Update 17
akhil ne ek sadak pe gaadi rok di
akhil- yahi raste se woh ayegi
thodi der baad
woh dekh wahi nimmi hai
dilip- par uske peechhe kaun hai
akhil- abe yeh toh madan hai
ab kya karenge
dilip- dono ko uthaenge
tu gaadi unke paas le chal
[main kagaj pe behoshi wali dawa lagaya
sun jab bahar niklega toh mask pehen lena
akhil ne gaadi madan ke paas rok diya]
bhai yeh pata batana
madan- kisi aur se pucho
dilip- bhai aap hi batado bahut der se dhund raha hoon
madan- bola na kisi dusre se pucho
nimmi- dijiye main batati hoon
dilip- aap aage aajaiye main apahij hoon
nimmi- oh
dilip- [jaise hi nimmi mere paas aayi
maine woh kagaj uske naak pe laga diya
nimmi ki ankhein bhari hone lagi]
are bhai dekho inko kya hua
madan jaise hi nimmi ke paas aya main kagaj uske naak pe daba diya
uske baad dono gaadi se lagke behosh hogaye
akhil mask lagake gaadi se bahar aaya
aur jaldi se dono ko andar daalke gaadi chala diya
akhil- abe kaise log hain humne 2 logo ko beech sadak pe agwa kar liya
aur kisi ka dhyan bhi nahi gaya
dilip- yeh kidhar ja raha hai
akhil- society
dilip- abe lukkhe hum din mein 2 behosh log ko gaadi se ghar leke jayenge
aur society wale humare aarti utarenge
akhil- abe toh kahan chalu
dilip- batata hoon
[phir main rasta batata raha
aur hum pahunch gaye]
maine nimmi ko uthaya aur akhil ne madan ko
ek kaam kar main isko is room mein rakhta hoon tu isko us room mein rakh
maine nimmi ko kursi pe bitha diya
uske haath pair dono ko bandha munh pe tape chipkaya
aur dusre room mein gaya
akhil madan ko kursi pe bandh raha tha]
abe isko kursi pe nahi bandhna hai
uspe bandhna hai
pehle isko nanga kar
akhil- tera matlab iske kapre utaru
dilip- tu isko nanga karega
ya main tujhe nanga karoo
[yeh sunke akhil ne jaldi se madan ko nanga kar diya]
phir humne madan ko table pe lita diya
aur uske dono pair alag side mein bandh diya
akhil- abe kahi tu iska bang toh nahi karne wala
dilip- chalbe main teri tarah nahi hoon
akhil- ab kya karenge
dilip- intazaar
[1 ghante baad]
akhil- abe isko hosh aaraha hai
dilip- mask pehen aur iske munh pe tape chipka
[main bhi mask pehen liya]
aur camera uthake madan nahi nanga madan ki photo kheenchne laga
jab madan ne ankh khola toh woh apne aap ko chhudane ki koshish karne laga
[main apna hath uthaya
akhil ne mere hath mein saliya diya]
main ek saliya madan ki gand pe mara
madan ki cheekh tape mein hi dab gayi]
chup ek dum chup
dobara agar hath pair chalaya hai tune
toh yeh saliya aisi jagah marunga
ki tu namard ban jaega
maine camera uthaya aur photo kheenchne laga
madan phir apna hath pair chalane laga]
kuch yaad aaya
madan rone laga
akhil- ale le le mla ka laal ro raha hai
dilip- [main akhil ko ghur ke dekha]
ek sawal puchunga jawab haa ya na mein dega
warna[ main apna hath phir uthaya
akhil ne mere hath mein acid ki bottle de di]
yeh acid teri gaand mein daal dunga
madan ne apni gardan haa mein hila di]
tune sheetal ko mara hai
[maine tape hata diya]
madan- haa
dilip- [dobara tape lagaya
maine phir ek saliya madan ki gaand pe maar diya.....,.
phirse madan ki cheekh tape mein dab gayi
main akhil ko ishara kiya
akhil mere sath room mein aaya
dilip- achcha sun abhi madan apne kiye hue sare jurm qubool karega
tujhe chhup ke uski recording karna hai
aur yaad rahe recording mein madan ka sirf chehra nazar aaye
akhil- theek hai
dilip- achcha sun abhi hum ise behosh karenge
jab tak tu jaake khana leke aa
[akhil bahar chala gaya]
maine bahar aaya
madan apne bandhe hath pair chala raha hai
main saliya leke madan ke samne khada ho gaya]
dekh chup chaap leta rah warna yeh saliya teri gand mein pel dunga
mujhe laga ki madan kuch bolna chahta hai
sp- sir ek baat samajh mein nahi aayi
ig- yahi na ki sheetal ki laash hume aaj mili par doctors ka kehna hai ki 3 din pehle uska gangbang hua aur phir zeher deke maragaya
sp- sir ek aur baat hai
sheetal 3 din pehle mari
par aaj humein kisine private number se phone kiya
ki iss society ke iss ghar mein ek laash hai
aur sir thakur sahab ka bhanja dilip bhi kal yahi dekha gaya tha
ig- tum yeh kehna chahte ho ki dilip ka gayab hona
aur sheetal ka khoon
arvind woh ek ladka hai woh bhi gaon ka
aur yeh mat bhoolo ki sheetal ka gangbang hua hai
tring tring ig ne phone uthaya
ig- hello
ji sir
kyaa ji main abhi
[phone kat gaya]
sp- kya hua sir
ig- mla ka beta aur beti kidnap ho gaye
sp- waah
ig- arvind
yeh bahut jyada ho raha hai
agar jaldi mla ka beta aur beti nahi mile
toh mla chup nahi baithega
sp- sir humein mla ki geraftaari ka warrant kyun nahi milta
ig- yahi toh aaj tak meri samajh mein nahi aaya
jab bhi main warrant lene court jata hoon
tabhi magistrate ko ek phone ata hai
aur woh mana kar dete hain
[dilip house]
dilip- maine tape hata diya]
madan- tujhe pata nahì hai ki tune kisse panga liya hai
dilip- main phir tape chipka diya madan ke munh pe]
[akhil khana leke aa gaya]
akhil- abe security officer inko dhund rahi hai
dilip- toh dar kyun raha hai
akhil- appun kisise nahi darta
dilip- 4 plate mein chalke khana paros
akhil- theek hai
par madan ke hath kholdenge toh woh koi lafda na karde
dilip- haath kyun kholenge
akhil- abe phir madan ko khilayenge kaise
dilip- main kya uska jeeja hoon jo usko apne hath se khana khilaunga
plate uske munh pe rakhdena kutte ke tarah chaat ke khayega
[akhil khana paros ke le aaya]
2 plate main apne sath nimmi wale room mein le gaya
main room mein enter hua toh dekha nimmi apne aap ko chhudane ki koshish kar rahi hai
mujhe dekhte hi usne apni ankhein band karli
main aage badha aur uske munh se tape hata diya
nimmi- mujhe yaha kyun laye maine tumhara kya bigaadaa hai
please mujhe chhod do
dilip- [maine plate se ek niwala leke uske munh pe lagaya]
nimmi mujhe ghurne lagi
aur apna sar mere hath pe mara niwala gir gaya
nimmi- mujhe nahi khana
main toh tumhe janti bhi
nahi hoon
phir tumne mujhe kyun agwa kiya hai
dilip- maine megha di wala mobile apni jeb se nikala
aur nimmi ki taraf karke on kardiya]
nimmi ankhein phaad ke dekhne lagi]
yeh meri behen hai
aur tumhe pata hai iski yeh halat kisne ki hai madan ne
toh behtar yahi hoga ki tum chup chaap khana khao
mere sayyam ki pariksha mat lo
main apne aap ko samjhane ki koshish kar raha hoon ki tumhare bhai ke kiye ki saza tumhe na doon
[phir maine nimmi ko khana khilaya
aur dobara uske munh pe tape chipka diya....
dilip- jab main bahar aya toh dekha ki khana neeche zameen pe gira hai
aur akhil madan ki taraf munh karke khana kha raha tha
main bhi khana khaya]
yeh khana zameen pe kaise gira
akhil- kutta khana nahi kha raha hai
dilip- yeh khana utha aur dobara plate mein rakh
dekhta hoon kaise nahi khata hai
main saliya uthaya aur maara madan ki gaand pe
yeh tere baap ke bhadwa giri paise ka khana nahi hai
abhi yeh khana rakhega
5 minute mein agar tune khana nahi khaya
toh yeh saliya pe acid lagaunga aur teri gaand mein pel dunga
[madan kutte ki tarah khane laga
main akhil ke sath room mein gaya
puch
akhil- kya
dilip- wahi jo tu soch raha hai
akhil- appun yeh soch raha hai
ki yeh ghar kiska hai
dilip- pehle apne dil pe haath rakh
akhil- kyun
dilip- rakhna
akhil- le rakh liya ab bol
dilip- yeh ghar mla ka hai
akhil- appun ke kaan mein kuch ghus gaya hai kya
dilip- nautanki band kar
yeh ghar madan ke baap mla ka hai
akhil- abe tere ko is city mein koi aur ghar nahi mila
dilip- tujhe kya lagta hai mla ko pata nahi hoga
ki kisine uske bete ko utha liya hai
aur woh iss sheher ka chappa chappa chhaan marega
sirf yeh ghar chhodke
akhil- tujhe aisa kyun lagta hai
dilip- kyunki jo log garibi se nafrat karte hain
woh kabhi apni garibi yaad nahi karte
akhil- abe seedha batana
dilip- mla pehle bhadwa tha
aur isi ghar mein rehta tha
woh kabhi is ghar ke baare mein nahi soch sakta ki humne uske bete ko yahi rakha hai
akhil- tere dimaag mein yeh sab idea ata kaha se hai
dilip- pehle apne mobile mein dekh koi sms aya hai
[akhil ne jab mobile ke inbox messege padha
toh cheekh pada]
akhil- abe kisine appun ke account mein 1 crore rupya jama kiya hai
appun ki toh lottery lag gayi
[akhil naachne laga]
dilip- itna khush mat ho maine woh paisa mangaya hai
[yeh sunke akhil ne aisa munh banaya
jaise maine uski maar li ho]
akhil- tu konsa crorepati hai
aur hai bhi toh itne paise ka tu karega kya
dilip- RDX
akhil- RDX MATLAB
dilip- [maine akhil ke kaan mein sari baat batayi]
akhil- abe appun ko mla se badla lena hai
appun log yeh sab karne mein mein khud hi phans jaenge
dilip- tu apna dimag mat chala
woh mera kaam hai
aur tu yahi pe ruk main ata hoon
[maine rumaal pe behoshi ki dawa lagaya
aur jaake madan ke munh pe rakh diya
sara saman fit kiya
akhil tayyar ho ja
akhil- appun tayyar hai
[30 minute baad]
madan ne apni ankhein kholi toh dekha woh pure suit boot mein kursi pe bandha hai
sirf kamar ke neeche pura nanga tha
dilip- ek sawal
pura jawab
koi jhoot nahi
warna jabbhi yeh rassi kheenchunga
1 boond acid tere kaha pe gidega woh toh tujhe pata hi hai
pehla sawal
tune sheetal ke sath chakkar kyun chalaya
madan- mujhe sheetal se koi pyar nahi tha
yeh 6 mahine pehle ki baat hai
border se satke ek zameen thi
government uski neelami kar raha tha
us neelami mein jitne log aaye the
unsab ki family se humne ek-2 ladki ko utha liya
boli 50crore se shuru hui
mere pita ne 50crore 1 rupya ki boli lagai
jaise hi ginti
1
2 pe pahunchi kisine peeche se 60crore ki boli laga di
yeh koi aur nahi iss shheher ka sabse bada bussinessman thakur jatin veer partap singh tha....
akhil- yahi raste se woh ayegi
thodi der baad
woh dekh wahi nimmi hai
dilip- par uske peechhe kaun hai
akhil- abe yeh toh madan hai
ab kya karenge
dilip- dono ko uthaenge
tu gaadi unke paas le chal
[main kagaj pe behoshi wali dawa lagaya
sun jab bahar niklega toh mask pehen lena
akhil ne gaadi madan ke paas rok diya]
bhai yeh pata batana
madan- kisi aur se pucho
dilip- bhai aap hi batado bahut der se dhund raha hoon
madan- bola na kisi dusre se pucho
nimmi- dijiye main batati hoon
dilip- aap aage aajaiye main apahij hoon
nimmi- oh
dilip- [jaise hi nimmi mere paas aayi
maine woh kagaj uske naak pe laga diya
nimmi ki ankhein bhari hone lagi]
are bhai dekho inko kya hua
madan jaise hi nimmi ke paas aya main kagaj uske naak pe daba diya
uske baad dono gaadi se lagke behosh hogaye
akhil mask lagake gaadi se bahar aaya
aur jaldi se dono ko andar daalke gaadi chala diya
akhil- abe kaise log hain humne 2 logo ko beech sadak pe agwa kar liya
aur kisi ka dhyan bhi nahi gaya
dilip- yeh kidhar ja raha hai
akhil- society
dilip- abe lukkhe hum din mein 2 behosh log ko gaadi se ghar leke jayenge
aur society wale humare aarti utarenge
akhil- abe toh kahan chalu
dilip- batata hoon
[phir main rasta batata raha
aur hum pahunch gaye]
maine nimmi ko uthaya aur akhil ne madan ko
ek kaam kar main isko is room mein rakhta hoon tu isko us room mein rakh
maine nimmi ko kursi pe bitha diya
uske haath pair dono ko bandha munh pe tape chipkaya
aur dusre room mein gaya
akhil madan ko kursi pe bandh raha tha]
abe isko kursi pe nahi bandhna hai
uspe bandhna hai
pehle isko nanga kar
akhil- tera matlab iske kapre utaru
dilip- tu isko nanga karega
ya main tujhe nanga karoo
[yeh sunke akhil ne jaldi se madan ko nanga kar diya]
phir humne madan ko table pe lita diya
aur uske dono pair alag side mein bandh diya
akhil- abe kahi tu iska bang toh nahi karne wala
dilip- chalbe main teri tarah nahi hoon
akhil- ab kya karenge
dilip- intazaar
[1 ghante baad]
akhil- abe isko hosh aaraha hai
dilip- mask pehen aur iske munh pe tape chipka
[main bhi mask pehen liya]
aur camera uthake madan nahi nanga madan ki photo kheenchne laga
jab madan ne ankh khola toh woh apne aap ko chhudane ki koshish karne laga
[main apna hath uthaya
akhil ne mere hath mein saliya diya]
main ek saliya madan ki gand pe mara
madan ki cheekh tape mein hi dab gayi]
chup ek dum chup
dobara agar hath pair chalaya hai tune
toh yeh saliya aisi jagah marunga
ki tu namard ban jaega
maine camera uthaya aur photo kheenchne laga
madan phir apna hath pair chalane laga]
kuch yaad aaya
madan rone laga
akhil- ale le le mla ka laal ro raha hai
dilip- [main akhil ko ghur ke dekha]
ek sawal puchunga jawab haa ya na mein dega
warna[ main apna hath phir uthaya
akhil ne mere hath mein acid ki bottle de di]
yeh acid teri gaand mein daal dunga
madan ne apni gardan haa mein hila di]
tune sheetal ko mara hai
[maine tape hata diya]
madan- haa
dilip- [dobara tape lagaya
maine phir ek saliya madan ki gaand pe maar diya.....,.
phirse madan ki cheekh tape mein dab gayi
main akhil ko ishara kiya
akhil mere sath room mein aaya
dilip- achcha sun abhi madan apne kiye hue sare jurm qubool karega
tujhe chhup ke uski recording karna hai
aur yaad rahe recording mein madan ka sirf chehra nazar aaye
akhil- theek hai
dilip- achcha sun abhi hum ise behosh karenge
jab tak tu jaake khana leke aa
[akhil bahar chala gaya]
maine bahar aaya
madan apne bandhe hath pair chala raha hai
main saliya leke madan ke samne khada ho gaya]
dekh chup chaap leta rah warna yeh saliya teri gand mein pel dunga
mujhe laga ki madan kuch bolna chahta hai
sp- sir ek baat samajh mein nahi aayi
ig- yahi na ki sheetal ki laash hume aaj mili par doctors ka kehna hai ki 3 din pehle uska gangbang hua aur phir zeher deke maragaya
sp- sir ek aur baat hai
sheetal 3 din pehle mari
par aaj humein kisine private number se phone kiya
ki iss society ke iss ghar mein ek laash hai
aur sir thakur sahab ka bhanja dilip bhi kal yahi dekha gaya tha
ig- tum yeh kehna chahte ho ki dilip ka gayab hona
aur sheetal ka khoon
arvind woh ek ladka hai woh bhi gaon ka
aur yeh mat bhoolo ki sheetal ka gangbang hua hai
tring tring ig ne phone uthaya
ig- hello
ji sir
kyaa ji main abhi
[phone kat gaya]
sp- kya hua sir
ig- mla ka beta aur beti kidnap ho gaye
sp- waah
ig- arvind
yeh bahut jyada ho raha hai
agar jaldi mla ka beta aur beti nahi mile
toh mla chup nahi baithega
sp- sir humein mla ki geraftaari ka warrant kyun nahi milta
ig- yahi toh aaj tak meri samajh mein nahi aaya
jab bhi main warrant lene court jata hoon
tabhi magistrate ko ek phone ata hai
aur woh mana kar dete hain
[dilip house]
dilip- maine tape hata diya]
madan- tujhe pata nahì hai ki tune kisse panga liya hai
dilip- main phir tape chipka diya madan ke munh pe]
[akhil khana leke aa gaya]
akhil- abe security officer inko dhund rahi hai
dilip- toh dar kyun raha hai
akhil- appun kisise nahi darta
dilip- 4 plate mein chalke khana paros
akhil- theek hai
par madan ke hath kholdenge toh woh koi lafda na karde
dilip- haath kyun kholenge
akhil- abe phir madan ko khilayenge kaise
dilip- main kya uska jeeja hoon jo usko apne hath se khana khilaunga
plate uske munh pe rakhdena kutte ke tarah chaat ke khayega
[akhil khana paros ke le aaya]
2 plate main apne sath nimmi wale room mein le gaya
main room mein enter hua toh dekha nimmi apne aap ko chhudane ki koshish kar rahi hai
mujhe dekhte hi usne apni ankhein band karli
main aage badha aur uske munh se tape hata diya
nimmi- mujhe yaha kyun laye maine tumhara kya bigaadaa hai
please mujhe chhod do
dilip- [maine plate se ek niwala leke uske munh pe lagaya]
nimmi mujhe ghurne lagi
aur apna sar mere hath pe mara niwala gir gaya
nimmi- mujhe nahi khana
main toh tumhe janti bhi
nahi hoon
phir tumne mujhe kyun agwa kiya hai
dilip- maine megha di wala mobile apni jeb se nikala
aur nimmi ki taraf karke on kardiya]
nimmi ankhein phaad ke dekhne lagi]
yeh meri behen hai
aur tumhe pata hai iski yeh halat kisne ki hai madan ne
toh behtar yahi hoga ki tum chup chaap khana khao
mere sayyam ki pariksha mat lo
main apne aap ko samjhane ki koshish kar raha hoon ki tumhare bhai ke kiye ki saza tumhe na doon
[phir maine nimmi ko khana khilaya
aur dobara uske munh pe tape chipka diya....
dilip- jab main bahar aya toh dekha ki khana neeche zameen pe gira hai
aur akhil madan ki taraf munh karke khana kha raha tha
main bhi khana khaya]
yeh khana zameen pe kaise gira
akhil- kutta khana nahi kha raha hai
dilip- yeh khana utha aur dobara plate mein rakh
dekhta hoon kaise nahi khata hai
main saliya uthaya aur maara madan ki gaand pe
yeh tere baap ke bhadwa giri paise ka khana nahi hai
abhi yeh khana rakhega
5 minute mein agar tune khana nahi khaya
toh yeh saliya pe acid lagaunga aur teri gaand mein pel dunga
[madan kutte ki tarah khane laga
main akhil ke sath room mein gaya
puch
akhil- kya
dilip- wahi jo tu soch raha hai
akhil- appun yeh soch raha hai
ki yeh ghar kiska hai
dilip- pehle apne dil pe haath rakh
akhil- kyun
dilip- rakhna
akhil- le rakh liya ab bol
dilip- yeh ghar mla ka hai
akhil- appun ke kaan mein kuch ghus gaya hai kya
dilip- nautanki band kar
yeh ghar madan ke baap mla ka hai
akhil- abe tere ko is city mein koi aur ghar nahi mila
dilip- tujhe kya lagta hai mla ko pata nahi hoga
ki kisine uske bete ko utha liya hai
aur woh iss sheher ka chappa chappa chhaan marega
sirf yeh ghar chhodke
akhil- tujhe aisa kyun lagta hai
dilip- kyunki jo log garibi se nafrat karte hain
woh kabhi apni garibi yaad nahi karte
akhil- abe seedha batana
dilip- mla pehle bhadwa tha
aur isi ghar mein rehta tha
woh kabhi is ghar ke baare mein nahi soch sakta ki humne uske bete ko yahi rakha hai
akhil- tere dimaag mein yeh sab idea ata kaha se hai
dilip- pehle apne mobile mein dekh koi sms aya hai
[akhil ne jab mobile ke inbox messege padha
toh cheekh pada]
akhil- abe kisine appun ke account mein 1 crore rupya jama kiya hai
appun ki toh lottery lag gayi
[akhil naachne laga]
dilip- itna khush mat ho maine woh paisa mangaya hai
[yeh sunke akhil ne aisa munh banaya
jaise maine uski maar li ho]
akhil- tu konsa crorepati hai
aur hai bhi toh itne paise ka tu karega kya
dilip- RDX
akhil- RDX MATLAB
dilip- [maine akhil ke kaan mein sari baat batayi]
akhil- abe appun ko mla se badla lena hai
appun log yeh sab karne mein mein khud hi phans jaenge
dilip- tu apna dimag mat chala
woh mera kaam hai
aur tu yahi pe ruk main ata hoon
[maine rumaal pe behoshi ki dawa lagaya
aur jaake madan ke munh pe rakh diya
sara saman fit kiya
akhil tayyar ho ja
akhil- appun tayyar hai
[30 minute baad]
madan ne apni ankhein kholi toh dekha woh pure suit boot mein kursi pe bandha hai
sirf kamar ke neeche pura nanga tha
dilip- ek sawal
pura jawab
koi jhoot nahi
warna jabbhi yeh rassi kheenchunga
1 boond acid tere kaha pe gidega woh toh tujhe pata hi hai
pehla sawal
tune sheetal ke sath chakkar kyun chalaya
madan- mujhe sheetal se koi pyar nahi tha
yeh 6 mahine pehle ki baat hai
border se satke ek zameen thi
government uski neelami kar raha tha
us neelami mein jitne log aaye the
unsab ki family se humne ek-2 ladki ko utha liya
boli 50crore se shuru hui
mere pita ne 50crore 1 rupya ki boli lagai
jaise hi ginti
1
2 pe pahunchi kisine peeche se 60crore ki boli laga di
yeh koi aur nahi iss shheher ka sabse bada bussinessman thakur jatin veer partap singh tha....
