Update 11
dilip- main nikal toh gaya gharse
par kuch samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
pehli baar bahar akele
dar nahi lag raha tha
par bechaini jarur thi
main chalne laga
1 ghante tak chalta raha
tabhi 1 park dikha
main park ke andar gaya
aur 1 bench pe baith gaya
ek toh raat upar se thand upar se c mama ne jo peeta
jald hi neend agayi
pata nahi kitni der tak main soya raha
mujhe aisa laga koi meri jeb tatol raha hai
main uska hath pakda
aur jor se daba diya
ankh khola toh dekha yeh meri hi umar ka ladka hai
tabhi ladke ne mere munh pe ek mukka maar diya
pura jabra hil gaya
woh apna hath chhudake bhagne ki koshish kar raha tha
main bhi uske munh pe ek mukka maar diya
ladka- aaah hath hai ya hathoda
dilip- [main ek aur mukka uske munh pe mara]
ladka- sorry maaf karde aage se kabhie panga nahi lunga
dilip- [main uska haath chhod diya]
tu subah 5 baje
meri jeb kyun tatol raha tha
ladka- chori karne ke liye
apun paise ke liye kuch bhi karega
dilip- kuch bhi
ladka- haa
dilip- 1 khoon karne ka kitna lega
[woh ladka mujhe neeche se upar ghurne laga]
ladka- apun saare kaam karta hai
par khoon aur bang kabhi nahi
dilip- 1 ladki ki information nikaalne ka kitna lega
ladka- us ladki ka status pata hona mangta
dilip- kisi bussinessman ki beti hai
yaha akeli rehti hai
ladka- 15000
dilip- 10000 dunga
ladka- 15000 se ek rupya bhi kam nahi
dilip- toh phir rehne de
ladka- are tu toh gussa ho gaya
dilip- 10000
ladka- done
ladka- naam toh bata ladki ka
dilip- photo hai
ladka- bhej bhej mere
mobile pe
dilip-[main apna mobile nikala]
ladka- ruk ruk 1 minute
tera mobile dikha
dilip- [woh ladka apni jeb se ek sim card nikaal ke mere mobile mein daalne laga]
yeh kya kar raha hai
ladka- tujhe dekhke lagta hai
tu koi jhol party hai
main tere mobile mein khaancha sim card daal raha hoon
dilip- mere mobile mein sim toh hai
ladka- kal agar tu kisi lafde mein andar hogaya
toh security officer tera number check karegi
usmein toh mera number dikh jayega na
appun kisi lafde mein na phanse
isi liye appun tere mobile mein khaancha card daal raha hai
iska number hi nahi dikhta hai
dilip- par main toh photo bhej raha hoon
phone thodi kar raha hoon
ladka- are yeh security officer wale bahut bade maamu hote hain
yeh pata kar lete hain ki mobile kahan hai
yeh toh sim card hai
isiliye agar ko lafde wala kaam hai
toh mobile aur simcard dono phenkde
dilip- [phir usne mere mobile se photo bheja
aur apna sim nikaalne laga]
yeh sim kitne ka dega
ladka- 1000
dilip- yeh le 1000 aur 5000
5 kaam hone ke baad
ladka- 4 ghante baad yahi pe milna
dilip- dhokha toh nahi dega
ladka- appun galat kaam bhi sahi tarike se karta hai
dilip- [main ankh band karke sochne laga]
thodi der baad kisi ke hasne ki awaj aayi
main ankh kholke dekha
toh 3 4 ladkiya apas mein baate karke has rahi thi
ghadi mein time dekha toh 7baje the
main unladkiyo ke paas gaya
main haath jod ke kaha
dhanyawad deviyo
woh sab mujhe ankhein phaad phaad ke dekhne lagi
main park se bahar nikalke aage badh gaya
main ek saste hotel gaya
500 mein 12 ghante
main room mein gaya nahaya dhoya fresh huwa
wahi kapre dobara pehen ke wapas park mein aake baith gaya
aadhe ghante baad woh ladka aagaya
ladka- is ladki ka naam sheetal verma hai
yeh pehle kisi aur college mein padhti thi
achanak kuch din pehle
yeh dusre college mein padhne lagi
iska harami mla ke bete ke sath chakkar hai
pehle iske sath ek cartetaker rehti thi
1 hafte pehle iski cartetaker gayab ho gai
appun ne pata kiya
2din se yeh ghar se bahar nahi nikli
yeh iss society mein rehti hai
dilip- achcha ek baat bata
tune mla ko harami kyun kaha
ladka- jab 1000 kamine marte hain toh 1 harami paida hota hai
aur jab waise 1000 harami marte hain toh mla jaisa mahaharami paida hota hai
yeh harami mla is sheher ka sabse bada randikhana chalata hai
aurto aur bachcho ki taskari karta hai
pehle yeh harami mla isi randikhane ka ek bharwa tha
dilip- [yeh kehte hue us ladke ki ankhon mein ansu aagaye]
tu ro kyun raha hai
ladka- kyunki appun bhi usi randikhane ki upaj hai
main toh bahut khush hoon ki
meri maa mujhe janam dete hue hi mar gayi
warna duniya ke taane sun sun ke mar jati
aur appun ek ek ko cheer deta
appun ne 2 baar mla ko marne ki koshish ki par maar nahi paya
tu soch raha hai appun tere ko yeh baat kyun bata raha hai
teri ankho mein appun ne ek aisa dard dekha hai
jo ek bin maa baap ka bachcha hi samajh sakta hai
dilip- main tujhe ek baat batata hoon
main neta ke bete se badla lena chahta hoon
aur agar tu mla se badla lena chahta hai
toh hum dono ka dushman ek hai
ladka- appun sirf mla ko thokna chahta hai
aur appun aaj se tere sath hai
haath mila
dilip- main dilip
ladka- main akhil
dilip- yeh le baaki paise
akhil- yeh paise tu apne paas rakh
aur bata tune kuch socha hai aage kya karega
dilip- sheetal jaha rehti hai
waha hume ek ghar chahiye
aur yeh yaad rakhna
woh ghar soundproof ho
akhil- ho jayega
dilip- humare paas sirf 4din hai
[ paanch5we din bade mama nahi
thakur dharmesh veer partap singh
yamraj banke aayenge]..,
akhil- appun mla ko 4 saal se maar nahi pa raha hai
aur tu 4 din bol raha hai
dilip- woh sab main soch lunga
tu jaake ghar dekh
akhil- pehle kuch thusne toh de
dilip- kisi hotel mein chalte hain
akhil- hotel ki aisi ki taisi
appun ke ghar chal mast nashta karenge
dilip- tu toh aise bol raha hai
jaise teri gharwali ne tere liye nashta banaya hoga
akhil- tujhe nashte se matlab hai
ya mera dimag khane se
dilip- chal
[akhil ne ek taxi rukai
hum usmein baith gaye
30 minute baad hum pahunche akhil ke ghar
akhil ka ghar bahut bheed wale ilaake mein tha
akhil apne ghar ke andar gaya
main bhi uske piche andar gaya]
akhil- meri darling meri jaanu
kahan hai tu
meri rani
[ek ladki kitchen se bahar aayi]
kaun hai
akhil- tera nanha munna akhil
ladki- are aap agaye baithiye nashta tayaar hi hai
yeh kaun hain
akhil- yeh appun ka dost hai
yeh bhi nashta karega
ladki- namaste
dilip- main bhi namaste kiya
phir woh kitchen mein chali gayi
[main dheere se akhil ko kaha]
main toh majak mein kaha tha
sach mein yeh teri biwi hai
akhil- nahi re appun abhi 20 saal ka hai
aur yeh 19 ki
appun 21 saal ka hote hi isse shaadi manayega
aur puri cricket team paida karega
dilip- par tere jaise langoor ko yeh angoor kaha se mil gaya
akhil- tu appun ki taarif kar raha hai
ya bejjati
dilip- taarif kar raha hoon
[lukkhe
main badbadaya]
akhil- woh main tujhe nahi bataunga
appun ki jaan batana chahe toh bata sakti hai
dilip-
waise jaan ka naam kya hai
akhil- abe woh teri bhabhi hai
arushi
jaan sirf appun ki hai
dilip- lekin main toh jaan hi kahunga
akhil- jaa main tere sath nahi karta
dilip- achcha sorry
arushi- yeh lijiye nashta tayyar hai
akhil- aahaha kitni raapchik khusbu hai
khaane mein kitna maja aayega
dilip- bahut achchi khushbu hai
[phir hum teeno ne nashta kiya
nashta karne ke baad]
akhil- tu tayyar ho ja tujhe college chhod deta hoon
arushi- nahi aaj college band hai
teachers ne hadtal kardi hai
akhil- yeh master logo ne bahut achchha kiya
arushi- kya aap bhi
chaliye haath dho lijiye
akhil- achcha sun yeh mera dost hai
yeh humari lovestory janna chahta hai
arushi- jaisi aapki marji
akhil- tu kabhie nahi sudhregi
achcha ja tu aram kar
[arushi chali gayi]...
akhil- haa toh sun
past
yeh baat 1 saal pehle ki hai
us waqt appun bahut gusse wala tha
appun chori karta tha daake daalta tha aur maara maari bhi karta tha
apun ke gang boss ne bola aaj humein ladkiya supply karni hai
[mla jo ladkiya lata tha
woh mere gang boss ke yahan hi rakhta tha
kyunki mera gang boss mla ka purana wafadar tha
aaj 60 ladkiyo ki jindagi barbaad hone wali thi]
akhil- dekho boss appun apko pehle bhi bola hai
appun yeh ladki wala kaam nahi karega
aapke liye appun jaan bhi de sakta hai
g boss- chal theek hai
main khud chala jaunga
appun adde pe hi ghumne laga
tabhi 2 lukkhon ki baate mujhe sunai di
woh lukkhe bol rahe the ki aaj boss pe humla hoga aur 60 ladkiyo mein se 5 ladkiyo ko tapka denge
[ appun ko pata tha ki 5 ladkiyo ka kam hona matlab harami mla boss ko jaan se maardega
aur appun boss ko kuch nahi hone de sakta tha
boss nehi appun ko pala tha]
appun un do lukkho ko bahut peeta
aur un lukkho ki bike pe nikal gaya
boss ko rokne
appun raaste mein hi boss ko sab bata diya
boss ne dusre raaste se jaane ko bola
saari ladkiya harami mla ke randikhane mein pahuncha di gai
appun waha se jana chahta tha
par boss ne appun ko jane nahi diya
1 ghante baad ladkiyo ki neelami shuru hui
neelami neeche ho rahi thi
aur appun yeh ghatiya khel upar wala floor se dekh raha tha
50 ladkiya roti bilakhti sisakti hui neelaam ho gayi
aakhri mein bachi 10 ladkiya jinki boli 5 lakh se shuru hui
appun apna munh dusri taraf ghumaya huwa tha
aapun ne jab aakhri ladki ka suna toh appun ko usko dekhne ka man huwa
appun ne jab us ladki ka chehra dekha
toh appun us ladki ko dekhta reh gaya
doodh jaisa safed rang
appun ne aaj tak kisi ladki pe itni masumiyat kabhi nahi dekhi thi
woh ladki ro rahi thi appun ko aaj pehli baar
kisi aur ka dard dekhke
aisa laga ki appun ka kisine dil cheer diya ho
tab appun ne suna ki us ladki ki neelami 15 lakh mein huwi
us ladki ko ek buddha apne sath le jaraha tha
woh uske saath jaa hi nahi rahi thi
appun ne bina soche 25 feet upar se chhalaang laga di...
par kuch samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
pehli baar bahar akele
dar nahi lag raha tha
par bechaini jarur thi
main chalne laga
1 ghante tak chalta raha
tabhi 1 park dikha
main park ke andar gaya
aur 1 bench pe baith gaya
ek toh raat upar se thand upar se c mama ne jo peeta
jald hi neend agayi
pata nahi kitni der tak main soya raha
mujhe aisa laga koi meri jeb tatol raha hai
main uska hath pakda
aur jor se daba diya
ankh khola toh dekha yeh meri hi umar ka ladka hai
tabhi ladke ne mere munh pe ek mukka maar diya
pura jabra hil gaya
woh apna hath chhudake bhagne ki koshish kar raha tha
main bhi uske munh pe ek mukka maar diya
ladka- aaah hath hai ya hathoda
dilip- [main ek aur mukka uske munh pe mara]
ladka- sorry maaf karde aage se kabhie panga nahi lunga
dilip- [main uska haath chhod diya]
tu subah 5 baje
meri jeb kyun tatol raha tha
ladka- chori karne ke liye
apun paise ke liye kuch bhi karega
dilip- kuch bhi
ladka- haa
dilip- 1 khoon karne ka kitna lega
[woh ladka mujhe neeche se upar ghurne laga]
ladka- apun saare kaam karta hai
par khoon aur bang kabhi nahi
dilip- 1 ladki ki information nikaalne ka kitna lega
ladka- us ladki ka status pata hona mangta
dilip- kisi bussinessman ki beti hai
yaha akeli rehti hai
ladka- 15000
dilip- 10000 dunga
ladka- 15000 se ek rupya bhi kam nahi
dilip- toh phir rehne de
ladka- are tu toh gussa ho gaya
dilip- 10000
ladka- done
ladka- naam toh bata ladki ka
dilip- photo hai
ladka- bhej bhej mere
mobile pe
dilip-[main apna mobile nikala]
ladka- ruk ruk 1 minute
tera mobile dikha
dilip- [woh ladka apni jeb se ek sim card nikaal ke mere mobile mein daalne laga]
yeh kya kar raha hai
ladka- tujhe dekhke lagta hai
tu koi jhol party hai
main tere mobile mein khaancha sim card daal raha hoon
dilip- mere mobile mein sim toh hai
ladka- kal agar tu kisi lafde mein andar hogaya
toh security officer tera number check karegi
usmein toh mera number dikh jayega na
appun kisi lafde mein na phanse
isi liye appun tere mobile mein khaancha card daal raha hai
iska number hi nahi dikhta hai
dilip- par main toh photo bhej raha hoon
phone thodi kar raha hoon
ladka- are yeh security officer wale bahut bade maamu hote hain
yeh pata kar lete hain ki mobile kahan hai
yeh toh sim card hai
isiliye agar ko lafde wala kaam hai
toh mobile aur simcard dono phenkde
dilip- [phir usne mere mobile se photo bheja
aur apna sim nikaalne laga]
yeh sim kitne ka dega
ladka- 1000
dilip- yeh le 1000 aur 5000
5 kaam hone ke baad
ladka- 4 ghante baad yahi pe milna
dilip- dhokha toh nahi dega
ladka- appun galat kaam bhi sahi tarike se karta hai
dilip- [main ankh band karke sochne laga]
thodi der baad kisi ke hasne ki awaj aayi
main ankh kholke dekha
toh 3 4 ladkiya apas mein baate karke has rahi thi
ghadi mein time dekha toh 7baje the
main unladkiyo ke paas gaya
main haath jod ke kaha
dhanyawad deviyo
woh sab mujhe ankhein phaad phaad ke dekhne lagi
main park se bahar nikalke aage badh gaya
main ek saste hotel gaya
500 mein 12 ghante
main room mein gaya nahaya dhoya fresh huwa
wahi kapre dobara pehen ke wapas park mein aake baith gaya
aadhe ghante baad woh ladka aagaya
ladka- is ladki ka naam sheetal verma hai
yeh pehle kisi aur college mein padhti thi
achanak kuch din pehle
yeh dusre college mein padhne lagi
iska harami mla ke bete ke sath chakkar hai
pehle iske sath ek cartetaker rehti thi
1 hafte pehle iski cartetaker gayab ho gai
appun ne pata kiya
2din se yeh ghar se bahar nahi nikli
yeh iss society mein rehti hai
dilip- achcha ek baat bata
tune mla ko harami kyun kaha
ladka- jab 1000 kamine marte hain toh 1 harami paida hota hai
aur jab waise 1000 harami marte hain toh mla jaisa mahaharami paida hota hai
yeh harami mla is sheher ka sabse bada randikhana chalata hai
aurto aur bachcho ki taskari karta hai
pehle yeh harami mla isi randikhane ka ek bharwa tha
dilip- [yeh kehte hue us ladke ki ankhon mein ansu aagaye]
tu ro kyun raha hai
ladka- kyunki appun bhi usi randikhane ki upaj hai
main toh bahut khush hoon ki
meri maa mujhe janam dete hue hi mar gayi
warna duniya ke taane sun sun ke mar jati
aur appun ek ek ko cheer deta
appun ne 2 baar mla ko marne ki koshish ki par maar nahi paya
tu soch raha hai appun tere ko yeh baat kyun bata raha hai
teri ankho mein appun ne ek aisa dard dekha hai
jo ek bin maa baap ka bachcha hi samajh sakta hai
dilip- main tujhe ek baat batata hoon
main neta ke bete se badla lena chahta hoon
aur agar tu mla se badla lena chahta hai
toh hum dono ka dushman ek hai
ladka- appun sirf mla ko thokna chahta hai
aur appun aaj se tere sath hai
haath mila
dilip- main dilip
ladka- main akhil
dilip- yeh le baaki paise
akhil- yeh paise tu apne paas rakh
aur bata tune kuch socha hai aage kya karega
dilip- sheetal jaha rehti hai
waha hume ek ghar chahiye
aur yeh yaad rakhna
woh ghar soundproof ho
akhil- ho jayega
dilip- humare paas sirf 4din hai
[ paanch5we din bade mama nahi
thakur dharmesh veer partap singh
yamraj banke aayenge]..,
akhil- appun mla ko 4 saal se maar nahi pa raha hai
aur tu 4 din bol raha hai
dilip- woh sab main soch lunga
tu jaake ghar dekh
akhil- pehle kuch thusne toh de
dilip- kisi hotel mein chalte hain
akhil- hotel ki aisi ki taisi
appun ke ghar chal mast nashta karenge
dilip- tu toh aise bol raha hai
jaise teri gharwali ne tere liye nashta banaya hoga
akhil- tujhe nashte se matlab hai
ya mera dimag khane se
dilip- chal
[akhil ne ek taxi rukai
hum usmein baith gaye
30 minute baad hum pahunche akhil ke ghar
akhil ka ghar bahut bheed wale ilaake mein tha
akhil apne ghar ke andar gaya
main bhi uske piche andar gaya]
akhil- meri darling meri jaanu
kahan hai tu
meri rani
[ek ladki kitchen se bahar aayi]
kaun hai
akhil- tera nanha munna akhil
ladki- are aap agaye baithiye nashta tayaar hi hai
yeh kaun hain
akhil- yeh appun ka dost hai
yeh bhi nashta karega
ladki- namaste
dilip- main bhi namaste kiya
phir woh kitchen mein chali gayi
[main dheere se akhil ko kaha]
main toh majak mein kaha tha
sach mein yeh teri biwi hai
akhil- nahi re appun abhi 20 saal ka hai
aur yeh 19 ki
appun 21 saal ka hote hi isse shaadi manayega
aur puri cricket team paida karega
dilip- par tere jaise langoor ko yeh angoor kaha se mil gaya
akhil- tu appun ki taarif kar raha hai
ya bejjati
dilip- taarif kar raha hoon
[lukkhe
main badbadaya]
akhil- woh main tujhe nahi bataunga
appun ki jaan batana chahe toh bata sakti hai
dilip-
waise jaan ka naam kya hai
akhil- abe woh teri bhabhi hai
arushi
jaan sirf appun ki hai
dilip- lekin main toh jaan hi kahunga
akhil- jaa main tere sath nahi karta
dilip- achcha sorry
arushi- yeh lijiye nashta tayyar hai
akhil- aahaha kitni raapchik khusbu hai
khaane mein kitna maja aayega
dilip- bahut achchi khushbu hai
[phir hum teeno ne nashta kiya
nashta karne ke baad]
akhil- tu tayyar ho ja tujhe college chhod deta hoon
arushi- nahi aaj college band hai
teachers ne hadtal kardi hai
akhil- yeh master logo ne bahut achchha kiya
arushi- kya aap bhi
chaliye haath dho lijiye
akhil- achcha sun yeh mera dost hai
yeh humari lovestory janna chahta hai
arushi- jaisi aapki marji
akhil- tu kabhie nahi sudhregi
achcha ja tu aram kar
[arushi chali gayi]...
akhil- haa toh sun
past
yeh baat 1 saal pehle ki hai
us waqt appun bahut gusse wala tha
appun chori karta tha daake daalta tha aur maara maari bhi karta tha
apun ke gang boss ne bola aaj humein ladkiya supply karni hai
[mla jo ladkiya lata tha
woh mere gang boss ke yahan hi rakhta tha
kyunki mera gang boss mla ka purana wafadar tha
aaj 60 ladkiyo ki jindagi barbaad hone wali thi]
akhil- dekho boss appun apko pehle bhi bola hai
appun yeh ladki wala kaam nahi karega
aapke liye appun jaan bhi de sakta hai
g boss- chal theek hai
main khud chala jaunga
appun adde pe hi ghumne laga
tabhi 2 lukkhon ki baate mujhe sunai di
woh lukkhe bol rahe the ki aaj boss pe humla hoga aur 60 ladkiyo mein se 5 ladkiyo ko tapka denge
[ appun ko pata tha ki 5 ladkiyo ka kam hona matlab harami mla boss ko jaan se maardega
aur appun boss ko kuch nahi hone de sakta tha
boss nehi appun ko pala tha]
appun un do lukkho ko bahut peeta
aur un lukkho ki bike pe nikal gaya
boss ko rokne
appun raaste mein hi boss ko sab bata diya
boss ne dusre raaste se jaane ko bola
saari ladkiya harami mla ke randikhane mein pahuncha di gai
appun waha se jana chahta tha
par boss ne appun ko jane nahi diya
1 ghante baad ladkiyo ki neelami shuru hui
neelami neeche ho rahi thi
aur appun yeh ghatiya khel upar wala floor se dekh raha tha
50 ladkiya roti bilakhti sisakti hui neelaam ho gayi
aakhri mein bachi 10 ladkiya jinki boli 5 lakh se shuru hui
appun apna munh dusri taraf ghumaya huwa tha
aapun ne jab aakhri ladki ka suna toh appun ko usko dekhne ka man huwa
appun ne jab us ladki ka chehra dekha
toh appun us ladki ko dekhta reh gaya
doodh jaisa safed rang
appun ne aaj tak kisi ladki pe itni masumiyat kabhi nahi dekhi thi
woh ladki ro rahi thi appun ko aaj pehli baar
kisi aur ka dard dekhke
aisa laga ki appun ka kisine dil cheer diya ho
tab appun ne suna ki us ladki ki neelami 15 lakh mein huwi
us ladki ko ek buddha apne sath le jaraha tha
woh uske saath jaa hi nahi rahi thi
appun ne bina soche 25 feet upar se chhalaang laga di...
