Incest/Taboo Main Pyaar Aur Apne Pariwaar Ka Deewana

yeh duniya yeh mehfil mere kaam ki nahi,,mere kaam ki nahi

[jaise hi main aadha gaana gaya vanya bade gusse mein boli

band karo yeh manhus gaane gaana

kya nahi hai tumhare paas phir bhi tum aisa gaana gaa rahe ho

dilip= ab main gaana bhi na gaaun kya ab mujhe kuch karne ke liye tumse puchhna padega

vanya= tumko jo karna hai karo lekin aise manhus gaane mat gaao

[vanya ke chup hote hi main agla song gaane laga

main duniya teri chhod chala o main duniya teri chhod chala

[vanya ka khubsurat safed chehra tamatar ki tarah pura laal pad gaya

vanya kuch bol paati usse pehle hi main bol pada,,aaj tum itni haseen dikh rahi ho mujhe lag raha hai

main kisi pari ko dekh raha hoon,,nahi nahi pari ki rajkumari ko dekh raha hoon,,chand bhi tumhari

khubsurti ke aage pheeka hai

[vanya ka jo chehra tamatar ki tarah laal ho chuka tha,,ab woh sharam ke maare gulabi padne laga

meri aur vanya ki baat driver nahi sun pa raha tha,,kyunki driver mere vash mein tha

vanya bhi sharam ke maare apni najre neeche kiye hui thi

dilip= yeh sab maine ek book mein padha tha

kya kehti ho achchi line hai na koi na koi ladki toh pat hi jayegi

[yeh sunte hi vanya mujhe aise dekhi jaise woh mujhe kachcha kha jayegi

dilip= chalo us dhabe ke paas khana khate hain

vanya= mujhe nahi khana tum thunso jaake

dilip= are aisa kaise chalega,,khana toh tumko khana padega,,warna main tumhare sath nahi

baithunga

[mere itna bolte hi vanya jaldi se car ke bahar aagayi,,bnani aur cmama bhi humare paas pahunch

chuke the,,,

Dilip= are aisa kaise chalega,,khana toh tumko khana padega,,warna main tumhare sath nahi

baithunga

[mere itna bolte hi vanya jaldi se car ke bahar aagayi,,bnani aur cmama bhi humare paas pahunch

chuke the

phir hum sab ne thoda thoda khaya,,aur phir hum sab chal pade,,vanya mujhse munh fulake baithi hui

thi

main driver ko sammohit se azaad kar diya

dilip= driver bhai aapki shadi hui hai kya

driver= jee cmaalik meri shadi ho chuki hai,,aur do bachche bhi hain

dilip= achcha maine suna hai ki yeh jo biwi hoti hai,,bahut jhagda karti hai

driver= nahi cmaalik meri biwi mujhse jhagda nahi karti hai,,ulta main use pareshaan karta hoon

dilip= tumhari biwi tumse naraz nahi hoti

driver= bilkul hoti hai agar woh naraz nahi hogi toh main manaunga kaise

dilip= iska matlab jab meri gf banegi toh woh bhi mujhse naraz hogi

vanya= yeh kya laga rakhkha hai tum dono ne

bhaiya aap apna gaadi chalane pe dhyan dijiye

aur tum apna munh band rakhkho warna bdadi ko bol dungi

[main man mein hans diya aise hi raaste bhar main vanya ko pareshaan karta raha

phir hum cmama ke ghar pahunche

ghar mein enter karte hi mujhe aruna avantika megha aur sunita dikhi

bdadi ko dekhke sab daudti hui jaake bdadi ke gale lag gayi

bdadi ne sab ke sar pe bade pyar se hath phera

cmami aake bdadi ke pair chhui

main toh bas vidya ko dhund raha tha,,sab ke man mein jhankne ke baad mujhe pata chala ki woh

apne room mein hai

main bina kisi se puchhe seedhiyo se chalte hue vidya ke room tak pahuncha,,bina gate knock kiya

room ka gate khola aur andar chala gaya,,vidya bathroom mein thi,,main wohi bed pe let gaya,,aur

apni ankhein band kar liya,,kuch der baad vidya bathroom se bahar nikli,,main use dekhta reh

gaya,,woh ek light blue colour ka frock pehne hui thi,,kitni khubsurat thi meri vidya,,lekin jaise hi vidya

ki najar mujhpe padi,,woh sakpaka gayi

lekin agle hi pal woh chillate hue mere upar saman phenk ke maarne lagi

main uthke baith gaya,,aur agle hi pal kamre ka gate khula,,aur sab andar aagaye

cmama= kya hua beti tum cheekhi kyun

vidya= yeh ladka kaun hai jo mere room mein aise ghus gaya

cmama= pehle tum saamaan phenkna band karo,,aur yeh dilip hai

vidya= kaun dilip

[tabhi bnani room mein aagayi,,vidya samajh gayi main kaun dilip hoon

vidya= tumko kisi ne tameez nahi seekhayi bina puche andar aagaye aur mere bed pe bhi let gaye

[main bina koi jawab diye room se bahar aagaya

bnani bhi mere peechhe aayi

bnani= tu uski baat ka bura mat maan na,,woh bahut achchi hai

dilip= aapko pata hai main in sab baato pe dhyan nahi deta

bnani= tu gaya kyun tha uske room mein

dilip= main bas unko dekhna chahta tha

bnani= par tu toh us se bachpan mein mila tha

phir abhi tujhe usko dekhne ka man kyun hua

dilip= aap ne hi toh kaha ki woh bahut achchi hai

achcha tu jaake aaraam kar vidya ke bagal waala room tera hai

[main vidya ke bagal waale room mein jaane laga,,tabhi mujhe vidya cmama se baat karti dikhi

uski najar mujhpe padi

main use ankh maar diya

uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya

main room mein aagaya

aur bed pe let gaya

main apni powers se teeno ko yaad toh kara sakta hoon,,ki unki aur mera rishta kya,,par phir unhe

woh sab bhi yaad aajayega jo unke sath hua,,jiska jimmedaar sirf main tha,,mujhe yeh bhi pata hai ki

us din in teeno ko koi buri shakti hi uthake le gayi thi

main apni ankhein band karke khola,,meri ankho se kirne nikli,,aur mere saamne teen screen on ho

gaye,,do mein toh vidya aur vanya sath baithi thi,,lekin teesri mein meri alina thi,,jo patient ka ilaaj kar

rahi thi

vanya aur alina toh mujhse pyar karti bhi hain,,woh toh mera hi intejaar kar rahi hain,,lekin vidya ko

vidu banane ke liye,,mujhe bahut paapad belne padenge

dekhenge kya kya karna padta hai,,pehle badi devi ji ke darshan toh kar loon,,aur main apne kamre

se nikal ke hall mein aagaya

meri sab behne mujhe ghur rahi thi,,lekin vidya toh mujhe kha jane waali najro se dekh rahi thi

cmama= tum sab behne apni bhai ko ghumake lao,,uska mind bhi fresh ho jaega

[cmama ki baat koi nahi taal sakta tha,,isi liye hum sab ghumne ke liye ready ho gaye

jaise hi vidya driving seat pe baithi,,main uske bagal waali seat pe baith gaya

aur ek baar phir use ankh maar diya

vidya ka safed chehra gusse se laal ho gaya

lekin woh apne aap pe controle ki,,phir vanya aur avantika pichhli dono seat pe aake baith gayi

vidya drive karne lagi

main kankhiyo se vidya ko dekh raha tha

tabhi vidya bhi mujhe kankhiyo se dekhi,,aur uska gussa saatwe aasmaan pe pahunch gaya

woh brake maar di

ek jhatke ke sath gaadi ruk gayi

vidya= tum apni yeh gandi harkate band karoge ki nahi

kya bdadi ne yahi sikhaya hai tumhe

vanya= kya hua didi aap aisa kyun keh rahi hain

vidya= yeh do baar mujhe ankh maar chuka hai,,aur mujhe ghure ja raha hai

vanya= dilip yeh sab kya hai

dilip= i love vidya

[mere munh se nikle yeh shabd aise the,,jaise maine atom bomb phod diya ho,,sab ko sadma lag

chuka tha.,khas karke vanya ko,....

dilip= aisa reaction mat do main mazak kar raha tha,,aur vidya main aap se maafi chahunga,,kabhi

kabhi mera dimaag kaam karna band kar deta hai,,phir bhi agar aap mujhse naraz hain toh phir aap

mujhe jo saja dena chahe de sakte hain

vidya man mein= dekh ke toh aisa lag raha hai ki sach bola raha hai,,lekin isne mujhe ankh kyun

maari bewakoof kahin ka

[ab vidya ko kya pata jab bhi main uske sath romance karta tha,,toh use ankh maara karta tha

phir ab aage se dhyan rakhna padega

yeh waali toh jhapat padegi mujhpe

vidya= dekho main tumhe maaf kar rahi hoon lekin tum aisa dobara mat karna

dilip= bilkul nahi karunga

[phir vidya drive karne lagi,,mera dhyan vanya pe gaya,,vanya apne ansu chhipane ki koshish kar rahi

thi,,kuch der baad hum mall pahunche

main bas vanya ke baare mein soch raha tha,,pichhli baar toh meri kismat achchi thi,,lekin is baar toh

meri kismat hi kharab hai

vidya= dilip tumhe kuch chahiye

dilip= aap sab ko jo chahiye woh le lo

vidya= bhul gaye kya dadi ne tumhe ghumane ko kaha tha

ab agar tumhe hi kuchh nahi chahiye toh hum wapas chalte hain

dilip= movie dekh lunga

vidya man mein= keh toh aise raha hai jaise humpe ehsaan kar raha ho

yeh dadi ne kahan fansa diya

dilip= movie dekhenge ya ghar chalein

avantika= movie hi dekhte hain kyun di

vidya= theek hai phir chalo movie hi dekhte hain

[vidya ek romantic movie ke tickets li aur hum apni apni seat pe jaake baith gaye,,mere bagal wali

seat pe ek taraf vanya aur dusri taraf avantika baithi thi,,kuch waqt baad movie shuru hui

sab movie dekh rahe the,,aur main vanya ko dekh raha tha,,jo kitna dukhi thi,,pichhli baar toh vidu ke

marne ko dekhke shayad vanya maan gayi thi,,lekin is baar main kya karu

ab toh apni bhawnao pe bhi controle kar leta hoon

kya main vanya ko i love u bol doon,,lekin vanya ko i love u bolne ke baad main vidya ko kaise apne

pyar pe yakeen dilaunga

vanya ka man halka ho isi liye movie dekhne ka socha,,lekin yahan toh yeh maatam manane baithi

hai

[ek minute main kuch soch raha tha tabhi mujhe kuch mehsus hua

do ladke ek dusre se baat kar rahe the

ladka1= bhai ab waqt aagaya hai,,interval mein aap ise leke jana aur cold drink mein yeh tablet mila

dena pehle aap maje kar lo phir us ki recording karke hum maze karenge

ladka2= bas yeh baat kisi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye

warna tujhe jaan se maar dunga

[main interval hone ka wait karne laga

lekin pehle main apni vanu ka mood toh theek kar doon,,vanya movie dekhne mein busy thi

main avantika ki taraf dekha woh bhi movie dekhne mein busy thi

main vanya ke gaal choom liya

kya jamana aagaya hai ab main vanya ke gaal bhi chuma toh super speed wali power use karni pad

gayi

jab main vanya ke gaal chuma toh vanya sakpaka gayi

lekin jab usne meri taraf dekha toh main movie dekh raha tha

vanya apna wehem samajhke wapas movie dekhne lagi,,ek baar phir main vanya ke gaal choom liya

vanya ek baar phir meri taraf dekhi

vanya man mein= yeh kya ho raha hai,,mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai,,ki dilip mere gaal choom raha

hro,,kaash aisa sachmein ho pata

[chalo iska mood toh theek ho gaya,,aur ab ek aur kaam karna hai

[kuch der baad interval ho gaya

dilip= main snacks leke aata hoon aap sab baitho

[aur main hall ke bahar aagaya,,un ladko ki awaj ko dhundne laga,,jab mujhe pata chal gaya ki woh

ladke kahan pe hain,,toh main us taraf chal diya

jab main wahan pahuncha toh yeh staff room tha,,main room pe hath lagaya,,toh gate lock tha,,main

apni ankhein band karke apni ankhein khola,,mujhe gate ke us paar dikhne laga,,woh ladke us ladki

ke hath bandh chuke the,,aur ab munh bhi tape laga diya tha,,main kuch kar paata usse pehle hi meri

ankho ke saamne meri barbaadi ka manzar meri ankho ke saamne aagaya

meri ankhein apne aap hi jalne lagi,,main gate us paar pahunch gaya,,jab un ladko ki najar mujhpe

padi toh woh mujhe ghurne lage

main apne aap ko sambhala,,aur jaise hi main dusre ladke ka chehra dekha chaunk gaya

yeh toh madan hai mla ka beta

[madan ne bina kuch soche mujhpe goli chala di,,goli mere seene se takra ke neeche gid gayi

madan aur us ladke ki ankhein fati ki fati reh gayi

dilip= tujhe pata hai is duniya mein sabse bada gunaah kya hai,,kisi ladki ki izzat pe hath daalna,,aur

uski saza kya hai

[madan mujhpe goli chalane laga,,jab tak ke uske gun ki goli khatam nahi ho gayi

dilip= mla ke laal ab mla teri laash dekhega

[mere hath mein ek sword aagayi,,main madan ke paas pahuncha,,uske pair kaanp rahe the,,aur agle

hi pal meri talwar madan ke gardan pe chalte hue us ladke ke gardan pe chal gayi,,dono ke sar unke

dhar se alag ho chuke the

main us ladki ke hath khol diya,,aur uske munh pe se tape hata diya,,phir main us ladki ko sammohit

kar diya,,woh ladki khadi ho gayi,,aur room se bahar chali gayi

woh theatre mein apni seat pe jaake baith gayi

main bhi snacks leke vanya ke paas gaya,,vanya ka chehra khila hua tha....

main us ladki ke hath khol diya,,aur uske munh pe se tape hata diya,,phir main us ladki ko sammohit

kar diya,,woh ladki khadi ho gayi,,aur room se bahar chali gayi

woh theatre mein apni seat pe jaake baith gayi

main bhi snacks leke vanya ke paas gaya,,vanya ka chehra khila hua tha

movie dekhne ke baad hum mall se bahar nikle

dilip= main drive karu

vidya= tumhe aati hai driving

dilip= bahut achchi tarah ek baar meri driving toh dekh llijiye

vidya= rehne do agar kuch ho gaya toh hume bahut problem hogi

[main bina kuch bole car mein baith gaya,,mere sath vanya baithi

vidya car drive karne lagi

vidya ke man ki baat jaanke mujhe bahut dukh hua,,ab mujhe ajeeb sa lagne laga tha,,ek taraf main

janta hoon,,ki vidya meri patni banegi,,aur dusri taraf vidya mujhse theek se baat bhi nahi karti hai

toh fir theek hai ab main koi koshish nahi karunga

alina aur vanya toh mujhse pyar karti hai,,upar se raj kumari

hum ghar pahunche main bnani ke sath baith gaya

kuch der unse baat karne ke baad main apne room mein aagaya

vanya mujhe chup chaap dekhke dukhi thi

woh mujhse baat karna chahti thi,,lekin woh mujhse baat nahi kar sakti thi

raat mein main khana khane neeche gaya hi nahi

kuch der baad vanya mere room ka gate knock karne lagi

main gate khola aur vanya ko dekhne laga

dilip= andar aajao

vanya= woh bdadi tumhe khane ke liye bula rahi hai

[main gate band kar diya

vanya ki ankhein chowdi ho gayi

dilip= baitho tumse kuch baat karni hai

vanya= kkkyaa

dilip= pehle baitho toh sahi

[vanya bed pe baith gayi

aur mujhe sawaliya najro se dekhne lagi

main vanya ke sath baith gaya

dilip= kya tumhe kuch ho gaya

vanya= mujhe kya hoga

dilip= mujhe kya pata aur jab tak tum sachchai nahi bataogi main tumhe apne room se jaane nahi

dunga

vanya= dimaag theek hai tumhara,,yeh kaisi baatein kar rahe ho

[main vanya ki ankho mein dekhne laga

aur apna ek hath vanya ke hath pe rakh diya,,vanya ka jism sihar utha

vanya= yeh kya kar rahe ho

dilip= tumhe pata hai

vanya= apna hath hatao na

dilip= kya tum mujhse pyar karti ho

[meri baat sunke vanya ke gore gaal gulabi ho gaye

aur woh apni najre churane lagi

[main bas use dekhta raha aur woh sharmati rahi

vanya ek baar mujhe dekhti aur ek baar zameen ko

dilip= agar mujhse pyar nahi karti toh bahar chali jao

vanya man mein= kitna bada bewakoof ladka i love u bolta hai ya ladki,,ek toh us waqt se itne shock

de raha hai,,ab i love u bhi bol dega toh kya jayega,,main kaise bolu i luv u

dilip= main tumse bahut pyar karta hoon,,kya tum bhi mujhse pyar karti ho

[maine apne pyar ka iqrar kar diya tha,,ab main vanya ke jawab ke intezar mein tha

dilip= kamaal hai kal toh tumhara munh band nahi ho raha tha

[vanya abhi bhi chup thi,,aur neeche dekh rahi thi

dilip= tumhe pata hai avantika ne mujhe i love u bola hai,,aur woh ab bhi mere jawab ka wait kar rahi

hai

[yeh sunte hi vanya ki ankhein chowdi ho gayi,,aur uske munh se apne aap nikal gaya

vanya= main bhi tumse bahut pyar kar rahi hoon

dilip= mujhse pyar kar rahi ho

abhi tak toh tumne aisa kuch nahi kiya hai,,jisse aisa lage ki tum mujhse pyar kar rahi ho

vanya man mein= har waqt mujhe pareshan karta rahega,,sab kuch bol diya phir bhi bewakoof gadha

dilip= tum mujhe gadha keh rahi ho

vanya= main main tumhe gadha keh sakti hoon

dilip= keh sakti ho

vanya= mera matlab hai ki main tumhe gadha nahi keh sakti

dilip= meri pyari vanya pari se bhi jyada khubsurat hai

[aur main vanya ko apne seene se laga liya,,ek alag sa sakun mila mujhe aur meri ankho se ansu

behne lage

vanya mujhse alag hui aur mere ansu pochhi

vanya= kya hua tum ro rahe ho

dilip= bahut akayla ho gaya tha

vanya= mujhe maaf kar do,,meri wajah se tum akayle rahe,,ab main humeshaa tumhare sath rahungi

samjhe ab bachche ki tarah rona band karo

aur chalo khana khane

dilip= tum apne hatho se khilao na

[main janta tha ki abhi maine jo kaha woh namumkin hai,,kyunki agar main khana khane nahi gaya

toh bnani mere liye khana leke aayengi...