Incest/Taboo Main Pyaar Aur Apne Pariwaar Ka Deewana

kuch der baad main apna lund alina gaand se nikala

dilip, pad gayi kaleje mein thandak,bahut shauk tha gaand marwane ka

alina, tum bhi toh ass addict ho

[alina dard se bol bhi nahi paa rahi thi

vanya, main ja rahi hoon

dilip, kyun is room mein kaante bichhe hain

[aur main vanya ko gale se laga liya

phir vanya bed sheet change ki,aur main alina ko saaf karne bathroom le gaya,thodi der baad hum teeno so gaye,bina kapdo ke

subah jab aankh khuli toh main socha,kaash aisa roj hota

meri biwiya mere bed pe mere sath soti

phir main ready hoke alina aur vanya ko uthaya

vanya toh bathroom mein gayi,lekin alina ki toh haalat kharab thi,baith bhi nahi paa rahi thi

dilip, is haalat mein ab ghar kaise jaogi

alina, ghar kaun jana chahta hai

dilip, thode dino ki toh baat hai

alina, itne saal toh door rahe ho

[aur alina mere gale lag gayi

kuch der baad alina aur vanya ready ho gayi

ab waqt tha dono ke ghar jane ka

tabhi kalua mere paas aaya,use kuch baat karni thi

lakhan, chhote maalik aapki madad chahiye

dilip, aap ko madad chahiye,jarur karunga

lakhan, chhote maalik shaadi toh meri ho gayi,lekin woh mujhse jaruri baat ke alawa,aur koi baat nahi karti

dilip, yeh bolo na tumhe bhaw nahi deti

[lakhan apni battisi dikhane laga

dilip, dekho jitna mera experience hai

tumhe uske pair dabane honge

[yeh sunke lakhan sadme mein chala gaya

lakhan, yeh aap kya keh rahe hain

dilip, sahi keh raha hoon,yeh idea ek mahaan aadmi ne aajmaya tha

tum bhi aajma ke dekho

aur yeh mat sochna ki yeh karne se tum chhote ho jaoge,biwi hai tumhari woh jeete ya tum jeeto baat ek hi hai,kyunki tum dono ab ek ho

[lakhan shukriya kehke bahar chala gaya,phir dono car mein baithi,lakhan drive karne wala tha

uski biwi uske sath waali seat pe baithi thi,vanya aur alina ke ankho mein ansu the

phir woh chale gaye,main vidu ke sath baitha hua tha

tabhi priya aayi,use college chhodne jana tha

[main use college chhodne ke liye nikal pada

main drive karne mein laga hua tha

tabhi priya boli

priya, tum apni teeno biwi se pyar karte ho

dilip, tumhe koi shaq hai

priya, nahi bas tum bahut fake dikhte ho,mujhe lagta hai,ki tum kisi se bhi pyar nahi karte

dilip, i think tum apna brain use nahi karti,aur agar karti toh yeh sab baatein nahi karti

priya, sachchai bahut kadwi hoti hai

dilip, listen priya tum mujhe bhai nahi maanti,tum apni freind ko batati ho,ki main tumhara naukar hoon

i don't car,par agar tum yeh kahogi ki main apni wifes se pyar nahi karta

toh believe me jis din tum meri respect karogi,tumhare liye jaan de dunga

lo tumhar college aagaya,apna khyal rakhna

[priya college mein chali gayi,tabhi mera phone bajne laga

main phone uthaya,yeh dev ka agent tha,keh raha tha ki,koi mera peechha kar raha hai

main ok bolke car yahan wahan ghumane laga

jab mujhe yakeen ho gaya,ki sach mein mera peechha ho raha hai

phir main ek sunsaan area ki taraf car le gaya

aur ek jagah gatar ke paas apni car roka

ek button dabaya,car ka neechla hissa khul gaya

gatar ka dhakkan ko kholke main gatar mein gaya,yahan ka gatar hi jaan le lega,phir main us taraf gaya,jahan pe woh car thi,phir main ek jagah rukke gatar ka dhakkan khola,theek car ke neeche tha woh dhakkan,main bahar aaya,aur car ke neeche hi leta raha

phir main do tyre ki hawa nikaal diya

aur car ke neeche se nikalke khada ho gaya,car mein jo aadmi tha,woh mujhe dekhte hi,car start kar diya,main apni kamar se gun nikaala,aur use dikhake bahar aane ka ishara kiya

woh car se bahar aaya

dilip, kis khushi mein mera peechha kar rahe ho

aadmi, sushila sharma ne kaha tha

[uske itna bolte hi main apni gun munh,uske pair ki taraf karke trigger daba diya,ek goli uske pair mein lagi,aur woh cheekh pada

dilip, mujhe sach sun na hai,warna agli goli tumare sar mein lagegi

aadmi, woh ek african aadmi hai saat feet ka

dilip, ab naam bhi bata do

aadmi, naam nahi pata

[phir main uska tie nikaal ke uska hath bandha

aur apna tie nikaalke uske jakhm pe baandh diya,aur apna rumaal nikaal ke uske munh pe baandh diya

phir dev ke aadmi ko phone kiya

dilip, kachra saaf karwa do

[aur apni car mein baithke ghar chal diya

ghar pahunchke khana khaya

thodi der ke baad smaasi kahi jaane ka bolke ghar se nikal gayi

main dev ke aadmi ko bola ki,smaasi ka peechha karwao

phir main aur vidu ghumne ke liye nikal gaye,ghumne ke baad main priya ke college pahuncha

priya aayi aur car mein baith gayi

phir hum sab ghar pahunche

smaasi ghar pe aachuki thi,mere phone pe sms aaya,smaasi sushila sharma se milne gayi thi,aur ab mera peechha nahi kiya ja raha tha

priti bhi college se aagayi,subah toh usse baat nahi kar paaya,toh socha abhi kar leta hoon

main uske room mein pahuncha,woh shayad bathroom mein gayi thi,main bed pe baith gaya,tabhi meri najar ek diary pe padi,main woh diary uthaya aur kholke padhne laga

diary padhke main sadme mein chala gaya

hudd ho gayi ise bhi mujhse pyar ho gaya,aur yeh jaante hue bhi ki meri shaadi ho chuki hai,priti chahti hai ki main use pyar karu,abhi iski age hi kya hai,kya musibat hai...

priti chahti hai ki main use pyar karu,abhi iski age hi kya hai,kya musibat hai

haan main toh khula invitation hoon

[aur main apne room mein aagaya,jahan vidu leti hui thi

main bhi uske sath let gaya

[agle din jab main priya ko college chhodne gaya,toh mujhe ek aadmi dikha,jo college mein ghum raha tha,woh 7 feet ka bhi tha,aur kaala bhi

mujhe us aadmi ki baat yaad aagayi

use aise hi kisi aadmi ne hire kiya tha

thodi der baad woh aadmi apni car mein baitha,aur drive karne laga,main bhi uska peechha kiya

kuch der baad uski car ek ghar ke bahar ruki,phir woh apni car ko andar le gaya,saale gate pe jo guard the,unke hath mein machine gun thi

main wapas ghar aagaya,aur raat hone ka wait karne laga,raat ke 8 baje main usi ghar pe pahuncha,raat mein bhi guards saale jaag rahe the,main ghar ke pichhle hisse mein aaya

aur ek raasi ke sahare ghar ki chhat pe pahuncha,phir main seedhiyo se neeche jaane laga,tabhi meri gardan pe kuch chubh gaya

aur main behosh hone laga,jab mujhe hosh aaya tab main ek chair se bandha pada tha

aur saamne chair pe wohi kaala aadmi baitha hua tha

mujhe dekhke woh muskurane laga

dilip, randwa ho gaya hai jo itna muskura raha hai

[yeh sunke woh mujhe ghurne laga

aadmi, hello shakti shivraaj chauhaan,commando in secret service

[main toh sadme mein chala gaya

dilip, ex commando

aadmi, woh toh tumhara natak hai,main janta hoon,ab sir t ko dhundne ke liye,tum itna toh kar hi sakte

dilip, hindi achchi hai tumhari

aadmi, shukriya

tumhara bhi jawab nahi,humne socha tha,ki tum bahut pahunchi hui cheez ho,par tum toh bahut aasani se pakde gaye

dilip, kya karu aadat se majbur hoon,dimaag se khelna meri aadat hai,aur apne dushman ko mitana meri fitrat

mak, i like it

dilip, mak tum ek baat jaante ho jab hum commando itni aasani se jaal mein phans jaate hain,toh iska matlab yeh hota hai,ki tum humare jaal mein phans chuke ho

[yeh sunke mak apni chair se utha,aur mere paas aake,mere munh pe ek punch jad diya

phir dusra phir teesra

hath nahi hathoda tha

mak, ab jyada mat bolna,warna agli baar meri ungli,tumhare ankho mein hogi

[main chup rehne mein hi apni bhalai samjha

tabhi room ka gate ek jhatke se khul gaya

aur meri jaan mein jaan aayi,kyunki saamne humare dev babu khade the,jo is waqt bahut gusse mein the

mak apni kamar se gun nikalta hai,aur dev pe fire karne lagta hai,lekin har ek goli dev ke jism ko chhu bhi nahi paati,main samajh gaya,ki yeh dev ka hologram hai

aur agle hi pal ek goli mak ke hath mein lagti hai,aur dev room mein aajata hai

isse pehle koi kuch karta,mak apni gun apni kanpatti pe lagata hai,aur trigger daba deta hai

bechara mak duniya se tahal chuka tha

dev mere paas aake mujhe kholta hai,woh abhi bhi gusse mein tha

dev, yeh sab karne ki jarurat nahi thi

pata hai pura mission khatre mein aagaya hai

dilip, haan toh maine bola tha ki,mujhe mission mein shaamil karo

aur waise mujhe pata hi nahi hai,ki mission hai kya

dev, mission yeh hai,ki humne hi tumhari maasi ko kidnap kiya,aur tumhare ghar nakli kmaasi bhi humne hi bheja,aur tumhe sushila sharma ka naam batane ke liye humne hi neha ko kaha,kyunki neha bhi humari hi ek agent hai

aur teri simita maasi ke pati,kuch din se humare paas hain,isi liye woh wohi karti hai,jo hum kehte hain[yeh sunke mera khoon jal utha,aur main dev ki taraf lapka,lekin dev bijli ki tezi se mujhse door ho gaya

dilip, tune aisa kyun kiya

dev, kyunki tu hi best hai,aur jab sawal teri family ka ho,toh tu aur bhi khatarnak tarike se sochne lagta hai

ab main tujhse kehta ki,tu yeh mission le le,toh tu kabhi nahi manta,kyunki ab tu family wala ho gaya hai,isi liye yeh sab kiya

dilip, dev yeh tune theek nahi kiya

meri family khatre mein hai

dev, teri family meri family sab baad mein,pehle desh,aur dekha nahi,tu sushila sharma ke pati ka bussiness partner kya bana,t ne mak ko bhej diya tujhe khatam karne

iska matlab samajhta hai,ab t tujhe nahi chhodega

upar se asli mak nahi,uska humshaka hai, mak t ka right hand hai,itni aasani se nahi marega

dilip, yeh t hai kaun

dev, pure world mein 80 percent ladkiyo ki supply t karta hai,arbo dollors ka karobaar hai

har saal woh ek desh chunke, in paiso ko woh us desh mein jo atankwadi hain,unmein baant deta hai

aur iss baar usne humare desh ko chuna hai

ab tujhe apne desh ko apne pariwaar ko bachana hai,toh tujhe t ko khatam karna hoga

dilip, t se pehle meri biwi mujhe maar daalegi,man kar raha hai

dev, agar maine kuch galat kiya ho,toh goli maar dena lekin pehle t ko toh maar de

aur haan yeh jo tune drama kiya,tujhe pata kaise chala ki,hum tujhe nacha rahe hain

dilip, tere agent ne bola ki koi mera peechha kar raha hai,ab tere department ke liye main itna jaruri toh nahi hoon,ki tu mujhpe najar rakhkhe

bas ho gaya shaq phans gaya jaal mein,aur jaisa socha tha,tu aahi gaya bachane

dev, shaadi ke baad tu jyada samajhdaar ho gaya,bhabhi ko namaste kehna,ab jaldi ja raat ke 1 baj rahe hain,bhabhi tera wait kar rahi hogi

[yeh sunte hi main bhaaga aur pahuncha ghar...

vidu hall mein sofe pe soyi hui thi

meri jaan mein jaan aayi,main vidu ke paas baith gaya

aur vidu ki ankh khul gayi

vidu, aap kab aaye

dilip, abhi aaya,lekin aap yahan kyun soyi hain

vidu, aapka intezaar karte ankh lag gayi

dilip, ankh lag gayi,agar aapke lakshan aise hi rahe,toh aapko ghar chhod aaunga

[yeh sunke vidu mere gaal sehlate hue boli

vidu, raat ke 2 baje ghar aap aate hain

aur lakshan mere kharab hain

dilip, toh haddi pasli tod dijiye

vidu, aisa mat boliye

dilip, agar aap raat ke 2 baje ghar pe aayengi,toh main aapki haddi pasli jarur tod dunga

[yeh sunke vidu jor jor se hansne lagi

dilip, maine koi joke maara hai

vidu, joke hi toh maara hai,aap aur mujhe maarenge,agar kisi ko pata chal gaya,ki suhaagraat mein,mujhse jyada aap roye the

toh kisi ko yakeen nahi aayega

bade aaye mujhe maarne waale

[is baat pe main bhi hans diya,kuch der baad humne khana khaya

phir vidu meri baaho mein so gayi

main samajh gaya tha ki simita maasi mujhse nafrat nahi karti hain,woh bas naraz hain

aur ab is mission ko niptana hoga,aur uske liye ek natak karna hoga

agli subah hum sab nashta kar rahe the

matlab main vidu priti aur smaasi

dilip, maasi kal subah hum gaon jayenge

smaasi, theek hai

dilip, priti aaj college mat jana,shopping karwa dunga tumhe

priti, jee bhaiya

[phir main priya ko college chhodne ke liye ja raha tha

main drive kar raha tha

dilip, kal toh ja raha hoon,toh aaj bata hi do,naraz kyun rehti ho

priya, tum kyun zabardasti mujhse baat karte ho

dilip, is liye ki tum meri behen ho

aur jab behen naraz ho toh bhai bina manaye nahi reh sakta

[priya kuch boli hi nahi,main priya ko college chhodke ghar aaya,aur main vidu aur priti shopping karne mall mein pahunche

pehle movie dekhi phir shopping kiya

isi beech vidu washroom chali gayi

main aur priti baithe hue the

priti, bhaiya aap se ek baat puchu

dilip, maine tumhari diary padh li hai

aur main kuch nahi kehna chahta

agar tum mujhe dukh dena chahti ho,toh is topic pe baat karo

priti kuch nahi boli

phir hum ghar pahunche,main apne room mein aake dev ko phone kiya

dilip, mere mausa ko kab chhodega

dev, uske liye tujhe kuch karna hoga

dilip, kya

dev, ek natak

dilip, kya matlab

dev, matlab yeh ki

[aur dev ne jo kaha woh main sunke tilmila utha

dilip, main aisa kuch nahi karunga,tu bor mat kar

dev, abe aise agar chhodunga,toh tera mausa security officer ke paas pahunch jayega

aur abhi mera mood nahi hai,toh tujhe yeh karna hi padega

dilip, tu mera dost hai ya dushman

dev, dost hoon

ab rakhta hoon

[2 ghante baad main ek restaurent mein baitha hua tha

tabhi 4 log restaurent mein aaye,aur table pe baith gaye,main bill pay kiya aur apni parking mein pahunchke,apni car ki taraf badh raha tha,tabhi ek awaj aane lagi

yeh awaj kisi car ki dikki se aarahi thi

main us car ke paas pahuncha

aur us car ki dikki khola

ek aadmi ke hath pair bandhe hue the aur munh pe tape chipka tha

lekin woh aadmi hosh mein tha

main us aadmi ko dikki se bahar nikala

aur uske munh se tape hataya

aadmi, please meri madad karo

[main uska hath pair khola tabhi woh 4 aadmi jo restaurent mein the

woh humare saamne aagaye aur bina kuch soche humpe laat ghuse chalane lage,ek ek ko maar maar ke behosh kar diya main

woh aadmi jo dikki mein band tha,mujhe thanks bolne laga

dilip, yeh sab the kaun

aadmi, inhone hi mujhe kidnap kiya tha,aapka bahut bahut shukriya

dilip, chaliye main aapko ghar chhod deta hoon

aadmi, is haalat mein nahi sab se pehle mujhe apna huliya theek karna hoga,kyunki sirf meri wife jaanti hai,ki main kidnap hoon,meri betiyo ko nahi pata hai,aur na hi unhe pata chalna chahiye please

[phir main us aadmi ke liye kapde buy kiya,aur phir hum dono meri car mein baithe

dilip, address bataiye

[phir us aadmi ne mujhe address bataya

kuch der baad hum ghar pahunche

dilip, yeh hai aapka ghar

aadmi, jee

dilip, par yeh toh meri simita maasi ka ghar hai

aadmi, tum dilip ho

dilip, jee

[yehi tha dev ka plan,smaasi ke pati ke saamne mujhe hero banana

phir hum dono ghar mein gaye,smaasi mausa ko dekhke khadi ho gayi

aur daudke unke gale lagke rone lagi

maasi ke rone ki awaj sunke,priti apne room se bahar aayi,aur apne papa ko dekhke unke paas pahunchke unke gale lag gayi...​