Update 43
dilip- yeh sunte hi b mama daudke icu mein gaye
b mama ke peeche b mami b nani aur vanya bhi dauke andar chali gayi
c mama aur kisi ko bhi andar nahi jane de rahe the
phir b mami behosh ho gayi
unko dusre room mein shift kiya gaya
thodi der baad sab behne ek ek karke andar chali gayi
main icu ke bahar ek side mein khada hoke yeh sab dekh raha tha
thodi der baad c mama mere paas aaye
c mama- dilip tum bhi chalke vidya ko dekh lo
vidya tumhari bhi toh behen thi
dilip- aap kya bol rahe hai meri kuch bhi samajh mein nahi aaraha hai
c mama- dilip vidya mar chuki hai
dilip- theek hai main aata hoon
c mama chale gaye
main hospital se bahar aaya aur lakhan ke paas gaya
dilip- lakhan mujhe lag raha hai ki kuch gadbad hai
lakhan- kya gadbad hai c maalik
dilip- kuch logo ke paas maine guns dekhi hain
lakhan- kya aaj toh hamare paas aadmi bhi nahi hain
kitne log hain
dilip- 7 8 log honge
lakhan kuch sochne laga
lakhan apne peeche se ek gun nikaalke mujhe de diya
lakhan- aap yeh b maalik ko de dijiye
main dekhta hoon woh kaun log hain
lakhan chala gaya
main gun apne piche paint mein ghusa liya
aur pahuncha icu ke bahar dheeme kadmo se andar gaya
b mama ek laash ke sar ke paas baithe the
vanya uske pairo ke paas baithi thi
ab mujhe toh yakeen tha
ki yeh meri vidu nahi hai
phir bhi main us laash ke paas gaya
laash ko safed kapde mein dhaka hua tha
main laash ke paas gaya
aur apne hath se kapde ko neeche karne laga
jaise hi main us laash ka chehra dekha
meri ankho se mere ansu sailaab banke behne lage
meri duniya ujad chuki thi kyunki woh laash nahi thi woh meri vidu thi
jo mujhse kiye har waade ko tod ke is duniya se ja chuki thi
agar vidu mujhe chhod deti toh main jee bhi leta
lekin sirf meri wajah se meri vidu is duniya mein nahi thi
dilip- vidyadi uthiye na
main vidyadi ko awaj deta raha
lekin vidyadi nahi uthi
tabhi b nani mere kandhe pe hath rakhdi
b nani vidyadi uth kyun nahi rahi hain
b nani- beta ab woh kabhi nahi uthegi
dilip- are haan main bhi kitna paagal hoon
yeh toh meri pyari vidu hai
sab sochne lage ki main pyar se vidyadi ko vidu keh raha hoon
main vidu ka hath pakad liya
aapko yaad hai aap mujhse kitna pyar karti thi
thi nahi hain
dekhiye na aapka dilip aapke paas hai
aapka hath padkde hue
apni ankhein kholiye na
aap mere sath mazak kar rahi hain na
lagta hai kal ki baat se aap mujhse naraz hain
hona bhi chahiye maine kaam hi aisa kiya hai
[sab log ankhein phaadke mujhe dekh rahe the
kisi ko bhi meri baate samajh mein nahi aarahi thi]
are haan main toh bhool hi gaya ki aap toh mujhe pyar se patidevi ji kehti hain
[yeh sunke waha ke har shakhs ke pairo tale zameen khisak jati hai]
main vidu ka hath pakde hue bola
dekhiye na aapke patidev ji aapke samne khade hain
[b mama ko toh samajh hi nahi aaraha tha ki woh apni beti ke liye dukhi ho
ya mujhpe gussa]
b mama- [cheekhke]dilip
dilip- main bina dekhe b mama ki taraf hath kar diya] main apni vidu se baat kar raha hoon
ek baar meri vidu mujhe dekhle
phir aap mujhe jaan se maar dijiyega
mere sath jo karna ho kijiyega
[kisi ko bhi yeh ummid nahi thi
ki main jo b mama ke naam se kanpne lagta tha
woh aaj b mama ko chup rehne ko keh raha hai
uske baad b mama kuch nahi bole
b nani to mujhe dekhti reh gayi]...
dilip- main vidu ke paas baith gaya
aapko pata hai kal main kitna roya
aaj phir aap mujhe rula rahi hain
mujhe pata hai ki main kal phone todke galat kiya
mujhe aapse poori baat karni chahiye thi
aap toh kehti thi
yeh main thi kyun bolta hoon
kehti hain ki aap mujhse bahut pyar karti hain
uthiye na aap meri baat nahi maanengi
aap toh mujhse ruth gayi
mujhe aapko manana padega
achcha mere liye nahi uthna chahti hain aap
aap vanya ke liye uth jaiye
dekhiye na vanya kitna ro rahi hai
uthiye na aap uth jaiye aapke badle main apni jaan de dunga
b nani mere paas aagayi
aur mere sar pe hath rakhke
b nani- beta woh ab nahi uthegi woh jaa chuki hai
dilip- aisa mat boliye woh yahi pe hai
yeh mujhe pyar karti hain
yeh meri baat jarur maanengi
b nani- beta sambhal apne aapko
ab woh nahi uthegi
b mama- bahut ho gaya tumhara natak
ab jaake side mein khade ho jao
dimaag toh nahi kharab ho gaya hai tumhara
yeh kya vidu vidu laga rakha hai
dilip- aap log aise nahi maanenge
[main apne peeche se gun nikaalke apni kanpatti pe laga diya
sab ki cheekh nikal gayi]
ab agar aap mein se koi kuch bola hai
toh main apne aap ko goli maar lunga
[main apni behno ki taraf dekha sab ro rahi thi]
aap sab rona band kijiye
koi mara nahi hai yaha pe
[sab behno ne rona band kar diya
sirf hichkiya le rahi thi]
main wapas vidu ke chehre ko dekhne laga
aapko mujhse baat nahi karni hai mat kijiye
lekin ek baar apni ankhein kholke apne patidev ji ko dekh toh lijiye
kahi aisa na ho ki aap ankhein khole aur meri laash aapke samne padi ho
main thodi der tak waise hi vidu ke paas apni kanpatti pe gun lagaye baitha raha
tabhi gate kholke ek doctor andar aaya
mujhe dekhke woh ghabra gaya
b mama ne us doctor ko bahar jaane ka ishaara kiya
main apni bheegi ankho se aas lagaye vidu ko dekhta raha
lekin vidu uth hi nahi rahi thi
main apne hath se vidu ke gaal sehlane laga
shayad aisa karne se vidu apni aankhein kholke mujhe dekh le
thodi der tak main vidu ke gaal sehlata raha lekin vidu waise hi leti rahi
ab meri himmat tutne lagi thi
itna dard toh tab bhi nahi hua tha
jab maa ko awaj deta aur woh nahi aati]
theek hai aapko nahi uthna hai toh mat uthiye
mujhe kya lekin main aapke bina jee nahi sakunga
main 10 tak ginunga
1
b nana- dilip tu apni b nani ko chhodke chala jaega
main kaise jeeungi tere bina
kya yahi sila dega tu meri mamta ka
dilip- b nani main toh shayad jee bhi leta
lekin vidu ke bina kaise jeeun
mujhe yaad hai maine kisiko bola tha ki agar aapka pyar aapse door ho jae
toh aap apne pariwaar ke liye zinda raho
aur agar pariwaar nahi hai toh is ummid mein jinda raho
ki shayad aapko kabhi pyar aur pariwaar mil jae
aaj pata chala ki pyar kya hota hai
aur pariwaar kya hota hai
pyar toh bhool bhi jata
lekin yaha toh pariwaar mein hi pyar ho gaya
2
3
4
sab behne rone lagi bilakhne lagi
5
6
b nani- beta dilip ruk ja
7
8
[main apna hath vidu ke hath mein tight pakad liya
main vanya ki taraf dekha
vanya mujhe dabdabyi ankho se dekh rahi thi]
vanya b nani ka khyaal rakhna
unhe kabhi koi takleef nahi honi chahiye
mujhe maaf kar dijiye b nani main apko sirf takleef diya hai
9
meri pyari vidu aap mujhse ek baat kahi thi
ki main aapse naraz na houn
main aapse bahut naraz hoon
aur aapse naraz hoke ja raha hoon
10
sabki cheekh nikal gayi
main trigger pe apni ungli dabane laga
tabhi mere hath mein vidu ka jo hath tha
mujhe hilta hua mehsus hone laga
main vidu ki taraf dekha
vidu ki ankhein band thi
main muskura diya
aapke pyar ne paagal kar diya hai mujhe
main apni ankhein band kar liya
aur trigger dabane laga
tabhi mere kaano mein vidu ki meethi bhari awaj padi
vidu- aap mujhse naraz hain
dilip- main apni ankhein kholke dekha
vidu apni aadhi khuli ankhe kholke muskura rahi thi...
vidu- boliye na aap mujhse naraz hain
dilip- [mere hath se gun neeche gid gaya
main apne dono hatho se vidu ka hath thaam liya]
nahi nahi main apni vidu se kyun naraz hounga
[ aaj toh har kisi ko shock lag raha tha
par mujhe nahi mujhe yakeen tha ki meri vidu mere se kiye waade ko todke kabhi nahi jayegi
b mama- [cheekhke] doctor
doctor sab daudte hue aaye
phir doctor ne sabko bahar jaane ko bola
sab log bahar chale gaye
sirf b mama the
vanya ko b nani apne sath le gayi
doctor mere paas aake
doctor- sir aap bhi bahar jaiye
dilip- aap ko jo karna hai mere samne kijiye
pehle bhi aap galti kar chuke hain
doctor- sir us waqt sach mein mar
dilip- [ gussemein ]bor mat kijiye
doctor- sir aap hi samjhaiye
vidu- aap jaiye na main theek hoon
dilip- vidu ki baat main kaise mana karta
main chupchaap icu se bahar aake side mein khada ho gaya
c mama aur pariwaar ek side mein khade the
b nani vanya aur n mami ek side mein khadi thi
sab log mujhe ghur rahe the
meri ankho se abhi bhi ansu beh rahe the lekin khushi ke
tabhi lakhan mere paas aaya
lakhan- c maalik mujhe toh koi nahi mila
yaha toh sab theek hai na
dilip- sab theek hai aap aram kijiye
dekhte dekhte raat ho gayi
b mami ko hosh aagaya
b mami ward se bahar aayi
b mami ke bahar aate hi vanya b mami ke gale lagke rone lagi
main hospital canteen se jaake sabke liye kuch na kuch khane ke liye le aaya
sab log woh khane lage
ab sirf b mama bache the
jo side mein khade vidu ko dekh rahe the
main b mama ke paas gaya
dilip- aap kuch kha lijiye
lijiye na
b mama mere sar pe hath rakh diye
main wapas apni jaga aake khada ho gaya
tabhi b nani mere paas aayi
b nani- tu bhi toh kuch khale
subah se bhukha hai
dilip- mujhe pata hai aapne bhi kuch nahi khaya hai
main aur b nani bench pe baith gaye
main b nani ko sandwich khilane laga
b nani bhi mujhe khilane lagi
tabhi hamare paas b mami aur vanya aagayi
b mami mujhe apne seene se lagake rone lagi
main b mami ke ansu pocha
dilip- aap ro kyun rahi ho
b mami- tera pyar ko dekhke
aaj tere pyar ki wajah se meri beti jinda hai
[main samajh gaya ki vanya ne b mami ko sab bata diya hai
dilip- woh mari kab thi
woh toh hamesha jinda thi jinda hai
aap log hi bina matlab ke ansu baha rahe the
b mami- haa beta hum log toh bewakoof hain
ek tu hi hamare pariwaar mein samajhdaar hai
hame maaf kar de
dilip- aapne kuch khaya nahi hoga
vanya tum bhi baitho
aur yeh lo sandwich bahut achcha hai
phir hum sab sandwich khane lage
isi beech doctor aake bola ki kal aap patient ko le ja sakte hain
meri jagah koi aur hota toh doctor ke daant tod deta
main meri behno ke paas gayi
main kuch bolne wala tha ki sab behne mere gale lagke rone lagi
dilip- aap sab bhi rone lagi
aap sabko rota hua dekhke kya vidu ko achcha lagega
aruna- kisko
dilip- vidu ko
aaj pehli baar mujhe sharam aarahi thi
avantika- didi dekho na hamara bhai kaise sharma raha hai
dilip- [ab toh yeh sab mera mazak banake rakh dengi]
uparse doctor ne mujhe meri pyari vidu se milne bhi nahi diya
aise hi sab log bench pe so gaye...
b mama ke peeche b mami b nani aur vanya bhi dauke andar chali gayi
c mama aur kisi ko bhi andar nahi jane de rahe the
phir b mami behosh ho gayi
unko dusre room mein shift kiya gaya
thodi der baad sab behne ek ek karke andar chali gayi
main icu ke bahar ek side mein khada hoke yeh sab dekh raha tha
thodi der baad c mama mere paas aaye
c mama- dilip tum bhi chalke vidya ko dekh lo
vidya tumhari bhi toh behen thi
dilip- aap kya bol rahe hai meri kuch bhi samajh mein nahi aaraha hai
c mama- dilip vidya mar chuki hai
dilip- theek hai main aata hoon
c mama chale gaye
main hospital se bahar aaya aur lakhan ke paas gaya
dilip- lakhan mujhe lag raha hai ki kuch gadbad hai
lakhan- kya gadbad hai c maalik
dilip- kuch logo ke paas maine guns dekhi hain
lakhan- kya aaj toh hamare paas aadmi bhi nahi hain
kitne log hain
dilip- 7 8 log honge
lakhan kuch sochne laga
lakhan apne peeche se ek gun nikaalke mujhe de diya
lakhan- aap yeh b maalik ko de dijiye
main dekhta hoon woh kaun log hain
lakhan chala gaya
main gun apne piche paint mein ghusa liya
aur pahuncha icu ke bahar dheeme kadmo se andar gaya
b mama ek laash ke sar ke paas baithe the
vanya uske pairo ke paas baithi thi
ab mujhe toh yakeen tha
ki yeh meri vidu nahi hai
phir bhi main us laash ke paas gaya
laash ko safed kapde mein dhaka hua tha
main laash ke paas gaya
aur apne hath se kapde ko neeche karne laga
jaise hi main us laash ka chehra dekha
meri ankho se mere ansu sailaab banke behne lage
meri duniya ujad chuki thi kyunki woh laash nahi thi woh meri vidu thi
jo mujhse kiye har waade ko tod ke is duniya se ja chuki thi
agar vidu mujhe chhod deti toh main jee bhi leta
lekin sirf meri wajah se meri vidu is duniya mein nahi thi
dilip- vidyadi uthiye na
main vidyadi ko awaj deta raha
lekin vidyadi nahi uthi
tabhi b nani mere kandhe pe hath rakhdi
b nani vidyadi uth kyun nahi rahi hain
b nani- beta ab woh kabhi nahi uthegi
dilip- are haan main bhi kitna paagal hoon
yeh toh meri pyari vidu hai
sab sochne lage ki main pyar se vidyadi ko vidu keh raha hoon
main vidu ka hath pakad liya
aapko yaad hai aap mujhse kitna pyar karti thi
thi nahi hain
dekhiye na aapka dilip aapke paas hai
aapka hath padkde hue
apni ankhein kholiye na
aap mere sath mazak kar rahi hain na
lagta hai kal ki baat se aap mujhse naraz hain
hona bhi chahiye maine kaam hi aisa kiya hai
[sab log ankhein phaadke mujhe dekh rahe the
kisi ko bhi meri baate samajh mein nahi aarahi thi]
are haan main toh bhool hi gaya ki aap toh mujhe pyar se patidevi ji kehti hain
[yeh sunke waha ke har shakhs ke pairo tale zameen khisak jati hai]
main vidu ka hath pakde hue bola
dekhiye na aapke patidev ji aapke samne khade hain
[b mama ko toh samajh hi nahi aaraha tha ki woh apni beti ke liye dukhi ho
ya mujhpe gussa]
b mama- [cheekhke]dilip
dilip- main bina dekhe b mama ki taraf hath kar diya] main apni vidu se baat kar raha hoon
ek baar meri vidu mujhe dekhle
phir aap mujhe jaan se maar dijiyega
mere sath jo karna ho kijiyega
[kisi ko bhi yeh ummid nahi thi
ki main jo b mama ke naam se kanpne lagta tha
woh aaj b mama ko chup rehne ko keh raha hai
uske baad b mama kuch nahi bole
b nani to mujhe dekhti reh gayi]...
dilip- main vidu ke paas baith gaya
aapko pata hai kal main kitna roya
aaj phir aap mujhe rula rahi hain
mujhe pata hai ki main kal phone todke galat kiya
mujhe aapse poori baat karni chahiye thi
aap toh kehti thi
yeh main thi kyun bolta hoon
kehti hain ki aap mujhse bahut pyar karti hain
uthiye na aap meri baat nahi maanengi
aap toh mujhse ruth gayi
mujhe aapko manana padega
achcha mere liye nahi uthna chahti hain aap
aap vanya ke liye uth jaiye
dekhiye na vanya kitna ro rahi hai
uthiye na aap uth jaiye aapke badle main apni jaan de dunga
b nani mere paas aagayi
aur mere sar pe hath rakhke
b nani- beta woh ab nahi uthegi woh jaa chuki hai
dilip- aisa mat boliye woh yahi pe hai
yeh mujhe pyar karti hain
yeh meri baat jarur maanengi
b nani- beta sambhal apne aapko
ab woh nahi uthegi
b mama- bahut ho gaya tumhara natak
ab jaake side mein khade ho jao
dimaag toh nahi kharab ho gaya hai tumhara
yeh kya vidu vidu laga rakha hai
dilip- aap log aise nahi maanenge
[main apne peeche se gun nikaalke apni kanpatti pe laga diya
sab ki cheekh nikal gayi]
ab agar aap mein se koi kuch bola hai
toh main apne aap ko goli maar lunga
[main apni behno ki taraf dekha sab ro rahi thi]
aap sab rona band kijiye
koi mara nahi hai yaha pe
[sab behno ne rona band kar diya
sirf hichkiya le rahi thi]
main wapas vidu ke chehre ko dekhne laga
aapko mujhse baat nahi karni hai mat kijiye
lekin ek baar apni ankhein kholke apne patidev ji ko dekh toh lijiye
kahi aisa na ho ki aap ankhein khole aur meri laash aapke samne padi ho
main thodi der tak waise hi vidu ke paas apni kanpatti pe gun lagaye baitha raha
tabhi gate kholke ek doctor andar aaya
mujhe dekhke woh ghabra gaya
b mama ne us doctor ko bahar jaane ka ishaara kiya
main apni bheegi ankho se aas lagaye vidu ko dekhta raha
lekin vidu uth hi nahi rahi thi
main apne hath se vidu ke gaal sehlane laga
shayad aisa karne se vidu apni aankhein kholke mujhe dekh le
thodi der tak main vidu ke gaal sehlata raha lekin vidu waise hi leti rahi
ab meri himmat tutne lagi thi
itna dard toh tab bhi nahi hua tha
jab maa ko awaj deta aur woh nahi aati]
theek hai aapko nahi uthna hai toh mat uthiye
mujhe kya lekin main aapke bina jee nahi sakunga
main 10 tak ginunga
1
b nana- dilip tu apni b nani ko chhodke chala jaega
main kaise jeeungi tere bina
kya yahi sila dega tu meri mamta ka
dilip- b nani main toh shayad jee bhi leta
lekin vidu ke bina kaise jeeun
mujhe yaad hai maine kisiko bola tha ki agar aapka pyar aapse door ho jae
toh aap apne pariwaar ke liye zinda raho
aur agar pariwaar nahi hai toh is ummid mein jinda raho
ki shayad aapko kabhi pyar aur pariwaar mil jae
aaj pata chala ki pyar kya hota hai
aur pariwaar kya hota hai
pyar toh bhool bhi jata
lekin yaha toh pariwaar mein hi pyar ho gaya
2
3
4
sab behne rone lagi bilakhne lagi
5
6
b nani- beta dilip ruk ja
7
8
[main apna hath vidu ke hath mein tight pakad liya
main vanya ki taraf dekha
vanya mujhe dabdabyi ankho se dekh rahi thi]
vanya b nani ka khyaal rakhna
unhe kabhi koi takleef nahi honi chahiye
mujhe maaf kar dijiye b nani main apko sirf takleef diya hai
9
meri pyari vidu aap mujhse ek baat kahi thi
ki main aapse naraz na houn
main aapse bahut naraz hoon
aur aapse naraz hoke ja raha hoon
10
sabki cheekh nikal gayi
main trigger pe apni ungli dabane laga
tabhi mere hath mein vidu ka jo hath tha
mujhe hilta hua mehsus hone laga
main vidu ki taraf dekha
vidu ki ankhein band thi
main muskura diya
aapke pyar ne paagal kar diya hai mujhe
main apni ankhein band kar liya
aur trigger dabane laga
tabhi mere kaano mein vidu ki meethi bhari awaj padi
vidu- aap mujhse naraz hain
dilip- main apni ankhein kholke dekha
vidu apni aadhi khuli ankhe kholke muskura rahi thi...
vidu- boliye na aap mujhse naraz hain
dilip- [mere hath se gun neeche gid gaya
main apne dono hatho se vidu ka hath thaam liya]
nahi nahi main apni vidu se kyun naraz hounga
[ aaj toh har kisi ko shock lag raha tha
par mujhe nahi mujhe yakeen tha ki meri vidu mere se kiye waade ko todke kabhi nahi jayegi
b mama- [cheekhke] doctor
doctor sab daudte hue aaye
phir doctor ne sabko bahar jaane ko bola
sab log bahar chale gaye
sirf b mama the
vanya ko b nani apne sath le gayi
doctor mere paas aake
doctor- sir aap bhi bahar jaiye
dilip- aap ko jo karna hai mere samne kijiye
pehle bhi aap galti kar chuke hain
doctor- sir us waqt sach mein mar
dilip- [ gussemein ]bor mat kijiye
doctor- sir aap hi samjhaiye
vidu- aap jaiye na main theek hoon
dilip- vidu ki baat main kaise mana karta
main chupchaap icu se bahar aake side mein khada ho gaya
c mama aur pariwaar ek side mein khade the
b nani vanya aur n mami ek side mein khadi thi
sab log mujhe ghur rahe the
meri ankho se abhi bhi ansu beh rahe the lekin khushi ke
tabhi lakhan mere paas aaya
lakhan- c maalik mujhe toh koi nahi mila
yaha toh sab theek hai na
dilip- sab theek hai aap aram kijiye
dekhte dekhte raat ho gayi
b mami ko hosh aagaya
b mami ward se bahar aayi
b mami ke bahar aate hi vanya b mami ke gale lagke rone lagi
main hospital canteen se jaake sabke liye kuch na kuch khane ke liye le aaya
sab log woh khane lage
ab sirf b mama bache the
jo side mein khade vidu ko dekh rahe the
main b mama ke paas gaya
dilip- aap kuch kha lijiye
lijiye na
b mama mere sar pe hath rakh diye
main wapas apni jaga aake khada ho gaya
tabhi b nani mere paas aayi
b nani- tu bhi toh kuch khale
subah se bhukha hai
dilip- mujhe pata hai aapne bhi kuch nahi khaya hai
main aur b nani bench pe baith gaye
main b nani ko sandwich khilane laga
b nani bhi mujhe khilane lagi
tabhi hamare paas b mami aur vanya aagayi
b mami mujhe apne seene se lagake rone lagi
main b mami ke ansu pocha
dilip- aap ro kyun rahi ho
b mami- tera pyar ko dekhke
aaj tere pyar ki wajah se meri beti jinda hai
[main samajh gaya ki vanya ne b mami ko sab bata diya hai
dilip- woh mari kab thi
woh toh hamesha jinda thi jinda hai
aap log hi bina matlab ke ansu baha rahe the
b mami- haa beta hum log toh bewakoof hain
ek tu hi hamare pariwaar mein samajhdaar hai
hame maaf kar de
dilip- aapne kuch khaya nahi hoga
vanya tum bhi baitho
aur yeh lo sandwich bahut achcha hai
phir hum sab sandwich khane lage
isi beech doctor aake bola ki kal aap patient ko le ja sakte hain
meri jagah koi aur hota toh doctor ke daant tod deta
main meri behno ke paas gayi
main kuch bolne wala tha ki sab behne mere gale lagke rone lagi
dilip- aap sab bhi rone lagi
aap sabko rota hua dekhke kya vidu ko achcha lagega
aruna- kisko
dilip- vidu ko
aaj pehli baar mujhe sharam aarahi thi
avantika- didi dekho na hamara bhai kaise sharma raha hai
dilip- [ab toh yeh sab mera mazak banake rakh dengi]
uparse doctor ne mujhe meri pyari vidu se milne bhi nahi diya
aise hi sab log bench pe so gaye...
