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[woh ladki kuch bolti usse pehle hi main use ghurke dekha.woh wahan se chali gayi
main vanya ka hath pakda aur aage badh gaya
thodi der baad hum class room mein baithe the
vanya gumsum dikh rahi thi
dilip- ab aisi shakal toh mat banao
itna achcha din hai
[pata nahi kya soch kar main yeh bola tha.par meri baat sunke vanya mujhe ajeeb najro se dekhne lagi
dilip- kuch toh bolo kya maine galat kiya hai
[mere itna bolte hi vanya mere gale lag gayi
vanya- meri wajah se tumne aisa kiya.phir bhi udaas hoon
dilip- agar koi ladki tumse kahe ki woh mujhe kiss karegi.toh tum kya karti
vanya- uska munh noch lungi
[meri jaan mein jaan aayi.ki vanya ab normal ho gayi thi,hum dono apne pyar mein magan the ki ek ladki jo meri hi umra ki thi,humare paas aagayi
main uski taraf dekha
woh kaafi dari hui thi
ladko- principle madam ne aapko apne cabin mein bulaya hai
aap dono ko
[main vanya ka hath pakda aur chal diya us ladki ke peeche
kuch der baad hum principle office ke bahar khade the
ladki- aap dono andar jao
[hum dono andar gaye
principle ne mujhe ek baar ghurke dekha.aur mujhe baithne ka ishaara ki,hum dono baith gaye
vanya ka dar ke maare bura haal tha
tabhi principle ne hume ek kagaz di.maine woh kagaz le liya
jab main woh kagaz padha toh main principle madam ko ghurne laga
principle- ab tum dono ko college aane ki koi jarurat nahi hai
you can go now
[yeh sunke vanya ke hath se kagaz chhut gaya.main vanya ka kandha pakadke uthaya aur use cabin se bahar laaya,cabin se bahar nikalte hi vanya rone lagi
vanya ka rona sunke mera aankhein gusse se laal ho gayi
main vanya ka hath pakda aur use class room mein le jaake bitha diya
jaise taise karke vanya chup hui
vanya- ab kya hoga.kaash main tumhare sath college hi na aati.kam se kam tumhe toh college se nahi nikala jata
[main apna maatha peet liya.main jo pehle hi apni padhai puri kar chuka hoon.uske baare mein itna soch rahi hai
aur apne liye koi dukh hi nahi hai
dilip- achcha suno main kuch der mein aata hoon
vanya- kahan ja rahe ho
dilip- principle madam ko manane ja raha hoon
vanya- kuch galat mat karna please hum kisi aur college mein admission le lenge
[main apni gardan haan mein hila diya
aur pahuncha college ki chhat pe
mere jaane ke baad ek ladki vanya ke paas aake baith gayi.jo humare peeche baithi hui thi
ladki- hi main riya hoon
vanya- vanya
riya- haan toh vanya tumhara bf superman toh hai nahi.phir tum kyun keh rahi thi kuch galat mat karna
vanya- dusro ki baatein sunna galat baat hoti hai
riya- ab main kya karu.tumhara bf itne achche se tumhe chup kara raha tha.ki hum sab ne tumhari baatein sun hi li
vanya- hum sabne
riya- madam yeh classroom hai apne charo taraf dekho
[vanya jab charo taraf dekhi toh pata chala jyadatar student use hi ghur rahe the
lekin un sab mein koi ladka bilkul bhi nahi tha
main chhat pe pahunchke d ko phone lagaya
do ring ke baad hi d ne phone utha liya
d- yes boss
dilip- achcha suno tumhe pata hai is waqt main kahan hoon
d- aap college mein hain
dilip- ek kaam karo
[phir main d ko kya karna hai woh bata diya
aur wait karne laga.theek 15 minute baad main principle madam ke cabin ke bahar khada tha
main andar jaake gate lock kiya.aur principle madam ke saamne waali chair pe baith gaya
woh mujhe ghurne lagi...
main andar jaake gate lock kiya.aur principle madam ke saamne waali chair pe baith gaya
woh mujhe ghurne lagi
dilip- na aapne yeh jaan ne ki koshish ki.main us ladke ko kyun maara
na aapne yeh samajhne ki koshish ki vanya ki koi galti nahi thi,kamaal hai madam is sheher ka sabse bada college aur ragging ki koi had hi nahi hai
principle- listen hero boy agar tumhare sath ragging ho rahi thi toh tumhe mere paas aana chahiye tha,tum yaha padhne aaye the.kisi ko hospital pahunchane nahi
dilip- aapne humara form dekha hai
principle- mujhe pata hai woh tumhari wife hai
dilip- us ladke ne mujhse kaha ki woh ab use kiss karega
principle- any proof
dilip- aap jaanti hai main sach keh raha hoon
principle- is college ke trusty ki beti ne yeh kaha hai ki tumne uske sath misbehave kiya aur jab vishesh ne tumhe rokne ki koshish ki toh tumne use hospital pahuncha diya
dilip- iska matlab ab kuch nahi ho sakta
principle- mere 3 count karne tak agar tum yahan se nahi gaye toh main tumhe yakeen dilati hoon,is state ke kisi bhi college mein tumhe admission nahi mil sakega
principle- 1 2 3
[aur madam ka phone bajne laga
madam ne phone uthaya
jaise jaise waqt aage badh raha tha.waise waise madam ka chehra peela padne laga
aur madam ke hath se phone chhut gaya
dilip- aap kuch keh rahi thi
principle- please meri beti ko kuch mat karna
woh meri jaan hai please
dilip- aap apna kaam kijiye main apna kaam karunga
principle- kya chahte ho tum
dilip- apni wife ke sath yahan padhna chahta hoon
principle- tum jaisa chahoge waisa hi hoga
[main cabin se bahar nikla aur chal diya apni angel ke paas
[thodi der pehle chhatpe
d- aap yeh chahte hai main principle ke ghar kuch ladkiyo ko bheju aur woh ladkiya principle ki beti ke kapde utaarke use baandh dein phir main principle ko phone karu.
Dilip- yes
[jab d ne principle madam ko phone kiya
d- main aapki beti ke room ke bahar khada hoon,andar room mein 4 ladkiyo ne aapki beti ke kapde utaarke use ek chair pe baandha hua hai
agar aapne dilip sir aur unki wife ko college se nikaala toh agle hi pal aapki beti ki izzat ko main raund daalunga
yakeen nahi aaraha hoga
toh main phone andar bhejta hoon apni beti se baat kar lo
[phir principle madam ne apne beti se baat ki jo kaafi ro rahi thi
uske baad kya hua yeh toh aapko pata hi hai
main class room mein pahunchke dekha vanya kisi ladki se baat kar rahi hai,main jab wahan pe pahuncha toh woh ladki jhat se khadi ho gayi aur peechhe jaake baith gayi
main vanya ke paas baith gaya
vanya- kuch bolo mat pata hai mujhe principle madam maan gai hain
lekin kaise yeh batao
are woh ladki jo vishesh ke sath thi.main uske paas gaya.aur use sab bataya.toh woh mere sath madam ke paas gayi aur bas,madam maan gai
[meri baat sunke vanya kuch der tak mujhe dekhi,aur hansne lagi
mera toh popat ho gaya
lekin vanya ko hanste dekhke sukun mila
phir teacher aayi humne apne aapko introduce kiya
phir teacher aate gaye jaan pehchaan badhate gaye
recess mein main vanya ko leke canteen mein aagaya
saala aisa lag raha tha,main college ka dada hoon,koi bhi ladka meri taraf dekh hi nahi raha tha
phir hum samose khane lage
vanya- chalo didi ko bataungi aaj phir tumne kuch upar neeche kiya hai
[yeh sunte hi samosa mere gale mein atak gaya
aur main khansne laga...
vanya- chalo didi ko bataungi aaj phir tumne kuch upar neeche kiya hai
[yeh sunte hi samosa mere gale mein atak gaya
aur main khansne laga
vanya jaldi se mujhe paani di main paani peeke vanya ko gusse bhari najro se dekhne laga
vanya- gussa kyun hote ho.main toh majak kar rahi thi
dilip- ghar chal tujhe batata hoon
[vanya sharma gayi
tabhi mera phone bajne laga.phone vidu ka tha
main phone vanya ko deke uske saamne hath jodne laga,woh jaisa taisa bahana banake phone rakh di
phir hum class mein gaye
ek toh mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaraha tha,ki is college mein sirf female professers hain,had ho gayi,college off hone ke baad jaise hi hum campus mein pahunche woh ladki mujhe dikhi vishesh ke sath jo thi
vanya ka chehra dekhke main samajh gaya,vanya ko gussa aaraha tha
phir main bike pe baitha vanya mere peeche baithi raaste mein vanya chup karke baithi hui thi
main bike rok diya.aur vanya ko dekhne laga
dilip- main tumse baat nahi karunga
vanya- kyun
dilip- kyun yeh tum khud se pucho
ab sochna band karo
aur mujhse pura sat karke baitho
warna main ashleel ho jaunga
[meri baat sunke vanya jhatse mere se chipak gayi
uske dono hath mere seene pe the.aur uski dono chuchi meri peeth mein dabi hui
kuch der baad hum gaon ki sarhad pe pahunch gaye,vanya mujhse thoda door hoke baith gayi
phir hum ghar pahunche
meri dono aur dono mami baatein kar rahi thi
hum dono ko dekhke sab humare paas aagayi
sabse pehle vidu mere chehre ko niharne lagi.aur bmami vanya ke chehre ko
tab tak alina humare liye paani le aayi
hum dono ne paani peeya
phir main apne room mein aagaya
d ko phone kiya
d- hello sir
dilip- pata lagaya
d- jis ladke ko aapne dhoya.woh ek bussinessman ka beta hai
aur woh ladki uski girlfreind aur trusty ki beti hai
dilip- baasi khabar hai
d- ek aur news hai lekin woh kal dunga
[aur phone cut ho gaya
vidu mere liye khana leke aagayi aur sathmein alina bhi,dono apne hatho se mujhe khilane lagi
phir alina plate leke chali gayi
dilip- khana kyun nahi khaya abhi tak
vidu- kab ka kha chuki hoon
[main vidu ke gaal sehlane laga
dilip- aap mujhse bahut pyar karti hain
vidu- aapko nahi pata
[main vidu ko apni god mein bithaya.aur uske honto pe apne hont rakhke chusne laga
vidu bhi mera pura sath dete hue mere hont chusne lagi.kuch der baad main apne hont vidu ke hont se alag kiya
dilip- ek baar alina theek ho jaye phir aapko bataunga apni pati se dur rehne ka kitna meetha phal milta hai
vidu- dhutt besharam
dilip- hudd hai apni biwi se code word mein baat karne pe bhi aadmi besharam kehlata hai
main besharam tab kehlata.jab main aap se yeh kehta.ek baar alina theek ho jaye
phir aapki choot mein apna lund daalke jo din bhar chodunga[vidu mere munh pe hath rakh di
vidu- aapko jo karna ho kijiyega lekin yeh sab na boliye
dilip- sorry main kuch jyada hi bol gaya
vidu- main poori tarah se aapki hoon,main aapki kisi baat pe gussa nahi ho sakti
dilip- mujhe pata hai.aur maine jo kaha hai wohi karunga
vidu- dekhenge
dilip- ab aise itraayengi toh controle nahi hoga
vidu- aap thakte nahi hain
dilip- yeh toh aapne rok rakkha hai,warna main aur thak jaun
vidu- kya karu main aapka
dilip- itna khubsurat pati mila hai, jo chahe karo
[yahi sab baatein karte hue shaam ho gayi
tabhi vanya aake boli simita bua aayi hain...
dilip- itna khubsurat pati mila hai, jo chahe karo
[yahi sab baatein karte hue shaam ho gayi
tabhi vanya aake boli simita bua aayi hain
main aur vidu vanya ke sath neeche gaye
simita maasi ke sath priya aur priti bhi aayi hui thi
main smaasi ke pair chhua
unho ne kuch nahi kaha
yeh toh koi nayi baat nahi thi
phir main alina ke sath baith gaya
jo ek side mein baithi thi
alina- tumse naraz hain
dilip- mujhe kya pata aur tum unke paas mat jana
alina- nahi jaungi
waise di ke sath tum kya baatein kar rahe the
kahi
dilip- raat mein tujhe bataunga
alina- papa ne phone kiya tha
dilip- abhi bata rahi ho
alina- abhi toh kiya tha
dilip- kya keh rahe the
alina- 9 baje phone karenge
dilip- medicine kha rahi ho na
alina- yes
[hum dono baat kar rahe the ki priti humare paas aagayi
priti- hi main priti hoon
alina- alina
priti- aap aaiye na humare sath
[bataiye bade bhai ki koi respect nahi,khair main apne room mein aake let gaya
thodi der baad neend aagayi
jab mujhe laga ki koi mujhe utha raha hai toh man kiya use apni baaho mein le loon,par mujhe pata tha last time aruna ne meri kaisi dhulai ki thi
toh main apni aankhein khola,dekha vanya mujhe utha rahi hai
main jhat se vanya ko apni baaho mein bhar liya
vanya mujhse chhutne ke liye chhatpatane lagi
vanya- papa bula rahe hain
[main vanya ko chhoda aur bed se utarke bathroom bhaaga fresh hoke bahar nikla toh vanya mujhe dekhke hansne lagi
vanya- pehle tum pitaji se darte the.ab tum papa se
[main vanya ke paas gaya aur uski kamar mein chimti kaat liya
vanya uchhal padi,yeh papa toh phone karne waale the,phir yahan kaise aagaye,
dilip- papa toh phone karne waale the
vanya- mujhe kya pata,woh didi ke room mein hain
[khair main gaya vidu ke room,lekin yeh kya gate band hai matlab andar se
main jaise hi gate khola pata chala aaj meri biwiyo ne meri maarne ka pura plan banaye hui thi,lekin hum bhi commando thehre palak jhapakte hi waha se hat gaye,aur saara paani farsh pe fail gaya,lekin jab megha aur sunita ko dekha toh muskura pada
sath mein avni priya aur priti bhi thi
lekin had toh tab ho gayi,jab megha aur sunita mere seene se lag gayi
megha- bhaiya maine aapko bahut miss kiya
sunita- aur maine toh is se kayi jyada aapko miss kiya
dilip- achcha theek hai ab rona band karo,aur yeh batao yeh paani waala idea kiska tha
megha- alina bhabhi ka
[alina ki aankhein hairat se phail gayi,main use aankho se ishara kiya
dilip- aur kaun aaya hai
megha- aruna di job mein busy hain,avni di papa aur mummy neeche hain
dilip- aaj koi khaas din hai kya
vanya- shaadi ki 25th anniversary hai
dilip- kiski shaadi ki
[vanya mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
vidu- mummy[woh kya hai vidu room mein enter hui aur phisal gayi
lekin isse pehle woh gidti main use pakad liya
vidu- yeh sab kya hai
megha- alina bhabhi ka idea tha
dilip- ab aapko bhi gussa aane laga hai
vidu- sorry
megha- so romantic bhaiya
di ek baar aur daanto na
sunita- ab samajh mein aaya aaj bhi bhaiya aapko aap aap kyun karte hain
[bmami awaj dene lagi
hum sab neeche gaye,main cmama aur cmami ke paon chhua
cmama mujhe upar se neeche tak dekhne lage
tabhi piche se kisi ne mujhe awaj diya,main dekha kmaasi bhi aayi hain
main khushi se uchhal pada,aur kmaasi ke gale lag gaya
kmaasi ko kuch ajeeb laga
main pehli baar unke gale laga tha,karuna aur kavya nahi aayi thi,phir hum sabne sath mein khana khaya
main apni behno ke sath baithke unse baatein karne laga
mujhe bas itnezaar tha raat hone ka main apni kmaasi se jee bharke baat karna chahta tha...
main vanya ka hath pakda aur aage badh gaya
thodi der baad hum class room mein baithe the
vanya gumsum dikh rahi thi
dilip- ab aisi shakal toh mat banao
itna achcha din hai
[pata nahi kya soch kar main yeh bola tha.par meri baat sunke vanya mujhe ajeeb najro se dekhne lagi
dilip- kuch toh bolo kya maine galat kiya hai
[mere itna bolte hi vanya mere gale lag gayi
vanya- meri wajah se tumne aisa kiya.phir bhi udaas hoon
dilip- agar koi ladki tumse kahe ki woh mujhe kiss karegi.toh tum kya karti
vanya- uska munh noch lungi
[meri jaan mein jaan aayi.ki vanya ab normal ho gayi thi,hum dono apne pyar mein magan the ki ek ladki jo meri hi umra ki thi,humare paas aagayi
main uski taraf dekha
woh kaafi dari hui thi
ladko- principle madam ne aapko apne cabin mein bulaya hai
aap dono ko
[main vanya ka hath pakda aur chal diya us ladki ke peeche
kuch der baad hum principle office ke bahar khade the
ladki- aap dono andar jao
[hum dono andar gaye
principle ne mujhe ek baar ghurke dekha.aur mujhe baithne ka ishaara ki,hum dono baith gaye
vanya ka dar ke maare bura haal tha
tabhi principle ne hume ek kagaz di.maine woh kagaz le liya
jab main woh kagaz padha toh main principle madam ko ghurne laga
principle- ab tum dono ko college aane ki koi jarurat nahi hai
you can go now
[yeh sunke vanya ke hath se kagaz chhut gaya.main vanya ka kandha pakadke uthaya aur use cabin se bahar laaya,cabin se bahar nikalte hi vanya rone lagi
vanya ka rona sunke mera aankhein gusse se laal ho gayi
main vanya ka hath pakda aur use class room mein le jaake bitha diya
jaise taise karke vanya chup hui
vanya- ab kya hoga.kaash main tumhare sath college hi na aati.kam se kam tumhe toh college se nahi nikala jata
[main apna maatha peet liya.main jo pehle hi apni padhai puri kar chuka hoon.uske baare mein itna soch rahi hai
aur apne liye koi dukh hi nahi hai
dilip- achcha suno main kuch der mein aata hoon
vanya- kahan ja rahe ho
dilip- principle madam ko manane ja raha hoon
vanya- kuch galat mat karna please hum kisi aur college mein admission le lenge
[main apni gardan haan mein hila diya
aur pahuncha college ki chhat pe
mere jaane ke baad ek ladki vanya ke paas aake baith gayi.jo humare peeche baithi hui thi
ladki- hi main riya hoon
vanya- vanya
riya- haan toh vanya tumhara bf superman toh hai nahi.phir tum kyun keh rahi thi kuch galat mat karna
vanya- dusro ki baatein sunna galat baat hoti hai
riya- ab main kya karu.tumhara bf itne achche se tumhe chup kara raha tha.ki hum sab ne tumhari baatein sun hi li
vanya- hum sabne
riya- madam yeh classroom hai apne charo taraf dekho
[vanya jab charo taraf dekhi toh pata chala jyadatar student use hi ghur rahe the
lekin un sab mein koi ladka bilkul bhi nahi tha
main chhat pe pahunchke d ko phone lagaya
do ring ke baad hi d ne phone utha liya
d- yes boss
dilip- achcha suno tumhe pata hai is waqt main kahan hoon
d- aap college mein hain
dilip- ek kaam karo
[phir main d ko kya karna hai woh bata diya
aur wait karne laga.theek 15 minute baad main principle madam ke cabin ke bahar khada tha
main andar jaake gate lock kiya.aur principle madam ke saamne waali chair pe baith gaya
woh mujhe ghurne lagi...
main andar jaake gate lock kiya.aur principle madam ke saamne waali chair pe baith gaya
woh mujhe ghurne lagi
dilip- na aapne yeh jaan ne ki koshish ki.main us ladke ko kyun maara
na aapne yeh samajhne ki koshish ki vanya ki koi galti nahi thi,kamaal hai madam is sheher ka sabse bada college aur ragging ki koi had hi nahi hai
principle- listen hero boy agar tumhare sath ragging ho rahi thi toh tumhe mere paas aana chahiye tha,tum yaha padhne aaye the.kisi ko hospital pahunchane nahi
dilip- aapne humara form dekha hai
principle- mujhe pata hai woh tumhari wife hai
dilip- us ladke ne mujhse kaha ki woh ab use kiss karega
principle- any proof
dilip- aap jaanti hai main sach keh raha hoon
principle- is college ke trusty ki beti ne yeh kaha hai ki tumne uske sath misbehave kiya aur jab vishesh ne tumhe rokne ki koshish ki toh tumne use hospital pahuncha diya
dilip- iska matlab ab kuch nahi ho sakta
principle- mere 3 count karne tak agar tum yahan se nahi gaye toh main tumhe yakeen dilati hoon,is state ke kisi bhi college mein tumhe admission nahi mil sakega
principle- 1 2 3
[aur madam ka phone bajne laga
madam ne phone uthaya
jaise jaise waqt aage badh raha tha.waise waise madam ka chehra peela padne laga
aur madam ke hath se phone chhut gaya
dilip- aap kuch keh rahi thi
principle- please meri beti ko kuch mat karna
woh meri jaan hai please
dilip- aap apna kaam kijiye main apna kaam karunga
principle- kya chahte ho tum
dilip- apni wife ke sath yahan padhna chahta hoon
principle- tum jaisa chahoge waisa hi hoga
[main cabin se bahar nikla aur chal diya apni angel ke paas
[thodi der pehle chhatpe
d- aap yeh chahte hai main principle ke ghar kuch ladkiyo ko bheju aur woh ladkiya principle ki beti ke kapde utaarke use baandh dein phir main principle ko phone karu.
Dilip- yes
[jab d ne principle madam ko phone kiya
d- main aapki beti ke room ke bahar khada hoon,andar room mein 4 ladkiyo ne aapki beti ke kapde utaarke use ek chair pe baandha hua hai
agar aapne dilip sir aur unki wife ko college se nikaala toh agle hi pal aapki beti ki izzat ko main raund daalunga
yakeen nahi aaraha hoga
toh main phone andar bhejta hoon apni beti se baat kar lo
[phir principle madam ne apne beti se baat ki jo kaafi ro rahi thi
uske baad kya hua yeh toh aapko pata hi hai
main class room mein pahunchke dekha vanya kisi ladki se baat kar rahi hai,main jab wahan pe pahuncha toh woh ladki jhat se khadi ho gayi aur peechhe jaake baith gayi
main vanya ke paas baith gaya
vanya- kuch bolo mat pata hai mujhe principle madam maan gai hain
lekin kaise yeh batao
are woh ladki jo vishesh ke sath thi.main uske paas gaya.aur use sab bataya.toh woh mere sath madam ke paas gayi aur bas,madam maan gai
[meri baat sunke vanya kuch der tak mujhe dekhi,aur hansne lagi
mera toh popat ho gaya
lekin vanya ko hanste dekhke sukun mila
phir teacher aayi humne apne aapko introduce kiya
phir teacher aate gaye jaan pehchaan badhate gaye
recess mein main vanya ko leke canteen mein aagaya
saala aisa lag raha tha,main college ka dada hoon,koi bhi ladka meri taraf dekh hi nahi raha tha
phir hum samose khane lage
vanya- chalo didi ko bataungi aaj phir tumne kuch upar neeche kiya hai
[yeh sunte hi samosa mere gale mein atak gaya
aur main khansne laga...
vanya- chalo didi ko bataungi aaj phir tumne kuch upar neeche kiya hai
[yeh sunte hi samosa mere gale mein atak gaya
aur main khansne laga
vanya jaldi se mujhe paani di main paani peeke vanya ko gusse bhari najro se dekhne laga
vanya- gussa kyun hote ho.main toh majak kar rahi thi
dilip- ghar chal tujhe batata hoon
[vanya sharma gayi
tabhi mera phone bajne laga.phone vidu ka tha
main phone vanya ko deke uske saamne hath jodne laga,woh jaisa taisa bahana banake phone rakh di
phir hum class mein gaye
ek toh mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaraha tha,ki is college mein sirf female professers hain,had ho gayi,college off hone ke baad jaise hi hum campus mein pahunche woh ladki mujhe dikhi vishesh ke sath jo thi
vanya ka chehra dekhke main samajh gaya,vanya ko gussa aaraha tha
phir main bike pe baitha vanya mere peeche baithi raaste mein vanya chup karke baithi hui thi
main bike rok diya.aur vanya ko dekhne laga
dilip- main tumse baat nahi karunga
vanya- kyun
dilip- kyun yeh tum khud se pucho
ab sochna band karo
aur mujhse pura sat karke baitho
warna main ashleel ho jaunga
[meri baat sunke vanya jhatse mere se chipak gayi
uske dono hath mere seene pe the.aur uski dono chuchi meri peeth mein dabi hui
kuch der baad hum gaon ki sarhad pe pahunch gaye,vanya mujhse thoda door hoke baith gayi
phir hum ghar pahunche
meri dono aur dono mami baatein kar rahi thi
hum dono ko dekhke sab humare paas aagayi
sabse pehle vidu mere chehre ko niharne lagi.aur bmami vanya ke chehre ko
tab tak alina humare liye paani le aayi
hum dono ne paani peeya
phir main apne room mein aagaya
d ko phone kiya
d- hello sir
dilip- pata lagaya
d- jis ladke ko aapne dhoya.woh ek bussinessman ka beta hai
aur woh ladki uski girlfreind aur trusty ki beti hai
dilip- baasi khabar hai
d- ek aur news hai lekin woh kal dunga
[aur phone cut ho gaya
vidu mere liye khana leke aagayi aur sathmein alina bhi,dono apne hatho se mujhe khilane lagi
phir alina plate leke chali gayi
dilip- khana kyun nahi khaya abhi tak
vidu- kab ka kha chuki hoon
[main vidu ke gaal sehlane laga
dilip- aap mujhse bahut pyar karti hain
vidu- aapko nahi pata
[main vidu ko apni god mein bithaya.aur uske honto pe apne hont rakhke chusne laga
vidu bhi mera pura sath dete hue mere hont chusne lagi.kuch der baad main apne hont vidu ke hont se alag kiya
dilip- ek baar alina theek ho jaye phir aapko bataunga apni pati se dur rehne ka kitna meetha phal milta hai
vidu- dhutt besharam
dilip- hudd hai apni biwi se code word mein baat karne pe bhi aadmi besharam kehlata hai
main besharam tab kehlata.jab main aap se yeh kehta.ek baar alina theek ho jaye
phir aapki choot mein apna lund daalke jo din bhar chodunga[vidu mere munh pe hath rakh di
vidu- aapko jo karna ho kijiyega lekin yeh sab na boliye
dilip- sorry main kuch jyada hi bol gaya
vidu- main poori tarah se aapki hoon,main aapki kisi baat pe gussa nahi ho sakti
dilip- mujhe pata hai.aur maine jo kaha hai wohi karunga
vidu- dekhenge
dilip- ab aise itraayengi toh controle nahi hoga
vidu- aap thakte nahi hain
dilip- yeh toh aapne rok rakkha hai,warna main aur thak jaun
vidu- kya karu main aapka
dilip- itna khubsurat pati mila hai, jo chahe karo
[yahi sab baatein karte hue shaam ho gayi
tabhi vanya aake boli simita bua aayi hain...
dilip- itna khubsurat pati mila hai, jo chahe karo
[yahi sab baatein karte hue shaam ho gayi
tabhi vanya aake boli simita bua aayi hain
main aur vidu vanya ke sath neeche gaye
simita maasi ke sath priya aur priti bhi aayi hui thi
main smaasi ke pair chhua
unho ne kuch nahi kaha
yeh toh koi nayi baat nahi thi
phir main alina ke sath baith gaya
jo ek side mein baithi thi
alina- tumse naraz hain
dilip- mujhe kya pata aur tum unke paas mat jana
alina- nahi jaungi
waise di ke sath tum kya baatein kar rahe the
kahi
dilip- raat mein tujhe bataunga
alina- papa ne phone kiya tha
dilip- abhi bata rahi ho
alina- abhi toh kiya tha
dilip- kya keh rahe the
alina- 9 baje phone karenge
dilip- medicine kha rahi ho na
alina- yes
[hum dono baat kar rahe the ki priti humare paas aagayi
priti- hi main priti hoon
alina- alina
priti- aap aaiye na humare sath
[bataiye bade bhai ki koi respect nahi,khair main apne room mein aake let gaya
thodi der baad neend aagayi
jab mujhe laga ki koi mujhe utha raha hai toh man kiya use apni baaho mein le loon,par mujhe pata tha last time aruna ne meri kaisi dhulai ki thi
toh main apni aankhein khola,dekha vanya mujhe utha rahi hai
main jhat se vanya ko apni baaho mein bhar liya
vanya mujhse chhutne ke liye chhatpatane lagi
vanya- papa bula rahe hain
[main vanya ko chhoda aur bed se utarke bathroom bhaaga fresh hoke bahar nikla toh vanya mujhe dekhke hansne lagi
vanya- pehle tum pitaji se darte the.ab tum papa se
[main vanya ke paas gaya aur uski kamar mein chimti kaat liya
vanya uchhal padi,yeh papa toh phone karne waale the,phir yahan kaise aagaye,
dilip- papa toh phone karne waale the
vanya- mujhe kya pata,woh didi ke room mein hain
[khair main gaya vidu ke room,lekin yeh kya gate band hai matlab andar se
main jaise hi gate khola pata chala aaj meri biwiyo ne meri maarne ka pura plan banaye hui thi,lekin hum bhi commando thehre palak jhapakte hi waha se hat gaye,aur saara paani farsh pe fail gaya,lekin jab megha aur sunita ko dekha toh muskura pada
sath mein avni priya aur priti bhi thi
lekin had toh tab ho gayi,jab megha aur sunita mere seene se lag gayi
megha- bhaiya maine aapko bahut miss kiya
sunita- aur maine toh is se kayi jyada aapko miss kiya
dilip- achcha theek hai ab rona band karo,aur yeh batao yeh paani waala idea kiska tha
megha- alina bhabhi ka
[alina ki aankhein hairat se phail gayi,main use aankho se ishara kiya
dilip- aur kaun aaya hai
megha- aruna di job mein busy hain,avni di papa aur mummy neeche hain
dilip- aaj koi khaas din hai kya
vanya- shaadi ki 25th anniversary hai
dilip- kiski shaadi ki
[vanya mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
vidu- mummy[woh kya hai vidu room mein enter hui aur phisal gayi
lekin isse pehle woh gidti main use pakad liya
vidu- yeh sab kya hai
megha- alina bhabhi ka idea tha
dilip- ab aapko bhi gussa aane laga hai
vidu- sorry
megha- so romantic bhaiya
di ek baar aur daanto na
sunita- ab samajh mein aaya aaj bhi bhaiya aapko aap aap kyun karte hain
[bmami awaj dene lagi
hum sab neeche gaye,main cmama aur cmami ke paon chhua
cmama mujhe upar se neeche tak dekhne lage
tabhi piche se kisi ne mujhe awaj diya,main dekha kmaasi bhi aayi hain
main khushi se uchhal pada,aur kmaasi ke gale lag gaya
kmaasi ko kuch ajeeb laga
main pehli baar unke gale laga tha,karuna aur kavya nahi aayi thi,phir hum sabne sath mein khana khaya
main apni behno ke sath baithke unse baatein karne laga
mujhe bas itnezaar tha raat hone ka main apni kmaasi se jee bharke baat karna chahta tha...