Javed - sahi keh raha hai. Ab aunty hi hamari randi hai aur wo hi hamare laude ko saant kiya karengi. ( javed mere laude ko pakar ke ) tu khud bhi to mara ja raha hai apni maa ko wapas se chodne ke liye.
Javed sahi bol raha tha. Mera lauda sala tana hua tha jab aslam maa ki baat bolna suru kiya tabhi se. Sach to ye hai maa gayi hai tabhi se mere dimag se sirf maa ki gaand chuchi yahi sab ghum raha hai. Khud maa ko chodne ke liye bechain tha. Ab hum ko chodne ke liye ek maa hi hai kyoki maa ne khud hume wada karwaya hai agar hum kisi randi ke pass nahi jayenge to wo hume chodne degi. Hum sab hi halat aisi thi ki hum sab ko bina chode neend nahi aane wali thi. Isliye himmat karke maa ko phone lagaya.
Maa - hello.
Anil - ha maa. Ghar pahuch gayi.
Maa - ghar to din me hi pahuch gayi thi. Tu abhi puchh raha hai.
Anil - ha wo din me phone karna bhul gaya.
Maa - bhul gaya ya abhi tujhe meri yaad aayi isliye phone kiya.( main kuch nahi bola ) bata kya baat hai.
Anil - mere dosto ne kaha phone lagane.
Maa - achha tere dost ko teri maa yaad aa rahi hai isliye phone kiya.
Anil - ha.
Maa - sirf tere dosto ko. Tujhe nahi. ( main dubara kuch nahi bola ) rahne de sab jaan gayi hoon. Jab tujhe pata chala tha main hoon jise tu chod raha tha tab tera lauda kitna akar gaya tha sab ahsas hua tha. Mujhe nahi pata tha mere bete ka lauda mere liye aise khada hoga.
Main phone javed bhai ko diya ki baat karo par javed bhai ne mana kar diya. Maine rahul aur sunil ko bhi diya par unhone bhi mana kar diya. Main aslam ko dena nahi chahta tha par usne bhi khud hi mana kar diya aur sab ne bola mujhe hi baat karne.
Anil - javed bhai aap log baat kyo nahi kar rahe hai. Baat karo aap.
Javed - nahi tum hi baat karo aur aane bolo aunty ko.
Maa - kya hua baat ho gayi. Rakh doon phone.
Anil - nahi maa baki hai baat.
Maa - to bol ?
Anil - maa aap to janti hai sab ko aadat lagi hui hai. Sab aapko yaha aane bol rahe hai.
Maa - kyo ?
Anil - aap to janti hai.
Maa - par tu bata.( maa mere sath masti kar rahi thi ) bol tere dost kyo bula rahe hai.
Anil -( himmat karke ) aapko chodne ke liye.
Maa - achha to tu mujhe bula raha hai taki tu apne dosto ke sath mujhe chode.
Anil -( besharmi se ) ha
Maa - bahut kharab ho gaya hai tu. Par abhi to nahi aa sakti na. Apne dosto ko bol muth maar ke so jaye. Kal aaungi.
Anil - maa yaha koi muth nahi marta hai.
Maa - koi nahi ?
Anil - koi nahi.
Maa - chalo ye baat achhi lagi mujhe. Par sab ko samajhao aaj so jaye. Kal sab ki raat rangeen karne teri maa aayegi.
Anil - ok maa. ( phone rakh diya )
Aslam - kya hua?
Anil - maa kal aayegi.
Javed - to chalo sab so jao.
Tabhi aslam apne boxer aur underwear nikal ke pura nanga ho gaya aur bed pe let gaya. Uska dekha dekhi javed rahul aur sunil bhi nange hoke let gaye. Maine bhi boxer nikal diya aur sirf underwear me let gaya. Par kisi ko neend aa nahi rahi thi.
Anil - abe madarchod laude ko andar rakh. Baar baar dikha kyo raha hai.
Aslam - saale ye chut khoj raha hai. Jab tak isko chut nahi milegi ye aise hi paresan karega. Teri maa ne bahar ka band karwa di to lauda ab teri maa ko khoj raha hai.
Anil - chup kar madarchod.
Rahul - ( apne laude ko masalte hue ) anil aslam sach bol raha hai bhai. Lauda ghusne ka jagah khoj raha hai. Bula na aunty ko.
Javed - aaj to aunty gayi hi hai wapas. Aaj kaise aa sakti hai bhadwo.
Aslam - par hum kya kare wo to batao javed bhai. Anil ki maa ne to apni whatt laga di na. Na bahar ja sakte hai aur na aunty khud hai yaha.
Anil - behanchod muth maar le.
Alsam - madarchod tu muth maar. Hum apna maal sirf chut aur gaand me hi pel ke nikalte hai. Ab to teri maa ki chut me hi nikalenge.
Anil - madarchod mooh band kar na.
Javed - Anil gussa mat ho yaar. Khud ka dekh. Tera lauda khud machal raha hai chut ke liye.
Sunil - kya baat hai javed bhai. Iska lauda apni maa ke liye machal raha hai.
Aslam - madarchod ko apni maa ko chodne me bahut maza aaya tha.
Anil - javed bhai is harami ka mooh band karao.
Aslam - abe madarchod apni maa ki kasam kha ke bol tujhe maza nahi aaya tha apni maa ko chodne me to mooh band kar lunga main.
Javed - ha anil bata tujhe kitna maza aaya apni maa ko chodne me. Sach bata. Hum tere dost hai.
Anil - ( sharam se laal ho gaya ) ab kya bataun javed bhai.
Sunil - are jo sach hai wo bata. Kitna maza aaya tujhe.
Anil - maza to bahut aaya. Itna pehle kabhi nahi aaya.
Javed - jab tu jaan gaya tha ki tune lauda apni maa ki chut me pel rakha hai tab kaisa ahsas hua. Bata ?
Anil - javed bhai sach bolu dimag keh raha tha nikal ke lund par dil mana hi nahi. Lauda to mera itna garam ho gaya tha ye janane ke baad ki nas fat na jaye aisa ho gaya tha.
Javed - ek kaam kar aunty ko phone laga.
Anil - Kyo ?
Javed - kyo kya. Hamara lauda aise sone nahi dega. Baat karke ye janana hai kab aayegi.
Anil - kya sach me tum log meri maa ko chodoge ?
Rahul - abe saale teri maa ko wada diya hai kisi randi ke pass nahi jayenge. Teri maa ne to khud kaha hai wo hume chodne degi.
Sunil - dekh anil ab sochna chhod hum teri maa ko chodenge. Hamare liye teri maa ek randi ki tarah hai jise hum chodenge.
Javed - sahi keh raha hai. Ab aunty hi hamari randi hai aur wo hi hamare laude ko saant kiya karengi. ( javed mere laude ko pakar ke ) tu khud bhi to mara ja raha hai apni maa ko wapas se chodne ke liye.
Javed sahi bol raha tha. Mera lauda sala tana hua tha jab aslam maa ki baat bolna suru kiya tabhi se. Sach to ye hai maa gayi hai tabhi se mere dimag se sirf maa ki gaand chuchi yahi sab ghum raha hai. Khud maa ko chodne ke liye bechain tha. Ab hum ko chodne ke liye ek maa hi hai kyoki maa ne khud hume wada karwaya hai agar hum kisi randi ke pass nahi jayenge to wo hume chodne degi. Hum sab hi halat aisi thi ki hum sab ko bina chode neend nahi aane wali thi. Isliye himmat karke maa ko phone lagaya.
Maa - hello.
Anil - ha maa. Ghar pahuch gayi.
Maa - ghar to din me hi pahuch gayi thi. Tu abhi puchh raha hai.
Anil - ha wo din me phone karna bhul gaya.
Maa - bhul gaya ya abhi tujhe meri yaad aayi isliye phone kiya.( main kuch nahi bola ) bata kya baat hai.
Anil - mere dosto ne kaha phone lagane.
Maa - achha tere dost ko teri maa yaad aa rahi hai isliye phone kiya.
Anil - ha.
Maa - sirf tere dosto ko. Tujhe nahi. ( main dubara kuch nahi bola ) rahne de sab jaan gayi hoon. Jab tujhe pata chala tha main hoon jise tu chod raha tha tab tera lauda kitna akar gaya tha sab ahsas hua tha. Mujhe nahi pata tha mere bete ka lauda mere liye aise khada hoga.
Main phone javed bhai ko diya ki baat karo par javed bhai ne mana kar diya. Maine rahul aur sunil ko bhi diya par unhone bhi mana kar diya. Main aslam ko dena nahi chahta tha par usne bhi khud hi mana kar diya aur sab ne bola mujhe hi baat karne.
Anil - javed bhai aap log baat kyo nahi kar rahe hai. Baat karo aap.
Javed - nahi tum hi baat karo aur aane bolo aunty ko.
Maa - kya hua baat ho gayi. Rakh doon phone.
Anil - nahi maa baki hai baat.
Maa - to bol ?
Anil - maa aap to janti hai sab ko aadat lagi hui hai. Sab aapko yaha aane bol rahe hai.
Maa - kyo ?
Anil - aap to janti hai.
Maa - par tu bata.( maa mere sath masti kar rahi thi ) bol tere dost kyo bula rahe hai.
Anil -( himmat karke ) aapko chodne ke liye.
Maa - achha to tu mujhe bula raha hai taki tu apne dosto ke sath mujhe chode.
Anil -( besharmi se ) ha
Maa - bahut kharab ho gaya hai tu. Par abhi to nahi aa sakti na. Apne dosto ko bol muth maar ke so jaye. Kal aaungi.
Anil - maa yaha koi muth nahi marta hai.
Maa - koi nahi ?
Anil - koi nahi.
Maa - chalo ye baat achhi lagi mujhe. Par sab ko samajhao aaj so jaye. Kal sab ki raat rangeen karne teri maa aayegi.
Anil - ok maa. ( phone rakh diya )
Aslam - kya hua?
Anil - maa kal aayegi.
Javed - to chalo sab so jao.
Tabhi aslam apne boxer aur underwear nikal ke pura nanga ho gaya aur bed pe let gaya. Uska dekha dekhi javed rahul aur sunil bhi nange hoke let gaye. Maine bhi boxer nikal diya aur sirf underwear me let gaya. Par kisi ko neend aa nahi rahi thi.
