Update 07
dilip- tum aaj college nahi gayi kya
main se pucha
woh kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi
shayad sharam ke karan
ya dar gayi thi
college jaao
main daant pees ke kaha
woh bhagi college ki taraf
main jameen se ek patthar uthaya
sarpanch ke gaand pe nishana lagake maar diya
sarpanch ko patthar lagte hi sarpanch ki cheekh nikal gayi
main bike pe baitha aur full speed mein bike chalane laga
shukar hai 5minute pehle pahunch gaya haveli
main andar gaya toh dekha
b mama ki najar gate pe hi thi
main dheeme kadmo se andar gaya
b mama kuch bol pate
usse pehle hi badi naani mujhe apne sath mere room mein legayi
b naani- nashta kiya
dilip- haa kar liya
badi nani ne mere sir pe ek chapat laga di
b naani- kyun jhut bol raha hai
tujhe achche se jaanti hoon
dilip- vinay ke ghar tala laga hai shayad khet gaya hoga
b naani- achcha sun tu apne chhote mama ke yaha jaa toh raha hai
koi kuch bole toh chup chap sun lena
dilip- theek badi naani
aur waise ek hi din ki toh baat hai
aaj jaunga raat ko rukunga
kal subah vidya ko leke aa jaunga
aur chhote mama mujhse achchi tarah baat bhi karte hain
b naani- tu vidya ko didi kyun nahi kehta
dilip- vidya ne mujhse aaj tak baat hi nahi ki
toh main use didi kyun kahu
b nani- baate banana toh koi tujh se seekhe
achcha ja tere bade mama ko tujhse kuch baat karni hai
main badi nani ko dekhne lagi
b nani- pehle kuch kha le
badi nani mujhe apne haath se khana khilane lagi
main khana khaya
aur chal diya hitler mama ke paas
dilip- mamaji
b mama- baitho
[main baith gaya]
aaj monday hai tumhe vidya ko sunday tak leke aana hai
dilip-[yeh kya nayi musibat hai]
6 din tak main waha kya karunga
b mama- yeh bhi hum bataye
ghumna phirna jo cheej pasand aaye woh kharidna
dilip- [paise kon dega
aaj tak main badi nani se kuch nahi manga
toh aapse mangne ka toh sawal hi nahi hai]
b mama- yeh lo
aur jarurat pade toh jatin se le lena
b mama ne noto ki do gaddi jo kareeb 1 lakh hogi
mere haath mein rakhte hue kaha
dilip- [ab hitler ke samne sochna bhi band]
main woh paise apne court ke jeb mein rakh liya
main badi naani ke paas unke room mein gaya
badi nani yeh lijiye
main woh paise badi nani ko dete hue kaha
b nani- yeh mujhe kyun de raha hai
yeh toh tujhe dharmesh ne diya hai
dilip- aap toh antaryami ho gayi
b nani- baat mat badal
dilip- aap ko pata hai
main yeh paise nahi lunga
badi nani ne woh paise mere haath se leke almari mein rakh diya
aur almari se noto ki 4 gaddi nikal ke
mere court ki jeb mein rakhte hue kaha
b nani- ab theek hai
main badi nani se kuch keh bhi nahi paya
badi nani agar mujhe vish bhi dengi peene ko
toh main woh bhi pee lunga
main dekha badi naani ro rahi hai
badi naani kya huwa aap ro kyun rahi hain
b naani- tu pehli baar mujhse door ja raha hai
tere bina main kaise rahungi
dilip- main bhi aap se dur nahi jana chahta
yeh to mamaji ki wajah se
tabhi vanya aa gayi
vanya- chalna nahi hai kya
b nani- apna aur vanya ka khyaal rakhna
dilip- aap bhi apna khyal rakhiyega
maine aur vanya ne badi nani ke pair chhue
hum bahar aaye toh mamaji aur mamiji main gate pe khade the
maine aur vanya ne dono ke pair chhue
b mama- driver sara saman rakh diya gaadi mein
driver- jee malik rakh diya hai
b mama- apna aur vanya ka khyal rakhiyega
mamaji ne mujhse kaha
dilip- jee mamaji
main aur vanya car mein baithe
driver gaadi chalane laga
dilip- vanya hume pahunchne mein kitna time lagega
vanya- 4 ghante lagenge
dilip- bas mujhe laga ki 6 ghante toh lagenge hi
vanya- tum kya chahte ho main poora din gaadi mein baithi rahoon
dilip- bhadak kyun rahi ho
main toh sirf pooch raha tha
aur main apna munh ghuma liya
1 ghante tak jab main kuch nahi bola toh
vanya- dilip
main jawab nahi diya
vanya- dilip suno na mera sar dard kar raha hai
main vanya ka sar apne kandhe pe rakhke dabane laga
thodi der baad vanya so gayi
kaka aage kisi dhaabe pe rokiyega
main driver se kaha
d kaka- jee chhote malik
thodi der baad mujhe bhi neend ane lagi
lekin main soya nahi
vanya ke liye....
dilip- kaka aage koi dhaba dikh raha hai
d kaka- jee chhote malik
main vanya ko jagane laga
vanya- kya hai sone bhi nahi dete
dilip- utho toh
kaka aap jaiye kuch khana hai toh kha lijiye
kaka gaadi se bahar chale gaye
vanya- ab bolo kya hai
dilip- chai peeyogi
vanya- nahi peeni
dilip- sar dard kam ho jayega
vanya- nahi
dilip- maan jaao nahi toh utha ke le jaoonga
vanya- tum aur uthake le jaoge
pitaji ko agar pata chala toh
dilip- shayad tum bhool gayi
mamaji ne hi kaha tha ki apna aur vanya ka khyaal rakhna
vanya- chalo
hum ek table pe baith gaye
dilip- bhaiya do chai dena
main dhaba wale se kaha
vanya- tumko yaad hai vidya didi kaisi dikhti hai
dilip- mujhe kaise yaad hoga
vidya ko dekhe huwe 6 saal ho gaye
vanya- tum unhe didi kyun nahi kehte
woh tumse 3 saal badi hai
dilip- tumbhi toh mujhse 1 saal badi ho
toh kya tumhe bhi didi kahu
vanya- keh ke toh dikhao daant tod dungi
dilip- lo chai bhi agayi
hum dono ne chai piya
aur gaadi mein baith gaye
main apne mobile mein song chalu karke sunne laga
main kaka se pucha aur kitna time lagega
d kaka- 1 ghanta lagega chhote maalik
dilip- hum sheher mein daakhil ho gaye the
[badi nani mujhe har saal dusre sheher ghumane le jaati thi
aaj 1 saal baad main chhote mama se milunga
chhote mama 8saal pehle sheher chale gaye the
lekin woh har saal mujhse aur badi naani se milne aate hain]
dilip- vanya tumhe pata hai chhote mama sheher kyun chale gaye
vanya- mujhe theek se yaad nahi hai
baad mein bataungi
dilip- kya huwa kaka gaadi kyun rok di
d kaka- beta aage bheed lagi huwi hai
dilip- haa toh dekhiye na kis baat ki bheed hai
d kaka- abhi dekhta hoon
[kaka bahar chale gaye]
vanya- yeh toh aam baat hai
jab bhi main pitaji ke sath aati hoon sheher yaha
hamesha kam se kam 1ghanta jaam hi laga rehta hai
d kaka- chhote malik koi ladki hai
jo beech raaste pe padi hai
dilip- chaliye jaake dekhte hain
d kaka- chhodiye na chhote malik hume kya jarurat hai
dilip- [kaka ki baat sunke
gussa bahut aaya]
chaliye
[main kaka ko ghurte hue kaha]
hum dono bheed mein ghuste hue aage badhe
dilip- main kaka ko bola
kya jamana aa gaya hai
yaha pe kam se kam 500 log honge phir bhi inme se ek bhi is ladki ki madad nahi kar raha hai
log yeh bhul jaate hain
kal koi unka apna bhi aisi halat mein ho sakta hai
kaka apni gardan jhuka liya
main us ladki ke paas gaya
toh dekha ki woh ladki mere hi umar ki hai
chot ke nishaan bahut the uske jism par
uske chehre pe laal rang laga tha
isi wajah se uska chehra saaf nahi dikh raha tha
main use apni god mein utha liya
aur jane laga
tabhi kisi ki awaj aayi
are kahi ladki ko kidnap na karle security officer ko phone karo
dilip- kaun bola kaun bola
ek aadmi bheed se nikal ke bilkul mere samne khada ho gaya
aadmi- main bola
dilip- main apni laat poori taqat se uske main part pe maar diya
woh wohi pe gir ke dard se chillane laga
tabhi bheed ke log mere taraf badhne laga
dilip- ruko ruko wahi pe
bheed ruk gayi
jab yeh ladki yaha pe itni der se padi huwi thi
toh yeh madarchod dekhne nahi aaya ki yeh ladki jinda hai ki mar gayi
jab main isko apne sath le ja raha hun toh yeh bolta hai ki security officer ko phone karo
mere aane se pehle isne security officer ko phone kyun nahi kiya
main batata hoon
kyunki yeh apni maachod raha tha
main ek aur laat uske pet pe maara
aur waha se aage badh gaya
kaka ne gaadi ka gate khola
main use apne god mein hi rakhke baith gaya
kaka jaldi chachaji ke ghar chalo
kaka gaadi chalane lage
ab tumhe kya huwa
[main vanya se pucha]
vanya- kuch nahi
dilip- 30 minute baad hum chacha ke ghar pahunche
kaka ne gate khola main bahar utra aur andar jaata
usse pehle hi security ne mujhe rok liya
dilip- samne se hato
security- pehle apni pehchan batao
dilip- vanya
vanya ko dekhte hi security wala side ho gaya
main jaldi se andar gaya
chhoti mami aur unki betiyan sofe pe baithi baatein kar rahi thi
c mami- kaun ho tum aur andar kaise aaye
dilip- main us ladki ko le jaake sofe pe lita diya
c mami- security
vanya tum
yeh tumhare sath hai
vanya- chachiji yeh dilip hai
[chhoti mami mujhe ghurne lagi]
c mami- lekin yeh ladki kaun hai
vanya- yeh toh driver kaka ko pata hoga
c mami- driver kaun hai yeh ladki
[phir driver kaka ne sari baat chhoti mami ko batayi
gaali chhod ke]
c mami- theek hai tum jao
[driver se]
yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahi hai
jo yaha kisi ko bhi utha laoo
aruna1- mumma aap kis bhikari ko samjha rahi hain
jise itni bhi samajh nahi hai
kiski madad karni chahiye
aur kiski naih
avantika2- iske liye badi dadi ne humse rishta nahi rakkha
dilip- aap sabko jitni gaali deni hai baad mein de dena
pehle doctor ko bula dijiye
[tabhi c mama main gate se andar aaye
c mama- dilip tum kab aaye
aur yeh ladki kaun hai
dilip- maine c mamaji ko saari baat batayi
c mama- savita jaldi se doctor bulao
dilip- [c mami ne itni jaldi phone lagaya ki mujhe hasi aa gayi
main apna rumaal nikaala use mug mein bhigoya aur uss ladki ka chehra saaf kiya
us ladki ka chehra dekhke sab ki cheekh nikal gayi
sab ke munh se sirf itna hi nikla meghaaa
main se pucha
woh kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi
shayad sharam ke karan
ya dar gayi thi
college jaao
main daant pees ke kaha
woh bhagi college ki taraf
main jameen se ek patthar uthaya
sarpanch ke gaand pe nishana lagake maar diya
sarpanch ko patthar lagte hi sarpanch ki cheekh nikal gayi
main bike pe baitha aur full speed mein bike chalane laga
shukar hai 5minute pehle pahunch gaya haveli
main andar gaya toh dekha
b mama ki najar gate pe hi thi
main dheeme kadmo se andar gaya
b mama kuch bol pate
usse pehle hi badi naani mujhe apne sath mere room mein legayi
b naani- nashta kiya
dilip- haa kar liya
badi nani ne mere sir pe ek chapat laga di
b naani- kyun jhut bol raha hai
tujhe achche se jaanti hoon
dilip- vinay ke ghar tala laga hai shayad khet gaya hoga
b naani- achcha sun tu apne chhote mama ke yaha jaa toh raha hai
koi kuch bole toh chup chap sun lena
dilip- theek badi naani
aur waise ek hi din ki toh baat hai
aaj jaunga raat ko rukunga
kal subah vidya ko leke aa jaunga
aur chhote mama mujhse achchi tarah baat bhi karte hain
b naani- tu vidya ko didi kyun nahi kehta
dilip- vidya ne mujhse aaj tak baat hi nahi ki
toh main use didi kyun kahu
b nani- baate banana toh koi tujh se seekhe
achcha ja tere bade mama ko tujhse kuch baat karni hai
main badi nani ko dekhne lagi
b nani- pehle kuch kha le
badi nani mujhe apne haath se khana khilane lagi
main khana khaya
aur chal diya hitler mama ke paas
dilip- mamaji
b mama- baitho
[main baith gaya]
aaj monday hai tumhe vidya ko sunday tak leke aana hai
dilip-[yeh kya nayi musibat hai]
6 din tak main waha kya karunga
b mama- yeh bhi hum bataye
ghumna phirna jo cheej pasand aaye woh kharidna
dilip- [paise kon dega
aaj tak main badi nani se kuch nahi manga
toh aapse mangne ka toh sawal hi nahi hai]
b mama- yeh lo
aur jarurat pade toh jatin se le lena
b mama ne noto ki do gaddi jo kareeb 1 lakh hogi
mere haath mein rakhte hue kaha
dilip- [ab hitler ke samne sochna bhi band]
main woh paise apne court ke jeb mein rakh liya
main badi naani ke paas unke room mein gaya
badi nani yeh lijiye
main woh paise badi nani ko dete hue kaha
b nani- yeh mujhe kyun de raha hai
yeh toh tujhe dharmesh ne diya hai
dilip- aap toh antaryami ho gayi
b nani- baat mat badal
dilip- aap ko pata hai
main yeh paise nahi lunga
badi nani ne woh paise mere haath se leke almari mein rakh diya
aur almari se noto ki 4 gaddi nikal ke
mere court ki jeb mein rakhte hue kaha
b nani- ab theek hai
main badi nani se kuch keh bhi nahi paya
badi nani agar mujhe vish bhi dengi peene ko
toh main woh bhi pee lunga
main dekha badi naani ro rahi hai
badi naani kya huwa aap ro kyun rahi hain
b naani- tu pehli baar mujhse door ja raha hai
tere bina main kaise rahungi
dilip- main bhi aap se dur nahi jana chahta
yeh to mamaji ki wajah se
tabhi vanya aa gayi
vanya- chalna nahi hai kya
b nani- apna aur vanya ka khyaal rakhna
dilip- aap bhi apna khyal rakhiyega
maine aur vanya ne badi nani ke pair chhue
hum bahar aaye toh mamaji aur mamiji main gate pe khade the
maine aur vanya ne dono ke pair chhue
b mama- driver sara saman rakh diya gaadi mein
driver- jee malik rakh diya hai
b mama- apna aur vanya ka khyal rakhiyega
mamaji ne mujhse kaha
dilip- jee mamaji
main aur vanya car mein baithe
driver gaadi chalane laga
dilip- vanya hume pahunchne mein kitna time lagega
vanya- 4 ghante lagenge
dilip- bas mujhe laga ki 6 ghante toh lagenge hi
vanya- tum kya chahte ho main poora din gaadi mein baithi rahoon
dilip- bhadak kyun rahi ho
main toh sirf pooch raha tha
aur main apna munh ghuma liya
1 ghante tak jab main kuch nahi bola toh
vanya- dilip
main jawab nahi diya
vanya- dilip suno na mera sar dard kar raha hai
main vanya ka sar apne kandhe pe rakhke dabane laga
thodi der baad vanya so gayi
kaka aage kisi dhaabe pe rokiyega
main driver se kaha
d kaka- jee chhote malik
thodi der baad mujhe bhi neend ane lagi
lekin main soya nahi
vanya ke liye....
dilip- kaka aage koi dhaba dikh raha hai
d kaka- jee chhote malik
main vanya ko jagane laga
vanya- kya hai sone bhi nahi dete
dilip- utho toh
kaka aap jaiye kuch khana hai toh kha lijiye
kaka gaadi se bahar chale gaye
vanya- ab bolo kya hai
dilip- chai peeyogi
vanya- nahi peeni
dilip- sar dard kam ho jayega
vanya- nahi
dilip- maan jaao nahi toh utha ke le jaoonga
vanya- tum aur uthake le jaoge
pitaji ko agar pata chala toh
dilip- shayad tum bhool gayi
mamaji ne hi kaha tha ki apna aur vanya ka khyaal rakhna
vanya- chalo
hum ek table pe baith gaye
dilip- bhaiya do chai dena
main dhaba wale se kaha
vanya- tumko yaad hai vidya didi kaisi dikhti hai
dilip- mujhe kaise yaad hoga
vidya ko dekhe huwe 6 saal ho gaye
vanya- tum unhe didi kyun nahi kehte
woh tumse 3 saal badi hai
dilip- tumbhi toh mujhse 1 saal badi ho
toh kya tumhe bhi didi kahu
vanya- keh ke toh dikhao daant tod dungi
dilip- lo chai bhi agayi
hum dono ne chai piya
aur gaadi mein baith gaye
main apne mobile mein song chalu karke sunne laga
main kaka se pucha aur kitna time lagega
d kaka- 1 ghanta lagega chhote maalik
dilip- hum sheher mein daakhil ho gaye the
[badi nani mujhe har saal dusre sheher ghumane le jaati thi
aaj 1 saal baad main chhote mama se milunga
chhote mama 8saal pehle sheher chale gaye the
lekin woh har saal mujhse aur badi naani se milne aate hain]
dilip- vanya tumhe pata hai chhote mama sheher kyun chale gaye
vanya- mujhe theek se yaad nahi hai
baad mein bataungi
dilip- kya huwa kaka gaadi kyun rok di
d kaka- beta aage bheed lagi huwi hai
dilip- haa toh dekhiye na kis baat ki bheed hai
d kaka- abhi dekhta hoon
[kaka bahar chale gaye]
vanya- yeh toh aam baat hai
jab bhi main pitaji ke sath aati hoon sheher yaha
hamesha kam se kam 1ghanta jaam hi laga rehta hai
d kaka- chhote malik koi ladki hai
jo beech raaste pe padi hai
dilip- chaliye jaake dekhte hain
d kaka- chhodiye na chhote malik hume kya jarurat hai
dilip- [kaka ki baat sunke
gussa bahut aaya]
chaliye
[main kaka ko ghurte hue kaha]
hum dono bheed mein ghuste hue aage badhe
dilip- main kaka ko bola
kya jamana aa gaya hai
yaha pe kam se kam 500 log honge phir bhi inme se ek bhi is ladki ki madad nahi kar raha hai
log yeh bhul jaate hain
kal koi unka apna bhi aisi halat mein ho sakta hai
kaka apni gardan jhuka liya
main us ladki ke paas gaya
toh dekha ki woh ladki mere hi umar ki hai
chot ke nishaan bahut the uske jism par
uske chehre pe laal rang laga tha
isi wajah se uska chehra saaf nahi dikh raha tha
main use apni god mein utha liya
aur jane laga
tabhi kisi ki awaj aayi
are kahi ladki ko kidnap na karle security officer ko phone karo
dilip- kaun bola kaun bola
ek aadmi bheed se nikal ke bilkul mere samne khada ho gaya
aadmi- main bola
dilip- main apni laat poori taqat se uske main part pe maar diya
woh wohi pe gir ke dard se chillane laga
tabhi bheed ke log mere taraf badhne laga
dilip- ruko ruko wahi pe
bheed ruk gayi
jab yeh ladki yaha pe itni der se padi huwi thi
toh yeh madarchod dekhne nahi aaya ki yeh ladki jinda hai ki mar gayi
jab main isko apne sath le ja raha hun toh yeh bolta hai ki security officer ko phone karo
mere aane se pehle isne security officer ko phone kyun nahi kiya
main batata hoon
kyunki yeh apni maachod raha tha
main ek aur laat uske pet pe maara
aur waha se aage badh gaya
kaka ne gaadi ka gate khola
main use apne god mein hi rakhke baith gaya
kaka jaldi chachaji ke ghar chalo
kaka gaadi chalane lage
ab tumhe kya huwa
[main vanya se pucha]
vanya- kuch nahi
dilip- 30 minute baad hum chacha ke ghar pahunche
kaka ne gate khola main bahar utra aur andar jaata
usse pehle hi security ne mujhe rok liya
dilip- samne se hato
security- pehle apni pehchan batao
dilip- vanya
vanya ko dekhte hi security wala side ho gaya
main jaldi se andar gaya
chhoti mami aur unki betiyan sofe pe baithi baatein kar rahi thi
c mami- kaun ho tum aur andar kaise aaye
dilip- main us ladki ko le jaake sofe pe lita diya
c mami- security
vanya tum
yeh tumhare sath hai
vanya- chachiji yeh dilip hai
[chhoti mami mujhe ghurne lagi]
c mami- lekin yeh ladki kaun hai
vanya- yeh toh driver kaka ko pata hoga
c mami- driver kaun hai yeh ladki
[phir driver kaka ne sari baat chhoti mami ko batayi
gaali chhod ke]
c mami- theek hai tum jao
[driver se]
yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahi hai
jo yaha kisi ko bhi utha laoo
aruna1- mumma aap kis bhikari ko samjha rahi hain
jise itni bhi samajh nahi hai
kiski madad karni chahiye
aur kiski naih
avantika2- iske liye badi dadi ne humse rishta nahi rakkha
dilip- aap sabko jitni gaali deni hai baad mein de dena
pehle doctor ko bula dijiye
[tabhi c mama main gate se andar aaye
c mama- dilip tum kab aaye
aur yeh ladki kaun hai
dilip- maine c mamaji ko saari baat batayi
c mama- savita jaldi se doctor bulao
dilip- [c mami ne itni jaldi phone lagaya ki mujhe hasi aa gayi
main apna rumaal nikaala use mug mein bhigoya aur uss ladki ka chehra saaf kiya
us ladki ka chehra dekhke sab ki cheekh nikal gayi
sab ke munh se sirf itna hi nikla meghaaa
