Update 26
dilip- main toh kuch soch hi nahi paa raha tha
tabhi mujhe b naani ki baat yaad aayi
jab pyar karne ko mil raha ho
toh pyar karlena chahiye
main apne hont vidyadi ke gulabi hont pe rakhke chusne laga
kabhi main di ke upari hont ko chusta kabhi neechli hont ko
di bhi ankhein band kiye
mere honto ko chus rahi thi
thodi der baad maine kiss tod diya
main di ki dono ankho ko chum liya
di ne dheere se apni aankhe khol di
aur mujhe dekhne lagi
main di ko apni god mein leke baith gaya
dilip- di aapne mujhe roka kyun nahi
vidya- tune mere sath kya kiya
dilip- pyar
vidya- dekha tune hi kaha ki tu mujhe pyar kar raha tha
phir main apne babu ko kyun roku
dilip- iska matlab aap mujhpe gussa nahi hain
vidya- nahi
dilip- lekin yeh sab hua kaise
vidya- main tere room mein aayi
maine dekha ki tu baithke gate ki taraf apni baahe phailaye hua hai
main samjhi ki tu mujhe gale lagana chahta hai
main jaise hi tere gale lagi tune mujhe kiss karna shuru kar diya
aaj tak mujhe kisi ne bhi kiss nahi kiya tha
tu pehla ladka hai jisne mujhe kiss kiya
pehli baar tune mujhe kiss kiya toh apne aap ko sambhalte hue maine tujhe thappad maar diya
lekin abhi tune mujhe kiss kiya toh aisa feel hua ki tere kiss mein sirf aur sirf pyar hai
dilip- bas itna hi
vidya- babu ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna
ek ladki sirf yahi chahti hai ki jab use koi pehli baar pyar kare
toh woh pyar itna pyara ho ki usi pyar ke sahare woh poori jindagi guzar de
dilip- di kahi mujhe kiss karne ki bimari toh nahi ho gayi
vidya- babu tera kiss toh anmol hai
dilip- achchha
main muskura ke kaha
tabhi mere sar mein dard hone laga
di sar mein dard ho raha hai
di ne mujhe leta diya
phir main so gaya
jab main utha toh vanya sofe pe baithi hui thi
maine dekha raat ke 9 baje hain
vanya ne phir mujhe apne hath se khana khilaya
maine koshish ki vanya se baat karne ki par woh nahi maani
vanya chali gayi
thodi der baad badi nani mere liye haldi wala doodh leke agayi
badi naani ne mujhe dawai khilaya
phir main doodh peeke so gaya
jab se maine hosh sambhala hai
tabse maine ek baat gaur ki hai
raat ko mere room mein koi nahi rehta hai
par ab mujhe bhi dar lagta hai ki koi mere room mein raat ko ruka
toh kahi main uske sath kuch ulta seedha na kar du
raat koi mujhe hilane laga
main ankh kholke dekha toh yeh avantika di thi
main uthke baith gaya
avantika- babu ab tabiyat kaisi hai
dilip- theek hai di
avantika- tujhse ek baat kehni thi
dilip- jee kahiye
avantika- main keh rahi thi
ki jab tak tu poori tarah se theek nahi ho jata
tab tak hum pyar nahi karte hain
dilip- kya aap mujhse naraz hain
avantika- nahi babu doctor ne hume bola hai ki jab tak tu theek nahi ho jata tab tak tujhe aram karna chahiye
dilip- pyar karne se mujhe kya hoga
avantika di ne mujhe apni kasam de di
main kuch nahi bola
1 hafta aise hi beet gaya
is 1 hafte mein main apne room mein hi raha
subah ka nashta main khud kha leta
dopehar ka khana mujhe meri behne milke khilati
aur raat ka khana toh vanya mujhe apne hath se khilati thi
ab mujhe vkd ke baare mein sochna tha
principle ka kaam exam ke baad chhuttiyo mein tamam karunga..,.
monday subah main utha
nahaya dhoya tayyar hua
kitab sab apne bag mein rakkha
aur neeche hall mein gaya
b mama aur c mama dinning table pe baithe the
main bhi jaake baith gaya
b mama- dilip kal subah se tum lakhan ke sath akhade mein jaoge
dilip- jee
b nani mere liye nashta leke aagayi
main nashta kiya
vanya kahan hai
b nani- woh toh chali gayi college
phir main bahar aaya aur paidal hi chal diya college
10 minute lag gaya college pahunchne mein
main apne cr pahuncha aur apni bench pe jaake baith gaya
sab students mujhe ghurne lage
mere sath mein ek ladka baitha tha
ravi yeh sab mujhe kyun ghur rahe hain
ravi- 2 hafte se jyada ho gaya tum college hi nahi aaye
dilip- toh ismein ghurne wali kaunsi baat hai
ravi- agle mahine se final exams hain
dilip- kya par exams toh 2 mahine baad hone wala tha na
ravi- woh mujhe nahi pata
ravi- tujhe agar mere notes chahiye toh le lena
dilip- apni handwriting dekh aisa lagta hai ki kisi danav ne likhne ki koshish ki ho
phir teacher aagaye padhake chale bhi gaye
kuch dimaag mein nahi ghusa
ek ladki mere paas aayi
deepa- dilip tumhe notes chahiye toh mujhse le lena
dilip- 17 dino ke notes chahiye
deepti- kal subah de dungi
dilip- phir tumhari padhai ka kya hoga
deepti- are buddhu market jaake mere notes ki copy karwa lena
dilip- theek hai
ravi- bhai kuch jada hi kareebi nahi ho rahi hai
dilip- tu bahut janta hai use
ravi- bahut chalu ladki hai
kitne ladko ka le chuki hai
dilip- phir bhi pichchle saal 3rd aayi thi
ravi- yahi toh mujhe samajh nahi aata
dilip- mujhe kya hai mujhe sirf uske notes se matlab hai
phir teachers aate gaye padhate gaye
main baitha raha
thodi der baad ek ladka aake bola principle ne bulaya hai
main gaya principle office
main jaise hi gate khola
rm kursi pe baithi thi
reena madam aap
rm- haa
asha devi ne mujhe ab college ka principle bana diya hai
dilip- yeh toh aapke liye bahut achchha hua
main baith gaya
rm- dilip tumne meri madad kyun ki
dilip- man kiya toh kar diya
rm- matlab tumhe mujhse kuch nahi chahiye
dilip- kuch nahi chahiye
rm- par main tumhe kuch dena chahti hoon
dilip- kya
rm- wahi jo pp meri majburi ka fayda uthake bhi na pa saka
dilip- main kuch samjha nahi
rm ne mujhe ek letter diya
rm- yeh yaha se jane ke baad padhna
dilip- main woh letter apni pant ki jeb mein rakkha aur cr mein aagaya
thodi der baad chhutti hogayi
main college se talab ki taraf chal diya
thodi der baad main talab pe pahuncha
main apni jeb se letter nikala
letter
pyare dilip
meri majburi ka fayda uthake pp ne meri izzat loot li
main apne pati se bahut pyar karti hoon
tumne pp se na meri izzat bachai hai
aur na hi tumne meri jaan bachai hai
tumne meri aur mere pati ki jindagi bachai hai
mera bas chalta toh main tumhare liye apna sab kuch kurbaan kar deti
par main kisi ki biwi hoon
tum yeh mat samajhna ki main tumhe galat samajh rahi hoon
lekin tum meri jindagi ka ek din mujhse kabhi bhi maang sakte ho
main yeh isliye nahi keh rahi hoon ki tumne meri madad ki hai
maine jisse pyar kiya
usi se maine shaadi ki
jis din tum mere ghar aaye us din se aaj tak main tumhare baare mein hi sochti hoon
tum aisa samajh sakte ho ki main khud tumse pyar karna chahti hoon
agar main shaadi shuda nahi hoti
toh main khud tumse kehti ki tu mujhe pyar karo
ummid hai ki tum meri baat samjhoge
aur mujhse gussa nahi hoge
dilip- main woh letter phaadke talab mein phenk diya
thodi der baad main ghar pahuncha.,..,..
ghar pahunchke main apne room mein gaya
aur bed pe letke sochne laga
kya mujhe rm ko pyar karna chahiye
kya karu main
agar maine rm ko pyar kar bhi liya toh mere dil mein yeh baat hamesha rahegi ki maine rm ki madad ki uske badle rm ne mujhe pyar karne ko kaha
main yeh soch raha tha ki badi naani gate kholke andar aagayi
b nani- kya hua mere bete ko
dilip- kuch nahi bas soch raha tha
ki agle mahine se final exams hai
b nani- ismein itna kyun soch raha hai
achche se padhai kar
ek kaam kyun nahi karta
tu aur vanya ek sath padhai kar
dilip- theek hai
phir b naani chali gayi
main apne room se bahar aaya
aur avantikadi ke room mein gaya
avantikadi mobile pe kuch kar rahi thi
mujhe dekhte hi di ne mobile band kar diya
avantika- babu tu college se kab aaya
dilip- thodi der pehle
main bed pe baith gaya
di ab toh main theek ho gaya hoon
ab main apko pyar karu
avantika- mere mana karne pe tu mujhe pyar nahi karega
main di ko kheenchke apni god mein bitha liya
aur di ke hont chusne laga
10 minute baad maine kiss tod diya
phir main di ki gardan pe apne hont rakhke chumne laga
di aaj raat aap aaogi mere room mein
avantika- kyun
dilip- aaj raat main apko pura pyaar karna chahta hoon
avantika- kisi ko pata chal gaya toh
dilip- aap bataengi
avantika- nahi
dilip- main bhi nahi bataunga kisi ko
main phir avantikadi ko kiss kiya aur bahar aagaya
phir main vanya ke room pe gaya
maine gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate khola
mujhe dekhke gate band karne lagi ki main jaldi se andar chala gaya
vanya- tum jao yaha se
dilip- mujhe tumse baat karni hai
vanya- mujhe nahi karni
dilip- toh tum mujhse baat nahi karogi
vanya- nahi
dilip- theek main chhat pe ja raha hoon
10 minute mein agar tum chhat pe nahi aayi
toh main chhat se kud jaunga
yeh kehke main chhat pe aagaya
ek toh mujhe samajh nahi aaraha tha
ki vanya mujhse gussa kyun hai
upar se baat karne ko tayyar nahi thi
5 minute ho gaya tha
tabhi vanya mujhe seedhiyo pe dikhi
main jaldi se chhat ke side mein aagaya
vanya daudte hue mere paas aayi
aur mujhe thappad maarne lagi
main thappad khata gaya
1 nahi 2 nahi kam se 15 thappad maarne ke baad vanya mere gale lagke rone lagi
main vanya ko rone diya
thodi der baad main vanya ko alag kiya
ab bhi naraz ho toh aur maar lo
main vanya ke ansu pochte hue kaha
vanya mere gaalo ko sehlane lagi
vanya- bahut dard ho raha hai
dilip- nahi
par tum mujhse baat kyun nahi kar rahi thi
vanya- tum nahi samjhoge
dilip- bataogi toh samjhunga na
vanya- bola na tum nahi samjhoge
dilip- achcha baba nahi puchta hoon
lekin tum aaj college kyun nahi aayi
vanya- aayi thi main college
dilip- lekin mujhe kyun nahi dikhi
vanya- tum bhool gaye kya 10th ke liye 2 classroom hai
ek mein sirf girls padhti hain aur ek mein boys and girls dono
dilip- samajh gaya
achchha suno exams agle mahine se hai
toh kyun na hum ek sath padhai kare
isse humne jo padhai nahi ki hai
uski bharpai ho jaegi
vanya- theek hai
dilip- phir hum dono neeche gaye
main b naani ko kaha ki main sheher jaake aata hoon
b nani nahi mani
kisi taraha main b nani ko manaya
main apni bike chala diya
kuch der baad main sheher pahuncha
sabse pehle main dawai ki dukaan pe gaya
ek dukaan se condom kharida
dusri dukaan se painkiller aur tube
aur teesri dukaan se pregnency rokne ki dawai
yeh sab leke main jalebi pack karwa liya
aur chal diya ghar.,..,.'...
tabhi mujhe b naani ki baat yaad aayi
jab pyar karne ko mil raha ho
toh pyar karlena chahiye
main apne hont vidyadi ke gulabi hont pe rakhke chusne laga
kabhi main di ke upari hont ko chusta kabhi neechli hont ko
di bhi ankhein band kiye
mere honto ko chus rahi thi
thodi der baad maine kiss tod diya
main di ki dono ankho ko chum liya
di ne dheere se apni aankhe khol di
aur mujhe dekhne lagi
main di ko apni god mein leke baith gaya
dilip- di aapne mujhe roka kyun nahi
vidya- tune mere sath kya kiya
dilip- pyar
vidya- dekha tune hi kaha ki tu mujhe pyar kar raha tha
phir main apne babu ko kyun roku
dilip- iska matlab aap mujhpe gussa nahi hain
vidya- nahi
dilip- lekin yeh sab hua kaise
vidya- main tere room mein aayi
maine dekha ki tu baithke gate ki taraf apni baahe phailaye hua hai
main samjhi ki tu mujhe gale lagana chahta hai
main jaise hi tere gale lagi tune mujhe kiss karna shuru kar diya
aaj tak mujhe kisi ne bhi kiss nahi kiya tha
tu pehla ladka hai jisne mujhe kiss kiya
pehli baar tune mujhe kiss kiya toh apne aap ko sambhalte hue maine tujhe thappad maar diya
lekin abhi tune mujhe kiss kiya toh aisa feel hua ki tere kiss mein sirf aur sirf pyar hai
dilip- bas itna hi
vidya- babu ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna
ek ladki sirf yahi chahti hai ki jab use koi pehli baar pyar kare
toh woh pyar itna pyara ho ki usi pyar ke sahare woh poori jindagi guzar de
dilip- di kahi mujhe kiss karne ki bimari toh nahi ho gayi
vidya- babu tera kiss toh anmol hai
dilip- achchha
main muskura ke kaha
tabhi mere sar mein dard hone laga
di sar mein dard ho raha hai
di ne mujhe leta diya
phir main so gaya
jab main utha toh vanya sofe pe baithi hui thi
maine dekha raat ke 9 baje hain
vanya ne phir mujhe apne hath se khana khilaya
maine koshish ki vanya se baat karne ki par woh nahi maani
vanya chali gayi
thodi der baad badi nani mere liye haldi wala doodh leke agayi
badi naani ne mujhe dawai khilaya
phir main doodh peeke so gaya
jab se maine hosh sambhala hai
tabse maine ek baat gaur ki hai
raat ko mere room mein koi nahi rehta hai
par ab mujhe bhi dar lagta hai ki koi mere room mein raat ko ruka
toh kahi main uske sath kuch ulta seedha na kar du
raat koi mujhe hilane laga
main ankh kholke dekha toh yeh avantika di thi
main uthke baith gaya
avantika- babu ab tabiyat kaisi hai
dilip- theek hai di
avantika- tujhse ek baat kehni thi
dilip- jee kahiye
avantika- main keh rahi thi
ki jab tak tu poori tarah se theek nahi ho jata
tab tak hum pyar nahi karte hain
dilip- kya aap mujhse naraz hain
avantika- nahi babu doctor ne hume bola hai ki jab tak tu theek nahi ho jata tab tak tujhe aram karna chahiye
dilip- pyar karne se mujhe kya hoga
avantika di ne mujhe apni kasam de di
main kuch nahi bola
1 hafta aise hi beet gaya
is 1 hafte mein main apne room mein hi raha
subah ka nashta main khud kha leta
dopehar ka khana mujhe meri behne milke khilati
aur raat ka khana toh vanya mujhe apne hath se khilati thi
ab mujhe vkd ke baare mein sochna tha
principle ka kaam exam ke baad chhuttiyo mein tamam karunga..,.
monday subah main utha
nahaya dhoya tayyar hua
kitab sab apne bag mein rakkha
aur neeche hall mein gaya
b mama aur c mama dinning table pe baithe the
main bhi jaake baith gaya
b mama- dilip kal subah se tum lakhan ke sath akhade mein jaoge
dilip- jee
b nani mere liye nashta leke aagayi
main nashta kiya
vanya kahan hai
b nani- woh toh chali gayi college
phir main bahar aaya aur paidal hi chal diya college
10 minute lag gaya college pahunchne mein
main apne cr pahuncha aur apni bench pe jaake baith gaya
sab students mujhe ghurne lage
mere sath mein ek ladka baitha tha
ravi yeh sab mujhe kyun ghur rahe hain
ravi- 2 hafte se jyada ho gaya tum college hi nahi aaye
dilip- toh ismein ghurne wali kaunsi baat hai
ravi- agle mahine se final exams hain
dilip- kya par exams toh 2 mahine baad hone wala tha na
ravi- woh mujhe nahi pata
ravi- tujhe agar mere notes chahiye toh le lena
dilip- apni handwriting dekh aisa lagta hai ki kisi danav ne likhne ki koshish ki ho
phir teacher aagaye padhake chale bhi gaye
kuch dimaag mein nahi ghusa
ek ladki mere paas aayi
deepa- dilip tumhe notes chahiye toh mujhse le lena
dilip- 17 dino ke notes chahiye
deepti- kal subah de dungi
dilip- phir tumhari padhai ka kya hoga
deepti- are buddhu market jaake mere notes ki copy karwa lena
dilip- theek hai
ravi- bhai kuch jada hi kareebi nahi ho rahi hai
dilip- tu bahut janta hai use
ravi- bahut chalu ladki hai
kitne ladko ka le chuki hai
dilip- phir bhi pichchle saal 3rd aayi thi
ravi- yahi toh mujhe samajh nahi aata
dilip- mujhe kya hai mujhe sirf uske notes se matlab hai
phir teachers aate gaye padhate gaye
main baitha raha
thodi der baad ek ladka aake bola principle ne bulaya hai
main gaya principle office
main jaise hi gate khola
rm kursi pe baithi thi
reena madam aap
rm- haa
asha devi ne mujhe ab college ka principle bana diya hai
dilip- yeh toh aapke liye bahut achchha hua
main baith gaya
rm- dilip tumne meri madad kyun ki
dilip- man kiya toh kar diya
rm- matlab tumhe mujhse kuch nahi chahiye
dilip- kuch nahi chahiye
rm- par main tumhe kuch dena chahti hoon
dilip- kya
rm- wahi jo pp meri majburi ka fayda uthake bhi na pa saka
dilip- main kuch samjha nahi
rm ne mujhe ek letter diya
rm- yeh yaha se jane ke baad padhna
dilip- main woh letter apni pant ki jeb mein rakkha aur cr mein aagaya
thodi der baad chhutti hogayi
main college se talab ki taraf chal diya
thodi der baad main talab pe pahuncha
main apni jeb se letter nikala
letter
pyare dilip
meri majburi ka fayda uthake pp ne meri izzat loot li
main apne pati se bahut pyar karti hoon
tumne pp se na meri izzat bachai hai
aur na hi tumne meri jaan bachai hai
tumne meri aur mere pati ki jindagi bachai hai
mera bas chalta toh main tumhare liye apna sab kuch kurbaan kar deti
par main kisi ki biwi hoon
tum yeh mat samajhna ki main tumhe galat samajh rahi hoon
lekin tum meri jindagi ka ek din mujhse kabhi bhi maang sakte ho
main yeh isliye nahi keh rahi hoon ki tumne meri madad ki hai
maine jisse pyar kiya
usi se maine shaadi ki
jis din tum mere ghar aaye us din se aaj tak main tumhare baare mein hi sochti hoon
tum aisa samajh sakte ho ki main khud tumse pyar karna chahti hoon
agar main shaadi shuda nahi hoti
toh main khud tumse kehti ki tu mujhe pyar karo
ummid hai ki tum meri baat samjhoge
aur mujhse gussa nahi hoge
dilip- main woh letter phaadke talab mein phenk diya
thodi der baad main ghar pahuncha.,..,..
ghar pahunchke main apne room mein gaya
aur bed pe letke sochne laga
kya mujhe rm ko pyar karna chahiye
kya karu main
agar maine rm ko pyar kar bhi liya toh mere dil mein yeh baat hamesha rahegi ki maine rm ki madad ki uske badle rm ne mujhe pyar karne ko kaha
main yeh soch raha tha ki badi naani gate kholke andar aagayi
b nani- kya hua mere bete ko
dilip- kuch nahi bas soch raha tha
ki agle mahine se final exams hai
b nani- ismein itna kyun soch raha hai
achche se padhai kar
ek kaam kyun nahi karta
tu aur vanya ek sath padhai kar
dilip- theek hai
phir b naani chali gayi
main apne room se bahar aaya
aur avantikadi ke room mein gaya
avantikadi mobile pe kuch kar rahi thi
mujhe dekhte hi di ne mobile band kar diya
avantika- babu tu college se kab aaya
dilip- thodi der pehle
main bed pe baith gaya
di ab toh main theek ho gaya hoon
ab main apko pyar karu
avantika- mere mana karne pe tu mujhe pyar nahi karega
main di ko kheenchke apni god mein bitha liya
aur di ke hont chusne laga
10 minute baad maine kiss tod diya
phir main di ki gardan pe apne hont rakhke chumne laga
di aaj raat aap aaogi mere room mein
avantika- kyun
dilip- aaj raat main apko pura pyaar karna chahta hoon
avantika- kisi ko pata chal gaya toh
dilip- aap bataengi
avantika- nahi
dilip- main bhi nahi bataunga kisi ko
main phir avantikadi ko kiss kiya aur bahar aagaya
phir main vanya ke room pe gaya
maine gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate khola
mujhe dekhke gate band karne lagi ki main jaldi se andar chala gaya
vanya- tum jao yaha se
dilip- mujhe tumse baat karni hai
vanya- mujhe nahi karni
dilip- toh tum mujhse baat nahi karogi
vanya- nahi
dilip- theek main chhat pe ja raha hoon
10 minute mein agar tum chhat pe nahi aayi
toh main chhat se kud jaunga
yeh kehke main chhat pe aagaya
ek toh mujhe samajh nahi aaraha tha
ki vanya mujhse gussa kyun hai
upar se baat karne ko tayyar nahi thi
5 minute ho gaya tha
tabhi vanya mujhe seedhiyo pe dikhi
main jaldi se chhat ke side mein aagaya
vanya daudte hue mere paas aayi
aur mujhe thappad maarne lagi
main thappad khata gaya
1 nahi 2 nahi kam se 15 thappad maarne ke baad vanya mere gale lagke rone lagi
main vanya ko rone diya
thodi der baad main vanya ko alag kiya
ab bhi naraz ho toh aur maar lo
main vanya ke ansu pochte hue kaha
vanya mere gaalo ko sehlane lagi
vanya- bahut dard ho raha hai
dilip- nahi
par tum mujhse baat kyun nahi kar rahi thi
vanya- tum nahi samjhoge
dilip- bataogi toh samjhunga na
vanya- bola na tum nahi samjhoge
dilip- achcha baba nahi puchta hoon
lekin tum aaj college kyun nahi aayi
vanya- aayi thi main college
dilip- lekin mujhe kyun nahi dikhi
vanya- tum bhool gaye kya 10th ke liye 2 classroom hai
ek mein sirf girls padhti hain aur ek mein boys and girls dono
dilip- samajh gaya
achchha suno exams agle mahine se hai
toh kyun na hum ek sath padhai kare
isse humne jo padhai nahi ki hai
uski bharpai ho jaegi
vanya- theek hai
dilip- phir hum dono neeche gaye
main b naani ko kaha ki main sheher jaake aata hoon
b nani nahi mani
kisi taraha main b nani ko manaya
main apni bike chala diya
kuch der baad main sheher pahuncha
sabse pehle main dawai ki dukaan pe gaya
ek dukaan se condom kharida
dusri dukaan se painkiller aur tube
aur teesri dukaan se pregnency rokne ki dawai
yeh sab leke main jalebi pack karwa liya
aur chal diya ghar.,..,.'...
