Update 42

dilip- ghar pahunchke main vanya ke room mein gaya

vanya padhai kar rahi thi

main bhi padhai karne laga

padhai karte hue dopeher ho gayi

main aur vanya khana khane neeche gaye

phir hum sab khana khane lage

main khana khake apne room mein aagaya

theek 10 minute baad main n mami ke room pahuncha

gate knock kiya

n mami ne gate khola

n mami- dilip andar aao

main andar jaake bed pe baith gaya

kal jo chapter padha tha

uska agla chapter padhne laga

beech mein main jaanbujhke n mami se puch leta

isi taraha 1 ghanta beet gaya

phir main vanya ke room mein aagaya

jaise vanya ke room mein dekha mujhe jhatka laga

kyunki vanya bade se teddy ko pyar kar rahi thi

main dheeme kadmo se vanya ke paas pahuncha

vanya teddy ko pyar karne mein lagi thi

dilip- vanya kya kar rahi ho

vanya sakpaka gayi

aram se ghabra kyun rahi ho

vanya- peeche se aake dara diya

dilip- chalo kitab leke baitho

vanya- aaj tum jao kal padhai karenge

dilip- tumhari tabiyat toh theek hai na

vanya- haa tabiyat theek hai

bas aaj padhne ka man nahi hai

dilip- vanya toh mujhe jhatke pe jhtke de rahi hai

chup karke kitab lao

teddy se baad mein khelna

[vanya ki roni surat dekhke mujhe ek aur jhatka laga]

achcha theek aaj rehne dete hain

tum apne teddy ke sath khelo

phir main apne room mein aagaya

aur padhai karne laga

padhai karte hue shaam ho gayi

tabhi b mami mere room mein aagayi

mere liye doodh leke

main doodh pee liya

phir main neeche gaya

b nani ko bata diya ki gaon ghumke aata hoon

main ghar se bahar aaya aur gaon ghumne laga

chowk pe gaya chai peene

sab log mujhe dekhte reh gaye

phir main pahuncha vinay ke ghar

vinay se mile toh kaafi din ho gaya tha

bahar se hi vinay ko awaj diya

vinay ki maa bahar aayi

main kaki ko namaste kiya

vkm- chhote maalik aap andar aaiye

dilip- main apko kitni baar bola mujhe c malik mat bola kijiye

ab agar aapne mujhe c malik kaha hai toh main aapse kabhi baat nahi karunga

vkm- theek hai ab nahi bolungi

dilip- vinay ka ghar jyada bada nahi tha

2 rooms ek kitchen ek bathroom aur beech mein angan tha]

vinay kaha hai

vkm- woh so raha kaam karke bahut thak jata hai

dilip- theek hai main uske room mein jata hoon

[vkm mujhe dekhne lagi]

aap chinta mat karo main sirf usko dekhke aajaunga

vkm- aap kal aake dekh lijiyega abhi woh bahut thaka hua hai

uski neend jara si aahat se tut jaati hai

dilip- [mujhe vkm ki baat sahi lagi]

theek hai main kal aaunga

phir main ghar aagaya

raat ke khane ka time ho gaya

aaj vanya kuch jyada hi khush lag rahi thi

lekin b mama mujhe aaj udas dikhe

shayad isliye ki kayi dino se vanya unse baat nahi ki thi

ab main bhi kya karu vanya ko yeh bhi nahi keh sakta ki tumhare pita ki koi galti nahi thi

halaat hi kuch aise the

haa lekin vidu ko keh sakta hoon ki woh b mama se baat kare

woh bechari toh mujhpe apna sab kuch kurbaan kar chuki hai

main soch mein dooba hua tha

b mami- dilip kya hua

dilip- kuch nahi

phir ham sab khana khake apne apne room mein aagaye

raat ko b mami mere liye doodh leke aagayi

main doodh pee liya

ab waqt tha meri pyari vidu se baat karne ka

main vidu ko phone lagaya

ek ring mein hi vidu phone utha li

vidu- mere patidev ji kaise hain

dilip- meri jaan kaisi hain

vidu- achchi nahi hoon

dilip- kyun kya hua

vidu- aapko dekhne ka bahut man kar raha hai

dilip- [main sochne laga ki kitna time lagega]

vidu- kya soch rahe hain

dilip- kkuch nahi main kya soch sakta hoon main toh aapko hi sochta hoon

vidu- aap mere baare mein hi toh soch rahe hain

ki abhi bike se kitna time lagega yaha mere paas pahunchne

dilip- nahi nahi main yeh thodi soch raha tha

vidu- jhuth mat boliye main agar bolungi ki aap mere liye taare todke la dijiye toh aap la denge

bade aaye ki abhi bike se 3 ghante mein vidu ke paas pahunch jaunga

1 ghanta vidu ke paas rukunga phir 3 ghante mein gaon pahunch jaunga

dilip- [vidu ki kahi har ek baat mere kaano mein gunjne lagi meri dil dugni tezi ke sath dhadakne laga

ki vidu mujhse itna jyada pyar karti hai ki woh mere man ki baat jaan gayi aur vidu jo baat boli main bilkul waisa hi soch raha tha

vidu- kya hua aap mujhse naraz ho gaye

shayad main kuch jyada hi bol gayi

dilip- main apse kabhi naraz nahi reh sakta hoon

woh toh main aapka pyar mehsus kar raha hoon

main aapse jitna pyar kar raha hoon usse kayi jyada aap mujhe pyar karti hain

vidya- itni taarif mat kijiye kahi main khushi ke maare mar na jaun

dilip- vidu ki baat sunke mujhe itna gussa aaya ki main phone seedha deewaar pe de mara

phone ke tukde yahan waha phail gaye

aaj pehli baar mujhe itna jyada gussa aaraha tha

vidu ki kahi baat mere dil ko cheerti hui nikal rahi thi

mujhe kuch samajh hi nahi aaraha tha ki main kya karu

mera dimaag kaam hi nahi kar raha tha

mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha tha ki vidu ne marne ki baat keh di

bhale hi main ayyash hoon lekin main pyar toi vidu se karta hoon na

vidu agar kehti ki main uske liye sab kuch chhod doon

toh main uske liye sab kuch chhod deta

mera sar phata ja raha tha

main br ka gate khola

shower ke neeche khada ho gaya.....

dilip- thanda paani mere sar pe padte hi mera gussa kam hone laga

main nahake br se bahar aaya

aur bed pe let gaya

subah meri ankh khuli toh main ready hoke neeche gaya

sab log dt pe baithe nashta kar rahe the

main bhi baithke nashta karne laga

nashta zabardasti kar raha tha

khane ka bilkul man nahi tha

dilip- b nani aaj main akhade mein nahi jaunga

mujhe aaj jyada padhai karni hai

b nani- theek hai beta mat jana

dilip- jaise taise karke nashta kiya phir wapas apne room mein aagaya

aaj shanti ke paas jaane ka bilkul bhi man nahi ho raha tha

phir mujhe ravi ka khyal aaya

main bimla ke ghar gaya

bimla se bhi baat nahi kiya

seedha shanti ke room mein gaya

shanti bed pe baithi hui thi

main jaldi se apne kapde utar diya

shanti ki paas jaake shanti ke kapde bhi utaar diya

shanti ko letake apna lund shanti ki choot pe set karke ragadne laga

lund choot pe ragadne se mera lund khada hone laga

2 jhatko mein apna lund shanti ki choot mein daalke dhakke lagane laga

aaj na hi shanti ke jism ko chooma aur na hi shanti ki choot chusa

shanti ko dard ho raha tha par main kya karu

kisi cheez mein man nahi lag raha tha

40 minute tak shanti usi positon mein chodta raha

phir apna virye shanti ki choot mein daal diya

is beech shanti ki choot 4 baar paani chhodi

aaj bimla bhi khaat pe nahi thi

main shanti ki taraf dekha toh shanti aaj udas lag rahi thi

dilip- sorry mujhe pata hai ki aaj aapko maza nahi aaya aaj maine aapko sirf dard diya hai

mujhe maaf kar dijiye main bahut sharminda hoon

shanti- koi baat nahi dilip main tumhare aankhe dekhke hi samajh gayi

ki aaj tum badi takleef mein ho

dekho na tumhari ankho se abhi bhi ansu beh rahe hain

dilip- main shanti ke mathe ko choomke bahar aagaya

aur nahake apne kapde pehen liya

bimla se thodi der baat karke ghar aagaya

phir apne hi room mein padhai karne laga

thodi der baad koi mere room ka gate jor jor se knock karne laga

main jaake gate khola

vanya hatho mein phone liye kaanp rahi thi

dilip- vanya kya hua

vanya kuch nahi boli

vanya batao kya hua tum kaanp kyun rahi ho

vanya kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi

ab mujhe ghabrahat mehsus hone laga

tabhi phone dobara bajne laga

main vanya ke hath se phone le liya

jaise hi kaan mein lagaya arunadi ke rone ki awaj sunai di

dilip- di kya hua aap ro kyun rahi ho

aruna- [rotehue] dilip woh woh

dilip- di bataiye na kya hua hai

idhar vanya bhi kuch bol nahi rahi hai

aruna- woh vidyadi

dilip- vidyadi kya hua vidyadi ko

aruna- vidyadi hospital mein hain

woh apne hath ki nase kaat li hain

dilip- kyaaa arunadi mazak mat kijiye

aruna- mazak nahi kar rahi hoon

tu jaldi se sabko leke **** hospital aaja

dilip- arunadi main keh raha hoon na mazak mat kijiye

aruna- [cheekhte hue] bewakoof idiot tujhe yeh mazak lag raha hai

jaldi se sabko leke aa

arunadi phone cut kar di

dilip- main yeh maanne ke liye tayyar hi nahi tha ki meri vidu aisa kar sakti hai

main apne aap ko sambhala kyunki main yeh maan hi nahi sakta tha

ki meri pyari vidu mujhe chhodne ke jaane ka soch bhi sakti hai

main vanya ko pakadke hilaya

vanya hosh mein aate hi mere gale lagke rone lagi...

dilip- vanya rona band karo

vidyadi ko kuch nahi hua hai

vanya- aruna di toh

dilip- bola na chup karo

main vanya ko apne aapse alag kiya

chalo neeche hum sab sheher jaane wale hain

main aur vanya neeche aaye

vanya ke rone ki awaj sunke b mami b nani aur b mama hamare paas aagaye

b nani- kya hua dilip vanya kyun ro rahi hai

b mami- vanu kya hua beta kyun ro rahi hai

vanya b mami ke gale lagke rone lagi

b mama- dilip

dilip- maine kuch nahi kiya hai

arunadi ka phone aaya tha

woh keh rahi thi ki vidyadi ne apne hath ki nas kaat li hai

aur woh hospital mein hai

yeh sunke sabke pairo tale jameen khisak gayi

vanya ke sath b mami bhi rone lagi

aur b mama ne mujhe thappad maar diya

thappad itna jor ka tha ki mere hont phat gaye

b mama- tum yeh baat itne aram se bol rahe ho

[cheekhke] lakhan

lakhan daudta hua andar aaya

lakhan- jee maalik

b mama- lakhan gaadi nikaalo

hum jatin ke sheher ja rahe hain

jaldi

lakhan gaadi leke bahar mein aagaya

sab log gaadi mein jaake baith gaye

b nani mera hath pakadke mujhe dusri gaadi ke paas le gayi

phir mujhe andar leke baith gayi

gaadi mein n mami bhi baithi thi

phir dono gaadi chal padi

mere sath sirf b nani aur n mami thi gaadi mein

b nani apne aanchal se mere hont pe jo khoon jam gaya tha

woh saaf karne lagi

dilip- b nani mama ne mujhe kyun mara arunadi toh mazak kar rahi thi

b nani- beta teri tabiyat theek nahi hai tu so ja

dilip- [muskurake] b nani mujhe kya hua hai

aap log hi bina matlab ke pareshaan ho rahi hain

b nani- tujhe meri kasam tu so ja

main b nani ke god mein apna sar rakh diya

neend toh nahi aayi

3 ghante mein hum log hospital pahunche

b mama aur b mami vanya sab daudte hue hospital ke andar gaye

main aram se andar gaya

sab behne ro rahi thi

b mami c mami ke gale lagke rone lagi

b mama ki ankhon se ansu behne lage

thodi der baad doctor icu se bahar aaya

b mama- doctor sahab kaisi hai hamari beti

doctor- hum log puri koshish kar rahe hain

patient ka bahut khoon beh chuka hai

baaki jo bhagwaan ki marzi hogi wohi hoga

yeh sunke b mama ne doctor ka collar pakad liya

b mama- doctor mere khoon ki ek ek boond meri beti ko de do

lekin agar meri beti ko kuch ho gaya

toh yeh hospital ko shamshaan bhoomi mein badal dunga

tabhi c mama aagaye

c mama- bhai sahab chhodiye inko

kitni koshish karne ke baad b mama ne doctor ka collar chhod diya

c mama- sorry doctor very sorry

doctor- its ok thakur sahab

mujhe pata hain yeh kaafi pareshan hain

aur yeh hospital aapka hi hai

aap samajh sakte hain ki hum apni jee jaan se koshish kar rahe hain

yeh kehke doctor icu mein chala gaya

shaam ho gai lekin operetion abhi tak chal raha tha

sabki ankho se ansu nikal rahe the lekin main manne ko tayyar hi nahi tha

ki vidu apni jindagi ke liye maut se lad rahi hai

tabhi doctor aur nurses icu se bahar aagaye

b mama- doctor sahab meri beti toh theek hai na

doctor- sorry humne bahut koshish ki lekin aisa lagta hai ki patient jeena hi nahi chahti thi

she is dead

b mama- matlab

doctor- ab woh is duniya mein nahi rahi...​
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