Update 22
dilip- kuch kehna hai
bimla- yeh kaha se mila aapko
dilip- maine khud banaya hai
aur jab bhi dekhta hoon maja aajata hai
[aisa lag raha tha ki bimla kuch soch rahi hai]
aap soch rahi hain ki main apko blackmail karunga
bimla- agar aisa nahi hota toh aap yeh video kabhie nahi banate
dilip- sach mein
[achcha yeh lijiye maine video delete kar diya]
ab toh main apko blackmail nahi kar paunga
bimla- ho sakta hai aapke paas aur bhi ho
dilip- achcha hai bhi toh mujhe sach janna hai
ki apke ghar mein ek jawan beti hai phir bhi aap yeh sab kar rahi hain
bimla- mera marad 2 saal pehle mar gaya woh ek number ka sharabi tha
usne sarpanch se 50000 rupya udhar liya tha
sarpanch ne mujhe bola ki ya toh 50000 dedo ya apna khet
agar main khet dedeti toh bhukhi mar jati
aur naahi mere paas 50000 tha
sarpanch ne mujhe teesra rasta bataya jisse meri udhari bhi maaf ho jayegi aur uska bhi kaam ho jayega
dilip- mere mathe pe c likha hua hai
yeh chalupan kisi aur ke sath chal jayega mere sath nahi
sach batati ho ya sarpanch se jaake puchoo
bimla- baat yeh hai ki
main yeh sab apni marji se kar rahi hoon
meri koi majburi nahi hai
mere marad ke marne ke baad main 1saal tak bardash karti rahi par
dilip- sarpanch abhi bhi aata hai
bimla- kaha jis din se uske
dilip- uske gand pe main patthar mara hai
bimla- aapne patthar mara tha
dilip- waise abhi tak apne doodh nahi pilaya
[mera dhyan khidki ki taraf gaya
bimla- pilaoon
dilip- nahi rehne do
mujhe nahi lagta apke paas doodh hoga
[yeh kehke main bahar aaya ghar ke piche gaya aur dekha bkb khidki se dekh rahi thi
main dheere se gaya aur bkb ki gaand pe ek thappad mara
college ja har waqt apni maa ki jaasusi karti hai
uske baad main bike pe baitha aur ghar ki taraf bike dauda diya
thodi der mein pahuncha haveli
poori mahila mandal hall mein baithke baate kar rahe the
[main bhi sath mein baith gaya
yahi meri sabse badi galti thi]
vidya- dilip kaha gaya tha
dilip- dost se milne
aruna- tu toh har waqt bahar ghumta hai
hamare sath baithne mein tujhe achcha nahi lagta kya
avantika- haa di aaj main isko kaha ki hum bagiche mein ghumne jayenge
toh yeh bola ki nahi mujhe aap sabke sath bor nahi hona hai
vidya- hum tujhe bor karte hain
[piche se kisi ne meri gardan pakad ke hila diya]
vidya- kitna besharam hai
jhuth hi bol deta hamara dil rakhne ke liye
[main piche muda toh dekha sunitadi has rahi thi]
vidya- abhi se koi dilip se baat nahi karega
[main b naani ki taraf dekha]
b naani- mujhe kya dekh raha hai teri behne hai tu hi mana
dilip- main sochne laga ek toh yeh dimaag kisi ki bajana ho toh 4g ki speed mein daudta hai
aur ab jarurat hai toh 2g ki speed bhi nahi de raha hai
megha- bhaiya di majak kar rahi hai
aruna- tu thodi der chup nahi reh sakti thi
[yeh sunke main dusri taraf munh phulake baith gaya]
sab behne hansne lagi....
vidya- ale mela babu gussa ho gaya
achcha sunna hum tujhse majak bhi nahi kar sakte
dilip- aap ne majak nahi kiya
aap ne kaha ki koi mujhse baat nahi karega
aruna- didi iska matlab hume dilip ko gift dena chahiye
[sab behne khusur fusur karne lagi
mujhe kuch theek nahi laga
main jaise hi uthne wala tha ki avantikadi aur arunadi ne mere dono hath pakada liya
dilip- di chhodiye mujhe
vidyadi mere paas aayi aur mujhe gudgudi karne lagi]
vidya- humse kabhi naraz hoga
dilip- nahi kabhi nahi
aruna- hamari har baat manega
dilip- haa
ab aur nahi pet dard kar raha hai
[main jor se hanfne laga]
[aaj ek badi seekh mili kabhi badi beheno se naraz nahi hona chahiye]
dilip- chaliye bagiche mein chalte hain
vidya- pehle papa se puch le
dilip- main badi naani se puch leta hoon
[main kitchen mein badi naani ke paas gaya]
badi naani hum bagiche mein jaa rahe hain
aap mamaji se baat karlena
b naani- theek hai dopeher ke khane se pehle aajana
dilip- meri pyari badi naani
[main phir hall mein gaya]
aap sab chaliye main aata hoon
vidya- theek hai
[main apne room mein aaya bahtroom gaya]
main bathroom se nikla toh dekha avantikadi bed pe baithi thi]
kya hua di
avantika- kuch nahi
idhar baith tujhse baat karni hai
[main baith gaya]
dilip- jee kahiye
avantika- tune jawab nahi diya
dilip- mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaraha hai
avantika- mujhse puch
shayad main teri kuch madad kar saku
dilip- main hi kyun
avantika- kyunki tu mera hero hai
tu mujhe achcha lagta hai
tu agar mera boyfreind banega toh mujhe koi dar nahi hoga
dilip- [main kuch soch raha tha ki tabhi
avantikadi mujhe kiss karne lagi
mujhe toh kuch samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
10 minute tak avantikadi mere hont chusti rahi]
[hum dono lambi-2 saanse lene lage]
avantika- ab bata teri behen agar shaadi se pehle aisa kisi aur ke sath kare toh tujhe achcha lagega
[main apni gardan na mein hila diya]
iska matlab tu aaj se mera boyfreind hai
aur main teri girlfreind
dilip- haa
[yeh sunke avantikadi khushi se uchalne kudne lagi]
dilip- chaliye sab intazaar mein honge
avantika- 1 minute ruk
[avantikadi mere paas aayi aur mere sar pe hath chalane lagi]
ab theek hai chal
[phir humdono bagiche ki taraf chal diye
20minute tak chalne ke baad hum bagiche mein pahunche
main dekha sab behne aam todne ke liye patthar maar rahi hain
vidya- kaha reh gaye the
itni der koi lagata hai
dilip- aap yeh kya kar rahi hain
aruna- aam todne ki koshish
dilip- yaha ke naukar sab kahan hain
vidya- hamne sabko 3 ghante ki liye chutti de di
vanya- didi dilip ped pe asani se chadh jata hai
aruna- khada-2 dekh kya raha hai
dilip- [main ped pe chadh gaya]
vidya- meethe aam hi todna
dilip- main aam todke neeche girane laga
vidya- bas ab neeche aaja
[main ped se neeche utar gaya]
dilip- main chatai leke aata hoon
[main jaldi se gaya aur chatai aur pani leke aaya]
main chatai bichha diya
hum chatai pe baith gaye aur aam chusne lage
dilip- apko pata hai aaj main pehli baar is bagiche ka aam kha raha hoon
aruna- hum toh aaj 10 saal baad kha rahe hain
dilip- mera dhyan avantikadi ki taraf gaya
avantikadi ke hont pe aam ras laga hua tha
[bahut pareshan kiya hai
aapne]
didi woh dekhiye
[sab behne dusri taraf dekhne lagi
main jaldi aage badha aur avantikadi ke hont pe apna hont rakhke aamras chusliya
avantikadi- diliiip
vidya- kya hua
dilip- di kya hua aapko
avantikadi- cheenti ne kaat liya
[yeh sunke sab behne uchalke khadi ho gayi]....
[vidyadi mat uthake jhadne lagi yeh sab dekh mujhe hansne ka man ho raha tha]
dilip- avantikadi apko waham hua hoga
aruna- aur nahi toh kya
[phir hum sab baithke aam chusne lage
is baar avantikadi mere samne baithi thi
dilip- bas aur nahi kha sakta
aap log khao
main aur avantika di munh dhoke aate hain
[avantikadi kuch bol pati usse pehle hi main unka hath pakadke bagiche wale ghar mein le gaya
avantika- kitna besharam hai agar koi dekh leta toh
[main avantikadi ke hont pe apna hont rakhke chusne laga
avantikadi di bhi mere hont chusne lagi
kuch der baad
hume kisi ane ki ahat sunai di
main jaldi se bathroom mein ghus gaya
munh dhoke bahar aaya
toh koi nahi tha
main phir bagiche mein gaya
sab behne mat pe baithi thi
main bhi jaake baith gaya
vanya- di chalo na kuch khelte hai
dilip- kabaddi khele
vidya- tu akele khel kabaddi
hum toh hide and seek khelenge
dilip- jara aap iska desi rupantaran karengi
vanya- chhupam chhupai
dilip- aap sab chhupo main dhundunga
[main avantikadi ki taraf dekhke kaha]
main apni ankhein band kar liya aur 1 se 20 tak gina
mujhe toh sirf avantikadi ko dhundna tha
main idhar udhar dekhne laga
mujhe ped ke peeche koi dikha
main dheere se gaya toh yeh megha di thi
main dusri taraf dekha waha pe arunadi thi
[main socha aise nahi hoga
main ek ped pe chadh gaya
aur waha se main sab ko dekh liya
bade se ped ke kone mein avantikadi chhupi thi
main dheere kadmo se ustaraf jane laga
waha pe pahunchke main avantikadi ko peeche se gale laga liya
avantikadi ne peeche mudke dekha
avantika- dilip koi dekh lega
[main apne hont avantikadi ki gardan pe rakhke sehlane laga]
avantika- babu please ghar chalke jo karna ho karlena yaha nahi koi dekh lega
dilip- waada
avantika- pakka waada
[phir main waha par se aage gaya vidyadi ke paas
phir meghadi sunitadi aurunadi
last mein main vanya ke paas gaya]
kitni der se dhudndh raha hoon
vanya- sabko dhundh liya
dilip- haa ab chalo khana khane ka samay ho gaya hai
phir hum waha se hansi majak karte hue ghar pahunche
b naani- aagaya mera beta chal baith khana khale
hum baith gaye b mami aur c mami khana surf karne lagi
mere bagal mein b naani baith gayi
main pehla niwala b naani ko khilaya
vidya- mujhe nahi khilaega
dilip- main vidya di ko bhi khilaya
uske baad toh sabne bhookh hadtal kardi
maine sab behno ko khilaya
vidya- mummy aap bhi khao na
bhaiya ke hath se
[maine b maami ko khilaya
last mein main apne plate mein dekha toh aakhri niwala bachata tha
main woh uthake khud kha liya
jaise hi main uthne wala tha ki sab behno ne mere plate ek-2 niwala rakh diya
phir hum sabne khana khaya
aur main apne room mein aagaya
tabhi mera phone baja
hello
arvind bol raha hoon
dilip- jee sp sir
sp- tumhe jaan ke khushi hogi ki mla ne jitni bhi ladkiya videsh mein bechi thi
woh sab kal wapas ajayengi
dilip- yeh toh bahut achchi baat hai
sp- ek aur baat mla ki illegal properties ki kimat 14000crore hai
usmein se government ne 10 percent tumhe dene ko kaha hai
dilip- itne paise ka main kya karunga
sp- woh tu jano
tumhe jab bhi apne paise lene ho
mujhe btadena
phone cut
main apne room se bahar aaya aur avantikadi ke room pahuncha
main dheere se gate khola
uske baad jo maine dekha
woh dekhke mera dimaag sunn ho gaya...
bimla- yeh kaha se mila aapko
dilip- maine khud banaya hai
aur jab bhi dekhta hoon maja aajata hai
[aisa lag raha tha ki bimla kuch soch rahi hai]
aap soch rahi hain ki main apko blackmail karunga
bimla- agar aisa nahi hota toh aap yeh video kabhie nahi banate
dilip- sach mein
[achcha yeh lijiye maine video delete kar diya]
ab toh main apko blackmail nahi kar paunga
bimla- ho sakta hai aapke paas aur bhi ho
dilip- achcha hai bhi toh mujhe sach janna hai
ki apke ghar mein ek jawan beti hai phir bhi aap yeh sab kar rahi hain
bimla- mera marad 2 saal pehle mar gaya woh ek number ka sharabi tha
usne sarpanch se 50000 rupya udhar liya tha
sarpanch ne mujhe bola ki ya toh 50000 dedo ya apna khet
agar main khet dedeti toh bhukhi mar jati
aur naahi mere paas 50000 tha
sarpanch ne mujhe teesra rasta bataya jisse meri udhari bhi maaf ho jayegi aur uska bhi kaam ho jayega
dilip- mere mathe pe c likha hua hai
yeh chalupan kisi aur ke sath chal jayega mere sath nahi
sach batati ho ya sarpanch se jaake puchoo
bimla- baat yeh hai ki
main yeh sab apni marji se kar rahi hoon
meri koi majburi nahi hai
mere marad ke marne ke baad main 1saal tak bardash karti rahi par
dilip- sarpanch abhi bhi aata hai
bimla- kaha jis din se uske
dilip- uske gand pe main patthar mara hai
bimla- aapne patthar mara tha
dilip- waise abhi tak apne doodh nahi pilaya
[mera dhyan khidki ki taraf gaya
bimla- pilaoon
dilip- nahi rehne do
mujhe nahi lagta apke paas doodh hoga
[yeh kehke main bahar aaya ghar ke piche gaya aur dekha bkb khidki se dekh rahi thi
main dheere se gaya aur bkb ki gaand pe ek thappad mara
college ja har waqt apni maa ki jaasusi karti hai
uske baad main bike pe baitha aur ghar ki taraf bike dauda diya
thodi der mein pahuncha haveli
poori mahila mandal hall mein baithke baate kar rahe the
[main bhi sath mein baith gaya
yahi meri sabse badi galti thi]
vidya- dilip kaha gaya tha
dilip- dost se milne
aruna- tu toh har waqt bahar ghumta hai
hamare sath baithne mein tujhe achcha nahi lagta kya
avantika- haa di aaj main isko kaha ki hum bagiche mein ghumne jayenge
toh yeh bola ki nahi mujhe aap sabke sath bor nahi hona hai
vidya- hum tujhe bor karte hain
[piche se kisi ne meri gardan pakad ke hila diya]
vidya- kitna besharam hai
jhuth hi bol deta hamara dil rakhne ke liye
[main piche muda toh dekha sunitadi has rahi thi]
vidya- abhi se koi dilip se baat nahi karega
[main b naani ki taraf dekha]
b naani- mujhe kya dekh raha hai teri behne hai tu hi mana
dilip- main sochne laga ek toh yeh dimaag kisi ki bajana ho toh 4g ki speed mein daudta hai
aur ab jarurat hai toh 2g ki speed bhi nahi de raha hai
megha- bhaiya di majak kar rahi hai
aruna- tu thodi der chup nahi reh sakti thi
[yeh sunke main dusri taraf munh phulake baith gaya]
sab behne hansne lagi....
vidya- ale mela babu gussa ho gaya
achcha sunna hum tujhse majak bhi nahi kar sakte
dilip- aap ne majak nahi kiya
aap ne kaha ki koi mujhse baat nahi karega
aruna- didi iska matlab hume dilip ko gift dena chahiye
[sab behne khusur fusur karne lagi
mujhe kuch theek nahi laga
main jaise hi uthne wala tha ki avantikadi aur arunadi ne mere dono hath pakada liya
dilip- di chhodiye mujhe
vidyadi mere paas aayi aur mujhe gudgudi karne lagi]
vidya- humse kabhi naraz hoga
dilip- nahi kabhi nahi
aruna- hamari har baat manega
dilip- haa
ab aur nahi pet dard kar raha hai
[main jor se hanfne laga]
[aaj ek badi seekh mili kabhi badi beheno se naraz nahi hona chahiye]
dilip- chaliye bagiche mein chalte hain
vidya- pehle papa se puch le
dilip- main badi naani se puch leta hoon
[main kitchen mein badi naani ke paas gaya]
badi naani hum bagiche mein jaa rahe hain
aap mamaji se baat karlena
b naani- theek hai dopeher ke khane se pehle aajana
dilip- meri pyari badi naani
[main phir hall mein gaya]
aap sab chaliye main aata hoon
vidya- theek hai
[main apne room mein aaya bahtroom gaya]
main bathroom se nikla toh dekha avantikadi bed pe baithi thi]
kya hua di
avantika- kuch nahi
idhar baith tujhse baat karni hai
[main baith gaya]
dilip- jee kahiye
avantika- tune jawab nahi diya
dilip- mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaraha hai
avantika- mujhse puch
shayad main teri kuch madad kar saku
dilip- main hi kyun
avantika- kyunki tu mera hero hai
tu mujhe achcha lagta hai
tu agar mera boyfreind banega toh mujhe koi dar nahi hoga
dilip- [main kuch soch raha tha ki tabhi
avantikadi mujhe kiss karne lagi
mujhe toh kuch samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
10 minute tak avantikadi mere hont chusti rahi]
[hum dono lambi-2 saanse lene lage]
avantika- ab bata teri behen agar shaadi se pehle aisa kisi aur ke sath kare toh tujhe achcha lagega
[main apni gardan na mein hila diya]
iska matlab tu aaj se mera boyfreind hai
aur main teri girlfreind
dilip- haa
[yeh sunke avantikadi khushi se uchalne kudne lagi]
dilip- chaliye sab intazaar mein honge
avantika- 1 minute ruk
[avantikadi mere paas aayi aur mere sar pe hath chalane lagi]
ab theek hai chal
[phir humdono bagiche ki taraf chal diye
20minute tak chalne ke baad hum bagiche mein pahunche
main dekha sab behne aam todne ke liye patthar maar rahi hain
vidya- kaha reh gaye the
itni der koi lagata hai
dilip- aap yeh kya kar rahi hain
aruna- aam todne ki koshish
dilip- yaha ke naukar sab kahan hain
vidya- hamne sabko 3 ghante ki liye chutti de di
vanya- didi dilip ped pe asani se chadh jata hai
aruna- khada-2 dekh kya raha hai
dilip- [main ped pe chadh gaya]
vidya- meethe aam hi todna
dilip- main aam todke neeche girane laga
vidya- bas ab neeche aaja
[main ped se neeche utar gaya]
dilip- main chatai leke aata hoon
[main jaldi se gaya aur chatai aur pani leke aaya]
main chatai bichha diya
hum chatai pe baith gaye aur aam chusne lage
dilip- apko pata hai aaj main pehli baar is bagiche ka aam kha raha hoon
aruna- hum toh aaj 10 saal baad kha rahe hain
dilip- mera dhyan avantikadi ki taraf gaya
avantikadi ke hont pe aam ras laga hua tha
[bahut pareshan kiya hai
aapne]
didi woh dekhiye
[sab behne dusri taraf dekhne lagi
main jaldi aage badha aur avantikadi ke hont pe apna hont rakhke aamras chusliya
avantikadi- diliiip
vidya- kya hua
dilip- di kya hua aapko
avantikadi- cheenti ne kaat liya
[yeh sunke sab behne uchalke khadi ho gayi]....
[vidyadi mat uthake jhadne lagi yeh sab dekh mujhe hansne ka man ho raha tha]
dilip- avantikadi apko waham hua hoga
aruna- aur nahi toh kya
[phir hum sab baithke aam chusne lage
is baar avantikadi mere samne baithi thi
dilip- bas aur nahi kha sakta
aap log khao
main aur avantika di munh dhoke aate hain
[avantikadi kuch bol pati usse pehle hi main unka hath pakadke bagiche wale ghar mein le gaya
avantika- kitna besharam hai agar koi dekh leta toh
[main avantikadi ke hont pe apna hont rakhke chusne laga
avantikadi di bhi mere hont chusne lagi
kuch der baad
hume kisi ane ki ahat sunai di
main jaldi se bathroom mein ghus gaya
munh dhoke bahar aaya
toh koi nahi tha
main phir bagiche mein gaya
sab behne mat pe baithi thi
main bhi jaake baith gaya
vanya- di chalo na kuch khelte hai
dilip- kabaddi khele
vidya- tu akele khel kabaddi
hum toh hide and seek khelenge
dilip- jara aap iska desi rupantaran karengi
vanya- chhupam chhupai
dilip- aap sab chhupo main dhundunga
[main avantikadi ki taraf dekhke kaha]
main apni ankhein band kar liya aur 1 se 20 tak gina
mujhe toh sirf avantikadi ko dhundna tha
main idhar udhar dekhne laga
mujhe ped ke peeche koi dikha
main dheere se gaya toh yeh megha di thi
main dusri taraf dekha waha pe arunadi thi
[main socha aise nahi hoga
main ek ped pe chadh gaya
aur waha se main sab ko dekh liya
bade se ped ke kone mein avantikadi chhupi thi
main dheere kadmo se ustaraf jane laga
waha pe pahunchke main avantikadi ko peeche se gale laga liya
avantikadi ne peeche mudke dekha
avantika- dilip koi dekh lega
[main apne hont avantikadi ki gardan pe rakhke sehlane laga]
avantika- babu please ghar chalke jo karna ho karlena yaha nahi koi dekh lega
dilip- waada
avantika- pakka waada
[phir main waha par se aage gaya vidyadi ke paas
phir meghadi sunitadi aurunadi
last mein main vanya ke paas gaya]
kitni der se dhudndh raha hoon
vanya- sabko dhundh liya
dilip- haa ab chalo khana khane ka samay ho gaya hai
phir hum waha se hansi majak karte hue ghar pahunche
b naani- aagaya mera beta chal baith khana khale
hum baith gaye b mami aur c mami khana surf karne lagi
mere bagal mein b naani baith gayi
main pehla niwala b naani ko khilaya
vidya- mujhe nahi khilaega
dilip- main vidya di ko bhi khilaya
uske baad toh sabne bhookh hadtal kardi
maine sab behno ko khilaya
vidya- mummy aap bhi khao na
bhaiya ke hath se
[maine b maami ko khilaya
last mein main apne plate mein dekha toh aakhri niwala bachata tha
main woh uthake khud kha liya
jaise hi main uthne wala tha ki sab behno ne mere plate ek-2 niwala rakh diya
phir hum sabne khana khaya
aur main apne room mein aagaya
tabhi mera phone baja
hello
arvind bol raha hoon
dilip- jee sp sir
sp- tumhe jaan ke khushi hogi ki mla ne jitni bhi ladkiya videsh mein bechi thi
woh sab kal wapas ajayengi
dilip- yeh toh bahut achchi baat hai
sp- ek aur baat mla ki illegal properties ki kimat 14000crore hai
usmein se government ne 10 percent tumhe dene ko kaha hai
dilip- itne paise ka main kya karunga
sp- woh tu jano
tumhe jab bhi apne paise lene ho
mujhe btadena
phone cut
main apne room se bahar aaya aur avantikadi ke room pahuncha
main dheere se gate khola
uske baad jo maine dekha
woh dekhke mera dimaag sunn ho gaya...
