Update 23
dilip- hua yeh ki jab main gate kholke andar dekha
toh avantikadi apne kaan mein headfone lagaye apni gaand peeche kiye hue gol-2 ghuma rahi thi
di bahut tight kapre pehne hue thi
mujhe kuch sujh hi nahi raha tha
thodi der baad avantikadi ne apni gaand ghumana band kar diya
aur avantikadi peeche mud gayi
main hosh mein aaya
avantikadi mere paas aayi
avantika- tu kab aaya
dilip- abhi aap kya kar rahi thi
avantika- kya
dilip- wahi jo abhi aap kar rahi thi
avantika- seedha batana
dilip- abhi aap apni gaand gol-2 kyun ghuma rahi
avantika- chhhii kitni gandi baate karta hai tu
dilip- ismein kya ganda hai
avantika- chup besharam
dilip- main di ko gale laga liya
di ki aah nikal gayi
main apne hont di ke hont pe rakhke kiss karne laga
di bhi mere sath dene lagi
main di ke upari hont chusne laga
di bhi mere nichle hont chusne lagi
ab main di ki jubaan apne munh mein leke chusne laga
di mere peeth sehla rahi thi
maine apni jubaan di ke munh mein daal diya
di meri jubaan apne munh mein bharke chusne lagi
ab hume 10 minute ho gaye the kiss karte hue
meri saans phul rahi thi
di kiss todne ko tayyar hi nahi thi
maine kiss tod diya
aur lambi-2 saans lene laga
di ka bhi yahi haal tha]
ab bataiye aap kya kar rahi thi
avantika- aerobics
dilip- isse kya hota hai
avantika- isse hips shape mein rehta hai
dilip- achcha yeh karne se gaand bada nahi hota
avantika- nahi yeh karne se hips pe charbi jama nahi hoti
dilip- [main phir kiss karne wala tha ki di ne mujhe chapat lagadiya]
avantika- tu har waqt kiss kyun karne lagta hai
dilip- ismein bhi aapki galti hai
avantika- maine kya kiya
dilip- aapne mujhe jabse kiss kiya hai
man karta hai har waqt apko kiss karta rahu
avantika- teri koi girlfreind thi kya
dilip- nahi
avantika- toh phir tu itna achche se kiss kaise kar leta hai
dilip- [ab kya kahu di ne toh bomb phod diya]
woh college mein ek ladki ke sath kiss kiya tha
avantika- sirf kiss ya kuch aur bhi kiya tha
dilip- usko toh sirf kiss kiya tha par aapke sath kuch aur jarur karunga
[main muskura ke kaha]
avantika- achcha main bhi toh dekhu mera babu mere sath kya karta hai
dilip- soch lijiye ek baar shuru kar diya toh rukunga nahi
chahe kuch bhi ho jaye
avantika- agar koi agaya toh
dilip- tab bhi nahi rukunga
avantika- agar bade papa aagaye toh
dilip- kaun bade papa
avantika- vanya ke pitaji tere bade mama aur mere chachaji
dilip-
mujhe ghabraya hua dekhke di mere paas aayi
avantika- sorry babu apni di ko maaf karde
dilip- nahi di aapko sorry bolne ki jarurat nahi hai
mujhe pata hai ki aap majak kar rahi thi
[yeh kehke main di ko kiss kiya aur bahar aagaya]
main time dekha ab college ki chutti ho gaya hogi
main badi naani ka room knock kiya
badi naani ne gate khola]
b naani main bajar jaa raha hoon
aapko kuch mangana hai
b naani- tujhe jane ki kya jarurat hai
kisi naukar ko bolde woh chala jayega
dilip- vinay bhi mere sath jaega bajar
b naani- theek hai par jaldi aajana
dilip- meri pyari badi naani
[yeh kehke main bahar aaya apni bike pe baitha aur reena madam ke gharki taraf chal diya..
thodi der baad main [reenamaidam rm] ke ghar pahuncha
yeh door bell ko bhi aaj hi kharab hona tha
main ghar ke peeche wale hisse mein bike leke gaya
shukar hai khidki khuli thi
main khidki se andar gaya
rm ke ghar mein 2 rooms the
ab main pehle room se bahar nikla aur dusre room ki taraf gaya
dusra room bhi band tha
main ek table liya uspe chadh gaya
jaise hi main andar jhanka andar wahi principle aur rm ki chudai chal rahi thi thi
main mobile nikala aur laga recording karne
10 minute tak chudai program chalta raha
main table se neeche utra
table side mein kiya aur ek kone mein chhip gaya
thodi der baad principle room se bahar nikla aur ghar se bahar chala gaya
rm ne maingate lock kiya aur apne room ke bathroom mein chali gayi
main room mein gaya aur bed pe baith gaya
thodi der baad rm apne jism pe towel lapete hue bathroom se bahar nikli
rm ne jab mujhe dekha toh chaunk gayi
rm- dilip tum yahan kyun aaye ho
dilip- aapse milne aur kya
rm- par kyun
dilip- aapko do option deta hoon
aap principle se peechha chhudana chahti hai
ya use barbaad karna chahti hain
rm- mujhe principle ko barbaad karna hai
dilip- toh theek hai ab meri baat dhyanse suniye
maine rm ko apna plan bataya
rm- agar mujhe kuch hogaya toh mere pati ka kya hoga
dilip- toh phir aap option a chun lijiye
rm- agar main bach bhi gayi toh principle kisi aur ki jindagi barbad kardega
isiliye ab jo hoga dekha jaega
dilip- theek hai kal main 8am aa jaunga aap principle ko 9am bula lena
[yeh kehke main bahar aaya
apni bike uthai aur chal diya market market mein jalebi ki dukaan pe gaya
jalebi pack karwaya aur pahuncha haveli
jaise hi maine andar paon rakha sab ladkiya ek sath hall mein baithi thi
sab behne mujhe dekhke mere paas aagayi
vidya- ismein kya laya hai
dilip- jalebi
aruna- wow jalebi
la mujhe de main plate mein rakhke lati hoon
[arunadi jalebi leke chali gayi]
vanya ne mujhe paani laake diya
main paani piya aur sofe pe baith gaya
avantika- itni garmi mein tujhe bahar jane ki kya jarurat thi
dilip- apne dost ke sath gaya tha
megha- la main tere pair daba deti hoon
dilip- are main bike se gaya tha koi paidal thodi gaya tha
sunita- main bhi pair dabaungi
dilip- aap ka bhi jawab nahi main megha di ko samjhane ki koshish kar raha hoon
[mere bolne ka kuch fayda nahi hua
dono judwa behne mere dono pair dabane lagi]
[main toh sochne laga ki yeh koi sapna toh nahi hai]
arunadi jalebi leke aagayi
dilip- badi naani ko toh bulaiye
vidya- maa chachi aur badi daadi baat kar rahe hain
dilip- bade mama chhote mama abhi tak nahi aaye
vidya- nahi
ab koi sawal nahi
dilip- achcha theek hai
maine sab behne ko jalebi khilaya
mauka dekhke maine ek jalebi apne jeb mein daal liya
aise hi hum sabne jalebi kha liya]
phir hum sab tv dekhne lage
dilip- di main apne room mein ja raha hoon
vidya- hum sab bhi apne room mein jaa rahe hain
dilip- main apne room mein aagaya
timepass karne ke liye main mobile pe game khelne laga
thodi der baad kandhe mein dard hone laga
main aise hi bed pe lait gaya
thodi der baad neend agayi
sapne mein main dekha ki avantikadi mere room mein aayi
aur mujhe kiss karne lagi
main di ko jor se apni baaho mein bheech liya
tabhi avantikadi ne mere gaal pe thappad maar diya
meri ankh khul gayi
maine dekha mere samne gusse mein laal peeli hui vidyadi khadi thi.,....,.,
dilip- di aap yaha kuch kaam tha kya
[vidyadi ne kuch nahi bola]
maine dekha vidyadi ke honto pe lipstick phaili hui hai
main apni ungli apne hont pe lejaake pocha
yeh kya meri ungli pe lipstick laga hua hai
main vidyadi ke paas jaane ke liye apna pair badhaya hi tha
ki mere kandhe mein dard hone laga
main apna kandha pakadke wahi pe baith gaya
vidyadi daudke mere paas aayi
vidya- kya hua babu
dilip- kuch nahi bas kandhe mein dard ho raha hai
mujhe maaf kardijiye maine aapko
vidya- maafi toh mujhe mangni chahiye
maine bina soche tujhe thappad maar diya
tu toh neend mein tha
[vidyadi mujhe sahara deke bed pe le gai aur mera sar apni god mein rakhke baith]
dilip- di aapne sach mein mujhe maaf kar diya
vidya- haa babu
dilip- lekin yeh hua kaise
vidya- main tujhe batane aayi thi k papa ne kaha hai ki tujhe aur vanya ko kal se college jana hai
jaise main tere paas pahunchi tune mujhe gale laga liya aur
dilip- ab aap jao
main aata hoon thodi der mein
vidyadi chali gayi
main apni jeb se jalebi nikaalke almari mein rakhke bathroom gaya
jab main bathroom se bahar aaya toh dekha badi naani bade mama aur doctor bed pe baithe thi]
main badi naani ke paas gaya
b nani- idhar aake baith
[main baith gaya]
dilip- [doctor mujhe check karne laga]
doctor- apni shirt utar do
[maine apni shirt utar diya]
[phir doctor ne mera check up kiya dawai diya upar se bandage bhi lagake chala gaya
b mama bhi chale gaye]
b naani- ab apna khyal rakhna
warna main tujhse baat nahi karungi
[yeh sunke main hansne laga]
dilip- aap aur mujhse baat nahi karengi
b nani mere gale lag gayi
b naani- ab tu aram kar
[phir badi naani bahar chali gayi]
main letne hi wala tha ki vanya gate kholke andar aagayi
vanya- jyada dard hai
dilip- koi dard nahi hai aur tumhari ankhon mein ansu
[vanya mere gale lagke rone lagi]
maine vanya ko rone diya
thodi der baad vanya chup ho gai
vanya- main tumhare liye khana leke aati hoon
[vanya khana leke agayi
aur mujhe apne hath se khilane lagi]
vanya- aur leke aaoon
dilip- nahi ab tum bhi jaake khana khalo
maine 2am ka alarm lagake thodi der baad main so gaya
theek 2 am main utha almari se jalebi nikala
master key jeb mein rakha
aur pahuncha avantikadi ke room pe
mere hath lagte hi gate khul gaya
main andar aaya gate lock kiya
dheere se main avantikadi ke paas pahuncha
di sote hue bahut pyari lagrahi thi
main di ke sath let gaya aur di ki garam saanso ko mehsus karne laga
main apne hont di ki gardan pe rakhke chumne laga
di neend mein hi sisakne lagi
achanak di ki aankh khul gayi
di cheekhne hi wali thi ki main apne hont di ke hont pe rakhke chusne laga
maine kiss tod diya
dilip- meri pyari di
avantika- babu abhi time kya hua hai
dilip- abhi mujhe apko pyar karne ka time hai
avantika- achchha ji kaise
[di uthke baith gayi
dilip-[main jalebi apne munh me laga liya]
avantika- tu yeh sab soch kaise leta hai
[main jalebi di ke honto pe laga diya
di ne muskurake apna munh khola aur jalebi apne munh me leliya
jaise-2 jalebi khatam ho rahi thi waise-2 hamare hont ek dusre ke kareeb aarahe the
shukar hai jalebi khatam hui aur hum ek dusre ke honto ko chusne lage
main di ki peeth sehla raha tha
aur di mere sar mein apni ungli phira rahi thi
jalebi ki mithas kiss karte hue hum dono ke munh mein ghul rahi thi
maine kiss tod diya
aur hanfne laga
di ka bhi yahi haal tha
main phir di ko kiss karne laga
di bhi pure josh ke sath mere honto ko chus rahi thi
main di ki jubaan apne munh mein leke chusne laga
di ke hont chuste hue main di ko kheenchke apni god mein bitha liya
aur pure josh ke sath di ki jubaan chusne laga
ab mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha tha
toh di ki kya halat hogi
maine kiss tod diya
aur hanfne laga
main bed se uth gaya
di mujhe pyaasi nazro se dekh rahi thi
main di ke gaal pe kiss kiya
aur room se bahar nikalke apne room mein aaya
bathroom gaya apni paint utaarke apne lund pe thanda paani daala
phir main almari se nikkar nikaalke pehen liya
bed pe lette hi mujhe neend agayi..,.,.'
toh avantikadi apne kaan mein headfone lagaye apni gaand peeche kiye hue gol-2 ghuma rahi thi
di bahut tight kapre pehne hue thi
mujhe kuch sujh hi nahi raha tha
thodi der baad avantikadi ne apni gaand ghumana band kar diya
aur avantikadi peeche mud gayi
main hosh mein aaya
avantikadi mere paas aayi
avantika- tu kab aaya
dilip- abhi aap kya kar rahi thi
avantika- kya
dilip- wahi jo abhi aap kar rahi thi
avantika- seedha batana
dilip- abhi aap apni gaand gol-2 kyun ghuma rahi
avantika- chhhii kitni gandi baate karta hai tu
dilip- ismein kya ganda hai
avantika- chup besharam
dilip- main di ko gale laga liya
di ki aah nikal gayi
main apne hont di ke hont pe rakhke kiss karne laga
di bhi mere sath dene lagi
main di ke upari hont chusne laga
di bhi mere nichle hont chusne lagi
ab main di ki jubaan apne munh mein leke chusne laga
di mere peeth sehla rahi thi
maine apni jubaan di ke munh mein daal diya
di meri jubaan apne munh mein bharke chusne lagi
ab hume 10 minute ho gaye the kiss karte hue
meri saans phul rahi thi
di kiss todne ko tayyar hi nahi thi
maine kiss tod diya
aur lambi-2 saans lene laga
di ka bhi yahi haal tha]
ab bataiye aap kya kar rahi thi
avantika- aerobics
dilip- isse kya hota hai
avantika- isse hips shape mein rehta hai
dilip- achcha yeh karne se gaand bada nahi hota
avantika- nahi yeh karne se hips pe charbi jama nahi hoti
dilip- [main phir kiss karne wala tha ki di ne mujhe chapat lagadiya]
avantika- tu har waqt kiss kyun karne lagta hai
dilip- ismein bhi aapki galti hai
avantika- maine kya kiya
dilip- aapne mujhe jabse kiss kiya hai
man karta hai har waqt apko kiss karta rahu
avantika- teri koi girlfreind thi kya
dilip- nahi
avantika- toh phir tu itna achche se kiss kaise kar leta hai
dilip- [ab kya kahu di ne toh bomb phod diya]
woh college mein ek ladki ke sath kiss kiya tha
avantika- sirf kiss ya kuch aur bhi kiya tha
dilip- usko toh sirf kiss kiya tha par aapke sath kuch aur jarur karunga
[main muskura ke kaha]
avantika- achcha main bhi toh dekhu mera babu mere sath kya karta hai
dilip- soch lijiye ek baar shuru kar diya toh rukunga nahi
chahe kuch bhi ho jaye
avantika- agar koi agaya toh
dilip- tab bhi nahi rukunga
avantika- agar bade papa aagaye toh
dilip- kaun bade papa
avantika- vanya ke pitaji tere bade mama aur mere chachaji
dilip-
mujhe ghabraya hua dekhke di mere paas aayi
avantika- sorry babu apni di ko maaf karde
dilip- nahi di aapko sorry bolne ki jarurat nahi hai
mujhe pata hai ki aap majak kar rahi thi
[yeh kehke main di ko kiss kiya aur bahar aagaya]
main time dekha ab college ki chutti ho gaya hogi
main badi naani ka room knock kiya
badi naani ne gate khola]
b naani main bajar jaa raha hoon
aapko kuch mangana hai
b naani- tujhe jane ki kya jarurat hai
kisi naukar ko bolde woh chala jayega
dilip- vinay bhi mere sath jaega bajar
b naani- theek hai par jaldi aajana
dilip- meri pyari badi naani
[yeh kehke main bahar aaya apni bike pe baitha aur reena madam ke gharki taraf chal diya..
thodi der baad main [reenamaidam rm] ke ghar pahuncha
yeh door bell ko bhi aaj hi kharab hona tha
main ghar ke peeche wale hisse mein bike leke gaya
shukar hai khidki khuli thi
main khidki se andar gaya
rm ke ghar mein 2 rooms the
ab main pehle room se bahar nikla aur dusre room ki taraf gaya
dusra room bhi band tha
main ek table liya uspe chadh gaya
jaise hi main andar jhanka andar wahi principle aur rm ki chudai chal rahi thi thi
main mobile nikala aur laga recording karne
10 minute tak chudai program chalta raha
main table se neeche utra
table side mein kiya aur ek kone mein chhip gaya
thodi der baad principle room se bahar nikla aur ghar se bahar chala gaya
rm ne maingate lock kiya aur apne room ke bathroom mein chali gayi
main room mein gaya aur bed pe baith gaya
thodi der baad rm apne jism pe towel lapete hue bathroom se bahar nikli
rm ne jab mujhe dekha toh chaunk gayi
rm- dilip tum yahan kyun aaye ho
dilip- aapse milne aur kya
rm- par kyun
dilip- aapko do option deta hoon
aap principle se peechha chhudana chahti hai
ya use barbaad karna chahti hain
rm- mujhe principle ko barbaad karna hai
dilip- toh theek hai ab meri baat dhyanse suniye
maine rm ko apna plan bataya
rm- agar mujhe kuch hogaya toh mere pati ka kya hoga
dilip- toh phir aap option a chun lijiye
rm- agar main bach bhi gayi toh principle kisi aur ki jindagi barbad kardega
isiliye ab jo hoga dekha jaega
dilip- theek hai kal main 8am aa jaunga aap principle ko 9am bula lena
[yeh kehke main bahar aaya
apni bike uthai aur chal diya market market mein jalebi ki dukaan pe gaya
jalebi pack karwaya aur pahuncha haveli
jaise hi maine andar paon rakha sab ladkiya ek sath hall mein baithi thi
sab behne mujhe dekhke mere paas aagayi
vidya- ismein kya laya hai
dilip- jalebi
aruna- wow jalebi
la mujhe de main plate mein rakhke lati hoon
[arunadi jalebi leke chali gayi]
vanya ne mujhe paani laake diya
main paani piya aur sofe pe baith gaya
avantika- itni garmi mein tujhe bahar jane ki kya jarurat thi
dilip- apne dost ke sath gaya tha
megha- la main tere pair daba deti hoon
dilip- are main bike se gaya tha koi paidal thodi gaya tha
sunita- main bhi pair dabaungi
dilip- aap ka bhi jawab nahi main megha di ko samjhane ki koshish kar raha hoon
[mere bolne ka kuch fayda nahi hua
dono judwa behne mere dono pair dabane lagi]
[main toh sochne laga ki yeh koi sapna toh nahi hai]
arunadi jalebi leke aagayi
dilip- badi naani ko toh bulaiye
vidya- maa chachi aur badi daadi baat kar rahe hain
dilip- bade mama chhote mama abhi tak nahi aaye
vidya- nahi
ab koi sawal nahi
dilip- achcha theek hai
maine sab behne ko jalebi khilaya
mauka dekhke maine ek jalebi apne jeb mein daal liya
aise hi hum sabne jalebi kha liya]
phir hum sab tv dekhne lage
dilip- di main apne room mein ja raha hoon
vidya- hum sab bhi apne room mein jaa rahe hain
dilip- main apne room mein aagaya
timepass karne ke liye main mobile pe game khelne laga
thodi der baad kandhe mein dard hone laga
main aise hi bed pe lait gaya
thodi der baad neend agayi
sapne mein main dekha ki avantikadi mere room mein aayi
aur mujhe kiss karne lagi
main di ko jor se apni baaho mein bheech liya
tabhi avantikadi ne mere gaal pe thappad maar diya
meri ankh khul gayi
maine dekha mere samne gusse mein laal peeli hui vidyadi khadi thi.,....,.,
dilip- di aap yaha kuch kaam tha kya
[vidyadi ne kuch nahi bola]
maine dekha vidyadi ke honto pe lipstick phaili hui hai
main apni ungli apne hont pe lejaake pocha
yeh kya meri ungli pe lipstick laga hua hai
main vidyadi ke paas jaane ke liye apna pair badhaya hi tha
ki mere kandhe mein dard hone laga
main apna kandha pakadke wahi pe baith gaya
vidyadi daudke mere paas aayi
vidya- kya hua babu
dilip- kuch nahi bas kandhe mein dard ho raha hai
mujhe maaf kardijiye maine aapko
vidya- maafi toh mujhe mangni chahiye
maine bina soche tujhe thappad maar diya
tu toh neend mein tha
[vidyadi mujhe sahara deke bed pe le gai aur mera sar apni god mein rakhke baith]
dilip- di aapne sach mein mujhe maaf kar diya
vidya- haa babu
dilip- lekin yeh hua kaise
vidya- main tujhe batane aayi thi k papa ne kaha hai ki tujhe aur vanya ko kal se college jana hai
jaise main tere paas pahunchi tune mujhe gale laga liya aur
dilip- ab aap jao
main aata hoon thodi der mein
vidyadi chali gayi
main apni jeb se jalebi nikaalke almari mein rakhke bathroom gaya
jab main bathroom se bahar aaya toh dekha badi naani bade mama aur doctor bed pe baithe thi]
main badi naani ke paas gaya
b nani- idhar aake baith
[main baith gaya]
dilip- [doctor mujhe check karne laga]
doctor- apni shirt utar do
[maine apni shirt utar diya]
[phir doctor ne mera check up kiya dawai diya upar se bandage bhi lagake chala gaya
b mama bhi chale gaye]
b naani- ab apna khyal rakhna
warna main tujhse baat nahi karungi
[yeh sunke main hansne laga]
dilip- aap aur mujhse baat nahi karengi
b nani mere gale lag gayi
b naani- ab tu aram kar
[phir badi naani bahar chali gayi]
main letne hi wala tha ki vanya gate kholke andar aagayi
vanya- jyada dard hai
dilip- koi dard nahi hai aur tumhari ankhon mein ansu
[vanya mere gale lagke rone lagi]
maine vanya ko rone diya
thodi der baad vanya chup ho gai
vanya- main tumhare liye khana leke aati hoon
[vanya khana leke agayi
aur mujhe apne hath se khilane lagi]
vanya- aur leke aaoon
dilip- nahi ab tum bhi jaake khana khalo
maine 2am ka alarm lagake thodi der baad main so gaya
theek 2 am main utha almari se jalebi nikala
master key jeb mein rakha
aur pahuncha avantikadi ke room pe
mere hath lagte hi gate khul gaya
main andar aaya gate lock kiya
dheere se main avantikadi ke paas pahuncha
di sote hue bahut pyari lagrahi thi
main di ke sath let gaya aur di ki garam saanso ko mehsus karne laga
main apne hont di ki gardan pe rakhke chumne laga
di neend mein hi sisakne lagi
achanak di ki aankh khul gayi
di cheekhne hi wali thi ki main apne hont di ke hont pe rakhke chusne laga
maine kiss tod diya
dilip- meri pyari di
avantika- babu abhi time kya hua hai
dilip- abhi mujhe apko pyar karne ka time hai
avantika- achchha ji kaise
[di uthke baith gayi
dilip-[main jalebi apne munh me laga liya]
avantika- tu yeh sab soch kaise leta hai
[main jalebi di ke honto pe laga diya
di ne muskurake apna munh khola aur jalebi apne munh me leliya
jaise-2 jalebi khatam ho rahi thi waise-2 hamare hont ek dusre ke kareeb aarahe the
shukar hai jalebi khatam hui aur hum ek dusre ke honto ko chusne lage
main di ki peeth sehla raha tha
aur di mere sar mein apni ungli phira rahi thi
jalebi ki mithas kiss karte hue hum dono ke munh mein ghul rahi thi
maine kiss tod diya
aur hanfne laga
di ka bhi yahi haal tha
main phir di ko kiss karne laga
di bhi pure josh ke sath mere honto ko chus rahi thi
main di ki jubaan apne munh mein leke chusne laga
di ke hont chuste hue main di ko kheenchke apni god mein bitha liya
aur pure josh ke sath di ki jubaan chusne laga
ab mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha tha
toh di ki kya halat hogi
maine kiss tod diya
aur hanfne laga
main bed se uth gaya
di mujhe pyaasi nazro se dekh rahi thi
main di ke gaal pe kiss kiya
aur room se bahar nikalke apne room mein aaya
bathroom gaya apni paint utaarke apne lund pe thanda paani daala
phir main almari se nikkar nikaalke pehen liya
bed pe lette hi mujhe neend agayi..,.,.'
