Update 14
[1 ghante baad
security officer headquarter]
ig saheb apne cabin mein baithe kisi ka intazaar kar rahe the
tabhi unke cabin ka gate khulta hai
aur ek 26 saal ka naujawan
ladka- sp arvind rana reporting sir
ig- baith jao
tumhe is ladke ko dhundna hai
[ ig ne photo apne desk pe rakhte hue kaha]
yeh raha is ladke ka number
abhi yeh number band hai
[yeh sunke sp ko itna tez gussa aaya
uski ankhein laal ho gayi]
sp- ok sir
ig- kuch kehna hai
sp- no sir
ig- tum mere saale ho
isliye jo dil mein hai bol daalo
sp- sir aaj is city mein
gumshuda hone ki 120 fir darj hui hai woh bhi ladkiyo ki
aur aapne is ek ladke ko dhundne ke liye mujhe bulaya hai
jabki yeh kaam koi inspecter bhi kar sakta hai
ig- tum thakur dharmesh veer partap singh ko jante ho
sp- yeh wahi thakur toh nahi
jiski zameen pe yeh city bani hai
ig- tumne sahi socha
aur bhi bahut kuch hai jo tumhe nahi pata
abhi bas itna jaanlo
ki yeh ladka bade thakur ka bhaanja hai
aur bade thakur ne 18 saal pehle is ladke ke liye kya kiya tha
tumne humari top files mein padha hoga
sp- yes sir
ig- jald se jald is ladke ko dhundo tumhare paas sirf 4 din hai
sp- ok sir
[present]
dilip- abe mujhe aise kyun dekh raha hai
main us type ka nahi hoon
akhil- abe toh appun tujhe us type ka lagta hai
dilip- waise ek baat bata
is sheher ka sabse imandaar security officer wala kaun hai
akhil- is sheher ka sabse bada maamu toh
sp arvind rana hai
dilip- jald hi mulaqaat hogi
akhil- tera dimag toh kharab nahi ho gaya
woh sp jab se yaha aya hai
tabse appun jaise bade bade bhai log chindi chor banke ghoom rahe hain
dilip- aisa kyun
akhil- sun jis din sp yaha aya usi din
[sp ne apne sare security officer walo ko order diya
koi bhi kitna bhi bada aadmi ho bhai ho tapori ho
agar kisi jurm mein pakda jata hai toh
na use thoka jayega
na use andar kiya jayega
usko nanga karke uski photo kheenchi jayegi
aur net pe daal diya jayega
aur agar koi security officer wala koi bhi galat kaam karte hue pakda gaya
toh uske saath bhi yahi hoga]
ab bol
aisa koi security officer wala hota hai
dilip- sp se bade security officer waalo ne use nahi roka
akhil- kya ghanta rokega
yaha ka ig jo hai
woh sp ka jeeja hai
dilip- matlab jeeja saale ne milke tum sab ki maar li
[ yeh kehke main jor jor se hasne laga
meri hansi ruk hi nahi rahi thi]
akhil- dekh agar tune hansna band nahi kiya
toh appun yaha se chala jayega
dilip- achcha sorry
mere liye khana laya
akhil- yeh le thunsle
dilip- [main uske haath se khana liya
aur phir hansne laga]
akhil- tu phir hansne laga
appun tere sath nahi rahega
appun society wale park mein jaa raha hai
dilip- [ yeh kehke woh chala gaya]
maine 30 minute mein khana khaya
video camera sheetal ke ghar ki taraf setkarke
main gate lock kiya
aur park ki taraf jaane laga
park mein pahunchke lukkhe ko dhundne laga
lukkha bench pe baithke cigrette pee raha tha
par uski najar kahi or thi
main uski najar ka peecha kiya toh mujhe yaqeen nahi huwa
kuch ladkiya badminton khel rahi thi
yeh lukkhe ki najar un ladkiyo ki gaand pe thi
[ main dheere se uske peeche gaya aur bola]
sp aagaya
[yeh sunke]
akhil- arushi[kehte hue cheekh pada]..,,.
park mein sab log humen ghur rahe the
akhil idhar udhar dekhne laga
dilip- aur lukkhe kaisa laga
[akhil peeche muda
uski shakal dekhke man kiya
thhaka lagaun]
akhil- aaj tujhe nahi chhodunga
dilip- pehle pakad toh le
[yeh kehke main bhagne laga]
akhil mere peeche bhaagta raha par mujhe pakad nahi paya
thodi der baad akhil zameen pe baithke hanfne laga
main waha pe ek uncle se paani ki bottle manga
aur akhil ke paas gaya
dilip- yeh le
[akhil bottle ka saara pani gatak gaya
main akhil ke sath zameen pe baith gaya]
theek toh hai
akhil- appun ki lene mein tere ko bahut maja aata haina
agar appun ka heart fail ho jata toh
aapun ki jaan arushi ka kya hota
dilip- tune aisi galti hi kyun ki
akhil- appun ne kya kiya
dilip- ladkiyo ke pichwade ko ghurna
kya achchi baat hai
akhil- achchha woh
dekh tere ko toh pata hai
appun jahan paida hua
woh kitni gandi jagah thi
waha yeh sab aisa tha
jaise saans le raha ho
toh appun ka aisa hona bhi aam baat hai
appun aaj talak kisi ladki ke baare mein yeh nahi socha ki
appun iska bang kare
haa appun ankhein jarur sekta hai
dilip- bas kar rulaega kya
waise tu hai lukkha
par baat bahut achchi karta hai
akhil- yeh toh meri jaan arushi ka kamaal hai
pehle appun har baat mein gaali deta tha
dheere dheere arushi ki wajah se appun ka chaal chalan thoda sudhra hai
dilip- iska matlab tu aur ladkiyo ke sath sota bhi hoga
akhil- haa
dilip- arushi ko pata hai
akhil- appun ne arushi ko
appun ke baare mein sab bata diya tha
dilip- arushi ne kuch nahi kaha tujhe
akhil- usko toh jab bhi main koi baat bolta hoon
woh kehti hai
jaisi aapki marzi
dilip- aur tu itna ghatiya ki
woh tujhe itna pyaar karti hai
tujhe poojti hai
aur tu uske liye yeh sab nahi chhod sakta
akhil- pehle appun roj nayi ladki ke sath sota tha
arushi ke pyar ki wajah se ab appun hafte mein ek baar karta hai
isse jyada appun ke bas mein nahi hai
appun kai baar koshish kiya
isse jyada apne aapko rokne ki
par appun nahi rok paya
yeh appun ki lat ban chuki thi
dilip- [lukkhe ki baat sunke man kiya
lukkhe ko gale laga loon
par yaha pe log the
kahi kuch galat na sochne lage]
waise ek baat bata
akhil- kya
dilip- jab tu dar se cheekha
toh tere munh se arushi ka naam kyun nikla
akhil- woh isliye ki appun ka is duniya mein
appun ki jaan arushi alawa koi hai hi nahi
toh jab appun ko dar lagega
toh appun toh appun ki
jaan ko hi pukarega na
dilip- aahahaha baba lukkheshwar maharaj ki jai jai jai
akhil- tu phir shuru ho gaya
dilip- tujhe un sab ladkiyo mein sabse jyada kaun pasand hai
akhil- ladkiya pasand nahi hai
ladkiyo ka bada pichhwada pasand hai appun ko
dilip- haa wahi kiska pasand hai
akhil- woh jo lambi si hai
dilip- usmein aisa kya hai
akhil- abe uska pichchwada dekh kitna bada hai
dekhke hi lagta hai
bahut ganne khaye hai isne
dilip- toh irada kya hai
akhil- appun ka irada kuch bhi ho
appun hilane ke siwa kya karsakta hai
dilip- mere paas 1 idea hai
akhil- tu apna idea apne paas rakh
dilip- sun toh bahut badhiya idea hai
akhil- sach mein tere paas idea hai
dilip- haa re
akhil- suna
dilip- maine akhil ke kaan mein apna idea sunaya
[idea sunke akhil ne aisa munh banaya
jaise maine uski maar li ho].....
dilip- kaisa laga idea
akhil- ghanta
ismein toh tera fayda hoga
dilip- yeh idea se tujhe hi fayda hoga
akhil- fayda nahi nuksaan hoga
dilip- tujhe yeh karna padega
akhil- ko jabardasti hai kya
dilip- haa
warna teri meri dosti khatam
akhil- kya musibat hai
tere jaisa dost ho toh dushman ki jarurat hi nahi hai
dilip- tu jaa raha hai k nahi
akhil- jaa raha hoon
dilip- aur sun us ladki se baat karte hue
agar tune tapori shabd use kiya
toh apna munh mat dikhana
akhil- theek hai jaata hoon
dilip- main udhar hi jameen pe baith gaya
akhil aur woh ladki ek ghar mein chale gaye
1 ghante baad akhil mujhe aata hua dikha
lukkhe ne aake mujhe gale laga liya
ab chhod main us type ka nahi hoon
akhil- dost ho toh tere jaisa kya idea diya tha tune
raat 11 am bulaya hai
item ne
aaj maja aayega
dilip- thodi der pehle mujhe dushman bol raha tha
akhil- maaf karde na
dilip- 1 ghante tak tu kya kar raha tha
akhil- usne appun ko halka kiya
aur appun ne usko
dilip- [ghar chal aur pure vistaar se bata kya hua
humdono ghar pahunche]
ab bata
[ab suniye idea kya tha
akhil ki jubaani]
akhil- [main pahuncha us ladki ke paas]
hi[maine us ladki ko bola]
ladki- hello
kya main apko janti hoon
akhil- nahi
main aaj hi shift hua hoon
yahan
ladki- oh
akhil- mujhe aapse kuch baat karni hai
abhi aap comedy kar rahe hain kya
[man kiya sali ko rakhke du]
ladki- ji kahiye
akhil- kahin akele mein baat karen
ladki- ok
[phir woh mujhe apne ghar le gayi
appun ko samajh a gaya
bahut chalu hai]
akhil- ghar bahut khubsurat hai
ladki- main point please
akhil- mera dost apko pasand karta hai
ladki- toh
mujhe sab pasand karte hain
akhil- woh apke sath sex karna chahta hai
[yeh sunte hi chataak chataak chataak
teen thappad pade mujhko]
ladki- tumhari himmat kaise hui aisi ghatiya baat kehne ki
ghar mein maa behen nahi hai kya
akhil- aap pehle meri puri baat suniye
ladki- mujhe tum jaise ghatiya aadmi ki koi baat nahi sunni
niklo mere ghar
or i call the security officer
akhil-
jaisi apki marzi baad mein mat kehna ki maine appko warn nahi kiya
ladki- tum mujhe dhamki de rahe ho
akhil- dhamki nahi de raha hoon
samjha raha hoon
puri baat suno pehlo
ladko- bolo
akhil- jab tum park mein thi toh mera dost tumhe ghur raha tha
maine use bola
ghur ke kya milega
agar pasand hai toh jaake seedha baat kar
mera dost bola
agar usne thappad maar diya
toh tujhe toh pata hai
appun ko koi ladki thappad maarde
toh appun usko haath kaat deta hai
[yeh sunke item ki fat gai]
ladki- mujhe pata hai tum mujhe darana chahte ho
lekin main darne wali nahi hoon
main abhi security officer ko phone karti hoon
akhil- karo mera kya jayega
security officer bina saboot ke tumpe beleive nahi karegi
aur tum security officer ko rishwat bhi nahi de paogi
tumko ek aur baat batata hoon
woh mera koi dost nahi hai
woh mujhe blackmail kar raha hai
warna mujhe kisi pagal kutte ne nahi kata hai
jo main kisi ladki se direct yeh baat kahu
[ab toh item ki puri tarah fat gai]
ladki- mujhe bachalo please
akhil- main tumhari koi madad nahi kar sakta
ladki- please
iske badle main tumhare sath sex karlungi
akhil- main majburi ka fayda nahi uthata
ladki- jab main keh rahi hoon ki main tumhare sath sex karna chahti hoon
toh tumhe kya problem hai
akhil- no
[item ne woh kiya jo appun ne kabhie sapne mein bhi nahi socha tha...
security officer headquarter]
ig saheb apne cabin mein baithe kisi ka intazaar kar rahe the
tabhi unke cabin ka gate khulta hai
aur ek 26 saal ka naujawan
ladka- sp arvind rana reporting sir
ig- baith jao
tumhe is ladke ko dhundna hai
[ ig ne photo apne desk pe rakhte hue kaha]
yeh raha is ladke ka number
abhi yeh number band hai
[yeh sunke sp ko itna tez gussa aaya
uski ankhein laal ho gayi]
sp- ok sir
ig- kuch kehna hai
sp- no sir
ig- tum mere saale ho
isliye jo dil mein hai bol daalo
sp- sir aaj is city mein
gumshuda hone ki 120 fir darj hui hai woh bhi ladkiyo ki
aur aapne is ek ladke ko dhundne ke liye mujhe bulaya hai
jabki yeh kaam koi inspecter bhi kar sakta hai
ig- tum thakur dharmesh veer partap singh ko jante ho
sp- yeh wahi thakur toh nahi
jiski zameen pe yeh city bani hai
ig- tumne sahi socha
aur bhi bahut kuch hai jo tumhe nahi pata
abhi bas itna jaanlo
ki yeh ladka bade thakur ka bhaanja hai
aur bade thakur ne 18 saal pehle is ladke ke liye kya kiya tha
tumne humari top files mein padha hoga
sp- yes sir
ig- jald se jald is ladke ko dhundo tumhare paas sirf 4 din hai
sp- ok sir
[present]
dilip- abe mujhe aise kyun dekh raha hai
main us type ka nahi hoon
akhil- abe toh appun tujhe us type ka lagta hai
dilip- waise ek baat bata
is sheher ka sabse imandaar security officer wala kaun hai
akhil- is sheher ka sabse bada maamu toh
sp arvind rana hai
dilip- jald hi mulaqaat hogi
akhil- tera dimag toh kharab nahi ho gaya
woh sp jab se yaha aya hai
tabse appun jaise bade bade bhai log chindi chor banke ghoom rahe hain
dilip- aisa kyun
akhil- sun jis din sp yaha aya usi din
[sp ne apne sare security officer walo ko order diya
koi bhi kitna bhi bada aadmi ho bhai ho tapori ho
agar kisi jurm mein pakda jata hai toh
na use thoka jayega
na use andar kiya jayega
usko nanga karke uski photo kheenchi jayegi
aur net pe daal diya jayega
aur agar koi security officer wala koi bhi galat kaam karte hue pakda gaya
toh uske saath bhi yahi hoga]
ab bol
aisa koi security officer wala hota hai
dilip- sp se bade security officer waalo ne use nahi roka
akhil- kya ghanta rokega
yaha ka ig jo hai
woh sp ka jeeja hai
dilip- matlab jeeja saale ne milke tum sab ki maar li
[ yeh kehke main jor jor se hasne laga
meri hansi ruk hi nahi rahi thi]
akhil- dekh agar tune hansna band nahi kiya
toh appun yaha se chala jayega
dilip- achcha sorry
mere liye khana laya
akhil- yeh le thunsle
dilip- [main uske haath se khana liya
aur phir hansne laga]
akhil- tu phir hansne laga
appun tere sath nahi rahega
appun society wale park mein jaa raha hai
dilip- [ yeh kehke woh chala gaya]
maine 30 minute mein khana khaya
video camera sheetal ke ghar ki taraf setkarke
main gate lock kiya
aur park ki taraf jaane laga
park mein pahunchke lukkhe ko dhundne laga
lukkha bench pe baithke cigrette pee raha tha
par uski najar kahi or thi
main uski najar ka peecha kiya toh mujhe yaqeen nahi huwa
kuch ladkiya badminton khel rahi thi
yeh lukkhe ki najar un ladkiyo ki gaand pe thi
[ main dheere se uske peeche gaya aur bola]
sp aagaya
[yeh sunke]
akhil- arushi[kehte hue cheekh pada]..,,.
park mein sab log humen ghur rahe the
akhil idhar udhar dekhne laga
dilip- aur lukkhe kaisa laga
[akhil peeche muda
uski shakal dekhke man kiya
thhaka lagaun]
akhil- aaj tujhe nahi chhodunga
dilip- pehle pakad toh le
[yeh kehke main bhagne laga]
akhil mere peeche bhaagta raha par mujhe pakad nahi paya
thodi der baad akhil zameen pe baithke hanfne laga
main waha pe ek uncle se paani ki bottle manga
aur akhil ke paas gaya
dilip- yeh le
[akhil bottle ka saara pani gatak gaya
main akhil ke sath zameen pe baith gaya]
theek toh hai
akhil- appun ki lene mein tere ko bahut maja aata haina
agar appun ka heart fail ho jata toh
aapun ki jaan arushi ka kya hota
dilip- tune aisi galti hi kyun ki
akhil- appun ne kya kiya
dilip- ladkiyo ke pichwade ko ghurna
kya achchi baat hai
akhil- achchha woh
dekh tere ko toh pata hai
appun jahan paida hua
woh kitni gandi jagah thi
waha yeh sab aisa tha
jaise saans le raha ho
toh appun ka aisa hona bhi aam baat hai
appun aaj talak kisi ladki ke baare mein yeh nahi socha ki
appun iska bang kare
haa appun ankhein jarur sekta hai
dilip- bas kar rulaega kya
waise tu hai lukkha
par baat bahut achchi karta hai
akhil- yeh toh meri jaan arushi ka kamaal hai
pehle appun har baat mein gaali deta tha
dheere dheere arushi ki wajah se appun ka chaal chalan thoda sudhra hai
dilip- iska matlab tu aur ladkiyo ke sath sota bhi hoga
akhil- haa
dilip- arushi ko pata hai
akhil- appun ne arushi ko
appun ke baare mein sab bata diya tha
dilip- arushi ne kuch nahi kaha tujhe
akhil- usko toh jab bhi main koi baat bolta hoon
woh kehti hai
jaisi aapki marzi
dilip- aur tu itna ghatiya ki
woh tujhe itna pyaar karti hai
tujhe poojti hai
aur tu uske liye yeh sab nahi chhod sakta
akhil- pehle appun roj nayi ladki ke sath sota tha
arushi ke pyar ki wajah se ab appun hafte mein ek baar karta hai
isse jyada appun ke bas mein nahi hai
appun kai baar koshish kiya
isse jyada apne aapko rokne ki
par appun nahi rok paya
yeh appun ki lat ban chuki thi
dilip- [lukkhe ki baat sunke man kiya
lukkhe ko gale laga loon
par yaha pe log the
kahi kuch galat na sochne lage]
waise ek baat bata
akhil- kya
dilip- jab tu dar se cheekha
toh tere munh se arushi ka naam kyun nikla
akhil- woh isliye ki appun ka is duniya mein
appun ki jaan arushi alawa koi hai hi nahi
toh jab appun ko dar lagega
toh appun toh appun ki
jaan ko hi pukarega na
dilip- aahahaha baba lukkheshwar maharaj ki jai jai jai
akhil- tu phir shuru ho gaya
dilip- tujhe un sab ladkiyo mein sabse jyada kaun pasand hai
akhil- ladkiya pasand nahi hai
ladkiyo ka bada pichhwada pasand hai appun ko
dilip- haa wahi kiska pasand hai
akhil- woh jo lambi si hai
dilip- usmein aisa kya hai
akhil- abe uska pichchwada dekh kitna bada hai
dekhke hi lagta hai
bahut ganne khaye hai isne
dilip- toh irada kya hai
akhil- appun ka irada kuch bhi ho
appun hilane ke siwa kya karsakta hai
dilip- mere paas 1 idea hai
akhil- tu apna idea apne paas rakh
dilip- sun toh bahut badhiya idea hai
akhil- sach mein tere paas idea hai
dilip- haa re
akhil- suna
dilip- maine akhil ke kaan mein apna idea sunaya
[idea sunke akhil ne aisa munh banaya
jaise maine uski maar li ho].....
dilip- kaisa laga idea
akhil- ghanta
ismein toh tera fayda hoga
dilip- yeh idea se tujhe hi fayda hoga
akhil- fayda nahi nuksaan hoga
dilip- tujhe yeh karna padega
akhil- ko jabardasti hai kya
dilip- haa
warna teri meri dosti khatam
akhil- kya musibat hai
tere jaisa dost ho toh dushman ki jarurat hi nahi hai
dilip- tu jaa raha hai k nahi
akhil- jaa raha hoon
dilip- aur sun us ladki se baat karte hue
agar tune tapori shabd use kiya
toh apna munh mat dikhana
akhil- theek hai jaata hoon
dilip- main udhar hi jameen pe baith gaya
akhil aur woh ladki ek ghar mein chale gaye
1 ghante baad akhil mujhe aata hua dikha
lukkhe ne aake mujhe gale laga liya
ab chhod main us type ka nahi hoon
akhil- dost ho toh tere jaisa kya idea diya tha tune
raat 11 am bulaya hai
item ne
aaj maja aayega
dilip- thodi der pehle mujhe dushman bol raha tha
akhil- maaf karde na
dilip- 1 ghante tak tu kya kar raha tha
akhil- usne appun ko halka kiya
aur appun ne usko
dilip- [ghar chal aur pure vistaar se bata kya hua
humdono ghar pahunche]
ab bata
[ab suniye idea kya tha
akhil ki jubaani]
akhil- [main pahuncha us ladki ke paas]
hi[maine us ladki ko bola]
ladki- hello
kya main apko janti hoon
akhil- nahi
main aaj hi shift hua hoon
yahan
ladki- oh
akhil- mujhe aapse kuch baat karni hai
abhi aap comedy kar rahe hain kya
[man kiya sali ko rakhke du]
ladki- ji kahiye
akhil- kahin akele mein baat karen
ladki- ok
[phir woh mujhe apne ghar le gayi
appun ko samajh a gaya
bahut chalu hai]
akhil- ghar bahut khubsurat hai
ladki- main point please
akhil- mera dost apko pasand karta hai
ladki- toh
mujhe sab pasand karte hain
akhil- woh apke sath sex karna chahta hai
[yeh sunte hi chataak chataak chataak
teen thappad pade mujhko]
ladki- tumhari himmat kaise hui aisi ghatiya baat kehne ki
ghar mein maa behen nahi hai kya
akhil- aap pehle meri puri baat suniye
ladki- mujhe tum jaise ghatiya aadmi ki koi baat nahi sunni
niklo mere ghar
or i call the security officer
akhil-
jaisi apki marzi baad mein mat kehna ki maine appko warn nahi kiya
ladki- tum mujhe dhamki de rahe ho
akhil- dhamki nahi de raha hoon
samjha raha hoon
puri baat suno pehlo
ladko- bolo
akhil- jab tum park mein thi toh mera dost tumhe ghur raha tha
maine use bola
ghur ke kya milega
agar pasand hai toh jaake seedha baat kar
mera dost bola
agar usne thappad maar diya
toh tujhe toh pata hai
appun ko koi ladki thappad maarde
toh appun usko haath kaat deta hai
[yeh sunke item ki fat gai]
ladki- mujhe pata hai tum mujhe darana chahte ho
lekin main darne wali nahi hoon
main abhi security officer ko phone karti hoon
akhil- karo mera kya jayega
security officer bina saboot ke tumpe beleive nahi karegi
aur tum security officer ko rishwat bhi nahi de paogi
tumko ek aur baat batata hoon
woh mera koi dost nahi hai
woh mujhe blackmail kar raha hai
warna mujhe kisi pagal kutte ne nahi kata hai
jo main kisi ladki se direct yeh baat kahu
[ab toh item ki puri tarah fat gai]
ladki- mujhe bachalo please
akhil- main tumhari koi madad nahi kar sakta
ladki- please
iske badle main tumhare sath sex karlungi
akhil- main majburi ka fayda nahi uthata
ladki- jab main keh rahi hoon ki main tumhare sath sex karna chahti hoon
toh tumhe kya problem hai
akhil- no
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