Update 02
main apni aankhen band kar ke apni saanse controle kar rahi thi
tabhi mere honto pe kuch mehsus hua
AB AAGE
reena madam- main apni ankhen kholi toh
principle apna 6 inch ka lund mere honto pe ragad raha tha
main naa mein apni gardan hilayi
[aaj tak maine apne pati ka lund nahi choosa tha]
usne mujhe ankh dikhaya
main phir naa mein gardan hilaya
usne meri naak band kardi
mera munh khul gaya usne apna lund turant mere munh mein daal ke andar bhahar karne laga
mujhe ulti aane lagi itna ganda lag raha tha
man kar raha tha lund ko daanto se kaat loon
ab woh mera sir apne dono haath se pakad ke
mere munh mein apna lund pel raha tha
meri ankhon se aansu behne lage
10 minute tak woh mere munh ko chodta raha
jab usne apna lund mere munh se nikaala tab maine chain ki saans li
ek baar aur usne apna lund mere munh mein daal ke gila kiya
aur meri choot pe apna lund set kiya aur ek zordaar dhakka maara
[mere pati ka lund bhi 6 inch ka hai
lekin mujhe 6 mahine ho gaye chudwaye hue]
main dard se chillane lagi
usne apna lund meri choot ke munh tak nikala aur iss baar pehle se bhi zordaar jhatke ke saath pel diya
aur tez tez dhakke marne 10 minute tak principle mujhe berehmi se chodta raha
jab mujhe laga ki main jhadne wali hoon
toh usne apna lund nikaal liya
mujhe aisa laga ki usne meri jaan le li ho
main use ankhon se minnat karne lagi
principal- aise nahi meri jaan main tumhe 10 minute se chod raha hoon
aur tum koi responce nahi de rahi ho
aaj tum meri raand ho
ab tum ek raand ke tarah
mujhe se chudte waqt responce dogi
reena maidam- main haan mein sar hilaya
usne apna lund meri chut pe set kiya
principle- toh shuru ho jao
reena madam- haan mere raja aaj main tumhari rakhael hoon
aaj tumhari raand tumse chudna chahti
bolo na raja tum mujhe apni raand ko buri tarah se chodoge na
principle- haan meri raand aaj main tujhe berehmi se pelunga
reena madam- aur woh mujhe berehmi se chodne
laga aur zor se mere raja aaj apni raand ki choot ka bhosda bana do
bolo banaoge na bhosda meri chut ka
principle- haan meri raani aaj main teri chut ka bhosda banaunga
yeh le aur le
reena madam- aur jor se pelo mere raja aaah aaah aaah aaaah
haaan aiiiise hi mera raja
haaaaaaaaan mere raja main toh gayi aur main jhad gayi
aaj tak mujhe itna mazaa kabhie nahi aaya tha
woh abhi bhi mujhe chod raha tha
ab meri choot mein jalan ho rahi thi main rone lagi
mujhe rota dekh woh ruk gaya
usne apna lund meri choot se nikala
main leti huwi thi
woh mere munh ke paas aya main samajh gayi
main uske lund ko apne munh me le ke icecream jaise khate hai usi tarah main uske lund ko choosne lagi
5 minute choosne ke baad usne mera sar pakda aur mere munh ko beremi se chodne laga
meri ankhein bahar ko aane lagi meri ankhon se aansu abhi bhi beh rahe uske gati aur tez ho gayi aur woh mere munh me hi jhadne laga
usne apna lund mere munh se nikaal liya
main uska cum thukne hi wali thi
usne mera munh aur naak dono band kar diya
majburi mein maine uska sara cum pee gayi....
AB AAGE
reena madam-us raat principle ne mujhe 2 baar aur choda
subah jab main uthi toh principal jaa chuka tha
mujhe yaad AAYA kaise main apni choot ki aag shant karne ke liye uske saath kitni ghatiya baate ki
main us waqt jee bhar ke royi
jab mera man halka hua
main ready hoke college gayi
college mein principal ne report sumbit kar di
2 din tak sab kuch theek tha
principle ne mujhe apne cabin mein bulaya
principle- miss reena aaj raat ka kya plaan hai
reena madam- kya matlab kya plan hai
principle- matlab aaj raat aap mere ghar aayengi
reena madam- bilkul nahi apne kaha tha ke sirf ek raat ki baat ki thi
principle- toh aap aaj raat nahi aayengi mere ghar
reena madam- nahi main nahi aaungi
principle- soch lijiye main kuch bhi kar sakta hoon
reena madam- aapko jo karna hai kijiye
principle- 1 minute miss reena
reena madam- main ruk gayi
principle ne meri taraf ek photo phenki
main woh photo jab dekhi toh mere pairon tale zameen khisak jaati hai
us photo mein main nangi leti hoon aur koi aur aadmi jise main jaanti bhi naii
woh apna lund meri choot mein daale huwa hai
reena madam- yeh kya bakwaas hai [chillate hue]
principle- yeh haqiqat hai
aise mere paas 15 aur photos hai
jisme miss reena aap alag alag mardon ke saath isi position mein chudwa rahi hain
reena madam- aisa kaise ho sakta hai
main apne pati aur apke alawa
iska matlab iss photo mein mere saath aap hain
lekin chehra kisi aur ka hai
principle- bilkul sahi
reena madam- tumhare jaisa ghatiya insaan maine aaj tak nahi dekhi
aaj mai majbur hoon tum mera fayda utha lo
kal aisa waqt aayega ke tum mere qadmo mein hoge
aur main tumhe maaf nahi karungi
ek woh din tha aur ek aaj ka din hai
us din se woh mujhe jahan chahta hai jaise chahta hai chodta hai
yehi hai meri dastaan
ab kahani dilip ki jubaani
madam- aao aaj tum bhi mer majburi ka fayda uthao
dilip- madam apna gown utar diya
main pehli baar kisi aurat ko nanga dekh raha tha
main jaldi se utha
aur bed pe jo chadar bichhi huwi thi
use uthake madam ke sharir pe lapet diya
dilip- madam ho sake toh mujhe maaf kar dijiyega
yeh keh ke main wahan se nikla apni bike pe baitha aur chal diya apne ghar...
dilip- Main aadhe raaste hi pahuncha tha
dekha ki raaste pe gaadi khadi thi
main paas jaake dekha toh simita maasi aur priya thi
dilip- kya huwa maaji
priya- tumse matlab chale aate hai hero banne
simita maasi- priya kahi toh chup raha raha kar
[dilip se] beta dekho na humari gaadi ka tyre punctre ho gaya hai
gaon yaha se 4km door hai
aur koi dikh bhi nahi raha
jo hamari madad kare
dilip- are maaji chinta kyun karti hai
priya- lo maa ek yahi bache the hero
dilip- aap ko mujhse koi allergy hai
priya- allergy aur tumse
dilip- aap ko jana kahan pe hai
simita maasi- thakur dharmesh singh ke yahan jaana hai
dilip- [are baap re inko toh hitler ke yahan jaana hai ]
maaji baat toh sahi hai
yahan pe koi bhi nahi hai
toh bas ek hi raasta hai
simita maasi- kya beta
dilip- [priya se] aap ko bike chalani aati hai
kavya- tumhen usse kya
dilip- [door jaise knock karte hain
main kavya ke sar pe waise hi knock karne laga]
andar kuch hai ya nahi
[maasi ji muskurane lagi]
bike chalani aati hai toh meri bike pe baitho
priya- main aur tumhare saath bike pe baithungi
dilip- pehle poori baat suno phir munh kholo
meri bike pe baitho apni maa ko pichhe bithao
aur jaao
hitler mera matlab hai
thakur saheb ke yahan
[main key uski taraf badha di]
yeh lo
key le ke woh bike pe baith gayi
aur maasi bhi baith gayi
dilip- [priya se ] ek minute
tumhare paas koi aisi cheez hai
jo tum mujhe de sako
priya- dekha maa maine kaha tha na yeh ladke ek jaise hi hote hain
dilip- [ab mera pada bhi chadh raha tha]
maaji aap ki koi bhi nishani mujhe de dijiye
apki woh nishani ko leke
main apne dost ko bhej dunga aap usko meri bike de dena
[priya ne apni ungli se anguthi nikaali]
priya- yeh lo yeh anguthi 5 lakh ki hai
agar tumhen apni bike sasti lage toh yeh ring
apne paas hi rakh lena
dilip- usne bike start kiya aur chali gayi
main wahan se apne pair patakta hua chal diya
2 ghante baad main ghar pahuncha
dilip- are koi thanda paani pilao
badi naani meri awaz sunke bahar aa gayi
asha devi- kya huwa mere bete ko
dilip- kuch nahi badi naani
main paani peete hue
simita aur priya wali baat bata di sirf thappad aur anguthi wali baat nahi batai
asha devi- mera beta toh bahut samajhdar ho gaya hai
par bewakoof bhi hai
dilip- kyun
asha devi- bewakoof iss liye ki tum priya se aisa bhi keh sakte the
tum yahi pe ho toh apne kisi naukar ke haath meri bike bhej dena
dilip- bade mama ke ghar mein jitne bhi naukar hain sab mujhe pehchante hai
unme se koi mujhe dekh leta toh bade mama se kehta jarur
aur phir bade mama yahan hitler banke aa jaate
asha devi- mera beta itni dur ki sochta hai mujhe aaj pata chala
dilip- kya badi naani mujhe pata hai aap ko yeh baat ka andaja tha
phir bhi aap ne mujhse pucha
badi naani bhuki lagi hai
badi naani ne mujhe apne haatho se khana khilaya
main badi naani ki god mein sar rakh ke so gaya......
ab aapko sunata hoon
jab bade mama ke yahan kiran maasi aur priya pahunche
bade mama hall mein baithe the
kiran maasi- namaste bhaiya pair chhute hue
priya ne bhi pair chhue
bhaiya kaise hain aap
bade mama- hum theek hai behen aap kaisi hain
kiran maasi- main theek hoon bhaiya
priya- mamaji aap mujhe toh bhul gaye
bade mama- hum apni beti ko kaise bhul sakte hai
lekin aaj humari beti ka chehra itna murjhaya kyun hai
kiran maasi- kuch nahi bhaiya
kiran maasi ne saari baat batai
bade mama- achcha toh is liye humari beti ka mood off hai
badi maami aur vanya bhi aa gayi vanya kiran maasi ko gale lagati hai
vanya- bua ji aap to mujhe bhul hi gayi
kiran maasi- meri beti kaisi hai tu
vanya- theek hoon main
are didi aap ko kya hua
kiran maasi ne vanya aur badi maami ko baat batai
vanya haste hue didi
priya- mamaji
bade mama vanu
vanya- didi woh bike kaunsi hai
priya- chal dikhati hoon
vanya- waah didi kya bike hai
aapko kya lagta hai woh apni bike lene ayega
priya- yeh bike 3 lakh ki hai
aur woh ring 5 lakh ki thi
tum samajh gayi hogi
dilip- meri neend khuli toh dekha shaam ho gayi thi
main fresh huwa aur badi naani ke paas gaya
dilip- badi naani main gaon ghoom ke aata hoon
aasha devi- theek hai beta
dilip- main gaon ghoomne laga
saamne se ek ladka aata hua mujhe dikha
main use awaaz di
vinay
vinay- haan chhote malik
dilip- tujhe kitni baar kaha hai chhote malik mat bola kar
achcha sun tujhe bike chalane aati hai
vinay- haan aati hai
dilip- yeh anguthi le aur thakur ji ke yahan jaa
yeh anguthi priya didi ko dena woh tujhe bike degi le lena
aur main yahi pe hoon
woh mera naam puche toh mat batana warna teri haddiya tod dunga
vinay- theek hai malik
dilip- yeh bolke woh bhaag gaya
yeh kabhie nahi sudhrega
main idhar udhar ghoomne laga
30 minute baad vinay wapas aaya
par khali haath
dilip- tu bike nahi laaya
vinay- bhaiya main aapko sab baat batata hoon
jab main waha pahuncha toh darban ko bola
priya didi ko bolo koi bike lene aaya hai
darban- andar gaya
maalik
koi bike lene aaya hai
bade mama- use andar bhejo
[darban bahar aake]
andar chalo maalik bula rahe hain
vinay andar gaya
vinay- namaste maalik
bade mama- tumhara dost kyun nahi aaya
vinay- woh uski tabiyat kharab hai
bade mama- beta priya
priya- jee bade mama
bade mama- yeh bike lene aaye hai
inko key de diliye
priya- jee mama ji
priya ne key vinay ko dedi
bade mama- nashta kar ke jao
vinay- ji maalik
vinay ne nashta kiya
dhanywaad bade maalik
vinay wahan se jane hi wala tha
bade mama- tumhare dost ka kya naam hai
vinay- dilip
bade mama- kya naam bataya tumme
vinay- [dilip bhaiya toh mujhe maar dalenge
kuch soch vinay] jee ravi
priya- nahi mamaji isne pehle dilip bola tha
bade mama- lakhan
vinay- tabhi ek kaale saand jaisa aadmi aya
bade mama- hum tumse ek baar aur puchenge
iss baar agar tumne jhooth bola toh
vinay- bade maalik main sach batata hoon
yeh bike dilip babu ki hai
bade mama- tum jao aur uss se kehna woh khud aaye apni bike lene
yeh sunke main wahan se jaan jaan leke bhaaga
dilip-marwa diya yaar
vinay- main kya karta woh itne achhe hain ki
mere munh se sach nikal gaya
dilip- achcha tu jaa
[ab us hitler ke paas kaun jaaye yaar]
main himmat karke chal diya shaheed hone....
tabhi mere honto pe kuch mehsus hua
AB AAGE
reena madam- main apni ankhen kholi toh
principle apna 6 inch ka lund mere honto pe ragad raha tha
main naa mein apni gardan hilayi
[aaj tak maine apne pati ka lund nahi choosa tha]
usne mujhe ankh dikhaya
main phir naa mein gardan hilaya
usne meri naak band kardi
mera munh khul gaya usne apna lund turant mere munh mein daal ke andar bhahar karne laga
mujhe ulti aane lagi itna ganda lag raha tha
man kar raha tha lund ko daanto se kaat loon
ab woh mera sir apne dono haath se pakad ke
mere munh mein apna lund pel raha tha
meri ankhon se aansu behne lage
10 minute tak woh mere munh ko chodta raha
jab usne apna lund mere munh se nikaala tab maine chain ki saans li
ek baar aur usne apna lund mere munh mein daal ke gila kiya
aur meri choot pe apna lund set kiya aur ek zordaar dhakka maara
[mere pati ka lund bhi 6 inch ka hai
lekin mujhe 6 mahine ho gaye chudwaye hue]
main dard se chillane lagi
usne apna lund meri choot ke munh tak nikala aur iss baar pehle se bhi zordaar jhatke ke saath pel diya
aur tez tez dhakke marne 10 minute tak principle mujhe berehmi se chodta raha
jab mujhe laga ki main jhadne wali hoon
toh usne apna lund nikaal liya
mujhe aisa laga ki usne meri jaan le li ho
main use ankhon se minnat karne lagi
principal- aise nahi meri jaan main tumhe 10 minute se chod raha hoon
aur tum koi responce nahi de rahi ho
aaj tum meri raand ho
ab tum ek raand ke tarah
mujhe se chudte waqt responce dogi
reena maidam- main haan mein sar hilaya
usne apna lund meri chut pe set kiya
principle- toh shuru ho jao
reena madam- haan mere raja aaj main tumhari rakhael hoon
aaj tumhari raand tumse chudna chahti
bolo na raja tum mujhe apni raand ko buri tarah se chodoge na
principle- haan meri raand aaj main tujhe berehmi se pelunga
reena madam- aur woh mujhe berehmi se chodne
laga aur zor se mere raja aaj apni raand ki choot ka bhosda bana do
bolo banaoge na bhosda meri chut ka
principle- haan meri raani aaj main teri chut ka bhosda banaunga
yeh le aur le
reena madam- aur jor se pelo mere raja aaah aaah aaah aaaah
haaan aiiiise hi mera raja
haaaaaaaaan mere raja main toh gayi aur main jhad gayi
aaj tak mujhe itna mazaa kabhie nahi aaya tha
woh abhi bhi mujhe chod raha tha
ab meri choot mein jalan ho rahi thi main rone lagi
mujhe rota dekh woh ruk gaya
usne apna lund meri choot se nikala
main leti huwi thi
woh mere munh ke paas aya main samajh gayi
main uske lund ko apne munh me le ke icecream jaise khate hai usi tarah main uske lund ko choosne lagi
5 minute choosne ke baad usne mera sar pakda aur mere munh ko beremi se chodne laga
meri ankhein bahar ko aane lagi meri ankhon se aansu abhi bhi beh rahe uske gati aur tez ho gayi aur woh mere munh me hi jhadne laga
usne apna lund mere munh se nikaal liya
main uska cum thukne hi wali thi
usne mera munh aur naak dono band kar diya
majburi mein maine uska sara cum pee gayi....
AB AAGE
reena madam-us raat principle ne mujhe 2 baar aur choda
subah jab main uthi toh principal jaa chuka tha
mujhe yaad AAYA kaise main apni choot ki aag shant karne ke liye uske saath kitni ghatiya baate ki
main us waqt jee bhar ke royi
jab mera man halka hua
main ready hoke college gayi
college mein principal ne report sumbit kar di
2 din tak sab kuch theek tha
principle ne mujhe apne cabin mein bulaya
principle- miss reena aaj raat ka kya plaan hai
reena madam- kya matlab kya plan hai
principle- matlab aaj raat aap mere ghar aayengi
reena madam- bilkul nahi apne kaha tha ke sirf ek raat ki baat ki thi
principle- toh aap aaj raat nahi aayengi mere ghar
reena madam- nahi main nahi aaungi
principle- soch lijiye main kuch bhi kar sakta hoon
reena madam- aapko jo karna hai kijiye
principle- 1 minute miss reena
reena madam- main ruk gayi
principle ne meri taraf ek photo phenki
main woh photo jab dekhi toh mere pairon tale zameen khisak jaati hai
us photo mein main nangi leti hoon aur koi aur aadmi jise main jaanti bhi naii
woh apna lund meri choot mein daale huwa hai
reena madam- yeh kya bakwaas hai [chillate hue]
principle- yeh haqiqat hai
aise mere paas 15 aur photos hai
jisme miss reena aap alag alag mardon ke saath isi position mein chudwa rahi hain
reena madam- aisa kaise ho sakta hai
main apne pati aur apke alawa
iska matlab iss photo mein mere saath aap hain
lekin chehra kisi aur ka hai
principle- bilkul sahi
reena madam- tumhare jaisa ghatiya insaan maine aaj tak nahi dekhi
aaj mai majbur hoon tum mera fayda utha lo
kal aisa waqt aayega ke tum mere qadmo mein hoge
aur main tumhe maaf nahi karungi
ek woh din tha aur ek aaj ka din hai
us din se woh mujhe jahan chahta hai jaise chahta hai chodta hai
yehi hai meri dastaan
ab kahani dilip ki jubaani
madam- aao aaj tum bhi mer majburi ka fayda uthao
dilip- madam apna gown utar diya
main pehli baar kisi aurat ko nanga dekh raha tha
main jaldi se utha
aur bed pe jo chadar bichhi huwi thi
use uthake madam ke sharir pe lapet diya
dilip- madam ho sake toh mujhe maaf kar dijiyega
yeh keh ke main wahan se nikla apni bike pe baitha aur chal diya apne ghar...
dilip- Main aadhe raaste hi pahuncha tha
dekha ki raaste pe gaadi khadi thi
main paas jaake dekha toh simita maasi aur priya thi
dilip- kya huwa maaji
priya- tumse matlab chale aate hai hero banne
simita maasi- priya kahi toh chup raha raha kar
[dilip se] beta dekho na humari gaadi ka tyre punctre ho gaya hai
gaon yaha se 4km door hai
aur koi dikh bhi nahi raha
jo hamari madad kare
dilip- are maaji chinta kyun karti hai
priya- lo maa ek yahi bache the hero
dilip- aap ko mujhse koi allergy hai
priya- allergy aur tumse
dilip- aap ko jana kahan pe hai
simita maasi- thakur dharmesh singh ke yahan jaana hai
dilip- [are baap re inko toh hitler ke yahan jaana hai ]
maaji baat toh sahi hai
yahan pe koi bhi nahi hai
toh bas ek hi raasta hai
simita maasi- kya beta
dilip- [priya se] aap ko bike chalani aati hai
kavya- tumhen usse kya
dilip- [door jaise knock karte hain
main kavya ke sar pe waise hi knock karne laga]
andar kuch hai ya nahi
[maasi ji muskurane lagi]
bike chalani aati hai toh meri bike pe baitho
priya- main aur tumhare saath bike pe baithungi
dilip- pehle poori baat suno phir munh kholo
meri bike pe baitho apni maa ko pichhe bithao
aur jaao
hitler mera matlab hai
thakur saheb ke yahan
[main key uski taraf badha di]
yeh lo
key le ke woh bike pe baith gayi
aur maasi bhi baith gayi
dilip- [priya se ] ek minute
tumhare paas koi aisi cheez hai
jo tum mujhe de sako
priya- dekha maa maine kaha tha na yeh ladke ek jaise hi hote hain
dilip- [ab mera pada bhi chadh raha tha]
maaji aap ki koi bhi nishani mujhe de dijiye
apki woh nishani ko leke
main apne dost ko bhej dunga aap usko meri bike de dena
[priya ne apni ungli se anguthi nikaali]
priya- yeh lo yeh anguthi 5 lakh ki hai
agar tumhen apni bike sasti lage toh yeh ring
apne paas hi rakh lena
dilip- usne bike start kiya aur chali gayi
main wahan se apne pair patakta hua chal diya
2 ghante baad main ghar pahuncha
dilip- are koi thanda paani pilao
badi naani meri awaz sunke bahar aa gayi
asha devi- kya huwa mere bete ko
dilip- kuch nahi badi naani
main paani peete hue
simita aur priya wali baat bata di sirf thappad aur anguthi wali baat nahi batai
asha devi- mera beta toh bahut samajhdar ho gaya hai
par bewakoof bhi hai
dilip- kyun
asha devi- bewakoof iss liye ki tum priya se aisa bhi keh sakte the
tum yahi pe ho toh apne kisi naukar ke haath meri bike bhej dena
dilip- bade mama ke ghar mein jitne bhi naukar hain sab mujhe pehchante hai
unme se koi mujhe dekh leta toh bade mama se kehta jarur
aur phir bade mama yahan hitler banke aa jaate
asha devi- mera beta itni dur ki sochta hai mujhe aaj pata chala
dilip- kya badi naani mujhe pata hai aap ko yeh baat ka andaja tha
phir bhi aap ne mujhse pucha
badi naani bhuki lagi hai
badi naani ne mujhe apne haatho se khana khilaya
main badi naani ki god mein sar rakh ke so gaya......
ab aapko sunata hoon
jab bade mama ke yahan kiran maasi aur priya pahunche
bade mama hall mein baithe the
kiran maasi- namaste bhaiya pair chhute hue
priya ne bhi pair chhue
bhaiya kaise hain aap
bade mama- hum theek hai behen aap kaisi hain
kiran maasi- main theek hoon bhaiya
priya- mamaji aap mujhe toh bhul gaye
bade mama- hum apni beti ko kaise bhul sakte hai
lekin aaj humari beti ka chehra itna murjhaya kyun hai
kiran maasi- kuch nahi bhaiya
kiran maasi ne saari baat batai
bade mama- achcha toh is liye humari beti ka mood off hai
badi maami aur vanya bhi aa gayi vanya kiran maasi ko gale lagati hai
vanya- bua ji aap to mujhe bhul hi gayi
kiran maasi- meri beti kaisi hai tu
vanya- theek hoon main
are didi aap ko kya hua
kiran maasi ne vanya aur badi maami ko baat batai
vanya haste hue didi
priya- mamaji
bade mama vanu
vanya- didi woh bike kaunsi hai
priya- chal dikhati hoon
vanya- waah didi kya bike hai
aapko kya lagta hai woh apni bike lene ayega
priya- yeh bike 3 lakh ki hai
aur woh ring 5 lakh ki thi
tum samajh gayi hogi
dilip- meri neend khuli toh dekha shaam ho gayi thi
main fresh huwa aur badi naani ke paas gaya
dilip- badi naani main gaon ghoom ke aata hoon
aasha devi- theek hai beta
dilip- main gaon ghoomne laga
saamne se ek ladka aata hua mujhe dikha
main use awaaz di
vinay
vinay- haan chhote malik
dilip- tujhe kitni baar kaha hai chhote malik mat bola kar
achcha sun tujhe bike chalane aati hai
vinay- haan aati hai
dilip- yeh anguthi le aur thakur ji ke yahan jaa
yeh anguthi priya didi ko dena woh tujhe bike degi le lena
aur main yahi pe hoon
woh mera naam puche toh mat batana warna teri haddiya tod dunga
vinay- theek hai malik
dilip- yeh bolke woh bhaag gaya
yeh kabhie nahi sudhrega
main idhar udhar ghoomne laga
30 minute baad vinay wapas aaya
par khali haath
dilip- tu bike nahi laaya
vinay- bhaiya main aapko sab baat batata hoon
jab main waha pahuncha toh darban ko bola
priya didi ko bolo koi bike lene aaya hai
darban- andar gaya
maalik
koi bike lene aaya hai
bade mama- use andar bhejo
[darban bahar aake]
andar chalo maalik bula rahe hain
vinay andar gaya
vinay- namaste maalik
bade mama- tumhara dost kyun nahi aaya
vinay- woh uski tabiyat kharab hai
bade mama- beta priya
priya- jee bade mama
bade mama- yeh bike lene aaye hai
inko key de diliye
priya- jee mama ji
priya ne key vinay ko dedi
bade mama- nashta kar ke jao
vinay- ji maalik
vinay ne nashta kiya
dhanywaad bade maalik
vinay wahan se jane hi wala tha
bade mama- tumhare dost ka kya naam hai
vinay- dilip
bade mama- kya naam bataya tumme
vinay- [dilip bhaiya toh mujhe maar dalenge
kuch soch vinay] jee ravi
priya- nahi mamaji isne pehle dilip bola tha
bade mama- lakhan
vinay- tabhi ek kaale saand jaisa aadmi aya
bade mama- hum tumse ek baar aur puchenge
iss baar agar tumne jhooth bola toh
vinay- bade maalik main sach batata hoon
yeh bike dilip babu ki hai
bade mama- tum jao aur uss se kehna woh khud aaye apni bike lene
yeh sunke main wahan se jaan jaan leke bhaaga
dilip-marwa diya yaar
vinay- main kya karta woh itne achhe hain ki
mere munh se sach nikal gaya
dilip- achcha tu jaa
[ab us hitler ke paas kaun jaaye yaar]
main himmat karke chal diya shaheed hone....
