Update 44
dilip- main raat bhar jaaga raha
subah ho gayi
b mama ko dekhke laga ki woh bhi raat bhar nahi soye hain
ek toh yeh doctor itna bada tha
ki mujhe milne hi nahi de raha tha vidu se
thodi der baad vidu bahar aayi strecher pe
vidu shayad soyi hui thi
doctor b mama ko side mein leke gaye
doctor- thakur sahab yeh chamatkar se kam nahi hai
ki aapki beti mar ke bhi jinda ho gayi
shayad humse koi galti ho gayi ho
lekin hum yeh nahi bhool sakte ki 8 ghante tak apki beti ke hath se khoon behta raha
aap ek aur baat ka dhyaan rakkhe
ki aapki beti us ladke ke sath emotionally jud chuki hai
us ladke ko agar ek bhi kharoch aayi toh aapki beti shayad phir usi haalat mein wapas chali jaye
dilip- ward boy strecher ko ambulance mein daal diye
main jaldi se ambulance mein baith gaya
phir b mama aur vanya aake baith gayi
b mama jab ambulance mein baithne aaye
woh mujhe dekhke dusri gaadi mein baith gaye
phir ambulance chal padi c mama ke ghar
main vidu ka hath apne dono hath mein tham liya
waise b mami ke samne yeh karne mein sharam aarahi thi
lekin kya karu main apna munh dusri taraf kar liya
thodi der baad hum sab
c mama ke ghar pahunche
vidu abhi bhi soyi hui thi
ward boy sab strecher ko neeche utarne lage
dilip- aap rehne do main karta hoon
main vidu ko apni god mein utha liya
aur vidu ke room mein pahuncha
vidu ko bed pe lita diya
jaise hi main peeche muda
meri fat gai mere samne mera pura pariwar khada hoke mujhe ghur raha tha
main socha ki itna barish kaha se ho rahi hai
main apne mathe pe hath lagake dekha toh mujhe pata chala ki main paseene se bheeg gaya hoon
tabhi b mama mere paas aaye
b mama- hume tumse baat karni hai
aao hamare sath
dilip- b mama mera hath pakadke mujhe apne sath dusre room mein leke gaye
b nani kuch bolna chahti thi lekin bol nahi payi
b mama mera hath chhodke gate lock kar diya
phir ek kursi pe baith gaye
b mama- baith jao
[main b mama ke samne wali kursi pe baith gaya
andar se toh puri fati padi thi]
b mama- yeh toh hum dekh chuke hain ki kal tumne kya kiya aur kya nahi kiya
ab hum yeh janna chahte hain ki tum aage kya karna chahte ho
dilip- aaap aap jo kahenge kkkarunga
b mama- [ankhdikhatehue] humne pucha ki kya karoge
dilip- [main socha beta dilip ab agar shaheed hona hai toh ek koshish karne mein kya jata hai
shayad b mama maan jaye]
[main ek lambi saans liya]
apni padhai puri karke vidu se shaadi karunga
b mama mujhe dekhte reh gaye
thodi der tak b mama kuch sochte rahe
b mama- theek hai hume tum par vishwaash hai
hamara bharosa tutne mat dena
tum samajh rahe ho na hum kya kehna chahte hain
dilip- [mere man mein toh laddu phutne lage
main toh socha tha ki b mama mujhe jaan se maar denge]
jee main apka vishwaash kabhi tutne nahi doonga
main aapse waada karta hoon
b mama- theek hai ab jao
dilip- main room se bahar aagaya
aur seedha vidu ke room mein gaya
abhi bhi sab room mein khade the
mere paas meri sab behne aagayi
vanya ko chhodke
aruna- tu theekh toh hai na
avantika- tujhe kuch hua toh nahi
dilip- jyada kuch nahi bas b mama ne bahut maara
[yeh sunke sab rone lagi]
aap sab phir rone lagi
pata hai na
aruna- haa pata hai teri vidu ko dukh hoga hame rote hue dekhke
dilip- main toh mazak kar raha tha
[yeh sunke chaaro behne meri peeth pe dhol bajane lagi]
b nani- bas bhi karo aur jao apne room mein
aruna bahu ko bhi apne sath le ja
arunadi n mami ko apne sath legayi
b mami c mami ke sath unke room mein chali gayi
c mama toh family drama mein dikhte hi nahi hain
b nani mere paas aayi
b nani- mera pyara dilip kitna bada ho gaya hai
ab bata kya bola tera mama ne
[main b mami ko sari baat bata diya]
dilip- b nani mujhe maaf kar dijiye
maine apka dil dukhaya hai
b nani- dilip main teri maa nahi hoon
lekin tu mera beta hai
aur maa kabhi bhi apne bachcho se naraz nahi hoti hai
main tere liye bahut khush hoon
b nani- tu apni vidu ke paas baith
[phir b nani room se chali gayi]...
dilip- main vidu ke sarke paas baith gaya
vidu ka masoom khubsurat chehra dekhke mera dil naachne laga
pata nahi kitni der tak main apni vidu ko dekhta raha
ab toh b mama bhi hamari shaadi ke liye maan gaye hain
yeh baat bahut ajeeb hai
lekin main iss baare mein sochke apni khushi kam karna nahi chahta tha
tabhi vidu apni palke jhapkane lagi
main jhuk ke apni vidu ki palko ko apne honto se choom liya
vidu muskurane lagi
lekin vidu ki muskurahat ke peeche woh dard tha
jiski wajah main tha
pata nahi aaj kal mujhe kya hota jaraha hai
vidu ke samne main apne ansu rok hi nahi paata hoon
meri ankho se ansu behte dekh vidu uthne ki koshish karne lagi
dilip- aap letke hi rahiye
vidu- aap ro kyun rahe hain please mat ro
dilip- yeh sab meri wajah se hua hai
agar main kal phone nahi todta toh aap aisa kuch nahi karti
vidu- aap aisa mat boliye galti toh meri thi ki main marne ki baat keh di
jab aapne phone kaat diya
dilip- mujhe maaf kar dijiye
vidu- main 2 ghante tak aap ko phone lagati rahi
lekin aapka phone lag hi nahi raha tha
main dar gayi ki aap kuch galat na kar baithe
main sochi ki aap ko agar kuch ho gaya
toh main aapke bina kaise jeeungi
aap hi mere sab kuch hain
isiliye main apne aap ko saza dene ke liye apne hath ki nas kaat li
main sochi ki agar aap mujhse naraz honge toh aap mujhe maaf kardenge
dilip- main aapse kabhi bhi naraz nahi rahunga
main vidu ke sar pe apna sar rakhke rone laga
vidu bhi mere sath rone lagi
phir main apne aap ko sambahala aur vidu ke ansu pocha
dilip- aap mujhse vaada kijiye aap dobara kabhi bhi aisa nahi karengi
vidu- aap bhi mujhse kabhi naraz mat hona
dilip- pehle aap kijiye
vidu- nahi pehle aap
dilip- theek hai main aapse kabhi naraz nahi rahunga
vidu- main bhi hamesha aapke sath rahungi
dilip- ab aap mujhe poori baat bataengi
vidu- main kuch samjhi nahi
dilip- vidu
vidu- [rote hue]aap phir mujhpe gussa honge
dilip- nahi hounga
main vidu ke dono gaal choom liya
vidu- [rote hue] jab main apne hath ki nas kaat li tab main sochi ki aap ko agar kuch ho gaya hoga toh isiliye main chaaku apne gale pe rakhke kaatne hi waali thi ki main behosh ho gayi
dilip- [vidu ki yeh baat sunke mere hosh ud gaye
ek baar phir meri ankho se ansu behne lage
agar vidu ko kuch ho jata toh meri ek galti meri zindagi meri pyari vidu
meri pyari vidu
[main baar baar apne aapko kosne laga]
tabhi vidu mera hath pakad li
main vidu ki taraf dekha
vidu- aap mujhse naraz hain
dilip- nahi
yeh kehke main vidu ke gale lagke rone laga
vidu mere sar mein apni ungli phirane lagi
main kaafi der tak rota raha
tabhi mujhe khyaal aaya ki main ro raha hoon toh meri vidu bhi ro rahi hogi
main vidu ki ankho ko choom liya
dilip- kitna roti ho aap
vidu- aap mujhe rulate hain
dilip- ab nahi rulaunga
phir main vidu ka hath pakadke baith gaya
phir hum ek dusre ki ankho mein kho gaye
main vidu ki ankho ko padhne laga
vidu meri ankho ko padhne lagi
beech-2 mein hum muskura bhi dete
vidu abhi is haalat mein jyada baate nahi kar sakti thi
lekin is jism ko kya pata jab dil ek ho toh lafzo ki jarurat nahi padti...
dilip- hum dono ek dusre ki ankho mein khoye the
ki b nani anadar aagayi
main vidu ko dekhe ja raha tha
b nani mere sar pe chapat maar di
main hosh mein aaya
aur vidu ka hath chhod diya
vidu buri tarah se sharma gayi
b nani- kya kar raha tha tu abhi
dilip- kkuch nahi
b nani- chal tujhse koi milne aaya hai
dilip- aap yahi pe baithiye
[main vidu ki taraf dekha vidu ankho se ishara ki jaldi aana]
b nani- ab jayega bhi
dilip- main room se bahar aake neeche gaya
ig sir matlab arvind rana baithe hue the
sath mein cmama bhi the
main arvind se jaake hath milaya
arvind- tumse kuch baat karni hai aao
thakur sahab agar aapki agya ho toh
c mama- jee jee bilkul
dilip- phir main arvind ke sath bahar aagaya
dilip- jee kahiye
arvind- sabse pehle tum yeh lo
[arvind ne mujhe ek card diya]
iss card mein tumhare 1400 crore rupya hain
dilip- is card mein main kuch samjha nahi
arvind- yeh ek special card hai
yeh card tum kisi bank mein leke jaoge
jitne paise chaho nikaal sakte ho
bas ek code batana padega
[phir arvind ne mujhe woh code bata diya]
dilip- bas yahi baat karni thi aapko
arvind- ek aur baat hai lekin tum maanoge nahi
dilip- madan ke baare mein main koi baat hi nahi karna chahta
madan ek aisa insaan hai jo jahannum mein jaane ke layak bhi nahi hai
aap ko aur kuch puchna hai
arvind- ab main chalta hoon
dilip- phir arvind chala gaya main jaldi se vidu ke room mein aagaya
bmami vidu ko apne hatho se khana khila rahi thi
b mami- aagaye tum lo ab apni vidu ko khilao
dekho kaise tumhe dekh rahi hai
dilip- [vidu sharma gayi
main bmami ke hath se plate le liya
phir bmami room se bahar chali gayi]
phir main vidu ko apne hath se khilane laga
vidu ko khana khilane ke baad jaise hi main utha
vidu mera hath pakad li]
main vidu ke gaal sehlate hue kaha
kya hua
vidu- kuch nahi bas aap yahi mere paas rahiye
dilip- hath dhoke aata hoon
vidu- nahi
dilip- achcha baba nahi jaata
main vidu ke paas baith gaya
vidu- aap se kon milne aaya tha
dilip- ek dost
aap se ek baat puchu
vidu- do puchiye
dilip- [main muskura diya]
aap sheher wale kapde kyun nahi pehenti hain
vidu- aap kahenge toh main pehen lungi
dilip- pehle bataiye aap kyun nahi pehenti hain
vidu- aap ke liye nahi pehenti hoon
dilip- mere liye kyun
vidu- kyunki aap mere patidev ji hain
dilip- [mujhe toh kuch samajh hi nahi araha tha
ki vidu sheher wale kapde jaise jeans top frock aur bhi sab kyun nahi pehenti hain
jeans ke baare mein yaad aate hi mujhe aditi yaad aagayi
achcha shayad isiliye vidu jeans nahi pehenti hain]
vidu- kya soch rahe hain
dilip- [main apni soch se bahar aaya]
ab aapko dawai khane ka waqt ho gaya
vidu- main nahi khaungi
bahut kadwi hoti hai
dilip- [vidu kisi chhoti bachchi ki tarah munh banane lagi]
agar aap dawai kha logi toh aapka munh meetha kar dunga
vidu- kaise
dilip- main apna munh vidu ke munh ke paas le gaya
hum ek dusre ki saanso ko mehsus karne lage
main apne hont vidu ke hont pe rakhke halka sa choom liya
vidu sharmane lagi
main vidu ko dawai khila diya
jaise hi main vidu ke honto ko chumne ke liye aage badha
tabhi kisi ke khansne ki awaj aayi
main peeche mud gaya
samne meri chaaro behne khadi thi
main sakpaka gaya
aur vidu buri tarah se sharma gayi...
dilip- [main apne dimaag ka ghoda tez daudane laga
warna yeh chandaal chowkdi humara mazak udake hume apna bandar bana leti]
meri behne mere paas aane lagi
main peeche mud gaya
vidu mujhe hi dekh rahi thi
main vidu ko apni ankh band karne ka ishara kar diya
vidu apni ankh band kar li
arunadi vidu ko sote hue dekhke soch mein pad gayi
dilip- kya hua [main dheere se pucha]
aruna- teri tabiyat toh theek hai na
dilip- mujhe kya hua hai
aruna- nahi mujhe aisa laga ki tu langda ke chal raha hai
[yeh sunke vidu apna dard bhoolke ek jhatke mein uth gayi
aur mere paas aane lagi
dilip- aap kahan aarahi hain
leti rahiye
[lekin tabtak bahut der ho
chuki thi
vidu mere paas aagayi]
vidu- aap theek toh hai na
aapne mujhe bataya bhi nahi
aap langda ke kyun chal rahe hain
boliye na
dilip- [jis baat ka dar tha woi hua
arunadi ko pata tha
ki vidu sone ka natak kar rahi hai
aur arunadi aisi baat keh di
jo vidu kabhi bardasht nahi kar sakti]
main bina kuch bole vidu ko apni baaho mein le liya
aur vidu sar pe hath phirane laga
vidu meri baaho mein so gayi
main vidu ko dheere se bed pe leta diya
aur room se bahar aagaya
peeche-2 meri behne bhi room se bahar aagayi
main dekha arunadi ki ankho se ansu beh rahe the
main arunadi ke ansu pocha]
aruna- mujhe maaf karde
dilip- koi baat nahi di aap toh mazak kar rahi thi
aap rona band kijiye
main dekha meghadi aur sunitadi bhi ro rahi hain]
meri pyar judwa behne kyun ro rahi hain
megha- tu bhi toh ro raha hai
dilip- ek kaam kijiye main aapke ansu pochta hoon
aap mere ansu pochiye
humne aisa hi kiya
phir meri behne chali gayi
main socha vanya se mil leta hoon
main vanya ke room pahuncha
gate knock kiya
vanya gate kholke mujhe ghurne lagi
dilip- ab tumhe kya hua
vanya- kuch nahi andar aao
dilip- main andar jaake bed pe baith gaya
vanya- kaisi hain vidyadi
dilip- khud jaake dekh lo
vanya- tumne mujhe bataya kyun nahi
dilip- kiss baare mein
vanya- yahi ki tum aur vidyadi ek dusre se pyar karte ho
dilip- pata nahi shayad kabhi is baare mein socha hi nahi
vanya- main tumhare aur vidyadi ke liye bahut khush hoon
ab toh pitaji bhi maan gaye hain tumhari aur vidyadi ki shaadi ke liye
dilip- tumhe kisne bataya
vanya- pitaji ne sabko yeh baat batayi hai
dilip- achcha mamaji ne bataya hai
[yeh b mama ka kuch samajh nahi aata hai
kab kya kar baithe]
vanya- kya hua kya soch rahe ho
dilip- soch raha hoon ki ab pure college mein first kaise aaunga
vanya- ab uski koi jarurat nahi hai
ab tum apna aur vidyadi ka khyaal rakkho
dilip- tumne khana khaya
vanya- kha lungi
dilip- kha lungi nahi chalke khana khao
aur bmami ko bhi khilao
vanya- tumhe kaise pata ki maa bhi khana nahi khayi hain
dilip- seedhi baat hai ki bmami ko pata hoga ki tum khana nahi khayi ho
toh woh kaise kha lengi
vanya mere sath neeche aayi
dt pe bmami aur cmami baithi thi
main aur vanya bhi baith gaye
mujhe dekhke bnani bhi aagayi
phir hum sabne khana kha liya
aaj cmami mujhe ghur nahi rahi thi
phir main jaldi-2 khana khane laga
bnani- aram se kha beta itni jaldi bhi kya hai
dilip- bnani bolti rahi aur main khata raha
unko bhi pata tha
ki main jaldi kyun kha raha hoon
main khake daudke vidu ke room mein aaya
gate lock kiya
shukar hai vidu soyi hui thi
main vidu ke sath let gaya
pata hi nahi chala kab aankh lag gayi,..
subah ho gayi
b mama ko dekhke laga ki woh bhi raat bhar nahi soye hain
ek toh yeh doctor itna bada tha
ki mujhe milne hi nahi de raha tha vidu se
thodi der baad vidu bahar aayi strecher pe
vidu shayad soyi hui thi
doctor b mama ko side mein leke gaye
doctor- thakur sahab yeh chamatkar se kam nahi hai
ki aapki beti mar ke bhi jinda ho gayi
shayad humse koi galti ho gayi ho
lekin hum yeh nahi bhool sakte ki 8 ghante tak apki beti ke hath se khoon behta raha
aap ek aur baat ka dhyaan rakkhe
ki aapki beti us ladke ke sath emotionally jud chuki hai
us ladke ko agar ek bhi kharoch aayi toh aapki beti shayad phir usi haalat mein wapas chali jaye
dilip- ward boy strecher ko ambulance mein daal diye
main jaldi se ambulance mein baith gaya
phir b mama aur vanya aake baith gayi
b mama jab ambulance mein baithne aaye
woh mujhe dekhke dusri gaadi mein baith gaye
phir ambulance chal padi c mama ke ghar
main vidu ka hath apne dono hath mein tham liya
waise b mami ke samne yeh karne mein sharam aarahi thi
lekin kya karu main apna munh dusri taraf kar liya
thodi der baad hum sab
c mama ke ghar pahunche
vidu abhi bhi soyi hui thi
ward boy sab strecher ko neeche utarne lage
dilip- aap rehne do main karta hoon
main vidu ko apni god mein utha liya
aur vidu ke room mein pahuncha
vidu ko bed pe lita diya
jaise hi main peeche muda
meri fat gai mere samne mera pura pariwar khada hoke mujhe ghur raha tha
main socha ki itna barish kaha se ho rahi hai
main apne mathe pe hath lagake dekha toh mujhe pata chala ki main paseene se bheeg gaya hoon
tabhi b mama mere paas aaye
b mama- hume tumse baat karni hai
aao hamare sath
dilip- b mama mera hath pakadke mujhe apne sath dusre room mein leke gaye
b nani kuch bolna chahti thi lekin bol nahi payi
b mama mera hath chhodke gate lock kar diya
phir ek kursi pe baith gaye
b mama- baith jao
[main b mama ke samne wali kursi pe baith gaya
andar se toh puri fati padi thi]
b mama- yeh toh hum dekh chuke hain ki kal tumne kya kiya aur kya nahi kiya
ab hum yeh janna chahte hain ki tum aage kya karna chahte ho
dilip- aaap aap jo kahenge kkkarunga
b mama- [ankhdikhatehue] humne pucha ki kya karoge
dilip- [main socha beta dilip ab agar shaheed hona hai toh ek koshish karne mein kya jata hai
shayad b mama maan jaye]
[main ek lambi saans liya]
apni padhai puri karke vidu se shaadi karunga
b mama mujhe dekhte reh gaye
thodi der tak b mama kuch sochte rahe
b mama- theek hai hume tum par vishwaash hai
hamara bharosa tutne mat dena
tum samajh rahe ho na hum kya kehna chahte hain
dilip- [mere man mein toh laddu phutne lage
main toh socha tha ki b mama mujhe jaan se maar denge]
jee main apka vishwaash kabhi tutne nahi doonga
main aapse waada karta hoon
b mama- theek hai ab jao
dilip- main room se bahar aagaya
aur seedha vidu ke room mein gaya
abhi bhi sab room mein khade the
mere paas meri sab behne aagayi
vanya ko chhodke
aruna- tu theekh toh hai na
avantika- tujhe kuch hua toh nahi
dilip- jyada kuch nahi bas b mama ne bahut maara
[yeh sunke sab rone lagi]
aap sab phir rone lagi
pata hai na
aruna- haa pata hai teri vidu ko dukh hoga hame rote hue dekhke
dilip- main toh mazak kar raha tha
[yeh sunke chaaro behne meri peeth pe dhol bajane lagi]
b nani- bas bhi karo aur jao apne room mein
aruna bahu ko bhi apne sath le ja
arunadi n mami ko apne sath legayi
b mami c mami ke sath unke room mein chali gayi
c mama toh family drama mein dikhte hi nahi hain
b nani mere paas aayi
b nani- mera pyara dilip kitna bada ho gaya hai
ab bata kya bola tera mama ne
[main b mami ko sari baat bata diya]
dilip- b nani mujhe maaf kar dijiye
maine apka dil dukhaya hai
b nani- dilip main teri maa nahi hoon
lekin tu mera beta hai
aur maa kabhi bhi apne bachcho se naraz nahi hoti hai
main tere liye bahut khush hoon
b nani- tu apni vidu ke paas baith
[phir b nani room se chali gayi]...
dilip- main vidu ke sarke paas baith gaya
vidu ka masoom khubsurat chehra dekhke mera dil naachne laga
pata nahi kitni der tak main apni vidu ko dekhta raha
ab toh b mama bhi hamari shaadi ke liye maan gaye hain
yeh baat bahut ajeeb hai
lekin main iss baare mein sochke apni khushi kam karna nahi chahta tha
tabhi vidu apni palke jhapkane lagi
main jhuk ke apni vidu ki palko ko apne honto se choom liya
vidu muskurane lagi
lekin vidu ki muskurahat ke peeche woh dard tha
jiski wajah main tha
pata nahi aaj kal mujhe kya hota jaraha hai
vidu ke samne main apne ansu rok hi nahi paata hoon
meri ankho se ansu behte dekh vidu uthne ki koshish karne lagi
dilip- aap letke hi rahiye
vidu- aap ro kyun rahe hain please mat ro
dilip- yeh sab meri wajah se hua hai
agar main kal phone nahi todta toh aap aisa kuch nahi karti
vidu- aap aisa mat boliye galti toh meri thi ki main marne ki baat keh di
jab aapne phone kaat diya
dilip- mujhe maaf kar dijiye
vidu- main 2 ghante tak aap ko phone lagati rahi
lekin aapka phone lag hi nahi raha tha
main dar gayi ki aap kuch galat na kar baithe
main sochi ki aap ko agar kuch ho gaya
toh main aapke bina kaise jeeungi
aap hi mere sab kuch hain
isiliye main apne aap ko saza dene ke liye apne hath ki nas kaat li
main sochi ki agar aap mujhse naraz honge toh aap mujhe maaf kardenge
dilip- main aapse kabhi bhi naraz nahi rahunga
main vidu ke sar pe apna sar rakhke rone laga
vidu bhi mere sath rone lagi
phir main apne aap ko sambahala aur vidu ke ansu pocha
dilip- aap mujhse vaada kijiye aap dobara kabhi bhi aisa nahi karengi
vidu- aap bhi mujhse kabhi naraz mat hona
dilip- pehle aap kijiye
vidu- nahi pehle aap
dilip- theek hai main aapse kabhi naraz nahi rahunga
vidu- main bhi hamesha aapke sath rahungi
dilip- ab aap mujhe poori baat bataengi
vidu- main kuch samjhi nahi
dilip- vidu
vidu- [rote hue]aap phir mujhpe gussa honge
dilip- nahi hounga
main vidu ke dono gaal choom liya
vidu- [rote hue] jab main apne hath ki nas kaat li tab main sochi ki aap ko agar kuch ho gaya hoga toh isiliye main chaaku apne gale pe rakhke kaatne hi waali thi ki main behosh ho gayi
dilip- [vidu ki yeh baat sunke mere hosh ud gaye
ek baar phir meri ankho se ansu behne lage
agar vidu ko kuch ho jata toh meri ek galti meri zindagi meri pyari vidu
meri pyari vidu
[main baar baar apne aapko kosne laga]
tabhi vidu mera hath pakad li
main vidu ki taraf dekha
vidu- aap mujhse naraz hain
dilip- nahi
yeh kehke main vidu ke gale lagke rone laga
vidu mere sar mein apni ungli phirane lagi
main kaafi der tak rota raha
tabhi mujhe khyaal aaya ki main ro raha hoon toh meri vidu bhi ro rahi hogi
main vidu ki ankho ko choom liya
dilip- kitna roti ho aap
vidu- aap mujhe rulate hain
dilip- ab nahi rulaunga
phir main vidu ka hath pakadke baith gaya
phir hum ek dusre ki ankho mein kho gaye
main vidu ki ankho ko padhne laga
vidu meri ankho ko padhne lagi
beech-2 mein hum muskura bhi dete
vidu abhi is haalat mein jyada baate nahi kar sakti thi
lekin is jism ko kya pata jab dil ek ho toh lafzo ki jarurat nahi padti...
dilip- hum dono ek dusre ki ankho mein khoye the
ki b nani anadar aagayi
main vidu ko dekhe ja raha tha
b nani mere sar pe chapat maar di
main hosh mein aaya
aur vidu ka hath chhod diya
vidu buri tarah se sharma gayi
b nani- kya kar raha tha tu abhi
dilip- kkuch nahi
b nani- chal tujhse koi milne aaya hai
dilip- aap yahi pe baithiye
[main vidu ki taraf dekha vidu ankho se ishara ki jaldi aana]
b nani- ab jayega bhi
dilip- main room se bahar aake neeche gaya
ig sir matlab arvind rana baithe hue the
sath mein cmama bhi the
main arvind se jaake hath milaya
arvind- tumse kuch baat karni hai aao
thakur sahab agar aapki agya ho toh
c mama- jee jee bilkul
dilip- phir main arvind ke sath bahar aagaya
dilip- jee kahiye
arvind- sabse pehle tum yeh lo
[arvind ne mujhe ek card diya]
iss card mein tumhare 1400 crore rupya hain
dilip- is card mein main kuch samjha nahi
arvind- yeh ek special card hai
yeh card tum kisi bank mein leke jaoge
jitne paise chaho nikaal sakte ho
bas ek code batana padega
[phir arvind ne mujhe woh code bata diya]
dilip- bas yahi baat karni thi aapko
arvind- ek aur baat hai lekin tum maanoge nahi
dilip- madan ke baare mein main koi baat hi nahi karna chahta
madan ek aisa insaan hai jo jahannum mein jaane ke layak bhi nahi hai
aap ko aur kuch puchna hai
arvind- ab main chalta hoon
dilip- phir arvind chala gaya main jaldi se vidu ke room mein aagaya
bmami vidu ko apne hatho se khana khila rahi thi
b mami- aagaye tum lo ab apni vidu ko khilao
dekho kaise tumhe dekh rahi hai
dilip- [vidu sharma gayi
main bmami ke hath se plate le liya
phir bmami room se bahar chali gayi]
phir main vidu ko apne hath se khilane laga
vidu ko khana khilane ke baad jaise hi main utha
vidu mera hath pakad li]
main vidu ke gaal sehlate hue kaha
kya hua
vidu- kuch nahi bas aap yahi mere paas rahiye
dilip- hath dhoke aata hoon
vidu- nahi
dilip- achcha baba nahi jaata
main vidu ke paas baith gaya
vidu- aap se kon milne aaya tha
dilip- ek dost
aap se ek baat puchu
vidu- do puchiye
dilip- [main muskura diya]
aap sheher wale kapde kyun nahi pehenti hain
vidu- aap kahenge toh main pehen lungi
dilip- pehle bataiye aap kyun nahi pehenti hain
vidu- aap ke liye nahi pehenti hoon
dilip- mere liye kyun
vidu- kyunki aap mere patidev ji hain
dilip- [mujhe toh kuch samajh hi nahi araha tha
ki vidu sheher wale kapde jaise jeans top frock aur bhi sab kyun nahi pehenti hain
jeans ke baare mein yaad aate hi mujhe aditi yaad aagayi
achcha shayad isiliye vidu jeans nahi pehenti hain]
vidu- kya soch rahe hain
dilip- [main apni soch se bahar aaya]
ab aapko dawai khane ka waqt ho gaya
vidu- main nahi khaungi
bahut kadwi hoti hai
dilip- [vidu kisi chhoti bachchi ki tarah munh banane lagi]
agar aap dawai kha logi toh aapka munh meetha kar dunga
vidu- kaise
dilip- main apna munh vidu ke munh ke paas le gaya
hum ek dusre ki saanso ko mehsus karne lage
main apne hont vidu ke hont pe rakhke halka sa choom liya
vidu sharmane lagi
main vidu ko dawai khila diya
jaise hi main vidu ke honto ko chumne ke liye aage badha
tabhi kisi ke khansne ki awaj aayi
main peeche mud gaya
samne meri chaaro behne khadi thi
main sakpaka gaya
aur vidu buri tarah se sharma gayi...
dilip- [main apne dimaag ka ghoda tez daudane laga
warna yeh chandaal chowkdi humara mazak udake hume apna bandar bana leti]
meri behne mere paas aane lagi
main peeche mud gaya
vidu mujhe hi dekh rahi thi
main vidu ko apni ankh band karne ka ishara kar diya
vidu apni ankh band kar li
arunadi vidu ko sote hue dekhke soch mein pad gayi
dilip- kya hua [main dheere se pucha]
aruna- teri tabiyat toh theek hai na
dilip- mujhe kya hua hai
aruna- nahi mujhe aisa laga ki tu langda ke chal raha hai
[yeh sunke vidu apna dard bhoolke ek jhatke mein uth gayi
aur mere paas aane lagi
dilip- aap kahan aarahi hain
leti rahiye
[lekin tabtak bahut der ho
chuki thi
vidu mere paas aagayi]
vidu- aap theek toh hai na
aapne mujhe bataya bhi nahi
aap langda ke kyun chal rahe hain
boliye na
dilip- [jis baat ka dar tha woi hua
arunadi ko pata tha
ki vidu sone ka natak kar rahi hai
aur arunadi aisi baat keh di
jo vidu kabhi bardasht nahi kar sakti]
main bina kuch bole vidu ko apni baaho mein le liya
aur vidu sar pe hath phirane laga
vidu meri baaho mein so gayi
main vidu ko dheere se bed pe leta diya
aur room se bahar aagaya
peeche-2 meri behne bhi room se bahar aagayi
main dekha arunadi ki ankho se ansu beh rahe the
main arunadi ke ansu pocha]
aruna- mujhe maaf karde
dilip- koi baat nahi di aap toh mazak kar rahi thi
aap rona band kijiye
main dekha meghadi aur sunitadi bhi ro rahi hain]
meri pyar judwa behne kyun ro rahi hain
megha- tu bhi toh ro raha hai
dilip- ek kaam kijiye main aapke ansu pochta hoon
aap mere ansu pochiye
humne aisa hi kiya
phir meri behne chali gayi
main socha vanya se mil leta hoon
main vanya ke room pahuncha
gate knock kiya
vanya gate kholke mujhe ghurne lagi
dilip- ab tumhe kya hua
vanya- kuch nahi andar aao
dilip- main andar jaake bed pe baith gaya
vanya- kaisi hain vidyadi
dilip- khud jaake dekh lo
vanya- tumne mujhe bataya kyun nahi
dilip- kiss baare mein
vanya- yahi ki tum aur vidyadi ek dusre se pyar karte ho
dilip- pata nahi shayad kabhi is baare mein socha hi nahi
vanya- main tumhare aur vidyadi ke liye bahut khush hoon
ab toh pitaji bhi maan gaye hain tumhari aur vidyadi ki shaadi ke liye
dilip- tumhe kisne bataya
vanya- pitaji ne sabko yeh baat batayi hai
dilip- achcha mamaji ne bataya hai
[yeh b mama ka kuch samajh nahi aata hai
kab kya kar baithe]
vanya- kya hua kya soch rahe ho
dilip- soch raha hoon ki ab pure college mein first kaise aaunga
vanya- ab uski koi jarurat nahi hai
ab tum apna aur vidyadi ka khyaal rakkho
dilip- tumne khana khaya
vanya- kha lungi
dilip- kha lungi nahi chalke khana khao
aur bmami ko bhi khilao
vanya- tumhe kaise pata ki maa bhi khana nahi khayi hain
dilip- seedhi baat hai ki bmami ko pata hoga ki tum khana nahi khayi ho
toh woh kaise kha lengi
vanya mere sath neeche aayi
dt pe bmami aur cmami baithi thi
main aur vanya bhi baith gaye
mujhe dekhke bnani bhi aagayi
phir hum sabne khana kha liya
aaj cmami mujhe ghur nahi rahi thi
phir main jaldi-2 khana khane laga
bnani- aram se kha beta itni jaldi bhi kya hai
dilip- bnani bolti rahi aur main khata raha
unko bhi pata tha
ki main jaldi kyun kha raha hoon
main khake daudke vidu ke room mein aaya
gate lock kiya
shukar hai vidu soyi hui thi
main vidu ke sath let gaya
pata hi nahi chala kab aankh lag gayi,..
