Update 12
sab appun ko dekhne lage
appun us ladki ka haath pakad ke apne sath le jane laga
tabhi boss appun ke saamne aagaya
boss appun ko yeh ladki chahiye
boss- tujhe pata hai biki huwi ladki wapas nahi milti
aur tere paas 15 laakh bhi nahi hai
akhil- boss apun ko yeh ladki chahiye
[tabhi mla ke manager ne apne gundo ko ishaara kiya
manager ke gunde appun ko maarne lage
jab appun ne us ladki ka haath chhod
toh aisa laga ki appun ki kisine jindagi chhen li ho
appun ko woh gunde maarte rahe
appun khoøn se lathpath jameen pe gir pada]
appun tadapte hue
boss appun ko is ladki se alag mat karo
boss appun ne aapki jaan chayi hai
[woh buddha jabardasti use le ja raha tha]
boss appun ko jaan se maar do
par appun ko yeh ladki de do
boss appun ne aaj tak tumse kuch nahi maanga
tumhare liye saare galat kaam kiye
bina koi keemat liye
aaj appun un saare kaamo ka hisab maangta hai
[boss ne jaake us buddhe ko dhakka diya
aur mujhe aake uthaya]
boss- main is ladki ka 20 laakh dunga
manger se
manager- yeh ladki bik chuki hai
boss- main maalik se baat karlunga
manager- maalik dilli gaye hain
boss- shayad tumne suna nahi
main maalik se baat karlunga
manger-theek hai
akhil-
yeh le iss ghar ki chabhi aur apna pair kabhie us ilaake ki taraf mat modna
aaj se tera mera sara hisaab chukta
[yeh kehke boss chala gaya]
akhil- appun us ladki ki taraf dekha
tera naam kya hai
tere maa baap hai
arushi- meri souteli maa ne hi mujhe 50000 mein bech diya
[yeh kehke arushi rone lagi]
akhil- achcha ab rona band kar
tu jab tak chahe mere paas reh sakti ho
arushi- par aapne toh mujhe kharida hai
akhil- appun ne tujhe kharida nahi hai
appun ne sirf apne pyar ko bachaya hai
[arushi mujhe dekhne lagi]
arushi- iska matlab aap mere jism se nahi
mujhse pyar karte hain
akhil- haa
arushi- apni ankhein band kijiye
akhil- kyun
arushi- kijiye na
akhil- appun ne apni ankhein band kar li
arushi- ab apni ankhein kholiye
akhil- appun ne jab ankh khola
toh dekha arushi ki jism pe ek kapra bhi nahi hai
woh bilkul nangi appun ke samne khadi ho gayi
uski ankhein band thi
appun jaldi se gaya aur arushi ke badan pe ek chadar lapet diya
appun ne aarushi ko 2 thappar mara
arushi mere pairo pe gid gayi
arushi- aaj se mere liye aap hi mere bhagwaan hain
akhil- achcha uth ro mat
tune aisa kiya hi kyun
ki maine tujhpe haath uthaya
pata hai appun ko kitni takleef hui
arushi- mujhe laga aap bhi mujhse nahi mere jism se pyaar karte hain
akhil- appun ko maaf karde
arushi- aap maafi mat mangiye
aap mere bhagwaan hain
akhil- are main tera pati banna chahta hoon
aur tu mujhe baghwaan bana rahi hai
arushi- haan to pati bhi toh prameshwar hi hota haina
akhil- achchha sun agar main tere sath waisa karta
toh tu kya karti
arushi- apni jaan dedeti
akhil- dobara aisa mat kehna
aise hi 6 mahine gujar gaye
1 din appun ke dimaag mein baat aayi ki appun to padh nahi paya
kyun na arushi ko padhaoon
akhil- arushi tu kitne tak padhi hai
arushi- 10th tak
akhil- aage padhegi
arushi- nahi
akhil- kyun
arushi- aap se dur nahi reh sakti
akhil- par appun to chahta hai ki tu padhe
arushi- aap chahte hain toh theek hai
akhil- appun ne jugaad karke
arushi ka ek achche college mein admission karwa diya
din aise hi bitte gaye
ek din main arushi se pucha
akhil- tu appun se pyar nahi karti
arushi- kyun
akhil- aaj tak tune appun se pyarwali baat nahi ki
khaliphokhat bhagwaan banaya huwa hai appun ko
arushi- main aapse pyar karti hoon
par usse jyada main apki pooja karti hoon
akhil- kyun
arushi- main apko batati hoon
meri maa kehti thi
jo jaan bachata hai woh insaan hota hai
aur jo zindagi deta hai woh bhagwaan hota hai
akhil-
present
yeh thi appun aur arushi ki love story....
dilip- waah kya lovestory hai maja agaya
akhil- appun jaake ghar ka jugaad karta hai
dilip- mujhe bhi kuch kaam hai
[phir main akhil ke ghar se nikal gaya]
main market gaya kuch jaruri saman leke ek bag mein rakha
2 ghante aise hi beet gaye
ab intazaar tha akhil ke phone aane ka
main ek hotel mein room
liya
fresh huwa
socha thodi der tv dekh leta hoon
tv channel pe 1 film chal rahi thi
us film ko dekhke mujhe 1 idea aaya
par idea bahut risky tha
1 ghante baad akhil ka phone aya
akhil- ghar ka jugaad ho gaya hai
kiraya 30000
dilip- are apne ko konsa pura mahina rehna hai
akhil- tu aaja main society ke bahar hoon
aur haa kapre achchhe pehenke aana
appun ko pehle ghusne nahi diya
jab appun tip top kapre pehna tab appun ko society mein entry mili
kaafi maaldaar society hai
dilip- achcha theek hai
[main naye kapre market se leke pehna
aur pahuncha society mein
akhil society ke bahar khada tha]
dilip- aaj pehli baar kisi bandar ko coat paint pehente dekha hai
akhil- tu har waqt appun ki bejjati kyun karta hai
dilip- chal[main akhil ko dhakka dete hue kaha]
main akhil ko paise diya
thodi der baad akhil aagaya
ghar ki chabhi leke
hum dono ghar dekhne lage
dilip- sheetal ka ghar konsa hai
akhil- woh samne wala
dilip- apna wala toh soundproof to haina
akhil- haa re
ab aage kya karna hai
dilip- kidnap karenge aur kya
akhil- karenge kiska
dilip- sheetal ka
wahi hume madan tak le jayegi
aur madan hume mla tak pahunchaega
akhil- karenge kaise
dilip- tujhe pata yeh ghar humne kyun liya
akhil- nahi
dilip- hume sheetal ke gharpe najar rakhni hai
aaj 9pm tak agar madan nahi aaya
toh hum aaj raat sheetal ka kidnap karenge
akhil- kidanp karke rakhenge kahan
dilip- usi ke gharpe
akhil- paagal toh nahi ho gaya tu
sheetal ko appun log usi ke ghar pe kidnap karke rakhenge
dilip- haa
akhil- kya haa
isi beech agar koi sheetal ke ghar pe humaari marne aagaya toh
dilip- woh bhi maine soch liya hai
yeh dekh
[main apna bag kholke ulat diya]
akhil- abe tu toh pakka paagal lagta hai
globs.rassi.tape.do saliya
do chaaku. 3acid bottle
2 video camera. 2 master key
aur bhi bahut saman the
abe tu yeh saman laya kahan se
dilip- chor bazar se
akhil- par tu acid kyun laya
dilip- baad mein bataunga
pehle plan sun
akhil- bol
dilip- [maine akhil ko pura plan samajha diya]
samajh gaya na
akhil- yeh plan ka hissa hai
ya tu appun ki le raha hai
dilip- plan hai re
bas 2 cheej tujhe lani hai
akhil- kya
dilip- tujhe behosh karne wali dawai aur woh lani hai
akhil- abe woh kya
dilip- abe wahi jisko khane se jismani aag badh jati hai
akhil- tu badla lene ka plan bana raha hai
ya bang karne ka
dekh
[main akhil ko beech mein tokte hue bola]
dilip- mujhe bhi bang se nafrat hai
tu bharosa rakh main tujhe dhokha nahi dunga
akhil- theek hai
dilip- dono dawai ka jarur puch lena
ki kitna lene se kitni der tak asar rehta hai
akhil- appun apni darling ke sath khana khake le ayega dono cheez
dilip- mere liye bhi khana laana
kya khana banati hai
akhil- abe tu kahin aisa waisa toh nahi soch raha hai
dilip- nahi re ab tu jaa
[akhil chala gaya]
main sheetal ke ghar pe najar gada ke baith gaya.........
appun us ladki ka haath pakad ke apne sath le jane laga
tabhi boss appun ke saamne aagaya
boss appun ko yeh ladki chahiye
boss- tujhe pata hai biki huwi ladki wapas nahi milti
aur tere paas 15 laakh bhi nahi hai
akhil- boss apun ko yeh ladki chahiye
[tabhi mla ke manager ne apne gundo ko ishaara kiya
manager ke gunde appun ko maarne lage
jab appun ne us ladki ka haath chhod
toh aisa laga ki appun ki kisine jindagi chhen li ho
appun ko woh gunde maarte rahe
appun khoøn se lathpath jameen pe gir pada]
appun tadapte hue
boss appun ko is ladki se alag mat karo
boss appun ne aapki jaan chayi hai
[woh buddha jabardasti use le ja raha tha]
boss appun ko jaan se maar do
par appun ko yeh ladki de do
boss appun ne aaj tak tumse kuch nahi maanga
tumhare liye saare galat kaam kiye
bina koi keemat liye
aaj appun un saare kaamo ka hisab maangta hai
[boss ne jaake us buddhe ko dhakka diya
aur mujhe aake uthaya]
boss- main is ladki ka 20 laakh dunga
manger se
manager- yeh ladki bik chuki hai
boss- main maalik se baat karlunga
manager- maalik dilli gaye hain
boss- shayad tumne suna nahi
main maalik se baat karlunga
manger-theek hai
akhil-
yeh le iss ghar ki chabhi aur apna pair kabhie us ilaake ki taraf mat modna
aaj se tera mera sara hisaab chukta
[yeh kehke boss chala gaya]
akhil- appun us ladki ki taraf dekha
tera naam kya hai
tere maa baap hai
arushi- meri souteli maa ne hi mujhe 50000 mein bech diya
[yeh kehke arushi rone lagi]
akhil- achcha ab rona band kar
tu jab tak chahe mere paas reh sakti ho
arushi- par aapne toh mujhe kharida hai
akhil- appun ne tujhe kharida nahi hai
appun ne sirf apne pyar ko bachaya hai
[arushi mujhe dekhne lagi]
arushi- iska matlab aap mere jism se nahi
mujhse pyar karte hain
akhil- haa
arushi- apni ankhein band kijiye
akhil- kyun
arushi- kijiye na
akhil- appun ne apni ankhein band kar li
arushi- ab apni ankhein kholiye
akhil- appun ne jab ankh khola
toh dekha arushi ki jism pe ek kapra bhi nahi hai
woh bilkul nangi appun ke samne khadi ho gayi
uski ankhein band thi
appun jaldi se gaya aur arushi ke badan pe ek chadar lapet diya
appun ne aarushi ko 2 thappar mara
arushi mere pairo pe gid gayi
arushi- aaj se mere liye aap hi mere bhagwaan hain
akhil- achcha uth ro mat
tune aisa kiya hi kyun
ki maine tujhpe haath uthaya
pata hai appun ko kitni takleef hui
arushi- mujhe laga aap bhi mujhse nahi mere jism se pyaar karte hain
akhil- appun ko maaf karde
arushi- aap maafi mat mangiye
aap mere bhagwaan hain
akhil- are main tera pati banna chahta hoon
aur tu mujhe baghwaan bana rahi hai
arushi- haan to pati bhi toh prameshwar hi hota haina
akhil- achchha sun agar main tere sath waisa karta
toh tu kya karti
arushi- apni jaan dedeti
akhil- dobara aisa mat kehna
aise hi 6 mahine gujar gaye
1 din appun ke dimaag mein baat aayi ki appun to padh nahi paya
kyun na arushi ko padhaoon
akhil- arushi tu kitne tak padhi hai
arushi- 10th tak
akhil- aage padhegi
arushi- nahi
akhil- kyun
arushi- aap se dur nahi reh sakti
akhil- par appun to chahta hai ki tu padhe
arushi- aap chahte hain toh theek hai
akhil- appun ne jugaad karke
arushi ka ek achche college mein admission karwa diya
din aise hi bitte gaye
ek din main arushi se pucha
akhil- tu appun se pyar nahi karti
arushi- kyun
akhil- aaj tak tune appun se pyarwali baat nahi ki
khaliphokhat bhagwaan banaya huwa hai appun ko
arushi- main aapse pyar karti hoon
par usse jyada main apki pooja karti hoon
akhil- kyun
arushi- main apko batati hoon
meri maa kehti thi
jo jaan bachata hai woh insaan hota hai
aur jo zindagi deta hai woh bhagwaan hota hai
akhil-
present
yeh thi appun aur arushi ki love story....
dilip- waah kya lovestory hai maja agaya
akhil- appun jaake ghar ka jugaad karta hai
dilip- mujhe bhi kuch kaam hai
[phir main akhil ke ghar se nikal gaya]
main market gaya kuch jaruri saman leke ek bag mein rakha
2 ghante aise hi beet gaye
ab intazaar tha akhil ke phone aane ka
main ek hotel mein room
liya
fresh huwa
socha thodi der tv dekh leta hoon
tv channel pe 1 film chal rahi thi
us film ko dekhke mujhe 1 idea aaya
par idea bahut risky tha
1 ghante baad akhil ka phone aya
akhil- ghar ka jugaad ho gaya hai
kiraya 30000
dilip- are apne ko konsa pura mahina rehna hai
akhil- tu aaja main society ke bahar hoon
aur haa kapre achchhe pehenke aana
appun ko pehle ghusne nahi diya
jab appun tip top kapre pehna tab appun ko society mein entry mili
kaafi maaldaar society hai
dilip- achcha theek hai
[main naye kapre market se leke pehna
aur pahuncha society mein
akhil society ke bahar khada tha]
dilip- aaj pehli baar kisi bandar ko coat paint pehente dekha hai
akhil- tu har waqt appun ki bejjati kyun karta hai
dilip- chal[main akhil ko dhakka dete hue kaha]
main akhil ko paise diya
thodi der baad akhil aagaya
ghar ki chabhi leke
hum dono ghar dekhne lage
dilip- sheetal ka ghar konsa hai
akhil- woh samne wala
dilip- apna wala toh soundproof to haina
akhil- haa re
ab aage kya karna hai
dilip- kidnap karenge aur kya
akhil- karenge kiska
dilip- sheetal ka
wahi hume madan tak le jayegi
aur madan hume mla tak pahunchaega
akhil- karenge kaise
dilip- tujhe pata yeh ghar humne kyun liya
akhil- nahi
dilip- hume sheetal ke gharpe najar rakhni hai
aaj 9pm tak agar madan nahi aaya
toh hum aaj raat sheetal ka kidnap karenge
akhil- kidanp karke rakhenge kahan
dilip- usi ke gharpe
akhil- paagal toh nahi ho gaya tu
sheetal ko appun log usi ke ghar pe kidnap karke rakhenge
dilip- haa
akhil- kya haa
isi beech agar koi sheetal ke ghar pe humaari marne aagaya toh
dilip- woh bhi maine soch liya hai
yeh dekh
[main apna bag kholke ulat diya]
akhil- abe tu toh pakka paagal lagta hai
globs.rassi.tape.do saliya
do chaaku. 3acid bottle
2 video camera. 2 master key
aur bhi bahut saman the
abe tu yeh saman laya kahan se
dilip- chor bazar se
akhil- par tu acid kyun laya
dilip- baad mein bataunga
pehle plan sun
akhil- bol
dilip- [maine akhil ko pura plan samajha diya]
samajh gaya na
akhil- yeh plan ka hissa hai
ya tu appun ki le raha hai
dilip- plan hai re
bas 2 cheej tujhe lani hai
akhil- kya
dilip- tujhe behosh karne wali dawai aur woh lani hai
akhil- abe woh kya
dilip- abe wahi jisko khane se jismani aag badh jati hai
akhil- tu badla lene ka plan bana raha hai
ya bang karne ka
dekh
[main akhil ko beech mein tokte hue bola]
dilip- mujhe bhi bang se nafrat hai
tu bharosa rakh main tujhe dhokha nahi dunga
akhil- theek hai
dilip- dono dawai ka jarur puch lena
ki kitna lene se kitni der tak asar rehta hai
akhil- appun apni darling ke sath khana khake le ayega dono cheez
dilip- mere liye bhi khana laana
kya khana banati hai
akhil- abe tu kahin aisa waisa toh nahi soch raha hai
dilip- nahi re ab tu jaa
[akhil chala gaya]
main sheetal ke ghar pe najar gada ke baith gaya.........
