Update 16
dilip- abe kaun hai
[akhil mere paas aake]
akhil- kisi madarchod ne apne phone mein doorbell ki ringtone set ki hai
dilip- woh gaya
akhil- haan
dilip- abe toh chal na
[hum log sheetal ke ghar se apne ghar aagaye]
dilip- achcha theek hai toh main chalta hoon
akhil- tu sach mein ja raha hai
dilip- haa
akhil- kitni ajeeb baat hai humari dosti ko 24 ghante hi hue hain
par ab tu jaa raha hai
appun ka eklauta dost
dilip- jyada senti mat ho
aur jaan ka khyal rakhna
akhil- kaun jaan
dilip- arushi
[yeh kehte hue maine akhil ko ankh maar di]
akhil- theek hai
[main akhil ke paas gaya aur uske kaan mein kuch kaha]
ab tu jaa apni jaan ke paas main thodi der mein jaunga
akhil chala gaya
main waha se sara saman lapeta
aur ek jagah building ban rahi thi
waha pe gaddha khod ke gaad diya
kuch saman maine rakh liya
aur apna pehle wala kapda pehen liya
phir waha se 1 ghanta chalta raha
ek taxi mein baith gaya
1 ghante baad 1 am main pahuncha c mama ke ghar ke bahar
maine security ko jagaya
security- chhote maalik aap kahan the subah se
maalik ne apko dhundne ke liye security officer ko bulaya tha
main abhi jaake maalik ko batata hoon
dilip- [ek toh jab bhi kahi jao
sab chhote maalik hi kahenge]
uski koi jarurat nahi hai
main khud ja raha hoon
tum so jao
[main yeh baat security ko ghur ke kaha]
aur andar gaya
hall mein koi nahi tha
abhi kaun hoga
sab apne apne room mein honge
main seedhi se upar aate hue vanya ki room ki taraf jaane laga
maine gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate nahi khola
main apni jeb se master key nikaali
aur gate kholke andar gaya
vanya ke room mein light on thi
vanya ko andhere mein neend nahi aati
main vanya ke chehre ko gaur se dekha
vanya ankhein roke sooj gayi thi
ek taraf mujhe is baat ka dukh tha
ki main megha di ka badla nahi le paya
aur dusra dukh mere 1 diin na rehne se vanya ki yeh halat hogai
maine vanya ka sar apni god mein rakhke baith gaya
pata nahi kab neend aagayi
jab main utha toh dekha vanya abhi bhi mere god mein soyi hui hai
main vanya ka sar ahista se takiya par rakh hi raha tha
ki vanya ki ankh khul gayi
vanya cheekhte hue mere gale lag gayi
aur mere chehre ko chumne lagi
dilip- are bas bas kiya kar rahi ho
[main itna hi bola tha ki
vanya ne ek sath 4 thappad mere 2no gaalo pe jad diye
aur mere gale lagke rone lagi]
thappad mujhpe pade aur ro tum rahi ho
vanya- tumne aisa kiya hi kyun
kaha the subah se
pata hai sab kitne pareshan the
dilip- subah mein tahalne gaya tha
thodi der park mein baithgaya
baithte hue mujhe neend aagayi
[maine apne hisaab se jo kahani sochi thi wahi
vanya ko bata di]
vanya- tum yahi pe baitho main sab ko bulati hoon
dilip- kya tum bhi subah subah sab ki neend kharab kar rahi ho
vanya- koi neend nahi kharab hogi
dilip- vanya yeh kehke bahar chali gayi
main jaldi se bathroom bhaag aur halka hua
main bathroom se nikalke bed pe baith gaya
aur sochne laga ki 5 behno ki hisaab se kitne thappad padenge
upar se c mama ki daant
aur c mami ki gaaliya....
ek ek karke sab behne rote hue mere gale lag gayi
aruna- bhaiya kaisa hai tu kaha chala gaya tha
vidya- haa bol na kaha tha tu
dilip- [maine wahi story sab ko bata diya]
aruna- main tere liye paranthe banati hoon
[aruna di room se bahar chali gayi]
avantika di aap ko kya hua
avantika- kuch nahi
dilip- nahi kuch toh hua hai
aur megha di kahan hain
vidya- woh apne room mein hai
[abhi hum bat hi kar rahe the ki c mami c mama agaye]
c mama- dilip kaha the tum kal subah se
[vidya di ne cmama ko sab bataya]
c mama- ab tum aram karo
dilip- mamaji apne security officer complaint kiya tha kya
c mama- haa hum abhi ig ko phone kardete hai
[yeh kehke c mama chale gaye]
c mami- tum sab jaake fresh ho jao
[vidya di sab ko leke chali gayi]
[main khada c mami ko dekh raha tha ki
c mami ne mujhpe thappad ki baarish kardi]
c mami- kyun hamari khushiyon ko aag lagane chala aata hai
kya bigada hai maine tera
dilip- lekin maine kiya kya
c mami- kya kiya hai
yeh tu jaake apni buddhi naani se puch
dilip- mamiiii
aap ko mujhe kuch bhi kehna hai keh lijiye
par agar aapne meri badi naani ke baare mein kuch galat kaha
toh mere gusse se aapko mamaji bhi nahi bacha payenge
[meri yeh baat sunke cmami pair patakte hue room se bahar chali gayi]
main waha se apne room mein gaya nahaya dhoya kapre pehenke megha di ke room ki taraf jane laga
maine gate knock kiya
10 minute tak gate knock karta raha
phir maine master key se gate khola aur jaise andar dekha toh meri ankhon se ansu behne lage
megha di kehte hue main unke paas baith gaya
megha di ne blade se apni kalai kaat li thi
maine jaldi se megha di ka dupatta uthaya aur zor se kalai pe bandh diya
[mere cheekh sunke sab upar aane lage]
sabse pehle vidya di aur aruna di mere paas aayi
vidya- dilip kya hua megha ko dilip
aruna jaldi se doctor ko phone karo
aruna di doctor phone karne lagi
tabhi avantika di aur sunita di andar aayi
sunita di toh behosh hi ho gayi
avantika di bhaag ke neeche gayi
neeche
c mami kitchen mein thi
mummy megha ne apni kalai kaat li hai
c mama room se bahar nikle
c mama c mami daude megha di ke room ki taraf
room mein pahunchte hi c mami ne mujhe dhakka de diya
c mama c mami megha di ko pakad ke rone lage
c mami- aur bulaiye apne bhanje ko
isi ki najar lag gayi humare ghar ko
jab bhi yeh humari jindagi mein aata hai
zeher ghol deta hai
[c mami uthke mere paas aayi aur mujhe marne lagi]
bata kya hua meri beti ko
vidya- chachi chhodiye dilip ko yeh aap kya kar rahi hain
c mami- tu toh chup hi reh
yeh sab isi ki wajah se hua hai
bata kya kiya tune meri beti ke sath
aruna di doctor ko leke room mein aayi
doctor ne jaldi se megha di ke haath pe bandage lagaya
aur ek injection diya
doctor- aapne bahut achcha kiya jo dupatta bandh diya
warna kuch bhi ho sakta tha
bachchi ab khatre se bahar hai
theek hai ab main chalta hoon
dilip- maine bed pe mobile ke neeche 1 kagaz dekha
main woh kagaz utha liya
usmein megha di ne likha tha
bhaiya tum yeh mat sochna ki maine tumhari kasam tod di hai
aur mujhe maaf kardena
maine megha di ka mobile uthaya
aur jaise on kiya
megha di ki nangi tasveer kisi ne private number se send ki thi
main jor se chillaya madan.....
sab mujhe dekhne lage
vidya di mere paas aayi
vidya- dilip kya hua
tum cheekhe kyun
aur yeh madan kaun hai
dilip- kuch nahi didi
main bahar ja raha hoon
vidya- par kyun
dilip- aise hi aa jaunga thodi der mein
vanya- dilip kaha ja rahe ho
dilip- shaam tak aajaunga
[yeh kehke main neeche agaya]
main road pe aake ek taxi pakdi
thodi der baad main pahuncha akhil ke ghar
main doorbell bajaya
akhil ne gate khola
akhil- tujhe kya hua
dilip- andar jaake bol bahar ja raha hoon
jaldi
akhil andar gaya aur bahar aa gaya
chal jaldi
akhil- kaha
dilip- kal wale ghar
phir hum dono pahunche society wale ghar
akhil gate band karke jaise hi muda
main 2 thappad mar diya usko
akhil- abe kyun mar raha hai
dilip- tune bola tha madan america chala gaya
par aaj mujhe khabar mili ki woh yahin is sheher mein hai
tujhe 5 minute deta hoon
mla ki family aur madan ka pata dono chahiye mujhe
warna sp ayega aur hum dono ko uthake le jaega
[akhil ne 10 minute mein sab pata laga liya]
akhil- mla ki ek beti hai aur harami beta
aur madan is location pe hai
dilip- toh kal kyun bola ki madan america chala gaya
akhil- abe appun koi tere jaisa thodi hai
sheetal ki lash dekhke appun ki phat gayi
isi liye appun ne tere se jhut bola
[main ek aur thappad mara akhil ko]
mla ki beti ko kidnap karenge woh bhi aaj
tu pata laga ki woh kahan par hai
akhil- abe main nahi karunga mla ki beti ka kidnap
dilip- kya bola
[main ek aur thappad mara akhil ko]
akhil- abe aaj tujhe kya hogaya kitna marega appun ko
dilip- aaj agar koi majak kiya hai
toh seedhe thappad marunga
[akhil bahar chala gaya
main bhi bahar gaya ek jaruri kaam se
aur wapas agaya
1 ghante baad akhil wapas aya
akhil- mla ki beti ka naam nimmi hai
aur yeh apni maasi ke yaha rehti hai
iska apne baap aur bhai se koi talluk nahi hai
jitna harami iska baap hai
utni hi suljhi yeh hai
dilip- maine tujhse mla ki beti ka character nahi pucha
abhi kahan hai nimmi
akhil- 1 ghante mein college jayegi
dilip- 1 gaadi ka jugad kar
abhi mauka milega toh uthalenge
akhil- appun kya kehta hai
jab nimmi ne mla se koi rishta nahi rakkha
toh hume nimmi ko kidnap nahi karna chahiye
dilip- tu apna sujhaw apne paas rakh
nahi toh chal sp ke paas
akhil- aaj tujhe kya ho gaya
dilip- jaake 1 gaadi ka bandobast kar
yeh le paise
achcha sun tera koi account hai kisi bank mein
akhil- haa hai appun ka
yeh le
[akhil ne mujhe ek kagaj diya]
aur bahar chala gaya
maine kisiko phone lagaya
hello main dilip bol raha hoon
ji main theek hoon
aap kaise hain
jee mujhe apki madad chahiye
pehle aap wada kijiye aap kisi ko nahi batayenge
yeh baat aapke aur mere beech rahegi
mujhe 1crore rupya chahiye
aap wishwaas rakhiye main koi galat kaam nahi kar raha hoon
aur yeh paise main apko wapas kardunga
theek hai main account number send karta hoon
yeh keh ke main phone kaat diya
main ghar lock kiya
aur wahi pe gaya jaha pe maine apna saman gaada tha
main apna saman nikaala aur wapas apne ghar aagaya
thodi der mein akhil aaya
akhil- nimmi ko kidnap karke rakhenge kaha
dilip- woh maine soch liya hai
hum dono gaadi mein baithe aur nikal pade
nimmi ko uthane....
[akhil mere paas aake]
akhil- kisi madarchod ne apne phone mein doorbell ki ringtone set ki hai
dilip- woh gaya
akhil- haan
dilip- abe toh chal na
[hum log sheetal ke ghar se apne ghar aagaye]
dilip- achcha theek hai toh main chalta hoon
akhil- tu sach mein ja raha hai
dilip- haa
akhil- kitni ajeeb baat hai humari dosti ko 24 ghante hi hue hain
par ab tu jaa raha hai
appun ka eklauta dost
dilip- jyada senti mat ho
aur jaan ka khyal rakhna
akhil- kaun jaan
dilip- arushi
[yeh kehte hue maine akhil ko ankh maar di]
akhil- theek hai
[main akhil ke paas gaya aur uske kaan mein kuch kaha]
ab tu jaa apni jaan ke paas main thodi der mein jaunga
akhil chala gaya
main waha se sara saman lapeta
aur ek jagah building ban rahi thi
waha pe gaddha khod ke gaad diya
kuch saman maine rakh liya
aur apna pehle wala kapda pehen liya
phir waha se 1 ghanta chalta raha
ek taxi mein baith gaya
1 ghante baad 1 am main pahuncha c mama ke ghar ke bahar
maine security ko jagaya
security- chhote maalik aap kahan the subah se
maalik ne apko dhundne ke liye security officer ko bulaya tha
main abhi jaake maalik ko batata hoon
dilip- [ek toh jab bhi kahi jao
sab chhote maalik hi kahenge]
uski koi jarurat nahi hai
main khud ja raha hoon
tum so jao
[main yeh baat security ko ghur ke kaha]
aur andar gaya
hall mein koi nahi tha
abhi kaun hoga
sab apne apne room mein honge
main seedhi se upar aate hue vanya ki room ki taraf jaane laga
maine gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate nahi khola
main apni jeb se master key nikaali
aur gate kholke andar gaya
vanya ke room mein light on thi
vanya ko andhere mein neend nahi aati
main vanya ke chehre ko gaur se dekha
vanya ankhein roke sooj gayi thi
ek taraf mujhe is baat ka dukh tha
ki main megha di ka badla nahi le paya
aur dusra dukh mere 1 diin na rehne se vanya ki yeh halat hogai
maine vanya ka sar apni god mein rakhke baith gaya
pata nahi kab neend aagayi
jab main utha toh dekha vanya abhi bhi mere god mein soyi hui hai
main vanya ka sar ahista se takiya par rakh hi raha tha
ki vanya ki ankh khul gayi
vanya cheekhte hue mere gale lag gayi
aur mere chehre ko chumne lagi
dilip- are bas bas kiya kar rahi ho
[main itna hi bola tha ki
vanya ne ek sath 4 thappad mere 2no gaalo pe jad diye
aur mere gale lagke rone lagi]
thappad mujhpe pade aur ro tum rahi ho
vanya- tumne aisa kiya hi kyun
kaha the subah se
pata hai sab kitne pareshan the
dilip- subah mein tahalne gaya tha
thodi der park mein baithgaya
baithte hue mujhe neend aagayi
[maine apne hisaab se jo kahani sochi thi wahi
vanya ko bata di]
vanya- tum yahi pe baitho main sab ko bulati hoon
dilip- kya tum bhi subah subah sab ki neend kharab kar rahi ho
vanya- koi neend nahi kharab hogi
dilip- vanya yeh kehke bahar chali gayi
main jaldi se bathroom bhaag aur halka hua
main bathroom se nikalke bed pe baith gaya
aur sochne laga ki 5 behno ki hisaab se kitne thappad padenge
upar se c mama ki daant
aur c mami ki gaaliya....
ek ek karke sab behne rote hue mere gale lag gayi
aruna- bhaiya kaisa hai tu kaha chala gaya tha
vidya- haa bol na kaha tha tu
dilip- [maine wahi story sab ko bata diya]
aruna- main tere liye paranthe banati hoon
[aruna di room se bahar chali gayi]
avantika di aap ko kya hua
avantika- kuch nahi
dilip- nahi kuch toh hua hai
aur megha di kahan hain
vidya- woh apne room mein hai
[abhi hum bat hi kar rahe the ki c mami c mama agaye]
c mama- dilip kaha the tum kal subah se
[vidya di ne cmama ko sab bataya]
c mama- ab tum aram karo
dilip- mamaji apne security officer complaint kiya tha kya
c mama- haa hum abhi ig ko phone kardete hai
[yeh kehke c mama chale gaye]
c mami- tum sab jaake fresh ho jao
[vidya di sab ko leke chali gayi]
[main khada c mami ko dekh raha tha ki
c mami ne mujhpe thappad ki baarish kardi]
c mami- kyun hamari khushiyon ko aag lagane chala aata hai
kya bigada hai maine tera
dilip- lekin maine kiya kya
c mami- kya kiya hai
yeh tu jaake apni buddhi naani se puch
dilip- mamiiii
aap ko mujhe kuch bhi kehna hai keh lijiye
par agar aapne meri badi naani ke baare mein kuch galat kaha
toh mere gusse se aapko mamaji bhi nahi bacha payenge
[meri yeh baat sunke cmami pair patakte hue room se bahar chali gayi]
main waha se apne room mein gaya nahaya dhoya kapre pehenke megha di ke room ki taraf jane laga
maine gate knock kiya
10 minute tak gate knock karta raha
phir maine master key se gate khola aur jaise andar dekha toh meri ankhon se ansu behne lage
megha di kehte hue main unke paas baith gaya
megha di ne blade se apni kalai kaat li thi
maine jaldi se megha di ka dupatta uthaya aur zor se kalai pe bandh diya
[mere cheekh sunke sab upar aane lage]
sabse pehle vidya di aur aruna di mere paas aayi
vidya- dilip kya hua megha ko dilip
aruna jaldi se doctor ko phone karo
aruna di doctor phone karne lagi
tabhi avantika di aur sunita di andar aayi
sunita di toh behosh hi ho gayi
avantika di bhaag ke neeche gayi
neeche
c mami kitchen mein thi
mummy megha ne apni kalai kaat li hai
c mama room se bahar nikle
c mama c mami daude megha di ke room ki taraf
room mein pahunchte hi c mami ne mujhe dhakka de diya
c mama c mami megha di ko pakad ke rone lage
c mami- aur bulaiye apne bhanje ko
isi ki najar lag gayi humare ghar ko
jab bhi yeh humari jindagi mein aata hai
zeher ghol deta hai
[c mami uthke mere paas aayi aur mujhe marne lagi]
bata kya hua meri beti ko
vidya- chachi chhodiye dilip ko yeh aap kya kar rahi hain
c mami- tu toh chup hi reh
yeh sab isi ki wajah se hua hai
bata kya kiya tune meri beti ke sath
aruna di doctor ko leke room mein aayi
doctor ne jaldi se megha di ke haath pe bandage lagaya
aur ek injection diya
doctor- aapne bahut achcha kiya jo dupatta bandh diya
warna kuch bhi ho sakta tha
bachchi ab khatre se bahar hai
theek hai ab main chalta hoon
dilip- maine bed pe mobile ke neeche 1 kagaz dekha
main woh kagaz utha liya
usmein megha di ne likha tha
bhaiya tum yeh mat sochna ki maine tumhari kasam tod di hai
aur mujhe maaf kardena
maine megha di ka mobile uthaya
aur jaise on kiya
megha di ki nangi tasveer kisi ne private number se send ki thi
main jor se chillaya madan.....
sab mujhe dekhne lage
vidya di mere paas aayi
vidya- dilip kya hua
tum cheekhe kyun
aur yeh madan kaun hai
dilip- kuch nahi didi
main bahar ja raha hoon
vidya- par kyun
dilip- aise hi aa jaunga thodi der mein
vanya- dilip kaha ja rahe ho
dilip- shaam tak aajaunga
[yeh kehke main neeche agaya]
main road pe aake ek taxi pakdi
thodi der baad main pahuncha akhil ke ghar
main doorbell bajaya
akhil ne gate khola
akhil- tujhe kya hua
dilip- andar jaake bol bahar ja raha hoon
jaldi
akhil andar gaya aur bahar aa gaya
chal jaldi
akhil- kaha
dilip- kal wale ghar
phir hum dono pahunche society wale ghar
akhil gate band karke jaise hi muda
main 2 thappad mar diya usko
akhil- abe kyun mar raha hai
dilip- tune bola tha madan america chala gaya
par aaj mujhe khabar mili ki woh yahin is sheher mein hai
tujhe 5 minute deta hoon
mla ki family aur madan ka pata dono chahiye mujhe
warna sp ayega aur hum dono ko uthake le jaega
[akhil ne 10 minute mein sab pata laga liya]
akhil- mla ki ek beti hai aur harami beta
aur madan is location pe hai
dilip- toh kal kyun bola ki madan america chala gaya
akhil- abe appun koi tere jaisa thodi hai
sheetal ki lash dekhke appun ki phat gayi
isi liye appun ne tere se jhut bola
[main ek aur thappad mara akhil ko]
mla ki beti ko kidnap karenge woh bhi aaj
tu pata laga ki woh kahan par hai
akhil- abe main nahi karunga mla ki beti ka kidnap
dilip- kya bola
[main ek aur thappad mara akhil ko]
akhil- abe aaj tujhe kya hogaya kitna marega appun ko
dilip- aaj agar koi majak kiya hai
toh seedhe thappad marunga
[akhil bahar chala gaya
main bhi bahar gaya ek jaruri kaam se
aur wapas agaya
1 ghante baad akhil wapas aya
akhil- mla ki beti ka naam nimmi hai
aur yeh apni maasi ke yaha rehti hai
iska apne baap aur bhai se koi talluk nahi hai
jitna harami iska baap hai
utni hi suljhi yeh hai
dilip- maine tujhse mla ki beti ka character nahi pucha
abhi kahan hai nimmi
akhil- 1 ghante mein college jayegi
dilip- 1 gaadi ka jugad kar
abhi mauka milega toh uthalenge
akhil- appun kya kehta hai
jab nimmi ne mla se koi rishta nahi rakkha
toh hume nimmi ko kidnap nahi karna chahiye
dilip- tu apna sujhaw apne paas rakh
nahi toh chal sp ke paas
akhil- aaj tujhe kya ho gaya
dilip- jaake 1 gaadi ka bandobast kar
yeh le paise
achcha sun tera koi account hai kisi bank mein
akhil- haa hai appun ka
yeh le
[akhil ne mujhe ek kagaj diya]
aur bahar chala gaya
maine kisiko phone lagaya
hello main dilip bol raha hoon
ji main theek hoon
aap kaise hain
jee mujhe apki madad chahiye
pehle aap wada kijiye aap kisi ko nahi batayenge
yeh baat aapke aur mere beech rahegi
mujhe 1crore rupya chahiye
aap wishwaas rakhiye main koi galat kaam nahi kar raha hoon
aur yeh paise main apko wapas kardunga
theek hai main account number send karta hoon
yeh keh ke main phone kaat diya
main ghar lock kiya
aur wahi pe gaya jaha pe maine apna saman gaada tha
main apna saman nikaala aur wapas apne ghar aagaya
thodi der mein akhil aaya
akhil- nimmi ko kidnap karke rakhenge kaha
dilip- woh maine soch liya hai
hum dono gaadi mein baithe aur nikal pade
nimmi ko uthane....
