Update 106
phir tumhara saara ghamand tumhare sath jail mein jayega
agar aisa nahi chahti toh get lost aur dobara rahul ki taraf aankh bhi uthake mat dekhna...
[mere itna sab kuch kehne ka koi asar nahi pada,woh ek dum but bani khadi rahi
kuch der mein security officer aagayi
aur sabse puchtaachh karne lagi
main jhat se chaaku saaf kiya,aur fingerprint mita diya
aur chaaku wapas fruits waali plate mein rakh diya
inspecter mere paas aaya
inspecter- sab keh rahe hain,ki aapne inko dekha hai us aadmi ko chaaku maarte dekha hai
dilip- jee haan maine dekha hai is ladki ko chaaku maarte hue
inspecter- chaaku kahan hai
dilip- dekhiye jab is ladki ne us aadmi ko chaaku maara toh chaaku iske hath mein tha,phir main doctors se baat karne laga,ab mujhe kya pata ki chaaku kahan hai
inspecter- aapka naam
[main apna card nikaalke inspecter ko de diya
aur use aankho se ishara kiya
inspecter- in madam ka naam kya hai
dilip- mujhe nahi pata
are rahul iska naam kya hai
rahul- lavanya
[phir lavanya ko lady officer arrest karke le gayi
security officer ke jaate hi rahul ne ek aisa sawal kiya jise sunke main man mein hans diya
rahul- yeh kaisa security officer waala tha,jisne mujhse puchhtaachh nahi kiya
dilip- mujhe kya pata
waise yeh dono kaun thi
rahul- meri didi anu di aur disha di
disha di mujhse 4 saal badi hain
aur anu di 2 saal
dilip- ek baat bata tere pyar ke baare mein inhe pata hai
rahul- haan
dilip- ok ab main chalta hoon
[phir main hospital se bahar aaya
d ko phone karke kuch jaruri baat kiya
aur use yeh bhi bataya ki aaj meri kmaasi mere ghar pe honi chahiye
aur unhe leke woh khud aayega
phir main wapas college pahuncha
udhar lavanya ko zamanat bhi mil gayi
aur woh gumsum apne ghar pe pahunchi,lavanya ke pita gusse se aagbabula the
kiski wajah se unki beti ko jail jana pada
inspecter ke paas phone aagaya tha,use kya karna hai aage
vanya mujhe dekhke boli,teen ghante se tum kahan the,mujhe aur dukh dena chahte ho
ya phir koi mil gayi thi
dilip- pyar karti ho na ankho mein dekho jawab mil jaega
vanya- naraz kyun ho rahe ho
ab tumhara character aisa hai,na chahke bhi kuch na kuch munh se nikal jata hai
[college off hone ke baad main vanya ke sath ghar aagaya
hum sabne sath mein khana khaya
phir main vinay se milne uske ghar ki taraf chal diya
bimla apne ghar ke bahar hi khadi thi
shayad mujhse kuch baat karna chahti thi
main uske sath uske ghar mein gaya
woh mujhe paani laake di main paani piya aur baith gaya
bimla- tum se kuch baat karni hai
dilip- kya
bimla- us din tumne jo kaha uske baad main bahut sochi
din bhar yahi khyal aata kahi meri beti bhi mere raaste pe na chali jaye
toh main us se baat ki
aur usne jo kaha mujhe yakeen nahi hua
dilip- kya kaha usne
bimla- yahi ki woh tumhe pasand karti hai
dilip- tumhari beti ka bhi tumhari tarah dimaag kharab hai
bimla- woh kehti hai ki ek din tumhe aisa mauka mila ki tum uska sab kuch le sakte the
lekin tumne aisa nahi kiya
dilip- mujhe pasand karti hai galat nahi hai,lekin tumko use samjhana chahiye
bimla- samjha chuki hoon lekin
dilip- lekin kya
bimla- woh kehti hai ki main kisi bhi tarah tumhe manau ki tum use ek baar pyar karo
dilip- gala ghont do uska
bimla- kis munh se use kuch kahu,main khud kaisi hoon tumhe toh pata hai
aur pata hai woh kya kehti hai
aap ki tarah idhar udhar nahi jaungi,ek baar woh mujhe pyar karle phir chahogi toh zindagi bhar ghar mein baithi rahungi
dilip- itni himmat aayi kahan se
bimla- jab kisise pyar ho jata hai toh himmat bhi aajati hai,aur usne ek dhamki bhi di hai,agar usne mujhe pyar nahi kiya toh jitna tumne puri jindagi mein nahi kiya hai
utna main kuch din mein kar lungi
dilip- saaf saaf kaho na ki tumhari beti ne kaha hai,ki agar maine use pyar nahi kiya,toh woh kuch din mein itni baar chudwayegi jitna tumne puri jindagi mein nahi chudwaya hoga
[meri baat sunke bimla rone lagi
kuch der baad rone ke baad woh boli,agar usne tumhari jagah kisi aur ke baare mein kaha hota,toh uska gala ghont deti
lekin use ek aisa insaan pasand aaya,jisne mujhe aur use barbaad hone se bachaya hai
ab meri beti ki jindagi tumhare haath mein hai
dilip- tumhari beti mera talaak karwa ke rahegi
bimla- maan jao tumhare hath jodti hoon pair padti hoon
[agle hi pal bimla mere pair pakad li
dilip- yeh kya kar rahi ho
dekho pehle mujhe kuch sochne do
[tabhi meri najar room ki taraf gayi,jahan bimla ki beti khadi hoke yeh sab dekh rahi thi
phir main wapas ghar aagaya,aur apne room mein aake baith gaya
tabhi alina mere room mein aayi
woh kuch bolti usse pehle hi main har ek baat use bata diya
alina meri baat sunke mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
aur chataak mere gaal pe thappad pada
aaj alina ne bhi chipka diya
tabhi gate khula aur vanya andar aayi,woh bhi gusse mein dikh rahi thi
aur chataak vanya ek thappad chipka di
main bina kuch bole takiye mein apna munh chhipake let gaya,dhol ban gaya hoon,dono baja rahi hain,woh bhi bina kisi galti ke...
main bina kuch bole takiye mein apna munh chhipake let gaya,dhol ban gaya hoon,dono baja rahi hain,woh bhi bina koi galti ke
vanya mere kandhe pe hath rakhke mujhe uthane lagi,lekin main nahi utha,phir alina bhi mujhe uthane ki koshish karne lagi
vanya- dilip naraz kyun ho rahe ho,please utho na
alina- utho na aisa kyun kar rahe ho
[main waise takiye mein munh chhipaake leta raha
phir vanya room se bahar chali gayi,aur jab woh thodi der baad aayi
vanya- dilip didi yeh sunke behosh ho gayi
ki tum unse naraz ho
[bas itna sun na tha,ki main ek jhatke mein utha,aur bhaaga vidu ki room ki taraf
lekin jab main vidu ke room mein pahuncha toh chaunk gaya
kyunki vidu bed pe baithi hui thi
main vidu ke paas baith gaya
vidu- kya hua mere patidev ji ko
dilip- aapki dono saut ne dho diya
vidu- kyun
[phir main vidu ko bataya ki bimla ki beti mujhse kahi ki woh mujhse ek baar pyar karna chahti hai,warna woh apne aap ko barbaad kar degi
vidu- kya baat hai mere patidev se ek aur ladki pyar karna chahti hai
dilip- uda lijiye aap bhi majak
vidu- aapko pata hai ki undono ne aapko thappad kyun maara
dilip- kyunki unhe mujhpe gussa araha tha
vidu- gussa isi liye araha tha,kyunk ek ladki aapko kahi ki agar aap use pyar nahi karenge toh woh apne aapko barbaad kar degi,aur aap itna soch rahe hain
dilip- yeh aapki soch hai,woh dono aisa soch hi nahi sakti
vidu- jaake ek baar unse baat kijiye
dilip- phir se maarengi
vidu- aap dar kyun rahe hain
dilip- main kisise darta warta nahi hoon
vidu- agar aap mujhse pyar karte hain toh darenge nahi
[itna chadha diya vidu ne main seedha apne room ki taraf gaya aur jab wahan pahuncha toh alina hi thi
isse pehle alina kuch kehti main apna munh alina ke gaal pe rakkha aur laga daant kaat ne
jab main apne hont alina ke gaal se hataya toh alina mere taraf lapki
dilip- ruk jao warna gaal ke alawa aur bhi jagah hai jahan daant kaat lunga
alina- kya karte ho sab kitna majak udati hain
dilip- sorry agar tumhe bura laga ho toh
alina- aur maarungi agar aisa bologe toh
aur baitho
[main alina ke sath baith gaya
alina- ab didi ne toh tumhe bata diya hoga
ki humne tumhe thappad kyun maara
dilip- toh iska matlab
alina- haan mere shakti babu,lekin main tumse naraz hoon,ek thappad se itna naraz ho gaye
dilip- mujhe laga ki tum meri baat sunke bahut dukhi ho gayi,isi liye main apna munh chhipa liya
[phir alina mujhe kiss karke chali gayi
raat mein hum sabne khana khaya,aur main jaanbujh ke vanya se baat nahi kiya
kuch der baad mera phone bajne laga
dilip- main wait kar raha hoon,tum aarahe ho ki nahi
d- jaldi nakli maasi ko leke aajao main bahar wait kar raha hoon
[aur phone cut ho gaya
main nakli maasi ke room mein gaya
woh mujhe dekhke muskura di
dilip- maasi aap mere room mein chalo na jaldi
kmaasi- kyun
dilip- chalo na jaldi
kmaasi- chalti hoon
[uske baad nakli maasi mere sath mere room mein aayi
main gate lock kiya aur nakli maasi kuch bolti usse pehle hi main use behosh kar diya
aur khufiya raaste se haveli ke bahar aaya
tabhi mujhe ek saaya dikha
aur jaise hi woh mere saamne aaya main chaunk gaya
dilip- tu d hai
d- haan
dilip- tu kab se commando chief ban gaya
d- bahut lambi kahani hai
dilip- lekin mere peechhe kyun pad gaya hai tu
d- tera guardian angel hoon main
dilip- pehle tu ise thikaane pe laga
[d ne nakli maasi ko apni car mein daal diya
dilip- ab aage kya irada hai
[yeh sunke dev mere gale lag gaya
dev- waise tu kaafi weak ho gaya
dilip- teen shaadi karne ka inaam mila hai
dev- chal phir main chalta hoon
dilip- ab tera hath nahi kaanpta ladkiyo ko chhune se
dev- lambi kahani hai,fursat se sunaunga
chalta hoon
jis din teri wifes ko pata chala ki tu kya kar raha hai,bahut pitega
dilip- wajah tujhe pata hai
kam se kam meri family safe rahegi
lekin main ab¨¬ bhi nahi samjha ki tu commando chief kaise ban gaya
dev- kaha na fursat se bataunga
[phir main dev ko salute kiya aur car mein se apni kmaasi ko god mein uthaya,aur khufiya raaste se apne room mein aagaya
kareeb 2 ghante baad kmaasi ko hosh aaya,aur mujhe dekhke woh mere gale lagke rone lagi
phir main unhe chup karaya
dilip- aap kuch din se humare sath hain
bas aap itna samajh lijiye
kmaasi- tu puchega nahi main kaha thi,mujhe kisne bachaya
dilip- fiqr mat kijiye ek baar unka pata chal jaye ek ek ko jaan se maar dunga
kmaasi- tu aisa kuch bhi nahi karega
tujhe meri kasam
dilip- aap yahi pe so jao
[kmaasi mere bed pe so gayi
mujhe dev pehle hi bata chuka tha,ki kmaasi ko ek room mein rakkha gaya tha,jahan unhe koi takleef nahi thi
jinhone kmaasi ko kidnap kiya tha,woh sirf meri property ke pechhe hai,lekin bas ek baar inka pata chal jaye
main vidu ke room mein aake so gaya...
agar aisa nahi chahti toh get lost aur dobara rahul ki taraf aankh bhi uthake mat dekhna...
[mere itna sab kuch kehne ka koi asar nahi pada,woh ek dum but bani khadi rahi
kuch der mein security officer aagayi
aur sabse puchtaachh karne lagi
main jhat se chaaku saaf kiya,aur fingerprint mita diya
aur chaaku wapas fruits waali plate mein rakh diya
inspecter mere paas aaya
inspecter- sab keh rahe hain,ki aapne inko dekha hai us aadmi ko chaaku maarte dekha hai
dilip- jee haan maine dekha hai is ladki ko chaaku maarte hue
inspecter- chaaku kahan hai
dilip- dekhiye jab is ladki ne us aadmi ko chaaku maara toh chaaku iske hath mein tha,phir main doctors se baat karne laga,ab mujhe kya pata ki chaaku kahan hai
inspecter- aapka naam
[main apna card nikaalke inspecter ko de diya
aur use aankho se ishara kiya
inspecter- in madam ka naam kya hai
dilip- mujhe nahi pata
are rahul iska naam kya hai
rahul- lavanya
[phir lavanya ko lady officer arrest karke le gayi
security officer ke jaate hi rahul ne ek aisa sawal kiya jise sunke main man mein hans diya
rahul- yeh kaisa security officer waala tha,jisne mujhse puchhtaachh nahi kiya
dilip- mujhe kya pata
waise yeh dono kaun thi
rahul- meri didi anu di aur disha di
disha di mujhse 4 saal badi hain
aur anu di 2 saal
dilip- ek baat bata tere pyar ke baare mein inhe pata hai
rahul- haan
dilip- ok ab main chalta hoon
[phir main hospital se bahar aaya
d ko phone karke kuch jaruri baat kiya
aur use yeh bhi bataya ki aaj meri kmaasi mere ghar pe honi chahiye
aur unhe leke woh khud aayega
phir main wapas college pahuncha
udhar lavanya ko zamanat bhi mil gayi
aur woh gumsum apne ghar pe pahunchi,lavanya ke pita gusse se aagbabula the
kiski wajah se unki beti ko jail jana pada
inspecter ke paas phone aagaya tha,use kya karna hai aage
vanya mujhe dekhke boli,teen ghante se tum kahan the,mujhe aur dukh dena chahte ho
ya phir koi mil gayi thi
dilip- pyar karti ho na ankho mein dekho jawab mil jaega
vanya- naraz kyun ho rahe ho
ab tumhara character aisa hai,na chahke bhi kuch na kuch munh se nikal jata hai
[college off hone ke baad main vanya ke sath ghar aagaya
hum sabne sath mein khana khaya
phir main vinay se milne uske ghar ki taraf chal diya
bimla apne ghar ke bahar hi khadi thi
shayad mujhse kuch baat karna chahti thi
main uske sath uske ghar mein gaya
woh mujhe paani laake di main paani piya aur baith gaya
bimla- tum se kuch baat karni hai
dilip- kya
bimla- us din tumne jo kaha uske baad main bahut sochi
din bhar yahi khyal aata kahi meri beti bhi mere raaste pe na chali jaye
toh main us se baat ki
aur usne jo kaha mujhe yakeen nahi hua
dilip- kya kaha usne
bimla- yahi ki woh tumhe pasand karti hai
dilip- tumhari beti ka bhi tumhari tarah dimaag kharab hai
bimla- woh kehti hai ki ek din tumhe aisa mauka mila ki tum uska sab kuch le sakte the
lekin tumne aisa nahi kiya
dilip- mujhe pasand karti hai galat nahi hai,lekin tumko use samjhana chahiye
bimla- samjha chuki hoon lekin
dilip- lekin kya
bimla- woh kehti hai ki main kisi bhi tarah tumhe manau ki tum use ek baar pyar karo
dilip- gala ghont do uska
bimla- kis munh se use kuch kahu,main khud kaisi hoon tumhe toh pata hai
aur pata hai woh kya kehti hai
aap ki tarah idhar udhar nahi jaungi,ek baar woh mujhe pyar karle phir chahogi toh zindagi bhar ghar mein baithi rahungi
dilip- itni himmat aayi kahan se
bimla- jab kisise pyar ho jata hai toh himmat bhi aajati hai,aur usne ek dhamki bhi di hai,agar usne mujhe pyar nahi kiya toh jitna tumne puri jindagi mein nahi kiya hai
utna main kuch din mein kar lungi
dilip- saaf saaf kaho na ki tumhari beti ne kaha hai,ki agar maine use pyar nahi kiya,toh woh kuch din mein itni baar chudwayegi jitna tumne puri jindagi mein nahi chudwaya hoga
[meri baat sunke bimla rone lagi
kuch der baad rone ke baad woh boli,agar usne tumhari jagah kisi aur ke baare mein kaha hota,toh uska gala ghont deti
lekin use ek aisa insaan pasand aaya,jisne mujhe aur use barbaad hone se bachaya hai
ab meri beti ki jindagi tumhare haath mein hai
dilip- tumhari beti mera talaak karwa ke rahegi
bimla- maan jao tumhare hath jodti hoon pair padti hoon
[agle hi pal bimla mere pair pakad li
dilip- yeh kya kar rahi ho
dekho pehle mujhe kuch sochne do
[tabhi meri najar room ki taraf gayi,jahan bimla ki beti khadi hoke yeh sab dekh rahi thi
phir main wapas ghar aagaya,aur apne room mein aake baith gaya
tabhi alina mere room mein aayi
woh kuch bolti usse pehle hi main har ek baat use bata diya
alina meri baat sunke mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
aur chataak mere gaal pe thappad pada
aaj alina ne bhi chipka diya
tabhi gate khula aur vanya andar aayi,woh bhi gusse mein dikh rahi thi
aur chataak vanya ek thappad chipka di
main bina kuch bole takiye mein apna munh chhipake let gaya,dhol ban gaya hoon,dono baja rahi hain,woh bhi bina kisi galti ke...
main bina kuch bole takiye mein apna munh chhipake let gaya,dhol ban gaya hoon,dono baja rahi hain,woh bhi bina koi galti ke
vanya mere kandhe pe hath rakhke mujhe uthane lagi,lekin main nahi utha,phir alina bhi mujhe uthane ki koshish karne lagi
vanya- dilip naraz kyun ho rahe ho,please utho na
alina- utho na aisa kyun kar rahe ho
[main waise takiye mein munh chhipaake leta raha
phir vanya room se bahar chali gayi,aur jab woh thodi der baad aayi
vanya- dilip didi yeh sunke behosh ho gayi
ki tum unse naraz ho
[bas itna sun na tha,ki main ek jhatke mein utha,aur bhaaga vidu ki room ki taraf
lekin jab main vidu ke room mein pahuncha toh chaunk gaya
kyunki vidu bed pe baithi hui thi
main vidu ke paas baith gaya
vidu- kya hua mere patidev ji ko
dilip- aapki dono saut ne dho diya
vidu- kyun
[phir main vidu ko bataya ki bimla ki beti mujhse kahi ki woh mujhse ek baar pyar karna chahti hai,warna woh apne aap ko barbaad kar degi
vidu- kya baat hai mere patidev se ek aur ladki pyar karna chahti hai
dilip- uda lijiye aap bhi majak
vidu- aapko pata hai ki undono ne aapko thappad kyun maara
dilip- kyunki unhe mujhpe gussa araha tha
vidu- gussa isi liye araha tha,kyunk ek ladki aapko kahi ki agar aap use pyar nahi karenge toh woh apne aapko barbaad kar degi,aur aap itna soch rahe hain
dilip- yeh aapki soch hai,woh dono aisa soch hi nahi sakti
vidu- jaake ek baar unse baat kijiye
dilip- phir se maarengi
vidu- aap dar kyun rahe hain
dilip- main kisise darta warta nahi hoon
vidu- agar aap mujhse pyar karte hain toh darenge nahi
[itna chadha diya vidu ne main seedha apne room ki taraf gaya aur jab wahan pahuncha toh alina hi thi
isse pehle alina kuch kehti main apna munh alina ke gaal pe rakkha aur laga daant kaat ne
jab main apne hont alina ke gaal se hataya toh alina mere taraf lapki
dilip- ruk jao warna gaal ke alawa aur bhi jagah hai jahan daant kaat lunga
alina- kya karte ho sab kitna majak udati hain
dilip- sorry agar tumhe bura laga ho toh
alina- aur maarungi agar aisa bologe toh
aur baitho
[main alina ke sath baith gaya
alina- ab didi ne toh tumhe bata diya hoga
ki humne tumhe thappad kyun maara
dilip- toh iska matlab
alina- haan mere shakti babu,lekin main tumse naraz hoon,ek thappad se itna naraz ho gaye
dilip- mujhe laga ki tum meri baat sunke bahut dukhi ho gayi,isi liye main apna munh chhipa liya
[phir alina mujhe kiss karke chali gayi
raat mein hum sabne khana khaya,aur main jaanbujh ke vanya se baat nahi kiya
kuch der baad mera phone bajne laga
dilip- main wait kar raha hoon,tum aarahe ho ki nahi
d- jaldi nakli maasi ko leke aajao main bahar wait kar raha hoon
[aur phone cut ho gaya
main nakli maasi ke room mein gaya
woh mujhe dekhke muskura di
dilip- maasi aap mere room mein chalo na jaldi
kmaasi- kyun
dilip- chalo na jaldi
kmaasi- chalti hoon
[uske baad nakli maasi mere sath mere room mein aayi
main gate lock kiya aur nakli maasi kuch bolti usse pehle hi main use behosh kar diya
aur khufiya raaste se haveli ke bahar aaya
tabhi mujhe ek saaya dikha
aur jaise hi woh mere saamne aaya main chaunk gaya
dilip- tu d hai
d- haan
dilip- tu kab se commando chief ban gaya
d- bahut lambi kahani hai
dilip- lekin mere peechhe kyun pad gaya hai tu
d- tera guardian angel hoon main
dilip- pehle tu ise thikaane pe laga
[d ne nakli maasi ko apni car mein daal diya
dilip- ab aage kya irada hai
[yeh sunke dev mere gale lag gaya
dev- waise tu kaafi weak ho gaya
dilip- teen shaadi karne ka inaam mila hai
dev- chal phir main chalta hoon
dilip- ab tera hath nahi kaanpta ladkiyo ko chhune se
dev- lambi kahani hai,fursat se sunaunga
chalta hoon
jis din teri wifes ko pata chala ki tu kya kar raha hai,bahut pitega
dilip- wajah tujhe pata hai
kam se kam meri family safe rahegi
lekin main ab¨¬ bhi nahi samjha ki tu commando chief kaise ban gaya
dev- kaha na fursat se bataunga
[phir main dev ko salute kiya aur car mein se apni kmaasi ko god mein uthaya,aur khufiya raaste se apne room mein aagaya
kareeb 2 ghante baad kmaasi ko hosh aaya,aur mujhe dekhke woh mere gale lagke rone lagi
phir main unhe chup karaya
dilip- aap kuch din se humare sath hain
bas aap itna samajh lijiye
kmaasi- tu puchega nahi main kaha thi,mujhe kisne bachaya
dilip- fiqr mat kijiye ek baar unka pata chal jaye ek ek ko jaan se maar dunga
kmaasi- tu aisa kuch bhi nahi karega
tujhe meri kasam
dilip- aap yahi pe so jao
[kmaasi mere bed pe so gayi
mujhe dev pehle hi bata chuka tha,ki kmaasi ko ek room mein rakkha gaya tha,jahan unhe koi takleef nahi thi
jinhone kmaasi ko kidnap kiya tha,woh sirf meri property ke pechhe hai,lekin bas ek baar inka pata chal jaye
main vidu ke room mein aake so gaya...