Update 21
gaon pahunchne mein shaam ho gayi
main abhi bhi soya hua tha
jab gaadi haveli ke andar gayi toh badi naani daudti gaadi ke paas pahunchi
driver ne gate khola
b mama mujhe god mein uthake andar hall mein legaye aur sofe pe leta diya
b naani- dharmesh kya hua dilip ko
b mama- badi maa kuch nahi hua hai dilip ko
main dekha badi naani ro rahi hain
dilip- badi naani aap ro kyun rahi hain
b naani- tujhe kuch ho jata toh
dilip- par hua toh nahi na
ab aap rona band kijiye
b naani- tu jaake apne room mein aram kar
[main waha se apne room gaya nahake kapre pehna]
aur apne room se bahar aaya
maine naukar se pucha ki akhil kaunse room mein hai
main pahuncha akhil ke room
gate knock kiya
akhil ne gate khola
aur mujhe ghurne laga
dilip- ghurta rahega kya
chal hat andar aane de
main bed pe baith gaya
aur kya haal hain tere
akhil- appun ke tere se baat nahi karni tu ja yaha se
dilip- are tu abhi tak naraz hai
akhil- haa
dilip- kyun
akhil- tune wada kiya tha ki hum milke mla ko barabaad karenge
par tune appun ko yaha bhej diya
dilip- aur agar tujhe kuch ho jata toh arushi apni jaan de deti
akhil- manhoos baate mat kar
dilip- pehle poori baat sun phir jo karna ho karna
[maine poora plan akhil ko bata diya]
akhil- kitna bada kameena hai tu
jis sp se koi baat karne mein darta tha
tune usse judge ki beti ka kidnap karwa liya
dilip- ab batata hoon ki sp ne bade mama ko kya bataya
yeh sab dilip majburi mein kar raha tha
megha ki photo ke jariye madan ne dilip ko blackmail kiya
madan ne khud dilip se apni kidnapping karwai
mla madan ka baap nahi tha
mla ne hi madan ke maa baap ko mara tha
madan mla ko barbaad karna chahta tha
madan ne mla ke khilaaf saare sabut mere ghar bhej diya
maine mla ke khilaaf kaarwahi ki
phir baad mein jab dilip ko pata chala ki mla bomb bhi banata hai
toh dilip dar gaya
dilip ne mujhko phone kiya
maine dilip ko bola ki apni family ko behosh kare main apni family ig ki family aur doctor ki family ko tere gaon bhej dega
phir maine plan banaya main dilip ko bola ki woh madan ko purane khandar mein bulaye
hum use wahi arrest karenge
lekin jab hum waha pahunche toh waha koi nahi tha
tabhi waha pe bahut si gaadi aayi ek gaadi mein se mla nikla
phir ek gaadi aayi usmein se cm nikla
cm ke munh pe tape laga hua tha
mla soch raha tha ki cm ne hi usko barbaad kiya hai
mla ne cm ko goli maar di
phir maine mla ke ek ek aadmi ko goli maar diya
dilip ke kandhe mein dard hone laga
isi liye woh behosh hai
akhil- yeh sp bhi kam nahi hai
par tere mama ko toh maine bata diya ki tune hi yeh sab kiya hai
dilip- sp ne bhi mama ko bata diya ki sp ne hi tujhe bola tha ki dilip ka naam batana
akhil- matlab asli plan tujhe mujhe aur sp ko hi pata hai
dilip- jab ig yahan se jayega toh sp yeh baat use bhi batadega
akhil- matlab news mein kal tera naam bhi ayega
dilip- nahi re media walo ko sp alag kahani sunaega
akhil- kyun
dilip- kyunki na main aur na bade mama chahte hai ki mera naam is case mein aaye
akhil- achcha sun kal main aur arushi chale jayenge arushi ko college bhi jana hai na
dilip- ab koi galat kaam mat karna tere account mein 1crore rupya toh hai hi
[yeh kehke main hall mein gaya toh dekh b mama c mama aur ig baate kar rahe the]
main vanya ke room ki taraf jane laga
main gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate khola mujhe dekha phir gate mere munh pe band kar diya....
dilip- chalo aur behne hai
pehle unko manata hoon
main vidya di ke room pahuncha
toh dekha vidya di aur aruna di baate kar rahe the
main gate pe hi khada raha
aruna di ne mujhe dekha
aur mere paas aayi
aruna- bahar kyun khada andar aana
[arunadi mera hath pakad ke andar le gayi aur bed pe baitha diya]
dilip- mujhe laga aap sab mujhse naraz hongi
vidya- hum kyun naraz honge tujhse
papa ne hume bata diya hai ki tune kuch galat nahi kiya hai
dilip- main avantikadi se milke aaun
aruna- tu humare paas baithta kyun nahi hai
dilip- abhi soya hua hoon
kya
aruna- very funny
[main jaise hi uth raha tha ki vidyadi ne mera sar apni god mein rakh liya
aur mere sar mein ungliya phirane lagi]
aruna- di dilip ko mujhe dijiye na
vidya- are yeh kya bachcha hai ki tujhe de doon
kitna thaka hua hai sone de
aruna- toh main kya karu
vidya- pair daba
dilip- yeh aap kya keh rahi hain
aruna- tu chup reh warna
daant tod dungi
dilip- maine jaldi se aankhein band karli
[mujhe vidya di ke god mein itna sukoon mil raha tha ki
tabhi mujhe aisa laga ki koi mere kaano mein aake dhol peet raha hai]
vidya- dilip babu papa bula rahe hain
[main jaldi se utha aur bhaaga b mama ki taraf]
dilip- jee mamaji
b mama- jatin tumhe bula raha hai
[main gaya c mama ke room pe
gate knock kiya]
[ c mami ne gate khola]
c mama- andar aajao
[main andar gaya]
c mama- jyada dard toh nahi ho raha hai
dilip- main theek hoon
c mama- doctor ranjan kahan hai
unki patni unkeliye pareshan ho rahi hain
dilip- kuch din ke liye bahar gaye hai sp sir ne bheja hai
main unki wife se baat kar leta hoon
[ c mami ne mere sar pe hath phera
main room se bahar aaya
aur apne room mein gaya
aur doctor ko phone lagaya
doctor ko samjha diya
ki kya kehna hai use apni family se
aur use address bhi send kar diya]
main gaya dkw ke room
dkw ne gate khola
dilip- abhi phone ayega doctor ka baat kar lijiyega
[tabhi ring bajne lagi
dkw ne phone uthaya aur baat karne lagi
dkb mujhe ghur rahi thi]
main waha se seedha megha di ke room ki taraf gaya
gate kholte hi meghadi mere gale lagke rone lagi
main unko andar le gaya
andar sunitadi bhi thi
dilip- meri pyari di kyun ro rahi hai
megha- meri wajah se tujhe itni takleef hui
mujhe maaf kar de
dilip- tab aap mujhe do thappad mariye
megha- kyun
dilip- kyunki main apka bhai hoon
aur behen ki wajah se kabhi bhai ko takleef nahi hoti
sunitadi kya hua aap bhi ro rahi hain
sunita- tu toh kabhi mujhse baat hi nahi karta
hamesh megha se ya vanya se baat karta rehta hai
jaise main teri koi nahi hoon
megha- aisi koi baat nahi hai yeh toh meri wajah se ro rahi hai
jab bhi main dukhi hoti hoon yeh udas ho jati hai
dilip-[main waha se avantikadi ke room gaya]
avanatika di ne gate khola
main andar gaya
kehna toh nahi chahiye par avantikadi ki najar hamesha mujhe ajeeb hi lagti hai]
avantika- tujhse ek baat karni hai
dilip- jee kahiye
avantika- tumhari koi girlfreind hai
dilip- yeh kaisa sawal hai
avantika- batao na
dilip- nahi hai
avantika- mere boyfreind banoge
dilip- [yeh sunke meri jindagi ke har ek taar mein current daud gaya
yeh toh ek hi jhatka tha
dusra jhatka toh yeh hai ki avantikadi ne mujhe kiss kiya woh bhi lips pe
mujhe toh kuch hosh hi nahi raha
main bina kuch kahe avantikadi ke room se bahar aagaya......
main seedha apne room mein gaya
aur bed pe baith gaya
thodi der baad kisine gate knock kiya
maine gate khola
b naani- kya hua mere bete ko
dilip- kuch nahi
aaiye andar
b naani- pehle khana kha le
sare bade khana kha chuke hai ab tum bachche bhi kha lo
dilip- guest sab
b naani- guest ka khana unke room mein pahuncha diya gaya hai
dilip- woh akhil kal hi jana chahta hai
arushi college bhi jati hai
b naani- theek hai
ab chal
[main waha se seedha dinning table pe gaya
sab behne khana kha rahi thi]
vanya kahan hai
b naani- uski tabiyat theek nahi hai
dilip- aap sab khao
mere sar mein dard hai
are main theek hoon
thodi der aram karunga phir theek ho jaunga
[yeh kehke main apne room mein aagaya]
2 ghante baad
main apne room se kitchen gaya aur khana garam kiya
aur vanya ke room pahuncha]
vanya maine kal se kuch nahi khaya hai
aur ab khaunga toh tumhare hatho se
plate table pe rakh diya
aage tumhari marzi
[main apne room mein aagaya]
gate khula hi tha
intezaar karte-2 neend agayi
tabhi mujhe kisine jagaya
main ankh khol ke dekha toh yeh vanya thi
vanya- khana khalo
dilip- main uthke baith gaya vanya mujhe apne hath se khana khilane lagi
[meri ankho se ansu behne lage]
vanya- kya hua
dilip- aaj tumhari wajah se mere paas itni behne hain
aur maine tumhe thanks bhi nahi kaha
vanya- isme thanks kehne ki kya baat hai
tumne megha ke liye jo kiya
dilip- woh mera farz tha
vanya- toh yeh mera farz tha
dilip- [main bhi vanya ko apne hath se khana khilaya
phir vanya chali gayi
maine gate lock kiya kapre badal ke so gaya
agli subah
main utha nahaya tayyar hua
bahar aaya toh dekha sab jaane ke liye tayyar hai
main akhil ke paas gaya]
apna aur bhabhi ka khyal rakhna
akhil- tu bhi apna khyal rakhna
aur bhabhi agar isne aapko kabhi pareshan kiya
toh mujhe phone kardena
b naani main gaon ghum ke aata hoon
[phir main bike pe baitha aur vinay ke ghar gaya]
vinay mujhe dekhte hi mere gale lag gaya]
are bas ho gaya
[main vinay ke ghar mein gaya
vinay ki maa or behen chulhe ke paas baithi thi
main unko namaste kiya
vinay- chalo maa hume khet bhi jaana hai
[vinay aur uski maa chale gaye]
main vkd ke paas gaya
toh aapne jijajee ko mana hi liya
vkd- haa par aage kya karna hai
mujhe toh laga aap bhool gaye
dilip- chinta mat kijiye 2 din baad doctor ke yaha jayenge
ab main chalta hoon
phir main waha se seedha bimla ke ghar gaya
maine gate knock kiya
bkb ne gate khola aur mujhe dekhke dar gayi
kaun hai
[andar se bimla ki awaj aayi]
dilip- main andar gaya
bimla- chhote maalik aap yaha baithiye
tu khadi kya dekh rahi hai
ja college
bimla- chhote malik kuch kaam tha kya
dilip- kyun aise nahi asakta
bimla- aap hi ka ghar hai
kuch lenge aap
dilip- doodh[main bimla ke doodh ko ghurke kaha]
bimla- abhi lati hoon
dilip- rehne dijiye aap nahi samjhengi
pehle aap yeh dekhiye
[maine apna mobile nikala aur video play kar diya
kehna toh nahi chahiye par video dekhke bimla ki paht gay....
main abhi bhi soya hua tha
jab gaadi haveli ke andar gayi toh badi naani daudti gaadi ke paas pahunchi
driver ne gate khola
b mama mujhe god mein uthake andar hall mein legaye aur sofe pe leta diya
b naani- dharmesh kya hua dilip ko
b mama- badi maa kuch nahi hua hai dilip ko
main dekha badi naani ro rahi hain
dilip- badi naani aap ro kyun rahi hain
b naani- tujhe kuch ho jata toh
dilip- par hua toh nahi na
ab aap rona band kijiye
b naani- tu jaake apne room mein aram kar
[main waha se apne room gaya nahake kapre pehna]
aur apne room se bahar aaya
maine naukar se pucha ki akhil kaunse room mein hai
main pahuncha akhil ke room
gate knock kiya
akhil ne gate khola
aur mujhe ghurne laga
dilip- ghurta rahega kya
chal hat andar aane de
main bed pe baith gaya
aur kya haal hain tere
akhil- appun ke tere se baat nahi karni tu ja yaha se
dilip- are tu abhi tak naraz hai
akhil- haa
dilip- kyun
akhil- tune wada kiya tha ki hum milke mla ko barabaad karenge
par tune appun ko yaha bhej diya
dilip- aur agar tujhe kuch ho jata toh arushi apni jaan de deti
akhil- manhoos baate mat kar
dilip- pehle poori baat sun phir jo karna ho karna
[maine poora plan akhil ko bata diya]
akhil- kitna bada kameena hai tu
jis sp se koi baat karne mein darta tha
tune usse judge ki beti ka kidnap karwa liya
dilip- ab batata hoon ki sp ne bade mama ko kya bataya
yeh sab dilip majburi mein kar raha tha
megha ki photo ke jariye madan ne dilip ko blackmail kiya
madan ne khud dilip se apni kidnapping karwai
mla madan ka baap nahi tha
mla ne hi madan ke maa baap ko mara tha
madan mla ko barbaad karna chahta tha
madan ne mla ke khilaaf saare sabut mere ghar bhej diya
maine mla ke khilaaf kaarwahi ki
phir baad mein jab dilip ko pata chala ki mla bomb bhi banata hai
toh dilip dar gaya
dilip ne mujhko phone kiya
maine dilip ko bola ki apni family ko behosh kare main apni family ig ki family aur doctor ki family ko tere gaon bhej dega
phir maine plan banaya main dilip ko bola ki woh madan ko purane khandar mein bulaye
hum use wahi arrest karenge
lekin jab hum waha pahunche toh waha koi nahi tha
tabhi waha pe bahut si gaadi aayi ek gaadi mein se mla nikla
phir ek gaadi aayi usmein se cm nikla
cm ke munh pe tape laga hua tha
mla soch raha tha ki cm ne hi usko barbaad kiya hai
mla ne cm ko goli maar di
phir maine mla ke ek ek aadmi ko goli maar diya
dilip ke kandhe mein dard hone laga
isi liye woh behosh hai
akhil- yeh sp bhi kam nahi hai
par tere mama ko toh maine bata diya ki tune hi yeh sab kiya hai
dilip- sp ne bhi mama ko bata diya ki sp ne hi tujhe bola tha ki dilip ka naam batana
akhil- matlab asli plan tujhe mujhe aur sp ko hi pata hai
dilip- jab ig yahan se jayega toh sp yeh baat use bhi batadega
akhil- matlab news mein kal tera naam bhi ayega
dilip- nahi re media walo ko sp alag kahani sunaega
akhil- kyun
dilip- kyunki na main aur na bade mama chahte hai ki mera naam is case mein aaye
akhil- achcha sun kal main aur arushi chale jayenge arushi ko college bhi jana hai na
dilip- ab koi galat kaam mat karna tere account mein 1crore rupya toh hai hi
[yeh kehke main hall mein gaya toh dekh b mama c mama aur ig baate kar rahe the]
main vanya ke room ki taraf jane laga
main gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate khola mujhe dekha phir gate mere munh pe band kar diya....
dilip- chalo aur behne hai
pehle unko manata hoon
main vidya di ke room pahuncha
toh dekha vidya di aur aruna di baate kar rahe the
main gate pe hi khada raha
aruna di ne mujhe dekha
aur mere paas aayi
aruna- bahar kyun khada andar aana
[arunadi mera hath pakad ke andar le gayi aur bed pe baitha diya]
dilip- mujhe laga aap sab mujhse naraz hongi
vidya- hum kyun naraz honge tujhse
papa ne hume bata diya hai ki tune kuch galat nahi kiya hai
dilip- main avantikadi se milke aaun
aruna- tu humare paas baithta kyun nahi hai
dilip- abhi soya hua hoon
kya
aruna- very funny
[main jaise hi uth raha tha ki vidyadi ne mera sar apni god mein rakh liya
aur mere sar mein ungliya phirane lagi]
aruna- di dilip ko mujhe dijiye na
vidya- are yeh kya bachcha hai ki tujhe de doon
kitna thaka hua hai sone de
aruna- toh main kya karu
vidya- pair daba
dilip- yeh aap kya keh rahi hain
aruna- tu chup reh warna
daant tod dungi
dilip- maine jaldi se aankhein band karli
[mujhe vidya di ke god mein itna sukoon mil raha tha ki
tabhi mujhe aisa laga ki koi mere kaano mein aake dhol peet raha hai]
vidya- dilip babu papa bula rahe hain
[main jaldi se utha aur bhaaga b mama ki taraf]
dilip- jee mamaji
b mama- jatin tumhe bula raha hai
[main gaya c mama ke room pe
gate knock kiya]
[ c mami ne gate khola]
c mama- andar aajao
[main andar gaya]
c mama- jyada dard toh nahi ho raha hai
dilip- main theek hoon
c mama- doctor ranjan kahan hai
unki patni unkeliye pareshan ho rahi hain
dilip- kuch din ke liye bahar gaye hai sp sir ne bheja hai
main unki wife se baat kar leta hoon
[ c mami ne mere sar pe hath phera
main room se bahar aaya
aur apne room mein gaya
aur doctor ko phone lagaya
doctor ko samjha diya
ki kya kehna hai use apni family se
aur use address bhi send kar diya]
main gaya dkw ke room
dkw ne gate khola
dilip- abhi phone ayega doctor ka baat kar lijiyega
[tabhi ring bajne lagi
dkw ne phone uthaya aur baat karne lagi
dkb mujhe ghur rahi thi]
main waha se seedha megha di ke room ki taraf gaya
gate kholte hi meghadi mere gale lagke rone lagi
main unko andar le gaya
andar sunitadi bhi thi
dilip- meri pyari di kyun ro rahi hai
megha- meri wajah se tujhe itni takleef hui
mujhe maaf kar de
dilip- tab aap mujhe do thappad mariye
megha- kyun
dilip- kyunki main apka bhai hoon
aur behen ki wajah se kabhi bhai ko takleef nahi hoti
sunitadi kya hua aap bhi ro rahi hain
sunita- tu toh kabhi mujhse baat hi nahi karta
hamesh megha se ya vanya se baat karta rehta hai
jaise main teri koi nahi hoon
megha- aisi koi baat nahi hai yeh toh meri wajah se ro rahi hai
jab bhi main dukhi hoti hoon yeh udas ho jati hai
dilip-[main waha se avantikadi ke room gaya]
avanatika di ne gate khola
main andar gaya
kehna toh nahi chahiye par avantikadi ki najar hamesha mujhe ajeeb hi lagti hai]
avantika- tujhse ek baat karni hai
dilip- jee kahiye
avantika- tumhari koi girlfreind hai
dilip- yeh kaisa sawal hai
avantika- batao na
dilip- nahi hai
avantika- mere boyfreind banoge
dilip- [yeh sunke meri jindagi ke har ek taar mein current daud gaya
yeh toh ek hi jhatka tha
dusra jhatka toh yeh hai ki avantikadi ne mujhe kiss kiya woh bhi lips pe
mujhe toh kuch hosh hi nahi raha
main bina kuch kahe avantikadi ke room se bahar aagaya......
main seedha apne room mein gaya
aur bed pe baith gaya
thodi der baad kisine gate knock kiya
maine gate khola
b naani- kya hua mere bete ko
dilip- kuch nahi
aaiye andar
b naani- pehle khana kha le
sare bade khana kha chuke hai ab tum bachche bhi kha lo
dilip- guest sab
b naani- guest ka khana unke room mein pahuncha diya gaya hai
dilip- woh akhil kal hi jana chahta hai
arushi college bhi jati hai
b naani- theek hai
ab chal
[main waha se seedha dinning table pe gaya
sab behne khana kha rahi thi]
vanya kahan hai
b naani- uski tabiyat theek nahi hai
dilip- aap sab khao
mere sar mein dard hai
are main theek hoon
thodi der aram karunga phir theek ho jaunga
[yeh kehke main apne room mein aagaya]
2 ghante baad
main apne room se kitchen gaya aur khana garam kiya
aur vanya ke room pahuncha]
vanya maine kal se kuch nahi khaya hai
aur ab khaunga toh tumhare hatho se
plate table pe rakh diya
aage tumhari marzi
[main apne room mein aagaya]
gate khula hi tha
intezaar karte-2 neend agayi
tabhi mujhe kisine jagaya
main ankh khol ke dekha toh yeh vanya thi
vanya- khana khalo
dilip- main uthke baith gaya vanya mujhe apne hath se khana khilane lagi
[meri ankho se ansu behne lage]
vanya- kya hua
dilip- aaj tumhari wajah se mere paas itni behne hain
aur maine tumhe thanks bhi nahi kaha
vanya- isme thanks kehne ki kya baat hai
tumne megha ke liye jo kiya
dilip- woh mera farz tha
vanya- toh yeh mera farz tha
dilip- [main bhi vanya ko apne hath se khana khilaya
phir vanya chali gayi
maine gate lock kiya kapre badal ke so gaya
agli subah
main utha nahaya tayyar hua
bahar aaya toh dekha sab jaane ke liye tayyar hai
main akhil ke paas gaya]
apna aur bhabhi ka khyal rakhna
akhil- tu bhi apna khyal rakhna
aur bhabhi agar isne aapko kabhi pareshan kiya
toh mujhe phone kardena
b naani main gaon ghum ke aata hoon
[phir main bike pe baitha aur vinay ke ghar gaya]
vinay mujhe dekhte hi mere gale lag gaya]
are bas ho gaya
[main vinay ke ghar mein gaya
vinay ki maa or behen chulhe ke paas baithi thi
main unko namaste kiya
vinay- chalo maa hume khet bhi jaana hai
[vinay aur uski maa chale gaye]
main vkd ke paas gaya
toh aapne jijajee ko mana hi liya
vkd- haa par aage kya karna hai
mujhe toh laga aap bhool gaye
dilip- chinta mat kijiye 2 din baad doctor ke yaha jayenge
ab main chalta hoon
phir main waha se seedha bimla ke ghar gaya
maine gate knock kiya
bkb ne gate khola aur mujhe dekhke dar gayi
kaun hai
[andar se bimla ki awaj aayi]
dilip- main andar gaya
bimla- chhote maalik aap yaha baithiye
tu khadi kya dekh rahi hai
ja college
bimla- chhote malik kuch kaam tha kya
dilip- kyun aise nahi asakta
bimla- aap hi ka ghar hai
kuch lenge aap
dilip- doodh[main bimla ke doodh ko ghurke kaha]
bimla- abhi lati hoon
dilip- rehne dijiye aap nahi samjhengi
pehle aap yeh dekhiye
[maine apna mobile nikala aur video play kar diya
kehna toh nahi chahiye par video dekhke bimla ki paht gay....
