Update 32
thodi der baad main pahuncha akhade mein
waise apni age ka main hi ek namuna tha akhade mein
double kasrat karwaya kaaliye ne
phir wahi lassi type gilass chup karke pee liya
waha se thodi der baad pahuncha ghar
aur seedha avni ke room pe gaya
gate knock kiya
avni ne gate khola
main andar gaya aur gate lock kar diya
main avni ke gaal sehlane laga
dilip- meri pyari avni
parshan lag rahi hai
avantika- nahi aisi koi baat nahi hai
dilip- achchha
main avni ko gale laga liya
ab batao
nahi pehle meri baat suno
avantika- kya
dilip- aaj raat ko aapki gaand maaru
avantika- chhhii kitna besharam hai tu
dilip- ab gaon mein toh aise hi bola jata hai
waise mujhe lagta hai aap ke yeh bade ho rahe hain
avantika- kya yeh
dilip- aapke doodh
yeh kehke main avni ke dono doodh ke nipple ko pakadke kheench diya
avantika- aaah
dilip- ab main jata hoon
phir main avni ke room se bahar aaya
aur apne room mein jaake bed pe let gaya
tabhi kisine gate knock kiya
main jaake gate khola
samne vanya khadi thi
waise toh jane ka man nahi tha
dilip- vanya andar aao
vanya bed pe baith gayi
vanya- dilip main keh rahi thi ki aaj hume nahi jana chahiye
dilip- kyun
vanya- dekho na sunday ko sab wapas jane wale hain
aur hum dono ke paas aaj ka hi din hai
toh kyun na hum dono aj ka din sab ke sath hi bitaye
dilip- tum kehti ho toh theek hai
[waise toh mere mann mein laddu phoot rahe the]
vanya- ek kaam karte hain kyun na hum sab sheher jaye
shopping bhi kar lenge
aur koi achchhi si movie bhi dekh lenge
dilip- bahut achcha idea hai
vanya- lekin ek problem hai
dilip- kya
vanya- papa nahi manenge
dilip- are unse kon puchne jaega
main toh direct b nani se baat karunga
tum behno ko tayyar karo
main b nani se baat karta hoon
phir main neeche kitchen mein gaya
b nani- kuch chahiye mere bete ko
[mere sar pe hath pherte hue
dilip- haa
woh hum sab sheher jaana chahte hain
shopping bhi kar lenge aur sath mein movie bhi dekhenge
b nani- theek hai
lakhan ko apne sath le ja
aur badi wali gaadi le jana
dilip- meri pyari b nani
[phir b nani apne room mein chali gayi
main vidya sorry vidu ke room pe gaya
jaise hi andar gaya meri ankhein phati ki phati reh gayi
mujhe meri sab behne is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladkiya lag rahi thi
main abhi bhi ankhein phaadke sabko dekh raha tha
tabhi kisine mujhe chimti kaati
dilip- aaah kya kar rahi ho
vanya- tum tayyar nahi hue
dilip- main koi ladki nahi hoon
aruna- toh kya gaon wale kapde mein jayega
sab tujhpe hasenge
dilip- mujhe koi farq nahi padta
vidya- par hume padta hai
tu ruk[phir vidya apne almari mein se ek bag nikaalke mere paas aayi]
yeh le ismein tere liye kapde hain
jo achchha lage pehen lena
dilip- aap sab gaadi mein baitho
main aata hoon
woh bag leke main apne room mein aaya
phir us bag mein se ek tshirt aur ek jeans nikaalke pehen liya
pehli baar main yeh kapde pehen raha tha
thoda ajeeb lag raha tha
main apne room se bahar aaya aur neeche pahuncha
b nani apne room se bahar nikli
b nani- tu toh pura hero lag raha hai
dilip- ek kaam karo aap bhi chalo mere sath
b nani- na baba na main budhiya tere sath jaake kya karungi
yeh le paise
dilip- yeh kuch jyada nahi hain
b nani- nahi tu pehli baar apni behno ke sath ghumne ja raha hai
agar kam pad gaye toh
dilip- achchha theek hai ab main jata hoon
phir main ghar se bahar aya
avni seeti bajane lagi
dilip- [main avni ke paas pahunchke bola]
kya jamana aagaya hai
ab ladkiya ladko ko chherne lagi hain
yeh sunke sab hansne lage
vidya- waise aaj tu bahut handsome lag raha hai
aruna- tu toh bikul hero lag raha hai
dilip- meri taarif baad mein karna
pehle gaadi mein baithte hain
phir hum sab gaadi mein baithe
humara driver aur koi nahi lakhan tha
lakhan ne gaadi chala di
dilip- aap ne yeh kapde kab liye
vidya- kal jab tu bahar gaya tha
dilip- aur mujhe bataya bhi nahi
vidya- meri marzi
gaadi apne raftaar se chal rahi thi
hume pahunchne mein abhi 45 minute lagne wale the
tabhi vidu ne woh baat keh di mere kaan mein
jo mujhpar kiye gaye kisi wisfot se kam nahi tha
hua yeh ke vidu mere kaan ke paas apna munh leke aayi
vidya- mujhe abhi kiss chahiye
dilip- main vidu ko ghurke dekha
vidu muskura rahi thi
main vidu aur arunadi peeche wali seat pe baithe hue the
mere ek side woh ladki baithi hai
jo mujhse beintehaa pyar karti hai
aur ek side woh ladki
jo baat baat pe mujhe thappad maar deti hai
main apni ankh band kar liya
tabhi gaadi jor se hili
dilip- kya hua lakhan
lakhan- ek khadda tha
meri nazar vidu pe padi
main dekha vidu ki ankho se ansu beh rahe the
mujhe achchha nahi laga
main jaanbujhke apna mobile neeche girake apne pairo ke neeche daba diya
dilip- vidyadi mera mobile uthao na
vidu jhuk gai aur mera mobile dhundne lagi
main jhat se neeche jhuka
vidu mujhe dekhne lagi
main apne hont vidu ke hont pe rakhke halka sa chum liya
aur wapas baith gaya
vidu bhi baith gayi
phir main apna mobile wapas apni jeb mein rakh liya
ab main vidu ko hi dekhe ja raha tha
phir main apne aap ko controle kiya
thodi der baad lakhan ne ek bade se mall ke samne gaadi rok di,..,...
dilip- hum sab gaadi se neeche utre
lakhan aap bhi ghumo phiro
lakhan bina kuch bole gaadi leke chala gaya
vanya- pehle shopping kare ya movie dekhe
dilip- pehle movie dekhte hain
aap ladkiyo ki shopping matlab 5 6 ghante
sab mujhe ghurne lagi
vidyadi aap mere sath chalo
vidya- kaha
dilip- ab main toh pehli baar yaha aaya hoon
mujhe kya pata ki aap sab konsi movie dekhenge
vidya- chal
phir hum dono tc ki taraf badh gaye
dilip- aap ne aisa kyun kiya
vidya- maine kya kiya
dilip- main apse baat nahi kar raha
main apni vidu se baat kar raha hoon
vidya- main bhi apne dilip se baat kar rahi hoon
dilip- toh phir bataiye meri vidu ke ankhon mein ansu kyun agaye
vidya- kyunki maine tujhe dukh pahunchaya
dilip- woh kaise
vidya- main itni bewakoof hoon
ki sabke samne maine tujhe kiss karne ki baat keh di
please mujhe maaf karde
dilip- ismein maafi mangne ki baat kaha se agayi
aapka mujhpe pura haq hai
ab rona band bhi karo
warna sab kahenge ki is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ko main rula raha hoon
vidu muskurane lagi
phir main vidu ke kehne pe ek romantic film ka tickets le liya
waise mujhe drama ya action film dekhna achchha lagta hai
hum dono bahar aaye
vanya- kitna time laga diya tumne
dilip- meri koi galti nahi hai
jaldi chalo aap sab warna movie shuru ho jayegi
phir hum theatre mein jaake baith gaye
hum sab ek hi sath baithe hue the
main ek baat pe dhyan diya kuch ladke meri behno ko ghur rahe the
subaa ka show aadha theater toh khali hi tha
thodi der mein movie shuru ho gayi
ab aaj kal ki romantic film mein kissing scene na ho
aisa toh ho hi nahi sakta
thodi der baad movie mein kissing scene shuru ho gaya
meri sab behne sharmane lagi
main apni ankh band karke let gaya
thodi der baad neend agayi
mujhe koi jor jor se hilane laga
main apni ankh kholke dekha toh yeh vanya thi
dilip- kya hua
vanya- tum yaha sone aaye the
dilip- maine pucha kya hua
tabhi main dekha ki intervel hua hai
main aap sab ke liye kuch leke aata hoon
phir main bahar aake coldrinks aur popcorn liya
jaise main peeche muda
main kisi se takra gaya
mere samne nimmi khadi thi
mujhe toh jhatka laga
bhale hi maine nimmi ko sabkuch bata diya tha
par main usse kabhi nahi milna chahta tha]
dilip- i m sorry mujhe maaf kar dijiye
nimmi- dilip tum yaha kaise ho
dilip- lekin aap hain koun
nimmi- very funny
main bina uski taraf dekhe hue aage badh gaya
aur theatre mein apni behno ke paas pahuncha]
yeh rahe aapke popcorn aur coldrinks
aur kuch laoon
vidya- nahi ab tu aake baith ja
thodi der baad phir movie shuru ho gayi
movie mein ek aisa scene bhi aaya
jise dekhke hum sab ki ankho mein ansu aagaye
sab behne popcorn khate hue ansu baharahi thi
main dekha ki woh ladke abhi bhi meri behno ko ghur rahe hain
main apna mobile nikaala
photo kheenchke wapas apni jeb mein rakh liya
thodi der baad film khatam ho gaya
hum sab theatre se bahar aaye
aruna- ab chalke shopping karte hain
sab behne ek shop mein chali gayi
main shop ke bahar bor hone laga
tabhi mujhe samne se nimmi aati hui dikhi
isko kya hua mere peeche kyun padi hai
main jaldi se shop ke andar jaake vidu ke paas khada ho gaya
main dekha 5 6 dress samne padi hai
ek se badhkar ek
tabhi mujhe usmein se ek dress pasand agayi
dilip- aap yeh lo ismein aap bahut sundar lagogi
vidya- aap yeh pack kar dijiye
sg- wow miss aapke boyfreind ki choice bahut achchi hai
[vidu sharmane lagi]
aruna- yeh hamara bhai hai
sg- oh sorry
aap yeh try kar lijiye
vidya- uski koi jarurat nahi hai
sunita- hamari shopping toh ho gayi
dilip- waah
[arunadi mujhe ghurne lagi]
[main vanya ke paas gaya]
dilip- kya hua
vanya- koi dress pasand hi nahi aarahi hai
[main sg ki taraf dekha
lag raha tha ki abhi abhi uski kisi ne maar li ho]
tum ek kaam karo yeh wali dress le lo
vanya- theek hai
main wapas vidu ke paas gaya
aap sab ki shopping ho gayi
sabeksath- haa
dilip- dono mami aur b nani ke liye bhi kuch le lete hain
vidya- le liya
dilip- theek hai ab chaliye aap sab 4 ghante se shopping kar rahi hain
phir main payment kiya aur bahar aagaya
hum sab mall se bahar nikle
tabhi meri najar nimmi pe padi
use kuch ladke pareshan kar rahe the
ab main toh ja nahi sakta tha
dilip- [chillake] lakhan
tabhi lakhan daudta hua aaya
lakhan- jee chhote maalik
dilip- woh samne un ladko ko dekh rahe ho
un sab ki ek haddiya tod do
ek hi todna
lakhan bina kuch bole chala gaya
vidya- dilip yeh tune kya kiya
kahi use kuch ho na jaye
dilip- usko kya hoga
aruna- woh 5 6 ladke hain
dilip- abhi agar aap mein kisine agar kuch bola hai
toh main khud chala jaunga
vanya- aap sab ko chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai
lakhan ko kuch nahi hoga
uske baad un ladko ki cheekh sunai dene lagi
thodi der baad lakhan aur nimmi hamare paas pahunche
nimmi kuch bolti usse pehle hi kuch ladkiya hamare paas aagayi
ladki- thankgod nimmi tu theek hai
hamara dhyan toh un ladko ki cheekh sunke teri taraf gaya
dilip- phir hum sab gaadi mein baithe
lakhan gaadi chalane laga
thodi der baad hum pahunche ghar,.,...,,.
waise apni age ka main hi ek namuna tha akhade mein
double kasrat karwaya kaaliye ne
phir wahi lassi type gilass chup karke pee liya
waha se thodi der baad pahuncha ghar
aur seedha avni ke room pe gaya
gate knock kiya
avni ne gate khola
main andar gaya aur gate lock kar diya
main avni ke gaal sehlane laga
dilip- meri pyari avni
parshan lag rahi hai
avantika- nahi aisi koi baat nahi hai
dilip- achchha
main avni ko gale laga liya
ab batao
nahi pehle meri baat suno
avantika- kya
dilip- aaj raat ko aapki gaand maaru
avantika- chhhii kitna besharam hai tu
dilip- ab gaon mein toh aise hi bola jata hai
waise mujhe lagta hai aap ke yeh bade ho rahe hain
avantika- kya yeh
dilip- aapke doodh
yeh kehke main avni ke dono doodh ke nipple ko pakadke kheench diya
avantika- aaah
dilip- ab main jata hoon
phir main avni ke room se bahar aaya
aur apne room mein jaake bed pe let gaya
tabhi kisine gate knock kiya
main jaake gate khola
samne vanya khadi thi
waise toh jane ka man nahi tha
dilip- vanya andar aao
vanya bed pe baith gayi
vanya- dilip main keh rahi thi ki aaj hume nahi jana chahiye
dilip- kyun
vanya- dekho na sunday ko sab wapas jane wale hain
aur hum dono ke paas aaj ka hi din hai
toh kyun na hum dono aj ka din sab ke sath hi bitaye
dilip- tum kehti ho toh theek hai
[waise toh mere mann mein laddu phoot rahe the]
vanya- ek kaam karte hain kyun na hum sab sheher jaye
shopping bhi kar lenge
aur koi achchhi si movie bhi dekh lenge
dilip- bahut achcha idea hai
vanya- lekin ek problem hai
dilip- kya
vanya- papa nahi manenge
dilip- are unse kon puchne jaega
main toh direct b nani se baat karunga
tum behno ko tayyar karo
main b nani se baat karta hoon
phir main neeche kitchen mein gaya
b nani- kuch chahiye mere bete ko
[mere sar pe hath pherte hue
dilip- haa
woh hum sab sheher jaana chahte hain
shopping bhi kar lenge aur sath mein movie bhi dekhenge
b nani- theek hai
lakhan ko apne sath le ja
aur badi wali gaadi le jana
dilip- meri pyari b nani
[phir b nani apne room mein chali gayi
main vidya sorry vidu ke room pe gaya
jaise hi andar gaya meri ankhein phati ki phati reh gayi
mujhe meri sab behne is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladkiya lag rahi thi
main abhi bhi ankhein phaadke sabko dekh raha tha
tabhi kisine mujhe chimti kaati
dilip- aaah kya kar rahi ho
vanya- tum tayyar nahi hue
dilip- main koi ladki nahi hoon
aruna- toh kya gaon wale kapde mein jayega
sab tujhpe hasenge
dilip- mujhe koi farq nahi padta
vidya- par hume padta hai
tu ruk[phir vidya apne almari mein se ek bag nikaalke mere paas aayi]
yeh le ismein tere liye kapde hain
jo achchha lage pehen lena
dilip- aap sab gaadi mein baitho
main aata hoon
woh bag leke main apne room mein aaya
phir us bag mein se ek tshirt aur ek jeans nikaalke pehen liya
pehli baar main yeh kapde pehen raha tha
thoda ajeeb lag raha tha
main apne room se bahar aaya aur neeche pahuncha
b nani apne room se bahar nikli
b nani- tu toh pura hero lag raha hai
dilip- ek kaam karo aap bhi chalo mere sath
b nani- na baba na main budhiya tere sath jaake kya karungi
yeh le paise
dilip- yeh kuch jyada nahi hain
b nani- nahi tu pehli baar apni behno ke sath ghumne ja raha hai
agar kam pad gaye toh
dilip- achchha theek hai ab main jata hoon
phir main ghar se bahar aya
avni seeti bajane lagi
dilip- [main avni ke paas pahunchke bola]
kya jamana aagaya hai
ab ladkiya ladko ko chherne lagi hain
yeh sunke sab hansne lage
vidya- waise aaj tu bahut handsome lag raha hai
aruna- tu toh bikul hero lag raha hai
dilip- meri taarif baad mein karna
pehle gaadi mein baithte hain
phir hum sab gaadi mein baithe
humara driver aur koi nahi lakhan tha
lakhan ne gaadi chala di
dilip- aap ne yeh kapde kab liye
vidya- kal jab tu bahar gaya tha
dilip- aur mujhe bataya bhi nahi
vidya- meri marzi
gaadi apne raftaar se chal rahi thi
hume pahunchne mein abhi 45 minute lagne wale the
tabhi vidu ne woh baat keh di mere kaan mein
jo mujhpar kiye gaye kisi wisfot se kam nahi tha
hua yeh ke vidu mere kaan ke paas apna munh leke aayi
vidya- mujhe abhi kiss chahiye
dilip- main vidu ko ghurke dekha
vidu muskura rahi thi
main vidu aur arunadi peeche wali seat pe baithe hue the
mere ek side woh ladki baithi hai
jo mujhse beintehaa pyar karti hai
aur ek side woh ladki
jo baat baat pe mujhe thappad maar deti hai
main apni ankh band kar liya
tabhi gaadi jor se hili
dilip- kya hua lakhan
lakhan- ek khadda tha
meri nazar vidu pe padi
main dekha vidu ki ankho se ansu beh rahe the
mujhe achchha nahi laga
main jaanbujhke apna mobile neeche girake apne pairo ke neeche daba diya
dilip- vidyadi mera mobile uthao na
vidu jhuk gai aur mera mobile dhundne lagi
main jhat se neeche jhuka
vidu mujhe dekhne lagi
main apne hont vidu ke hont pe rakhke halka sa chum liya
aur wapas baith gaya
vidu bhi baith gayi
phir main apna mobile wapas apni jeb mein rakh liya
ab main vidu ko hi dekhe ja raha tha
phir main apne aap ko controle kiya
thodi der baad lakhan ne ek bade se mall ke samne gaadi rok di,..,...
dilip- hum sab gaadi se neeche utre
lakhan aap bhi ghumo phiro
lakhan bina kuch bole gaadi leke chala gaya
vanya- pehle shopping kare ya movie dekhe
dilip- pehle movie dekhte hain
aap ladkiyo ki shopping matlab 5 6 ghante
sab mujhe ghurne lagi
vidyadi aap mere sath chalo
vidya- kaha
dilip- ab main toh pehli baar yaha aaya hoon
mujhe kya pata ki aap sab konsi movie dekhenge
vidya- chal
phir hum dono tc ki taraf badh gaye
dilip- aap ne aisa kyun kiya
vidya- maine kya kiya
dilip- main apse baat nahi kar raha
main apni vidu se baat kar raha hoon
vidya- main bhi apne dilip se baat kar rahi hoon
dilip- toh phir bataiye meri vidu ke ankhon mein ansu kyun agaye
vidya- kyunki maine tujhe dukh pahunchaya
dilip- woh kaise
vidya- main itni bewakoof hoon
ki sabke samne maine tujhe kiss karne ki baat keh di
please mujhe maaf karde
dilip- ismein maafi mangne ki baat kaha se agayi
aapka mujhpe pura haq hai
ab rona band bhi karo
warna sab kahenge ki is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ko main rula raha hoon
vidu muskurane lagi
phir main vidu ke kehne pe ek romantic film ka tickets le liya
waise mujhe drama ya action film dekhna achchha lagta hai
hum dono bahar aaye
vanya- kitna time laga diya tumne
dilip- meri koi galti nahi hai
jaldi chalo aap sab warna movie shuru ho jayegi
phir hum theatre mein jaake baith gaye
hum sab ek hi sath baithe hue the
main ek baat pe dhyan diya kuch ladke meri behno ko ghur rahe the
subaa ka show aadha theater toh khali hi tha
thodi der mein movie shuru ho gayi
ab aaj kal ki romantic film mein kissing scene na ho
aisa toh ho hi nahi sakta
thodi der baad movie mein kissing scene shuru ho gaya
meri sab behne sharmane lagi
main apni ankh band karke let gaya
thodi der baad neend agayi
mujhe koi jor jor se hilane laga
main apni ankh kholke dekha toh yeh vanya thi
dilip- kya hua
vanya- tum yaha sone aaye the
dilip- maine pucha kya hua
tabhi main dekha ki intervel hua hai
main aap sab ke liye kuch leke aata hoon
phir main bahar aake coldrinks aur popcorn liya
jaise main peeche muda
main kisi se takra gaya
mere samne nimmi khadi thi
mujhe toh jhatka laga
bhale hi maine nimmi ko sabkuch bata diya tha
par main usse kabhi nahi milna chahta tha]
dilip- i m sorry mujhe maaf kar dijiye
nimmi- dilip tum yaha kaise ho
dilip- lekin aap hain koun
nimmi- very funny
main bina uski taraf dekhe hue aage badh gaya
aur theatre mein apni behno ke paas pahuncha]
yeh rahe aapke popcorn aur coldrinks
aur kuch laoon
vidya- nahi ab tu aake baith ja
thodi der baad phir movie shuru ho gayi
movie mein ek aisa scene bhi aaya
jise dekhke hum sab ki ankho mein ansu aagaye
sab behne popcorn khate hue ansu baharahi thi
main dekha ki woh ladke abhi bhi meri behno ko ghur rahe hain
main apna mobile nikaala
photo kheenchke wapas apni jeb mein rakh liya
thodi der baad film khatam ho gaya
hum sab theatre se bahar aaye
aruna- ab chalke shopping karte hain
sab behne ek shop mein chali gayi
main shop ke bahar bor hone laga
tabhi mujhe samne se nimmi aati hui dikhi
isko kya hua mere peeche kyun padi hai
main jaldi se shop ke andar jaake vidu ke paas khada ho gaya
main dekha 5 6 dress samne padi hai
ek se badhkar ek
tabhi mujhe usmein se ek dress pasand agayi
dilip- aap yeh lo ismein aap bahut sundar lagogi
vidya- aap yeh pack kar dijiye
sg- wow miss aapke boyfreind ki choice bahut achchi hai
[vidu sharmane lagi]
aruna- yeh hamara bhai hai
sg- oh sorry
aap yeh try kar lijiye
vidya- uski koi jarurat nahi hai
sunita- hamari shopping toh ho gayi
dilip- waah
[arunadi mujhe ghurne lagi]
[main vanya ke paas gaya]
dilip- kya hua
vanya- koi dress pasand hi nahi aarahi hai
[main sg ki taraf dekha
lag raha tha ki abhi abhi uski kisi ne maar li ho]
tum ek kaam karo yeh wali dress le lo
vanya- theek hai
main wapas vidu ke paas gaya
aap sab ki shopping ho gayi
sabeksath- haa
dilip- dono mami aur b nani ke liye bhi kuch le lete hain
vidya- le liya
dilip- theek hai ab chaliye aap sab 4 ghante se shopping kar rahi hain
phir main payment kiya aur bahar aagaya
hum sab mall se bahar nikle
tabhi meri najar nimmi pe padi
use kuch ladke pareshan kar rahe the
ab main toh ja nahi sakta tha
dilip- [chillake] lakhan
tabhi lakhan daudta hua aaya
lakhan- jee chhote maalik
dilip- woh samne un ladko ko dekh rahe ho
un sab ki ek haddiya tod do
ek hi todna
lakhan bina kuch bole chala gaya
vidya- dilip yeh tune kya kiya
kahi use kuch ho na jaye
dilip- usko kya hoga
aruna- woh 5 6 ladke hain
dilip- abhi agar aap mein kisine agar kuch bola hai
toh main khud chala jaunga
vanya- aap sab ko chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai
lakhan ko kuch nahi hoga
uske baad un ladko ki cheekh sunai dene lagi
thodi der baad lakhan aur nimmi hamare paas pahunche
nimmi kuch bolti usse pehle hi kuch ladkiya hamare paas aagayi
ladki- thankgod nimmi tu theek hai
hamara dhyan toh un ladko ki cheekh sunke teri taraf gaya
dilip- phir hum sab gaadi mein baithe
lakhan gaadi chalane laga
thodi der baad hum pahunche ghar,.,...,,.
