Update 06
Raat me so raha tha par mera lauda sone ko taiyar hi nahi tha. Mera lauda mere underwear ko faad ke bahar nikalne ko betab tha. Idhar mere sapne me maa apni dono taang faila ke chut offer karke bula rahi hai aur main ja raha hoon maa ke pass par pahuch hi nahi pa raha hoon. Kitna bhi daur ke maa ke pass ja raha hoon to maa ki chut dur hi reh rahi hai mujh se. Mai paresan ho gaya par maa ki chut ke pass pahuch nahi paya. Itne me pichhe mujhe kuch touch hone ka ahsas hua to meri neend tut gayi aur mujhe samajh bhi aa gaya ki main sapna dekh raha tha. Maine hath pichhe karke jo touch ho raha tha usko pakra to wo lund tha. Main ghum ke dekha to sala rahul ka mota lund tha jo wo meri gaand me ragar raha tha sath hi kuch bad bada raha tha. Kuch samajh to nahi aaya kya bad bada raha tha par ek naam clear samajh aa raha tha. Wo sala rahul meri maa sushma ka naam le raha tha.
Mujhe gussa aaya sala meri maa ka naam lekar apna lauda meri hi gaand pe ragar raha tha Rahul. Mann to kiya saale ko ek laat lagaun par phir socha sala main khud apni maa ki chut ke pichhe daud raha tha to ye to sirf dost hai mere. Maine dusro ko dekha to harami aslam apna lauda sunil ke laude se ragar raha tha. Ho sakta hai wo harami sapne me meri maa ko chod raha ho. Par mujhe ab se gussa nahi lag raha tha kyoki mere dosto ne sach me meri maa ko chod liya tha. Main khud bhi chod chuka tha maa ko. Ab sapne me chode kya fark padta hai. Javed bhai ka lund hawa me kisi taar ke ped ki tarah khada tha. Main apna lauda masle ja raha tha par saant hone ka naam hi nahi le raha tha. Mera kya sab ka yahi haal tha sab ko aurat ki jarurat thi par wada karke sab fase hue the isliye jaise taise so rahe the.
Anil ( mann me ) main in sab se dur hatke sota hoon. Koi thik nahi chut mil nahi rahi saale kahi gaand me ghusane ki kosis na suru kar de.
Main hat ke apne dosto se sone ki kosis karne laga par neend aa hi nahi rahi thi. Phir maa ke bare me sochne laga. Maa ki badi badi gaand unke mote mote doodh kitni mast hai ye sab sochte hue aadha-ek ghanta baad neend aayi aur so gaya. Subah meri neend tab khuli jab sunil ne mere upar pani daal diya. Main had bada ke uth ke baith gaya.
Anil - abe behanchod ye kya kiya. Pura bhinga diya. ( maine aankh khol ke dekha subah hi thi. Jyada se jyada 6 baje honge. To itni subah utha ke liye saale ne mere upar pani kyo dala ye soch ke gussa aa raha tha )
Sunil - madarchod hamari neend haram karke khud chain se so raha tha.
ab puri tarah uth chuka tha. Sab wahi khade the nange aur sab ke lund khade the. Main to darr gaya ye saale sab kya karna chahte hai.
Aslam - madarchod ne muth maar hoga isliye chain se so raha hai aur yaha hamara lauda hume sone nahi de raha hai.
Anil - saale harami main koyi muth nahi mara hai aur na hi chain se soya. Wo to badi muskil se subah me thodi neend aayi.
Javed - chal uth ja yaar. Raat bhar neend nahi aaya aur tumko soya dekh sab gussa ho gaye. Hum sab dost hai. Ek paresan to sab paresan ek khush to sab khush. Ab dekh haamre lund ne kitna paresan kar rakha hai. Iska kuch to intzaam karna padega. Aur bura mat manana ab tumhari maa hi hamare laude ko saant karne ka jariya bachi hai.
Rahul - ha yaar javed bhai sahi bol rahe hai. Dekh ab bura manane ka banta nahi hai. Teri maa hamari maa jaisi hai par hum bina chode rah nahi sakte hai aur aunty ne kasam dekar kahi aur jane se mana kar diya hai. Agar meri maa bhi hoti to bhi hum sab chodte.
Aslam - ha meri ammi bhi maan gayi hoti to sab se chudwata. Ammi kasam. Main to khush hota
Anil -( dosto ki baat sahi lag rahi thi ) thik hai madarchod to maine kaha mana kiya hai meri maa chodne se. Maa to aaj aa hi rahi hai chod lena. (Aslam ko ) Madarchod jaldi se teri maa ko pata ke chodunga tab dekhunga tera chehra kitna khush hota hai.
Aslam - ha dekh lena. Khud pakarunga ammi ke pair tere laude ke liye. Khush.
Anil - wo waqt aane de beta.
Rahul - Aunty kab aayegi ?
Anil - maa raat tak aa hi jayegi.
Rahul - Raat tak... sala ye lauda tab tak maanega. Bahut bechain hai mera lund.
Anil - wo mujhe pata hai kitna bechain hai ( mann me - raat ko meri hi gaand pe ragar raha tha lund )
Rahul - kya bola ?
Anil - kuch nahi. Raat tak apne lund ko samjha kaise bhi.
Javed - to tu bhi aa ja nahane. ( charo ek sath bathroom me nahane ghus rahe the )
Anil - nahi tum log nahao. Mujhe to pehle hi nahla diya hai.
Charo nahane ghus gaye. Hum dosto me ye common baat thi ek sath nange nahana. Mera mann khud bhi maa ke liye tadap raha tha. Socha kyo na maa ko khud hi phone laga ke puchh loon kitne baje tak aayegi. Maine phone me no. Nikala aur dail karne hi wala tha Par socha itni subah maa ko phone karunga to maa kya sochegi ki kitna bada madarchod hoon jo subah subah hi apni maa ko chodne ke liye mara ja raha hai ye soch ke maa ko phone nahi kiya. Dosto ke nahane ke baad main bhi nahaya. Nasta karne ke baad hum sab collage jane ke liye ready to ho gaye par kisi ka mann nahi tha collage jane ka. Sab baar baar apne lund ko pakar ke masal dete.
Aslam - Bhai collage jane ka bilkul mann nahi ho raha hai.
Rahul - mera bhi. Aisa karte hai aaj collage nahi jate hai.
Javed - abe saalo kya bol rahe ho. Collage nahi jana hai. Tum log ka dimag to thik hai.
Sunil - bhai dimag to thik hai par lauda thik nahi hai. Jab tak ye thik nahi hoga tab tak kuch thik nahi hoga.
Javed - abe madarchodo apne laude ko control karo aur chalo collage. Collage bunk karna thik nahi hai.
Anil - javed bhai ye saale sab meri maa ko chodne ke liye mare ja rahe hai. ( mann me - main khud mara ja raha hoon maa ko chodne ke liye par din to kaise bhi bitana hai )
Javed - par us se kya hoga. Inhe tumhari maa collage nahi jane se thode mil jayegi. Aunty to raat ko hi milegi.
Aslam - ho sakta hai sushma din me hi aa jaye.
Anil - ( aslam ki baat sun mera para chadh gaya ) abe saale meri maa ko naam se bula raha hai. Behanchod wo meri maa hai tamiz se bol warna teri maa chod dunga madarchod.
Aslam - kya hua naam se bulaya to. Main to apni ammi ko bhi naam se bulata hoon.
Anil - madarchod to apni maa ko hi naam se bulaya kar meri maa ko nahi.
Aslam - itna badhak kyo raha hai. Jis ko hum chodne wale hai usko naam se bulaya to. Tumhari maa ke samne bhi sushma hi bolunga. Agar teri maa ko bura laga to nahi bolunga warna main to sushma ya sushma darling hi bolne wala hoon.
Javed - saant ho jao tum. Aslam tu apne aap ko kabu me rakh aur anil tu yaar itna gussa kyo hota hai. Hamare dil me teri maa ke liye tere jitna hi pyar hai. Aslam saale tujhe bada sauk hai naam se bulana ka to ab teri ammi ko hum sab ruksana darling keh ke bolenge chaega tujhe.
Javed ki baat sun aslam ka chehra dekhne layak tha.
Anil - ya randi ruksana bolte hai javed bhai.
Aslam ( gusse me ) to main bhi sushma raand bolunga teri maa ko.
Anil ( mann me - waise bhi ye saale meri maa ko chod chuke hai aur chodne wale hi hai to kya fark padta hai agar maa ko randi bole to par inki maa to sarif hai jisko raand bolne me maza aayega ) mujhe manjur hai.
Sunil - ye kya hai saalo maa ko randi banane ka race laga rahe ho. Ek ki maa randi bani to kya sab ki maa ko randi banaoge.
Anil - abe saale agar apni maa ki itni hi izzat hai to meri maa ko chodne ke liye itna pagal kyo bana hua hai.
Sunil - ab teri maa chiz hi aisi hai. Nasha ho gaya hai teri maa ka ek baar me hi. Teri maa chodne ke liye apni maa bhi chudwa sakta hoon.
Rahul - pehle anil ki maa ka to maza lene do.ha ha ha.
Javed - saala maa chodne se maa chudwane ka race suru ho gaya hai. Tum log ko collage jana hai ya nahi.
Aslam - hum logo ko nahi jana hai. ( Rahul sunil ha milate hai aslam ki )
Anil - main jaunga. Aur saalo jab maa ko pata chalega na ki tum logo ne collage bunk kiya hai maa chut to kya apni mut bhi nahi pilayegi tum logo ko. Meri maa ko aise log bilkul nahi pasand jo apni baat pe kayam na rah pata ho.
Javed - Anil sahi bol raha hai aunty ko pata chala to wapas bhi ja sakti hai aur waise bhi collage jaoge to waha samay kat jayega pata bhi nahi chalega.
Hamari baat sun baki sab ke hosh thikane aaye aur wo log bhi ready hoke collage hamare sath chal diye. Din bhar jaise taise hum ne collage me nikala. Collage me kisi bhi mature lady teacher ko dekhta to maa us me dikhati. Baki sab ka bhi yahi haal tha. Kisi na kisi lady se meri maa ki gaand to boobs ka compare karte. Is chakkar me unke laude khade hi rah rahe the collage me. Saam ko hum collage se nikal ke room pe wapas aaye.
Javed - kisi ko nahana hai ?
Anil - ha main bhi naha ke fresh hona chahta hoon.
Javed - to chalo aa jao.
Javed bhai nange ho gaye aur main bhi aur sath me nahane ghusa ki baki tino bhi nange hoke ghus gaye. Hum sab ek sath nahane lage. Hum paanch hi rahte the to aksar hum gate band nahi karte the kyoki bahut kam hi hum se milne koi aata tha. Bina kisi fikar ke naha rahe the tabhi room me kisi ke aane ki aahat hui. Hamara dimag thanka ki hum ne gate khula rakha hai aur kaun aa gaya. Aslam bahar ki taraf bhag hi raha tha ki javed bhai ne pakar liya.
Aslam - bhai jane do jiska pura din intzaar raha wo aa gayi. Apni sushma darling aa gayi.
Rahul sunil - ha anil ki maa hi hogi.
Javed - ho sakta hai par agar koi aur hui to. Ek baar chip ke dekh pehle sushma aunty hui to thik warna apni lag jayegi. Andar kuch bhi nahi hai ki koi bhi bahar ja sake.
Javed ki baat sun tino saalo ko thoda dar laga. Main nischint tha. Mere ghar se to maa hi aa sakti hai aur hum sab to unhi ka intzaar kar rahe hai baki kisi ke family se koi hua to uski lag gayi aaj. Aslam ne chup ke dekha to koi aurat thi meri maa jaisi hi par aslam confirm nahi ho paya ki meri hi hai.
Aslam - ye anil ki maa hi lag rahi hai.
Javed - Lag rahi hai kya matlab ?
Aslam - chehra nahi dikh raha hai. Dusre taraf mooh karke khadi hai.
Javed - to ja bahar dekh kaun hai.
Aslam - main nahi jane wala. ( wo darr ke pichhe aa gaya )
Javed - abhi to bhaga ja raha tha.
Aslam - tab koi aur bhi ho sakti hai pata nahi tha. Aap ne hi dara diya. Ab nahi jaunga.
Sunil - to pata kaise chale kaun hai.
Javed - Anil tu ja bahar. Hum sab idhar hi chupe rahte hai.
Anil - main kyo ?
Sunil - are tujhe kya darr hai. Agar teri maa hogi to koi dikkat hi nahi hai. Agar koi aur bhi hui to tujhe kya problem hai. Teri maa to waise bhi sab janti hai.
Anil - agar teri maa hui to ?
Sunil - to chod lena .
Anil - sach me.
Sunil - abe ha. Ab ja dekh agar teri kaa hai to bolna aur agar koi aur hui to bahar bhejna.
Anil - ok.
Main bahar nikla nange lund hilata hua. Unki baat sahi thi mujhe kis baat ka darr. Mere bahar nikalte hi wo aurat mere taraf mudi aur usko dekh meri aankhe fati ki fati rah gaya.main nange hi khade khade dekhta raha.
Mujhe gussa aaya sala meri maa ka naam lekar apna lauda meri hi gaand pe ragar raha tha Rahul. Mann to kiya saale ko ek laat lagaun par phir socha sala main khud apni maa ki chut ke pichhe daud raha tha to ye to sirf dost hai mere. Maine dusro ko dekha to harami aslam apna lauda sunil ke laude se ragar raha tha. Ho sakta hai wo harami sapne me meri maa ko chod raha ho. Par mujhe ab se gussa nahi lag raha tha kyoki mere dosto ne sach me meri maa ko chod liya tha. Main khud bhi chod chuka tha maa ko. Ab sapne me chode kya fark padta hai. Javed bhai ka lund hawa me kisi taar ke ped ki tarah khada tha. Main apna lauda masle ja raha tha par saant hone ka naam hi nahi le raha tha. Mera kya sab ka yahi haal tha sab ko aurat ki jarurat thi par wada karke sab fase hue the isliye jaise taise so rahe the.
Anil ( mann me ) main in sab se dur hatke sota hoon. Koi thik nahi chut mil nahi rahi saale kahi gaand me ghusane ki kosis na suru kar de.
Main hat ke apne dosto se sone ki kosis karne laga par neend aa hi nahi rahi thi. Phir maa ke bare me sochne laga. Maa ki badi badi gaand unke mote mote doodh kitni mast hai ye sab sochte hue aadha-ek ghanta baad neend aayi aur so gaya. Subah meri neend tab khuli jab sunil ne mere upar pani daal diya. Main had bada ke uth ke baith gaya.
Anil - abe behanchod ye kya kiya. Pura bhinga diya. ( maine aankh khol ke dekha subah hi thi. Jyada se jyada 6 baje honge. To itni subah utha ke liye saale ne mere upar pani kyo dala ye soch ke gussa aa raha tha )
Sunil - madarchod hamari neend haram karke khud chain se so raha tha.
ab puri tarah uth chuka tha. Sab wahi khade the nange aur sab ke lund khade the. Main to darr gaya ye saale sab kya karna chahte hai.
Aslam - madarchod ne muth maar hoga isliye chain se so raha hai aur yaha hamara lauda hume sone nahi de raha hai.
Anil - saale harami main koyi muth nahi mara hai aur na hi chain se soya. Wo to badi muskil se subah me thodi neend aayi.
Javed - chal uth ja yaar. Raat bhar neend nahi aaya aur tumko soya dekh sab gussa ho gaye. Hum sab dost hai. Ek paresan to sab paresan ek khush to sab khush. Ab dekh haamre lund ne kitna paresan kar rakha hai. Iska kuch to intzaam karna padega. Aur bura mat manana ab tumhari maa hi hamare laude ko saant karne ka jariya bachi hai.
Rahul - ha yaar javed bhai sahi bol rahe hai. Dekh ab bura manane ka banta nahi hai. Teri maa hamari maa jaisi hai par hum bina chode rah nahi sakte hai aur aunty ne kasam dekar kahi aur jane se mana kar diya hai. Agar meri maa bhi hoti to bhi hum sab chodte.
Aslam - ha meri ammi bhi maan gayi hoti to sab se chudwata. Ammi kasam. Main to khush hota
Anil -( dosto ki baat sahi lag rahi thi ) thik hai madarchod to maine kaha mana kiya hai meri maa chodne se. Maa to aaj aa hi rahi hai chod lena. (Aslam ko ) Madarchod jaldi se teri maa ko pata ke chodunga tab dekhunga tera chehra kitna khush hota hai.
Aslam - ha dekh lena. Khud pakarunga ammi ke pair tere laude ke liye. Khush.
Anil - wo waqt aane de beta.
Rahul - Aunty kab aayegi ?
Anil - maa raat tak aa hi jayegi.
Rahul - Raat tak... sala ye lauda tab tak maanega. Bahut bechain hai mera lund.
Anil - wo mujhe pata hai kitna bechain hai ( mann me - raat ko meri hi gaand pe ragar raha tha lund )
Rahul - kya bola ?
Anil - kuch nahi. Raat tak apne lund ko samjha kaise bhi.
Javed - to tu bhi aa ja nahane. ( charo ek sath bathroom me nahane ghus rahe the )
Anil - nahi tum log nahao. Mujhe to pehle hi nahla diya hai.
Charo nahane ghus gaye. Hum dosto me ye common baat thi ek sath nange nahana. Mera mann khud bhi maa ke liye tadap raha tha. Socha kyo na maa ko khud hi phone laga ke puchh loon kitne baje tak aayegi. Maine phone me no. Nikala aur dail karne hi wala tha Par socha itni subah maa ko phone karunga to maa kya sochegi ki kitna bada madarchod hoon jo subah subah hi apni maa ko chodne ke liye mara ja raha hai ye soch ke maa ko phone nahi kiya. Dosto ke nahane ke baad main bhi nahaya. Nasta karne ke baad hum sab collage jane ke liye ready to ho gaye par kisi ka mann nahi tha collage jane ka. Sab baar baar apne lund ko pakar ke masal dete.
Aslam - Bhai collage jane ka bilkul mann nahi ho raha hai.
Rahul - mera bhi. Aisa karte hai aaj collage nahi jate hai.
Javed - abe saalo kya bol rahe ho. Collage nahi jana hai. Tum log ka dimag to thik hai.
Sunil - bhai dimag to thik hai par lauda thik nahi hai. Jab tak ye thik nahi hoga tab tak kuch thik nahi hoga.
Javed - abe madarchodo apne laude ko control karo aur chalo collage. Collage bunk karna thik nahi hai.
Anil - javed bhai ye saale sab meri maa ko chodne ke liye mare ja rahe hai. ( mann me - main khud mara ja raha hoon maa ko chodne ke liye par din to kaise bhi bitana hai )
Javed - par us se kya hoga. Inhe tumhari maa collage nahi jane se thode mil jayegi. Aunty to raat ko hi milegi.
Aslam - ho sakta hai sushma din me hi aa jaye.
Anil - ( aslam ki baat sun mera para chadh gaya ) abe saale meri maa ko naam se bula raha hai. Behanchod wo meri maa hai tamiz se bol warna teri maa chod dunga madarchod.
Aslam - kya hua naam se bulaya to. Main to apni ammi ko bhi naam se bulata hoon.
Anil - madarchod to apni maa ko hi naam se bulaya kar meri maa ko nahi.
Aslam - itna badhak kyo raha hai. Jis ko hum chodne wale hai usko naam se bulaya to. Tumhari maa ke samne bhi sushma hi bolunga. Agar teri maa ko bura laga to nahi bolunga warna main to sushma ya sushma darling hi bolne wala hoon.
Javed - saant ho jao tum. Aslam tu apne aap ko kabu me rakh aur anil tu yaar itna gussa kyo hota hai. Hamare dil me teri maa ke liye tere jitna hi pyar hai. Aslam saale tujhe bada sauk hai naam se bulana ka to ab teri ammi ko hum sab ruksana darling keh ke bolenge chaega tujhe.
Javed ki baat sun aslam ka chehra dekhne layak tha.
Anil - ya randi ruksana bolte hai javed bhai.
Aslam ( gusse me ) to main bhi sushma raand bolunga teri maa ko.
Anil ( mann me - waise bhi ye saale meri maa ko chod chuke hai aur chodne wale hi hai to kya fark padta hai agar maa ko randi bole to par inki maa to sarif hai jisko raand bolne me maza aayega ) mujhe manjur hai.
Sunil - ye kya hai saalo maa ko randi banane ka race laga rahe ho. Ek ki maa randi bani to kya sab ki maa ko randi banaoge.
Anil - abe saale agar apni maa ki itni hi izzat hai to meri maa ko chodne ke liye itna pagal kyo bana hua hai.
Sunil - ab teri maa chiz hi aisi hai. Nasha ho gaya hai teri maa ka ek baar me hi. Teri maa chodne ke liye apni maa bhi chudwa sakta hoon.
Rahul - pehle anil ki maa ka to maza lene do.ha ha ha.
Javed - saala maa chodne se maa chudwane ka race suru ho gaya hai. Tum log ko collage jana hai ya nahi.
Aslam - hum logo ko nahi jana hai. ( Rahul sunil ha milate hai aslam ki )
Anil - main jaunga. Aur saalo jab maa ko pata chalega na ki tum logo ne collage bunk kiya hai maa chut to kya apni mut bhi nahi pilayegi tum logo ko. Meri maa ko aise log bilkul nahi pasand jo apni baat pe kayam na rah pata ho.
Javed - Anil sahi bol raha hai aunty ko pata chala to wapas bhi ja sakti hai aur waise bhi collage jaoge to waha samay kat jayega pata bhi nahi chalega.
Hamari baat sun baki sab ke hosh thikane aaye aur wo log bhi ready hoke collage hamare sath chal diye. Din bhar jaise taise hum ne collage me nikala. Collage me kisi bhi mature lady teacher ko dekhta to maa us me dikhati. Baki sab ka bhi yahi haal tha. Kisi na kisi lady se meri maa ki gaand to boobs ka compare karte. Is chakkar me unke laude khade hi rah rahe the collage me. Saam ko hum collage se nikal ke room pe wapas aaye.
Javed - kisi ko nahana hai ?
Anil - ha main bhi naha ke fresh hona chahta hoon.
Javed - to chalo aa jao.
Javed bhai nange ho gaye aur main bhi aur sath me nahane ghusa ki baki tino bhi nange hoke ghus gaye. Hum sab ek sath nahane lage. Hum paanch hi rahte the to aksar hum gate band nahi karte the kyoki bahut kam hi hum se milne koi aata tha. Bina kisi fikar ke naha rahe the tabhi room me kisi ke aane ki aahat hui. Hamara dimag thanka ki hum ne gate khula rakha hai aur kaun aa gaya. Aslam bahar ki taraf bhag hi raha tha ki javed bhai ne pakar liya.
Aslam - bhai jane do jiska pura din intzaar raha wo aa gayi. Apni sushma darling aa gayi.
Rahul sunil - ha anil ki maa hi hogi.
Javed - ho sakta hai par agar koi aur hui to. Ek baar chip ke dekh pehle sushma aunty hui to thik warna apni lag jayegi. Andar kuch bhi nahi hai ki koi bhi bahar ja sake.
Javed ki baat sun tino saalo ko thoda dar laga. Main nischint tha. Mere ghar se to maa hi aa sakti hai aur hum sab to unhi ka intzaar kar rahe hai baki kisi ke family se koi hua to uski lag gayi aaj. Aslam ne chup ke dekha to koi aurat thi meri maa jaisi hi par aslam confirm nahi ho paya ki meri hi hai.
Aslam - ye anil ki maa hi lag rahi hai.
Javed - Lag rahi hai kya matlab ?
Aslam - chehra nahi dikh raha hai. Dusre taraf mooh karke khadi hai.
Javed - to ja bahar dekh kaun hai.
Aslam - main nahi jane wala. ( wo darr ke pichhe aa gaya )
Javed - abhi to bhaga ja raha tha.
Aslam - tab koi aur bhi ho sakti hai pata nahi tha. Aap ne hi dara diya. Ab nahi jaunga.
Sunil - to pata kaise chale kaun hai.
Javed - Anil tu ja bahar. Hum sab idhar hi chupe rahte hai.
Anil - main kyo ?
Sunil - are tujhe kya darr hai. Agar teri maa hogi to koi dikkat hi nahi hai. Agar koi aur bhi hui to tujhe kya problem hai. Teri maa to waise bhi sab janti hai.
Anil - agar teri maa hui to ?
Sunil - to chod lena .
Anil - sach me.
Sunil - abe ha. Ab ja dekh agar teri kaa hai to bolna aur agar koi aur hui to bahar bhejna.
Anil - ok.
Main bahar nikla nange lund hilata hua. Unki baat sahi thi mujhe kis baat ka darr. Mere bahar nikalte hi wo aurat mere taraf mudi aur usko dekh meri aankhe fati ki fati rah gaya.main nange hi khade khade dekhta raha.
