Update 100

[woh ladki kuch bolti usse pehle hi main use ghurke dekha.woh wahan se chali gayi

main vanya ka hath pakda aur aage badh gaya

thodi der baad hum class room mein baithe the

vanya gumsum dikh rahi thi

dilip- ab aisi shakal toh mat banao

itna achcha din hai

[pata nahi kya soch kar main yeh bola tha.par meri baat sunke vanya mujhe ajeeb najro se dekhne lagi

dilip- kuch toh bolo kya maine galat kiya hai

[mere itna bolte hi vanya mere gale lag gayi

vanya- meri wajah se tumne aisa kiya.phir bhi udaas hoon

dilip- agar koi ladki tumse kahe ki woh mujhe kiss karegi.toh tum kya karti

vanya- uska munh noch lungi

[meri jaan mein jaan aayi.ki vanya ab normal ho gayi thi,hum dono apne pyar mein magan the ki ek ladki jo meri hi umra ki thi,humare paas aagayi

main uski taraf dekha

woh kaafi dari hui thi

ladko- principle madam ne aapko apne cabin mein bulaya hai

aap dono ko

[main vanya ka hath pakda aur chal diya us ladki ke peeche

kuch der baad hum principle office ke bahar khade the

ladki- aap dono andar jao

[hum dono andar gaye

principle ne mujhe ek baar ghurke dekha.aur mujhe baithne ka ishaara ki,hum dono baith gaye

vanya ka dar ke maare bura haal tha

tabhi principle ne hume ek kagaz di.maine woh kagaz le liya

jab main woh kagaz padha toh main principle madam ko ghurne laga

principle- ab tum dono ko college aane ki koi jarurat nahi hai

you can go now

[yeh sunke vanya ke hath se kagaz chhut gaya.main vanya ka kandha pakadke uthaya aur use cabin se bahar laaya,cabin se bahar nikalte hi vanya rone lagi

vanya ka rona sunke mera aankhein gusse se laal ho gayi

main vanya ka hath pakda aur use class room mein le jaake bitha diya

jaise taise karke vanya chup hui

vanya- ab kya hoga.kaash main tumhare sath college hi na aati.kam se kam tumhe toh college se nahi nikala jata

[main apna maatha peet liya.main jo pehle hi apni padhai puri kar chuka hoon.uske baare mein itna soch rahi hai

aur apne liye koi dukh hi nahi hai

dilip- achcha suno main kuch der mein aata hoon

vanya- kahan ja rahe ho

dilip- principle madam ko manane ja raha hoon

vanya- kuch galat mat karna please hum kisi aur college mein admission le lenge

[main apni gardan haan mein hila diya

aur pahuncha college ki chhat pe

mere jaane ke baad ek ladki vanya ke paas aake baith gayi.jo humare peeche baithi hui thi

ladki- hi main riya hoon

vanya- vanya

riya- haan toh vanya tumhara bf superman toh hai nahi.phir tum kyun keh rahi thi kuch galat mat karna

vanya- dusro ki baatein sunna galat baat hoti hai

riya- ab main kya karu.tumhara bf itne achche se tumhe chup kara raha tha.ki hum sab ne tumhari baatein sun hi li

vanya- hum sabne

riya- madam yeh classroom hai apne charo taraf dekho

[vanya jab charo taraf dekhi toh pata chala jyadatar student use hi ghur rahe the

lekin un sab mein koi ladka bilkul bhi nahi tha

main chhat pe pahunchke d ko phone lagaya

do ring ke baad hi d ne phone utha liya

d- yes boss

dilip- achcha suno tumhe pata hai is waqt main kahan hoon

d- aap college mein hain

dilip- ek kaam karo

[phir main d ko kya karna hai woh bata diya

aur wait karne laga.theek 15 minute baad main principle madam ke cabin ke bahar khada tha

main andar jaake gate lock kiya.aur principle madam ke saamne waali chair pe baith gaya

woh mujhe ghurne lagi...

main andar jaake gate lock kiya.aur principle madam ke saamne waali chair pe baith gaya

woh mujhe ghurne lagi

dilip- na aapne yeh jaan ne ki koshish ki.main us ladke ko kyun maara

na aapne yeh samajhne ki koshish ki vanya ki koi galti nahi thi,kamaal hai madam is sheher ka sabse bada college aur ragging ki koi had hi nahi hai

principle- listen hero boy agar tumhare sath ragging ho rahi thi toh tumhe mere paas aana chahiye tha,tum yaha padhne aaye the.kisi ko hospital pahunchane nahi

dilip- aapne humara form dekha hai

principle- mujhe pata hai woh tumhari wife hai

dilip- us ladke ne mujhse kaha ki woh ab use kiss karega

principle- any proof

dilip- aap jaanti hai main sach keh raha hoon

principle- is college ke trusty ki beti ne yeh kaha hai ki tumne uske sath misbehave kiya aur jab vishesh ne tumhe rokne ki koshish ki toh tumne use hospital pahuncha diya

dilip- iska matlab ab kuch nahi ho sakta

principle- mere 3 count karne tak agar tum yahan se nahi gaye toh main tumhe yakeen dilati hoon,is state ke kisi bhi college mein tumhe admission nahi mil sakega

principle- 1 2 3

[aur madam ka phone bajne laga

madam ne phone uthaya

jaise jaise waqt aage badh raha tha.waise waise madam ka chehra peela padne laga

aur madam ke hath se phone chhut gaya

dilip- aap kuch keh rahi thi

principle- please meri beti ko kuch mat karna

woh meri jaan hai please

dilip- aap apna kaam kijiye main apna kaam karunga

principle- kya chahte ho tum

dilip- apni wife ke sath yahan padhna chahta hoon

principle- tum jaisa chahoge waisa hi hoga

[main cabin se bahar nikla aur chal diya apni angel ke paas

[thodi der pehle chhatpe

d- aap yeh chahte hai main principle ke ghar kuch ladkiyo ko bheju aur woh ladkiya principle ki beti ke kapde utaarke use baandh dein phir main principle ko phone karu.

Dilip- yes

[jab d ne principle madam ko phone kiya

d- main aapki beti ke room ke bahar khada hoon,andar room mein 4 ladkiyo ne aapki beti ke kapde utaarke use ek chair pe baandha hua hai

agar aapne dilip sir aur unki wife ko college se nikaala toh agle hi pal aapki beti ki izzat ko main raund daalunga

yakeen nahi aaraha hoga

toh main phone andar bhejta hoon apni beti se baat kar lo

[phir principle madam ne apne beti se baat ki jo kaafi ro rahi thi

uske baad kya hua yeh toh aapko pata hi hai

main class room mein pahunchke dekha vanya kisi ladki se baat kar rahi hai,main jab wahan pe pahuncha toh woh ladki jhat se khadi ho gayi aur peechhe jaake baith gayi

main vanya ke paas baith gaya

vanya- kuch bolo mat pata hai mujhe principle madam maan gai hain

lekin kaise yeh batao

are woh ladki jo vishesh ke sath thi.main uske paas gaya.aur use sab bataya.toh woh mere sath madam ke paas gayi aur bas,madam maan gai

[meri baat sunke vanya kuch der tak mujhe dekhi,aur hansne lagi

mera toh popat ho gaya

lekin vanya ko hanste dekhke sukun mila

phir teacher aayi humne apne aapko introduce kiya

phir teacher aate gaye jaan pehchaan badhate gaye

recess mein main vanya ko leke canteen mein aagaya

saala aisa lag raha tha,main college ka dada hoon,koi bhi ladka meri taraf dekh hi nahi raha tha

phir hum samose khane lage

vanya- chalo didi ko bataungi aaj phir tumne kuch upar neeche kiya hai

[yeh sunte hi samosa mere gale mein atak gaya

aur main khansne laga...

vanya- chalo didi ko bataungi aaj phir tumne kuch upar neeche kiya hai

[yeh sunte hi samosa mere gale mein atak gaya

aur main khansne laga

vanya jaldi se mujhe paani di main paani peeke vanya ko gusse bhari najro se dekhne laga

vanya- gussa kyun hote ho.main toh majak kar rahi thi

dilip- ghar chal tujhe batata hoon

[vanya sharma gayi

tabhi mera phone bajne laga.phone vidu ka tha

main phone vanya ko deke uske saamne hath jodne laga,woh jaisa taisa bahana banake phone rakh di

phir hum class mein gaye

ek toh mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaraha tha,ki is college mein sirf female professers hain,had ho gayi,college off hone ke baad jaise hi hum campus mein pahunche woh ladki mujhe dikhi vishesh ke sath jo thi

vanya ka chehra dekhke main samajh gaya,vanya ko gussa aaraha tha

phir main bike pe baitha vanya mere peeche baithi raaste mein vanya chup karke baithi hui thi

main bike rok diya.aur vanya ko dekhne laga

dilip- main tumse baat nahi karunga

vanya- kyun

dilip- kyun yeh tum khud se pucho

ab sochna band karo

aur mujhse pura sat karke baitho

warna main ashleel ho jaunga

[meri baat sunke vanya jhatse mere se chipak gayi

uske dono hath mere seene pe the.aur uski dono chuchi meri peeth mein dabi hui

kuch der baad hum gaon ki sarhad pe pahunch gaye,vanya mujhse thoda door hoke baith gayi

phir hum ghar pahunche

meri dono aur dono mami baatein kar rahi thi

hum dono ko dekhke sab humare paas aagayi

sabse pehle vidu mere chehre ko niharne lagi.aur bmami vanya ke chehre ko

tab tak alina humare liye paani le aayi

hum dono ne paani peeya

phir main apne room mein aagaya

d ko phone kiya

d- hello sir

dilip- pata lagaya

d- jis ladke ko aapne dhoya.woh ek bussinessman ka beta hai

aur woh ladki uski girlfreind aur trusty ki beti hai

dilip- baasi khabar hai

d- ek aur news hai lekin woh kal dunga

[aur phone cut ho gaya

vidu mere liye khana leke aagayi aur sathmein alina bhi,dono apne hatho se mujhe khilane lagi

phir alina plate leke chali gayi

dilip- khana kyun nahi khaya abhi tak

vidu- kab ka kha chuki hoon

[main vidu ke gaal sehlane laga

dilip- aap mujhse bahut pyar karti hain

vidu- aapko nahi pata

[main vidu ko apni god mein bithaya.aur uske honto pe apne hont rakhke chusne laga

vidu bhi mera pura sath dete hue mere hont chusne lagi.kuch der baad main apne hont vidu ke hont se alag kiya

dilip- ek baar alina theek ho jaye phir aapko bataunga apni pati se dur rehne ka kitna meetha phal milta hai

vidu- dhutt besharam

dilip- hudd hai apni biwi se code word mein baat karne pe bhi aadmi besharam kehlata hai

main besharam tab kehlata.jab main aap se yeh kehta.ek baar alina theek ho jaye

phir aapki choot mein apna lund daalke jo din bhar chodunga[vidu mere munh pe hath rakh di

vidu- aapko jo karna ho kijiyega lekin yeh sab na boliye

dilip- sorry main kuch jyada hi bol gaya

vidu- main poori tarah se aapki hoon,main aapki kisi baat pe gussa nahi ho sakti

dilip- mujhe pata hai.aur maine jo kaha hai wohi karunga

vidu- dekhenge

dilip- ab aise itraayengi toh controle nahi hoga

vidu- aap thakte nahi hain

dilip- yeh toh aapne rok rakkha hai,warna main aur thak jaun

vidu- kya karu main aapka

dilip- itna khubsurat pati mila hai, jo chahe karo

[yahi sab baatein karte hue shaam ho gayi

tabhi vanya aake boli simita bua aayi hain...

dilip- itna khubsurat pati mila hai, jo chahe karo

[yahi sab baatein karte hue shaam ho gayi

tabhi vanya aake boli simita bua aayi hain

main aur vidu vanya ke sath neeche gaye

simita maasi ke sath priya aur priti bhi aayi hui thi

main smaasi ke pair chhua

unho ne kuch nahi kaha

yeh toh koi nayi baat nahi thi

phir main alina ke sath baith gaya

jo ek side mein baithi thi

alina- tumse naraz hain

dilip- mujhe kya pata aur tum unke paas mat jana

alina- nahi jaungi

waise di ke sath tum kya baatein kar rahe the

kahi

dilip- raat mein tujhe bataunga

alina- papa ne phone kiya tha

dilip- abhi bata rahi ho

alina- abhi toh kiya tha

dilip- kya keh rahe the

alina- 9 baje phone karenge

dilip- medicine kha rahi ho na

alina- yes

[hum dono baat kar rahe the ki priti humare paas aagayi

priti- hi main priti hoon

alina- alina

priti- aap aaiye na humare sath

[bataiye bade bhai ki koi respect nahi,khair main apne room mein aake let gaya

thodi der baad neend aagayi

jab mujhe laga ki koi mujhe utha raha hai toh man kiya use apni baaho mein le loon,par mujhe pata tha last time aruna ne meri kaisi dhulai ki thi

toh main apni aankhein khola,dekha vanya mujhe utha rahi hai

main jhat se vanya ko apni baaho mein bhar liya

vanya mujhse chhutne ke liye chhatpatane lagi

vanya- papa bula rahe hain

[main vanya ko chhoda aur bed se utarke bathroom bhaaga fresh hoke bahar nikla toh vanya mujhe dekhke hansne lagi

vanya- pehle tum pitaji se darte the.ab tum papa se

[main vanya ke paas gaya aur uski kamar mein chimti kaat liya

vanya uchhal padi,yeh papa toh phone karne waale the,phir yahan kaise aagaye,

dilip- papa toh phone karne waale the

vanya- mujhe kya pata,woh didi ke room mein hain

[khair main gaya vidu ke room,lekin yeh kya gate band hai matlab andar se

main jaise hi gate khola pata chala aaj meri biwiyo ne meri maarne ka pura plan banaye hui thi,lekin hum bhi commando thehre palak jhapakte hi waha se hat gaye,aur saara paani farsh pe fail gaya,lekin jab megha aur sunita ko dekha toh muskura pada

sath mein avni priya aur priti bhi thi

lekin had toh tab ho gayi,jab megha aur sunita mere seene se lag gayi

megha- bhaiya maine aapko bahut miss kiya

sunita- aur maine toh is se kayi jyada aapko miss kiya

dilip- achcha theek hai ab rona band karo,aur yeh batao yeh paani waala idea kiska tha

megha- alina bhabhi ka

[alina ki aankhein hairat se phail gayi,main use aankho se ishara kiya

dilip- aur kaun aaya hai

megha- aruna di job mein busy hain,avni di papa aur mummy neeche hain

dilip- aaj koi khaas din hai kya

vanya- shaadi ki 25th anniversary hai

dilip- kiski shaadi ki

[vanya mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi

vidu- mummy[woh kya hai vidu room mein enter hui aur phisal gayi

lekin isse pehle woh gidti main use pakad liya

vidu- yeh sab kya hai

megha- alina bhabhi ka idea tha

dilip- ab aapko bhi gussa aane laga hai

vidu- sorry

megha- so romantic bhaiya

di ek baar aur daanto na

sunita- ab samajh mein aaya aaj bhi bhaiya aapko aap aap kyun karte hain

[bmami awaj dene lagi

hum sab neeche gaye,main cmama aur cmami ke paon chhua

cmama mujhe upar se neeche tak dekhne lage

tabhi piche se kisi ne mujhe awaj diya,main dekha kmaasi bhi aayi hain

main khushi se uchhal pada,aur kmaasi ke gale lag gaya

kmaasi ko kuch ajeeb laga

main pehli baar unke gale laga tha,karuna aur kavya nahi aayi thi,phir hum sabne sath mein khana khaya

main apni behno ke sath baithke unse baatein karne laga

mujhe bas itnezaar tha raat hone ka main apni kmaasi se jee bharke baat karna chahta tha...​
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