Update 09
dilip- main wahi pe baitha rota raha
vanya room ka gate kholke bahar chali gayi
[chaliye dekhte hain
vanya kaha gayi]
vanya dilip ke room se seedha megha ke room ki taraf jane lagi
aisa lag raha tha vanya ko dilip se jyada taklif ho rahi thi
vanya ke ankhon se lagatar ansu beh rahe the
vanya megha ke room mein pahunchi
paancho behno ne jab vanya ki ankhon mein ansu dekha toh woh bahut jyada ghabra gayi
vidya- choti kya hua tujhe tu ro kyun rahi
[vanya kuch nahi boli]
aruna- vanu kya hua tujhe batana
vidya- vanya vanya
[vanya kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi]
sunita aur megha toh jyada dar gayi aur rone lagi
tabhi vidya ne vanya ka kandha pakad ke jor se hilaya
vanya hosh mein aayi
aur vidya ke gale lagke rone lagi
vanya- didi woh keh raha tha ki woh mar jayega
vidya- kaun mar jayega
batana choti mera dil bahut ghabra raha hai
vanya- dilip
sab ke munh se yahi nikla kya
vidya- kya hua dilip ko
[vanya apne dupatte mein se mobile nikal ke vidya ko deti hai]
vidya- choti yeh toh mera mobile hai
yeh tere paas kaha se aaya
[vanya woh mobile vidya se leti hai aur usmein voice recorder play kardeti hai]
vidya- choti yeh kya kar rahi
[dilip ke bathroom se nikalne ke baad
jo baate dilip aur vanya ke beech hoti hai
woh sab mobile ke jariye sab ko sunai deta hai
jaise jaise dilip ki baat aage badhti hai
sab ke ankhon se ansu behne lagte hain]
aruna- di hume dekhna chahiye kahi dilip koi galat kadam na utha le
[vidya se]
vidya- haa
[ab dekhte hain idhar kya huwa jab vanya room se bahar gayi]
dilip- mujhe aaj bahut takleef ho rahi thi
aisa lag raha tha ki ab main inlogo ki nafrat bardasht nahi kar paunga
tabhi mere sar mein bahut tez dard hone laga
aisa laga ki is dard se meri jaan nikal jayegi
meri palke bhaari hone lagi
aur main behosh ho gaya
vanya aur baki sab dilip ke room mein pahunche
vanya daud ke dilip ke paas gayi
vanya- dilip uthona kya huwa tumhe
didi dekhona dilip nahi uth raha hai
vidya- avantika jaldi se doctor ko phone laga
avantika- doctor ka number toh mumma ke paas hai
abhi jaati hoon neeche
avantika- mummy aapka phone kaha hai
c mami- waha table pe hai
tu itni ghabrayi huwi kyun hai
avantika- mummy dilip behosh ho gaya hai
doctor ko phone karungi
c mami- use kya huwa
avantika ne doctor ko phone karne lagi
c mami- ab toh bata kya huwa dilip ko
avantika- papa ka kaha hain
c mami- office gaye hain
tu baat mat badal
avantika ne sari baat
batayi
c mami- tu kyun chinta karti hai
use kuch nahi hoga
jab tak woh hum sab ki khushiyo mein aag nahi lagayega
woh marega nahi
avantika- mummy
aap ko jitni nafrat karni hai
dilip se kariye
hum behno ka pyaar humare bhai ke liye kaafi hai
c mami- badtameez apni maa se jubaan ladati hai
avantika bina kuch sune dilip ke room ki taraf jane lagti hai
idhar vanya ka roroke bura haal tha
vidya- choti chup ho ja
dilip theek ho jayega
vanya- yeh sab meri wajah se huwa hai
maine dilip ko uksaya tha
ki woh apne dil ka bojh halka kare
vidya- teri koi galti nahi hai
galti toh hamari hai
hum kabhie dilip ko samajh nahi paye
dilip ke liye papa aur chachi ki nafrat ko bachpan se dekhke humar dil mein bhi dilip ke liye nafrat baith gayi
jabki hume pata hi nahi hai ki hum dilip se nafrat kyun karte
aruna- aap theek keh rahi hain didi
har saal hum gaon jate the
lekin kabhi humne dilip se baat nahi ki
dilip humse milne bhi aata tha toh hum use dhutkaar ke bhaga dete the
megha- didi dilip ko kuch hoga toh nahi
vidya- kuch nahi hoga dilip ko
aaj tak dilip hamari nafrat sehta raha
lekin ab main apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone dungi
aruna- hum apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone denge didi
avantika- hum sab behne apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone denge
vidya- doctor ko phone kiya
avantika- ji didi thodi der mein ajayega
vidya- pehle dilip ko bed pe litao
sab behno ne dilip ko uthake bed pe litaya
vanya dilip ke sarko apni god mein rakhe hui thi
sab behno ke ankho se ansu beh rahe the
vidya- avantika jaake neeche baith doctor aaye toh jaldi leke aana
avantika room se bahar aayi aur seedhiyo pe baith gayi
woh apni maa se baat nahi karna chahti thi
thodi der baad doctor aagaya
avantika doctor ko upar leke aai
doctor ne dilip ko check kiya
ek injection lagaya
doctor- thodi der mein hosh aajayega
yeh kehke doctor chala gaya
aruna- dekho dilip ko hosh aaraha hai
dilip- main apni ankhein khol ke dekha
toh main chaunk gaya
mera sir vanya ke god mein hai
meri paancho behne mere aaju baaju baithi hai
kaash yeh pal yahi tham jaaye
lekin mere dimaag ne mujhe samjhaya yeh sach nahi hai
aap sab yaha
vanya tum ro kyun rahi ho
aruna- dilip hume maaf kardo
dilip- aap sab jaiye yaha se
vidya- dilip hum tabtak yaha se nahi jayenge jab tak tum hume maaf nahi karte
dilip- maine kaha na mujhe aap sab se baat nahi karni hai
yeh kehke main apna munh vanya ki god chhupa liya aur rone laga
aruna- dilip tum chaho toh hume bhi dhutkaar lo maar lo
par hume maaf kardo
hum tumhare pair pakadte hume maaf kardo
dilip- didiii...
dilip- aap mujhe majbur kar rahi hain
vidya- hum behno ne kabhie bhi tumhe rakhi nahi bandhi
shayad isi liye tum hume maaf nahi kar rahe ho
dilip- aap samajh nahi rahi hain
aaj aap sab josh mein hosh kho baithi hain
lekin kal aap sab mujhe phir se thukra dengi
toh main to jeete jee mar jaunga
vidya- agar dubara marne ki baat kahi
toh hum apni jaan de denge
ek baar hume maaf karde
hum tujhe apna bhaiya nahi apne jigar ka tukda samjhenge
dilip- [ab mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha tha
mera dil khud ko rok nahi paa raha tha
main kitna khushnaseeb hoon
kal mere paas sirf badi naani thi
lekin aaj mere paas inti behne aur vanya hai]
bhaiya bhi chalega
aruna- didi kya bola abhi dilip ne
vidya- mujhe kya pata usi se pooch
dilip- bhaiya bhi chalega
yeh keh ke main vidya di ke gale lag gaya aur rone laga
avantika - tu sirf vidya di ka bhaiya nahi hai
hum sabka hai
megha- haa
aruna- didi dekho toh
humara bhaiya kaise ladkiyo ki tarah ro raha hai
vidya- aruna tu toh sach bol rahi hai
ab chup bhi ho ja kitna royega
dilip- main kaha ro raha hoon
aruna- didi main apne bhaiya ke liye special aloo ke parathe bana ke lati hoon
[yeh kehke aruna chali gayi]
vidya- tere hath ke parathe
bhaiya tu toh gaya
megha- didi ab bhaiya ka kya hoga
avantika- wahi hoga jo aruna di ka paratha chahega
dilip- aap sab itna kyun ghabra gayi
aruna di parathe hi toh banane gayi hain
koi bomb banane thodi gayi hain
avantika- bhaiya bomb banake khilati toh chalta
lekin aruna di ke parate
vidya- avni aisa nahi kehte
avantika- sorry di
dilip- [mujhe toh is baat se khushi ho rahi thi
aaj pehli baar main apni di ke haathon se bane hue parathe khaunga]
[jab aruna neeche gayi]
aruna- mummy jaldi kitchen se bahar jao
c mami- kya kar rahi main khana bana rahi hoon
aruna- aap khana baad mein bana lena
mujhe apne bhaiya ke liye aloo ke
parate banane hai
c mami- ek kaam karna aloo ke parathe mein thoda sa zeher mila ke apne bhaiya ko khila dena
aruna- mummy agar apne aisa dobara kaha toh
c mami- bahut jubaan chalane lagi hai
aruna- aap jaiye yaha se
[c mami bina kuch bole apne kamre ki taraf chali gayi]
[dilip ke room mein]
dilip- didi aap mujhse baat nahi karengi
[main sunita di se pucha]
vidya- yeh toh humse bhi kam hi baat karti hai
yeh sirf megha se baat karti hai
dilip- [main sunita di ki taraf dekha]
sunita- nahi bhaiya di jhuth bol rahi hain
main toh sab se baat karti
main toh tujhse bhi baat kar rahi hoon
tu toh mera bhaiya hai
hai na hai ki nahi
dilip- [main vidya di ki taraf dekha
yeh kam bolna huwa]
[vidya di avanatika di aur megha di hasne lagi
unka hasna band hi nahi ho raha tha]
sunita- aap sab ko kya huwa
aruna- pesh hai mere hatho ke bane special aloo ke parathe
main apne bhaiya ko apne hatho se khilaungi
[dilip- [aruna di mere sath bed pe baith gayi
aur mujhe apne hathon se parathe khilane lagi]
aap sab bhi khaona
aruna- woh sab mere hath ke bane huwe parathe nahi khati
dilip- itna swadisht hai
vidya- sach mein
dilip- aap khud khake dekho
[uske baad toh sab parathe pe toot pade
5 minute ke andar sare parathe khatam ho gaye]
aruna- yeh kya sara chat kar gaye
aaj tak toh kabhie nahi khaya
dilip- kyun
aruna- main batati hoon
pehli baar jab main parathe bana rahi thi
meri galti se parathe mein
laal mirch aur namak jyada pad gaya tha
jab sab ne mere hath ke bane hue parathe khaye
toh sab ne mera bahut majak udaya
us din se jab bhi main parathe banati thi
usmein namak aur laal mirch 10guna jyada mila deti thi
vidya- iska matlab tu hume aaj tak apne magarmach ansu dikha ke apne jwalamukhi type parathe khilati rahi
aruna- haa
vidya- haa ki bachchi ruk tujhe batati hoon
[vidya di aruna di ko chapat lagne lagi]
aruna- bhaiya bachao
bhaiya bachao
dilip- [main uthne laga]
vidya- agar tu waha se utha hai
toh teri taange tod dungi
dilip- [main phir baith gaya]
aruna- mera pyara bhaiya apni didi ko nahi bachayega
dilip- [main toh fas chuka tha dono taraf se
tabhi mujhe gaanv ka ek muhavra yaad aagaya]
ek mahapurush ne kaha tha
do aurto ke jhagde mein naa kisi mard ko padna chahiye
naa hi kisi aurat ko
[jahan vidya di meri baat pe khush dikh rahi thi
wahi aruna di ne apna munh phula liya]
[main avantika di ki taraf dekha]
avantika- didi aap dono ko yeh aurat bol raha hai
[vidya aur aruna di meri samne aake khadi ho gayi
vidya- main tujhe kis angle se aurat dikhti hoon
dilip- maine aapko aurat thode hi kaha hai
aruna- toh tu mujhe aurat keh raha hai
dilip- maine toh muhavre mein aurat kaha tha
[vidya di aur aruna di ne ek dusre ko dekha aur lagi mujhe peetne]
[tabhi c mama ke chillane ki awaj aayi
woh megha di ko awaj de rahe the]
[main megha di ki taraf dekha toh megha di bahut dari huwi dikh rahi thi]
aruna- megha pitaji tujhe awaj de rahe hain
[tabhi c mama mere room mein daakhil hue
unke chehre dekhke hum sab dar gaye
woh bahut hi jyada gusse mein lag rahe the]...
vanya room ka gate kholke bahar chali gayi
[chaliye dekhte hain
vanya kaha gayi]
vanya dilip ke room se seedha megha ke room ki taraf jane lagi
aisa lag raha tha vanya ko dilip se jyada taklif ho rahi thi
vanya ke ankhon se lagatar ansu beh rahe the
vanya megha ke room mein pahunchi
paancho behno ne jab vanya ki ankhon mein ansu dekha toh woh bahut jyada ghabra gayi
vidya- choti kya hua tujhe tu ro kyun rahi
[vanya kuch nahi boli]
aruna- vanu kya hua tujhe batana
vidya- vanya vanya
[vanya kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi]
sunita aur megha toh jyada dar gayi aur rone lagi
tabhi vidya ne vanya ka kandha pakad ke jor se hilaya
vanya hosh mein aayi
aur vidya ke gale lagke rone lagi
vanya- didi woh keh raha tha ki woh mar jayega
vidya- kaun mar jayega
batana choti mera dil bahut ghabra raha hai
vanya- dilip
sab ke munh se yahi nikla kya
vidya- kya hua dilip ko
[vanya apne dupatte mein se mobile nikal ke vidya ko deti hai]
vidya- choti yeh toh mera mobile hai
yeh tere paas kaha se aaya
[vanya woh mobile vidya se leti hai aur usmein voice recorder play kardeti hai]
vidya- choti yeh kya kar rahi
[dilip ke bathroom se nikalne ke baad
jo baate dilip aur vanya ke beech hoti hai
woh sab mobile ke jariye sab ko sunai deta hai
jaise jaise dilip ki baat aage badhti hai
sab ke ankhon se ansu behne lagte hain]
aruna- di hume dekhna chahiye kahi dilip koi galat kadam na utha le
[vidya se]
vidya- haa
[ab dekhte hain idhar kya huwa jab vanya room se bahar gayi]
dilip- mujhe aaj bahut takleef ho rahi thi
aisa lag raha tha ki ab main inlogo ki nafrat bardasht nahi kar paunga
tabhi mere sar mein bahut tez dard hone laga
aisa laga ki is dard se meri jaan nikal jayegi
meri palke bhaari hone lagi
aur main behosh ho gaya
vanya aur baki sab dilip ke room mein pahunche
vanya daud ke dilip ke paas gayi
vanya- dilip uthona kya huwa tumhe
didi dekhona dilip nahi uth raha hai
vidya- avantika jaldi se doctor ko phone laga
avantika- doctor ka number toh mumma ke paas hai
abhi jaati hoon neeche
avantika- mummy aapka phone kaha hai
c mami- waha table pe hai
tu itni ghabrayi huwi kyun hai
avantika- mummy dilip behosh ho gaya hai
doctor ko phone karungi
c mami- use kya huwa
avantika ne doctor ko phone karne lagi
c mami- ab toh bata kya huwa dilip ko
avantika- papa ka kaha hain
c mami- office gaye hain
tu baat mat badal
avantika ne sari baat
batayi
c mami- tu kyun chinta karti hai
use kuch nahi hoga
jab tak woh hum sab ki khushiyo mein aag nahi lagayega
woh marega nahi
avantika- mummy
aap ko jitni nafrat karni hai
dilip se kariye
hum behno ka pyaar humare bhai ke liye kaafi hai
c mami- badtameez apni maa se jubaan ladati hai
avantika bina kuch sune dilip ke room ki taraf jane lagti hai
idhar vanya ka roroke bura haal tha
vidya- choti chup ho ja
dilip theek ho jayega
vanya- yeh sab meri wajah se huwa hai
maine dilip ko uksaya tha
ki woh apne dil ka bojh halka kare
vidya- teri koi galti nahi hai
galti toh hamari hai
hum kabhie dilip ko samajh nahi paye
dilip ke liye papa aur chachi ki nafrat ko bachpan se dekhke humar dil mein bhi dilip ke liye nafrat baith gayi
jabki hume pata hi nahi hai ki hum dilip se nafrat kyun karte
aruna- aap theek keh rahi hain didi
har saal hum gaon jate the
lekin kabhi humne dilip se baat nahi ki
dilip humse milne bhi aata tha toh hum use dhutkaar ke bhaga dete the
megha- didi dilip ko kuch hoga toh nahi
vidya- kuch nahi hoga dilip ko
aaj tak dilip hamari nafrat sehta raha
lekin ab main apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone dungi
aruna- hum apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone denge didi
avantika- hum sab behne apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone denge
vidya- doctor ko phone kiya
avantika- ji didi thodi der mein ajayega
vidya- pehle dilip ko bed pe litao
sab behno ne dilip ko uthake bed pe litaya
vanya dilip ke sarko apni god mein rakhe hui thi
sab behno ke ankho se ansu beh rahe the
vidya- avantika jaake neeche baith doctor aaye toh jaldi leke aana
avantika room se bahar aayi aur seedhiyo pe baith gayi
woh apni maa se baat nahi karna chahti thi
thodi der baad doctor aagaya
avantika doctor ko upar leke aai
doctor ne dilip ko check kiya
ek injection lagaya
doctor- thodi der mein hosh aajayega
yeh kehke doctor chala gaya
aruna- dekho dilip ko hosh aaraha hai
dilip- main apni ankhein khol ke dekha
toh main chaunk gaya
mera sir vanya ke god mein hai
meri paancho behne mere aaju baaju baithi hai
kaash yeh pal yahi tham jaaye
lekin mere dimaag ne mujhe samjhaya yeh sach nahi hai
aap sab yaha
vanya tum ro kyun rahi ho
aruna- dilip hume maaf kardo
dilip- aap sab jaiye yaha se
vidya- dilip hum tabtak yaha se nahi jayenge jab tak tum hume maaf nahi karte
dilip- maine kaha na mujhe aap sab se baat nahi karni hai
yeh kehke main apna munh vanya ki god chhupa liya aur rone laga
aruna- dilip tum chaho toh hume bhi dhutkaar lo maar lo
par hume maaf kardo
hum tumhare pair pakadte hume maaf kardo
dilip- didiii...
dilip- aap mujhe majbur kar rahi hain
vidya- hum behno ne kabhie bhi tumhe rakhi nahi bandhi
shayad isi liye tum hume maaf nahi kar rahe ho
dilip- aap samajh nahi rahi hain
aaj aap sab josh mein hosh kho baithi hain
lekin kal aap sab mujhe phir se thukra dengi
toh main to jeete jee mar jaunga
vidya- agar dubara marne ki baat kahi
toh hum apni jaan de denge
ek baar hume maaf karde
hum tujhe apna bhaiya nahi apne jigar ka tukda samjhenge
dilip- [ab mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha tha
mera dil khud ko rok nahi paa raha tha
main kitna khushnaseeb hoon
kal mere paas sirf badi naani thi
lekin aaj mere paas inti behne aur vanya hai]
bhaiya bhi chalega
aruna- didi kya bola abhi dilip ne
vidya- mujhe kya pata usi se pooch
dilip- bhaiya bhi chalega
yeh keh ke main vidya di ke gale lag gaya aur rone laga
avantika - tu sirf vidya di ka bhaiya nahi hai
hum sabka hai
megha- haa
aruna- didi dekho toh
humara bhaiya kaise ladkiyo ki tarah ro raha hai
vidya- aruna tu toh sach bol rahi hai
ab chup bhi ho ja kitna royega
dilip- main kaha ro raha hoon
aruna- didi main apne bhaiya ke liye special aloo ke parathe bana ke lati hoon
[yeh kehke aruna chali gayi]
vidya- tere hath ke parathe
bhaiya tu toh gaya
megha- didi ab bhaiya ka kya hoga
avantika- wahi hoga jo aruna di ka paratha chahega
dilip- aap sab itna kyun ghabra gayi
aruna di parathe hi toh banane gayi hain
koi bomb banane thodi gayi hain
avantika- bhaiya bomb banake khilati toh chalta
lekin aruna di ke parate
vidya- avni aisa nahi kehte
avantika- sorry di
dilip- [mujhe toh is baat se khushi ho rahi thi
aaj pehli baar main apni di ke haathon se bane hue parathe khaunga]
[jab aruna neeche gayi]
aruna- mummy jaldi kitchen se bahar jao
c mami- kya kar rahi main khana bana rahi hoon
aruna- aap khana baad mein bana lena
mujhe apne bhaiya ke liye aloo ke
parate banane hai
c mami- ek kaam karna aloo ke parathe mein thoda sa zeher mila ke apne bhaiya ko khila dena
aruna- mummy agar apne aisa dobara kaha toh
c mami- bahut jubaan chalane lagi hai
aruna- aap jaiye yaha se
[c mami bina kuch bole apne kamre ki taraf chali gayi]
[dilip ke room mein]
dilip- didi aap mujhse baat nahi karengi
[main sunita di se pucha]
vidya- yeh toh humse bhi kam hi baat karti hai
yeh sirf megha se baat karti hai
dilip- [main sunita di ki taraf dekha]
sunita- nahi bhaiya di jhuth bol rahi hain
main toh sab se baat karti
main toh tujhse bhi baat kar rahi hoon
tu toh mera bhaiya hai
hai na hai ki nahi
dilip- [main vidya di ki taraf dekha
yeh kam bolna huwa]
[vidya di avanatika di aur megha di hasne lagi
unka hasna band hi nahi ho raha tha]
sunita- aap sab ko kya huwa
aruna- pesh hai mere hatho ke bane special aloo ke parathe
main apne bhaiya ko apne hatho se khilaungi
[dilip- [aruna di mere sath bed pe baith gayi
aur mujhe apne hathon se parathe khilane lagi]
aap sab bhi khaona
aruna- woh sab mere hath ke bane huwe parathe nahi khati
dilip- itna swadisht hai
vidya- sach mein
dilip- aap khud khake dekho
[uske baad toh sab parathe pe toot pade
5 minute ke andar sare parathe khatam ho gaye]
aruna- yeh kya sara chat kar gaye
aaj tak toh kabhie nahi khaya
dilip- kyun
aruna- main batati hoon
pehli baar jab main parathe bana rahi thi
meri galti se parathe mein
laal mirch aur namak jyada pad gaya tha
jab sab ne mere hath ke bane hue parathe khaye
toh sab ne mera bahut majak udaya
us din se jab bhi main parathe banati thi
usmein namak aur laal mirch 10guna jyada mila deti thi
vidya- iska matlab tu hume aaj tak apne magarmach ansu dikha ke apne jwalamukhi type parathe khilati rahi
aruna- haa
vidya- haa ki bachchi ruk tujhe batati hoon
[vidya di aruna di ko chapat lagne lagi]
aruna- bhaiya bachao
bhaiya bachao
dilip- [main uthne laga]
vidya- agar tu waha se utha hai
toh teri taange tod dungi
dilip- [main phir baith gaya]
aruna- mera pyara bhaiya apni didi ko nahi bachayega
dilip- [main toh fas chuka tha dono taraf se
tabhi mujhe gaanv ka ek muhavra yaad aagaya]
ek mahapurush ne kaha tha
do aurto ke jhagde mein naa kisi mard ko padna chahiye
naa hi kisi aurat ko
[jahan vidya di meri baat pe khush dikh rahi thi
wahi aruna di ne apna munh phula liya]
[main avantika di ki taraf dekha]
avantika- didi aap dono ko yeh aurat bol raha hai
[vidya aur aruna di meri samne aake khadi ho gayi
vidya- main tujhe kis angle se aurat dikhti hoon
dilip- maine aapko aurat thode hi kaha hai
aruna- toh tu mujhe aurat keh raha hai
dilip- maine toh muhavre mein aurat kaha tha
[vidya di aur aruna di ne ek dusre ko dekha aur lagi mujhe peetne]
[tabhi c mama ke chillane ki awaj aayi
woh megha di ko awaj de rahe the]
[main megha di ki taraf dekha toh megha di bahut dari huwi dikh rahi thi]
aruna- megha pitaji tujhe awaj de rahe hain
[tabhi c mama mere room mein daakhil hue
unke chehre dekhke hum sab dar gaye
woh bahut hi jyada gusse mein lag rahe the]...
