Update 28
dilip- 10 minute tak main aise hi leta raha
main time dekha toh hamari chudai 30 minute tak chali
ab mera lund murjha gaya tha
lekin di ki choot mein hi tha
main dheere se apna lund di ki choot se nikaal liya
jab meri nazar bed pe padi
toh pura bed pe khoon phaila hua tha
jo di ki virgin choot se nikla tha
dilip- avni
avantika- yeh tu kise avni keh raha hai
dilip- aaj se main apko akele mein avni kahunga
avantika- theek hai babu
dilip- main avni ko apni god mein utha liya
aur bathroom le gaya
avni ko apne god mein hi uthaye shower on kar diya
pani toh pehle hi garam ho chuka tha
phir khudko aur avni ko achche se saaf kiya
avni ki choot double roti jaisi phul gayi thi
dilip- aap garam paani se achche se sekai karlo
tab tak main room mein hoon
main room mein aya bedsheet change kiya
sab saman set kiya
phir main avni ko uthake bed pe leta diya
main abhi tak nanga hi tha
drawer mein se painkiller pregnecy waili goli aur tube teeno leke bed pe baith gaya
pehle main avni ko dono tablet khilaya
phir tube mein se thoda sa cream apne hath mein liya
aur avni ki choot pe jaise hi lagaya avni ki aah nikal gayi
avantika- bahut dard ho raha hai babu
tabhi avni mere lund ko dekhne lagi
dilip- kya hua
avantika- yeh kya hai
[jab bhi yeh sunta hoon
khoon kahul jata hai]
dilip- aapke babu ka lund hai
avantika- itna bada meri choot mein kaise gaya hoga
dilip- aapko kaise pata
yeh itna bada hota hai
avantika- blue film
dilip- achchha toh meri avni ne yeh shouk bhi pala hua hai
ab main apko keh deta hoon aap mere samne kabhi nahi sharmaogi
avantika- theek hai babu
dilip- phir main avni ki choot pe achche se cream lagaya
avantika- tune yeh kyun lagaya
dilip- isse aapko chalne mein takleef nahi hogi
phir main thaile mein se shalwar kameez nikaala
pehle bra pehnaya phir shalwar aur phir kameez
maine gate kholke avni ke room pe gaya
gate khola
phir avni ko god mein uthake uske room mein le gaya
aur bed pe leta diya
ek lambi kiss phir main apne room mein aaya
main khudko dekha toh main abhi nanga tha
nikker aur baniyan pehna 6am ka alarm lagake so gaya
theek 6 am alarm bajne laga
neend toh khuli nahi
tabhi mere kaan mein b mama ki awaj aayi
kal se lakhan ke sath akhade jana hai
ek jhatke mein utha 15 minute mein tayyar hoke
condom apni jeb mein rakhke
neeche hall mein gaya
dono mama dt pe baithe the
main nashta kiya
b mama- lakhan tumhara bahar mein intezaar kar raha hai
tumhar bag vanya college leke jayegi
dilip- main bahar gaya toh lakhan mujhe apne sath akhade mein le gaya
uske baad jo lakhan ne mujhe kulhe ka bail samajhke kasrat karwaya hai
badan ki poori haddi toot gayi
phir yeh filmo mein jo lassi ka gilass hota hai
usne mujhe diya
us glass mein pata nahi kya tha
jaise hi main ek ghoont piya itni jor se ulti aayi
man kiya gilass lakhan ke munh pe maar doön
par tha toh 7 feet ka pahelwan
kahi meri hi maar leta toh
jaise taise gilass khali kiya
phir gidte padte college pahuncha
cr mein pahuncha
aur bench pe jaake baith gaya
ravi- kya hua bahut thaka thaka sa lag raha hai
dilip- kuch nahi kasrat karke aaraha hoon
main waha se vanya ke cr gaya
sab ladkiya mujhe ghurne lagi
main vanya ke paas gaya
aur apna bag leke apne cr mein agaya,.,'..,
dilip- teacher ate gaye padhate gaye
lunch time mein deepa mere paas aayi
deepa- kaise ho dilip
dilip- theek hoon
deepa- yeh lo
deepa ne mujhe notes dete hue kaha
main bhi chup karke notes apne bag mein rakh liya
phir deepa apne bench pe jaake baith gayi
ravi- bhai sambhalke mujhe kuch gadbad lag rahi hai yeh
dilip- tu uske peeche kyu pada hai
ravi- are iski wajah se kai ladke college chhod chuke hain
dilip- main bhi yahi padhta hoon
mujhe pata nahi chala
ravi- pehle tum college aate the toh kitab mein ghuse rehte the
dilip- sach bol raha hai
ravi- apni gf ki kasam
dilip- kaun hai woh bechari
ravi- hone wali gf ki kasam
yeh sunke meri hansi chhut gayi
iska matlab deepa mere sath game khelna chahti hai
chalo khelte hain game
hum bhi toh dekhe ki yeh deepa hai kya cheez
tabhi mujhe pressure aaya
main bathroom ki taraf chal diya
jab main bathroom pahuncha toh mujhe kuch awaje aane lagi
[aap ko batadu ki college mein girls aur boys ke liye ek hi bathroom hai
jab kisi ko bathroom jana hota hai toh
gate ke bahar ek board laga hai jismein ek taraf girls aur dusri taraf boys likha hai
jo bathroom gaya woh apne hisaab se board palat deta hai]
ab gate toh band tha aur nahi koi table tha
mujhe pakka yakeen tha
ki andar chudai ho rahi hai
tabhi main apna mobile nikaalke silent pe kiya
aur video recording on karke mobile upar kiya
upar mein thodi si jagah khuli thi
laga main recording karne
jab awaj aani band ho gayi
toh main chhup gaya
tabhi ek ladka aur ek ladki bahar nikle
ladke ko main pehchan gaya
par ladki ne munh pe dupatta lagaya hua tha
phir main bathroom gaya aur jaldi se halka hoke
apne cr mein pahuncha
ab ghar se khane ko toh kuch laya nahi tha
aise hi baitha hua tha ki vanya cr mein agayi
vanya ko dekhke ravi peeche wali bench pe baith gaya
phir maine aur vanya ne ek sath khana khaya
vanya apne cr chali gayi
phir college ki chhutti hui
aur main aur vanyaghar pahunche
[maine dhyan diya ki vanya mujhse bematlab baat nahi karti
jab koi kaam ho tabhi baat karti hai]
poori toli hall mein hi baithke baat kar rahi thi
avni bhi baithi thi
avni ko dekhke lag raha tha ki woh theek hai
main avni se satke baith gaya
waise toh itni ladkiyo ke beech koi bhi ladka inki baat sunke pak jaega
par mera irada kuch aur hi tha
[meri kismat achchi thi ki
jaha pe main baitha waha par kisi ki nazar bhi nahi pad sakti thi]
main dheere se apna ek hath avni ke kameez ke
andar ghusa ke kamar pe rakh diya
avni hadbada gayi
aruna- kya hua
avantika- kuch nahi di
phir sab baate karne lagi
avni peeche mudke mujhe aankh dikhane lagi
main avni ki chimti kaat liya
avni dusri taraf dekhne lagi
main avni ki kamar sehlane laga
avni ko gud gudi ho rahi thi
thodi der tak main avni ki peeth sehlata raha
phir main avni ko apne sath aane ka ishara kiya
avni mujhe aankh dikhane lagi
main aise dikhaya ki main gussa hoon
main waha se uthke apne room mein aagaya
main gate thoda khula rehne diya
taaki jab avni aaye toh main kadmo ki awaj sun sakun
tabhi mujhe kisike ane ki ahat hui
jaise hi woi andar aayi
main use apni baaho mein kheench liya
[kaun hai yeh agar yeh avni nahi hui toh dilip ka kya hoga
aur agar dilip ne kuch aisa waisa kar diya toh].,.,.,..,.?.
dilip- main use apni baaho mein kheench liya
aur uske honto pe apne hont rakhke chusne laga
tabhi ek thappad mere gaal pe pada
main hosh mein aaya
mere samne arunadi khadi thi
man kiya ki apna sar deewaar mein de maru
woh itne hi pe nahi rukii..
Mujhe thappad maarti gayi
main thappad khaata raha
jaise hi arunadi ne mujhe agla thappad maara unka hath meri ankho ko chhu kar nikal gaya
sach mein bahut dard hone laga
main arunadi ko gate par se hath pakadke kheencha
aur jaldi se gate band kiya
gate band karte hi meri cheekh nikal gayi
meri ankh khul hi nahi rahi thi
lagatar meri ankh se paani beh raha tha
tabhi arunadi daudke mere paas aayi
aur apne dupatte mein phunk maarke meri ankh pe lagane lagi
thodi der tak aisa karne ke baad meri ankh khuli
main dekha ki arunadi ro rahi thi
main arunadi ko gale laga liya
dilip- aap kyun ro rahi hain
galti toh meri thi mujhe aisa nahi karna chahiye tha
aap mujhe kabhi maaf mat karna maine galti hi aisi ki hai
aap chaho to aur maar lo
aruna- haa haa main tujhe kabhi maaf nahi karungi
arunadi gate kholke bahar chali gayi
main apne kapre badla
aur neeche hall mein gaya b naani ke paas
b naani- dilip yeh kya hua teri ankh ko
dilip- kuch nahi munh pe paani maar raha tha toh hath lag gaya
main vinay ke ghar jaa raha hoon
bahut din ho gaye usse mila nahi
b naani- shaam tak aajana
phir main paidal hi chal diya gaon ki or
thodi der baad pahuncha vinay ke ghar
main bahar se awaj diya
koi bahar nahi aaya
main andar gaya angan mein koi nahi tha
phir main kichen mein gaya waha bhi koi nahi tha
bedroom aur bathroom mein main jaa nahi sakta tha
socha bimla ke yaha jata hoon
main bimla ke ghar ka gate knock kiya
bimla ne gate khola
main andar gaya
dilip- kaisi ho kaki
bimla- kaisi rahungi aap bataiye aap kaise hain
aur yeh aap ki ankh ko kya hua
dilip- kuch nahi
ek cup chai pila do
bimla- aap mere ghar ki chai piyenge
dilip- nahi pilana hai toh saaf mana kardo
bimla- main toh kab se tayyar pilane ko
aap hi nahi pite hain
dilip- pilaogi tab toh piyunga
bimla- abhi banake lati hoon
bimla kitchen ki taraf jane lagi
main uski gaand ko ghurne laga
waise meri najar aisi nahi hai
par mere lund ko kaun samjhaye
main agar bimla ko kahu ki mujhe tumhe chodna hai toh woh mana nahi karegi
kyunki uske choot mein aag lagi hui
par main koi sex ka bhukha bhediya toh hoon nahi
aisi aag lagaunga ki khud mujhse aake kahegi
bimla- [jorse] chhote maalik
dilip- main kitchen mein gaya
bimla- woh cheeni ka dabba upar hai
aap utar denge
dilip- [jahan pe bimla khadi thi
theek wahi upar mein ckd rakha hua tha]
main bimla ke peeche khada ho gaya
aur ckd utarne laga
main thoda aur aage badha
jisse mera lund bimla ki gaand ko touch ho gaya
bimla- aah
dilip- kya hua
bimla- kkkuch nahi
dilip- kitna upar rakkha hai
yeh kehte hue main bimla se pura satke khada ho gaya
ab mera lund poori tarah bimla ki gaand pe ghis raha tha
main apne jism ko idhar udhar karne laga
jisse mera lund bimla ki gaand pe aage peeche hone laga
dilip- bimla aap thoda sa jhuko mera hath nahi pahunch raha hai
bimla bina deri kiye jhuk gayi
main ckd utarte hue bimla ki gaand pe dhakke lagane laga
dilip- aap thoda aur jhuko
ab bimla puri jhuk chuki thi
mere hath mein ckd aa gaya
main ckd ko aage dhakel diya
ab main apne dhakke lagane ki gati tez kar diya
bimla- aaaah ooooh aaaaah
dilip- kya kaki apne ckd kitna upar rakkha hai
yeh kehke main thoda jor se dhakka maar diya
bimla- mmain kya kkahu aaah
dilip- 10 minute tak main apna lund bimla ki gaand pe ghista raha
bimla- aaaah ooooh ummmmm
dilip- main samajh gaya ki kaki jhad gayi hain
main ckd utaar diya
aur kitchen se bahar aagaya
thodi der baad bimla chai banake le aayi main chai piya aur bimla ke ghar se bahar aagaya
phir chal diya apne ghar.,.
ghar
vanya vidya ke room pe jaake gate knock karti hai
vidya gate kholti hai
vidya- vanu andar aana
vanya andar gayi aur bed pe baith gayi
vanya- di aapse ek baat puchu
aap bura mat manna
vidya- puch main apni vanu ki baat ka bura kyun maanungi
vanya- aap sab pehle dilip se itni nafrat karti thi
par aaj aap sab usko itna pyar karti hain aisa kyun
vidya- humne dilip se kabhi bhi nafrat nahi ki
kisi se baat na karne ka yeh matlab thodi hota hai ki hum usse nafrat karte hain
vanya- lekin phir bhi
vidya- meri baat dhyan se sun
mujhe nahi pata ki pitaji aur chachi ji dilip se kyun nafrat karte hain
humne bachpan se hi inki nafrat dekhi hai dilip ke liye
bachpan se hum jo apne mata pita ko karte hue dekhte hain
wohi hume sahi lagta hai
upar se chachiji kehti thi ki usi ki wajah se b daadi ne hume chhod diya
toh humare dil mein bhi dilip ke narajgi paida ho gayi
lekin nafrat kabhi nahi
par dil ke ek kone se hamesha yaha awaj aati
ki woh humara bhai hai
woh bhi ek lauta
hum usse naraj kyun hain
usne humare sath kya bura kiya hai
jab dilip pehli baar chachaji ke yaha aaya toh
uske god mein ek behosh ladki thi
uske liye hum sabne usko kitna sunaya
par jab woh ladki humari megha nikli
toh hum apni hi nazro mein gid gaye
phir hum sabke dil mein dilip ke liye jitni bhi narajgi thi woh kam ho gayi
phir hum sab ne dilip se maafi maangne ki kitni koshish ki
aur maafi is wajah se nahi maang rahe the
dilip ne megha ki jaan bachai hai
hum dilip se maafi maangna chahte the ki humne aajtak usko kitna dukh diya
uske baad tune hume woh recording sunai
jiske baad hum apne aap ko rok nahi paaye
aur humne dilip ko dil se apna bhai maan liya aur dilip ko mana bhi liya
hume dilip ko bhai maane kitna waqt hua tha
jab chachaji megha ki taraf badh rahe the tab dilip kaise beech mein aagaya
chachaji se itni maar khayi
phir megha ke liye apni jaan pe khel gaya
yaha tak ki apne aapko goli bhi maar li
sirf ek din mein dilip ne apne bhai hone ka farz pura kar diya
uske itna karne ke baad agar hum dilip ko apni puri jindagi de den
toh bhi woh kam hi hoga
vanya- par arunadi kuch jada hi nahi bol rahi thi us din
vidya- woh isliye ki aruna sab se jyada chachi ji se pyaar karti hai
chachiji ki har baat use sahi lagti hai
tu mujhe ek baat bata
tujhe recording ka idea kab aaya
vanya- woh jab main aur dilip avantika ke liye guldasta laane market gaye the
tab ek dukaan mein tv pe news wale dikha rahe the
ki ek gunehgaar ko wakil ne uksaya aur use sach bolne pe majbur kiya
woh sab baate wakil ne apne phone mein record karliya
tabhi mujhe yeh idea aaya
phir jab aap sab baat karne mein busy the
toh maine chupke se apka mobile utha li
lekin di aapne yeh kyun kaha ki humsab
aapko kaise pata ki arunadi avantika megha aur sunita bhi aisa hi sochti hain
vidya- kyunki hum sab ek dusre apni feelings share karti hain
agar tujhe meri baat pe yakin na ho
toh aruna se avantika se megha aur sunita kisi se bhi jaake pooch sakti hai
vanya- di aapko pata hai mera woh matlab nahi tha
vidya- achchha woh sab chhod
chal baate karte hain.,.,
[ab inki phaltu gossip start]
main time dekha toh hamari chudai 30 minute tak chali
ab mera lund murjha gaya tha
lekin di ki choot mein hi tha
main dheere se apna lund di ki choot se nikaal liya
jab meri nazar bed pe padi
toh pura bed pe khoon phaila hua tha
jo di ki virgin choot se nikla tha
dilip- avni
avantika- yeh tu kise avni keh raha hai
dilip- aaj se main apko akele mein avni kahunga
avantika- theek hai babu
dilip- main avni ko apni god mein utha liya
aur bathroom le gaya
avni ko apne god mein hi uthaye shower on kar diya
pani toh pehle hi garam ho chuka tha
phir khudko aur avni ko achche se saaf kiya
avni ki choot double roti jaisi phul gayi thi
dilip- aap garam paani se achche se sekai karlo
tab tak main room mein hoon
main room mein aya bedsheet change kiya
sab saman set kiya
phir main avni ko uthake bed pe leta diya
main abhi tak nanga hi tha
drawer mein se painkiller pregnecy waili goli aur tube teeno leke bed pe baith gaya
pehle main avni ko dono tablet khilaya
phir tube mein se thoda sa cream apne hath mein liya
aur avni ki choot pe jaise hi lagaya avni ki aah nikal gayi
avantika- bahut dard ho raha hai babu
tabhi avni mere lund ko dekhne lagi
dilip- kya hua
avantika- yeh kya hai
[jab bhi yeh sunta hoon
khoon kahul jata hai]
dilip- aapke babu ka lund hai
avantika- itna bada meri choot mein kaise gaya hoga
dilip- aapko kaise pata
yeh itna bada hota hai
avantika- blue film
dilip- achchha toh meri avni ne yeh shouk bhi pala hua hai
ab main apko keh deta hoon aap mere samne kabhi nahi sharmaogi
avantika- theek hai babu
dilip- phir main avni ki choot pe achche se cream lagaya
avantika- tune yeh kyun lagaya
dilip- isse aapko chalne mein takleef nahi hogi
phir main thaile mein se shalwar kameez nikaala
pehle bra pehnaya phir shalwar aur phir kameez
maine gate kholke avni ke room pe gaya
gate khola
phir avni ko god mein uthake uske room mein le gaya
aur bed pe leta diya
ek lambi kiss phir main apne room mein aaya
main khudko dekha toh main abhi nanga tha
nikker aur baniyan pehna 6am ka alarm lagake so gaya
theek 6 am alarm bajne laga
neend toh khuli nahi
tabhi mere kaan mein b mama ki awaj aayi
kal se lakhan ke sath akhade jana hai
ek jhatke mein utha 15 minute mein tayyar hoke
condom apni jeb mein rakhke
neeche hall mein gaya
dono mama dt pe baithe the
main nashta kiya
b mama- lakhan tumhara bahar mein intezaar kar raha hai
tumhar bag vanya college leke jayegi
dilip- main bahar gaya toh lakhan mujhe apne sath akhade mein le gaya
uske baad jo lakhan ne mujhe kulhe ka bail samajhke kasrat karwaya hai
badan ki poori haddi toot gayi
phir yeh filmo mein jo lassi ka gilass hota hai
usne mujhe diya
us glass mein pata nahi kya tha
jaise hi main ek ghoont piya itni jor se ulti aayi
man kiya gilass lakhan ke munh pe maar doön
par tha toh 7 feet ka pahelwan
kahi meri hi maar leta toh
jaise taise gilass khali kiya
phir gidte padte college pahuncha
cr mein pahuncha
aur bench pe jaake baith gaya
ravi- kya hua bahut thaka thaka sa lag raha hai
dilip- kuch nahi kasrat karke aaraha hoon
main waha se vanya ke cr gaya
sab ladkiya mujhe ghurne lagi
main vanya ke paas gaya
aur apna bag leke apne cr mein agaya,.,'..,
dilip- teacher ate gaye padhate gaye
lunch time mein deepa mere paas aayi
deepa- kaise ho dilip
dilip- theek hoon
deepa- yeh lo
deepa ne mujhe notes dete hue kaha
main bhi chup karke notes apne bag mein rakh liya
phir deepa apne bench pe jaake baith gayi
ravi- bhai sambhalke mujhe kuch gadbad lag rahi hai yeh
dilip- tu uske peeche kyu pada hai
ravi- are iski wajah se kai ladke college chhod chuke hain
dilip- main bhi yahi padhta hoon
mujhe pata nahi chala
ravi- pehle tum college aate the toh kitab mein ghuse rehte the
dilip- sach bol raha hai
ravi- apni gf ki kasam
dilip- kaun hai woh bechari
ravi- hone wali gf ki kasam
yeh sunke meri hansi chhut gayi
iska matlab deepa mere sath game khelna chahti hai
chalo khelte hain game
hum bhi toh dekhe ki yeh deepa hai kya cheez
tabhi mujhe pressure aaya
main bathroom ki taraf chal diya
jab main bathroom pahuncha toh mujhe kuch awaje aane lagi
[aap ko batadu ki college mein girls aur boys ke liye ek hi bathroom hai
jab kisi ko bathroom jana hota hai toh
gate ke bahar ek board laga hai jismein ek taraf girls aur dusri taraf boys likha hai
jo bathroom gaya woh apne hisaab se board palat deta hai]
ab gate toh band tha aur nahi koi table tha
mujhe pakka yakeen tha
ki andar chudai ho rahi hai
tabhi main apna mobile nikaalke silent pe kiya
aur video recording on karke mobile upar kiya
upar mein thodi si jagah khuli thi
laga main recording karne
jab awaj aani band ho gayi
toh main chhup gaya
tabhi ek ladka aur ek ladki bahar nikle
ladke ko main pehchan gaya
par ladki ne munh pe dupatta lagaya hua tha
phir main bathroom gaya aur jaldi se halka hoke
apne cr mein pahuncha
ab ghar se khane ko toh kuch laya nahi tha
aise hi baitha hua tha ki vanya cr mein agayi
vanya ko dekhke ravi peeche wali bench pe baith gaya
phir maine aur vanya ne ek sath khana khaya
vanya apne cr chali gayi
phir college ki chhutti hui
aur main aur vanyaghar pahunche
[maine dhyan diya ki vanya mujhse bematlab baat nahi karti
jab koi kaam ho tabhi baat karti hai]
poori toli hall mein hi baithke baat kar rahi thi
avni bhi baithi thi
avni ko dekhke lag raha tha ki woh theek hai
main avni se satke baith gaya
waise toh itni ladkiyo ke beech koi bhi ladka inki baat sunke pak jaega
par mera irada kuch aur hi tha
[meri kismat achchi thi ki
jaha pe main baitha waha par kisi ki nazar bhi nahi pad sakti thi]
main dheere se apna ek hath avni ke kameez ke
andar ghusa ke kamar pe rakh diya
avni hadbada gayi
aruna- kya hua
avantika- kuch nahi di
phir sab baate karne lagi
avni peeche mudke mujhe aankh dikhane lagi
main avni ki chimti kaat liya
avni dusri taraf dekhne lagi
main avni ki kamar sehlane laga
avni ko gud gudi ho rahi thi
thodi der tak main avni ki peeth sehlata raha
phir main avni ko apne sath aane ka ishara kiya
avni mujhe aankh dikhane lagi
main aise dikhaya ki main gussa hoon
main waha se uthke apne room mein aagaya
main gate thoda khula rehne diya
taaki jab avni aaye toh main kadmo ki awaj sun sakun
tabhi mujhe kisike ane ki ahat hui
jaise hi woi andar aayi
main use apni baaho mein kheench liya
[kaun hai yeh agar yeh avni nahi hui toh dilip ka kya hoga
aur agar dilip ne kuch aisa waisa kar diya toh].,.,.,..,.?.
dilip- main use apni baaho mein kheench liya
aur uske honto pe apne hont rakhke chusne laga
tabhi ek thappad mere gaal pe pada
main hosh mein aaya
mere samne arunadi khadi thi
man kiya ki apna sar deewaar mein de maru
woh itne hi pe nahi rukii..
Mujhe thappad maarti gayi
main thappad khaata raha
jaise hi arunadi ne mujhe agla thappad maara unka hath meri ankho ko chhu kar nikal gaya
sach mein bahut dard hone laga
main arunadi ko gate par se hath pakadke kheencha
aur jaldi se gate band kiya
gate band karte hi meri cheekh nikal gayi
meri ankh khul hi nahi rahi thi
lagatar meri ankh se paani beh raha tha
tabhi arunadi daudke mere paas aayi
aur apne dupatte mein phunk maarke meri ankh pe lagane lagi
thodi der tak aisa karne ke baad meri ankh khuli
main dekha ki arunadi ro rahi thi
main arunadi ko gale laga liya
dilip- aap kyun ro rahi hain
galti toh meri thi mujhe aisa nahi karna chahiye tha
aap mujhe kabhi maaf mat karna maine galti hi aisi ki hai
aap chaho to aur maar lo
aruna- haa haa main tujhe kabhi maaf nahi karungi
arunadi gate kholke bahar chali gayi
main apne kapre badla
aur neeche hall mein gaya b naani ke paas
b naani- dilip yeh kya hua teri ankh ko
dilip- kuch nahi munh pe paani maar raha tha toh hath lag gaya
main vinay ke ghar jaa raha hoon
bahut din ho gaye usse mila nahi
b naani- shaam tak aajana
phir main paidal hi chal diya gaon ki or
thodi der baad pahuncha vinay ke ghar
main bahar se awaj diya
koi bahar nahi aaya
main andar gaya angan mein koi nahi tha
phir main kichen mein gaya waha bhi koi nahi tha
bedroom aur bathroom mein main jaa nahi sakta tha
socha bimla ke yaha jata hoon
main bimla ke ghar ka gate knock kiya
bimla ne gate khola
main andar gaya
dilip- kaisi ho kaki
bimla- kaisi rahungi aap bataiye aap kaise hain
aur yeh aap ki ankh ko kya hua
dilip- kuch nahi
ek cup chai pila do
bimla- aap mere ghar ki chai piyenge
dilip- nahi pilana hai toh saaf mana kardo
bimla- main toh kab se tayyar pilane ko
aap hi nahi pite hain
dilip- pilaogi tab toh piyunga
bimla- abhi banake lati hoon
bimla kitchen ki taraf jane lagi
main uski gaand ko ghurne laga
waise meri najar aisi nahi hai
par mere lund ko kaun samjhaye
main agar bimla ko kahu ki mujhe tumhe chodna hai toh woh mana nahi karegi
kyunki uske choot mein aag lagi hui
par main koi sex ka bhukha bhediya toh hoon nahi
aisi aag lagaunga ki khud mujhse aake kahegi
bimla- [jorse] chhote maalik
dilip- main kitchen mein gaya
bimla- woh cheeni ka dabba upar hai
aap utar denge
dilip- [jahan pe bimla khadi thi
theek wahi upar mein ckd rakha hua tha]
main bimla ke peeche khada ho gaya
aur ckd utarne laga
main thoda aur aage badha
jisse mera lund bimla ki gaand ko touch ho gaya
bimla- aah
dilip- kya hua
bimla- kkkuch nahi
dilip- kitna upar rakkha hai
yeh kehte hue main bimla se pura satke khada ho gaya
ab mera lund poori tarah bimla ki gaand pe ghis raha tha
main apne jism ko idhar udhar karne laga
jisse mera lund bimla ki gaand pe aage peeche hone laga
dilip- bimla aap thoda sa jhuko mera hath nahi pahunch raha hai
bimla bina deri kiye jhuk gayi
main ckd utarte hue bimla ki gaand pe dhakke lagane laga
dilip- aap thoda aur jhuko
ab bimla puri jhuk chuki thi
mere hath mein ckd aa gaya
main ckd ko aage dhakel diya
ab main apne dhakke lagane ki gati tez kar diya
bimla- aaaah ooooh aaaaah
dilip- kya kaki apne ckd kitna upar rakkha hai
yeh kehke main thoda jor se dhakka maar diya
bimla- mmain kya kkahu aaah
dilip- 10 minute tak main apna lund bimla ki gaand pe ghista raha
bimla- aaaah ooooh ummmmm
dilip- main samajh gaya ki kaki jhad gayi hain
main ckd utaar diya
aur kitchen se bahar aagaya
thodi der baad bimla chai banake le aayi main chai piya aur bimla ke ghar se bahar aagaya
phir chal diya apne ghar.,.
ghar
vanya vidya ke room pe jaake gate knock karti hai
vidya gate kholti hai
vidya- vanu andar aana
vanya andar gayi aur bed pe baith gayi
vanya- di aapse ek baat puchu
aap bura mat manna
vidya- puch main apni vanu ki baat ka bura kyun maanungi
vanya- aap sab pehle dilip se itni nafrat karti thi
par aaj aap sab usko itna pyar karti hain aisa kyun
vidya- humne dilip se kabhi bhi nafrat nahi ki
kisi se baat na karne ka yeh matlab thodi hota hai ki hum usse nafrat karte hain
vanya- lekin phir bhi
vidya- meri baat dhyan se sun
mujhe nahi pata ki pitaji aur chachi ji dilip se kyun nafrat karte hain
humne bachpan se hi inki nafrat dekhi hai dilip ke liye
bachpan se hum jo apne mata pita ko karte hue dekhte hain
wohi hume sahi lagta hai
upar se chachiji kehti thi ki usi ki wajah se b daadi ne hume chhod diya
toh humare dil mein bhi dilip ke narajgi paida ho gayi
lekin nafrat kabhi nahi
par dil ke ek kone se hamesha yaha awaj aati
ki woh humara bhai hai
woh bhi ek lauta
hum usse naraj kyun hain
usne humare sath kya bura kiya hai
jab dilip pehli baar chachaji ke yaha aaya toh
uske god mein ek behosh ladki thi
uske liye hum sabne usko kitna sunaya
par jab woh ladki humari megha nikli
toh hum apni hi nazro mein gid gaye
phir hum sabke dil mein dilip ke liye jitni bhi narajgi thi woh kam ho gayi
phir hum sab ne dilip se maafi maangne ki kitni koshish ki
aur maafi is wajah se nahi maang rahe the
dilip ne megha ki jaan bachai hai
hum dilip se maafi maangna chahte the ki humne aajtak usko kitna dukh diya
uske baad tune hume woh recording sunai
jiske baad hum apne aap ko rok nahi paaye
aur humne dilip ko dil se apna bhai maan liya aur dilip ko mana bhi liya
hume dilip ko bhai maane kitna waqt hua tha
jab chachaji megha ki taraf badh rahe the tab dilip kaise beech mein aagaya
chachaji se itni maar khayi
phir megha ke liye apni jaan pe khel gaya
yaha tak ki apne aapko goli bhi maar li
sirf ek din mein dilip ne apne bhai hone ka farz pura kar diya
uske itna karne ke baad agar hum dilip ko apni puri jindagi de den
toh bhi woh kam hi hoga
vanya- par arunadi kuch jada hi nahi bol rahi thi us din
vidya- woh isliye ki aruna sab se jyada chachi ji se pyaar karti hai
chachiji ki har baat use sahi lagti hai
tu mujhe ek baat bata
tujhe recording ka idea kab aaya
vanya- woh jab main aur dilip avantika ke liye guldasta laane market gaye the
tab ek dukaan mein tv pe news wale dikha rahe the
ki ek gunehgaar ko wakil ne uksaya aur use sach bolne pe majbur kiya
woh sab baate wakil ne apne phone mein record karliya
tabhi mujhe yeh idea aaya
phir jab aap sab baat karne mein busy the
toh maine chupke se apka mobile utha li
lekin di aapne yeh kyun kaha ki humsab
aapko kaise pata ki arunadi avantika megha aur sunita bhi aisa hi sochti hain
vidya- kyunki hum sab ek dusre apni feelings share karti hain
agar tujhe meri baat pe yakin na ho
toh aruna se avantika se megha aur sunita kisi se bhi jaake pooch sakti hai
vanya- di aapko pata hai mera woh matlab nahi tha
vidya- achchha woh sab chhod
chal baate karte hain.,.,
[ab inki phaltu gossip start]
