Update 36
dilip- lekin main pant upar nahi kar raha tha
peeche se woh ladki mere gale lag gayi]
yeh aap kya kar rahi hain
chhodiye mujhe main riya ko dhoka nahi de sakta
ladki- koi baat nahi main riya ki behen diya hoon
dilip- main kuch samjha nahi
diya- tumhara naam kya hai
dilip- dilip
diya- toh dilip aaj tum mujhe apni riya hi samjho
dilip- ab main toh yahi chahta tha
agar riya agayi toh woh mujhse naraz ho jayegi
diya- nahi hogi aur agar hogai toh main hoona
[riya ko aane mein 2 ghanta lag jayega]
dilip- diya ke itna kehte hi main peeche mud gaya
aur diya ke hont chusne laga
diya bhi mere lund ko pakadke aage peeche karne lagi
main diya ki sari nikaal diya
ab diya sirf blouse or peticoat mein thi
main diya ki jubaan chuste hue diya ke doodh dabane laga
diya siskiya lene lagi
main diya ki blouse utaar ke side mein rakh diya
diya ke doodh bra ke upar se hi bade dikh rahe the
phir main bina deri kiye diya baki kapde bhi utar diya
diya bhi kahan peeche rehne wali thi
woh bhi mere sare kapde utar di
ab hum dono pure nange the
main diya ko desk pe leta diya
aur diya ke nipple pe jubaan phirane laga
dusre nipple ko masalne laga
3 4 minute baad nipple ko munh mein leke chusne laga
dusre doodh ko dabane laga
diya- dhire dabao dard ho raha hai
dilip- riya ke sath aise hi karta hoon
phir diya kuch nahi boli
main diya ke dusre doodh ko chusne laga
thodi der baad main diya ke dono doodh ko chus ke laaal kar diya
phir main diya ki gehri nabhi apni ungli daalke ghumane laga
diya hil gayi
main diya ki nabhi mein apni jubaan daalke ghumane laga
diya aahe bharne laga
main diya ke doodh dabate hue diya ki nabhi ko apni jubaan se chodne laga
thodi der baad diya ki choot ne pani chhod diya
ab main diya ki choot ko dekhne laga
diya ki choot ek dum gulabi thi
main diya ki choot ke phanko ko kholke dekhne laga
main diya ki choot ko apni jubaan se chatne laga
diya apne hath se mere sar ko choot pe dabane lagi
main diya ki choot ko berehmi se chusne laga
phir diya ki choot ne pani chhod diya
main sara paani pee gaya
uske baad main khada ho gaya
diya ghutno ke bal jameen pe baith gayi
phir diya apni jubaan nikaalke mere lund ko chatne lagi
masti mein meri ankhein band ho gayi
phir diya mere lund ke tope ko munh mein leke chusne lagi
aur mere ando ko sehlane lagi
2 minute baad diya mere aadhe lund ko chusne lagi
diya ke chusne ka andadz dekhke lag raha tha ki puri expert hai lund chusne mein
phir main diya ke munh se apna lund nikaal liya
diya desk pe hath rakhke jhuk gai
main apni pant se condom nikalke apne lund pe laga liya apna lund diya ki choot pe set kiya
aur dhakka maar diya
mera aadha lund diya ki choot mein sama gaya
diya ki cheekh nikal gayi
dilip- cheekho mat koi sun lega
diya- aaah maaar daaalaa
aur bolta hai cheekhoon nahi uii maaa
main ek aur dhakka maar diya
diya ki phir se cheekh nikal gayi
ab mera pura lund diya ki choot mein ja chuka tha
main diya ki kamar pakadke halka dhakka marne laga
thodi der baad diya bhi apni gaand peeche dhakelne laga
diya- aaaah kitna tagda lund hai tera
aur jor se chod faaad de meri chut ko aaah oooh
diya ke munh se yeh sab sunke mujhe jhatka laga
phir bhi main dheere se dhakke laga raha tha
thodi der baad diya ki choot ne pani chhod diya
main diya ki kamar ko jor se pakadke apna aadha lund diya ki choot se bahar nikala aur puri taqat se pel diya
diya ki cheekhne lagi
lekin main ruka nahi tez tez dhakke marne laga
pehle diya ko maze ke sath dard diya
ab dard ke sath maza dena tha
main diya ko chod raha tha
diya aahe bhar rahi thi
dilip- diya kaisa lag raha hai
diya- bahut maza araha hai
pata nahi riya kab se maze kar rahi hai tumhare sath
dilip- diya ab position change karte hain
phir main chair pe baith gaya
aur diya mere khade lund pe apni choot rakhke baithne laga
main diya ki kamar pakadke ke neeche se dhakke marne laga
main diya ke nipple ko apne danto mein pakadke diya ko chodne laga
diya ki choot ne phirse pani chhod diya
main diya ko khada kiya aur diya ki ek taang uthake ek hi baar mein apna pura lund diya ki choot mein daal diya
main diya ko pichhle 30 minute se chod raha tha
main diya ko apni god mein utha liya
aur diya ki choot mein puri taqat se dhakke lagane laga
ab mujhe lag raha tha ki mera nikalne wala hai
main diya ko neeche utaar diya
apne lund se condom nikaalke diya ke munh mein apna lund daal diya
diya mere lund ko chusne lagi
main diya ka sar pakadke tez tez dhakke lagane laga
ek wisfot ke sath mera sara virye diya ke munh mein chala gaya
diya mera sara virye pee gayi
phir main apna kapde pehen liya
dilip- diya jab puche toh bata dena ki mere aate hi woh chala gaya
diya- tum fikar mat karo main sambhal lungi
waise tum bahut achche se chudai karte ho
phir kab aaoge
dilip- dekhunga
tumhari age kitni hai
diya- 33 aur haan mujhe pata hai ki tumne riya ke sath kuch nahi kiya hai
dilip- main muskura diya
phir main shanti ki reports leke bus stop pahuncha
bus mein baith gaya
bus chal padi
dedh ghante baad main gaon pahuncha.'...
dilip- theek chhutti hone se pehle main apne cr mein jaake baith gaya
aditi mere sath baithi hui thi
ravi bhi nahi dikh raha hai
thodi der baad chhutti ho gayi
tabhi vanya mere paas aayi
hum dono chalte hue baate karne lage
vanya- kahan the tum lunch time mein
dilip- woh vinay ke ghar gaya tha
vanya- kyun
main vanya ko ghurne laga
are mera matlab hai tum college ke baad bhi toh ja sakte the
dilip- aage se tumhe batake jaunga
vanya- achchha suno
kal se hum ghar pe hi padhai karenge
dilip- kyun
vanya- woh isliye ki ab hume jyada padhai karni hogi
warna tum aise ghumte rahoge
aur kahi fail ho gaye toh
dilip- kya baat kar rahi ho
pichhle kuch saal se har exams mein main second aaraha hoon
vanya- aur first kon aata hai
dilip- mujhe kya pata koun aata hai
main sirf apne kaam se kaam rakhta hoon
mujhe kya koi bandar ya bandariya first aaye
vanya- gusse mein main first aati hoon
vanya pair patakte hue apne room mein chali gayi
aur main apne aapko kosta raha
main bhi apne room mein aake let gaya
aur pichhle kuch dino ke baare mein sochne laga
kaise main madam ko chudwate hue dekha
phir madam ko maine bola ki sach batane ko
madam apni chudai pure detail ke sath batane lagi
usi din mujhe pata chala ki chudai kise kehte hai kaise karte hain
phir sudha ki wajah se mujhe poora sex gyan mila
sudha ki yaad aate hi main socha ki kal sudha se mil lunga
lekin abhi ek badi problem vanya ko manana hai
phir main kapde badalke vanya ke room pe gaya
gate knock kiya
vanya- room ke andar se koun hai
dilip- main hoon
vanya- kya hai
dilip- kuch nahi bas tumse baat karni hai
vanya- mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni hai
dilip- lekin kyun
vanya- kyunki tumne mujhe bandariya kaha
dilip- toh tum bhi mujhe kuch bol do
vanya gate kholke mujhe ghurne lagi
kya hua chaho toh maar lo
vanya- har waqt majak mat kiya karo
main jo kahungi karoge
dilip- jarur karunga
vanya- toh kitab leke aao
aaj 4 ghante padhai karenge
dilip- yeh sunke mujhe aisa laga ki mera heart fail ho jayega
main akele 4 ghante kya 6 ghante bhi padh sakta hoon
lekin vanya ke sath
vanya har ek word ko pehle samajhti hai phir aage badhti hai
ab kya kar sakte hain
vanya ke sath 4 ghante tak padhai karne ke baad kuch karne ka man hi nahi kar raha tha
main neeche hall mein gaya b nani ke paas
b nani aap bahut thaki lag rahi hain
kya hua aapki tabiyat toh theek hai na
b nani- jab tak mera beta theek hai mujhe kya hoga
dilip- baat mat badaliye
aapko meri kasam bataiye kya baat hai
b nani- bahu subah se na kuch kha rahi hai
na kuch pee rahi hai
dilip- iska matlab aap bhi subah se bhukhi hain
[ mami ke samne jate hi kitna bhi koshish karu
sapna yaad aahi jata hai
phir bhi b nani ke liye mami ko khilana toh padega hi
warna vanya bhi bhukh hadtal kar degi ]
main kitchen mein jaake plate mein khana rakha
aur mami ke room pe gaya
gate knock kiya
mami ne gate khola
mami bahut udaas lag rahi thi
main bina kuch kahe andar jaake bed pe baith gaya
mami gate pe hi khadi mujhe dekh rahi thi
main uthke mami ke paas gaya
aur mami ka hath pakadke bed pe bitha diya
phir toh kamal ho gaya
main apne hath se mami ko khana khilata raha
mami khati rahi
phir main room se bahar agaya
b nani ne jab dekha ki plate mein kuch nahi hai toh woh muskura di
ab raat ke khane ka time ho hi chuka tha
vanya bhi neeche agayi
phir hum sab sath mein khana khane lage
b mama aur unki dusri biwi bhi hamare sath baithke kha rahe the
mera toh khoon jalne laga
ki dusri shaadi ho gayi toh yeh bhi dhyan mein nahi aaraha hai ki ek aur biwi hai
usko dekhle ki woh kaisi hai
tabhi b mama mujhe ghurne lage
meri toh fat gai
main jaldi se khana khake apne room mein agaya
aur baithke sochne laga ki shanti ka kya karu
use seduce bhi nahi kar sakta kyunki time kam hai
upar se exams
ab ek hi rasta hai bimla
wohi meri madad karegi
phir main so gaya
subah mein uthke wohi kiya jo karta hoon
phir akhade se seedha bimla ke ghar gaya...
dilip- gate knock kiya
bimla ki beti ne gate khola
[yeh kaha se tapak gayi]
teri maa hai ghar pe
bkb- haa
main andar jaake khaat pe baith gaya
bkb mujhe ghur rahi thi
paani pilayegi ki khaali ghurti rahegi
bkb mere liye paani leke aayi
main paani pee liya
khadi kyun hai baith na tera hi toh ghar hai
bkb baith gayi
tu toh bol rahi thi ki teri maa hai ghar pe
bkb- naha rahi hain
dilip- tu mujhse baat kyun nahi kar rahi hai
bkb- main aapse kya baat karu
dilip- sabse pehle aap mat bol
main tere se ek do din chhota hi hoon
bkb kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi
dilip- achchha theek hai main jata hoon
phir main bimla ke ghar se bahar agaya
ghar ke peeche gaya khidki se bimla ke ghar mein ghus gaya
bathroom theek room ke samne tha
main nahi chahta tha ki bkb apni maa ko galat samajhe
bkb khaat pe baithi hui thi
ab kya karu main phir khidki se bahar aaya
2 3 patthar leke wapas andar aaya
ek pathar kitchen mein phenk diya
bkb jaldi se kitchen mein bhaagi
shayad usko laga hoga ki billi hai
main bhaagke bathroom mein ghuske gate band kar diya
bimla mujhe dekhke sakpaka gayi
bimla puri nangi thi
bimla- dilip tum meri beti hai ghar mein
dilip- mujhe pata hai main usse chhupke aaya hoon
main bimla ke paas gaya
aur uske boobs ko daba diya
bimla ki aah nikal gayi
mujhe aapko ek baat batani hai
bimla- kya
dilip- [phir main shanti ki sari baat bimla ko bata diya]
bimla- ismein main kya kar sakti hoon
dilip- dekho kaki aapko pata hai ki shanti ka pati dusri shaadi karega hi
woh kabhi nahi manega ki kami usmein hai
kyunki shanti ki sari reports normal hai
isliye ab main uske paas nahi ja sakta
woh mujhse puchegi ki reports mein kya aaya toh
isliye ab aap kuch aisa socho
jisse shanti mere sath chudai karne ke liye tayyar ho jaye
aur main use pregnent kar doon
bimla- iske badle mujhe kya milega
dilip- kya chahiye
bimla- tum
bimla hansne lagi
tabhi bkb ki awaj aayi
bkb- maa kitni der se naha rahi ho
bimla- abhi aayi
ab kya karu
dilip- kya karu matlab
bahar jaake apni beti ko kisi kaam se bahar bhej do
main chala jaunga
bimla bahar chali gayi
thodi der baad bimla aayi
bimla- ab jao
main kal tak kuch soch lungi
dilip- phir main bimla ke gharse chal diya
raste mein mujhe ravi dikha
uske sath 4 5 log bhi the
ravi mujhe dekhke ruk gaya
dilip- tu kuch din se college kyun nahi aaraha hai
ravi- woh meri didi ki shaadi hai isliye
dilip- aur tu mujhe bulane bhi nahi aaya
ravi- mujhe laga ki tu nahi ayega
dilip- aur tujhe aisa kyun laga
ravi- maine socha ki tu thakur hai
meri behen ki shaadi mein kaha se ayega
dilip- sabse pehli baat mere mama thakur hain main nahi samjha
ravi- toh theek hai kal shaam ka mahurat nikla hai
aur agar ayega toh mere ghar pe tujhe rukna padega
kyunki bidai parso hai
dilip- theek hai main aajaunga
thodi der baad main pahuncha ghar
main vanya ke room pe gaya
vanya room mein idhar udhar ghum rahi thi
vanya ke hath mein belan tha
main vanya ke paas gaya
kya hua aise kyun ghum rahi ho
vanya- gusse mein tum akhade se 2 ghante pehle aane wale the
kaha the inti der
dilip- mujhe toh kuch samajh hi nahi aaya
vanya mujhe belan dikhake daant rahi thi
vanya- bologe bhi ki nahi
dilip- woh mere dost ke behen ki shaadi hai kal
usi se milne gaya tha
vanya- kal toh ritu ki shaadi hai
tumhare dost ka naam kya hai
dilip- ravi
vanya- achchha theek hain main kitab leke aati hoon
tumhare room mein abhi 10 baje hain
hum shaam ke 6 baje tak padhai karenge
beech mein ek ghanta khane ki chhutti
dilip- 8 ghante
vanya- kyun kam hai
dilip- nahi nahi theek hai
phir main apne room ki taraf chal diya
aur sochne laga ki jabse maine apna sar foda hai
vanya badal gayi hai
upar se ab hitler ke tone mein baat karti hai
tabhi mere dimaag ki ghanti baji
yeh ritu toh wohi hai jisko maine choda tha
chalo koi baat nahi aur bhi ayengi
main kapde badalke bed pe baith gaya
thodi der baad vanya books leke agayi
uske baad vanya ke sath padhai kiye 8 ghante 48 ghante ke barabr lage mujhe
ek baar toh rone bhi wala tha
phir socha ki aur naraz ho gayi toh
shaam 6 baje vanya mere room se chali gayi
thodi der baad mera phone bajne laga
main phone uthaya
dilip- hello sp sir kaise hain aap
sp- sp nahi ig bolo mla ke case ke baad mera promotion ho gaya
dilip- badhai ho waise aap ig hain toh aapke jijajee ka kya hua
sp- unka bhi promotion ho gaya
waise tumne bataya nahi ki tumhare paiso ka kya karu
dilip- mujhe nahi chahiye woh paise
sp- dekho dilip bhale hi tumne itna bada karnama karke dikha diya hai
par tumhari jindagi abhi shuru hi hui hai
sp- is liye meri baat maano
main tumhare naam se ek account khulwa deta hoon
usmein tumhare paise safe rahenge
aur tum agar woh paise khud ke liye nahi bhi use karte ho
toh koi baat nahi
abhi tumhari puri jindagi padi hai
dilip- theek hai jaisi aapki marzi
phir main phone cut kar diya...
peeche se woh ladki mere gale lag gayi]
yeh aap kya kar rahi hain
chhodiye mujhe main riya ko dhoka nahi de sakta
ladki- koi baat nahi main riya ki behen diya hoon
dilip- main kuch samjha nahi
diya- tumhara naam kya hai
dilip- dilip
diya- toh dilip aaj tum mujhe apni riya hi samjho
dilip- ab main toh yahi chahta tha
agar riya agayi toh woh mujhse naraz ho jayegi
diya- nahi hogi aur agar hogai toh main hoona
[riya ko aane mein 2 ghanta lag jayega]
dilip- diya ke itna kehte hi main peeche mud gaya
aur diya ke hont chusne laga
diya bhi mere lund ko pakadke aage peeche karne lagi
main diya ki sari nikaal diya
ab diya sirf blouse or peticoat mein thi
main diya ki jubaan chuste hue diya ke doodh dabane laga
diya siskiya lene lagi
main diya ki blouse utaar ke side mein rakh diya
diya ke doodh bra ke upar se hi bade dikh rahe the
phir main bina deri kiye diya baki kapde bhi utar diya
diya bhi kahan peeche rehne wali thi
woh bhi mere sare kapde utar di
ab hum dono pure nange the
main diya ko desk pe leta diya
aur diya ke nipple pe jubaan phirane laga
dusre nipple ko masalne laga
3 4 minute baad nipple ko munh mein leke chusne laga
dusre doodh ko dabane laga
diya- dhire dabao dard ho raha hai
dilip- riya ke sath aise hi karta hoon
phir diya kuch nahi boli
main diya ke dusre doodh ko chusne laga
thodi der baad main diya ke dono doodh ko chus ke laaal kar diya
phir main diya ki gehri nabhi apni ungli daalke ghumane laga
diya hil gayi
main diya ki nabhi mein apni jubaan daalke ghumane laga
diya aahe bharne laga
main diya ke doodh dabate hue diya ki nabhi ko apni jubaan se chodne laga
thodi der baad diya ki choot ne pani chhod diya
ab main diya ki choot ko dekhne laga
diya ki choot ek dum gulabi thi
main diya ki choot ke phanko ko kholke dekhne laga
main diya ki choot ko apni jubaan se chatne laga
diya apne hath se mere sar ko choot pe dabane lagi
main diya ki choot ko berehmi se chusne laga
phir diya ki choot ne pani chhod diya
main sara paani pee gaya
uske baad main khada ho gaya
diya ghutno ke bal jameen pe baith gayi
phir diya apni jubaan nikaalke mere lund ko chatne lagi
masti mein meri ankhein band ho gayi
phir diya mere lund ke tope ko munh mein leke chusne lagi
aur mere ando ko sehlane lagi
2 minute baad diya mere aadhe lund ko chusne lagi
diya ke chusne ka andadz dekhke lag raha tha ki puri expert hai lund chusne mein
phir main diya ke munh se apna lund nikaal liya
diya desk pe hath rakhke jhuk gai
main apni pant se condom nikalke apne lund pe laga liya apna lund diya ki choot pe set kiya
aur dhakka maar diya
mera aadha lund diya ki choot mein sama gaya
diya ki cheekh nikal gayi
dilip- cheekho mat koi sun lega
diya- aaah maaar daaalaa
aur bolta hai cheekhoon nahi uii maaa
main ek aur dhakka maar diya
diya ki phir se cheekh nikal gayi
ab mera pura lund diya ki choot mein ja chuka tha
main diya ki kamar pakadke halka dhakka marne laga
thodi der baad diya bhi apni gaand peeche dhakelne laga
diya- aaaah kitna tagda lund hai tera
aur jor se chod faaad de meri chut ko aaah oooh
diya ke munh se yeh sab sunke mujhe jhatka laga
phir bhi main dheere se dhakke laga raha tha
thodi der baad diya ki choot ne pani chhod diya
main diya ki kamar ko jor se pakadke apna aadha lund diya ki choot se bahar nikala aur puri taqat se pel diya
diya ki cheekhne lagi
lekin main ruka nahi tez tez dhakke marne laga
pehle diya ko maze ke sath dard diya
ab dard ke sath maza dena tha
main diya ko chod raha tha
diya aahe bhar rahi thi
dilip- diya kaisa lag raha hai
diya- bahut maza araha hai
pata nahi riya kab se maze kar rahi hai tumhare sath
dilip- diya ab position change karte hain
phir main chair pe baith gaya
aur diya mere khade lund pe apni choot rakhke baithne laga
main diya ki kamar pakadke ke neeche se dhakke marne laga
main diya ke nipple ko apne danto mein pakadke diya ko chodne laga
diya ki choot ne phirse pani chhod diya
main diya ko khada kiya aur diya ki ek taang uthake ek hi baar mein apna pura lund diya ki choot mein daal diya
main diya ko pichhle 30 minute se chod raha tha
main diya ko apni god mein utha liya
aur diya ki choot mein puri taqat se dhakke lagane laga
ab mujhe lag raha tha ki mera nikalne wala hai
main diya ko neeche utaar diya
apne lund se condom nikaalke diya ke munh mein apna lund daal diya
diya mere lund ko chusne lagi
main diya ka sar pakadke tez tez dhakke lagane laga
ek wisfot ke sath mera sara virye diya ke munh mein chala gaya
diya mera sara virye pee gayi
phir main apna kapde pehen liya
dilip- diya jab puche toh bata dena ki mere aate hi woh chala gaya
diya- tum fikar mat karo main sambhal lungi
waise tum bahut achche se chudai karte ho
phir kab aaoge
dilip- dekhunga
tumhari age kitni hai
diya- 33 aur haan mujhe pata hai ki tumne riya ke sath kuch nahi kiya hai
dilip- main muskura diya
phir main shanti ki reports leke bus stop pahuncha
bus mein baith gaya
bus chal padi
dedh ghante baad main gaon pahuncha.'...
dilip- theek chhutti hone se pehle main apne cr mein jaake baith gaya
aditi mere sath baithi hui thi
ravi bhi nahi dikh raha hai
thodi der baad chhutti ho gayi
tabhi vanya mere paas aayi
hum dono chalte hue baate karne lage
vanya- kahan the tum lunch time mein
dilip- woh vinay ke ghar gaya tha
vanya- kyun
main vanya ko ghurne laga
are mera matlab hai tum college ke baad bhi toh ja sakte the
dilip- aage se tumhe batake jaunga
vanya- achchha suno
kal se hum ghar pe hi padhai karenge
dilip- kyun
vanya- woh isliye ki ab hume jyada padhai karni hogi
warna tum aise ghumte rahoge
aur kahi fail ho gaye toh
dilip- kya baat kar rahi ho
pichhle kuch saal se har exams mein main second aaraha hoon
vanya- aur first kon aata hai
dilip- mujhe kya pata koun aata hai
main sirf apne kaam se kaam rakhta hoon
mujhe kya koi bandar ya bandariya first aaye
vanya- gusse mein main first aati hoon
vanya pair patakte hue apne room mein chali gayi
aur main apne aapko kosta raha
main bhi apne room mein aake let gaya
aur pichhle kuch dino ke baare mein sochne laga
kaise main madam ko chudwate hue dekha
phir madam ko maine bola ki sach batane ko
madam apni chudai pure detail ke sath batane lagi
usi din mujhe pata chala ki chudai kise kehte hai kaise karte hain
phir sudha ki wajah se mujhe poora sex gyan mila
sudha ki yaad aate hi main socha ki kal sudha se mil lunga
lekin abhi ek badi problem vanya ko manana hai
phir main kapde badalke vanya ke room pe gaya
gate knock kiya
vanya- room ke andar se koun hai
dilip- main hoon
vanya- kya hai
dilip- kuch nahi bas tumse baat karni hai
vanya- mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni hai
dilip- lekin kyun
vanya- kyunki tumne mujhe bandariya kaha
dilip- toh tum bhi mujhe kuch bol do
vanya gate kholke mujhe ghurne lagi
kya hua chaho toh maar lo
vanya- har waqt majak mat kiya karo
main jo kahungi karoge
dilip- jarur karunga
vanya- toh kitab leke aao
aaj 4 ghante padhai karenge
dilip- yeh sunke mujhe aisa laga ki mera heart fail ho jayega
main akele 4 ghante kya 6 ghante bhi padh sakta hoon
lekin vanya ke sath
vanya har ek word ko pehle samajhti hai phir aage badhti hai
ab kya kar sakte hain
vanya ke sath 4 ghante tak padhai karne ke baad kuch karne ka man hi nahi kar raha tha
main neeche hall mein gaya b nani ke paas
b nani aap bahut thaki lag rahi hain
kya hua aapki tabiyat toh theek hai na
b nani- jab tak mera beta theek hai mujhe kya hoga
dilip- baat mat badaliye
aapko meri kasam bataiye kya baat hai
b nani- bahu subah se na kuch kha rahi hai
na kuch pee rahi hai
dilip- iska matlab aap bhi subah se bhukhi hain
[ mami ke samne jate hi kitna bhi koshish karu
sapna yaad aahi jata hai
phir bhi b nani ke liye mami ko khilana toh padega hi
warna vanya bhi bhukh hadtal kar degi ]
main kitchen mein jaake plate mein khana rakha
aur mami ke room pe gaya
gate knock kiya
mami ne gate khola
mami bahut udaas lag rahi thi
main bina kuch kahe andar jaake bed pe baith gaya
mami gate pe hi khadi mujhe dekh rahi thi
main uthke mami ke paas gaya
aur mami ka hath pakadke bed pe bitha diya
phir toh kamal ho gaya
main apne hath se mami ko khana khilata raha
mami khati rahi
phir main room se bahar agaya
b nani ne jab dekha ki plate mein kuch nahi hai toh woh muskura di
ab raat ke khane ka time ho hi chuka tha
vanya bhi neeche agayi
phir hum sab sath mein khana khane lage
b mama aur unki dusri biwi bhi hamare sath baithke kha rahe the
mera toh khoon jalne laga
ki dusri shaadi ho gayi toh yeh bhi dhyan mein nahi aaraha hai ki ek aur biwi hai
usko dekhle ki woh kaisi hai
tabhi b mama mujhe ghurne lage
meri toh fat gai
main jaldi se khana khake apne room mein agaya
aur baithke sochne laga ki shanti ka kya karu
use seduce bhi nahi kar sakta kyunki time kam hai
upar se exams
ab ek hi rasta hai bimla
wohi meri madad karegi
phir main so gaya
subah mein uthke wohi kiya jo karta hoon
phir akhade se seedha bimla ke ghar gaya...
dilip- gate knock kiya
bimla ki beti ne gate khola
[yeh kaha se tapak gayi]
teri maa hai ghar pe
bkb- haa
main andar jaake khaat pe baith gaya
bkb mujhe ghur rahi thi
paani pilayegi ki khaali ghurti rahegi
bkb mere liye paani leke aayi
main paani pee liya
khadi kyun hai baith na tera hi toh ghar hai
bkb baith gayi
tu toh bol rahi thi ki teri maa hai ghar pe
bkb- naha rahi hain
dilip- tu mujhse baat kyun nahi kar rahi hai
bkb- main aapse kya baat karu
dilip- sabse pehle aap mat bol
main tere se ek do din chhota hi hoon
bkb kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi
dilip- achchha theek hai main jata hoon
phir main bimla ke ghar se bahar agaya
ghar ke peeche gaya khidki se bimla ke ghar mein ghus gaya
bathroom theek room ke samne tha
main nahi chahta tha ki bkb apni maa ko galat samajhe
bkb khaat pe baithi hui thi
ab kya karu main phir khidki se bahar aaya
2 3 patthar leke wapas andar aaya
ek pathar kitchen mein phenk diya
bkb jaldi se kitchen mein bhaagi
shayad usko laga hoga ki billi hai
main bhaagke bathroom mein ghuske gate band kar diya
bimla mujhe dekhke sakpaka gayi
bimla puri nangi thi
bimla- dilip tum meri beti hai ghar mein
dilip- mujhe pata hai main usse chhupke aaya hoon
main bimla ke paas gaya
aur uske boobs ko daba diya
bimla ki aah nikal gayi
mujhe aapko ek baat batani hai
bimla- kya
dilip- [phir main shanti ki sari baat bimla ko bata diya]
bimla- ismein main kya kar sakti hoon
dilip- dekho kaki aapko pata hai ki shanti ka pati dusri shaadi karega hi
woh kabhi nahi manega ki kami usmein hai
kyunki shanti ki sari reports normal hai
isliye ab main uske paas nahi ja sakta
woh mujhse puchegi ki reports mein kya aaya toh
isliye ab aap kuch aisa socho
jisse shanti mere sath chudai karne ke liye tayyar ho jaye
aur main use pregnent kar doon
bimla- iske badle mujhe kya milega
dilip- kya chahiye
bimla- tum
bimla hansne lagi
tabhi bkb ki awaj aayi
bkb- maa kitni der se naha rahi ho
bimla- abhi aayi
ab kya karu
dilip- kya karu matlab
bahar jaake apni beti ko kisi kaam se bahar bhej do
main chala jaunga
bimla bahar chali gayi
thodi der baad bimla aayi
bimla- ab jao
main kal tak kuch soch lungi
dilip- phir main bimla ke gharse chal diya
raste mein mujhe ravi dikha
uske sath 4 5 log bhi the
ravi mujhe dekhke ruk gaya
dilip- tu kuch din se college kyun nahi aaraha hai
ravi- woh meri didi ki shaadi hai isliye
dilip- aur tu mujhe bulane bhi nahi aaya
ravi- mujhe laga ki tu nahi ayega
dilip- aur tujhe aisa kyun laga
ravi- maine socha ki tu thakur hai
meri behen ki shaadi mein kaha se ayega
dilip- sabse pehli baat mere mama thakur hain main nahi samjha
ravi- toh theek hai kal shaam ka mahurat nikla hai
aur agar ayega toh mere ghar pe tujhe rukna padega
kyunki bidai parso hai
dilip- theek hai main aajaunga
thodi der baad main pahuncha ghar
main vanya ke room pe gaya
vanya room mein idhar udhar ghum rahi thi
vanya ke hath mein belan tha
main vanya ke paas gaya
kya hua aise kyun ghum rahi ho
vanya- gusse mein tum akhade se 2 ghante pehle aane wale the
kaha the inti der
dilip- mujhe toh kuch samajh hi nahi aaya
vanya mujhe belan dikhake daant rahi thi
vanya- bologe bhi ki nahi
dilip- woh mere dost ke behen ki shaadi hai kal
usi se milne gaya tha
vanya- kal toh ritu ki shaadi hai
tumhare dost ka naam kya hai
dilip- ravi
vanya- achchha theek hain main kitab leke aati hoon
tumhare room mein abhi 10 baje hain
hum shaam ke 6 baje tak padhai karenge
beech mein ek ghanta khane ki chhutti
dilip- 8 ghante
vanya- kyun kam hai
dilip- nahi nahi theek hai
phir main apne room ki taraf chal diya
aur sochne laga ki jabse maine apna sar foda hai
vanya badal gayi hai
upar se ab hitler ke tone mein baat karti hai
tabhi mere dimaag ki ghanti baji
yeh ritu toh wohi hai jisko maine choda tha
chalo koi baat nahi aur bhi ayengi
main kapde badalke bed pe baith gaya
thodi der baad vanya books leke agayi
uske baad vanya ke sath padhai kiye 8 ghante 48 ghante ke barabr lage mujhe
ek baar toh rone bhi wala tha
phir socha ki aur naraz ho gayi toh
shaam 6 baje vanya mere room se chali gayi
thodi der baad mera phone bajne laga
main phone uthaya
dilip- hello sp sir kaise hain aap
sp- sp nahi ig bolo mla ke case ke baad mera promotion ho gaya
dilip- badhai ho waise aap ig hain toh aapke jijajee ka kya hua
sp- unka bhi promotion ho gaya
waise tumne bataya nahi ki tumhare paiso ka kya karu
dilip- mujhe nahi chahiye woh paise
sp- dekho dilip bhale hi tumne itna bada karnama karke dikha diya hai
par tumhari jindagi abhi shuru hi hui hai
sp- is liye meri baat maano
main tumhare naam se ek account khulwa deta hoon
usmein tumhare paise safe rahenge
aur tum agar woh paise khud ke liye nahi bhi use karte ho
toh koi baat nahi
abhi tumhari puri jindagi padi hai
dilip- theek hai jaisi aapki marzi
phir main phone cut kar diya...
